Cloth Mothers

The girls are feeling spicy tonight! Wire mother comes out in this episode as your cloth mothers teach you how to fuck (it’s easier then you think). That’s right, only two episodes in and we’re getting nasty! Many will not survive!The cloth mothers receive a missive from a very popular butch lesbian as Maggie figures out if she's a boss or a pencil pusher, and Isabel puts an end to identity politics once and for all. All this and more in this very special episode of cloth mothers!

Life got you down? Got a lot on your mind? Feeling like you’re all alone in this gross, duplicitous wasteland of reality? These are the ladies for you!We are your cloth mothers! Are you not sure what to do? Can’t figure out how to come out to your friends? Craving solutions to your relationship drama? Maggie and Isabel cannot help! Want women of no substance to comfort you in this moment of need? Then you're in luck!What is a cloth mother? Who are the rock guys from legend of Zelda? Should you rub one out before cleaning up mold? How do you come out to your friends and family? None of these questions will be answered! In this episode, your cloth mothers cover how to cheat while poly, Maggie advocates for lying to strangers, and Isabel finally gets down to brass tacks on the subject of trans men.