EPISODE · Sep 27, 2025 · 1H 1M
I Got a Hair Wrapped Around My Labia and Ended Up in A&E | Ep 57
from Ironing out the Kinks · host Luke & Chelsea
This episode is absolutely mental. From a hair tourniquet on the vag to the world’s most cursed threesome, this is what happens when you open the sex floodgates and forget to close them. Inside: – The labial injury that sent one horse rider straight to A&E – A Dom/Sub dynamic that’s gone so far, she doesn’t know how to switch it back – A partner who finishes in 10 seconds and somehow enjoys being shamed for it – A listener questioning if her boring, spooning only sex life is about weight gain… or if he just doesn’t care anymore – The guy who accidentally won a butt competition… and then found out his mate came on the picture – The forest shag that ended with cum between the cheeks and a long walk home – And the worst group sex story we’ve ever read, complete with beef stew smells, Gollum dirty talk, and burning nose hairs
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This episode is absolutely mental. From a hair tourniquet on the vag to the world’s most cursed threesome, this is what happens when you open the sex floodgates and forget to close them. Inside:– The labial injury that sent one horse rider straight to A&E– A Dom/Sub dynamic that’s gone so far, she doesn’t know how to switch it back– A partner who finishes in 10 seconds and somehow enjoys being shamed for it– A listener questioning if her boring, spooning only sex life is about weight gain… or if he just doesn’t care anymore– The guy who accidentally won a butt competition… and then found out his mate came on the picture– The forest shag that ended with cum between the cheeks and a long walk home– And the worst group sex story we’ve ever read, complete with beef stew smells, Gollum dirty talk, and burning nose hairs
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