Probably Cancelled Podcast

On this episode of The Probably Cancelled Podcast, we welcome World Series MVP, professional hitter-ruiner, and owner of one of the filthiest changeups in human history—Cole Hamels. We talk about the streaming debacle facing pro sports today, gambling in sports, and whether Derek or Cole was the better hitter and better Ranger left handed bandit. Cole also gives us his take on analytics vs feel, robo-umps creeping into the game, and why some of today’s young stars might be a little too polished… and maybe a little too comfortable. Of course, we had to get into his time with the Texas Rangers, what fans don’t see behind the scenes, and whether today’s game would make him even more dominant… or just more annoyed. Meanwhile, Derek tries to convince everyone he could still hit a Hamels changeup (he can’t), Jack asks at least one question that immediately gets us flagged internally, and somehow we end up debating whether MLB is becoming a video game with better uniforms. Oh, and we throw Laura Robeson in the mix for good measure cause Brady's out on family leave [love you buddy]. It’s baseball, it’s chaos, it’s slightly irresponsible—and honestly, it might get us cancelled. Enjoy.

On this episode of The Probably Cancelled Podcast (aka the PCP), we’re joined by Rob O'Neill… yeah, that Rob O’Neill. The man who was part of the mission that took out Osama bin Laden somehow agreed to sit down with us—which really raises questions about his decision-making, not ours. We talk about the raid, the pressure, the chaos, and what it’s like to be forever known as “the guy who did that,” while we sit here being known as “the guys who barely booked the guest correctly.” It’s a real meeting of minds. Naturally, we also do what we do best—mix world-changing history with completely unnecessary nonsense. There are serious moments, ridiculous moments, and at least a few times where we realize we should probably act more professional… and then immediately don’t. It’s one of the most legendary guests we’ve ever had—and somehow still one of the least professional episodes we’ve ever done. Enjoy.

On this episode of The Probably Cancelled Podcast (aka the PCP), it’s Episode 31: and we have LISTENER FEEDBACK—which is a fancy way of saying “we handed the microphone to the internet and immediately regretted it.” Returning to the hot seat is Lindsey Graham aka The Patriot Barbie, because apparently she didn’t suffer enough the first time and agreed to come back for round two. Respect. The real star of this episode, though, is you guys—the listeners. We read through your feedback, and it turns out you’re all very talented… at roasting us. There are compliments in there somewhere too, but they’re mostly surrounded by emotional damage, sarcasm, and suggestions that we “maybe stop talking.” We take it all in stride, of course. Some of it we laugh at. Some of it hurts our feelings. And some of it we pretend is “constructive criticism” so we can sleep at night. [puts down the knife] It’s brutally honest, unintentionally hilarious, and a reminder that our audience is equal parts supportive and aggressively disappointed in us. Just how we like it.

On this episode of the Probably Cancelled Podcast (aka the PCP), we’re joined by Lindsey Graham—and no, not the senator, relax. This is The Patriot Barbie, and she’s got stories. The Left has not been kind to this woman.  We get into the totally normal, totally reasonable experience of having your businesses almost burned down in Oregon (just your average Yelp review out there), and how that little situation helped guide her to the promised land—Texas, where the gas is cheap and the opinions are not. But Freedom is plentiful.  Meanwhile, Derek Holland updates us on his transition into professional golf, and whether the tour has accepted him yet. And Brady casually brings up his “oh yeah, I’m on CBS now” moment like it’s no big deal, which it obviously is, but we’ll let him pretend to be humble. But in reality we're all so excited for him.  Oh—and Lindsey brought us a gift. Which is either incredibly thoughtful… or a strategic move to ensure we don’t get cancelled mid-episode. Jury’s still out. It’s stories, chaos, questionable career choices, and just enough patriotism to keep things spicy. Business as usual.

Episode 29 — featuring Hailey Ostrom This episode proves one thing: we should not be allowed on a golf course. We’re joined by golf & lifestyle influencer, and ambassador of the game: Hailey Ostrom, who makes the game look effortless… while we make it look like a public safety hazard. We talk about how she built her brand, life as a golf creator, and the mental side of the game—while the rest of us confidently describe swings that should be investigated. There’s bad golf advice, unearned confidence, and just enough chaos to get us banned from any country club. Hailey was an eagle. We were… par. Watch the whole episode. Your golf game won’t improve—but you’ll feel better about it.

Episode 28 — featuring Alex Stein Ladies and gentlemen, lock up your city council and hide your microphones… because internet firestarter and professional line-crosser Alex Stein is in the building, and he absolutely delivers. If you know Alex, you know he’s not just trolling for laughs—he’s mastered the art of saying what everyone’s thinking in the exact place you’re not supposed to say it. From his first viral moment to becoming one of the most recognizable disruptors on the internet and his love affair with AOC, we get into how he built his platform by walking straight into the chaos… and somehow coming out on top. We dive into government corruption, the power of viral moments, and the strategy behind what Alex does—because there’s a lot more intention there than people realize. And yes, we get into some of the wild situations he’s found himself in while confronting the most unhinged corners of society face-to-face. It’s bold, it’s fearless, and it’s honestly impressive he hasn’t been chased out of more buildings. This episode is high energy, unpredictable, and flat-out hilarious. Alex brings the heat the entire time, and it’s easy to see why he’s built such a massive following doing exactly what he does best—pushing buttons and owning the moment. We had an absolute blast with him—and yeah, we’re already ready for round two.

Episode 27 of Probably Cancelled Podcast is not safe for group chats, workplace speakers, or anyone who still thinks “nothing to see here” is a personality. Jack Savage, Derek Holland, and Brady Matthews are joined by guest host Laura Robeson — a Dallas-area police officer who actually understands investigations, evidence, and how files are supposed to work. Which makes this episode especially awkward for anyone connected to the saga of Jeffrey Epstein. Yes. We go heavy on the Epstein files. We break down: What makes a case like this so suspicious to actual law enforcement Why “missing details” always seem to be missing in the same direction How power, money, and influence warp investigations And what everyday Americans get wrong about how these cases should unfold Laura brings real-world policing insight. Jack brings gasoline. Derek brings the “are we sure we want to say this?” energy. Brady brings the calm voice of reason—which lasts about six minutes. It’s sharp. It’s uncomfortable. It’s probably getting screenshotted somewhere. If you’ve ever read the headlines and thought, “There’s no way that’s the full story,” this episode is for you. If you haven’t… you will after this. Watch the whole thing. Because sunlight is the best disinfectant—and we brought floodlights.

🔥 EPISODE 26 — 100 TEXTS AND SEAN WEARS A DRESS 🔥 Alright folks — this one’s simple: Text the Patriot Mobile LifeLine at 469-444-0505. If 100 courageous souls send that number a text… Sean will wear a dress on the next show. (And yes, we have very specific dress requirements.) 📱 Text it. Screenshot it. Bribe your neighbor to text it. Just help Sean face his fabric fears. Or is it his dream? But if that doesn’t motivate you… we also cover: 💥 IRAN — Because geopolitics is way more fun when it’s explosive. ✈️ Bombings — Not the video game kind (although there’s a new one this week too). ⚖️ The War Powers Act — Who can bomb who and why is this even complicated? 🎮 The drop of Resident Evil Requiem — the latest survival-horror entry making gamers scream louder than Sean in a tutu. It’s chaos. It’s comedy. It’s policy, explosions, and pixelated zombies all in one episode. Get ready — and text that number… before Sean has to match his wardrobe to his dignity level. 😅

Episode 25 of Probably Cancelled Podcast is what happens when three semi-professional troublemakers sit down with a guy who’s actually done cool stuff. This week, Jack Savage Derek Holland and Brady Matthews welcome actor, writer, singer, and fellow podcaster Matthew Marsden—a man who has survived Hollywood, war movies, and (most impressively) the internet. You’ve seen Matthew in Black Hawk Down and Transformers, but in this episode you’ll see the side Hollywood doesn’t put in the trailer. We dive into his documentary Finding Noah, and how he got cancelled during Covid. Matthew brings the perspective of a guy who’s been inside the machine—and isn’t afraid to critique it. Jack tries to keep things profound. Brady tries to keep things off the rails. And Derek just wants to know: Did you find the Ark? No one fully succeeds. Well, Brady might've. It’s thoughtful. It’s unfiltered. It’s occasionally dangerous to your group chat. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when faith, fame, free speech, and Michael Bay explosions collide—this episode delivers. Watch the whole thing. If we’re getting cancelled, we’re at least doing it with a guy who’s survived actual helicopters.

Episode 24 of Probably Cancelled Podcast is the one that gets us flagged, shadowbanned, and possibly audited. Jack Savage and Brady Matthews welcome comedian and professional rabbit-hole enthusiast Sam Tripoli, the man behind Tin Foil Hat Podcast, for an episode that goes FULL blackhand. And when we say heavy… we mean “clear your afternoon and maybe your browser history” heavy. Sam pulls up with the conspiracies loaded like a Costco cart during doomsday prep. Secret societies? Covered. Government psy-ops? Obviously. The shadowy forces pulling the strings? Allegedly. Jack tries to keep it grounded. Brady tries to keep it together. Sam tries to connect dots that may or may not exist. Somewhere between laughter and existential dread, the boys dive deep into: The Files... you know the one's we're talking about. The Nancy Guthrie case. And all things Luciferian. Grab your tinfoil. Hide your WiFi router. And for legal reasons, this is comedy. Episode 24 might not get us cancelled… but it’s definitely putting us on a list.

Episode 23 — The Michael Jordan Episode (Yes, *because 23. Yes, we will forever make this joke. Yes, please laugh.) 🎙️ Probably Cancelled Podcast hits PRIME BASKETBALL ENERGY this week as Jade is BACK — and the boys are absolutely thrilled to have someone with actual common sense in the room again. First up — we tackle the truly bizarre question: Is the Pretti shooting AI? (…No, we don’t mean “Artificial Intelligence” — although at this point we’re legitimately asking if some algorithm wrote the script of that whole mess.) We break down the Minneapolis shooting that’s been dominating headlines, talk about how wild the narratives have been, and roast every tagline more aggressively than an overcaffeinated sports commentator. Then we descend head-first into the Sour Dough Community Gatekeeping Circus — because if there’s one thing more insufferable than people who correct your pronunciation of “quinoa,” it’s sour dough purists loudly proclaiming that gluten is their emotional support carb. Of course we hit the Super Bowl picks (yes, some of these are definitely wrong), and we kick around more “sportsy things” than we can fit in a tweet thread — including wildly confident predictions that will haunt us by Monday. And finally… in a move that could only happen on Probably Cancelled — we ask the big existential question: What does ChatGPT think about us and this podcast? Will AI bless us? Will it cancel us? Will it write our resignation letters? Only one way to find out. So tune in for a chaotic cocktail of news, sports, comedy, and utter nonsense. It’s like the internet in audio form — with fewer ads and more Jade yelling at Dutch.

Jade’s gone for one night and the boys immediately lose adult supervision. This week is Boys Night Trey, and we kick things off by talking about a Pretti popular topic. We talk shootings in Minnesota, and how the bar for being a decent person is apparently still too high for some people. No nuance. No sympathy. Just straight “miss us with this nonsense” energy. And Does Kash Patel need a copy of the Constitution? Then, because emotional whiplash is kind of our brand, we pivot hard into sports. Super Bowl talk, wildly confident takes that will age terribly, pitchers and catchers reporting (baseball salvation is nigh), and a bunch of other sportsy nonsense that feels important in the moment and definitely isn’t. And finally… we debut a brand-new theme song. Is it good? Probably not. Does it slap? Also probably not. Do the boys love it anyway? Unfortunately, yes. Oh — and Jade wasn’t there tonight, which we noticed immediately and complained about repeatedly. The vibes were off, the takes were worse, and we missed her. If you like dark humor, sports rambling, justified rage, and creative decisions no one asked for — this one’s for you. 🎙️🔥

Struck and Dutch have officially peaked—because this week, Dallas Stars goalie legend Marty Turco joins the show! That’s right, we’ve upgraded from barely functional podcasters to legitimate hockey interviewers (at least for an hour). We dive deep into Marty’s illustrious career, uncovering stories he probably wishes he could forget, and then force him to help us pick NFL playoff games—because who doesn’t want sports predictions from a hockey guy? Of course, the birthday segment gets weird (as always), and just when you think things can't get more chaotic, Jade says something so wild it might actually get us canceled. Seriously, we’re considering changing the show’s name to “Definitely Cancelled.” Want to yell at us, confess your love, or share your own questionable opinions? Hit up our call-in line at 469-444-0505. We might even answer… or we’ll just let Marty handle it. Sponsored by Patriot Mobile and HelpingAHero.org. Because without them, we’d still be recording this show in Dutch’s mom’s basement. Tune in. Laugh. Gasp. Maybe cringe. And remember: If you’re not offended by the end, you weren’t really listening.

Episode 20: Randy Couture and the Beginning of Season 3! Welcome back, dear listeners, to the Probably Cancelled Podcast! We're kicking off Season 3 with a bang as we dive into the world of Randy Couture, the six-time UFC champion and all-around legend. As we journey through his epic career, we’ll also have some fun at the expense of our beloved hosts. Brace yourselves as Derek Holland tries to keep up with Randy’s knockout stories and Brady Matthews attempts to out-punch the champ with his own quirky anecdotes. Spoiler: they might need a little extra training! So, grab your headphones, settle in, and get ready for a hilarious and insightful ride as we kick off another season of the Probably Cancelled Podcast!

It’s Boys Night… again. And somehow it’s even more unhinged than the first one. This week, it’s just the fellas: Brady Matthews, Dutch Holland, and Jack Savage holding down the fort while Jade is out doing whatever majestic-mysterious things Jade does. With zero supervision, the guys dive straight into the important issues of our time: • Lane Kiffin: Genius? Menace? Agent of chaos? • Turning Point USA conspiracy theories: Who’s pulling the strings, who’s getting canceled next, and is Erika Kirk actually genuine… or running a psy-ops TikTok ministry? • NFL Picks with the listeners: Who’s riding, who’s fading, and who’s about to ruin your parlay. It’s the purest form of the podcast: chaotic, hilarious, wildly off-topic, and guaranteed to make you question why you trust any of these men with a microphone. Tap in, subscribe, and buckle up — Boys Night is back and Probably Cancelled… again.

🔥 NEW EPISODE — The McLemore Boys Take Over the Studio (and Our Grill) 🔥 On this episode of the Probably Cancelled Podcast with Struck & Dutch, things get loud, patriotic, and absolutely delicious. We’re joined by the legendary McLemore boys from Fox News—professional cooks, professional characters, and all-around great Americans. These dudes didn’t just stop by… they rolled in with Wagyu steaks and turned the studio into a five-star smoke show. But that’s not all. The whole crew is in the house: Jack Savage stirring the pot, Brady Matthews roasting everyone in sight, Jade Struck bringing the fire, and Derek “Dutch” Holland trying to keep the chaos at MLB-level professionalism (he fails). We get into: 🏁 NASCAR stories that probably shouldn’t be public 🇺🇸 A little Mar-a-Lago madness 🥩 And a full breakdown of the greatest in-studio cookout in podcast history It’s wild, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to offend someone—so basically, it’s perfect. Tap in. Turn it up. And bring your appetite.

This week on The Probably Cancelled Podcast with Struck & Dutch, we sit down with the unstoppable, unbreakable, and always positive Shilo Harris. Shiloh takes us through his wild journey in the military, shares the heart behind his incredible work with Helping a Hero, and gives us an inside look at what it means to turn hardship into purpose. Then—because emotional depth is exhausting—we switch gears and make Shiloh pick NFL winners with us. Does he have insider knowledge? Psychic powers? A vendetta against certain quarterbacks? You’ll have to listen to find out. Packed with humor, heart, questionable sports takes, and at least one moment that will probably get us canceled (again), this is an episode you don’t want to miss. Tune in, buckle up, and let’s get probably canceled together. 🎙️🏈🔥

🎙️ Episode 15 — The Probably Cancelled Podcast | Featuring WILL CAIN (yes, that Will Cain) Strap in, folks. This episode is basically a road trip through Will Cain’s life — minus the questionable gas-station snacks. We’ve got North Texas roots, Pepperdine waves, snowy Montana ranch vibes, and a career path that somehow zig-zagged through CNN, ESPN, and eventually Fox News. In Episode 15, we sit down with Will Cain of WILL CAIN COUNTRY and Fox News to talk about: 🔥 His unlikely journey across America (geographically and ideologically) 🥋 Why he left law school to be a Montana ranch hand. 🏈 NFL Weekend Picks that may or may not age well 🎯 Charlie Kirk, cable news chaos, and the art of being un-cancellable (or… probably cancelled?) 🐎 Mountains, microphones, and the myth of the chill Montana lifestyle If you’ve ever wondered how a guy goes from debating policy to debating whether the Cowboys will ever win again, this is the episode for you. It’s funny. It’s spicy. It’s occasionally philosophical. And yes — we asked the questions you would probably get cancelled for. 👉 Hit play, hit subscribe, and prepare to question all your life choices. #ProbablyCancelled #WillCain #Podcast #FoxNews #ESPNTakes #NFLPicks #SpicyConversations

Look, I'm not going to sugar coat it for you... your toes I mean. I'm not going to sugar coat them. We talk toe sucking and why Jade thinks we're all prudes. We taste test some Egg Nog for the holidays. And we lose control and go off the rails. Shocker.  Come along for the ride.   

Things get a little unhinged. While the Jade is away... the boys will act out. We talk.... honestly - just watch. This is unhinged.

Welcome to Season 2 of Probably Cancelled. We've officially added Brady to the full time cast.  We talk Season 2, Death Threats against Brady for the Charlie painting, Halloween Movies, and then we just devolve.  Come along for the ride. 

On this episode of Probably Cancelled we talk tattoos, Single Jade, and should you be canceled for saying dumb shit on social media. 

We jump on live and talk about the assassination of Charlie Kirk

RIP THE ORGY ROOM | Probably Cancelled Podcast w/ Struck & Dutch Well folks, the dream is dead. The legendary Burning Man Orgy Room has officially been blown into the Nevada dust, and with it, a small piece of humanity’s hope. Don’t worry though—we’re here to pick up the pieces (not literally, that would be gross). In this episode of the Probably Cancelled Podcast, Struck & Dutch bravely tackle the world’s most pressing issues: The tragic destruction of Burning Man’s premier group activity venue 🪦 Cracker Barrel’s descent into “woke” chaos 🥞 Derek’s juicing routine to make his pee pee STRONG 💪🍊 Plus… whatever else spilled out of our unfiltered brains this week If you’re looking for serious journalism, you’re in the wrong place. But if you want to laugh, cringe, and question humanity right along with us—hit that play button. 👉 Subscribe before we actually get cancelled. 👉 Drop a comment: Would YOU rebuild the Orgy Room? #BurningMan #Podcast #Comedy #ProbablyCancelled

Today on the show, Brady & Derek deep dive into Nelly Furtado. We also chat about haunted hotels, and Nelly Furtado.  Don't forget Aug. 28th at Gallery DeFi in Dallas - come see Brady's art and comedy on display.  Thank you for your attention to this matter.  - the mgmt. 

We got all the updates and life updates for you. Today is a catch up episode. We check in with Jade on the road in Commiefornia. We talk future guests, and some Ranger baseball history. 

Oh boy. You're in for a treat. Combat Callie sits in for the DutchOven, and we sit down and talk to Vaughn Neville, aka The Man Spot, about life, his burned down trailer, and the Wife Spot drinking Solo Cups full of urine. We talk about his teeth, and Callie's boobs... is anything even real these days?

We sit down for the first time in our NEW STUDIO with Actor, Painter, Comedian Brady Matthews and talk about his days in Hollywood, painting for Theo Von, and break some sad news about a Chicago Cubs great. One of the funniest guys you'll ever meet... we had a blast with my good friend, and high school varsity football teammate: Brady Matthews.

Episode 4: We Live In A Simulation We sit down with Socialite Noelle Best and talk: dating app do's and don't's; and all the things Dutch does wrong in the dating world; conspiracy theories and get caught up on what's happening in Noelle's life... probably nothing interesting.  Grab your beer, grab some wine, grab a bourbon... this is a good one.

We sit down with current NHL'er, Carolina Hurricanes forward, and former Dallas Star, LOGAN STANKOVEN. We basically leave this whole podcast to our NHL insider Jade Struck. She knows all the in's and out's of every sport. I think you're going to love this one!

We hang out with Caleb Francis. And boy, what an hour you have ahead of you. We cover tattoos, Mark Hard Gym, Nicotine talk, and Duck Eggs. Buckle up.

Here's who we are, how we got here, and why we're doing this! Come along for the ride.