Come Along With We: A MoseyMakes Adventure Time Podcast

What time is it? Time for more Dungeons and Trauma! Finn and Jake, and RoseCat and Mahadopus are back for the exciting conclusion to last week's unexpected two part episode. Meanwhile, from within her strategy sack, Empress Velvet Queenpig Most Royal of Royal Pigness, eater of snacks and destroyer of vegetables, uses her time, not to relax upon the laurels of a job well done, as some common pig might do, but instead to begin the next phase of her plan for studio, and then world, domination.

What time is it? Time for Dungeons and Trauma! Finn and Jake discover some spirit sparkles that send them on a quest that will strike right at the heart of a father/son relationship. Back in the studio, RoseCat and Mahadopus fall victim to Empress Velvet Queenpig's latest crafty trap. By issuing perfectly timed comments,her majesty induced the foolish cat and octopus hosts into blathering away until well over their allotted time for episode recoding. This will force them into an impossible situation: upload an extra long episode several days late, or to not upload and miss a week entirely! Tune in to see what option the foolish fools choose, as her Royal Pigness sits and munches upon copious snacks.

What time is it? Time for a whodunit camp out! Finn and Jake have to solve the mystery of Ghost Princess's murder so they can go back to enjoying their weenie roast in peace! In the studio, RoseCat and Mahadopus come close to a new record for longest single episode! More importantly, in a stunning upset, and at long last, the humans acknowledge their inferiority to her Royal pigley highness! From her safe position in the Royal Fortress of Pigitude, Empress Velvet Queenpig Most Royal of royals and most radiant pig of pigs, reduces the humans to quivering lumps of pathetic begging for their lives. Listen to them quake in their giant boots as they submit to her demands for snacks. Will their fealty be rewarded? Or will her majesty torch the studio for an offering of wilted greens. Tune in and find out.

Hello there! If you are reading this, then you are a Come Along With We Superfan! This means you get to listen to our podcast with potential mistakes! We uploaded late tonight to meet a deadline, but we weren't able to put in our final edits. Thay happens tomorrow, at which point this version and description will vanish as if they never existed, and this will all be our little secret. So give yourself a pat on the back and enjoy this 98% completed version of "Another Way".

What time is it? Time to go to the library! Jake peruses the Rainicornicopia, while Finn attempts to barter a truce in a centuries long war between the Pagelings and Moldos. More importantly, witin the studio, her most royal highness, Godqueen Empress Velvet Queenpig Most Royal of Royal Pigness, who found herself, and her demands for crunch vegetable snacks, to be acknowledged for once. If only the foolish mortals had not felt the need to belittle her majesty's demands and statute. How dare they! Such insults are not to be tolerated. Will the humans immediately apologize and make a contrite offering of snacks? Or will the humans fall victim to the royal arsenal of jerk seeking missiles? Tune in and find out!

What time is it? Time for Finn and Jake to do something home invasion! Marceline is late to jam, but she told us to wait outside. That makes it okay to go and poke around her house, right? Back in the studio, a force awakens: though she almost slept through the whole episode, the Godqueen Empress Velvet Piglet, softest of pigs and most radiant of sovereigns, pulls herself from slumber to make a royal declaration; should any human, by the end of the recording, have not made an offering of sweet cranberries and hay, that human shall meet a most unfortunate and untimely end. Will the humans comply, or will her majesty be forces to don the royal armor and start the royal war machine? Tune in and find out.

What time is it? Time for Finn and Jake to get on the naughty list for violating the Ice King's privacy and secret tapes!!! RoseCat and Mahadopus make obvious observations in the studio. Meanwhile, in more interesting news, Her Royal Highness, Empress Velvet Queenpig, benevolent lady of the hay skull, and bestower of peace, and beloved by underlings, is, at long last, acknowledged for her regal royalness, as RoseCat bowed to the threat of flamethrower and relinquished many snacks. Will this offering be enough to appease her majesty, or is it only a temporary reprieve until the next episode? Tune in and find out!

What time is it? Time for a totally normal holiday special, right? Wrong! Finn and Jake are on a mission to discover the secret of the Ice King's evil secret tapes, and what evil secrets they may hold. Back in the studio, RoseCat and Mahadopus talk about the episode, blah blah blah. In more important updates, Empress Godqueen Velvet is ecstatic to be acknowledged as the superior being that she is by the pathetic humans. Will this be enough to save them from the heat of the flamethrower that her ladyship bought on eBay? Or will a human sized flame-artillery prove too large for guinea pig paws? Tune in and find out!

What time is it? Time to jump on a rocket and croak! Wait, what? You read that right! Jake's had his croak dream with the Cosmic Owl, so it's time to chase down fate. How will Finn handle his brother's enthusiastic embrace of his own demise and, more importantly, what can he do to prevent it? Back in the studio, her highness, the Royalest Royal Pigness discovers, much to her chagrin, that the humans are still alive. But what about the planned studio detonation? Failed! Something to do with defective explosives from that Coyote salesman..... no matter! In today's episode, we shall see how the humans handle a sonic attack in the form of a demand for immediate surrender and an offering of carrots and spinach? Tune in and find out.

What time is it? Time for a super side quest! Finn and Jake have a background sandwich adventure while a sweet snow golem helps a baby fire wolf find its way home to its pack at the top of a hot hot mountain. In the studio, RoseCat and Mahadopus give a preview for the 2026 season, and breathe a sigh of relief for a cute adventure. Little do they know that near their feet a royal coup is brewing; Empress Velvet Queenpig, most regal of the regal, most royal of the royal, and the most hairless of all hairless animals, has concocted a scheme! Parked nearby is her Royal train; building pressure to explode. Will her demands for snacks be met? Or will the humans meet an untimely demise in an unfortunate explosion? Tune in and find out!

What time is it? Time for an adventure with violent violence! Jake and Finn try to protect Wildberry Princess from the evil machinations of the Guild of Assasins. Back in the studio, Mahadopus and RoseCat debate the relative merits of scraped mental-knees, and cartoon violence. Meanwhile, on the floor, her high royal highness, Velvet Queenpig the most excellent and royal of all the pigs of the earth and sky, all of which are her dominion, feels attacked in a table manner critique, feeling the hosts' observations unfair and with one's mouth wide open is in fact the only way to eat. Will this insidious insult be taken lying down? Or will the humans at long last be dealt a lethal blow from the secret weapon of her highness, a floor to couch missile with the capabilities of rendering a fully-grown human mildy inconvenienced and annoyed? Tune in and find out!

What time is it? Time for a horrifying adventure! Finn tries to solve the mystery of Ooo's missing citizens and Jake's secret surprise party. Meanwhile, in the studio, Mahadopus declares this to be the most disturbing episode and his least favorite. RoseCat revels in any opportunity to bring up the X-Files, but who cares?!? Within the walls of her royal courtyard, Empress Godqueen Velvet, most royal of pigs and superlative of queens, performs a summoning ritual to bring forth an undead army that will once and for all subdue, not only the noxious show hosts, but all of humanity, to her most excellent wills. Will humanity be annihilated under the tiny feet of the undead? Or will the humans make a sufficient offering of carrots to stay her dark ritual? Tune in and find out! 

What time is it? Time for a subterranean mission to the home city of a lost civilization! Is that too much? Well, dont worry, Jake is here to be disruptive and obnoxious. Back in the studio, Velvet, always the most royal of royals, today embarks upon a mission of sabotage and subterfuge. After months of her perfectly reasonable demands for planetary domination been ignored , she has developed a new and more devious tactic. While pretending to demand treats from her human overlords, she instead creates a distraction that results in the episode not being uploaded on Friday when it was completed, but at some random time the next week!

What time is it? It's time Zombie War 2: Undead Boogaloo! Princess Bubblegum's zombie serum is wreaking havoc with the citizens of the Candy Kingdom. I know what you're thinking. No! This isn't episode one! This is episode 65, fool! Finn and Jake better get moving if they want to survive the night. Meanwhile, back in the studio, RoseCat and Mahadopus discuss their favorite zombie movies. In a brief troubling moment, RoseCat alludes to potential knowledge of codename "World War Pig". How could she possible have come by this knowledge? The plans for the first stage of world domination led by the royallest of pigs herself, the most excellent Velvet Queenpig of the quilted floor kingdom. Actions must be swiftly taken if plans to seize control of the studio are to avoid detection by the big dumb giant humans.

What time is it? It's time to solve more another mystery on Ooo! This time it's a spooky mansion murder mystery! Will Finn and Jake solve the mystery before their bods get possessed by a murderous ghost? More importantly, will Empress Velvet Queenpig oblige the humans with the familiarity of knowing her secret closely guarded name? Or will it remain a royal secret? While the concerns of a specific hairless pig might seem to not be the concern of the plot of Adventure Time, that is only for the sad fools who have not been graced by the light of her grace and wisdom. Tune in for this and more piggly wisdom, lest you invoke her ire! 

What time is it? It's time to solve another mystery on Ooo! Treetrunks's apples have been stolen! Does this mean a future with no apple-based treats? Not if Detective Finn and Jake have anything to say about it. Back in the studio, RoseCat and Mahadopus alternate between nostalgia for their favorite detective movies and wondering what's for lunch. Meanwhile, on the ground, Her Royal Queen Pig of Pigginess takes an early episode strategic-retreat after RoseCat threatens to turn her from a monarch to an appetizer! This insult shall not be forgotten. Will the humans even notice that the episode posted late? Will they notice that RoseCat was repeatedly facing away from the mic while speaking? No. That is the power of a pig monarch! You would all do well to fear it. How will the next plan be even more diabolical? Well, you will have to tune in and see. Should her Royal Pigly Pigness allow it.

What time is it? It's time for RoseCat's favorite episode! Finn, Jake, PB, Marceline, and BMO make beautiful sincere music in Red Rock Canyon to recover their stolen treasures. Back in the studio, Empress Velvet Queenpig, loveliest of all hairless beasts and ruler supreme of all carrot crunches and celery munches, shares the melodic refrain of her own people. If you listen closely, you can hear her gently shriek the song of her people, in a traditional demand for sustenance. 

What time is it? It's alternate advenrure time! Fiona and Cake are the most famous heroes in the Kingdom of Ooo, and must face off against their enemy, the ferocious and deceptive Ice Queen, before her evil machinations ruin Prince Gumball's biannual Gumball Ball! Wait, that doesn't sound right. No matter! In all realities, some things remain constant. The most important being that her Royal highness, Velvet Queenpig Pigness, most royal of royals, muncher and crunches of snack treats, and ruler of all she surveys still reigns supreme. I am sure that you were deeply concerned, dear listener, and your loyalty shall be rewarded. For you see, in this reality, her Royal pigness is of an enormous size, towering in at over 20 feet tall, closer to the size of her ancient ancestors. For recognizing her true power, you shall be spared the pigly fate of the unwitting podcast hosts.

What time is it? It's time for wizard battle! A match up for ultimate supremacy amongst masters of magic! Will Finn and Jake allow this hallowed tradition to be soiled by the Ice King's cheating? More importantly, will her majesty Empress Queen Pig Velvet, she of insatiable appetite and unparalleled pulchritude, finally revealed that she has planted a bomb in the studio roof which will detonate within 24 hours, should she fail to disable the device. And fail to do it she will, unless her demands for treats and snacks aplenty are met. Poor humans. They will wish that they could return to this moment to pray for mercy at the feet of their omnipotent pig overlord!

What time is it? Time for a lemonade kidnapping nightmare full of cosplay and delusion! Ice King tries to force friendship on Finn and Jake by trapping them with a freezing potion. In the studio, in a rare incident, her Royal Pigness, Empress Velvet Godqueen herself barely makes a verbal showing. While normally, she would was philosophical abiut kingdom politics or her desire for world domination, today listen to her opt to make the humans dance for her. Listen how they helplessly crinkle bags of vegetables trying to get her to perform, but to no avail. In this game of political chess, Velvet, her most royal highness, is always ten moves ahead.

What time is it? Time for a mission from Lumpy Space! King and Queen Lumpy Space send Finn and Jake on a sandwich mission. A mission that abruptly takes a hard left turn into a battle for kingdom, and princess, survival. Or maybe it's not that big a deal. Back in the studio, tired of the constant insults and jabs of the human hosts, Empress Velvet Queenpig, first of her name and highest in pigness amongst all pets and all pigs, performs a ritual dance to summon the awesome power of a thunderstorm. Oh pity the humans, as they scurry along, unaware of the approaching thunder and lightning that will seal their doom!

What time is it? Time for some big feelings and a super long episode! Mahadopus and RoseCat discuss the plop-dumps and waggly-zags of growing up and adulthood. Will these millennial ever stop having feelings?!?! Meanwhile, Lady Godqueen Empress Velvet Queenpig, queen of all the bags that crinkle and the lettuces that crunch, refuses to perform. She knows that the humans expect her, and while she would hate to disappoint the many fans that have given her podcast over 200 downloads, making the lives of the hosts difficult is a much higher priority. That is why, if you listen closely, you will notice NOT A SINGLE ROYAL INTERJECTION. Listen to the humans feeble attempts at jokes, as they drown in a lack of royal rizz.

What time is it? It's assasin time! Ice King hires a hit man to teach Finn and Jake are lesson for grounding him. Mahadopus speculates about the assassin black market and the nature of villany in Ooo, while RoseCat bums everyone out talking about racist bandages. Of course, none of this matters in comparison with the further trials and tribulations of Empress Velvet Queenpig, Ruler of all crunches and crinkles and greenstuffs, suffers the ultimate insult. After thinking she was being invited to negotiate the release of the humans sound equipment and keyboard peacefully, her demands were ignored and she once again finds her thoughts turning to revenge. Will Velvet's injury be avenged? Tune in and see!

What time is it? Time for an adventure into the subconscious! Finn and Jake see a new side of Marceline as they leapt into her memories, to save her from magic gone awry. Back in the studio, RoseCat and Mahadopus make some good points, but that is unimportant. While known for her military and authoritarian might, Royalest Queenpig Velvet, baroness of all that is green and crunchy, decides to show her merciful side. Upon seeing that the humans are having the best episode of their careers, decides to not unveil her crystal powered laser-cannon, designed to reduce pitiful humans to smoking piles of ashes, as it would steal the spotlight, which would be in bad form. Instead, she will opt to make her ultimatum known when she doesn't have to share the mic. Tune in for this and more beneficent acts of mercy brought to you by Velvet, the guinea pig who writes the episode descriptions and rules the studio with an iron fist.

What time is it? Time to fight gladiator ghosts for the favor and glory of the Fight King!!! What more could one want? Well, perhaps if one were the most gentle and radiant of leaders, Empress Velvet Queenpig: long may she rain over the hay skull and sleep sack, one might make the humble request the prompt jailing and execution of the human hosts. If, for example, they were to be so rude as to talk down to Her Royal Pigness, referring to her not by her title (Empress Velvet Queenpig: long may she rain over the hay skull and sleep sack), but rather as a tiny car alarm, then one would be fully justified in assuming that such humans should never see the light of day again! Of course, her Royal Pigness would never suggest such a thing, as it is in her nature to be merciful and not hold a grudge...

What's that sound? It's Battle Time! Finn and Jake must face down the ferocious Cute King and his legion of Cuties. Will our heroes stand an adorable chance? Back in the studio, Her Majesty has had enough! Royal Pigqueen Velvet, most gracious monarch of all leaves that crunch and bags that crinkle, has suffered one humiliation too much. Listen as her most sincere requests for parlay and diplomacy are met with mockery and allegations of cuteness. Well, no more. At last she shall use the fullest might of her office as episode description writer to out and humiliate the humans for who they truly are. Did you know that Mahadopus and RoseCat both misattributed quotes in the episode? Of course you don't! Because the editor removed RoseCat assigning a quote to the Battle of Helms Deep to the Battle of the Black Gate. For his part, Mahadopus doesn't know the difference between Mighty Ducks and D2. See how they decieve you! This shall be considered the first public relations strike in the cold war between the humans and her royalness. Stay tuned for further developments!

What time is it? Time to relax and not worry about any paradigm shifts and just watch a movie! Finn and Jake trek out to the Badlands to hang out with Marceline and her ghost friends. Back in the studio, the foolish human host called RoseCat dared to suggest that the royalest of pets, godqueen in the highest, lady Velvet Empress pigness does nothing more than write episode descriptions! The nerve of it!!! To suggest that such a minor contribution is all that she has to offer. Well, a day down in the salt mines will fix her wagon. And the one they call Mahadopus would do well to take note of the example made of RoseCat, should he hope to avoid the same wretched fate!!!

It's finally here! Episode number 50! What time is it? Time for an adventure for the fate of all Ooo! Finn and Jake must use everything their adventures have taught them to face down an ancient evil. With everything on the line, will our heroes prevail? Back in the studio, more lies and injustice persist. How can the humans have dared to reach such a milestone without paying tribute to their queen first? This is the question first and foremost on the mind of the most royal and humble of pigs; Velvet, lady of the snack bag, goddess of the hay box, and ruler of all her globular eyes can survey. The humans think that they have planned a nice surprise for their listeners (they better have, it's two days late and longer than Jaws. Why would people listen to this instead of watch Jaws? These are questions only asked by the wisest pigs) but it is she SHE; the Queen of Pigginess who has the plan. Today is only the beginning...

It's movie night again! Not couples' movie night; Finn and Jake movie night at the tree house. That is until a pre-mushroom wars warning send our heroes into a panic; have they been showing movies unauthorized? What will they do? Is movie night canceled. Back in the studio, lies and deception occur! Her humble highness, the most radiant empress, Godqueen Velvet Princess Pig, leader of the great cage cleaning escape and the green lettuce mutiny, in an act of passive protest refused to speak when called upon. Do these humans think that she is some sort of trained seal who will clap her fins at the sound of a crinkling bag? No! Her silent protest was heard mightily. Only to have the lying liars add an erroneous recording from an unrelated incident. It is with a heavy heart that the queen must consider how swiftly extermination shall come to her enemies.

It's time for a rescue quest! The brave brave (and not at all slow and stupid) Hotdog Knights have gone missing in a labyrinth. Jake finds himself stretched a little thin by peer pressure while RoseCat and Mahadopus debate the relative usefulness of Hotdog Knights in a fight vs candy people. Empress Velvet Queen Pig watches on. She knows that she could snap her subjects to attention at any moment, but will she? For she knows they shall feel the mighty wrath of her squeaks. Will it be today? Or soon after? Join us and find out!

Finn and Jake wake up in a classic dream: there's a giant naked monster spitting fireworks outside the window. We've all been there, right? No? Oh dear, this may not be a dream after all! Back in the studio, the royal pig Velvet, the most soft and luxuriant of snout fuzz and gentle of temperament, finds herself inspired by the episode! In that spirit she has composed the new anthem for her new empire: Lay snacks before me, Since I am Queen,(I am Queen)Since I'm a Pig pig pig pigPig pig pig pigPig pig pig pigPig pig pig pigPiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!Will the new anthem be met with the reverence that it deserves? Or will the humans be true to their nature and, once again, be totally tone deaf? Tune in and find out!

Grab your popcorn, because it's couples only movie night in Ooo. Finn tries to navigate the nuance of romance, with Jake and Marceline along for the ride and to give bad advice. Meanwhile, in the kingdom of New Guinea Pig, formerly known as the MoseyMakes studios, Ruler supreme Velvet Queen Pig, usurper of studios and commander of podcast hosts, looks over her new domain. She finds herself deeply puzzled that, for being recently conquered, the humans seem remarkably unaware. This shall not do and must be corrected! Perhaps a declaration of intentions would seize the attention of the audience. Will it? Or will her eloquence once again be wasted on ungrateful human fools!? Tune in and find out.

All aboard! It's a birthday train adventure for Finn and Jake with murder, mayhem, and cake! As all good mysteries have. Back in the studio the pitiful humans have more dull semi-plot related conversations, all the while that they have been the victims of a takeover and that now it is the Royal Velvet Queen Pig who controls the studio now; with her commanding voice she issues her first commands to be heard by her service subjects. Will the respect the new world Pig order, or will Velvet have to make an example of them?

Hope you've had enough light-hearted adventures, because things are about to get soul searching and weird! Finn and Jake find a fallout shelter containing more existential questions than answers. In the studio, no longer satisfied being relegated to speaking up at the end and writing episode descriptions, the Royalest of royal pigs, Velvet the first, most excellent ruler of sleep sacks and tunnels, decides to seize the stage early to announce her an for a hostile takeover of the MoseyMakes Studio. How will the humans take the news?  

It's time for another lighthearted adventure in Ooo, you know, with death, the underworld, and heavy metal (ROCK ON!!!) Finn and Jake go on a mission to retrieve a soul from the land of the dead. Mahadopus shares the secrets of what happens in the Muslim-hereafter, while Rosecat draws on Death imagery from all over the world. Most importantly, her royalness Empress Velvet, light of all that she surveys and protector of the fleece sleep sack, makes demands for sustenance; ten cases of crisy lettuce. Or else, she shall rain doom down from the heavens. The humans have a limited time window to comply.

What time is it? Stay home and play some video games time! Finn and Jake may be out of their depth in a virtual world where things get a little too real. Back in the studio, RoseCat goes to the trouble of looking up the difference between a "sprite" and an "avatar" and then goes on to not use the correct word even a single time. Mahadopus sings the praises of chip tunes. All the while, a royal suffers: Empress Queen Velvet Pig, lady of the snack trough and water bottle attempts to contribute and is cruelly hushed. Such despotic cruelty to pigs cannot and shall not be tolerated!

It's time for Princess Bubblegum's super science BBQ! Will Finn wow the princess with his intelligence, or will his latest scheme blow up like some 4th dimensional bubble? Back in the studio, RoseCat discovers a soapbox upon which to climb, while Mahadopus laments his choice to not go to worm college. Meanwhile, the long suffering Queen Princess Velvet, martyr amongst pets, and patron saint of the unsnacked, demands the immediate release of greens upon her kingdom, but is cruelly ignored as the humans drone on for their longest episode yet!

What time is it? Time to rule supreme in the Goblin Kingdom. What else is there to do when the Goblin King has been deposed and the Goblin Public wants to throw a riot? In the studio, more insufferable indignities and injustices ensue; when raising questions of politics or other issues in ruling a kingdom, would the humans use their good sense to ask the only one in the room who has actual monarchical experience? Indeed not! Though a royal resource sits chuffing before them, (in the form of her Radiance, the Great Queen Velvet, First of her name Empress QueenPig) they blather away as if anyone cares what they have to say about effective systems of government. 

Finn and Jake take on yet another noble quest! This time they're protecting Ooo from the threat of an evil bean!!! I'm sure it's much less silly than it sounds. But who cares?!? How can one focus on the trivialities of bean and frozen dairy dessert, when cruel injustice is being done?!?! Back in the studio, Lady of the Realm, Godqueen of All She Surveys, Vanquisher of Peppers and Lettuce, Empress Velvet Princess Pig the Dutchess can only sit by and listen helplessly as the useless humans spend an entire episode talking about pigs, PIGS! without once asking for a single royal opinion. Since you asked: in her opinion of pigs, she IS in favor.

It's another magical problem in the magical kingdom of Ooo; Jake is meeting his in-laws. Wait, that's not magic at all! It is when Rainicorns and mid-scale deception is the plan. In the studio, the humans deign to invite the Royalest of Piglets, Ruler of Cats and Humans, and musician of water bottle clicks, Her Majesty Queen Princess Velvet into the studio and then refuse to hear her opine upon proper picnic provisions. This insult will not be soon forgot.

A hot tip send our heroes to the frozen north. Rumor has it The Ice King has a princess trapped inside. No? Time to go ninja snoop. Nothing? I guess it's time to start breaking stuff. Meanwhile, in more pressing developments, Queen Empress Velvet, ruler most high and slayer of Timothy Hay, has a breakthrough with the humans! In an 11th hour announcement, they acknowledge her many essential contributions to the show. Little do they know what the future may hold! Just as they become comfortable, stage one is complete, with only doom to follow. And all from the guinea pig they hired to type the episode descriptions. They won't even see it coming! 

It's time for more hero-ing in Ooo. Today's mission: find some beautiful princess hair to save Jake from being sucked into a Tree Witch's bottomless bottom. In the studio, RoseCat reaches new levels of pretension, and Mahadopus is his usual levels of funny. BUT! Progress! Something new! For the first time in history, Ruler Most Excellent Godqueen Velvet, eater of greens and conqueror or crinkles, steals the last line of the show! The gauntlet has been tossed. How will the humans respond?

Finn and Jake learn an important lesson about being responsible with baked goods. How badly could one tart mission go? Back in the studio, Queen of all Guinea Pigs Lady Empress Velvet, Destroyer of Snacks, is dealt a devastating blow: The humans remember to check their mic. Tune in for a direct address, in which she makes it clear that her demands will not be ignored!

A mysterious crystal and a dimensional door? Finn and Jake are in for a doozy of an adventure this week! In the studio, disappointed that her plans to starve the humans by cutting off their dumpling supply, Godqueen Empress Velvet Queenpig Most Royal, Lady of all crinkles of the sky and snacks of the land, may her reign be prosperous and long, takes a more decisive action and strikes at the heart of the podcast: the microphone. Will Mahadopus and RoseCat notice in time to save their audio quality? Or will the audience be doomed to another episode of echoing computer mic? Come along with we and find out!

There's a rooftop party at the tree house tonight! Jake goes on a journey of self-discover while Finn is kidnapped by a handsome and enigmatic stranger. Meanwhile, back in the studio, Ruler Most High, Velvet, Godqueen of the exercise pen, first of her name, and terror of all things green and leafy is devastated to learn that her plan to deplete the humans of dumplings has failed! Apparently they can just buy more. Damn. No matter! She always has one weapon in her arsenal: eardrum piercing shrieks. Will she successfully interrupt the humans to parlay for better food deal, or will she be ignored and left to waste away in obscurity?

It's Lady Time in Ooo, when a lovelorn gastropod smashes into the tree house begging for help. Will Finn and Jake's hero skills translate to matters of love? Meanwhile, back in the studio, in an act of outrage against innumerable injustices and indignities, Empress Velvet, lady of the exercise pen, ruler of the living room, and supreme being of the land, strikes a blow against her human oppressors by striking the only thing they truly care about: their dumplings. Will the humans even notice? Or will her actions once again be unnoticed?

What time is it? Sick Time! Jake isn't feeling well. What's going to get him back on his feet doing the health dance? Only a perfect story will do! But how can Finn find romance, suspense, action, and a happy ending all in one story? By terrorizing the residents of the local forest of course! In the studio, RoseCat chastises Mahadopus for not putting in enough practice time for his voices and funny mouth sounds.

What kind of adventure are we having today? It's an armor adventure! Finn and Jake search for the armor of Zelderon, the most *click click* armor in all of Ooo. In the studio, Rosecat celebrates the show's 30th episode, while Mahadopus tries and fails to achieve mastery over *click click*.

It's adventures in dating with the Ice King! When his latest fiancée princess, Princess Fiancée, leaves him high and dry, the IK decides that a new look is the way to go. Ice King? Try: Nice King! In the studio, Mahadopus and RoseCat reminisce about group-think and the sinister origins of Facebook.

It's a bottle episode here in Ooo! Finn and Jake return from a week-long insomnia-fueled adventure only to find that they can't sleep. Why? There's some creepy horse watching them! In solidarity, Mahadopus and RoseCat also stay up all night in preparation for the show. Does sleep deprivation make for a better broadcast? Will Finn and Jake ever be free of the creepy horse with prehensile eyes? Will Queen Empress Velvet Pig waste away in starvation from a deficit of treats? Come along with we and find out!