Lip Service: An Advice Podcast

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features sweet bb boi & friend of the pod, DIEGO DELGADILLO! Together the gang tackles the real issues tearing society apart: how to convince your girlfriend to have a Shrek-themed wedding, whether ass or tits still reign supreme, and if a receding hairline should be treated like a relationship obstacle or a shared community challenge. They also investigate why people ghost, what cigarettes “don’t count,” and whether it’s possible to convince your wife to love you again. Elsewhere in the chaos: an 18-year-old future father, an ex creeping on a new girl, lesbian flirting tactics, muffin man discourse, psychic revelations and the timeless pursuit of romantic validation. Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications. 0:00 Intro1:18 Guest intro: Diego Delgadillo7:14 Audience advice ~~~7:38 Shrek themed wedding? 12:51 A$$ or t!ts?19:31 Why do you ghost someone?23:52 A recently single friend is pregnant - the dad? 18 years old28:17 My ex is creeping on my new girl32:44 Seeing a guy with a receding hairline38:42 Do you know the muffin man?39:05 What cigarettes don't count?44:39 How to convince wife to love me?46:55 How to flirt with women as a woman?50:20 Is Sarah Psychic?1:00:20 Plugs _______________________________________________ 💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE Instagram: @lipservicecomedy Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutzGuest: @_fancyclown_______________________________________________ 📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:  👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666 _______________________________________________ 🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at 📍 East Austin Comedy Club🗓 Every Thursday ⏰ 9PM  Listen first. Then come see it live! Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features the dangerously employable SAMI BLUMENTHAL. Sami may lose her job for appearing on this podcast, but fortunately humiliation builds character and content. Together Kylie, Sarah, and Sami tackle the important questions facing modern society: should you become an Etsy witch, can a jealous boyfriend compete with a hot sexy cat, and is “fight fire with fire” still good advice if it gives you crabs?The gals also unpack one woman’s revenge plot against the man allegedly sleeping with half of Austin, the morality scale of egg-related assaults, and the theological implications of a pastor jerking off in front of mega church staff (“a pastor gets off”). Along the way: litter dick, hearwoman (the opposite of semen), surprise yolk attacks, remodeling trauma, born-again behavior, and the eternal question: balls or butt?Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.0:00 Intro2:08 Guest intro: Sami B14:41 Audience advice ~~~15:42 Jealous of my GF's cat19:21 Is an Etsy witch a good idea?25:17 Mega Church revenge28:40 My ex situationship…should I sleep with his hotter roommate?33:03 I yolked my friend's pants37:38 My brother got kicked out of college40:22 How often should you scratch & sniff?47:30 Is Sarah Psychic?1:02:40 Plugs_______________________________________________ 💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE Instagram: @lipservicecomedy Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutzGuest: @iamsamibee _______________________________________________ 📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show: 👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666 _______________________________________________ 🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at 📍 East Austin Comedy Club 🗓 Every Thursday ⏰ 9PM Listen first. Then come see it live! Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

We’ve reached episode 10 of the Lip Service Podcast and honestly? We had to celebrate. This week we’re joined by our good friend TAYLOR JAMES (from Idaho), and things get… spiritual. The trio attempts to determine who is most connected to the source... and let’s just say, the answer may involve childhood head trauma and a well-placed pencil.Together, the gang tackles your problems including: manifesting better men (or at least less terrible ones), falling in love in under a week (with a gun-loving American while you’re Canadian… tough break), whether people are actually okay being alone, post-divorce hoe math, getting played by a “famous” finance bro, convincing your wife to move to Texas, and what to do when your coworker steals your entire personality. Plus: friend-zone heartbreaks, Lady Gaga vs. your relationship, and a psychic showdown that absolutely no one asked for.Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.0:00 Intro2:08 Guest: Taylor9:29 Audience Advice ~~~9:56 Bad taste in men14:58 5-day love crisis19:05 Being alone???24:26 Divorce → hoe phase28:39 Finance bro menace34:16 Move to Texas38:25 Guy friend heartbreak43:17 Style stealers46:07 Gaga vs. me48:37 Is Sarah Psychic?57:24 Plugs_______________________________________________ 💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE Instagram: @lipservicecomedy Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutzGuest: @taylorjamesidaho _______________________________________________ 📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show: 👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666 _______________________________________________ 🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at 📍 East Austin Comedy Club 🗓 Every Thursday ⏰ 9PM Listen first. Then come see it live! Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features TWO very special guests: US! That's right, the cohosts that have brought you everything from wolf shirts to anal are back to do it all over again. But this time? They'll only have themselves to rely on. Luckily, both these broads love yapping. Together the dynamic duo tack topics including: is it ever okay to sleep with your married boss (even if you're ugly), what to do if your ex unblocks your number but not his heart, and how to assist a friend who has become internet infamous. Not to mention: high school coach and/or husband antics, girl ghosting operations, hip hub trauma, crushing crushes, and the horrors of a kind girlfriend. And in a final twist, Kylie steps into her new wolfy powers while Sarah gives her psychic connection some much needed rest.Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.0:00 Intro2:37 Guest intro: US!9:09 Audience advice ~~~9:42 Can you sleep with your boss if you're ugly?12:30 Worst vs best first date in Austin19:52 Traumatized by East Austin21:50 Should I tell my friend his crush doesn't like him?24:10 This girl I'm texting hasn't responded to the last two messages27:22 Ex texted to say hi and then blocked me again31:10 I don't like how my girlfriend treats me34:55 Should I believe my husband? (or the 17 yo texting him)39:05 Friend drunkenly gave a street review.. it's bad42:38 Back at home, how to top van life in Hawaii?54:24 Is Kylie Psychic?_______________________________________________💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICEInstagram: @lipservicecomedyHosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz_______________________________________________📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONSHave a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:👉 Submission form linked below & in our biohttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666_______________________________________________🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOWLip Service is a live comedy advice show at📍 East Austin Comedy Club🗓 Every other Thursday • ⏰ 9PMListen first. Then come see it live!Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features a very special guest: Kylie’s BOYFRIEND comedian Nik Oka. Tensions are high, boundaries are low, and Sarah's psychic abilities are questioned for the first time. Together, they tackle audience questions that spiral from workplace ethics to full-blown skywriting revenge plots.Topics include: the business of open relationships, what exactly is a gooch (and should you know by 28?), and whether you should move countries to live with your newly divorced, freshly out boss. Plus: a surgeon Twitch-streaming mid-operation, accidental cuckolding logistics, forensic eyeliner investigations, and the age-old question: are chemtrails real, or are we just asking the wrong people?Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.0:00 Intro1:49 Guest intro: Nik Oka12:30 Audience question: Reporting a coworker for FaceTiming (or… streaming surgery?)17:33 Audience question: Roommate sex you can hear21:27 Audience question: Open relationship jealousy (it’s just business, toots)29:44 Audience question: What is a gooch?32:42 Audience question: Best friend won’t leave toxic ex38:51 Audience question: Move abroad with your boss?44:21 Audience question: Mystery eyeliner investigation50:19 Audience question: Cheating ex strikes again53:24 Audience question: Chemtrails intervention54:24 Is Sarah Psychic?1:05:40 Plugs_______________________________________________💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICEInstagram: @lipservicecomedyHosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutzGuest: @nikokacomedy_______________________________________________📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONSHave a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:👉 Submission form linked below & in our biohttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666_______________________________________________🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOWLip Service is a live comedy advice show at📍 East Austin Comedy Club🗓 Every other Thursday • ⏰ 9PMListen first. Then come see it live!Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

00:00 Introduction04:24 Introducing Rafael Cruz10:07 Audience Advice23:14 Special Pop-in!47:50 Is Sarah Psychic?56:28 Final Plugs_______________________________________________💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICEInstagram: @lipservicecomedyHosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutzGuest: @rafaelcruzcomedy _______________________________________________📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONSHave a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:👉 Submission form linked below & in our biohttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666_______________________________________________🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOWLip Service is a live comedy advice show at📍 East Austin Comedy Club🗓 Every Thursday • ⏰ 9PMListen first. Then come see it live!Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

Episode 6 of the LIP SERVICE PODCAST features homie, comic, and moonlighting philosopher DAYLEN MENDONCA! We talk about some real life stuff, from credit scores, to how we are all our dads’ semen, to whether or not Daylen can read. We cover crucial topics like “Can Daylen read?” and how to avoid finding yourself on a one-way trip to Resentmenton. Kylie and Sarah teach Daylen about Toxic Shock Syndrome, and together we figure out a plan for what to do if your hookup’s kitchen is filled with pervy cockroaches. Plus: what is solipsism? And how do you know when it’s time to end a relationship?Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications._______________________________________________💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICEInstagram: @lipservicecomedyHosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutzGuest: @daylen_mendonca _______________________________________________📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONSHave a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:👉 Submission form linked below & in our biohttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666_______________________________________________🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOWLip Service is a live comedy advice show at📍 East Austin Comedy Club🗓 Every Thursday • ⏰ 9PMListen first. Then come see it live!Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

The incredibly cool PRIYA BLUNTS joins the LIP SERVICE podcast this week! We do a pretty thorough deep dive on the beautiful abomination that is the French Bulldog before diving into your questions. Topics include: Should you give your avoidant ex the time of day? What ever happened to intergenerational pornography? Why are men always threatening to make women squirt these days? Plus, what to do when your boss controls when you pee, and when everyone’s been to India but you. And during IS SARAH PSYCHIC, Priya asks the ancient and mystical tarot a profound and singular question: “Does he like me?”Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.0:00 Intro7:05 Guest intro: Priya Blunts20:20 Audience question: I'm in love with my best friend's dad...26:03 Audience question: Second text was "let's just have sex"35:17 Audience question: Should I tell my friend her crush doesn't like her?39:27 Audience question: Any tips for dealing with a micro...46:44 Audience question: Avoidant ex wants to hang out and I kinda want to go51:22 Audience question: What is the statute of limitations on Siblings (????)53:02 Is Sarah Psychic?1:06:02 Plugs_______________________________________________💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICEInstagram: @lipservicecomedyHosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutzGuest: ⁠ ⁨ @priyablunts  _______________________________________________📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONSHave a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:👉 Submission form linked below & in our biohttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666_______________________________________________🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOWLip Service is a live comedy advice show at📍 East Austin Comedy Club🗓 Every other Thursday • ⏰ 9PMListen first. Then come see it live!Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features CAMERON ILLIG, an ageless and timeless comic shockingly from Florida. Kylie and Sarah thoroughly inspect his webbed feet before diving into questions leftover from the live show. Topics include: Is Paddington 2 really anti-prison? How much lying to your family is too much lying to your family? What does YOUR loofah say about your sexual preferences? And most importantly: does Cam have a booger in his nose? Plus: Netflix and Chilling with your mom, and heated rivalry for really old people. No, even older than that. And in this week’s IS SARAH PSYCHIC, Cam gets in touch with his feminine side to secure a new job!Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.0:00 Intro2:21 Guest intro: Cameron Illig9:17 Audience question: Nose hair despair13:36 Audience question: Avoiding awkwardness with mom19:29 Audience question: Friend rage baits when drunk26:21 Audience question: Self-destructive friend wants to move here33:15 Audience question: Lying to my BF's parents39:34 Audience question: Just found out my Gma was a swinger47:46 Is Sarah Psychic???59:22 Plugs_______________________________________________💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICEInstagram: @lipservicecomedyHosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutzGuest:  ⁨@cameronillig1267⁩  _______________________________________________📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONSHave a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:👉 Submission form linked below & in our biohttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666_______________________________________________🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOWLip Service is a live comedy advice show at📍 East Austin Comedy Club🗓 Every other Thursday • ⏰ 9PMListen first. Then come see it live!Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

The LIP SERVICE podcast is back again! Kylie and Sarah are joined by retired hot air balloonist and comedian Anthony Pappaly. In this episode: A boyfriend at girls night — is nothing sacred? Plus, why are run clubs so horny? And are migraines even real tho?Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications._______________________________________________💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICEInstagram: @lipservicecomedyHosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutzGuest: @anthonypappaly_______________________________________________📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONSHave a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly). Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:👉 Submission form linked below & in our biohttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666_______________________________________________🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOWLip Service is a live comedy advice show at📍 East Austin Comedy Club🗓 Every other Thursday⏰ 9PMListen first. Then come see it live!Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-tickets-1317795655279

In this episode of LIP SERVICE, Kylie and Sarah kick it with Austin comic HEATHER KEITH! We offer her unsolicited diagnoses and recall some bad advice we’ve given lately before diving into YOUR questions. We tackle some big ideas, like can gay men clap hands, or only cheeks? What if Jesus jacked off? Is living secretly in someone’s home good revenge? And will Heather be, as the tarot promises, the King of Handjobs (at least in February)? Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications._______________________________________________💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICEInstagram: @lipservicecomedyHosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutzGuest: @adultkiddo _______________________________________________📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONSHave a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:👉 Submission form linked below & in our biohttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666_______________________________________________🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOWLip Service is a live comedy advice show at📍 East Austin Comedy Club🗓 Every other Thursday • ⏰ 9PMListen first. Then come see it live!Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-tickets-1317795655279

In this inaugural episode of LIP SERVICE, Kylie and Sarah get a taste of southern comfort with show regular *Avery Anne*. Join us as we revisit old Lip Service questions and offer fresh advice on classic conundrums, like: “uber blow job?” and “I lust after him even though he sued me.” Along the way, we cover deep philosophical quandaries such as:- Is being punctual a product of anxiety or growing up in proximity to trains?- Is Zac Efron making the women of Austin sad?- And since we’re already full of microplastics should we just get boob jobs? Plus: should we forgive our parents or what?Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.NOTE: Sorry for the sound quality drop off at ~30mins. Our microSD card filled up but I have since ordered a replacement so will NOT happen again! XOXO_______________________________________________💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICEInstagram: @lipservicecomedyHosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutzGuest: @iamaveryanne_______________________________________________📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONSHave a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:👉 Submission form linked below & in our biohttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQ_______________________________________________🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOWLip Service is a live comedy advice show at📍 East Austin Comedy Club🗓 Every other Thursday • ⏰ 9PMListen first. See it live. Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-tickets-1317795655279