PODCAST · comedy
Rebrand Pending
by Kristen & Hazel
Who said we can’t do it all? (Okay, maybe society, but we’re ignoring them.)This podcast is anything but boring. Can we find Hazel husband #2 while Kristen builds her empire? Stay tuned. There will be laughs, there will be tears, and you just might learn something along the way.Still want more? Follow @RebrandPendingPod on Instagram.
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She Bet on Herself… Now What? One Year Later with Summer Cromwell
What actually happens after you quit your job, bet on yourself, and go all in?Summer Cromwell is back on the podcast for a raw, honest update on life after choosing full-time entrepreneurship. In her first episodes, she opened up about leaving her 9 to 5, building her coaching business, healing her relationship with her body, and learning to “embody her” before becoming her.Now we’re asking the real questions:Did it work?What changed?What got harder?What surprised her most?And would she do it again?In this episode, we talk about:The emotional reality of entrepreneurshipMoney pressure and mindset shiftsGrowth vs. alignmentSocial media authenticity in a clickbait worldEmbodiment, identity evolution, and stepping into your next levelRelationships, ambition, and building a life you actually wantIf you’ve ever dreamed of quitting your job, growing your business, becoming more confident, or stepping into the next version of yourself, this conversation is for you.This is not highlight reel entrepreneurship.This is the real story.Follow Summer:Instagram + TikTok + YouTube: @summacromieListen, share, and tag us with your biggest takeaway.
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The Best Mistakes We Ever Made
Kristen and Hazel talk about the best mistakes they’ve ever made.From questionable financial decisions and chaotic dating experiences to spontaneous life changes and hilarious stories from the past, they unpack the moments that might have looked like mistakes at the time but ended up shaping their lives in unexpected ways.Some mistakes lead to personal growth.Some turn into great stories.And some are just… objectively ridiculous.In this episode they discuss:The difference between mistakes and life lessonsRisky decisions that actually paid offDating choices that taught important boundariesLeaving jobs and moving cities without a planThe importance of trusting your gutAnd one very unexpected snowmobile storyIt’s a mix of reflection, humor, and the reminder that sometimes the “wrong” decision leads you exactly where you needed to go.Because not every mistake is actually a mistake.Chapters00:00 Morning Adventures and Sourdough Bread08:00 The Best Mistakes20:32 Snowmobile Cop Chase26:55 The Importance of Self-Care and Wellness35:00 Home Improvement and Future Plans40:21 Permits, Renovations, and Property Management50:08 Planning for the Future and Final Remarks
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Would You Rather: Career, Money, Relationships & Life Decisions
Kristen and Hazel play a round of Would You Rather, but the questions quickly turn into deeper conversations about life, career, money, and personal growth.What starts as simple choices turns into honest debates about things like:Outgrowing people vs staying comfortable in your current lifeWorking for yourself vs having a stable jobChoosing alignment vs choosing higher payThe trade-offs people make in relationships, careers, and lifestyleSome questions are light and funny, others get surprisingly deep, and a few reveal how differently people approach life decisions.It’s a mix of hot takes, personal perspectives, and the kind of conversations that make you stop and think about what you’d actually choose.So… what would you pick?Chapters00:00 Life Choices and Preferences13:04 Dream Life and Home Preferences21:34 Dreams and Aspirations26:56 Life Choices34:31 Relationships and Lifestyle41:35 Financial Future and Wealth47:27 Legacy and Recognition52:46 Plants and Home Decor59:08 Household Environment
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Is everything a scam now?
Kristen and Hazel dive into the everyday things that feel like total scams.From credit scores and tipping culture to extended warranties, corporate promotions, and the wedding industry, they break down the systems that make people question whether modern life is just one big upsell.Some of these “scams” are funny. Some are frustrating. And some reveal bigger problems with the way certain industries are designed.Along the way they talk about:Why award shows sometimes feel more like marketing than recognitionThe strange logic behind credit scores and debtWhy internal promotions can sometimes hold people back financiallyThe reality of tipping culture todayUpselling tactics from internet providersMembership models that rely on people forgetting to cancelWedding industry markups and why big weddings aren’t always worth itInfluencer marketing and the lack of protections in the industryIt’s a mix of hot takes, personal experiences, and the kind of conversations that make you say, “Wait… that actually is kind of a scam.”If you’ve ever questioned the systems we all just accept as normal, this episode is for you.Chapters00:00 Technology and Parking Tickets10:41 Internal Promotions and Corporate Practices23:52 Insurance Timelines and Extended Warranties37:37 Influencer Industry44:35 Membership Models
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The Book I Never Thought I’d Write: Healing, Domestic Violence & Telling the Truth
Hazel opens up about the deeply personal decision to write a book about surviving an abusive marriage, and why sharing difficult stories might be one of the most powerful ways to create change.What started as a quiet idea over the holidays quickly turned into something much bigger. From requesting her own case files from a women’s shelter to navigating the emotional toll of revisiting the past, Hazel shares the real process of turning trauma into storytelling. Along the way, she and Kristen talk about the systems meant to support survivors, the stigma around failed marriages, and the generational shifts that have given women more freedom to leave unhealthy relationships.They also dive into the messy realities of healing, building a platform to talk about hard topics online, and why Hazel is considering self-publishing as a way to keep control over her own story.This conversation is honest, emotional, and surprisingly funny in moments, exactly what you’d expect from Rebrand Pending.In this episode:Why Hazel decided to write a book about domestic violenceThe emotional impact of revisiting old case filesHow trauma can show up physically in the bodyThe challenges of sharing vulnerable stories onlineSelf-publishing vs traditional publishingWhy women’s stories deserve to be toldIf you or someone you know is navigating difficult relationships, this conversation may remind you that you're not alone and that there is a way forward.Follow the podcast:New episodes of Rebrand Pending every week.Today's Topics:domestic violence awareness, healing after abuse, writing a memoir, women’s stories, trauma recovery, relationships, self-publishing, storytelling.Chapters00:00 Navigating Trauma and its Physical Impact13:05 Empowerment through Storytelling24:23 Navigating Confusion and Strategic Planning30:27 The Choice to Report and Impact on Others35:30 Navigating Feedback and Audience
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You Can’t Afford to Date a Loser | Money, Standards, & Mornings
Unsolicited Advice: Money in Marriage, Stop Chasing People & Protect Your MorningsWe talk about:Competing in a hoop competition and performing when you can barely see the stageWhy building a house should include soundproofing, not just aesthetic panelsFast fashion, overconsumption, and why we need to stop ordering low-quality clothes we don’t needThe influencer economy and selling people problems they didn’t know they hadWhy you cannot afford to date or marry a loserFinancial compatibility in relationships and how spending habits make or break a partnershipStop chasing people, if they like you it will be obviousThe way someone talks about others is how they talk about youWhy the world is bigger than your small circle, in business and in lifeProtecting your mornings before the world starts demanding from youIt’s part relationship advice, part money talk, part personal standards, and part “why are we like this.”If you’re building a life, a business, or a partnership, this one will hit.Chapters00:00 Morning Conversations at 1 p.m.15:33 Valentine's Day Advice31:00 Being True to Yourself and Relationships
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Advice No One Asked For, But Need
Next week we’re giving advice no one asked for.We’re talking:Why you can’t afford to date a loserMoney dynamics in relationshipsStop chasing peopleFast fashion and overconsumptionProtecting your mornings like your sanity depends on itIt starts with hoop competitions and house upgrades… and ends with standards, identity, and what you will and will not tolerate.If you’ve ever questioned your relationship, your spending habits, or your routine, this one is for you.Episode drops next Wednesday.
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Mindset, Marriage, Money & the Myth of Resiliency
Is small town living a limitation or an opportunity? In this episode, we unpack the mindset shift required to create success anywhere, from small town entrepreneurship and homeownership sacrifices to social media strategy and unpopular opinions.We dive into the difference between weddings and marriages, the real meaning behind “fake it till you make it,” the impact of dating apps, therapy culture, and the myth of resiliency. Plus, cold plunges, spa stories, vacation preferences, and honest conversations about building a life you actually want.If you’re navigating business, relationships, homeownership, and big dreams in a small town, this episode is for you.TakeawaysThe impact of mindset on small town opportunities. Creating opportunities in small townsThe sacrifice and commitment of homeownership Cold plunges and spa adventures can be exhilarating and memorable experiences.The distinction between weddings and marriages highlights the importance of building and growing together as a couple.Chapters00:00 Understanding Social Sciences06:11 Vacation Preferences and Unpopular Opinions13:46 Small Town Opportunities and Mindset21:52 Opportunities in Small Town Living32:33 The Sacrifice of Homeownership43:05 Home Improvement and Lifestyle Choices48:23 The Impact of Dating Apps55:29 The Role of Social Media in Business01:03:46 Weddings vs. Marriages01:09:44 The Myth of Resiliency
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The Audacity to Want It All, Dream Bigger!
In this episode, we spiral from stoicism and “resting bitch face” into dentist trauma, delusional dreams, and building a wildly ambitious long term life plan.We talk about the art of staying calm on the outside while chaos lives within, unpack questionable dentist experiences, and then fully commit to dreaming bigger than feels responsible. Think dream property, outdoor living spaces, multiple houses, guest retreats, investing for early retirement, unlimited travel budgets, and yes… helicopter aspirations.If you love conversations about mindset, big vision planning, lifestyle design, investing, retirement strategy, travel goals, and building your ideal property from the ground up, this one is for you.TakeawaysDelusional dreamsLong-term planning Dream property and outdoor living spaceFuture plans and aspirationsChapters00:00 The Art of Stoicism and Resting Bitch Face04:57 Delusional Dreams and Long-Term Planning27:24 Travel Plans and Redoing Experiences38:38 Outdoor Living Space and Work Environment45:52 Investing and Retirement Planning53:23 Unlimited Travel Budget and Helicopter Aspirations
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Unsubscribing From What’s Not Aligned
How do you know when something is no longer aligned in your career, relationship, or life?In this episode, we talk about recognizing misalignment, planning a strategic exit, and what happens when uncomfortable work environments force you to think fast. We share personal experiences navigating workplace harassment, difficult dynamics, and the emotional weight of leaving something that no longer fits.We also dive into:How to recognize when it’s time to unsubscribe from a job, relationship, or identityExit planning strategies that protect your confidence and futureThe reality of workplace harassment and its impact on decision makingBuilding trust in relationships and professional environmentsThe shift to remote work and how it changes opportunityDeveloping confidence through discomfortEmbracing change with a growth mindsetIf you’re navigating career transitions, toxic workplaces, personal growth, or considering a big life pivot, this episode will help you think clearly and move intentionally.Subscribe for honest conversations about career growth, entrepreneurship, relationships, confidence, and building a life that actually feels aligned.Chapters00:00 Car Troubles and Quick Thinking21:02 Recognizing Alignment and Unsubscribing26:57 Handling Workplace Harassment37:57 Building Trust in Relationships and Workplaces46:16 Confidence and Self-Discovery53:06 Embracing Change and Growth Mindset
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Big Decisions and Letting Life Be Easier
In this episode, we ease into a cozy morning coffee chat that turns into a deep, honest conversation about ambition, flow, and giving yourself permission to change your mind.We talk about how those small everyday moments often spark bigger reflections. From there, we unpack the difference between being a high achiever and living in a true flow state, and why constantly competing, even with ourselves, can quietly drain the joy out of life.This conversation dives into recalibrating goals, reevaluating commitments, and making big changes based on how things feel in your body, not just how they look on paper. We explore family dynamics, generational views on work, decision making rooted in intuition, and how home renovations can become a form of self expression and personal freedom.If you’re feeling the pull to slow down, pivot, or redefine success on your own terms, this episode is your reminder that ease is allowed, flow is powerful, and changing your mind might be the smartest move you make.Let me know if you want a shorter Spotify description, a two-line hook, or YouTube tags and keywords next.✨ Topics we cover:00:00 Morning Coffee Chats06:30 New Coffee Maker Adventures15:09 High Achiever vs. Flow State22:42 Permission to Change Your Mind28:53 Reevaluating Commitments35:15 Family Dynamics41:38 Home Renovation and Self-Expression47:33 Generational Perspectives on Work53:22 Finding Ease and Flow
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Big Moves, Big Feelings & Career Spirals
We’re saying goodbye to a house, questioning hustle culture, and realizing burnout isn’t a badge of honor.Saying goodbye to an old space is harder than anyone warns you. In this episode, we talk about the emotional whiplash of buying and selling a home, the grief that comes with leaving a chapter behind, and the excitement and chaos of starting fresh somewhere new.We also unpack overachiever culture, millennial career pressure, and how chasing success can quietly wreck your mental health and personal life. From setting boundaries and actually saying what you feel, to questioning hustle culture and redefining balance, this conversation gets honest fast.And because we can’t help ourselves, we finish off by pitching some truly stupid business ideas that might actually be genius.If you’re navigating a big move, career burnout, or questioning whether the grind is worth it, this one’s for you.✨ Topics covered• Letting go of a home with emotional attachment• Buying and selling a house stress• Overachieving and burnout• Millennial career crisis• Setting boundaries without guilt• Redefining success and balance• Unhinged business ideas that just might work
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The Airbnb Was Haunted
What starts as a casual stay turns into something straight out of a horror movie.Hazel shares a chilling experience at an Airbnb, revealing eerie encounters and supernatural events. Kristen discusses her recent purchase of a vacuum cleaner and her passion for 3D design software.Hazel shares a chilling Airbnb experience filled with eerie moments, unexplainable events, and the kind of energy that makes you question everything. If you believe in signs, spirits, or vibes that feel very off, this one will get you.Then, in a sharp turn only we could make, Kristen proudly enters her adult era, talking vacuum cleaners, home upgrades, and her not so secret obsession with 3D design software. From haunted stays to home improvement highs, this episode perfectly captures the chaos of modern adulthood.Supernatural stories, adulting milestones, and the random conversations that somehow always make sense.Chapters00:00 The Haunted Airbnb Experience21:00 Adulting and Home Improvement
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Chasing the Lifestyle, Not the Job Title with Ryan Grafton (Manifestation, Boutique Hotels)
Astrology, manifestation, boutique hotels in Mexico, and why chasing a lifestyle beats chasing a job title.We talk horoscopes, aligned relationships, entrepreneurship, and designing a drama free life that actually feels good.In this episode, we’re getting reflective, honest, and a little unhinged in the best way. We dive into astrology, horoscopes, manifestation, and setting intentions for the new year, plus what it really looks like to build a life around freedom, creativity, and alignment.We’re joined by Ryan Grafton, who shares his journey into entrepreneurship, boutique hotel investments in Mexico, and how branding and marketing play a huge role in building businesses that feel aligned with the lifestyle you want. We talk about chasing fulfillment instead of titles, and why designing your work around your values matters more than ever.The conversation also explores relationships, aligned goals, and how a drama free partnership can dramatically impact productivity, clarity, and personal growth. We unpack mindset, generational expectations, traditional education versus alternative paths, and the pressure many people feel to follow a “safe” career route, even when it doesn’t lead to happiness.If you’re into astrology, manifestation, entrepreneurship, personal growth, travel, real estate, branding, or rethinking what success actually looks like, this episode will feel like a validating, big dream energy conversation you didn’t know you needed.Topics we coverAstrology and horoscopesManifestation and intention settingEntrepreneurship and mindsetBoutique hotel investments in MexicoBranding, marketing, and creative visionRelationships and aligned goalsEducation, generational pressure, and redefining successDesigning a lifestyle led careerChapters00:00 Personal Growth and Development15:09 Creating a Brand through Marketing33:01 Cultural Phenomenon and Travel Plans38:08 Hosting a Trail Run Event47:04 Impact of Drama-Free Relationship01:13:02 The Pursuit of Happiness
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Haunted AirBnbs & Brand Photography with Alicia LaPierre
The conversation begins with a dramatic recount of a haunted Christmas retreat, leading to a discussion about the transition to a photography career. The takeaways include the importance of intentionality in brand photography and the significance of storytelling in visual content. The conversation delves into the importance of brand immersion, planning, and consistent messaging for business success. It emphasizes the need for revisiting brand direction and creating visuals that align with the evolving essence of the brand. The discussion also highlights the significance of regular brand shoots and the value of storytelling in brand representation. The conversation covers the heart debate, transition to full partnership, building confidence and collaboration, pride and gratitude, and intentionality and milestone moments. Key takeaways include the importance of intentionality and the power of collaboration in business and personal growth.TakeawaysIntentionality in brand photographyThe importance of storytelling in visual content Brand evolutionConsistent brand messaging IntentionalityCollaborationChapters00:00 Transition to Photography Career33:29 The Value of Brand Immersion and Planning01:00:49 The Heart Debate01:07:04 Building Confidence and Collaboration01:16:02 Intentionality and Milestone Moments
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The Funeral Forgot the Urn, and Other Real Life Chaos
Winter is doing the absolute most and so are we.In this episode, we spiral through everything from missing intros and seasonal burnout to a funeral where no one brought the urn, a car accident that could have gone very differently, and an airport meet-cute that may or may not have been real. We talk death, ghosts, reincarnation, rural life, content creation, missed connections, and why leaving the house after dark feels illegal.It’s cozy, chaotic, a little existential, and very much a “two friends talking it out” episode. No agenda, no lesson, just stories, laughter, and the kind of conversations that happen when it’s cold, dark, and you’re staying in.Grab a coffee, a blanket, and a spot on the couch to settle in.
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We Asked, We Answered - Fun questions heading into 2026
Kristen & Hazel ask all your burning questions. We didn't share them with one another in advance, no scripts, no warm up, just real answers in real time.Some are fun. Some get surprisingly real. All of them are honest.If you love conversational podcasts that feel unscripted and very real, this one is for you.👇 Drop a comment and tell us which question you would have struggled to answer.🎧 Available now on Spotify and YouTube.
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The Questions That Shape Your Next Chapter
This episode is your permission slip to pause before rushing into the next year.Kristen and Hazel switch things up with a rapid fire reset conversation designed to help you reflect on what drained you, what worked, and what you are ready to leave behind as you move from 2025 into 2026.From boundaries and burnout to posting fears, money habits, relationships, and redefining success, this episode is honest, funny, and surprisingly grounding. No pressure to reinvent yourself, just thoughtful questions that help you reconnect with what actually matters.If you love personal growth, hate rigid goal setting, or just want a more realistic way to reset, this one is for you.✨ Press play if you are craving clarity, space, and a fresh chapter that feels aligned, not forced.
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The Most Unexpected Weekend of Our Lives
This week's episode has everything. Hazel becomes an aunt after the wildest morning of her life, complete with Crocs in sport mode, emergency dumpling runs, and a baby arriving five weeks early. Kristen shares updates on selling her house, managing the chaos of moving, and the little home mysteries everyone secretly deals with.We also dive into new moon intentions, manifesting with clarity, and setting goals that actually feel good. If you love friendship podcasts, chaotic life recaps, manifestation chats, and cozy background listening, you are in exactly the right place.In this episode:• The story of a surprise early birth and the frantic hunt for a car seat• Becoming an aunt and navigating emotional whiplash• Fostering updates and saying goodbye to Luther• Home repair mysteries and moving stress• New moon intentions and how we manifest for the month ahead• Real life, real talk, no filterPerfect to listen to while getting ready, driving, nesting, or cleaning your house.Subscribe for weekly episodes filled with laughs, stories, and the kind of conversation that feels like hanging out with your best friends.
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Are You the Drama? Accountability, Growth, and Owning Your Choices
We are diving into accountability, the mindset shift that changes your friendships, your business, and your entire life. We talk about why some people stay stuck, how to stop blaming external circumstances, what it looks like to take ownership of your choices, and why accountability is actually freeing instead of heavy.We also get into Google reviews, authenticity online, personal growth, and the surprising new Spotify x Netflix video podcast partnership.If you love honest conversations about growth, mindset, and real life, you’ll love this one.Topics inside this episode:• Accountability in friendships and relationships• Why people repeat the same patterns• Emotional maturity and self reflection• Taking ownership in business• The future of video podcasting• Learning, growing, and calling yourself outPerfect for listeners who love:self improvement, mindset, habits, leveling up, real talk podcast, accountability tips, emotional growth, boundaries, friendship dynamics, personal development for women, business mindset
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The Chatty Episode You Play While Cleaning
Kick your morning off with a cozy, chatty episode where we catch up on everything going on behind the scenes. Kristen talks about buying a new house with 500 acres, planning future projects, and settling into the next chapter. Hazel shares updates on competing in her aerial arts event, fostering pups, and setting big personal goals.This is your lighthearted background listen for cleaning your house, driving to work, or pretending to be productive. Expect laughs, real life moments, and the kind of conversation that feels like hanging out with your friends in the kitchen.In this episode:• Buying a house in the country• Big life goals and manifesting• Foster dog updates• Training for competition• Creative projects and new ideas• Real talk about entrepreneurship• Chatty catch ups with no agendaIf you love friendship podcasts, life lately vlogs, and honest conversations about the messy and exciting parts of life, this one is for you.Subscribe for weekly episodes and more behind the scenes.
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Leaving the Chaos Behind, Building a Life You Can Finally Breathe In
Welcome back to a cozy little episode that starts with mugs and morning chaos, and somehow turns into one of the realest conversations we have ever had. We talk about the drama we used to live in, the peace we protect now, and the wild way your entire life changes when you stop letting other people’s storms drown your goals. From toxic exes to chaotic families, to the freedom that comes with good boundaries, we break down how a calmer life builds better businesses, better relationships, and better versions of us. If you need a reminder that you are allowed to choose yourself, this one will feel like a warm hug and a wake up call.personal growth, boundaries, toxic relationships, healing journey, drama free lifestyle, women in business, navigating chaos, mindset, self worth, real talk
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The Weird Stuff No One Warns You About in Your Thirties
Your thirties come with surprises. The strange vibes in your house. The late night fears. The intuition that shows up at random. The spiritual moments you cannot explain. And the stress you did not expect to feel at 2 a.m.In this episode we talk about the weird side of being in your thirties, the things no one prepared us for, and the funny uncomfortable moments that shape who we are becoming. If you love honest girl talk with a mix of life updates, intuition, stress, and chaos, this one is for you.
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Shoot Your Shot Energy: Promotions, Pay Raises, and Manifesting the Life You Deserve
From shooting your shot with a crush to negotiating a big promotion, this episode of Rebrand Pending is all about bold girl energy, delusional confidence, and turning manifestation into action. Kristen and Hazel spill the tea on dating misfires, dream homes, and money moves that actually work.Learn how Hazel negotiated her raise (and created her own job title!), why Kristen’s manifesting her dream house despite the drama, and how both are rewriting what “having it all” looks like.Whether you're manifesting a soft life, navigating your glow-up era, or just here for the chaos, this episode will hype you up to finally shoot your shot in love, business, and life.Keywords:manifestation, girl talk, feminine energy, confidence, dating advice, money mindset, career growth, raise negotiation, law of attraction, manifestation podcast, soft life, self love, women in business, real talk podcast, motivational podcast, lifestyle podcast, glow up, delusional confidence, coffee talk
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Boring industries need bold ideas - The “Pie Before You Die” campaign
Ring light down, heating pad up, house fully staged, welcome back to Rebrand Pending. Kristen’s in moving-mode chaos and Hazel just started fostering Luther (the world’s most lovable, treat-agnostic lab mix). Then we dive into a juicy marketing lab:Pie Before You Die how a funeral home made pre-planning… fun (and why the catchy name matters).Cross-pollination 101 what the Taylor & Travis era teaches about consistent audience crossover and how local businesses can copy it without feeling cringe.1-Star Reviews as content flipping “worst sandwich ever” into your best-performing headline.Rebrands that land (and flop) from Barbie’s glow-up to X’s identity crisis, plus our take on personal rebrands, mindset shifts, and manifesting the next chapter.If you’re building a brand, selling a service, or just ready for your own refresh, this one’s packed with stealable ideas and feel-good momentum.
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We Put Hazel in a Matchmaking Database and Things Got Spicy with Flare Events CEO, Matt
When Your Love Life Needs a Rebrand. We Asked a Dating CEO for the Tea.Tired of talking to a profile pic that never becomes a date? Same. Matt, CEO of Flare Events, breaks down why apps feel rigged, the rise of AI catfish, and why IRL mixers and activity dates are having a moment. We get into cuffing-season timing, first-date rules that actually work, and the unfiltered drama of running a dating company. This is the episode that dating apps don’t want you to hear!Mission update: Hazel is queued for Husband No. 2.
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Panic, Property, and the Plot Twist: Our Summer Recap You Didn’t See Coming
One of us fell off monkey bars. The other fell into a mortgage.This week we’re talking panic attacks, property offers, and pink ceilings — because apparently we’re that kind of podcast now. Hazel shares how she went from wheelchair to warrior, Kristen’s spilling the chaotic details of buying half of Ontario, and somehow it all turns into a crash course on healing, homeownership, and hustling while unhinged.Laugh, cringe, and probably relate as we unpack anxiety, ambition, and what happens when manifestation actually works.It’s funny, unfiltered, a little too honest, and exactly what your therapist would call “processing in public" hahahaha!
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Leverage Your Pretty Privilege
Flu or not, we had stories this week. From a missing dog who gaslit everyone (positive ending), Hazel’s chaotic Kesha concert trip and a flirty surgeon!We get into:Small-town neighbour dramaThe infamous mouse in the fruit bowl 🐭Paying too much for pool water during a drought (yes, really)Why pretty privilege is alive and wellAnd the troll who called us “entitled” after a one-hour dateWhether you’re here for the laughs, the chaos, or the girl talk that feels like texting your best friend, this episode is packed with relatable WTF moments and hot takes you’ll want to replay.Keywords: funny dating podcast, women’s lifestyle podcast, small-town drama, Kesha concert story, pretty privilege, chaotic podcast, unfiltered girl talk, entertaining life stories
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Going Viral for All the Wrong Reasons (Thank you, Boat Launch Boyfriends)
One “summer dating hack” filmed on a whim turned into a full-blown internet circus. Kristen and Hazel spill the tea on the boat launch boyfriends who started it all, the TikTok comment chaos that followed, and why sometimes the wrong kind of viral is the most fun. Expect manly men, feminist hot takes, and plenty of unhinged morning-show energy. If you love Giggly Squad-level banter, Call Her Daddy–style confessionals, and social media tips disguised as girl talk, this is your new obsession.SEO hooks: dating hack, boat launch boyfriends, going viral on TikTok, funny podcast for women, manly men debate, social media tips, Giggly Squad energy, Call Her Daddy style.
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This One’s for the Overthinkers: Marketing That Doesn’t Suck
Whether you're building a side hustle, overthinking your Instagram post, or wondering if your marketing will ever not feel like a second job. You’ll feel so seen in this episode.In this real, insightful, and heartwarming conversation, Kristen and Hazel kick things off with a true story of a missing dog, psychic trackers, and an entire community coming together then shift gears into the kind of marketing talk that actually makes sense (and feels good).They break down their go-to strategy, The COCKY Method, a clear and confidence-boosting approach to showing up online without selling your soul.🔥 Expect real talk like:The difference between a business and a “side hustle”Why women especially downplay their creative workHow to kill the noise and stop overthinking your contentWhy consistency is sexy, but authenticity is non-negotiableThe COCKY framework that turns scrolls into salesIf you're tired of chasing algorithms, second-guessing your content, or wondering if you're “doing it right,” this one’s for you.Keywords: business marketing, content creation, female entrepreneurs, personal branding, social media mindset, side hustle, business, COCKY method, women in business, podcast for creatives, real talk podcast
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Try the Damn Croissant
From saying no to bad dates to saying yes to bold dreams, this episode covers it all. Hazel shares her latest flop and the mixed signals that followed, while Kristen gears up for big moves. We talk home renovations, interior design hot takes (goodbye, millennial gray), and the emotional rollercoaster of a business coaching intensive that ended in tears, breakthroughs, and real talk about entrepreneurship as a trauma response.Plus: our first official Hype Hotline submission is in! Daya tries the infamous ham and cheese croissant (thanks to Kristen’s persistent bullying) and reminds us why trying new things, no matter how small, is always worth celebrating.
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No agenda and we like it that way
In this catch-up episode, Kristen and Hazel dive into the chaos of moving, dating, and burnout. Hazel recaps a painful boring first date, Kristen reflects on almost buying a house, and both of them spiral over schedules, sweat suits, and the myth of doing it all.If you need a no-pressure podcast to keep you company while working, driving, or pretending to clean, then this one’s for you.
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Sexy, Wealthy, Magnetic: Embodied Manifestation (ft. Michelle)
What does it take to manifest a podcast empire? In this final part of our convo with Michelle, we go all in on theenergy work, emotional freedom technique (EFT), and spiritual mindset that turns dreams into real-world results. We’re talking brand deals, sold-out tours, and being bought out by a major media company. Plus, Michelle leads usthrough a tapping session to anchor these goals in our body and nervous system. We close with our first-ever Hype Hotline segment and reflect on how pleasure, strength, and surrender all play a role inturning the impossible into your new normal. Whether you’re just starting your journey or scaling big dreams, this episode is your sign: it’s time to embodythe version of you who already has it all.Keywords:EFT tapping podcast, embodiment practices, rebrand pending tour, spiritual entrepreneurship, feminine leadership, sexy energy, manifestation podcast
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Sooo I Quit Law & Became a Drag King (ft. Michelle)
Have you ever hit rock bottom and wondered if there was something more waiting on the other side? Michelle shares the raw truth behind her transformation. She gave up a career in law, feeling burnout and found healing and stepped fully into her dream life. This episode will inspire you to stop waiting for permission and start creating a life that feels aligned, sexy, and unapologetically yours.Keywords:self-worth journey, career change, healing through movement, feminine embodiment, ADHD and success, spiritual transformation, drag king
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How to Listen to That Tiny Voice Inside (ft. Michelle)
Feeling the chaos and the confusion of life? We get it and that's why we are joined by Michelle, a Pleasure and Prosperity coach.Learning to listen to you intuition, that tiny voice inside, and how it will provide the clarity and direction that you're looking for. It's time to stop clinging to goals that drain you, and how to get back in tune with your intuition.We’re getting real about fear, alignment, and what it actually means to reinvent your life from the inside out, a true Rebrand! Join us next week for Part 2, Michelle shares the full story of walking away from her law career.Keywords: manifestation stories, trusting your gut, lifereinvention, listening to your intuition, women’s empowerment, goal setting vssoul work
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A Masterclass in Spiraling
This is your official invite to our chaos club. In this episode of Rebrand Pending, Kristen and Hazel spiral in all the best ways. Oversharing, overthinking, and somehow making it funny.We’re talking the kind of girl talk that starts with “let’s be productive” and ends with “how did we get here?” It’s giving unhinged energy, delulu confidence, and the reminder that no one actually has their shit together (we’re just better at laughing about it).You’ll feel like you’re right here with us, coffee in hand, making questionable life choices.
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Ring Ring, Life’s Calling... Should We Answer? Spoiler: The Hype Hotline Says F*ck Yes
This one’s for anyone standing at the edge of a new era, career, relationship, or identity change and wondering, “Am I really doing this?”Ring ring bestie, this is your sign to say yes. Yes to the pivot. Yes to the plot twist. Yes to you. And don’t forget to tell us so we can hype the sh*t out of you 🔥New Segment Alert: Hype HotlineGot something big brewing? A win you’re too shy to share? A wild idea you’re not sure you should say out loud?Send us a DM or voice note on Instagram @rebrandpendingpod starting with “Ring ring…” and we’ll hype you up on the show!This episode is part hype hotline, part accidental therapy session, and 100% real life. Kristen and Hazel spill the pivotal moments that changed everything. From leaving a marriage to crushing karaoke (yes, opera), signing up for a Spartan race, and walking into a casual meeting that turned into a new job.We’re talking redirections, identity rebrands, unexpected wake-up calls, and how real growth never arrives in perfect packagingSometimes it looks like rearranging your entire life on a random TuesdaySometimes it sounds like rapping every word to Cardi B in the car then walking into a boardroom like a boss five minutes later.Call in, get hyped, cry a little, laugh a lotYou’re not the only one rebranding your lifeWe’re just doing it too, but with mics on!
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Delulu, But Make It Strategic
This episode is a mix of manifestation magic, morning show nonsense, and the kind of unhinged laughter that only happens at 6AM before coffee hits.We’re talking:How we actually manifest (hint: it’s not vision boards)Kristen’s dreamy acreage goals and sleep pod inventionHazel’s manifesting list for Husband #2 Dating app chaos, Costco scams, and why getting your nails done is 100% a podcast business expensePlus… time-blocking (?!), menty b’s, and all the Gen Z slang we’re too old to use properlyIf you’re also out here trying to build your dream life, find the love of your life, and keep your head above water, you’re gonna feel seen.This one’s part comedy, part clarity, and a whole lot of “WTF are we even talking about but somehow it’s making sense.”📱 Share this episode to your stories, and tag us @rebrandpendingpod, we want to hear what’s on your manifestation list.
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Turns Out, the Real Reason I Hate Shopping Has Nothing to Do with Clothes
You think you just need new clothes — but what if your closet is quietly holding onto old identities, body image baggage, and stories you haven’t outgrown?In this episode, Kristen and Hazel sit down with Ottawa-based personal stylist Rebecca Row to unpack why shopping can feel so overwhelming, what your clothing habits actually reveal about you, and how style isn’t just about what you wear — it’s about how you see yourself.✨ In this episode:Closet trauma, body image, and emotional attachments to clothingShopping avoidance, confidence gaps, and personal growthRebecca’s “building block” styling philosophy (mind-blow incoming)Why fast fashion isn’t just bad for the planet — it’s messing with your self-worthThe emotional side of style makeovers (and why crying is normal)Plus: dating outfit hot takes, fashion red flags, and Rebecca’s AI stylist bot, RivahWhether your closet sparks joy or just stress, this one will hit home.🎧 Listen now. You’ll never look at your wardrobe the same way again.Keywords: shopping anxiety, personal style journey, closet trauma, confidence through clothing, emotional styling, body image and fashion, rebrand pending podcast, Rebecca Row
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Botox, Speed Dating & Red Flags: Hazel’s Wild Ride
What do Botox, sketchy speed dates, and Facebook exposés have in common? Hazel.In this hilarious and unfiltered episode, Kristen and Hazel catch up on the chaos, including:Botox vs. bangs: the ultimate midlife control tacticA deep dive into eyebrow trends (and why your man needs a brow bar)Hazel’s jaw-dropping speed dating stories with an alleged criminalWhy Facebook groups like Are We Dating The Same Guy? might just save your lifeMoney talk: credit scores, car shopping, and deciding when to level upWhether you're navigating the dating scene or dodging financial FOMO, this episode serves laughs, cautionary tales, and surprisingly deep wisdom.🔗 Rate, review, and share with a friend who needs to hear this one!Keywords: speed dating horror stories, Botox vs bangs, eyebrow trends 2025, dating red flags, Facebook dating groups, women and money, credit score tips, dating after 30, toxic dating behaviors, Ottawa podcast
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Our Podcast Got a Psychic Reading (Yes, Really)
This is what happens when two fiery women launch a podcast before even 'really' meeting in person and then get a psychic to predict its future! Logical, right?In this raw and hilarious throwback episode, Kristen and Hazel sit down with Virginia from Sovereign Alchemy, a psychic medium and tarot reader, to ask: Will our podcast make it? Should we quit our jobs? And what podcast name should we actually use?Expect laughter, unexpected truths, and a peek into the magic (and mayhem) of building a brand from scratch with some spiritual guidance along the way. Whether you’re into manifestation, entrepreneurship, or just need to hear someone else figure it out as they go, this episode will hit literally same vibes.🎧 In this episode:A tarot card reading for a podcast that didn’t exist yetThe spiritual vs. strategic balance in partnershipsBusiness red flags and why intuition mattersBehind the scenes of podcast naming strugglesWhy Kristen’s 2025 word is “worthy”🔗 Plus: signs from the universe, cleaning drama, and what bouncing spiritual events even means.#EntrepreneurLife #SpiritualJourney #TarotReading #PodcastLaunch #Manifestation #WomenInBusiness #LiterallySamePodcast
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Emergency Pod: 24-hour real estate rollercoaster
🚨 It's an Emergency Pod 🚨 We’re skipping the intro because Hazel just bought a HOUSE! Tune in for a raw, hilarious, and heartwarming play-by-play of her whirlwind 24-hour real estate rollercoaster—from spotting the listing and bidding wars to psychic predictions and Pinterest boards.Plus, Kristen shares her milestone moment: hiring her first full-time employee! We dive into the emotional rollercoaster of adulting—finances, vet bills, paint swatches, and IKEA dreams—mixed with big wins, real-life lessons, and lots of laughs.If you’ve ever made a huge decision on gut instinct, or felt overwhelmed by all the grown-up things, this one’s for you.🎯 Keywords: buying a house, emergency podcast, real estate bidding war, hiring your first VA, homeownership journey, female entrepreneurs, funny real estate stories, manifesting your dream home, women building empires
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You Know You're a Bad Ass Bitch, Take Control, Own Your Main Character Energy
Welcome back to Rebrand Pending! You Know You're a Bad Ass Bitch, Take Control, Own Your Main Character Energy! And stop apologizing for being so awesome.🎧 Listen if you want toGet a house search updateBreak free from imposter syndromBuild confidence step by stepManifest your goals with intentionShow up as the most powerful version of yourselfIn today's episode, we dive deep into a topic that everyone encounters but rarely talks about—imposter syndrome. Hazel and Kristen get real about the doubts that creep in when chasing big dreams, how to overcome them, and why confidence is built brick by brick. From house hunting adventures to personal growth, this episode is packed with raw stories, real talk, and actionable steps to step into your power unapologetically.Kristen and Hazel explore the universal struggle of imposter syndrome and share their own stories of self-doubt, personal growth, and building unshakable confidence. Listen as they break down a three-step process to embrace your inner badass, manifest your goals, and show up powerfully in your personal and professional life. From Hazel's organized house-hunting strategy to Kristen's powerhouse time-blocking method, you’ll get practical tips to shift your mindset and elevate your game. If you're ready to ditch self-doubt and step fully into who you're meant to be, tune in now!
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Part 2 - Building Your Brand Authentically with Summer
Welcome back to Part 2 of our empowering conversation with Summer! If you missed Part 1, you’ll want to go back and catch up—this is the kind of real talk every entrepreneur needs to hear. In this episode, Summer opens up about her journey from 9-to-5 to full-time entrepreneur, her passion for authentic content creation, and how she’s built a brand that’s as genuine as she is. We also dive deep into her thoughts on overcoming self-doubt, setting boundaries, and why embracing your struggles can be your greatest strength.🔥 In this episode:Why authenticity matters more than numbersBuilding a brand that truly represents youOvercoming trolls and staying true to your visionBalancing social media presence without losing your sanityThe importance of community and hyping each other upHow entrepreneurship is like a relationship—setting boundaries and knowing when to let goSummer’s biggest lesson: Asking for help and betting on yourselfWhether you’re a budding entrepreneur, a seasoned business owner, or just someone looking for inspiration, Summer’s story will remind you that you’re capable of building something real and impactful—just by being you.Keywords: authentic branding, entrepreneurship, social media marketing, overcoming self-doubt, community support, female entrepreneur, real talk, brand building, influencer journey, mindset growth, authentic storytelling
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Part 1 - Quitting the Job, Healing the Self, Building the Dream with Summer
Whether you're deep in your healing era, thinking of quitting your 9–5, or just need a reminder that you’re not behind and you’ll feel seen in this episode.In this raw, inspiring, and laugh-out-loud episode, Kristen and Hazel sit down with online coach and cookbook author Summer Cromwell to talk about the messy, magical journey of building a life and business that actually feels good.From overcoming burnout and body image struggles to launching a soulful cookbook while working three jobs, Summer opens up about imposter syndrome, leaving toxic work environments, finding joy in fitness, and redefining what it means to “have it all.”🔥 Expect spicy truth bombs like:Why you are the secret sauce in your businessBuilding a community when you feel like the black sheepUsing fitness as a healing tool (not a punishment)The story behind Summer’s viral “goal food vs. soul food” philosophyThe unglamorous reality of entrepreneurshipHow to know when it’s time to quit the job you’ve outgrownCreating content that’s actually authenticKeywords: self love, sustainable fitness, entrepreneurship journey, cookbook launch, mental health, community building, female founders, content creation, real talk podcast, quitting your job
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It’s Giving Scam
This week’s episode is basically one big rant on scams. Kristen and Hazel dive into everyday things we’ve just accepted as normal… but maybe shouldn’t be. It’s a hilarious breakdown of the systems and stories that don’t actually make sense when you stop to think about them.Topics we question:Is your sink haunted… or just broken?The recycling lie most people still believeDating apps: are they built to keep you single?Why your $10K diamond ring might be worth $700Get rich quick content (yup, including feet pics)Car dealerships, spiritual “signs,” and retail trapsResilience and pain tolerance: empowering… or just survival mode in disguise?Let’s stop taking everything at face value. Let’s rebrand what we’ve been taught to accept.Keywords: everyday scams, rant podcast, questioning the norm, dating app truth, diamond markup, fake recycling, car dealership tricks, resilience fatigue, financial domination, tiktok hustle scams, women-led podcast, rebrand your beliefs
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Psychic or magic? Maybe both.
Ever had a thought that magically came true? Or felt a weird vibe in a room you couldn’t explain? In this spontaneous and unfiltered episode, Kristen and Hazel dive into the woo-woo world of intuition, energy, and spiritual boundaries. From ghostly encounters and psychic awakenings to haunted basements and feng shui fixes, this convo is part spooky, part inspiring, and all real.🎙️ In this episode:Hazel’s first “psychic” moment (and what her doctor really said)How to set energetic boundaries (even with ghosts 👻)Reiki, claircognizance, and other spiritual toolsKristen’s creepy basement energy shift (thanks, feng shui!)Architecture meets manifestation: how Kristen designed her dream homeThe real story behind a smelly graveyard in the CaribbeanWhy your house might be “alive” – and what to do about itWhether you're a skeptic or a believer, this episode is full of curious insights, personal stories, and energy tips you didn’t know you needed.Keywords: psychic journey, reiki, feng shui, haunted house, ghost story, spiritual boundaries, claircognizance, interior energy, real estate and energy, house clearing, home design manifesting, intuitive stories, female podcasters, Ottawa podcast
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Married, Divorced, Dating (Again)
From “I do” to “I definitely don’t,” this week we’re talking marriage, breakups, and the sheer absurdity of dating again in your 30s — apps, ghosting, edible arrangements, and all.Kristen shares what it takes to stay married, Hazel spills on how she got unmarried, and both dive into whether being “too much” is actually just enough (spoiler: it is). Oh, and yes — boyfriend applications are coming.In this episode:💍 What marriage actually means once you're in it📉 The brutal truth: it’s easy to get married, hard to get unmarried📲 Dating apps, speed dating, psychic predictions & flower shop flirtation🚩 4 ghostings. 1 guy. Zero accountability😂 The story behind Hazel’s “Take me on a date” QR code shirt💔 How it feels to be told you're “too much” (and why it's never the truth)🔥 Heartbreak, healing, and the power of packing his stuff before the breakup🎯 Why your person won’t need you to shrink💡 The beginning of “Boyfriend Interviews” – yes, we’re doing it🔮 Also: Hazel might be psychic (TBD)A little chaos, a lot of laughter, and some surprisingly honest insight into love, loss, and why your ex might just be a thrift store.Connect with us:🎙️ Follow the show📱 Tag us on socials @rebrandpendingpod💌 Got your own “ho ho no” story? Send us a DM!Keywords:married life, healthy relationships, dating after divorce podcast, modern dating stories, breakup and healing podcast, funny dating podcast for women, ghosting in relationships, getting divorced in Ontario, strong women dating stories, navigating marriage and breakups, dating red flags podcast, QR code dating experiment
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Social Media Stardom
This week, we unpack the origin stories — from viral TikToks and flower shop fame to design dreams, opera school, and the accidental birth of two creative businesses. Kristen and Hazel share how they went from full-time jobs to side hustles, what sparked Reality Vision, and why meaningful content > millions of views.In this episode:🎓 How Kristen almost became an architect🎙️ Hazel’s wild academic combo: opera + anthropology📸 The real story behind Kristen launching Reality Vision🌻 How TikToks from a flower shop (and a snowplow obsession) led to viral fame🧠 Choosing fulfillment over burnout💼 The not-so-glamorous reality of entrepreneurship📉 How both hosts handled getting fired, ghosted, and starting over👩💻 Why they’d rather be content creators than content consumers🤳 What still works (and what doesn’t) in social media right now🧠 Ikigai, identity, and the chaos of chasing what lights you upThis one’s for the dreamers, the multi-hyphenates, and anyone who's figuring it out in real time. Hit play for a funny, honest, and deeply relatable convo between two women who are confident, a little delusional, and fully committed to showing up real.
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Once upon a ho ho no
An online dating series, a random Instagram comment, and a man who faked a disability to skip a line — somehow, it all led to this podcast. In our very first episode, Hazel recounts the six-week relationship that imploded in one chaotic weekend, and Kristen jumps in to unpack the red flags and the real-life lessons.In this episode:✨ The story behind Hazel’s viral "Ho Ho No" dating series✨ How Kristen and Hazel connected (and decided to launch a podcast)🚩 What to do when a man says you hit him for swatting his hand away🚩 Navigating dating with PTSD (and why it’s not a punchline)🚩 How to recognize when it’s time to walk away👯♀️ Why setting boundaries is the real love language👀 What happens when your skincare ends up at your ex’s💡 A reminder that you’re not overreacting — and you’re not aloneHit play to laugh, cringe, and start rebranding your own life — one bad date at a time.Connect with us:🎙️ Follow the show📱 Tag us on socials @rebrandpendingpod💌 Got your own “ho ho no” story? Send us a DM!Keywords: dating red flags, Ho Ho No series, dating in your 30s, modern dating podcast, rebrand pending, podcast Ottawa, healing after heartbreak, funny dating stories, women’s podcast, boundary setting, viral dating content, real talk podcast
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Who said we can’t do it all? (Okay, maybe society, but we’re ignoring them.)This podcast is anything but boring. Can we find Hazel husband #2 while Kristen builds her empire? Stay tuned. There will be laughs, there will be tears, and you just might learn something along the way.Still want more? Follow @RebrandPendingPod on Instagram.
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