Get Your Crit On

Now, a word from our DM. Please click the link to hear him explain our summer hiatus in his words! You can find the transcript for this message below! Hey Geekos! First off, we want to thank everyone who has been tuning into our episodes over the last few months. It's our privilege to be able to share our campaign with all of you and bring the same joy that we feel at our own table. That being said, we have decided to take a summer hiatus for episode releases to ensure that we are putting out the best content that we can produce and give us all a bit of a break! Everyone involved with Get Your Crit On has a full time job alongside this project and for now, we want to take a step back and really streamline our process. We plan to start releasing episodes again in late August/early September. However, please continue to follow along with our social media as we will be ramping up our posts for the summer in preparation for the next episodes! Stay tuned for interactive polls, discussion boards, and previews of our exciting sessions! Again, thank you all for your continued support of this project! We hope you will continue to listen and share this with your friends as we aim to bring our group of friends sitting around a table to everyone Sincerely, Get Your Crit On

They've gotten some loot, now they need more intelligence to move forward. Will they find help along the way? What do all these symbols actually mean? -- Get Your Crit On is a 5e D&D live-play podcast that covers adult themes, and as such, is not recommended for children. Additionally, remember that improv and RPG games are a lot of fun. But sometimes, situations may arise that can be uncomfortable for some. --- Know that we here at Get Your Crit On value you, your health, and safety more than anything else. We will do our best to list anything that we can forsee being an issue in the episode descriptions. If you encounter a trigger moment, become uncomfortable, or we get into a theme you're not cool with, feel free to jump ahead or skip the episode entirely. We will have plenty of recaps available. You are important, you have value, and you are loved. Just remember to Get Your Crit On ❤️ --- Triggering themes in this episode may include: -innuendo -loud noises --- Check out our amazing 3rd-party Content Creators who have allowed us to use their material! We are so thankful and definitely wouldn't be the same without them: --- MCDM Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mcdm?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- MCDM Website - https://shop.mcdmproductions.com/ --- Loot Tavern Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/LootTavern?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Loot Tavern Website - https://loottavern.com/ --- Ghostfire Gaming Website - https://ghostfiregaming.com/ --- Mage Hand Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mfov?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Mage Hand Press Website - https://store.magehandpress.com/ --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/RPGMusicMaker?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Bandcamp - https://travissavoie.bandcamp.com/album/rpg-tool-kit-volume-6 --- Studio Agate Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/StudioAgate?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Studio Agate Website - https://www.studio-agate.com/en --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/the_griffons_saddlebag?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Website - https://www.thegriffonssaddlebag.com/ --- Hit Point Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/hitpointpress?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Hit Point Press Website - https://hitpointpress.com/ --- DM: Joe Azariel: Clint Bramdain: Jensen Camilla: Bex Ka'rak: Alyssa Lenora: Adam Valafar: James

Get Your Crit On is a 5e D&D live-play podcast that covers adult themes, and as such, is not recommended for children. Additionally, remember that improv and RPG games are a lot of fun. But sometimes, situations may arise that can be uncomfortable for some. --- Know that we here at Get Your Crit On value you, your health, and safety more than anything else. We will do our best to list anything that we can forsee being an issue in the episode descriptions. If you encounter a trigger moment, become uncomfortable, or we get into a theme you're not cool with, feel free to jump ahead or skip the episode entirely. We will have plenty of recaps available. You are important, you have value, and you are loved. Just remember to Get Your Crit On ❤️ --- Check out our amazing 3rd-party Content Creators who have allowed us to use their material! We are so thankful and definitely wouldn't be the same without them: --- MCDM Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mcdm?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- MCDM Website - https://shop.mcdmproductions.com/ --- Loot Tavern Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/LootTavern?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Loot Tavern Website - https://loottavern.com/ --- Ghostfire Gaming Website - https://ghostfiregaming.com/ --- Mage Hand Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mfov?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Mage Hand Press Website - https://store.magehandpress.com/ --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/RPGMusicMaker?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Bandcamp - https://travissavoie.bandcamp.com/album/rpg-tool-kit-volume-6 --- Studio Agate Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/StudioAgate?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Studio Agate Website - https://www.studio-agate.com/en --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/the_griffons_saddlebag?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Website - https://www.thegriffonssaddlebag.com/ --- Hit Point Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/hitpointpress?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Hit Point Press Website - https://hitpointpress.com/

With one member in a trap, the Crew has to save them. What happens next? And what the hell is up with these ruins? Let's see what the next segment has in store for our Group of adventurers... --- Get Your Crit On is a 5e D&D live-play podcast that covers adult themes, and as such, is not recommended for children. Additionally, remember that improv and RPG games are a lot of fun. But sometimes, situations may arise that can be uncomfortable for some. --- Know that we here at Get Your Crit On value you, your health, and safety more than anything else. We will do our best to list anything that we can forsee being an issue in the episode descriptions. If you encounter a trigger moment, become uncomfortable, or we get into a theme you're not cool with, feel free to jump ahead or skip the episode entirely. We will have plenty of recaps available. You are important, you have value, and you are loved. Just remember to Get Your Crit On ❤️ --- Triggering themes in this episode may include: sexual innuendo, loud noises, mild horror, death, the undead, and fear. --- Check out our amazing 3rd-party Content Creators who have allowed us to use their material! We are so thankful and definitely wouldn't be the same without them: --- MCDM Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mcdm?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- MCDM Website - https://shop.mcdmproductions.com/ --- Loot Tavern Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/LootTavern?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Loot Tavern Website - https://loottavern.com/ --- Ghostfire Gaming Website - https://ghostfiregaming.com/ --- Mage Hand Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mfov?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Mage Hand Press Website - https://store.magehandpress.com/ --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/RPGMusicMaker?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Bandcamp - https://travissavoie.bandcamp.com/album/rpg-tool-kit-volume-6 --- Studio Agate Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/StudioAgate?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Studio Agate Website - https://www.studio-agate.com/en --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/the_griffons_saddlebag?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Website - https://www.thegriffonssaddlebag.com/ --- Hit Point Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/hitpointpress?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Hit Point Press Website - https://hitpointpress.com/ --- DM: Joe Azariel: Clint Bramdain: Jensen Camilla: Bex Ka'rak: Alyssa Lenora: Adam Valafar: James

Lenora writes home, recapping events as they've happened so far... --- Get Your Crit On is a 5e D&D live-play podcast that covers adult themes, and as such, is not recommended for children. Additionally, remember that improv and RPG games are a lot of fun. But sometimes, situations may arise that can be uncomfortable for some. --- Know that we here at Get Your Crit On value you, your health, and safety more than anything else. We will do our best to list anything that we can forsee being an issue in the episode descriptions. If you encounter a trigger moment, become uncomfortable, or we get into a theme you're not cool with, feel free to jump ahead or skip the episode entirely. We will have plenty of recaps available. You are important, you have value, and you are loved. Just remember to Get Your Crit On ❤️ --- Check out our amazing 3rd-party Content Creators who have allowed us to use their material! We are so thankful and definitely wouldn't be the same without them: --- MCDM Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mcdm?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- MCDM Website - https://shop.mcdmproductions.com/ --- Loot Tavern Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/LootTavern?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Loot Tavern Website - https://loottavern.com/ --- Ghostfire Gaming Website - https://ghostfiregaming.com/ --- Mage Hand Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mfov?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Mage Hand Press Website - https://store.magehandpress.com/ --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/RPGMusicMaker?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Bandcamp - https://travissavoie.bandcamp.com/album/rpg-tool-kit-volume-6 --- Studio Agate Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/StudioAgate?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Studio Agate Website - https://www.studio-agate.com/en --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/the_griffons_saddlebag?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Website - https://www.thegriffonssaddlebag.com/ --- Hit Point Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/hitpointpress?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Hit Point Press Website - https://hitpointpress.com/ --- DM: Joe Azariel: Clint Bramdain: Jensen Camilla: Bex Ka'rak: Alyssa Lenora: Adam Valafar: James

After that insane night, the group moves on. What... and whom... will they encounter when they arrive at their destination? STAY TUNED FOR BLOOPERS AT THE END OF THE EPISODE!! --- Get Your Crit On is a 5e D&D live-play podcast that covers adult themes, and as such, is not recommended for children. Additionally, remember that improv and RPG games are a lot of fun. But sometimes, situations may arise that can be uncomfortable for some. --- Know that we here at Get Your Crit On value you, your health, and safety more than anything else. We will do our best to list anything that we can forsee being an issue in the episode descriptions. If you encounter a trigger moment, become uncomfortable, or we get into a theme you're not cool with, feel free to jump ahead or skip the episode entirely. We will have plenty of recaps available. You are important, you have value, and you are loved. Just remember to Get Your Crit On ❤️ --- Triggering themes in this episode may include: sexual innuendo and loud noises. --- Check out our amazing 3rd-party Content Creators who have allowed us to use their material! We are so thankful and definitely wouldn't be the same without them: --- MCDM Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mcdm?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- MCDM Website - https://shop.mcdmproductions.com/ --- Loot Tavern Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/LootTavern?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Loot Tavern Website - https://loottavern.com/ --- Ghostfire Gaming Website - https://ghostfiregaming.com/ --- Mage Hand Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mfov?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Mage Hand Press Website - https://store.magehandpress.com/ --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/RPGMusicMaker?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Bandcamp - https://travissavoie.bandcamp.com/album/rpg-tool-kit-volume-6 --- Studio Agate Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/StudioAgate?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Studio Agate Website - https://www.studio-agate.com/en --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/the_griffons_saddlebag?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Website - https://www.thegriffonssaddlebag.com/ --- Hit Point Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/hitpointpress?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Hit Point Press Website - https://hitpointpress.com/ --- DM: Joe Azariel: Clint Bramdain: Jensen Camilla: Bex Ka'rak: Alyssa Lenora: Adam Valafar: James

They've finally left town, they're travelling across the countryside, and it gets... dark. Do they keep going, or take a break? Of course they have to take a break sometime. But did they make the right decision? STAY TUNED FOR BLOOPERS AT THE END OF THE EPISODE!! --- Get Your Crit On is a 5e D&D live-play podcast that covers adult themes, and as such, is not recommended for children. Additionally, remember that improv and RPG games are a lot of fun. But sometimes, situations may arise that can be uncomfortable for some. --- Know that we here at Get Your Crit On value you, your health, and safety more than anything else. We will do our best to list anything that we can forsee being an issue in the episode descriptions. If you encounter a trigger moment, become uncomfortable, or we get into a theme you're not cool with, feel free to jump ahead or skip the episode entirely. We will have plenty of recaps available. You are important, you have value, and you are loved. Just remember to Get Your Crit On ❤️ --- Triggering themes in this episode may include: sexual innuendo, loud noises, and mild horror. --- Check out our amazing 3rd-party Content Creators who have allowed us to use their material! We are so thankful and definitely wouldn't be the same without them: --- MCDM Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mcdm?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- MCDM Website - https://shop.mcdmproductions.com/ --- Loot Tavern Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/LootTavern?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Loot Tavern Website - https://loottavern.com/ --- Ghostfire Gaming Website - https://ghostfiregaming.com/ --- Mage Hand Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mfov?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Mage Hand Press Website - https://store.magehandpress.com/ --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/RPGMusicMaker?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Bandcamp - https://travissavoie.bandcamp.com/album/rpg-tool-kit-volume-6 --- Studio Agate Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/StudioAgate?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Studio Agate Website - https://www.studio-agate.com/en --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/the_griffons_saddlebag?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Website - https://www.thegriffonssaddlebag.com/ --- Hit Point Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/hitpointpress?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Hit Point Press Website - https://hitpointpress.com/ --- DM: Joe Azariel: Clint Bramdain: Jensen Camilla: Bex Ka'rak: Alyssa Lenora: Adam Valafar: James

No main quest would be complete without some side quests to go along with it, right?! On their way out of town, our Group gathers their last-minute supplies, gets some side-quests, and touches base with their families. --- Get Your Crit On is a 5e D&D live-play podcast that covers adult themes, and as such, is not recommended for children. Additionally, remember that improv and RPG games are a lot of fun. But sometimes, situations may arise that can be uncomfortable for some. --- Know that we here at Get Your Crit On value you, your health, and safety more than anything else. We will do our best to list anything that we can forsee being an issue in the episode descriptions. If you encounter a trigger moment, become uncomfortable, or we get into a theme you're not cool with, feel free to jump ahead or skip the episode entirely. We will have plenty of recaps available. You are important, you have value, and you are loved. Just remember to Get Your Crit On ❤️ --- Triggering themes in this episode may include: religion, alcohol use, and sexual innuendo. --- Check out our amazing 3rd-party Content Creators who have allowed us to use their material! We are so thankful and definitely wouldn't be the same without them: --- MCDM Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mcdm?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- MCDM Website - https://shop.mcdmproductions.com/ --- Loot Tavern Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/LootTavern?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Loot Tavern Website - https://loottavern.com/ --- Ghostfire Gaming Website - https://ghostfiregaming.com/ --- Mage Hand Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mfov?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Mage Hand Press Website - https://store.magehandpress.com/ --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/RPGMusicMaker?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Bandcamp - https://travissavoie.bandcamp.com/album/rpg-tool-kit-volume-6 --- Studio Agate Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/StudioAgate?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Studio Agate Website - https://www.studio-agate.com/en --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/the_griffons_saddlebag?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Website - https://www.thegriffonssaddlebag.com/ --- Hit Point Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/hitpointpress?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Hit Point Press Website - https://hitpointpress.com/ --- DM: Joe Azariel: Clint Bramdain: Jensen Camilla: Bex Ka'rak: Alyssa Lenora: Adam Valafar: James

Last time, after they'd reassembled, our Group wound up at the center of some unwanted attention--can they help fix the problem even though it's their first day as Adventurers? -- Get Your Crit On is a 5e D&D live-play podcast that covers adult themes, and as such, is not recommended for children. Additionally, remember that improv and RPG games are a lot of fun. But sometimes, situations may arise that can be uncomfortable for some. --- Know that we here at Get Your Crit On value you, your health, and safety more than anything else. We will do our best to list anything that we can forsee being an issue in the episode descriptions. If you encounter a trigger moment, become uncomfortable, or we get into a theme you're not cool with, feel free to jump ahead or skip the episode entirely. We will have plenty of recaps available. You are important, you have value, and you are loved. Just remember to Get Your Crit On ❤️ --- Triggering themes in this episode may include: yelling/loud noises and violence. --- Check out our amazing 3rd-party Content Creators who have allowed us to use their material! We are so thankful and definitely wouldn't be the same without them: --- MCDM Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mcdm?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- MCDM Website - https://shop.mcdmproductions.com/ --- Loot Tavern Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/LootTavern?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Loot Tavern Website - https://loottavern.com/ --- Ghostfire Gaming Website - https://ghostfiregaming.com/ --- Mage Hand Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mfov?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Mage Hand Press Website - https://store.magehandpress.com/ --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/RPGMusicMaker?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Bandcamp - https://travissavoie.bandcamp.com/album/rpg-tool-kit-volume-6 --- Studio Agate Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/StudioAgate?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Studio Agate Website - https://www.studio-agate.com/en --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/the_griffons_saddlebag?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Website - https://www.thegriffonssaddlebag.com/ --- Hit Point Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/hitpointpress?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Hit Point Press Website - https://hitpointpress.com/ --- DM: Joe Azariel: Clint Bramdain: Jensen Camilla: Bex Ka'rak: Alyssa Lenora: Adam Valafar: James

Welcome to our adventure! Before we can get started with our tale, we have to meet our Adventurers! There's Azariel, the Shadar-Kai Elven wizard with a penchant for secrets and a very short fuse; Valafar, the Tiefling ranger who always has a cock joke or two stocked away for his pet chicken, Richard; Camilla, the definitely Human rogue and adoptive sister of Valafar--between the two of them, they're always in trouble; Ka'rak, the Half-Orc paladin exuding muscle mommy energy who is very protective of her chosen clan; Bramdain, the Half-Dwarven cleric who is coming to terms with his own secrets and trying to move into the future; and Lenora, the Human bard who stumbles into your heart with her energetic one-liners. --- Get Your Crit On is a 5e D&D live-play podcast that covers adult themes, and as such, is not recommended for children. Additionally, remember that improv and RPG games are a lot of fun. But sometimes, situations may arise that can be uncomfortable for some. --- Know that we here at Get Your Crit On value you, your health, and safety more than anything else. We will do our best to list anything that we can forsee being an issue in the episode descriptions. If you encounter a trigger moment, become uncomfortable, or we get into a theme you're not cool with, feel free to jump ahead or skip the episode entirely. We will have plenty of recaps available. You are important, you have value, and you are loved. Just remember to Get Your Crit On ❤️ -- Triggering themes in this episode may include: murder, religion, alcohol use, sexual innuendo, and yelling/loud noises. --- Check out our amazing 3rd-party Content Creators who have allowed us to use their material! We are so thankful and definitely wouldn't be the same without them: --- MCDM Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mcdm?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- MCDM Website - https://shop.mcdmproductions.com/ --- Loot Tavern Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/LootTavern?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Loot Tavern Website - https://loottavern.com/ --- Ghostfire Gaming Website - https://ghostfiregaming.com/ --- Mage Hand Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mfov?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Mage Hand Press Website - https://store.magehandpress.com/ --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/RPGMusicMaker?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Bandcamp - https://travissavoie.bandcamp.com/album/rpg-tool-kit-volume-6 --- Studio Agate Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/StudioAgate?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Studio Agate Website - https://www.studio-agate.com/en --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/the_griffons_saddlebag?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Website - https://www.thegriffonssaddlebag.com/ --- Hit Point Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/hitpointpress?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Hit Point Press Website - https://hitpointpress.com/