Lost in Asteria

The group is chasing after the pirate goldbeard. Running through the jungle they find in distress. Tangled by Galdrics mind control spell but eager to escape he is forced to make a hard choice. The Rainbow Rift…Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

After negotiating with the pirate Goldbeard and threatening him with a court case, the group proceeds their journey to his promised treasure island. Will looting it be easy, or does Goldbeard have a trick up his (handless) sleeve? A lot of weird things are happening:Gerbert being a helpful intern?Astro speaking 6+ languages? Multiple people unnecessarily trying to pet a giant squid?Tune in to see if the group gets eaten or not! Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

Oh no! Our heroes have been attacked again! Who'd a thunk? This time they are  fooled by pirates and meet battle out on the open sea, something they are... clearly not quite used to. New and familiar faces show up, cannonballs are incoming, and decisions have to be made swiftly! Who takes a cannonball to the chest? Who ends up with a mouth full of seawater? (and why is the answer to both always Risus?)Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

Last time on Lost in Asteria, our heroes faced the sinister Dr. Hilliard, defeating him, transforming him into a frog, and freeing a tormented soul in the process. With Hilliard’s lair reduced to ash in a fiery sewer inferno, the party now turns their sights toward Lylithia in the Desolate Plains.Their mission: recover one of the six pieces of the legendary stick, a weapon said to have the power to end the reign of the evil king. But they’re not alone in this race. As shadows gather and old bonds resurface, the Zodiac Club seeks the help of a familiar ally: Mark the Necromancer Jr.Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

After defeating Dr. Hilliard, the group finds itself in a predicament. Alfred, Charles’s old friend, is trapped in a sword. The evil Dr. Hilliard is trapped in a frog, and the frog is trapped in a soul stone.Somehow, they must clean up their bodieswapping, soul-shifting mess and move on to save Asteria. Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The Zodiac Club attempts to sneak into the sewers beneath the city of Lylithia to locate the bandits’ hideout, destroy the Emotioninator, and stop Dr. Hilliard from taking over the world. But on their way down, they stumble upon an elf in a bottle, the crime organization’s intern, Gerbert von Fizzlebank, and a set of strange papers. They soon realize something much more serious is going on… Tax evasion!Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The gang delivers the egg they retrieved from the spirit realm to the otters and say goodbye to a dear friend before moving on to the Desolate Plains, helped along the way by a bit of nifty forest magic. In the stark plains, they run into an odd helper of Asteria itself before heading to the city of Lylithia. Here, a moving stone, a drug dealer, and a senile badger enter a bar - along with our heroes. Tune in to find out what happens! Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

After discovering that the thief who stole Strixx's egg had changed their appearance to resemble Nimeon, the group must hurry to find them before anything worse happens. Along the way, they may uncover the true reason behind the egg's theft—or perhaps an even darker secret awaits.Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The group has entered the Spirit Realm in search of Strix' egg that the otters suspect has been stolen. Here, to everyone's surprise, Risus reunites with a helpful acquaintance and learns that he is a wanted man (or tiefling)! This makes moving through the foreign realm difficult for the team, and it is not without obstacles. Who is after Risus and why? Is Galdric carrying the team? Does Astro feel insecure about his lack of facial hair? Find answers to the above questions and so much more in this episode! Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The group leaves Sendalia and heads towards the Desolate Plains in hopes of learning more about Risus' past and recover his lost emotions. They quickly find that long distance travelling in the desert is no simple task - especially not when provisions are disappearing! Who is stealing their supplies? And now that they need to take a detour in order to replenish them, how is there suddenly a fully fledged forest in the middle of the desert? And wait - where did their caravans go? Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The group heads back to Sendalia, armed with photographic evidence of Mr. Rob from the Twilight Conclave sabotaging the trains. But reaching the Queen isn’t so simple—they first have to outrun pursuers through the streets of Rowena’s underground. And even if they make it in time, there’s still one major challenge left: keeping Arikhas' snark from completely derailing their showdown with Mr. Rob. Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

After reuniting with their old friend Grit in the desert, the party sets out to explore an abandoned factory buried beneath the sands. Harmony Haven—where Risus allegedly lost his emotions—holds secrets and dangers alike. But when Galdric accidentally strips away all of Charles’ emotions except rage, tensions erupt into a heated clash between Charles and Arikhas. As if the conflict wasn’t enough, the group must also face a sudden horde of zombies. Will they hold it together long enough to survive? Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The group faces off against the spirit of Pandora for an intense second battle! While their combat skills are holding up, their Charisma rolls? Not so much.This episode also marks the farewell of our guest player Maria from the podcast Frygtelig Fascinerende. We're so grateful she joined us for this adventure and hope to have her back in the future!Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

This holiday season, the party is hired for a heist like no other. A shadowy toy company has tasked them with infiltrating Santa's Workshop to uncover the secrets of his toy distribution empire. Their mission? Steal the magic, disable the operation, and maybe—just maybe—take out the big guy himself.This oneshot is inspired by "Night Before Wintermas" by the user "jmanc" from reddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/DnDBehindTheScreen/comments/5fijif/free_christmas_oneshot/?rdt=37394 Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The Zodiac Club faces relentless stone golems in a battle that pushes them to their limits. With danger closing in, strategic decisions and daring magic become their only hope for survival. As tensions rise, the group finds themselves in a mysterious hall of mirrors, where personal demons and hidden dangers lurk in the shadows.Will they overcome the trials ahead, or will the darkness claim them? Tune in for a thrilling mix of high-stakes combat, emotional revelations, and a twist you won’t see coming.Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The group ventures deep into Medusa’s dungeon, navigating deadly traps and solving intricate puzzles at every turn. But amidst the challenges, Astrolan can’t shake the feeling that something about Enil is... off. Is it possible he’s seen her somewhere before?As they draw closer to Medusa, the group begins to uncover pieces of Enil’s mysterious past. Will these revelations strengthen their resolve—or complicate their mission even further?Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

With the Queen's guidance, they learn the location of Medusa’s lair. But before setting off, they’re compelled by the local crime lord Rowena to bring along one of her henchmen—a young woman named Enil, who appears to be suffering from amnesia.However on their way there they first have to bury their good friend Buddy relative. Which goes somewhat great...This episode features the ever-brilliant Maria from the podcast Frygtelig Fascinerende as a guest player. It’s always a delight to see what surprises she brings to the table!Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

After months apart, the group finally reunites with their old friend and travel companion, Astrolan Moonshadow. But things aren’t quite as they remember—Astrolan is caught up in a rather sticky situation.Before continuing their journey to Medusa’s lair, the group must pay another visit to the Book Club. Unfortunately, the club seems to have gotten themselves tangled in a mimic-filled predicament. Can the group lend a hand without getting bitten?Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The group finally puts an end to the vampire threat—but not without resorting to the most ridiculous and inefficient methods Asteria has ever seen.When it comes to Rowena, their plans take an unexpected turn. Instead of capturing her, they strike an unusual deal as they delve deeper into the secrets of the Mazekeepers. But is this alliance with Rowena truly the right path forward?There’s only one way to find out...Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The Zodiac club encounters their first vampire. Luckily they all stay calm and handle the situation in a controlled manner... Which mostly consist of Charles roaming vampire fandom websites.Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The group encounters the quirky Book Club and their eccentric leader, Professor Silverquil—who has, unfortunately, turned himself into a cat. This transformation unleashes Charles’ relentless barrage of cat puns, much to everyone's amusement (or dismay).After some feline-filled banter, the group gains access to the lower level of the Mazekeepers’ hideout via the Book Club’s secret tunnels. Their mission? Bring Rowena to Police Captain Isolde. If they succeed, they’ll finally earn an audience with the queen and uncover the location of the next artifact piece.Will they claw their way to victory, or is the mission doomed to be a cat-astrophe?Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The group confronts Rowena, the fierce and formidable orc who rules the underground of Pharagos. She's dangerous, she's furious, and she’s not going down without a fight. But for reasons unknown, Arikhas seems strangely drawn to her—much to the confusion of everyone else.As the party battles a powerful villain, Arikhas is left to wrestle with her own emotions. Will they emerge victorious, or will feelings complicate their fight?Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The group has found themselves in a tough spot. Their beloved pet hill giant, Buddy, has accidentally uncovered a terrible secret they've been keeping from him. Heartbroken and angry, Buddy runs away, only to fall into the clutches of a dangerous mercenary group known as the Mazekeepers. The Mazekeepers plans to sell Buddy at an auction, leaving the group with a daunting challenge: How will they rescue Buddy and explain the truth to him before it's too late? Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The Zodiac Club finds themselves in Sendalia, a city in the middle of a desert. They do not know the whereabouts of Medusa and decide to do some favors around the city in exchange for information. Quickly, they get their first job as interrogation experts and go to the local bar, Dunes and Tunes, to carry out their assignment. And everything goes south from there... Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

This time, the Zodiac Club encounters some mysterious rails in the middle of the desert. As they find some guards from a local city buried in the sands, they decide to reanimate them. However, the desert spirits don't approve of this decision. What would you do? Fight or talk your way out of it? In this episode music from the artist Baryogenesis was used and you can find more of his music on: SoundcloudMost of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The Zodiac Club is leaving the North after saving the people from the influence of the Twilight Conclave. But where should they go now? With no clues about the location of the rest of the artifact, they seek knowledge from the elders of Cryophoros. They also finally realize why people in Cryophoros are always in the bushes. Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

 Nicolas Chatterton has run away from the group to warn the Twilight Conclave of their plans. The group is chasing right behind him and is led directly into a trap set by the Twilight Conclave. This is the final showdown in the north. Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

In this episode, the group ventures into an abandoned tyramit mine, now inhabited by Myconids. The spores from these mushroom beings have a mesmerizing effect, causing the group's minds to drift away from their worries and goals. Can they resist the mine's alluring atmosphere and find their way out?Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The group is making their way to the cave but quickly finds themselves in a tricky situation involving mushroom people. Meanwhile, Arikahs is tracking the group's footsteps using the sparse information they left in their note. It doesn't take long, though, before Arikahs has a terrible curling accident... Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

 The group moves onward to the Minas mines, looking for white tyramit. However, Buddy's abilities to play curling have a surprising impact on the adventure, and at last, the group finds themselves in another sticky situation. Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

After a wild night, the group wakes up in a strange room with a guest tied up on the floor and Arikahs missing. As they unravel the events of the previous evening, they discover a tantalizing lead: the location of an ancient abandoned mine rumored to hold the coveted white Tyramit, a rare and precious resource. They hastily devise a plan to explore the mine, and executes it poorly... Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

Lost in the city at 3 am, Galdric stumbles upon a mysterious potion shop. Meanwhile, Risus spots a wizard lizard. Charles gets drunk, leading to failed strength checks all around. Business as usual, really. Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

To save Risus from the grip of Pandora's curse, Silas and Risus embark on a perilous journey atop Buddy's back, while Galdric follows closely behind. Meanwhile, back at the Inn, Arikahs and Charles find themselves in the company of Nicolas Chatterton. As Arikahs takes charge of the interrogation, the scene unfolds with its typical intensity and intrigue. Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

After clashing with Malakar, the group takes divergent paths. Charles seeks medical attention at a luxurious inn in Cryophoros, where an encounter with a necromancer alters his life. Meanwhile, the remaining members return to their inn, aiming to interrogate Malakar. It goes pretty much exactly as you would expect.Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

As the group inspect the ever-ice in the center of Cryophoros, an old acquaintance arrives. Buddy, their pet hill giant, fail a charisma save and hell breaks loose. Despite the chaos, the group does end up being one step closer to collecting Apollos and Artemis' artifact.Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

A brawl erupts on the first floor, while Charles and Arikahs bravely enter the pet parade competition with their adorable but disobedient rabbit. Meanwhile, Risus embarks on a daring mission to recruit a tiefling waiter into their union, hence further splitting the party. As the Dungeon Master struggles to keep up with the diverging storylines, the stage is set for a classic DnD session. Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

Embarking on an undercover mission at Cryophoros' prestigious dog parade, our protagonists find themselves woefully unprepared—lacking a solid plan, appropriate attire, and even a furry companion to partake in the competition. However, they recall a local merchant in the form of Grit, a man of the road. Through spirited negotiation and shrewd bargaining, they secure the necessary elements for their ruse and infiltrate the mayor's opulent ball. Yet, as the event unfolds, unforeseen obstacles emerge. It all goes well until it doesn't...  Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

In the bustling city of Cryophoros, our group becomes entangled with a rebellious faction and their clandestine operations. Motivated by the possibility that these rebels possess knowledge of a cure for the Risus' sickness, our protagonists reluctantly agree to assist. Soon, they find themselves immersed in a high-stakes undercover mission, infiltrating a local dog parade to gather evidence exposing the corrupt practices of the city's mayor. Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

 In this episode, the Zodiac Club leaves the haunted castle behind and heads towards Cryophoros. However, they are frequently interrupted by a mailman from Asterias Postal Service, who seems to have rather important letters for Astrolan Moonshadow. They also learn about the whereabouts of the next part of Apollo's and Artemis' artifact. Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

In this riveting episode, the Zodiac Club faces their most formidable challenge yet as they confront a malevolent spirit that has besieged them within the eerie confines of a castle.  Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

In this holiday special, the Zodiac Club discovers Santa's sleigh crashed in the snow and immediately rallies to assist old Saint Claus. However, as the story unfolds, it becomes evident that Santa is facing even more challenges than initially assumed. Join us for a festive tale of unexpected twists and the Zodiac Club's heartwarming efforts to save Christmas! Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

This time the Zodiac club needs to defeat a cyclops that holds Odyfuss, Frigel and his men captured inside a cave. While that seems like a difficult task, it turns out dividing the loot afterwards is the real battle....Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

Malakar launches a vengeful assault, threatening to eliminate Risus once and for all. Meanwhile, the carefully laid plans for negotiations with the union unravel in unexpected ways. As the characters navigate the twists and turns of the unfolding drama, a mysterious presence lurks behind the canyon walls, whispering secrets... Strap in for a rollercoaster of emotions and suspense in this latest installment of Lost in AsteriaMost of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

In this episode, the Zodiac club is finally entering the secret part of Apollo's temple to find whatever treasure they might discover. Also, the Tiefling Union is going great... Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

 Our adventurers gear up for a treacherous journey to the northern realms. Their first stop is the renowned "Mulligans Genius in a Bottle," a local shop recommended by Astrolan, to stock up on essential equipment. Leaving the safety of Havenspire behind, they confront the daunting challenges of the unforgiving desert-like terrain. Determined to overcome the harsh environment, our heroes stumble upon a nearby archaeological excavation site, hoping to acquire transport animals for their perilous expedition. However, the unexpected happens when Risus Plas decides to take the initiative and sparks the formation of a workers' union among the dig's laborers. Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

In the debut episode of "Lost In Asteria," we embark on a thrilling journey within the mystical city of Havenspire. Six lost souls stumble upon fragments of an immensely powerful weapon, propelling them into an unforgettable adventure that will leave a lasting mark on their lives. Join us as we dive into a captivating tale of discovery, danger, and destiny.Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

Trailer for "Lost In Asteria," an amateur DnD podcast centered around a group of people traveling the world of Asteria in search of great power and riches.Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".You can find their amazing music on patreon:https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts