KB's Unemployed Show

Melania vs Kimmel. The war of the words we didn't know we needed. KB pulls no punches in this week's episode, delivering the kind of honest, unfiltered commentary that late night TV is too scared to air.This week, KB breaks down:🎤 Kimmel vs. Melania — Why calling someone an "expected widow" isn't a joke, it's just mean. KB explains exactly where political satire ends and bitter ranting begins — from the perspective of an actual comic.🏛️ White House Correspondents' Dinner Shooting Reaction — The conspiracy theories, the media's bizarre refusal to state the obvious, and why Twitter is proof that society is circling the drain.😷 The Measles Panic — KB had them. The Brady Bunch had them. Nobody died. Calm down.🧘 22 Buddhist Monks Arrested With 250 LBS of Weed — Orange robes. False suitcase walls. Pure chaos.👟 Barefoot Boston Marathon Runner — A guy ran 26.2 miles with no shoes and no training. KB has thoughts.🌭 Wisconsin State Fair Sporkies 2026 — New food combinations that have absolutely no business existing, plus KB's all-time State Fair go-to order.⛳ KB Life Coach — A dad wants to skip his daughter's 2nd birthday to play in a golf tournament. KB delivers the verdict.Chapters00:00 Introduction to KB's Unemployed Show01:32 Reflections on Unemployment and Future Plans02:36 Celebrating National Days and Personal Anecdotes04:57 Media and Public Perception of Viruses09:27 The White House Correspondents' Dinner Discussion16:28 Political Rhetoric and Human Decency19:13 Critique of Modern Comedy and Satire28:28 Exploring State Fair Food Innovations30:09 Crawfish and Cajun Cuisine33:47 Innovative Food Trends39:57 State Fair Favorites44:20 Childhood Memories and Food Choices52:42 KB Life Coach: Parenting DecisionsKB's Unemployed Show is the no-filter, comedy-first news commentary show for people who are tired of being told what to think. Funny, opinionated, and always real.

This week's episode is a masterclass in human stupidity, and we are HERE for it. We dig deep into the dildo-throwing protest movement — not just the headlines, but the origins, the strategy (if you can call it that), and what it says about a society that has completely lost the plot. Spoiler: it says a lot.Then we pivot to a guy who thought the best way to beat Spirit Airlines was to duct-tape raw meat to his torso. Was he wrong? Was he a genius? We'll let you decide. (He was wrong.)But first — KB survived a 300-year flood. Again. For the fourth time. With a broken garage door spring, a locked-in car, and a Home Depot rental line that tested his morality. Did he give up the last carpet fan to his neighbor? Absolutely not. Was he an ass? He doesn't think so. You might disagree.This is the news commentary show that doesn't apologize for laughing at the dumb things people do — because someone has to. Real stories, zero filter, maximum sarcasm, and the kind of takes your favorite radio host would drop if they had nothing left to lose.New episode every week. Hit Follow and never miss a moment of the unemployed chaos

PGA Tour winner Mark Wilson goes inside Augusta National to reveal what the Masters course is REALLY like — and KB drops one of his funniest Life Coach segments yet on a disastrous $220 date gone wrong.On Day 120 of KB's unemployment journey, this Masters Week special delivers an exclusive sit-down with five-time PGA Tour champion and SiriusXM golf analyst Mark Wilson, who breaks down Augusta National's notorious greens, the elevation surprises, Magnolia Lane emotions, and whether Scottie Scheffler is truly the Tiger Woods of this era.KB kicks things off with a hilarious tribute to the lost glory of metal spikes on asphalt — a nostalgia trip every golfer over 40 will feel in their soul. Then it's National Zoo Day, which somehow leads to an absolutely brilliant bit about why you can never lose an Amish kid at the Milwaukee County Zoo. Trust us, it tracks.Then KB goes full Life Coach mode on a TikToker named Squash whose date ordered $220 surf and turf with caviar, ate exactly three bites, pushed the plate away, and then lost her mind when he asked for a box. KB's verdict? Cheap at twice the price.Back to golf — Mark Wilson debates LIV vs. PGA Tour, the rise of the TGL indoor golf league, the greatest shots in Masters history (Bubba Watson's hook gets the nod), and who he's picking to slip on the green jacket this year: Xander Schauffele.KB closes with a bombshell: he just landed his dream retirement job as a starter at Erin Hills — home of five USGA championships. Not bad for an unemployed guy.Subscribe, leave a review, and make good choices.0:00 – 🎙️ Welcome to Day 120 of Unemployment2:30 – ⛳ Watching the 1986 Masters & The Glory of Metal Spikes7:30 – 🦒 National Zoo Day: The Amish Kid You Can Never Lose13:30 – 📰 NEWS: Aubrey Plaza Is Pregnant (15 Months After Tragedy)15:00 – 🏀 Shaq's "Dunk Man" League — Will It Save the Dunk Contest?16:30 – ⏰ The 33-Hour Work Week Study (Fridays Are Useless)19:00 – 🚪 Sundays Should Be Sacred — Bring Back "Going Visiting"21:00 – 🍺 Gen Z Is Invading Dive Bars & I'm Furious23:00 – 💔 KB LIFE COACH: The $220 Surf & Turf Date Disaster25:07 – 🎤 INTERVIEW: Mark Wilson — 5-Time PGA Tour Winner26:10 – 👨‍👦 Coaching Your Kids in Golf: Do They Actually Listen?28:10 – 😤 Is Golf the Most Disappointing Sport on the Planet?30:05 – 🧀 Winning the Phoenix Open While Wearing a Cheese Head34:09 – 🌳 Driving Down Magnolia Lane: First Masters Experience37:01 – 🧠 Augusta Strategy: Is It a Feel Course or a Math Course?39:46 – 😲 The One Thing About Augusta That Shocks Every Pro40:51 – 🏔️ Augusta's Insane Elevation Changes (Nobody Talks About This)41:48 – 📋 How Mark Wilson Played Augusta Hole by Hole44:05 – ⚔️ LIV Golf: Was It Good or Terrible for the PGA Tour?46:22 – 👑 Is Scottie Scheffler the Tiger Woods of This Era?49:16 – 📺 TGL Indoor Golf League: Why Is Simulator Golf So Hot Right Now?51:10 – 😂 On-Tour Personalities & the Art of the Trash Talk53:04 – 🔄 The Painful Gap Between PGA Tour and Senior Tour55:50 – 💥 Young Bombers Who Made Pros Say "What Just Happened?"57:46 – 🏆 Greatest Shot in Masters History: Nicklaus, Tiger, or Bubba?59:08 – 🤝 The Night KB's Wife Walked Up to Bubba Watson1:01:27 – 🌟 KB Lands His DREAM JOB as Starter at Erin Hills1:02:47 – 🔮 Masters 2026 Prediction: Mark Wilson Picks Xander Schauffele1:04:43 – 👋 Outro: "Make Good Choices"

Did a domestic terrorist accidentally predict the future? On this April Fool's Day edition of KB's Unemployed Show, KB digs into the surprising — and unsettling — accuracy of Ted Kaczynski's 1995 manifesto, Industrial Society and Its Future. Spoiler: this is not a joke.After watching Netflix's Mindhunter, KB was inspired to actually read the Unabomber's manifesto — and found himself floored by how much of it maps onto today's society. Political correctness, over-socialization, social division, government dependency, and the erosion of the family unit — Kaczynski wrote about all of it decades before it became daily headlines. KB reads key excerpts and lets you decide what to make of it.KB makes it crystal clear: he does not condone, advocate, or sympathize with anything Ted Kaczynski did. This is a discussion of ideas — not the man.Also on today's show: the Artemis II moon mission launches (and why aren't more people talking about it?), Tiger Woods steps back citing health and family, Pizza Hut Canada drops a hot dog stuffed crust that puts America to shame, and KB investigates "Meaties" — a ground beef breakfast cereal that might be the greatest April Fool's hoax ever pulled off.⏱ Chapters & Timestamps00:00 – Welcome to the April Fool's Edition01:22 – Show Overview: Artemis Moon Launch & the Unabomber Manifesto02:45 – History of April Fool's Day: Ancient Rome to France to Scotland06:00 – Legendary April Fool's Hoaxes: Erupting Volcanoes, BBC Spaghetti & Pi Recalculation10:48 – Meaties: Ground Beef Breakfast Cereal — Genius Hoax or Real Product?15:44 – Artemis II Moon Mission Launch: First Human Spaceflight Beyond Earth's Orbit Since 197219:30 – Tiger Woods Steps Away: DWI, Pain Meds & Seeking Treatment22:43 – Pizza Hut Canada's Hot Dog Stuffed Crust: Why Didn't America Think of This?25:50 – Intro to the Unabomber Manifesto: Why KB Read It & How He Used It in Class29:10 – Reading the Manifesto: Kaczynski on Technology, Societal Disruption & Political Correctness33:34 – Feelings of Inferiority & Over-Socialization: What Kaczynski Got Right42:45 – Protests, Power, and the Drive for Hostility44:35 – Over-Socialization: Shame, Guilt & the University Culture52:00 – Government vs. Family Loyalty: KB's Two-Word Swap That Changes Everything55:00 – Scientists, the Hydrogen Bomb & Edward Teller: Are Experts Really Motivated by Humanity?57:10 – Final Thoughts: Separate the Message from the Messenger01:01:00 – Kenneth's Quote of the Day & Closing Thoughts

Piper the News Girl is back, which means this episode had almost no chance of staying normal. KB and Piper tear through spring break stupidity, cocktail snobbery, cheesesteak opinions, college-life weirdness, and a pile of offbeat stories with the kind of chemistry that turns one topic into ten and all of them into trouble.This episode has everything: bad decisions, drink rules, generational disagreements, random life observations, and strong opinions delivered with absolutely the right amount of sarcasm. If you enjoy funny conversation, sharp banter, and the sense that the show could derail at any moment in the best possible way, press play.Follow KB’s Unemployed Show, leave a rating and review, and send this episode to the one friend whose drink order tells you everything you need to know about them.Chapter Markers00:00 Piper the News Girl is back02:05 Spring break fails and public stupidity08:15 Cheesesteak opinions nobody asked for15:50 National Cocktail Day gets judgmental27:20 KB’s drink rules for grownups41:05 The evolution of the modern drinker56:30 College life, naps, and generational chaos1:08:00 Weird news takes a hard left turn1:18:20 Final thoughts, last laughs, and a clean exit

On this episode of KB’s Unemployed Show, KB is joined by Piper for a wide-ranging conversation that somehow connects Britney Spears, bad movie reviews, weird international news, generational nostalgia, and one deeply unsettling shark fact.​They talk about the ongoing Britney Spears situation and the fallout from the “Free Britney” movement, swap thoughts on recent movies, get sidetracked by reindeer racing and furry culture, and compare the things each generation was told to fear growing up, from quicksand and the Bermuda Triangle to dome lights and Halloween candy panic.​ The episode wraps with Piper’s fun fact of the day: Greenland sharks may live up to 400 years.​If you like funny conversation, cultural commentary, and smart chaos with a Midwest point of view, this one’s for you.Chapters00:00 Unemployed Show Tuesday05:13 The Joy of Napping20:35 News Update: Reindeer Racing and Palio35:31 Art Programs in Schools40:48 Theater and Arts Education54:11 Generational Differences and Superstitions01:15:45 Piper's Fun Fact: Greenland Sharks#BritneySpears #GenXvsGenZ #WeirdNews #MovieReview #Podcast #PopCulture #Commentary #ChildhoodFears #GreenlandShark #ReactionVideo

KB, Matt Mueller, and Piper the News Girl are diving headfirst into the chaos of Oscars 2026 with a brutally honest preview of Hollywood’s biggest night. From Best Picture predictions and acting snubs to red carpet train wrecks and Academy drama, this episode delivers sharp opinions, spicy movie takes, and the kind of sarcasm award season practically demands.Whether you follow every nominee or just enjoy the annual outrage, this episode covers the biggest debates heading into the ceremony: who should win, who will win, who’s wildly overrated, and which films are getting more prestige than they deserve. Along the way, the crew shares bold predictions, hot takes, and KB’s very questionable method for forecasting Oscar winners.If you love movies, pop culture, and a little awards-season nonsense, this episode is for you.Timestamps:00:00 Introduction and episode overview10:52 Oscar predictions and film discussions21:24 Performance highlights: Jesse Buckley, Kate Hudson, Emma Stone38:13 Supporting Actor and Actress predictions52:24 Director and Best Picture forecasts01:04:44 Closing remarks and future episodes01:07:37 Piper’s fun fact: The smell of the Milky Way01:08:35 Show wrap-up and personal updatesLink to YouTube Full Show: https://youtube.com/live/4SNQSbVWSaU

KB's Unemployed Show kicks off with an introduction and a mention of National Pancake Day. The conversation then delves into the topic of 'Punch the Monkey' and Tornado Documentaries, followed by the introduction of Miss Piper and her background. The discussion then shifts to Alisa Liu's Olympic journey, and finally, it covers a beer pong mishap and college party culture. The conversation covers the perception of old age and hipness, the influence of digital gaming and online platforms, and the discussion of tornadoes and climate change. Each topic is explored in depth, providing valuable insights and perspectives.TakeawaysNational Pancake DayPunch the MonkeyAlisa Liu's Olympic Journey Old age perceptionDigital gaming and online platformsTornadoes and climate changeChapters00:00 Introduction and National Pancake Day07:16 Meet Miss Piper and Her Background13:56 Alisa Liu's Olympic Journey36:09 Beer Pong Mishap and College Party Culture43:07 Digital Gaming and Online Platforms

Winter Olympics review meets comedy chaos on KB’s Unemployed Show.KB breaks down the biggest moments, surprises, and “did-that-just-happen?” storylines from the Olympics, then welcomes comedian Pete Lipsey for a no-holds-barred sparring session featuring the greatest street jokes ever told. If you like sports takes, quick punchlines, and two guys trying to out-joke each other in real time, you’re in the right place.Drop a comment: What was your top Olympic moment—and who won the street joke battle, KB or Pete?Subscribe for more sports comedy, guest comics, and weekly laughs from KB’s Unemployed Show.#KBsUnemployedShow #Olympics #WinterOlympics #OlympicReview #PeteLipsey #ComedyPodcast #SportsComedy #StreetJokes #FunnyPodcast #StandupComedy #PodcastClips #MilwaukeeComedy #MidwestComedy

Day 2 in the classroom: the students know I’m serious, I know I’m exhausted, and someone definitely should’ve dropped.Comedian Jimmy Dore joins me to talk stand-up, tough crowds, and what happens when honesty hits an audience that didn’t order it.Then I close with my Top 5 Favorite Comics I’ve Worked With — a ranking guaranteed to start arguments and end group chats.Unfiltered comedy talk. Real classroom stories. Zero corporate supervision.Make good choices.

This week on KB’s Unemployed Show, we sit down with Erik Kjelland of The Mascot Theory — the Wisconsin-born Americana-rock outfit turning heartbreak and hard-won survival into cathartic, genre-blending anthems.Erik breaks down the inspiration behind songs, the meaning of The Mascot Theory, and how life’s ups and downs shape the music that moves us. We talk songwriting, the creative grind, and how Nashville has turned into "Daytona Beach with a Belt Buckle". If you love deep-cut conversations with real creators — musicians who live the struggle and turn it into sound — this is your episode. Expect stories, laughs, insight, and music talk that goes beyond the charts.Subscribe now for weekly raw, unpredictable, and real talk from voices you should be listening to.

On this Singer/Songwriter Edition of KB’s Unemployed Show, I sit down with Mary Karlzen, Andrew Hyra (of Billy Pilgrim), and Kristian Bush from Sugarland for a wide-ranging conversation about songwriting, creativity, collaboration, and what it actually takes to survive in the music business.We talk:🎶 Where songs really come from✍️ The difference between writing a song and writing the right song🎤 Performing, touring, and staying sane as a working songwriter🎸 Why some incredible artists never become household names

Kevin discusses the unemployed lifestyle, today's headlines, weather woes, and the evolution of entertainment consumption. He welcomes film critic Matt Mueller to discuss the recent Oscar nominations. The conversation delves into the world of unconventional films, exploring the impact of unique storytelling and the challenges of audience expectations. The conversation further explores the changing landscape of Hollywood and the impact of modern viewing habits on film appreciation. Additionally, it reflects on past Oscar snubs and controversies, highlighting the enduring impact of iconic movies from the 70s and 80s.TakeawaysThe impact of changing entertainment consumption habits on movie culture.The significance of original dramas for adults making good money at the box office. Exploring unconventional storytelling in filmThe enduring impact of iconic movies from the 70s and 80sChapters00:00 The Unemployed Lifestyle of KB05:22 San Francisco's Harvey Milk Terminal and Weather Report11:00 Oscar Nominations and International Films21:09 The Evolution of Entertainment Consumption32:21 Re-releases of Oscar-Nominated Movies37:37 Sentimental Value and Blame it on Rio43:12 Front-runners and Oscar Predictions48:53 The Golden Era of Movies: 70s and 80s54:10 Top 5 Snubs and Oscar Losses59:57 Oscar Losses: Fargo, Almost Famous, and More01:06:15 Titanic, Gladiator, and Oscar Controversies