Ironing out the Kinks

From accidental medical scares to sex flashbacks you didn’t see coming, this episode is a whirlwind of bodily surprises, secret habits, and some truly creative problem-solving. Inside: – A listener whose GP visit turned into a panic about nipple discharge… only to realise it might be hickey-related – How to ride without riding when asthma and dodgy knees ruin your cowgirl dreams – One woman’s journey to exploring cuckolding fantasies without actually involving anyone else – A confession about sharing a kink mid-session… and the shockingly positive response – A blowjob so intense it ended in an unexpected clean-up strategy – A razor switch-up that left one man with a scarred shaft and a lesson in loyalty to his old blade – And a night out that led to morning-after confusion, an awkward text, and the moment she realised… it wasn’t the first time Also: safe words when you can’t speak, sexy quiz stats, and a manscaper mishap that’ll make every guy wince.

What do you do when your mate accidentally sees your full vagina? When your boyfriend asks to be pegged… and you weren’t ready? Or when a confession drops so hard you have to pause, rewind, and recover? This episode is soaked in awkward encounters, emotional truths, and very questionable clean-ups. There’s holiday chaos, finger fuelled orgasms, dick staring walk ins, and a squirt story that left us… speechless. Also: double penetration dilemmas, kink shame guilt, and one listener who can’t stop thinking about a photo they were never meant to see.

From squirting fails to gang bang regrets and one very big sperm-related question, this episode had us crying, laughing, and occasionally cringing into the carpet. Inside: – A blowjob interrupted by accidental golden eye drops (and yes, it burned) – A husband wondering if it’s cheating when your wife says “go for it” but doesn’t actually mean it – A listener dreaming of being forced to watch his wife get gangbanged while being face-fucked and cream-pied himself – A party invitation that turned into a chaotic failed blow bang, a penis leg slap, and lifelong shame – An “Oops, Wrong Hole” where a finger massage goes rogue — and communication collapses mid-anal – A confession about hooking up with your crush’s gay brother… only to be caught mid-thrust – A swingers axe-throwing date that was not what the wife meant by “casual fun” – A Vaseline explosion that got mistaken for horniness – And a philosophical Would You Rather about fighting a giant sperm every time you cum Also: sexual burnout and how to find your place as a woman in a world full of alpha mic bros and tradwife influencers. Time stamps:  00:00 Intro  03:25 Puppy Shout-Out 11:30 Naughty Corner 34:15 A Listener Update 42:00 Quiz on my Face 48:40 Confession Booth 50:50 Oops! Wrong Hole!  59:15 What Would You Do?

From a mystery Kong up the arse to a blowjob in drag and an A&E nipple detour, this episode is pure filth and full-body secondhand shame. Inside: – A guy who gave a drunken blowjob in stilettos to stop a mate from telling anyone he crossdresses – A girlfriend whose lube looked suspiciously like jam mid-shag – An “Oops Wrong Hole” involving a butt plug… that turned out to be a chewed-up dog toy – A girl who told him to rip her lace bodysuit without realising her nipple piercing was looped through it (hello, A&E) – A gorgeous beach girl who gave him the sloppiest top of his life… before demanding cash and sending him to the cashpoint under threat – Emotional dilemmas including:  → Should I fake “making love” if I don’t know how?  → Should I keep going while he’s cumming, or ease off?  → What do I do if my partner is still secretly messaging their ex situationship?

This episode is absolutely mental. From a hair tourniquet on the vag to the world’s most cursed threesome, this is what happens when you open the sex floodgates and forget to close them. Inside: – The labial injury that sent one horse rider straight to A&E – A Dom/Sub dynamic that’s gone so far, she doesn’t know how to switch it back – A partner who finishes in 10 seconds and somehow enjoys being shamed for it – A listener questioning if her boring, spooning only sex life is about weight gain… or if he just doesn’t care anymore – The guy who accidentally won a butt competition… and then found out his mate came on the picture – The forest shag that ended with cum between the cheeks and a long walk home – And the worst group sex story we’ve ever read, complete with beef stew smells, Gollum dirty talk, and burning nose hairs

There’s a fart scented car shag, a queef on the massage table, and a sleepover that ended with a dog lead instead of a belt. Welcome to the filthiest therapy session you didn’t know you needed. Inside: – A girl who masturbated with her roommate… and came when called a slut – A listener stuck in a situationship with a man who wants pegging… but not her sex toys – A top-tier edging kink dilemma: how do you beg right? – A massage gone wrong.... and loudly blessed – A boyfriend whose “meh” orgasms might be down to anaesthetic condoms – A girl who stole her one night stand’s dog lead by mistake – And a man whose bum stank so bad, she fake moaned her way out of the backseat Also: the top 100 kinks quiz, pegging politics and the pressure to have perfect sex way too soon.

This episode is packed with religious kinks, accidental work wanks and a load of sperm that may still be locked in a Benidorm safe. Inside: – The most Caucasian ways to say “I’m finna nut” – A full-on church shag that left them sweaty and spiritually shaken – A listener who Airdropped a dripping wet video… straight to her boyfriend’s Teams call – A lads’ holiday confession involving a hotel safe, a forgotten code and no cleanup – A bridesmaid, a missing heel and a wedding night shag by the skip

This episode has it all... high stakes sex trades, Peppa Pig watching from the wall and a blowjob interrupted by a judgmental horse. Inside: – A 20-year anal standoff finally ends… and so begins a trampoline legacy – A husband stuck in chastity and loving the pain (sort of) – A man whose wife only wants sex at 80… or when the dog’s been sick – The “filthy weekend away” that turned into bunk beds and laminated fire rules – A blowjob in a field, abruptly stopped by an unchained stallion – A freezing winter shag that sounded like sex in a bin bag – And a spa day gone sideways when one girlfriend thought “couples package” meant “threesome time” Also: emotional chaos, low self esteem and one poster that said, *“Dream Big, Little Explorer”… mid climax.

This week we are speaking to the incredible Brandon, a professional dom. Brandon walks us through his journey and what it truly takes to become an expert dom.  Check out all things Brandon here: Website: https://www.brandonthedom.com/ Book: https://www.brandonthedom.com/enter-the-dom YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonTheDom Sex Menu: https://www.brandonthedom.com/resources/sex-menu-template

This episode is dripping with filth, emotional chaos, and gadgets you’ll never look at the same again. We’ve got: – A scalp massage made of cum and misplaced confidence – A Fleshlight mistaken for a Bluetooth speaker (until it wasn’t) – A BDSM airbnb session that turned into a horror movie (literally) – A man who woke up hard to his wife masturbating, but didn’t know how to ask for more intimacy without killing the mood – A clit so over stimulated it’s now completely numb – And one tongue to eyeball moment that brought a makeout to a screeching halt Also: a gangbang worthy toy bag, a wink from a butthole, and a mid blowjob fart so subtle, it became a regular pre-cum feature.

This week we’ve got tight fetishes, gangbang fantasies, demon burps, and the most misunderstood blowjob in podcast history. Inside: – A woman fantasising about a rough, no holds barred gangbang (with spectators) – A wife who keeps biting her partner’s nipples — even after being told to stop – A man hiding his ex fiancée’s ring while planning a future with someone else – Porn titles that might be fake… but absolutely sound real – A listener terrified of how his downward-bending penis might ruin everything – And a pair of tights so sheer they made him finish just from hearing the words   00:00 Intro 02:30 Naughty Corner 28:40 Lube or Lies 34:40 Confession Corner 41:40 Oops! Wrong Hole! 52:40 Would You Rather?

Episode 50 is here, and we’re celebrating with some of the wildest stories yet. From Vegas window sex that might’ve been witnessed by someone’s dad, to an anal experiment that had parents banging on the bedroom door, this one is pure carnage. We dig into: - The new Online Safety Act and how it could change the way we all watch filth online - A workplace fling with wine, kids asleep upstairs and more regrets than orgasms - The story of a guy who ruined “yes daddy” by spitting on himself - A squirting disaster that nearly cursed an Xbox forever - And a Vegas birthday with a very awkward family twist Time Stamps 08:09 - Naughty Corner 34:12 - Lube or Lies (Game) 37:43 - Confessions 41:16 - Oops Wrong Hole

We don’t know where to start with this one. There’s raspberry-blowing cunnilingus, a Grindr glow-up, and a Birmingham gangbang that ends with a bottle of poppers in someone’s eye and an Uber to A&E. This week brings:   - A partner secretly running a kink page (with paid content) behind his girlfriend’s back – A confession that turns from quiet car head to full-blown toilet leash degradation – A blowjob expert with a pencil for a penis and a scream loud enough to wake the neighbourhood – Identical twin mix-ups that somehow involve cheating and innocence – And a three on one fantasy gone medically sideways, complete with weather chat mid-orgy   Also: Porn Title or Not and someone finally learns the true circumference...   Timestamps available in below. Good luck recovering from this one.   00:00 Intro 02:15 Top 100 Kinks 15:15 Naughty Corner  41:20 Porn Title or Not? 45:35 Oops! Wrong Hole!

From viral sunroof kinks to 72-inch cock reveals, this week is complete filth. We kick off with hamstering, the sunroof oral trend that’s got TikTok in a chokehold (literally). We also cover the UK’s proposed ban on choking porn, and why consent and communication still matter, even in your filthiest moments. Then things get messy: – A listener gets fingered in a cathedral to AC/DC’s Thunderstruck – A guy tears his tongue during enthusiastic ass eating – The Prince Albert piercing that didn’t survive round one – And a cousin story so dirty we had to pretend it didn’t happen Would You Rather makes a sweaty return (goodbye gym?) and someone ends up with their cock on the family TV. Timestamps below. Maybe don’t listen in church.   00:00 Intro  02:30 In The News 14:25 Naughty Corner  30:20 A Confession  39:40 Oops! Wrong Hole! 51:45 Would You Rather?

From spider venom stiffies to glovebox disasters, this week’s episode is a beautiful mess. We kick off with a very horny spider (yes, really) that gave one unlucky bloke a four-hour boner and a trip to A&E. Then it’s into the Naughty Corner, where we tackle clueless foreplay, drunk girl kinks, and the art of asking your partner not to treat you like a human alarm clock. Things only get filthier with: – A chastity submission that ends in steak, denial, and one very confused dog – A cum shot that disappeared mid-blowjob… and was found days later – Redwings earned under pressure (and a furious dad) – Shit on dicks, clown faces, and a post-sex car crash that ends in glovebox horror – Plus, Would You Rather makes a return and it’s brutal Timestamps below. Don’t listen to this one in public. 02:40 – In The News 07:43 – Naughty Corner 35:01 – Submission 39:37 – Confession 43:01 – Oops Wrong Hole 58:26 – Would You Rather

This week’s episode is absolute filth in all the right ways. We kick off with a high-tech vibrator that plays music inside your body, followed by listener confessions that range from belly button fetishes to spank-happy boobs and unicorn threesome dilemmas. Then it gets properly unhinged. – A sugar baby seduces her boyfriends neighbour after getting caught out – A bedroom dungeon session ends with a butt plug to the eyeball – A listener ruins her date and his t-shirt mid-anal – And a bloke in Thailand nearly gets a surprise dick in his mouth while thinking about his ex Timestamps below. Wear headphones. You’ve been warned. 00:00 Intro 08:15 Naughty Corner 33:35 Updates and Shoutouts 38:00 Bride, Ride, Hide 44:55 Confession Booth 50:30 Oops! Wrong Hole!

This week’s episode is a masterclass in filth, frustration, and the absolute weirdness of human desire. We kick things off with a husband who really wants his wife to date women, a listener on the edge of a cuckolding threesome just to fix his trust issues, and a missionary mishap that leads to one of the most accidentally honest weight/sex breakdowns we’ve ever heard. Then: – A topless holiday fantasy goes too far... – A neighbour becomes a vigilante over an affair – And the wildest kink confessions to ever land in our inbox (condoms in the fridge? Yep.) Plus: wedgies, piss play, clove cigarette smoke…. Timestamps below. Listen at your own risk. 03:00 - Naughty Corner 33:20 - Ride, Bride, Hide 43:48 - AITA 47:49 - Confession 50:15 - Oops Wrong Hole, "What's your "weirdest" kink and what about it turns you on?"  

This week is pure filth in all the right (and wrong) places. We kick things off with toxic submariners and sail straight into a shocking tale of a sugar boat rendezvous that turns very wet in more ways than one. In Naughty Corner, we try to untangle the ick from the intimacy—can you be too into snogging? (Spoiler: yes, especially if he’s tonguing your molars mid-roast dinner). Then it’s time for Filthy Fortunes, confessions that include 'accidental' peen-licking during a threesome, exhibitionist trampoline play, a dildo-drenched car seat, and the kind of shower sex surprise that’ll haunt your loofah. We round things off with another brutal Would You Rather—this one might just break your brain. Timestamps below: 03:44 – Submariners 08:36 – Naughty Corner 37:10 – Filthy Fortunes 43:50 – Confessions 1:01:56 – Oops Wrong Hole 1:17:43 – Would You Rather

00:55 Tinder Talk 09:00 Naughty Corner  22:30 Filthy Fortunes  29:20 Follow Ups  41:30 Am I The Asshole?  46:45 Masturbation... A thread  01:07:15 Would You Rather?

This week, we’re diving headfirst into the messy, the mortifying, and the massively relatable. We kick things off with a quick guide to douching. Then we tackle a listener dilemma: how do you tell your partner they kiss like a washing machine without destroying their confidence? We also read through a wave of raw and honest submissions about “embarrassing” STIs—and why that term needs to go. These stories are brave, beautiful, and a powerful reminder that you're never alone. And if that wasn’t enough chaos for one episode, one listener shares their first-ever threesome experience at a sexy public sauna (spoiler: it did not go smoothly), and another tells us about a sexual encounter that quickly veered into terrifying stalker territory. Netflix, call us. Timestamps: 02:01 - Luke’s Kink 06:40 - Naughty Corner 24:24 - Last Week’s Naughty Corner Further Submissions 31:57 - Luke Shit His Pants 35:05 - Sex Toy Review 41:24 - Filthy Fortunes  45:49 - TG Follow-up 49:19 - Oops Wrong Hole 1:03:03 - Would You Rather

08:33 Naughty Corner 42:17 Filthy Fortunes 50:52 Confession 53:19 Oops Wrong Hole 1:02:45 Would You Rather

00:00 Intro  01:45 Top 100 Kinks 14:40 Naughty Corner 39:30 Filthy Fortunes 46:30 Confession Booth 49:00 Oops! Wrong Hole! 59:05 Would You Rather?

Side note, we were very ill while recording this, I have tried to edit out the obvious sniffling and coughing as much as possible, but apologies if it still is obvious! Next week will be better! Luke x 00:00 Intro 02:45 The Human Carpet  12:50 Naughty Corner 47:05 Quiz On My Face 51:30 Oops! Wrong Hole! 01:00:30 Would You Rather?

00:00 Intro  04:30 History of Sex 14:55 Naughty Corner 30:20 Quiz On My Face 36:30 Oops! Wrong Hole! 46:10 Would You Rather?

00:00 Intro 02:00 Naughty Corner 32:20 Quiz On My Face  39:45 Oops Wrong Hole! 49:00 Would You Rather

00:00 Intro  01:00 A Thread  10:50 Naughty Corner  35:45 Quiz on my Face 44:05 Oops! Wrong Hole!  59:30 Would you Rather?

00:00 Intro  01:30 The Science of Shame  08:00 Naughty Corner  26:38 Quiz on my Face  36:50 Oops! Wrong Hole!  48:15 Would you Rather?

00:00 Intro  02:40 A Thread 26:15 Naughty Corner 45:05 Quiz On My Face 50:50 Oops! Wrong Hole! 56:10 Would You Rather?

00:00 Intro  01:25 Sex Laws 10:05 Naughty Corner 22:00 Quiz on my Face 27:45 Oops! Wrong Hole! 32:45 Would you Rather?

A truly dreadful joke has Luke physically gagging, the kink quiz takes a wild turn into below-the-belt banter, and we unravel two listener confessions: one about catching unexpected feels in a casual fling, and another that’s awkward enough to make you sweat through your headphones. Got a filthy little secret? Submit it anonymously at www.IOTK.fun — we might just read it out loud next week. --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:30 Top 100 Kinks 11:00 Naughty Corner 32:55 Quiz on my Face 38:30 Naughty Corner 49:10 Would You Rather? --- Tags: sex podcast, kink confessions, friends with benefits, funny podcast, married couple, NSFW storytelling, British podcast

We’re talking about porn — the science of it, the psychology behind it, and whether your browser history has warped your brain. Then it's on to a wildly awkward Naughty Corner confession involving a first time and some very bad luck, a kink quiz meltdown, and one of the most painful-sounding “Oops! Wrong Hole” stories we’ve ever read.   Got one worse? We dare you: www.IOTK.fun     ---   Timestamps: 00:00 A Begging Intro 02:40 Porn – The Science 13:00 Naughty Corner 30:55 Quiz on my Face 38:50 Oops! Wrong Hole 42:50 Would You Rather?     ---   Tags: sex podcast, porn psychology, kink confessions, first time story, funny podcast, NSFW, British couple podcast

We dive headfirst into squirting science, the logistics of Luke’s one-bar prison fantasy, and a Naughty Corner confession involving a vibrator so aggressive it might have been possessed. Then: a truly cursed blowjob mishap, Chelsea’s fart rant, and a Would You Rather that somehow manages to be both disgusting and insightful.   Want more chaos? Bonus episodes, behind-the-scenes filth, and unfiltered extras drop weekly at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — support the show and get your ears dirty.     ---   Timestamps: 01:82 What is Squirt? 06:44 Luke’s One Bar Prison 10:10 A Dream Sunday 12:04 Naughty Corner 28:00 Chelsea's Fart Rant 31:50 Quiz On My Face 37:10 Pulse and Cocktails 38:04 Naughty Corner 44:05 Would You Rather 49:39 Story in the News     ---   Tags: sex podcast, kink confessions, vibrator disaster, funny blowjob story, NSFW podcast, squirting explained, British couple podcast

From gag reflex hacks to an allergic reaction in the worst possible place, this episode is a ride. Chelsea dives into the biology of deep throating, we read a confession that’ll ruin peanut butter for you forever, and Luke gets unreasonably competitive in this week’s kink quiz.   Prefer to watch the chaos unfold? See our unfiltered faces and full episodes on YouTube: youtube.com/@ironingoutthekinkspodcast     ---   Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:50 Sex Facts with Chelsea 05:45 Naughty Corner 23:20 Pulse and Cocktails Advert 24:15 Quiz on my Face 34:20 Oops! Wrong Hole 45:15 Would You Rather?     ---   Tags: sex podcast, deep throat tips, kink confessions, funny sex stories, NSFW podcast, peanut allergy, British couple podcast

From sticky secrets in shared bedrooms to an accidentally rebranded British dessert, this episode delivers filthy chaos with extra icing. Chelsea opens up about her own relationship with porn, we drop a major update (yes, that news), and Luke gets flustered mid-quiz — again. Oh, and the "Oops Wrong Hole" thread this week? Absolutely unhinged.   Want to hang out behind the scenes? Join our free Patreon tier at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — get access to polls, early drops, and filthy extras (no pressure, it’s free).     ---   Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 03:25 Top 100 Kinks 07:55 Naughty Corner 26:15 Chelsea Talks Porn 29:10 Quiz on my Face 36:50 Our Big News 41:05 Oops Wrong Hole – a Thread 51:00 Would You Rather?     ---   Tags: sex podcast, NSFW podcast, porn confessions, oops wrong hole, kink quiz, British humour, married couple podcast, free Patreon

This one’s a wild ride from start to finish: a Naughty Corner confession involving a crusty sock and a moment of sheer panic, a chaotic kink quiz that derails into sperm science, and an Oops Wrong Hole that involves... well, unexpected acceleration.   Got a story more mortifying than this? Submit it anonymously at www.IOTK.fun — we won’t judge, but we will read it aloud.     ---   Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:17 Naughty Corner 23:30 Quiz on my Face 30:10 Oops Wrong Hole! 44:00 Would You Rather?     ---   Tags: sex podcast, funny confessions, oops wrong hole, sperm facts, kink quiz, NSFW podcast, British couple, anonymous confession form

One listener’s dildo horror story, another’s saggy situation at an ill-timed angle, and a full Confession Booth that left us speechless. This episode includes a surprisingly wholesome Oops Wrong Hole, a quiz meltdown from Luke, and some bold Would You Rather picks you’ll be arguing about in the group chat.   Want to watch us squirm through it in real time? Catch full episodes and our reactions on YouTube: youtube.com/@ironingoutthekinkspodcast     ---   Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:35 Naughty Corner 17:05 Quiz on my Face 28:10 Confession Booth 33:25 Oops Wrong Hole! 42:45 Would You Rather?     ---   Tags: sex podcast, kink confessions, dildo story, saggy balls, oops wrong hole, NSFW podcast, British couple, funny sex stories, YouTube podcast

A neighbour gets way too familiar, a story thread unravels into full-blown chaos, and Luke nearly combusts during this week’s kink quiz. Add in a multi-confession “Oops Wrong Hole” thread and a Would You Rather that genuinely divides the room — this one’s got everything.   Love the filth? Support the show and unlock weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — it’s £3/month, and your ears will thank you (or beg you to stop).     ---   Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:20 Naughty Corner 18:50 Quiz on my Face 25:15 Oops Wrong Hole! A Thread 52:20 Would You Rather?     ---   Tags: sex podcast, neighbour confession, oops wrong hole, funny sex stories, kink podcast, British couple, NSFW podcast, Patreon exclusive

This episode features a selfish lover who catches everything except a clue, a shocking Confession Booth entry involving some unexpected “friendly fire,” and a Quiz on My Face that devolves into pure chaos (standard). There’s also a surprisingly intimate Oops! Wrong Hole that no one was emotionally prepared for.   Got a filthy story that deserves to be heard? Drop it anonymously at www.IOTK.fun — we’ll do the shouting for you.     ---   Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:25 Naughty Corner 14:45 Confession Booth 20:00 Quiz on my Face 28:12 Oops! Wrong Hole 39:20 Would You Rather?     ---   Tags: sex podcast, Pokémon confession, funny sex stories, kink podcast, oops wrong hole, NSFW humour, anonymous confession, Bri tish couple podcast

We kick things off with a truly questionable hookup that has us questioning facial hair age limits, dive into a Naughty Corner confession that leaves us speechless, and take on a kink quiz that gets... messier than expected. There's also an Oops! Wrong Hole that might make you swear off furniture altogether.   Want more filth between episodes? Get one bonus episode every week (and support the chaos) over at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — it’s just £3/month.     ---   Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:00 Naughty Corner 21:00 Quiz on my Face 32:45 Oops! Wrong Hole 42:00 Would You Rather?     ---   Tags: sex podcast, baby-faced hookup, sofa sex story, oops wrong hole, kink quiz, NSFW podcast, British couple, Patreon bonus

What starts with some innocent telly chat quickly spirals into unfiltered filth. This episode includes a chaotic Naughty Corner entry, a Slippery When Wet confession that somehow involves cleaning supplies, and an Oops Wrong Hole that may have caused emotional damage.   Have a story that’s worse? Submit your filth anonymously at www.IOTK.fun — we might just read it out (with love and judgment).     ---   Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:00 TV Reviews 13:05 Naughty Corner 33:45 Slippery When Wet Confessions 38:30 Oops Wrong Hole!     ---   Tags: sex podcast, funny sex stories, oops wrong hole, kink confessions, slippery when wet, NSFW podcast, British couple, anonymous confession

This episode includes unsolicited dad advice (that’s definitely not safe for parenting blogs), a Naughty Corner confession involving awkward hotel logistics, and a Slippery When Wet that feels more like a murder confession than a fantasy. Plus: a deeply disturbing “Thread” that you’ll wish you could unhear.   Craving even more chaos? We drop an extra bonus episode every week on patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — just £3 to keep your Fridays filthy.     ---   Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 02:00 Top 100 Kinks 21:30 Naughty Corner 37:00 Slippery When Wet Confessions 46:50 A Thread     ---   Tags: sex podcast, NSFW podcast, kink confessions, slippery when wet, funny sex stories, British couple, bonus episodes, Patreon podcast

A deep dive into public kink, a Naughty Corner confession involving some very questionable logic, and a Slippery When Wet that turns sweaty for all the wrong reasons. Then, we read a thread of the hottest (and sometimes horrifying) things people have said during sex — and one of them definitely involved Nicolas Cage.   Got something wild to confess? Submit your anonymous chaos at www.IOTK.fun — we won’t name you, but we might lose our minds over it.     ---   Timestamps: 02:30 Top 100 Kinks 25:47 Naughty Corner 42:48 Slippery When Wet 45:43 Oops Wrong Hole 48:16 Thread – What’s the hottest thing someone has said during sex?     ---   Tags: sex podcast, public kink, funny sex stories, slippery when wet, oops wrong hole, NSFW podcast, anonymous confessions, British couple

From bondage excuses to overenthusiastic first-timers, this one’s full of wild contradictions. We dive into a Naughty Corner confession featuring a complicated lie, a Slippery When Wet fantasy that escalates fast, and a truly awkward Oops Wrong Hole that left us both needing a breather.   Want even more filth every week? Join us on patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks for a brand new bonus episode every Sunday — just £3/month for full access.     ---   Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 02:00 Top 100 Kinks 21:00 Naughty Corner 37:20 Slippery When Wet 42:10 Oops Wrong Hole     ---   Tags: sex podcast, kink confessions, slippery when wet, bondage fantasy, funny sex stories, NSFW podcast, British couple, Patreon bonus

This episode has everything: pegging in public, an unexpected Thai dish with a side of shame, and one of the most unhinged Oops Wrong Hole stories to date. Between the Confession Booth and a Naughty Corner entry that caught us totally off guard, we also hear some of the most awkward things ever said immediately after sex. Prepare for whiplash.   Got something worse? Submit your filthy (anonymous) stories at www.IOTK.fun — we’re ready to scream on your behalf.     ---   Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:45 Top 100 Kinks 24:20 Confession Booth 28:00 Naughty Corner 41:15 Oops Wrong Hole! 52:30 The Most Awkward Thing Said Post Sex     ---   Tags: sex podcast, pegging confession, awkward sex stories, oops wrong hole, confession booth, NSFW podcast, British couple, anonymous kink stories

We open angry and get filthier from there. From kink lists to unsettling handmade toys, this episode features a Naughty Corner confession with poor decision-making all around, a feedback section that spirals, and a Slippery When Wet that involves lube alternatives you should never use. The Oops Wrong Hole? Let’s just say: rash imminent.   Love this level of chaos? We drop a bonus episode every week for our Patreon gang — just £3/month at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks.     ---   Timestamps: 00:00 Angry Intro 02:50 Top 100 Kinks 23:20 Naughty Corner 41:15 Feedback 44:15 Slippery When Wet 53:45 Oops Wrong Hole!     ---   Tags: sex podcast, NSFW podcast, kink confessions, slippery when wet, awkward sex stories, naughty corner, British couple, Patreon bonus

This episode includes one confession that left us breathless (and not in a good way), an update from a previous wild story, and a genuinely uncomfortable Oops Wrong Hole involving a silky surprise and a lesson in reading the room. Also: snu snu. So much snu snu.   Got a story that deserves eternal cringe? Send it anonymously to www.IOTK.fun — your shame is our foreplay.     ---   Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:10 Top 100 Kinks 16:40 Naughty Corner 30:25 Update 33:55 Oops Wrong Hole!     ---   Tags: sex podcast, oops wrong hole, funny confessions, kink stories, NSFW podcast, British humour, anonymous confession, naughty corner

A top-tier Naughty Corner confession involving disappearing toys, a quiz derailment courtesy of poor timing, and an Oops Wrong Hole that’ll have you wincing and howling at once. Oh — and a grandma gets the shock of her life. You're not ready.   Need more filth in your week? Get a whole extra episode every Sunday when you join us on patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — just £3/month for bonus chaos.     ---   Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:00 Top 100 Kinks 23:50 Naughty Corner 42:40 47:00 Oops! Wrong Hole!     ---   Tags: sex podcast, butt plug disaster, kink confessions, funny sex stories, oops wrong hole, NSFW podcast, British couple, Patreon bonus

From kink lists to kitchen nightmares, this episode features a Naughty Corner entry involving an unfortunate misunderstanding with a leather-clad lover, a slippery fantasy soaked in confusion, and an Oops Wrong Hole with a tangy twist we’ll never forget. This one’s messy — in every sense.   Think yours is worse? Submit your anonymous confession at www.IOTK.fun — we live to read your chaos out loud.     ---   Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:50 Top 100 Kinks 17:30 Naughty Corner 47:00 Slippery When Wet 49:25 Oops! Wrong Hole!     ---   Tags: sex podcast, kink confessions, oops wrong hole, slippery when wet, funny sex stories, NSFW podcast, anonymous confession, British humour

Things get weirdly arousing this week — we dive into confessions about inconvenient erections, accidental turn-ons, and a Slippery When Wet story that proves sound really is a sense of seduction. Plus: a Naughty Corner entry that absolutely ruins the mood and a thread of awkward boner stories that left us crying.   Want even more cringe and chaos? Join us on patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — one extra episode every Sunday for just £3/month.     ---   Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 02:15 Top 100 Kinks 20:40 Slippery When Wet 22:15 Naughty Corner 37:30 Most Awkward Boner – A Thread     ---   Tags: sex podcast, awkward boners, slippery when wet, funny sex stories, kink confessions, NSFW podcast, British couple, Patreon bonus

This one’s a mess. From the moment we board the Chocolate Choo Choo, it’s pure chaos — a Naughty Corner confession that left us speechless, a Slippery When Wet fantasy with unexpected depth, and an Oops Wrong Hole that... well, might have involved a mirror and some misplaced confidence.   Got a filthy tale to top it? Send us your anonymous confession at www.IOTK.fun — we’ll roast it lovingly.     ---   Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:30 Top 100 Kinks 15:00 Naughty Corner 29:10 Slippery When Wet 33:30 Oops Wrong Hole!     ---   Tags: sex podcast, chocolate train story, kink confessions, oops wrong hole, slippery when wet, NSFW podcast, anonymous confession, British humour