Rock Bottoms: A Podcast Of Substance

New year, same sober losers. It's Will Arnett's world and we're all just living in it. An addiction to Dave & Busters, the therapeutic power of laughing at fart sounds, getting popcorn lung, Dane Cook being the first hot person to do standup, and The British Empire. Welcome to twenty twenty six, baby.Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod

We are still giving thanks for a dead-eyed Matthew Rhys devouring an entire rotisserie chicken, the lost Epstein episode of Frasier, the unifying power of Jackass, Cake Farts, propofol, standing ovations for John Waters, and all of the flesh colored slop of the holidays minus the booze! Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod

This episode is powered by a handful of Ritz Bits and a Dr. Pepper Zero mini can. The Bottoms plan a visit to a gaming strip club, explore the locker room champagne dilemma, and learn nothing about each other's astrology charts. Join us for Survivor gripes, blown out adrenal glands, the burden of being the peacemaker in your family, and a hangover in a porta potty at Kris Jenner's house. Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod

We are soaring out of a major depressive episode! Someone is wearing a newsboy cap and celebrating a significant sober milestone. Amanda and Dave play a game of "guess the obscure celebrity owned liquor." How many can you get?? Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod

A very special episode recorded LIVE at the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. at Universal Studios, Hollywood. Grab your non-alcoholic daiquiris and some scampi and join us, Bottoms! Shout out to Schmitty, our server who tolerated us. Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod

Dave and Amanda are joined by filmmaker, writer, director and original wankster, Lily Lady. They discuss the intersection of sex-work and addiction, navigating compulsive gum-chewing, Armie Hammer's workout routine, Todd Field's history as a candy maker, and hanging with the cool kids in Manhattan on 9/11. Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod

Dave and Amanda play a game of "which actor's vanity side-project rock band is this?" How many can you guess??? Bottoming this week: relapse nightmares, running into your mom at the Oasis concert, and what makes the best cocaine. (Note: Dave's audio/video stopped recording towards the end of the show, unbeknownst to the hosts, so tune into the last ten minutes or so only if you want to hear the inane ramblings of a madwoman talking about Weapons.) Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod

Are you a Shrimp, a Bug, or an Ancient? Dave and Amanda are talking Polar Seltzer, Amish dating, UCB brain, Tiki bar culture, The Dab Lab, Lena Dunham's continued influence on modern storytelling, and the problem with calling a drink "virgin." Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty, and meet me tonight at Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod

A very special episode with killer guest Mike Bingham, leading man of the California based punk band Spiritual Cramp (new album RUDE out October 24th)! The group explores what it takes to be a sober touring musician, and the creation of art in excess versus in abstinence. Bottoms, listen up for tips on both beer-maxing and Life-Maxing™, facing the final boss of sobriety, doing 2C-B, ordering Baskin Robbins, being a lighthouse for the sober-curious, getting banned from Dominos, and what to do about your drinking during a zombie apocalypse. Shoutout to LA's native son, Adam Levine (we have some notes for you, pls DM). Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod

Addicts only tell the truth and these two are dropping some absolutely legitimate, confirmed celebrity sex gossip, plus real life facts about food addiction, Heineken 0.0 getting the full Hollywood treatment, ranking Cuomo, the TV shows you should be watching this summer, and the ethics of eating human meat. Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod

Sobriety check in! Amanda and Dave aka “The Weasel” are still not drinking even in the face of Pride Month celebrations, Love Island, The Tony Awards, and the announcement of Ma 2. They discuss party favor etiquette, Mormon drinking loopholes, what the gift of stained-glass art really means, and that beguiling mistress, nicotine. (Stay tuned for future info on Justin Theroux’s secret bar on North Brother Island.)Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod

Dave and Amanda (the Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi of podcasting) encourage all of their listeners to buy guns and drink their own pee. They discuss losing your mystique to the internet, the Sobriety Refund Clause™ at weddings, J. Edgar Hoover vs. Herbert Hoover, the Spartans, Thomas Haden Church, and of course, The Knicks. Dave gives Amanda some good advice on how to resist the urge to drink when the weather is nice and everyone is indulging.  Don't forget, folks! Miranda Hobbes is in the program. Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod

Amanda’s brain briefly tricks her into thinking she can do drugs again without anything bad happening. Dave recounts his magical night at the Pornhub Awards, and a "who wore it best?" scenario. Thanking our Higher Power for the Noah Wyle rehab storyline on ER, the mysterious benefits of celery, and the men keeping Shia LaBeouf sober. Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod

Dave has a HUGE announcement. Amanda has PTSD while drinking fake alcohol on a date. At large, the bottoms talk about porn addiction. They also touch on the culture-shifting scene from Girls when Marnie gets her ass eaten, but want to remind everyone that ultimately, unofficially, this is a podcast about Mad Men. Tune in if you want to hear the hosts name drop the adult film actors they want to meet.Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod

Amanda and Dave experiment with a virtual podcast studio, a sound board, and a non-alcoholic beverage. The Bottoms discuss how to talk to an addict, court-ordered rehab, the benefits of sobriety to your skin, mainlining Benadryl, and being passed out and covered in cheese. Thank you for bearing with us as we figure out this format and sort through technical difficulties. Amanda would also like to apologize for all the farts.Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod

Dave forced Amanda to watch an episode of "Doctor Odyssey" and now they have to talk about it. The Bottoms emphatically renounce a certain "dream guest" and explore the portrayal of addiction, both shoddy and accurate, on various television series. Guess which host has a higher tolerance for being around drunk people, drinks Pepsi Max, and hates karaoke! Hey, is Bono sober?Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod

Dave and Amanda are joined by Ross aka Hudson Mohawke fka DJ Itchy, a sober Glaswegian angel who is widely known as a music producer, composer, and beat creator. They discuss the euphoria of escaping from your body, being you in front of a crowd without drugs, Xanax, amphetamines, AA at Coachella, relapse, eating disorders, the surprising benefits of being out from under active addiction, and chess. Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod

"Sorry, me!" Dave and Amanda continue to offer zero advice about sobriety. They discuss falling off the wagon for clicks, eating mummified organs, playing Russian Roulette with cocaine, worst DUI songs, doing shots with the Jonas Brothers, and the trouble with screen addiction. Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod

Dave and Amanda don't have advice about getting sober. They're both addicts who are somehow still alive, not drinking or using, and they want to talk about it candidly. We discuss our sober time, Russell Brand's asshole, a fake James Franco's huge bag of blow, and lame hobbies that replace drinking alcohol. Send a textFind us on Instagram @rockbottomspod