Feralationship

Ever wonder what it really takes to turn a dance floor from cute to chaotic? In this week’s episode, Pete and Bisq-it sit down with DJ and party visionary Harry Cross - the mind behind some of Chicago’s most iconic queer parties - to talk about the fine art and occasional chaos of setting the vibe. From the first woo that ripples across the room to fog-drenched underground parties where laptops die from sweat (literally), they unpack the secret connection between DJ and dance floor: when to push, when to pull back, and when to drop Whitney Houston like a spiritual offering.Expect stories about:- How DJs play god with the energy of a crowd and what happens when it goes wrong- Pivoting from “sex dungeon techno” to “Janet Jackson salvation” mid-set- The sacred power of the “woo” and why hands-in-the-air energy can resurrect any room- Tips and tricks for creating own vibe or partyIt’s a masterclass in musical foreplay - a deep dive into how DJs conjure sweat, surrender, and shared chaos. Whether you’re behind the decks or under the disco ball, this episode proves that the best nights happen when the vibe sets you.

Who needs socks when your carry-on is full of fanny packs, harnesses, and a douche that may or may not get flagged by French airport security? Pete and Bisq-it are unpacking (literally) their ultimate feral survival kit - from coded Notes app checklists (“D&L” = douche + lube, duh) to travel wigs with names (Karen sends her regards).From sleep masks that double as blackout curtains for your eyeballs to the eternal battle of do I pack my Metamucil or just raw dog fate?, nothing is off-limits. Expect tales of Parisian douche drama, TSA pat-downs that should’ve been porn, and a VeggieTales visual that will leave you questioning your child’s content consumption. Plus, why caftans, fans, and earplugs might just save your weekend.It’s cheeky, chaotic, and the only packing list that pairs poppers with a Bluetooth speaker. Travel light, party heavy, babes.

Pack your eye mask, pop your electrolytes, and maybe thank past you for leaving a Xanax and a bottle of water on the nightstand - because this week, Pete and Bisq-it are tackling the art (and science) of party recovery.From two-day wine hangovers to full-on multi-day festival ferality, our hosts get raw about liquid courage, extracurricular enhancements, and what it really takes to bounce back when your body feels like a crime scene. Enter Zen from Soft Landings, who joins the chaos to spill all about his supplement line designed to keep the party girls going without fully flatlining the next day. Let's just say, he brings the aforementioned "science" to the questionable "art" that our hosts put on display.Expect talk of pre-drug drugs, post-drug drugs, MDMA “Sherpa” duties, calorie-burning dance floor cardio, and one unforgettable mushroom trip that had Bisq-it asking, “Did I just shit myself?” (spoiler: he did not).Whether you’re a weekend warrior, a festival lifer, or just here for the feral confessions, this episode is your guide to bending without breaking.Warning: Side effects include sudden urges to dance until sunrise, text your dealer like a project manager, and maybe — just maybe — treat your liver with a little respect.***Interested in trying Soft Landings? Use promo code "FERAL" at checkout for $10 off your purchase!Visit Feralationship.com for more episode fun!

From star signs to slut signs, this week Pete and Bisq-it are charting the cosmos to see who’s destined to be the biggest partiers, the most chaotic lovers, and the most feral friends. Joined by Astrologer and Tyromancer Jen Billock, who was recently profiled on People.com, our co-hosts go through wild takes on which zodiac signs thrive in the darkroom, which ones you should never share a beach house with, and how the upcoming transits and retrogrades through the end of 2025 could fuel your nightlife destiny. After Pete and Bisq-it dive headfirst into each sign’s feral astrology, this chaotic episode on the cosmos then veers gloriously off-course into the mystical world of tyromancy — fortune-telling with cheese (yes, cheese). So whether your fate is written in the stars or in the parmesan grinder at Olive Garden, this episode proves the universe enjoys a gouda laugh while giving you one as well. Don’t worry, we brought lactaid. 

Pack your fans and your fanny packs, babes - we’re taking you to Fire Island, where it's all sunsets, speedos, and scandalous opportunities abound. Season 3 of Feralationship kicks off with the spicy stories from what might be the nation's most famous feral gay destination. From poolside chaos to late-night beach cruising, Pete and Bisq-it spill every last sip of tea from their trip to America’s gayest sandbar.In this episode, expect the myth-busting (or validation) of all of those Fire Island tropes we've all heard: the parties, the NYC gays, the Odyssey-like travels to get there. Our co-hosts will share their feral lessons learned from one week of underwear parties, sunrise afters, and the real deep conversations had in the hot tub of complete strangers. Was it healing? Yes. Was it hungover? Surprisingly not really. Was it horny? Is that really a question?!Whether you've never been or are a season regular, there's something for everyone in this tale of two (vers) bottoms. So tune in for our Fire Island debrief—equal parts diary, roast, and PSA—and remember: have fun, get fucked, get feral.

Season 3 of Feralationship is making waves and consensual moves this September! Your favorite unhinged co-hosts, Pete and Bisq-it, are back with more mess, more moans, and just enough emotional growth to justify the chaos. In this trailer, we tease what’s ahead for our feral friends in Season 3: tips on rave recovery, setting the vibe for the evening ride, and even a turn to the cosmos for inspiration and an understanding on why some of us are just a bit more chaotic than others. But don't believe us... our list of special guests are bringing front-line experience to your aural experience, packing each episode with little bumps of knowledge you'll take with no threat of nosebleed (unless you have a really unique sound-based nosebleed problem, which you should probably get checked out). And don't you worry our little feral faithful: you know Pete and Bisq-it will be sprinkling in little nuggets from their own front-line (read: dancefloor-to-darkroom) experiences that will leave you gagging for more. Tune in each hump day for Feralationship's Season 3 starting Wednesday, September 3! And remember... Have Fun, Get Fucked, and Get FERAL!

Strap in (and maybe strap on), babes — it’s time to relive the most unhinged, untucked, and unapologetically feral moments from Season 2 of Feralationship.From Mother Goose meltdown monologues to Bacon blowies and LinkedIn-to-layover hookups, Pete and Bisq-it are taking you on a juicy recap ride throughout a "bumpy" season. This isn’t your average recap. This is a high-octane, poppers-infused sprint through the most unhinged hookups, holy ho phases, party fouls, the great douching debate (complete with charts, tools, and trauma), and even advice on how to go from LinkedIn to licked in — networking smarter, not harder (unless you're both into it, amirite?!). Along the way, we highlight our favorite sexperts and glitter-dusted guests — from festival camp founders to kinky content kings, TikTok creators, and even STI-stigma-smashing doctors discussing douching. We relive the cracked-out rooftop moments, the cum gutters, the party etiquette (Rule #1: don’t use the flash on the dance floor!), and even a little festival ferality complete with teddy bear earrings and hot air balloon invites. Whether you're a seasoned slut or newly initiated into the Church of Feral, this episode is your one-stop shop for laughter, lube, and life lessons. Get the best stories, best practices, and the worst (read: best) overshares of the season, all in one deliciously chaotic package.If you’re craving life lessons wrapped in leather and laughter, or just here to feel better about your own weekend decisions — welcome home, bb. So grab your poppers, cue the Spotify playlist, and get ready to yell “YES YES SI!” with the gurls as we close out our second season. And don't worry, Season 3 is coming… and she’s bringing receipts, timelines, even more guests to gab with your favorite co-hosts, Pete and Bisq-it. And remember... Have Fun, Get Fucked, and Get Feral!

Pete and Bisq-it are bruised, blessed, and back with a vengeance—ready to unpack everything from post-party recovery to the fine art of dodging coworkers in a darkroom.In this episode, we’re mixing business and pleasure (dangerously). What happens when your 9AM-to-5PM meets your 9PM-to-5AM alter ego? We’re talking LinkedIn connections from underground clubs / raves, awkward run-ins with colleagues at kink bars (yes, tails included for "good boys"), and some unsolicited “mentoring” via Grindr from higher-ups who really should know better. The gurls spill on surprise LinkedIn DMs from underground parties, navigating HR nightmares in harnesses, and how to keep your dignity when your colleague catches you mid-bump (not the dance kind). It’s corporate etiquette meets club culture—served with a salted rim and a side of sass. Pete and Bisq-it dive deep into navigating the blurry lines between professionalism and pure unhinged chaos with their signature humor, honesty, and a whole lotta heart. Add in a wild tale involving Bacon, a jolly green giant man, and a public act of devotion that proves one can have the power of a Dyson but the bad boy influence of a Dirt Devil, and you’ve got the unfiltered, unhinged magic you’ve come to expect from your Feral Friends and co-hosts. It’s camp, it’s corporate, and it’s giving “please don’t talk to me about quarterly reviews while I’m wearing leather.”TL;DR: If you’ve ever locked eyes with a coworker while mid-twerk or matched with your manager on a hookup app—this one’s for you. It may just inspire you to update your HR training and your Hinge profile.

Hold onto your nozzles, babes — this week’s episode of Feralationship is all about douching: the myths, the mishaps, and the medical receipts. Pete and Bisq-it are diving deep (yes, that deep) and demystifying douching with special guests Dr. Jon (aka @thatgaydoctor) and porn star Jonah Wheeler (@showoffjonah), serving up real talk for a healthy hole with just the right amount of unhinged storytelling. We’re unpacking everything from festival clean-outs and porta-potty prep to the actual science behind anal and vaginal douching (remember this: Easy-Bake Oven). Expect discussions on fiber, fissures, and how much time you really spend douching over a lifetime (yes, there’s math).So whether you’re a one-and-done queen or a multi-rinse marathoner, this episode has something for every hole. Come for the jokes, stay for the STI prevention tips, and leave a little smarter — and maybe a little cleaner.Knowledge is POWER! So power-up your prep with the douching infographic guide Jonah mentions in this episode, available at the link here: howtocleanyourass.wordpress.com

Kinks, quirks, and the things that make us squirm (in a good way). In this episode, we unzip the world of fetishes and kinks to unpack that which many find feral and so so very fun. To provide extra kink context to the cum-radery of Pete and Bisq-it's own storytelling, our co-hosts are joined by porn-star, content creator, and future world peace negotiator Jonah Wheeler in this dynamic episode that will have you itching to try something new (but like, a good itch, not the bad ones). There's no shame, no judgment—just curiosity, conversation, and a whole lot of moaning (metaphorically, mostly). Because pleasure? It’s personal. And between Pete, Bisq-it, and Jonah, you'll get everything from a Falcon Punch to the pleasure of pits and maybe even the Senate Twink. Cue Billy Joel - let the harmonica blaze through a tickle frenzy while we bathe in the glow of Nickelodeon slime, balloon battle scars, and the sexual feralness that comes (cums?) with it all.

Are people born Hos? Or do they have Ho-ness thrust upon them? Wait... that sounds kinda hot.When many hear the word "Feral," their minds subconsciously embrace the feeling of deep sexual hypnosis - a trance of pure animal nature that can only be solved with climax. The best of these fine people are those who not only hear the word "Ho" and self identify but who also embrace their Ho-ness and seek to share it with the world (hence... why they are Hos, that's kinda how that all works after all). But how do these Hos come to be? Maybe it's nature? Maybe it's nurture? Maybe it's Maybelline? In this episode, Pete and Bisq-it rollback the clock to the times when their cherries were popped and their V-cards were charged that irrevocable debt. As they tell their tales of parking lot DNA and Titanic-like scenes, they unpack the stories of how they came to not only find their own Ho-ness, but how they embraced it as something far more Ho-ly. Perhaps their tales will help you unlock your own Ho Phase, whether it's in a Walmart parking lot, a cornfield, or Troy Bolton's hole. Regardless of where you're at, just remember that "We're All In This Together."

From screaming about a feather that looks like a bug on camera to "Delilah After Dark" true life impersonations of the 90s and early 00s past, Alex Begnel - influencer, content creator, and TikTok star with over one million followers - joins Pete and Bisq-it for a "hole-polloi" of conversation on range of topics. Whether you're interested in learning more about the glory of Alex's glamor and glow or the epic journey he's embarking on from small town Dorothy to big city Dominatrix (well, we don't know until he's further explored his kinks but Bisq-it's holding out hope!), this episode will ring true to anyone who seeks to expand their personal network, expand their influence, and rise to discover their own fame, fun, and ferality. From Catholic Confirmation names to feral floggings, airborne ashes and dildos, and even true tales of a Best Western past, this episode will have you laughing, crying, and praying for forgiveness. Don't worry... Gregory is Great, and she's here with a calendar full of feral fun for you.

Planning a night out - especially for ticketed events - comes with countless decisions: what vibe you want, what type of event, what performers/DJs, what friends to invite, what to wear... It can be such a bumpy decisioning making process that you might need a bump just to get through it! So is there a secret sauce on how to score the perfect party plan? Or better yet, what's the scoring criteria one should use to get the most out of their evening endeavors? In this episode, Pete and Bisq-it unpack the subconscious scorecard you might not even realize you're filling out as you purchase tickets for the ferality of your weekend (or weekday, if ya nasty!). But rest assured, it's not just the tips with these co-hosts; you'll get all their D...ynamic histories from their successful scores and their fantastic failures.

As Coachella kicks off this weekend and Spring gets into full swing, festival season is well upon us. These gatherings bring together like-minded individuals to celebrate music and humanity, create art, experience culture, and of course… submit to their most feral and fun personas. For many, festivals may be downright daunting, as committing to the concerts and the community comes with the corresponding chaos (which arguably might make it more interesting!). So how does one go about the festival fun to get the most out of the music and the madness? Rest assured, we’ve got our Feral Family covered. In this episode, Papa Pete and Baby-Momma Bisq-it are joined by seasoned festival connoisseur and founding member of the Burning Man camp Mystopia, Chris - AKA Lips on Burning Man’s playa - who walks us through the do’s and don’ts of festival life. From the inside scoop on what goes on at the internationally renowned city in the desert to the tips and tricks of swimming upstream among the tweens of Coachella, this episode has everything you need to make the best of your fest. Sprinkle in some Parker Posey and P&B’s takeaways from White Lotus and you’re in for a special treat that will have you cackling and ready to let your feral festival freak flag fly!

Class is back in session! It's time to study up on your Party Etiquette (PE) as Pete and Bisq-it build on the syllabus from Season 1 to bring you an Intermediate-Level course on everything you need to know to revel in your raving. From the best practices for pre-gaming to iPhone flashlights on the dance floor that summon Bisq-it's goblin-mode, we're bringing you even more tips and tricks that make your feral fun fully functional and full of fuckery (but, like, in a good way!). As is typical, Bisq-it takes us (momentarily) to "church" and pontificates on the Golden Rule of Partying upon which we should all abide, while Pete parades the good karmic practices that will surely help our feral friends find nirvana in their nights out. You might even learn a new game to try out at the afters... for which you should schedule your ride-share for prior! And as always, you'll hear stories that will have you both laughing and hoping your mom or children aren't around to hear them. And if you haven't listened to PE Fundamentals well... *Blows Whistle... and something else* Take a Lap! (We mean... like, on one of our laps...).

It is safely past St Patty's Day, so you know what that means... those who nested are out to get bested (by some new d*ck!). So as the spring starts to blossom and the dating scene opens back up, how should our feral friends find love in a helpless place? Well, from the do's and don'ts to the "it's not you, but it's you" conversation, Pete and Bisq-it have got you covered. Not only will you get the sage advice you'd expect from your gay best friends, but you may just piss yourself (or Bisq-it) laughing with some of their own stories (trust... that joke will make sense after a listen). Have your own dating story that the world needs to hear? Visit our website at https://www.feralationship.com/contact to send us your best tips, advice, or just hilarious stories. If it's a goodie, we'll read her with dramatic effect. After all, we love a good role play ;-).

Pete and Bisq-it are back at it again! By listener request, season two kicks off with the stories from the feral frontlines of the Puerto Vallarta trip that Bisq-it tried so hard to be Duo-lingo ready for. After putting into use the best practices for feral travel, Pete, Bisq-it, and guest host from season one stories Bacon walk you through the tales of what transpired and made this trip a playbook for anyone seeking to let loose and find their feral on their next personal adventure!

Pete and Bisq-it wrap up Season One with a review of the first ten episodes, sprinkling in little bumps of joy (i.e. additional stories) to bring even more color to the commentary. Trust and believe, baby girls, you're in for a fun recap ride that is sure to have you thirsty for Season Two, due out in just a few weeks' time!

Pack your passport, your pressies, and your laptop (just in case!) because feralness beckons you and this bitch knows no borders. Fun is found in all corners of the world, but unlocking and maximizing it while traveling isn't always easy. Don't worry, Pete and Bisq-it have got you covered with all the tips and tricks you need to make the most of your Frequent Feral Miles. You might not watch the flight attendant during the safety demonstration, but trust and believe that the stories Pete and Bisq-it have to share will have you either reclining back in your seat in laughter or looking for the closest exit (which may be behind you). So pack that 3oz bottle of lube and pray that TSA agent pat down gives you a nice firm cup on the groin and light smack on the ass to send you on your way. You'll know they're flirting if there's no glove involved... or if it's more than just your passport that gets stamped. Bone Voyage!

From dial-up jpeg porn to taking your first hit of a blunt or poppers, our feral sides have all crawled out from their buried resting places from time to time throughout our lives. But why are they buried to begin with? And honestly, doesn't making them more taboo make us both ignorant and somewhat more curious - and potentially at risk as a result? What if our emotions ran Feral and took over our "Inside Out" console? What if we opened up about our curiosities and interests to normalize them? What if we all gave positive reinforcement to the tops in our lives (or in passing)? Join Pete & Bisq-it as they share how they found their Feral in the hopes that you, too, may join in the adventure of life that this - our Feral Family, our Feral Nation! - has to offer.

While Pete and Bisq-it don't support stereotypes, there are some unquestionable commonalities that gay men tend to exhibit - a thread through the progressive rainbow flag, if you will. White shoes, "gay-time," and shaking iced coffee like you're a freaking rattlesnake to name a few. In this episode, Pete and Bisq-it share their take on how gay society evolved to exhibit these traits while sharing their experiences with these natural phenomenon through their typical over the top and explicit side quests. Don't worry, we also address the elephant in the room... we're looking at you, Mr. Green Bubble on the group message.

For many, this week has been pretty crappy - whether from the brazenly cold winter weather, the sweeping and divisive policies, or the painful recovery from a long weekend of partying. Take a break from it all with good ole Pete and Bisq-it as they guide you through the hilarious stories of navigating shitty situations - quite literally. After all, everyone poops, but how you manage an Oopsie Poopsie can make or break your sexy time and feral fun. From how to prepare the prune chute to mitigate surprises to best practices when managing an unexpected uh-oh moment, trust Pete and Bisq-it have got your back so that you have fun even when life gets a little shitty. Complete with a special feral musical feature, this is one episode that is sure to lift your spirits and keep you cackling through the craziness.

In Feralationship's Inaugural Party Etiquette (PE) Class, Professors Pete and Bisq-it walk you through some of the fundamentals to help all of the feral family maximize their fun. From fan clacking to managing your center of gravity while in an "elevated" state of mind, you'll get the tips and tricks you need to master the manners and rave-on respectfully. I mean, how can Bisq-it enjoy a finger in fun places on the dance floor if your light-up shoes could wave down a 787? Give a guy a break, am I right?! While this might not be your typical "PE Class," it is still highly recommended that you stretch before applying these lessons in practice. Don't worry - Pete & Bisq-it hold office hours.

Want to dabble in debauchery but don’t know how to begin your quest for organized chaos? You don’t go zero to feral without learning how to drive first. Well, buckle up, bitches, and let Pete and Bisq-it shed some light (but not in the dark room!) on managing the madness, from slaying with a sherpa to getting traction in the action. Don’t worry, they know their way around a “stick shift,” if you know what I mean. Every person’s journey may be different, but with the Fellowship of the Feral at your service and their tales keeping you both cackling and confident in your own next steps, Pete & Bisq-it will help you make your next quest one you won’t ever forget!

Just because the ball has dropped (hehe) doesn’t mean your vices have to. It’s a New Year, so why not explore a new facet of your feral side? Easier said than done, am I right? Whether you’re just dipping a toe into the proverbial feral waters or you’re scuba diving in the deep end of sin and vice, Pete & Bisq-it are here to help you safely find your feral in 2025. There’s no Judy left behind in this episode (suck on that, George W), so hop on the feral freight train running express through 2025. From iconic cum gutters to strategies on how to find the fun, Pete & Bisq-it are bringing you to the feral frontier in the New Year!

Ever realize that the worst hookups are usually with individuals that have more conventionally "desirable" attributes (e.g. physique, phallus dimensions, etc.)? Like, give Pete & Bisqit a nice curvature and happy bottoms they shall be! But in all seriousness, feral moments can be hella fun and funny for that matter, so embrace the good wherever you're getting it, and maybe you too will receive an orgy etiquette badge!

Don’t get us wrong, a little one-on-one time is more than grand, but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with wanting a little bit more… and perhaps more importantly, talking about it. You know what’s even more sexier than spitting on that thang? Talking about how you want to explore a bit more with that person - and doing so both out of trust and out of lust - can be a new gateway to your untold fantasies. Let good ole Pete and Bisq-it share some experience with you to get you a bit more comfortable with being uncomfortable (because bitch… these stories…). Just remember, four isn’t an orgy even if you try to call it a “four-gy.” It’s called a high five for a reason.

What is a Feralationship? What makes these types of relationships so special? And just how in the hell do you find short people at the club or a concert? Don’t worry, your hosts Pete & Bisq-it answer all and just like a good spelling bee, they'll even give you the word in context. Get ready to take your friendship to the feral frontier!

Your go-to podcast to explore all-things partying, clubbing, and living your best life after dark, tune in weekly as your hosts Pete & BISQ-it explore unspoken topics, share perspective on managing the madness, and unpack stories that will have you gay gasping for more.