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Sports Wrap
by DRN1
DRN1 Sports Wrap brings you a weekly dose of all the sporting action, if you missed any of the action DRN1 Sports Wrap will catch you up. Mondays LIVE from 6pm (WAST) or Podcast the full episode.
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Aliens, Adelaide Emptiness and the Hallmark Hate
Join Simmo and Stocko as they unpack the week that was in Sports and Life.Liverpool gets a massive clip, the boys celebrate dual wins in the WAFL for the Ducks and Subi and aliens throw elbows on the hardwood in around the grounds. Simon has his say on Hallmark Holidays, bachelor life and ISIS brides while also paying tribute to Sir David Attenborough.The analysis of the AFL begins with some Fremantle praise, works through some Essendon and West Coast inevitability and ends with Adelaide leaving us feeling empty.Grub Squad moment of the week debuts with some dribble from Saint Nick and the boys wrap up with tips for the coming AFL round. Don’t forget to like and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.
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Sydney Sweeney's Ruck Infatuation, Round 8 Wrap, and the WCE Woes
Did it happen in sport? If it did, you can bet your bottom dollar that the Sportswrap team is all over it like white on rice in a snowstorm.Join Dangerous Dan, The Man the fish fear and Simmo as they unpack all the winners and losers from the sporting world.The world-famous segment 'Simon Says' returns, with Sydney Sweeney's appreciation of the subtle art of rucking and his new-found appreciation of a good cuppa and a biscuit all get discussed.You know who we are and what we do, and not many do it better than the Sportswrap team. Don’t forget to like and follow on Facebook, Instagram and leave us a like and comment Spotify.
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ANZAC Round Review, Tottenham Troubles & NBA Playoffs
Our ANZAC respects have been paid for 2026 and there is plenty for the SportsWrap team to dissect. Stocko joins the skipper Simmo, diving into the weeks hot topics like the grammar and punctuation police, the plight of our friends at Tottenham and of Uncle Donny’s latest shenanigans.We go around the grounds and take long look at the current NBA playoff picture as we’re halfway through a wild first round.The boys come home strong with some in depth analysis of all nine games from ANZAC round and a look ahead to round 8.Don’t forget to like and subscribe to keep us in your Spotify feed.
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Simon Says: Old People, Volcanoes & Round 7
Round 7 is in the books so its time for the sportswrap team to run an eye over all the winners and losers from another big round of action Join Simmo, Dangerous Dan and Dukie as they give you their unique take on all the action As always crowd favourite segment Simon says is back and this week hes teeing off on everyone from old ppl to Ruth from dantes peak So sit back and enjoy another episode from the mighty sportswrap team
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Gather round , the orange peanut and umpire mic issues
With gather round done and dusted there's only one place to hear about the winners and losers And thats right here on sportswrap Join Simmo and Stocko as they pick through all the action from gather round and call out the winners and the losers Simmo is also back in his logie nominated segment Simon says where he gripes like a true professional You know who we are and what we do and that's what keeps you coming back to Sportswrap on Drn1 radio
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Dukies fat thumbs , painful veggies and footy talk a plenty
The footys over for the week but the sportswrap boys are just starting their shiftJoin foundation members Dukie and Simmo as they direct all the footy action from the weekendSimmo as always presents his universally praised Simon says segment and its probably best you dont eat dinner during this oneThen despite Dukies best efforts we attempt to preview the upcoming round of footy actionNo mercy no research all sportswrap
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Kia Drivers, Internet Trolls, and the Round 3 Review
Round 3Constructive feedback and footy chatThe sportswrap boys are back to unpick all the major ins and out from another huge round of footy actionAs always Simmo is happy to fire off a few opinions in his world famous segment Simon says this week he tackles internet feedback and kia driversThen the boys deliver their own unique review of all the weekends footy action and preview round 3 as only they canSo sit back and enjoy another cracking episode of the almighty sportswrap
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Trump, Toilet Paper, and the Round 2 Wrap
With round 2 in the books its only fitting that the best 2 in the buisness get on the mic to break down all the goings on from the sporting worldJoin Simmo and Dangerous Dan as they break down every game from the Afl and the rest of the sporting world in the kind of detail you expect from sportswrapSimmos ever popular Simon says segment is also back with president Trump and single ply toilet paper in the cross-hairsSo sit back and enjoy another cracking episode of sportswrap
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Simmo’s Itch & Stocko’s Stats - FOOTY, EPL & NBA
Round 1 is won and done and finally it feels like footy is back and so are the Sportswrap team to dissect and unpack all footy action from the week just gone So join Simmo and Stocko as they their eyes over this week's footy news along with the EPL and Stockos ever popular NBA breakdown But we all know why your really here , to listen to Simmo gripe about the world and this week's Simon says certainly has what you need to scratch that itch Attention then turns to the round just gone as the boys review the round big winners and losers And to wrap it up the boys give their tips on the upcoming round 2 games So sit back and enjoy the greatest sports show going around today the one the only Sportswrap
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Wild Speculation & Chocolate Bar Grudges
Footys finally back and with that comes the opportunity to analyse every single play every handball and every kick but thats not the sportswrap way so sit back as the two old timers Simmo and Dukes just speculate wildly about the round As always Simmo has his 10 minute whinge segment ' Simon says ' where everyone from co hosts to over enthusiastic chocolate bars get a grilling Don't worry theres plenty of footy chat to digest as well as we look at the big winners and losers from round 0 and cast our eye towards round 1 So join Simmo and Dukes for another episode of Sportwrap and remember to hit us up on our socials to get your voice heard
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Episode Title: Simmo’s Soundboard Siege & The Flying Turkish Bicycle
The sportswrap team really pulled one out the fire this week against all the odds when Simmos worst fear came true and he had to work the soundboard at the last minute luckily hes a man who thrives in pressure situations and against all the odds he triumphed Join Simmo ,Friend of the show Fred and Dangerous Dan for a look at all the stories that caught the eye this week including a ref who got hit with a child's bike in Turkey and Aussies failure at the t20 world cup Fan fav segment Simon says is also back and the big fella has everyone from uber drivers to loud kids in thd cross-hairs And of course all the ins and outs from last week's AFL " match simulations " will be examined in a way that only the sportswrap team can deliver
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Origin Intensity & Simmo’s Kidney Stones: The Sportswrap Rundown
On the weekend it was mate vs mate state vs state with the state of origin capturing the attention of the footy world But that not how we do it here at Sportswrap with the two best friends that anyone ever had Stocko and Simmo joining forces to run their eye over the weeks biggest stories As always join the lads for a look around the grounds where the NBA all Star weekend the FA cup and the t20 world cup all get a look at And never fear Simmo is back with his list of gripes with Simon Says where everything from kidney stones to dog food getting torched After all that we settle in for an in depth look at the state of origin , preview the season for 6 AFL teams and tell you which games to pencil in for the year So sit back and let the sportswrap boys guide you the week biggest sports stories
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Fred takes a look at the 1 sided Super Bowl
Sports Wrap is back for another massive week, with Simmo, Dukes and Fred pulling apart everything you need to know from the world of sport — and a few things you probably don’t, but they’ll tell you anyway. From local leagues to the biggest international stages, the boys leave no stat unchecked and no hot take unsaid.The episode kicks off with Around the Grounds, giving you a fast-moving wrap of the biggest results, headlines and talking points from the past week. Whether it’s footy, basketball, gridiron or something completely unexpected, if it mattered, it gets a mention.Then it’s over to Simon Says, where Simmo steps up with his trademark opinions, bold calls and slightly questionable logic, delivering takes that spark debate and keep the group honest. Love them or hate them, they’re never boring.Dukes brings the brains in Crunching Numbers, diving deep into the stats, trends and figures that explain what’s really going on behind the scoreboard. If you like your sport backed up by data (or at least argued convincingly), this segment delivers.And this week, Fred goes full analyst mode with a detailed deep dive into the Super Bowl, breaking down the key moments, standout performances, coaching decisions and what the result means for the NFL moving forward. From game-changing plays to legacy-defining moments, Fred connects the dots so you don’t have to.Insightful, opinionated and never afraid to have a laugh, Sports Wrap is your weekly destination for smart sports talk with personality. Strap in — it’s a big one.
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The one and only Mr Skids himself, Dangerous Farts Dan is back.
The Sports Wrap is back for another week and somehow Simmo and Stocko have managed to let Slop Jocks loose in the studio again – also known as Dangerous Farts Dan, for reasons best left unexplained. With the band back together, you can expect all the usual chaos, poor planning and moments that absolutely would not survive a production meeting.The boys roll through the regular segments you know and tolerate, kicking things off with Around the Grounds, covering everything from the big sporting stories to the ones that probably didn’t deserve airtime but got it anyway. Stocko then takes a deep dive into the world of the NBA, breaking down the latest news, form lines and hot takes with just enough confidence to sound convincing.As for Simmo, he does what Simmo does best – delivering his weekly dose of unchecked ego before giving it a gentle polish in Simon Says, where opinions are strong, facts are optional and self-reflection is… limited. The lads also turn their attention to the current batch of AFL coaches, analysing who’s flying, who’s under pressure and who might already be updating their résumé.Along the way there are distractions, sidetracks, in-jokes, and plenty of moments that start with “we’ll cut this out” and never do. It’s sport, it’s banter, it’s barely controlled radio and it’s exactly what you’ve come to expect from the Sports Wrap — lots to talk about, plenty to laugh at, and, when you really think about it, not all that much at all.
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Xmas has happily messed with the edit because the boys left a hot mic on!
Sports Wrap is back and Simmo, Dukes and Stocko completely annihilate whatever radio credibility they might’ve been clinging to. This episode has all the classic Sports Wrap segments you know and love, but with the added spice of hot mics, live chaos, and unfiltered moments that make you feel like you’re sitting in the studio with them. The boys rip through the biggest stories in sport, firing off opinions, half-serious analysis, and plenty of banter that goes well off the rails.From sharp takes to total derailments, nothing is off-limits as Simmo tries to keep things moving, Dukes brings the numbers and the noise, and Stocko happily stirs the pot. Add in accidental overshares, mic-left-on moments, and laughs that take way too long to recover from, and you’ve got a tastier, looser, and more unpredictable live listen.If you like your sport wrapped in humour, chaos, and just enough insight to justify it all, this episode of Sports Wrap delivers in spades.
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Zooper doopers may kill you
Wade , Bosh , LeBron were collectively known as the big 3 but here at Sportswrap we've created our own 3 headed monster when Simmo , friend of the show Fred and Stocko step up to the plate to run a critical eye of the offerings thrown up by the sporting world As always we kick off with around the grounds where we praise and ridicule all the teams that slip under the radar on other shows as only the big 3 can Then its on to the real meat of the show the first ever state of the union where the boys put their collective heads together to tackle the big issues as we see them Fan fav segment Simon says aslo returns and the big fella bares his soul as he tackles his growing zooper dooper addiction and his inability to master the toilet Have you ever wondered what sports movies would make our top 10 ? Then wonder no longer as a lack of footy and cricket leaves us with no choice but to do a top 10 list in a desperate attempt to fill time So sit back rip the scab off a cold one and tune in for another rollecoaster ride through the sporting world with the dream team from sportswrap
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Brotherly love and Dukes bringing you the weeks sport
The Sports Wrap is back, and this week it’s all about family, footy, and a full wrap of the week in sport. Joining Simmo and Dukes in the studio is Wilbur, (aka Simmo’s better-looking brother) bringing a bit of brotherly banter to an already stacked episode.The boys break down all the big stories from across the sporting world, delivering their trademark mix of insight, opinion, and laughs as they wrap up the week that was. From key results and talking points to the moments everyone’s been debating, it’s the Sports Wrap you know and love, with a family twist.
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See you all in 2026! Happy New Year!
That’s a wrap for 2025 and the boys aren’t going quietly. Simmo, Dukes, Stocko and Xmas close out the year with one of the biggest, loudest and most unfiltered episodes of the Sports Wrap yet, taking you through the weekend’s sport and putting a full stop on another massive year of wins, losses, hot takes and absolute nonsense.As expected, a good chunk of the show is dedicated to doing our civic duty and absolutely bagging out those Pommie wankers known as the English cricket team. We also turn our attention to their loyal (and painfully irritating) travelling circus, the Barmy Army — or just call them the “Pommie Le Girls”. No mercy, no apologies, and definitely no fact-checking once the rants get rolling.Alongside the chaos, all your favourite regular segments return for one final outing in 2025, with the boys firing on all cylinders and nobody safe from a drive-by spray. There’s plenty of laughs, plenty of opinions, and more than a few moments that remind you why this show probably shouldn’t be recorded… but thankfully is.So strap yourself in, crack a cold one, and join us as we tell 2025 to bugger off in true Sports Wrap fashion. It’s loud, it’s loose, it’s unapologetic — and it’s the perfect way to send off the year. Thanks for sticking with us, thanks for listening, and we’ll see you next year for more sport, more stupidity and more of the Sports Wrap you know and love.
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Merry Xmas from the Sports Wrap Crew
Simmo and Xmas are back together for another cracking episode of The Sports Wrap, and this week the crew gets even bigger with the introduction of a brand new guest host. Please welcome Ben Stockden – Stocko – making his first appearance on the show.The boys dive headfirst into the week’s biggest sporting stories, sharing their usual mix of sharp analysis, strong opinions and plenty of laughs. With Stocko joining the table, there’s a fresh voice in the mix as the lads break down what’s making headlines, what’s flying under the radar, and what’s got them fired up.It’s the Sports Wrap you know and love, now with an extra mic and a whole lot more to talk about.
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The glitch at the end of the show nearly ruined our brilliance!
Dukes and Xmas are back with another action-packed episode of The Sports Wrap, taking a look at everything that’s made headlines across the sporting world this week.Xmas steps in for Simmo and absolutely butchers Around the Grounds, proving once again that some segments are better left to the experts. Dukes, meanwhile, turns up with a sack full of Crunching Numbers, diving deep into the stats and stories that matter.The boys also preview the 3rd Ashes Test as the rivalry with the Poms rolls on, and cast an eye over the upcoming week of the Big Bash League. If you like your sport informed, entertaining, and just a little bit unhinged, this one’s for you.
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How good are the Aussies and some Pom bashing!
Simmo and Xmas return with another cracking episode of the Sports Wrap. This week, Simmo takes you Around the Grounds with all the latest news before firing up another edition of Simon Says, where his wonderfully twisted take on the sporting world once again steals the show.Then the boys dive headfirst into the second Ashes Test—an unapologetically Aussie review filled with classic banter, a fair bit of Poms-bashing, and plenty of chest-thumping about just how good the Aussies really are. It’s bold, it’s loose, and it’s everything you love about the Sports Wrap. Tune in and enjoy the ride.
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We're pretty sure this is still a sports show
Here’s an extended version with more energy and detail:Simmo, Dukes, Xmas, and a very special guest appearance from Noah (more to come about our guest host soon) serve up a massive new episode of the Sports Wrap, packed with everything you love about the loosest sports show on the planet.The boys kick things off by taking you Around the Grounds, breaking down all the biggest stories, surprise results, heroic performances, and questionable decisions from the week in sport. Whether it’s AFL, cricket, motorsport, or whatever madness the sporting world has cooked up, they’ve got it covered with their usual blend of insight and chaos.Simmo returns with another instalment of Simon Says, where he’s once again trying—unsuccessfully—to convince the universe to just give him the bloody PlayStation. Expect tangents, half-baked theories, and Simmo’s trademark wisdom delivered with a wink.Dukes steps up with a brand-new Crunching Numbers, sending stats lovers into a frenzy as he breaks down the figures behind the week’s big talking points. If there’s a number worth knowing, Dukes has crunched it, analysed it, and probably lost sleep over it.Xmas is in fine form as always, chiming in with sharp takes and the occasional sledge, while our special guest Noah brings a fresh voice and a few surprises of his own.It’s bold, it’s loose, it’s packed with laughs and sport—everything you expect from the Sports Wrap and more. Tune in and get around it!
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Better late than never!
Simmo and Xmas have another great episode for you so click the link and take a listen. And yes I know it's late!
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Dangerous Dan brings the chaos from within his undies.And there's some sport as well!
Simmo, Dukes, and Dangerous Dan are back with another brilliant episode of the Sports Wrap — the loosest, loudest, and most unapologetically entertaining sports show on the planet. This week the lads crack open the biggest stories from around the grounds, diving into all the AFL news, the latest drama in world sport, and the moments that had everyone talking.Simmo fires up with his trademark takes that somehow make perfect sense and no sense at the same time, Dukes crunches the numbers and delivers the stats you didn’t know you needed, and Dangerous Dan brings the chaos, colour, and cutting-edge commentary only he can.Strap in for banter, blow-ups, deep dives, and a whole lot of laughs — because when these three get behind the mic, anything can (and usually does) happen on the Sports Wrap. Tune in and get around it!
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Friend of the Show Fred joins the show
Simmo and Xmas are back for another packed episode of The Sports Wrap, and this week they’re joined by none other than Friend of the Show, Fred! The boys take you Around the Grounds with all the latest AFL news and stories from across the leagues. Simmo brings you his unique spin on the world with another hilarious round of Simon Says.This week’s club history deep dive takes us through the journey of the Geelong Football Club, the Gold Coast Suns, and the GWS Giants — from their humble beginnings to where they stand today. And to top it all off, Simmo’s got not one but a couple of cracking Top 10 lists to wrap things up in true Sports Wrap style.Tune in for laughs, banter, and plenty of sporting chaos — it’s The Sports Wrap, the loosest sports show on the planet!
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We had a blow in join Simmo and Xmas on the show.
Sports Wrap is back with another blockbuster episode featuring the dynamic trio — Simmo, Xmas, and Dukie! The boys are in fine form this week, bringing you their signature mix of sports knowledge, banter, and a healthy dose of chaos.Simmo kicks things off Around the Grounds, diving into the biggest talking points from the world of sport with his usual passion and sharp humour. Xmas steps up with his Melbourne Cup preview, giving you the inside scoop on the horses, trainers, and tips that could make or break your office sweep. Meanwhile, Simon Says returns, and you know what that means — Simmo’s wonderfully weird take on the world. From random observations to deep (and occasionally disturbing) life thoughts, it’s a segment you don’t want to miss.But that’s not all — the boys are also getting nostalgic this week as they explore the rich history of the Collingwood Football Club, Essendon Football Club, and of course, the mighty (or as they like to say, Flogmantle) Fremantle Dockers. Expect plenty of laughs, a few digs, and maybe even some surprising trivia along the way.And rounding it all out, Dukie returns with Crunching Numbers, breaking down the stats, facts, and hidden gems that make the game great. Whether you’re a diehard fan or just here for the laughs, Sports Wrap has you covered — it’s bold, it’s funny, it’s insightful, and it’s 100% unmissable!
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Simmo has a new co-host. Xmas has come early and joined the show.
It’s all happening on Sports Wrap this week as Simmo teams up with none other than Xmas! Yes, you heard that right — Xmas is officially on board while Dukie heads off FIFO (or maybe he’s just casting a line somewhere remote). Either way, the boys are keeping the spirit of Sports Wrap alive with all your favourite segments and a few fresh twists along the way.You can still count on the classics like Around the Grounds, where Simmo and Xmas take you through all the big sporting stories from across the globe — from the latest cricket and NFL updates to the best of the EPL. Then there’s Crunching Numbers, where they break down the stats, records, and hidden gems that make sport what it is. And of course, you can’t miss Simmo’s Simon Says, the segment where Simmo speaks his mind and doesn’t hold back — expect the laughs, the rants, and the occasional pearl of wisdom.And while the AFL season might be over, that doesn’t mean the boys are hanging up their boots. Sports Wrap is launching a brand-new AFL history series, looking back at the stories, rivalries, and iconic moments that built the game we love today. To kick it off, Simmo and Xmas dive into the early days of the Adelaide Football Club, the mighty Brisbane Lions, and the legendary Carlton Blues — the triumphs, the scandals, and everything in between.So tune in for big laughs, big opinions, and a massive serve of Aussie sporting spirit. Whether Dukie’s on site or on the sea, Sports Wrap with Simmo and Xmas is keeping the conversation rolling, the stats flowing, and the banter at full tilt — just the way you like it!
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The Golden Plumbs Awards 2025. The awards who for people who love AFL......and feet!
On this very special episode of The Sports Wrap, it’s time for the night of nights — the Golden Plumbs! 🏆 Simmo, Dukie, and Dan dust off their finest threads and bring you an awards ceremony like no other, celebrating the absolute best and worst moments from the 2025 AFL season.From the unforgettable clutch performances and breakout stars to the biggest blunders, shockers, and moments that left fans scratching their heads, nothing escapes the lads’ sharp analysis and trademark banter. Expect plenty of laughs, questionable categories, and a few left-field nominations that only the Sports Wrap crew could come up with.Simmo brings the heat with his hilarious takes, Dukie dives into the stats behind the chaos, and Dan keeps the night on track… well, mostly. It’s a mix of insight, chaos, and comedy that perfectly captures what makes the Sports Wrap one of the most entertaining listens in sports radio.So grab a drink, settle in, and join the boys as they celebrate another wild AFL season the only way they know how — with The Golden Plumbs Awards!
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Dukies pulling out!
It’s a massive week on The Sports Wrap, and there’s a bit of emotion in the air as Simmo and Dukes bring you Dukie’s last weekly show before he moves to a fortnightly schedule. But don’t worry — the boys are sending him off in true Sports Wrap style, packed with laughs, banter, and some of the sharpest sports chat you’ll hear anywhere on the dial.They’re diving straight into the AFL and NFL Grand Finals, breaking down the big moments that had fans on the edge of their seats. Expect some fiery opinions, passionate debates, and a few trademark digs from Simmo as the boys look back at how the games were won and lost, who stood tall under pressure, and who might be rethinking their strategy already for next season.After a short break, Around the Grounds is back, taking you across the globe for all the biggest stories in sport — from local legends to international headlines. Then it’s time for the return of Crunching Numbers with Dukes, where he crunches the stats, digs through the data, and somehow still manages to make numbers entertaining. Whether it’s win percentages, player efficiency, or those little quirks only Dukes seems to notice, it’s a segment you won’t want to miss.And of course, rounding out the show, Simon Says makes a triumphant return — and after two weeks of preparation, Simmo’s coming in hot. Expect clever insights, unexpected twists, and a few moments that will have both Dukes and listeners in stitches.It’s a show full of energy, nostalgia, and plenty of fun as the lads celebrate the end of an era (well, for now) and gear up for the next chapter of The Sports Wrap. Whether you’re a diehard fan or just love a good laugh with your sports talk, this episode is one you’ll want to catch live.
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Sports Wrap Grand Final Live –Bayswater Bowling and Recreation Club Special
It’s the biggest Sports Wrap of the year! Join Simmo and Dukie live from the Bayswater Bowling and Recreation Club as they break down the 2025 AFL season and give their tips on who’s set to take out the premiership.Recorded in front of a lively crowd, this Grand Final spectacular brings all the banter, bold predictions, and big laughs you love from Sports Wrap—plus a few surprises for the audience.A huge thanks to Andrew at Heritage Hardware and Lighting for supporting the raffle, and to Sarah and the team at Safety Bay Settlements for making the quiz possible.Don’t miss the energy, the laughs, and the footy fever—it’s Sports Wrap Grand Final live on DRN1!
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Duke's is back and not too soon. Well, that's what the fish are reporting.
Guess who’s back? That’s right, the man who insists on comparing himself to Rex Hunt — though his methods with fish might raise a few eyebrows — Adam Ducas has returned from his fishing adventures. After weeks of terrorising the ocean with his size 15 fishing rod, Dukie is back behind the mic… and judging by the opening minutes, he may need a quick refresher course in how radio broadcasting actually works. But let’s be honest, would we have it any other way?All your favourite segments are back in full swing: Simmo takes you Around the Grounds with his signature mix of passion and sarcasm, Simon drops another round of unpredictable comedy in Simon Says, and yes — you heard it right — Crunching Numbers with Dukie is being done by Dukie himself this week (no fill-ins, no excuses).And while we’re at it, a huge shout-out to the boys who kept the ship afloat while Dukes was away tangling with marine life. They stepped in, brought the laughs, and kept the Sports Wrap spirit alive until the big fella’s return.So settle in for another dose of footy, stats, laughs, and the kind of questionable banter that only this crew can deliver. Because when it comes to wrapping up the weekend of sport, nobody does it quite like Sports Wrap.
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You can tell it was a bye week
This week on The Sports Wrap, things looked a little different behind the mics. With Dukie off living the dream and doing what so many West Aussies do—escaping to Bali for a couple of weeks—Simmo was joined by friend of the show Fred to keep the ball rolling. And while Dukie might have been sipping cocktails by the pool, back home the action didn’t stop.Simmo and Fred took listeners through all the big moments from the weekend of sport, starting with Around the Grounds, where the boys broke down the latest results, upsets, and highlights across the AFL and NRL. Fred jumped right in with strong takes and plenty of banter, making sure Dukie’s chair wasn’t left empty in spirit.Crunching Numbers made its return as the stats got dissected in true Sports Wrap style, giving a deeper look at the figures behind the games. Simon Says brought the laughs once again, adding that mix of humour and offbeat insight that fans have come to expect each week. And of course, the lads didn’t shy away from the EPL and NFL wrap-ups, with Simmo giving his sharp analysis on what’s happening in the world game and across the pond in the States.Even with Dukie away, the energy was high, the debates were fiery, and the segments you love were all there. The Sports Wrap proves once again that no matter who’s in the co-host chair, it’s your home for sport, stats, laughs, and the occasional spray.
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This what happens when order falls apart!
Sports Wrap is your essential guide to everything that’s happened across the weekend in sport. Simmo and Dan bring their unique mix of insight, humour, and passion to the table, making sure no story slips through the cracks.Each episode, Simmo takes you Around the Grounds with updates, highlights, and the key talking points from the AFL and beyond, while Dan crunches the data and serves up the facts that matter in Crunching Numbers. Add to that the unpredictably hilarious Simon Says, where nothing is off-limits, and you’ve got a show that balances serious analysis with plenty of laughs.But that’s not all — the boys go deeper into the big moments that shaped the weekend, from dramatic upsets to match-winning performances, and aren’t afraid to give strong takes on the players, coaches, and calls that made headlines. Whether it’s breaking down AFL finals implications, giving you the latest on NRL talking points, or touching on the wider sporting world, Sports Wrap has it covered.Packed with banter, bold opinions, and a real love of the game, this isn’t just another sports show — it’s the weekend of sport, wrapped up and delivered the way you like it.
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There was 3 in the bed and the Sports Wrap said!
It’s another big edition of the Sports Wrap as Simmo, Dangerous Dan, and Fred guide you through all the action from the weekend in sport. Simmo kicks things off with Around the Grounds, giving you the latest news, results, and stories making headlines right across the codes. From there, the boys sink their teeth into a full review of the AFL round, dissecting the big wins, surprise upsets, and the moments that are shaping the season as we head toward the pointy end.Josh Parke makes his return with the always popular NRL Wrap, where he breaks down the key talking points and puts a couple of coaches under the microscope. Dangerous Dan is back in his element with another detailed edition of Crunching Numbers, delivering the stats and insights you won’t find anywhere else.To top it all off, the crew look ahead to the AFL’s final round of the home-and-away season, previewing the matches that will decide ladder positions, finals hopes, and who’s set to miss out. With plenty of banter, strong opinions, and more than a few laughs along the way, this is an episode packed full of sporting goodness you won’t want to miss.
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Only 2 weeks until Dukes is back.
Simmo and Dangerous Dan are back in the hot seat for another chaotic and cracking episode of The Sports Wrap—but this time they’ve roped in a wildcard guest host: Simmo’s very own brother, The boys tear through another week of sporting madness.Around the Grounds returns with Simmo diving into the biggest stories, wildest moments, and most questionable decisions from across the sporting world. Dangerous Dan is stepping up with Crunching Numbers, where the stats don’t lie—but Dan might. And of course, no episode is complete without Simon Says, where Simmo once again delivers his no-filter take on whatever’s grinding his gears.It’s raw, it’s funny, it’s unpredictable—it’s The Sports Wrap.
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WOW! What a show!
It’s clear the Sports Wrap is missing its fearless captain Dukes, and the crew is feeling it—but that hasn’t stopped Simmo and Dangerous Dan from dragging this ship through another weekend of sport! Josh is back with his sharp NRL insights and isn’t holding back, putting a couple of coaches squarely on the chopping block. Simon Says returns, once again managing to be both oddly funny and slightly concerning—we’re convinced it’s just Simmo’s own twisted form of self-care.Meanwhile, Dangerous Dan is absolutely owning Duke’s Crunching Numbers segment—so much so we think he’s a little too excited about it. But hey, we’d be worried too if our finest work looked like it was ready to jump ship to another host.Add in all the usual chaotic AFL chat, wild opinions, and sideways banter, and you’ve got another unmissable episode of the Sports Wrap—barely held together, but still powering through.Don’t miss it.
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Blow in guest host Wilbur joins Simmo and Dangerous Dan
Simmo and Dangerous Dan are back in the hot seat for another chaotic and cracking episode of The Sports Wrap—but this time they’ve roped in a wildcard guest host: Simmo’s very own brother, Wilbur. With Wilbur chucking in his five cents’ worth (whether it’s wanted or not), the boys tear through another week of sporting madness.Around the Grounds returns with Simmo diving into the biggest stories, wildest moments, and most questionable decisions from across the sporting world. Dangerous Dan is stepping up with Crunching Numbers, where the stats don’t lie—but Dan might. And of course, no episode is complete without Simon Says, where Simmo once again delivers his no-filter take on whatever’s grinding his gears.It’s raw, it’s funny, it’s unpredictable—it’s The Sports Wrap.
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While Duke's away the others will, well who knows really!
This week on The Sports Wrap, things are looking a little different — and by different, we mean slightly unhinged. With Dukie off on a 7-week fishing holiday (because someone has to justify the cost of those overpriced reels), Simmo, Dangerous Dan, and Fred Flintstone have taken the wheel… and nobody’s quite sure where they’re heading.Simmo is still holding down the fort with another strong Simon Says, tackling all the big talking points in sport and dishing out his usual mix of insight, sarcasm, and simmering frustration. Around the Grounds returns to give you the latest updates from all codes, all over the place.And while Dukie’s away, someone had to take over Crunching Numbers — so who better than Dangerous Dan? Sure, he might need a little help telling a stat from a sandwich, but he’s bringing his own flair (and maybe a few dodgy spreadsheets) to the role.Fred Flintstone has been added to the line-up for one reason and one reason only: looks. He’s not bringing analysis, he’s not reading box scores — but he sure balances out the visual horror of Simmo and Dan behind a microphone.Expect laughs, left-field takes, and the kind of sporting banter that only happens when the adult supervision (Dukie) is gone. It’s The Sports Wrap — a little wilder, a little weirder, and absolutely unmissable.
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Dukie is packing up and knicking off for 7 weeks
Simmo and Dukie are back behind the mic for another action-packed episode of Sports Wrap, and this week it’s a bit of a special one. Why? Because Dukie is gearing up for his final show before jetting off on a 7-week holiday — and let’s just say, he’s not exactly leaving quietly. From the very first minute, Dukie is talking himself up like he’s won the Brownlow, the EPL, and the Super Bowl all at once!But it’s not all about Dukie (well, almost). The ever-popular Around the Grounds returns with Simmo breaking down the big stories from the weekend’s action, from footy to football and everything in between. Meanwhile, Simon Says takes aim — and this week, the target is none other than Dukie himself. And yes, there’s also a few things to be said about Xmas too.Of course, it wouldn’t be Sports Wrap without Dukie Crunching the Numbers. He’s bringing out the stats, the history, and maybe even a wild prediction or two before he signs off for his well-deserved break.Get ready for laughs, debate, and all the sport you can handle in this final Dukie-filled episode (for now).
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Strap in! The boys are firing on all cylinders!
The boys are back with a brand new episode of The Sports Wrap, and it's packed with all the segments you know and love! Simmo kicks things off with Around the Grounds, taking you on a whirlwind tour of the weekend’s action across the AFL, NRL, EPL, and more. Then it’s time for Simon Says, where Simmo gives his unfiltered take on the biggest talking points, controversial calls, and the sporting nonsense that’s boiling his piss this week. And don’t worry, Dukie hasn’t gone anywhere — he’s Crunching Numbers like only he can, digging deep into stats, drafts, and the data that tells the real story behind the headlines.Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just in it for the banter, The Sports Wrap delivers bold opinions, sharp analysis, and plenty of laughs. Strap in — the boys are firing on all cylinders!
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Dukie's Crunching Numbers will have you running for the tissues with excitement!
Simmo and Dukie are back in the studio for another unmissable episode of The Sports Wrap, your go-to for passionate opinions, razor-sharp stats, and the kind of banter you didn’t know you needed in your life. This week’s show kicks off with a twist—Simmo’s Around the Grounds takes an unexpected turn after resident NRL expert Josh Parke calls in sick. Never one to shy away from a challenge (or the chance to take the piss), Simmo steps up and delivers the NRL Wrap himself, giving us a no-holds-barred rundown of the league’s weekend action—whether Josh likes it or not.From there, it’s into AFL Round 15, and let’s just say Simmo is not holding back. With bye rounds wreaking havoc on the fixture, the Thursday and Friday night games were, in his words, “boring rubbish” that had no business being scheduled in the premier timeslots. If you’ve been frustrated by the AFL’s bizarre scheduling choices, this rant is for you.Then it’s time for the stat attack you didn’t know you needed but now can’t live without—Dukie’s Crunching Numbers. This week, Dukie’s dived deep into the GWS database and come up with a stat so juicy, so beautifully nerdy, that data lovers everywhere will be rushing for a quiet moment to themselves. Honestly, it’s that good. Expect spreadsheets, graphs, and a fair bit of frothing.We’ve also got the ever-reliable Simon Says, Simmo’s take-no-prisoners segment that blends social commentary, sports oddities, and unfiltered rants into one glorious stew. From players milking free kicks to Simmo’s theory on why footy coverage needs less analysis and more chaos, it’s unpredictable and absolutely essential listening.Wrap it all up with in-depth analysis, some light sledging, and a few moments where Simmo and Dukie genuinely forget they’re on air, and you’ve got another classic episode of The Sports Wrap.It’s footy talk for fans who love the game, love the stats, and most of all, love a laugh. Don’t miss it!
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The lads keep getting better
This episode sees the much-loved Around the Grounds segment return, as the boys whip around the leagues to bring you the best bits, worst losses, biggest blow-ups, and unexpected upsets from the weekend's action. From local legends to international headlines, nothing escapes their radar.Dukie is still Crunching Numbers like a complete nerd—his words, not ours—and somehow makes deep-dive analytics actually entertaining. Expect everything from player averages and injury impacts to the sneaky trends no one else is talking about. If you're betting, tipping, or just want to win a pub argument, this is the stuff you need.And speaking of tips, Josh has absolutely nailed it this week with his NRL predictions. He’s picked winners, spotted the flops, and might just be the reason your footy tipping comp gets a shake-up. Keep an ear out—he’s in career-best form.Simmo’s also launched a brand-new segment called Simon Says, stepping in to replace an old favourite. It’s part rant, part wisdom, part chaos—as only Simmo can deliver. Whether he’s tearing strips off a coach’s tactics or telling it straight about the state of the game, this new segment is quickly becoming a fan highlight.
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Collingwood is definitely the flag favourite and Simmo is ready for Melbourne in September
Simmo and Dukie are absolutely killing it this week with another action-packed episode of Sports Wrap, the show where passion meets stats, and no game goes unnoticed. Whether you're a die-hard footy head or just love a good spray about sport, this one’s for you.The much-loved Around the Grounds segment is back, as the boys whip around the leagues to bring you the best bits, worst losses, biggest blow-ups, and unexpected upsets from the weekend's action. From local legends to international headlines, nothing escapes their radar.Dukie is still Crunching Numbers like a complete nerd, Simmo's words, not ours and somehow makes deep-dive analytics actually entertaining. Expect everything from player averages and injury impacts to the sneaky trends no one else is talking about. If you're betting, tipping, or just want to win a pub argument, this is the stuff you need.And speaking of tips, Josh has absolutely nailed it this week with his NRL predictions. He’s picked winners, spotted the flops, and might just be the reason your footy tipping comp gets a shake-up. Keep an ear out he’s in career-best form.Simmo’s also launched a brand-new segment called Simon Says, stepping in to replace an old favourite. It’s part rant, part wisdom, part chaos as only Simmo can deliver. Whether he’s tearing strips off a coach’s tactics or telling it straight about the state of the game, this new segment is quickly becoming a fan highlight.There’s banter, blow-ups, brilliant insight and maybe a few dodgy calls too. That’s all part of the fun. Tune in, wrap up, and let Simmo and Dukie take you through the week in sport like only they can.
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Aother ripper episode from the boys.
The boys are back in town, and they’re bringing the heat in another jam-packed episode of Sports Wrap with Simmo and Dukie! Whether you’re a die-hard sports nut or just here for the banter, this episode has something for everyone.It all kicks off with Around the Grounds, where Simmo takes you on a whirlwind tour of the weekend's results across the major codes. From last-minute goals to shock upsets, he’s got all the scores, highlights, and headlines you need to sound like you watched every game – even if you didn’t.Then it's time to let off a bit of steam with the return of What Boils My Piss. Simmo’s back behind the mic with his trademark mix of frustration and humour, taking aim at the little things that drive him up the wall – and trust us, you’ll be nodding along.Rugby league fans, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered too. Josh Parke is back with his NRL Wrap, bringing insight, analysis, and the kind of footy knowledge that only someone who lives and breathes the game can provide.And of course, Dukie is Crunching Numbers like only he can – digging into the stats, trends, and draft data that separate the contenders from the pretenders. Whether it's fantasy tips or recruitment strategy, Dukie brings the maths to the madness.Add in some classic back-and-forth banter, sharp takes, and a genuine love for the game, and you’ve got another must-listen edition of Sports Wrap. So grab your footy shorts, settle in, and let Simmo and Dukie take you through the week in sport – one laugh, gripe, and stat at a time.
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Simmo and Dukies 37th episode together
Strap yourselves in because Simmo and Dukie are back behind the mic for another massive episode of Sports Wrap! As always, the boys are bringing the heat with their no-holds-barred take on the sporting weekend that was – covering all the big hits, shockers, and standout moments from the AFL, NRL, and beyond. Whether it’s a thrilling upset, a controversial call, or a rising star making waves, they’ve got it covered.Simmo is fired up and ready to let loose in his much-loved segment What Boils My Piss – expect passionate rants, head-shaking disbelief, and maybe even a life hack or two along the way. Meanwhile, Dukie dives deep into the data in Crunching Number, breaking down the stats you didn’t know you needed, but now can’t live without.This week, the lads are joined by special guest Josh, who jumps in for a deep-dive chat about all things NRL – from ladder movers to injury lists and everything in between. Expect insight, laughs, and plenty of friendly digs as the trio unpacks the week in league.Plus, the boys preview the upcoming round across the codes, share bold predictions, and maybe even a few outrageous hot takes. It’s footy talk, mateship, and mayhem all rolled into one.Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just trying to keep up at the pub, Sports Wrap has your weekly dose of sport served up with passion, banter, and a whole lot of heart.
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What a massive weekend in sport!
Strap in for another jam-packed edition of Sports Wrap as Simmo and Dukie take you through a massive weekend of sporting action, headlines, highlights, and hilarious banter.The show kicks off with the fan-favourite segment Around the Grounds, where Simmo delivers a whirlwind recap of all the latest results from the AFL, EPL, and NBA. Whether it's buzzer-beaters, last-minute goals, or controversial umpiring decisions, Simmo's got you covered with all the must-know scores and stories from the sporting world plus a little bit of of Formula 1 from JaseJosh is back with another look at the round that was in the NRL and boy was there some massive upsets, a draw and Josh calls Penrith's finals over.Of course, no episode of Sports Wrap would be complete without Dukie getting down to business. Armed with spreadsheets and a sharp eye for trends, Dukie crunches the numbers from the AFL season so far uncovering who’s hot, who’s not, and what the stats say about the contenders and pretenders heading into the middle part of the year.Then things get personal and it’s mostly about football as Simmo unloads in "What Boils My Piss", his weekly rant where nothing is off-limits. if it annoyed Simmo this week, you're going to hear about it — with passion, humour, and zero filter.Finally, the boys turn their attention to Round 10 of the AFL, breaking down all the key matchups, injury news, ladder implications, and bold predictions. Who’s set to make a statement? Who’s under pressure? And which teams are facing must-win games? Simmo and Dukie give you everything you need to know to sound like an expert at the pub or the water cooler.
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Failmantle! They make sh!t teams look good!
Strap in for another jam-packed edition of Sports Wrap as Simmo and Dukie take you through a massive weekend of sporting action, headlines, highlights, and hilarious banter.The show kicks off with the fan-favourite segment Around the Grounds, where Simmo delivers a whirlwind recap of all the latest results from the AFL, EPL, and NBA. Whether it's buzzer-beaters, last-minute goals, or controversial umpiring decisions, Simmo's got you covered with all the must-know scores and stories from the sporting world plus a little bit of of Formula 1 from JaseNext up, we welcome back Josh Parke, fresh from his travels across Fiji and the SolomonIslands. Josh has been deep in rugby heartland territory, meeting the local talent and discovering why these island nations continue to produce wave after wave of freakishly gifted players lighting up the NRL. Expect incredible stories, scouting gems, and a few laughs from Josh’s journey.Of course, no episode of Sports Wrap would be complete without Dukie getting down to business. Armed with spreadsheets and a sharp eye for trends, Dukie crunches the numbers from the AFL season so far — uncovering who’s hot, who’s not, and what the stats say about the contenders and pretenders heading into the middle part of the year.Then things get personal as Simmo unloads in "What Boils My Piss", his weekly rant where nothing is off-limits. From poor sportsmanship to dodgy internet streams, if it annoyed Simmo this week, you're going to hear about it — with passion, humour, and zero filter.Finally, the boys turn their attention to Round 9 of the AFL, breaking down all the key matchups, injury news, ladder implications, and bold predictions. Who’s set to make a statement? Who’s under pressure? And which teams are facing must-win games? Simmo and Dukie give you everything you need to know to sound like an expert at the pub or the water cooler.It's all here — the analysis, the laughs, the rants, and the love of the game. This is Sports Wrap, and you're not going to want to miss a minute.
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This really is a sports show!
Simmo and Dukie are back in the studio the Sports Wrap bringing you their trademark mix of laughs, hot takes, and seriously sharp footy analysis.They kick things off with Around the Grounds, running through all the big results from the weekend’s AFL and EPL matches. Whether it was a shock upset, a clutch goal, or a side that simply didn’t show up, Simmo and Dukie break it all down with their usual mix of insight and banter.Then it’s time for the always unfiltered What Boils My Piss, and Simmo does not disappoint and Dukie returns with his much-loved segment Crunching Numbers, digging into the stats and trends shaping the season so far. He’s got the data, the insight, and a few surprises that might just change the way you see the ladder.But that’s not all. The boys go deep, real deep into the weekend’s AFL matches, delivering a full-blown review of every game. They call out who stood tall, who went missing, and which sides are looking the goods heading into the next round. It’s bold, it’s loud, it’s packed with passion. Whether you're a diehard footy head, an EPL nut, or just here for Simmo’s rants, this episode of Sports Wrap is an absolute belter.
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Best episode so far!
Simmo and Dukie are back in the studio with their finest episode yet of the Sports Wrap bringing you their trademark mix of laughs, hot takes, and seriously sharp footy analysis.They kick things off with Around the Grounds, running through all the big results from the weekend’s AFL and EPL matches. Whether it was a shock upset, a clutch goal, or a side that simply didn’t show up, Simmo and Dukie break it all down with their usual mix of insight and banter.Then it’s time for the always unfiltered What Boils My Piss, and Simmo does not disappoint. He’s absolutely on fire this week ranting about how Jesus keeps getting dragged up every year just because it’s Easter, unloading on fans who throw things at AFL players, and taking aim at a few other gripes that have got under his skin. If you like your commentary with a bit of bite, this one’s for you.Dukie returns with his much-loved segment Crunching Numbers, digging into the stats and trends shaping the season so far. He’s got the data, the insight, and a few surprises that might just change the way you see the ladder.But that’s not all. The boys go deep, real deep into the weekend’s AFL matches, delivering a full-blown review of every game. They call out who stood tall, who went missing, and which sides are looking the goods heading into the next round. And of course, they cap things off with a preview of the upcoming fixtures, complete with their fearless (and sometimes outrageous,like predicting Carlton to win the flag) tips.It’s bold, it’s loud, it’s packed with passion. Whether you're a diehard footy head, an EPL nut, or just here for Simmo’s rants, this episode of Sports Wrap is an absolute belter.
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While Dukie’s Away, the Boys Will Play!
This week on Sports Wrap, with Dukie off on a well-earned break (rumours are he's crunching numbers on a tropical island), the mics are hot and the banter’s even hotter as Simmo, Dangerous Dan, and Fred take over the reins!Simmo kicks things off with his usual fiery passion, guiding listeners through a jam-packed weekend of AFL, EPL, and NBA action. With footy season heating up, the trio leave no stone unturned in their deep-dive into all the big moments—from controversial calls to breakout performances, injury concerns, and where your team really stands as we head into the next round.As always, Simmo brings the heat with his legendary segment What Boils My Piss—and this week, Dangerous Dan adds his own brand of unfiltered, slightly rogue wisdom to the ranting session. Let’s just say, it’s not for the faint-hearted, but it’s absolutely hilarious.The AFL faithful are well-fed with the weekly Review, Preview and Tips, as the boys break down every game, call out the heroes and villains, and make their picks for who’s primed to make a statement in the upcoming round.Fred steps up in Dukie’s absence to deliver Dukie’s Crunching Numbers—proving once and for all that stats don't lie, and Fred’s got a sneaky knack for the analytics. Whether you're a supercoach tragic or just love knowing who ran the most kms, this one’s for you.And of course, they wrap things up with the classic Good, Bad and Ugly—the segment where no team, player, coach or referee is safe from praise, roasting, or outright disbelief. From the magic moments to the absolute trainwrecks, the boys tell it how it is.It’s unfiltered, unapologetic, and undeniably entertaining. Get around it—this is Sports Wrap like you’ve never heard it before.
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