Spiritual Kinks

What if the voice that got you through your childhood… was actually you?This episode should probably be called "I'd like to thank me for raising me". It starts with a casual thought and immediately turns into a full-blown timeline spiral. We’re talking inner child healing, future selves, and the very real possibility that time is not doing what we think it’s doing.From those “I just knew” childhood moments to hypnotherapy and subconscious rewrites, we explore the idea that maybe you’ve been guiding yourself all along.Is it real? Who knows.Does it hit? Absolutely.In this episode:The “what if that was me?” timeline theoryInner child healing vs. timeline healingChildhood moments that could’ve gone differentlyFuture-you advice (pep talk or roast, depending on the day)Human Design tangents (emotions, anxiety, all of it)Alternate timelines, aliens, and saving the planet real quickAlso: manifesting first class flights, future-you giving tough love, aliens (obviously), and yes…we end up in fairy smut again.Have you ever felt guided or protected in a way you can’t explain?What would your future self tell you right now?And…was your imaginary friend actually you?Come spiral with us on Instagram @spiritualkinkspodcast 👀Connect with Lynnsey:Get her hypnotherapy app: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Align Your Mind™⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠High Vibin' It Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Connect with Adriana:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠adrianakeefe.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The No BS Human Design Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠

What happens when a date night turns into a full-blown spiritual conspiracy investigation? In this episode, Adriana shares what she discovered at a Sistine Chapel exhibit and neither of us will ever look at Michelangelo the same way again.We dive into the hidden imagery Adriana spotted throughout the paintings, particularly the strange, shadowy figures tucked into the backgrounds of biblical family scenes that the exhibit descriptions conveniently skipped over. From there, the conversation turns into Michelangelo's documented misery while painting the chapel, the erasure of the divine feminine in religious iconography and symbolism, and more.The question is: What if he was painting a giant spiritual protest that nobody noticed for centuries? And what does it all mean now, as the divine feminine continues to reawaken?Plus, Lynnsey's list of souls to track down and interview in the afterlife (Princess Diana, we're coming for you), and the canon of afterlife mysteries we both want answered.In this episode:Adriana's date night at the Sistine Chapel exhibit and what she couldn't stop staring atHidden dark imagery in Michelangelo's biblical paintings and why the descriptions say nothing about itMichelangelo's misery, depression, and possible spiritual protest through his artThe womb symbolism hiding in "The Creation of Adam"Erasing the mother and the feminine from our culture and spirituality A seance invitation for Michelangelo (he hasn't RSVP'd yet)and tons more... this one was packed lolWe want to hear from you!This one got us thinking, and we know it's going to get you thinking too. Head to our Instagram @spiritualkinkspodcast and tell us:Do you see the hidden figures in the Sistine Chapel paintings? (We're posting the photos over there so you can decide for yourself.)What's your theory, a spiritual protest, hidden symbolism, or something else entirely?What's on YOUR afterlife investigation list? Which mystery do you most want answered?Drop your thoughts in the comments or DM us. We genuinely want to know what you think about this one, and if anyone has found information about this online that we couldn't, PLEASE send it our way!Connect with Lynnsey:Get her hypnotherapy app: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Align Your Mind™⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠High Vibin' It Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Connect with Adriana:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠adrianakeefe.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The No BS Human Design Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠

What if dolphins…aren’t just the sweet, smiling sea creatures we think they are?Yeah. We know. Stay with us.In this episode of Spiritual Kinks, we tumble headfirst into one of the strangest (and somehow most convincing?) stories we’ve ever explored—featuring a man, a pod of dolphins, and a very authoritative project manager named Gerald.Because obviously there’s a Gerald.We start with what sounds like a wild internet rumor…and then things get just grounded enough to make you pause. Evidence. Experts. Dead dolphins. Missing information. As always, we’re not here to tell you what’s true.We’re here to ask better, weirder, more delicious questions.In this episode, we explore:• The story of a man who claims he was taken by dolphins and asked to build an underwater city• The eerily specific physical evidence that makes the story harder to dismiss• The possibility that the ocean holds more mysteries than space ever could• Government cover-ups, internet scrubbing, and the things we’re maybe not supposed to look too closely at• And how quickly one strange story can spiral into questioning…everythingSomewhere along the way, we also wander into animal consciousness, conspiracy theories, childhood conditioning, and why your cat might secretly be making offerings at your altar.As one does.Take what resonates, leave the rest. And if you find yourself looking at dolphins a little differently after this…just remember:We don’t question Gerald.Because here at Spiritual Kinks, curiosity is the kink. 😏We need to know where you stand. Drop it in the comments here or on Instagram ⁠@spiritualkinkspodcast⁠!Connect with Lynnsey:Get her hypnotherapy app: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Align Your Mind™⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠High Vibin' It Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠Connect with Adriana:⁠⁠⁠⁠adrianakeefe.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The No BS Human Design Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram

Guys, we dive deep down the rabbit hole on this one...Inspired by Elizabeth April's viral "biggest coverup in human history" video, we sit with the big question: is reptilian energy literal, metaphorical, or somewhere in between? We also get into soul contracts, egregores, Saturn worship, why knowledge has always been a tool of control, and why the chaos unfolding right now might actually be the most hopeful sign yet.In this episode:Who (or what) are the reptilians and why does this theory keep resurfacing?The neutrality of universal energy and how intention changes everythingEgregores: thought-forms humans may have accidentally (or very deliberately) createdThe Saturn connection, Saturnalia, and how ancient knowledge got buriedWhy the current chaos feels like an extinction burst, not the endThe reptilian brain, fear, survival, and your own shadow workThe spiritual war: what if it's already won?Jury's still out on reptilians. But one thing is clear: the awakening is very much on.Reptilians: real or nah? 🦎 We need to know where you stand. Drop it in the comments here or on Instagram @spiritualkinkspodcastWhat made you a believer OR what's the thing that just makes it too out there? No judgment here, we're still figuring it out ourselves 😂Next episode: we are talking about dolphins. Yes, really. Gerald awaits.Connect with Lynnsey:Get her hypnotherapy app: ⁠⁠⁠Align Your Mind™⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠High Vibin' It Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠Connect with Adriana:⁠⁠⁠adrianakeefe.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The No BS Human Design Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram

What if one of the weirdest mysteries on Earth has been slithering past us this whole time…and we still have no idea what it actually is?In this bite-sized episode, Lynnsey and Adriana tumble headfirst into the absolute mind-bender that is the eel. Yes...eels. Where do they come from? How do they reproduce? Why do they casually disappear into one of the most mysterious places on the planet…and come back as babies?!This one starts curious and quickly spirals into “wait… what the hell is happening?” territory.In this episode:Why no one has ever witnessed eels mating (like… ever) and why that’s as unsettling as it soundsAncient cultural beliefs about eels as guardians, wisdom keepers, and manifestations of divine energyThe theory that eels might not reproduce at all… but instead renew, regenerate, or even duplicate themselvesPortals, ley lines, and the possibility that eels are slipping between dimensions (casual)Why this might be one of those mysteries we only understand once we leave this planeHave a theory about eels? (Please say yes.) We are fully accepting wild, unhinged, genius-level speculation.Follow the show on Instagram ⁠@spiritualkinkspodcast⁠ and tell us: what are eels? 🌀🐍✨Connect with Lynnsey:Get her hypnotherapy app: ⁠⁠Align Your Mind™⁠⁠⁠⁠High Vibin' It Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠Connect with Adriana:⁠⁠adrianakeefe.com⁠⁠⁠⁠The No BS Human Design Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram

What if the people closest to you have been with you before? Like, way before... In this episode Lynnsey and Adriana go deep into their own past life regression experiences, and things get personal, mystical, and a little bit mind bending. From medieval French prisons to ancient Egypt to Victorian England, the soul apparently gets around!In this episode:Why past life regression hits completely different when you experience it yourself versus getting a readingAdriana's regression encounter with a powerful Egyptian goddess figure and the physical sensation she could not explain awayHow past life patterns show up as unexplained phobias, postpartum anxiety, and soul recognition with your own childrenLynnsey's medieval France regression and what it taught her about boundaries, conditions, and soul contractsThe goddess Inanna, how she showed up all Lynnsey's life, and the theory that divine feminine archetypes across cultures may all be the same intelligenceA Victorian past life, a merchant sailor who never came home, and the present day connections that made Lynnsey's jaw dropHave a past life story of your own? We want to hear it! Follow the show on Instagram @spiritualkinkspodcast and drop your stories in the comments. Nothing is too weird, too wild, or too out there for this space. 👽✨Connect with Lynnsey:Get her hypnotherapy app: ⁠Align Your Mind™⁠⁠High Vibin' It Podcast⁠⁠Instagram⁠ | ⁠TikTok⁠Connect with Adriana:⁠adrianakeefe.com⁠⁠The No BS Human Design Podcast⁠⁠Instagram

What if angels… are actually aliens? Yeah. We know. Stay with us... In this episode of Spiritual Kinks, we follow one very curious rabbit hole into ancient texts, extraterrestrial theories, and the possibility that Earth might be some kind of cosmic “library planet.” Casual Friday thoughts, obviously.Inside this episode, we play with:• The possibility that angels and extraterrestrials are different names for the same intelligence• Why historical descriptions of angels feel…a bit unsettling when you really read them• The theory that Earth could be holding genetic material from across the cosmos• And how questioning what you’ve been taught can feel both rebellious and weirdly liberatingTake what resonates. Let the rest float off into the void.And if your perception of angels shifts just a little after this…we’ll take partial responsibility.✨ We wanna know...Do you think angels and extraterrestrials could be different names for the same intelligence?Head over to our Instagram and drop your thoughts in the comments. No wrong answers here. Only curiosity welcome. 👽Connect with Lynnsey:Get her hypnotherapy app: ⁠Align Your Mind™⁠⁠High Vibin' It Podcast⁠⁠Instagram⁠ | ⁠TikTok⁠Connect with Adriana:⁠adrianakeefe.com⁠⁠The No BS Human Design Podcast⁠⁠Instagram

Welcome to the very first episode of Spiritual Kinks, the podcast where two spiritual, science-minded moms get together to talk about all the things you'd normally whisper in the corner of a room. No topic is off the table, just pure curiosity and a whole lot of strange.In this inaugural episode, Lynnsey (Spiritual Hypnotherapist) and Adriana (Human Design Priestess) share the kismet story of how this podcast came to be, from a cold PR pitch that almost got ignored, to a lightning bolt moment that neither of them could deny.In this episode:Personal year numbers: what they are, why they work, and why Lynnsey's year 2 basically predicted all of thisFire meets air: what their astrology and Human Design charts reveal about why this collab just worksWhy being spiritual entrepreneur moms is its own kind of magic (and why it matters who you're in the room with)Hypnotherapy mythbusting: no, Lynnsey won't make you forget your ex, and no, she won't make you quack like a duck (that costs extra!)Episode 2 teaser: Lynnsey's theory that aliens and angels are actually the same thing, and yes, she has receiptsWhy "Spiritual Kinks"? A kink isn't always sexual. In its truest sense, it's a curiosity, something taboo, something you might hesitate to say out loud. That's exactly the energy here.✨ Come find us on Instagram to keep up and chat about episodes! @spiritualkinkspodcastConnect with Lynnsey:Get her hypnotherapy app: Align Your Mind™High Vibin' It PodcastInstagram | TikTokConnect with Adriana:adrianakeefe.comThe No BS Human Design PodcastInstagram