Morituri te Salutamus: S3 E2

What time is it? Time to fight gladiator ghosts for the favor and glory of the Fight King!!! What more could one want? Well, perhaps if one were the most gentle and radiant of leaders, Empress Velvet Queenpig: long may she rain over the hay skull and sleep sack, one might make the humble request the prompt jailing and execution of the human hosts. If, for example, they were to be so rude as to talk down to Her Royal Pigness, referring to her not by her title (Empress Velvet Queenpig: long may she rain over the hay skull and sleep sack), but rather as a tiny car alarm, then one would be fully justified in assuming that such humans should never see the light of day again! Of course, her Royal Pigness would never suggest such a thing, as it is in her nature to be merciful and not hold a grudge...