Thanks A lot 50! with the Potty Mouth Chix

Let’s talk about it—the version nobody warned us about. In this episode, we’re getting real about sex after menopause. What’s actually happening in our bodies, what’s going through our minds, and what we’re saying behind closed doors (and yes… behind men’s backs 😅). It’s honest, it’s unfiltered, and it’s a conversation way more women are having than you think.

This episode is a little bit of everything. We’re taking a trip down memory lane with childhood stories that range from sweet to completely unhinged… and then, as usual, we get distracted and end up talking about a random mix of everything else. It’s nostalgic, chaotic, and guaranteed to make you laugh.

Some stories shaped us… and some stories just make us laugh until we cry. In this episode, we’re opening up about traumatic experiences we’ve survived and the strength it took to get through them—while also sharing the childhood moments that somehow still make us laugh to this day. It’s a mix of real life, resilience, and the kind of humor that gets you through it all.

Ever pretended to be someone you’re not just to impress someone… and then realized you have no idea how to keep it up? Yeah, same. 😅 In this episode, we’re talking about the times we tried to be a version of ourselves that just wasn’t real—and how quickly that can spiral. And somehow… it takes a very unexpected turn into cannibalism. Don’t ask, just listen. It makes sense… kind of.

Bad decisions, overreactions, and lessons learned the hard way. We’re talking about being unreasonable—and what it taught us.

We all have them… those little things that shouldn’t bother us—but absolutely do. In this episode, we’re airing out our biggest pet peeves, from everyday annoyances to the stuff that makes us irrationally angry. If you’ve ever been personally offended by slow walkers or loud chewers… you’re not alone.

Welcome to the inside of our brains… and honestly, it’s a weird place. 😂 We’re talking intrusive thoughts, the random (and sometimes ridiculous) things that pop into our heads, and all the superstitions we pretend we don’t believe—but absolutely do. It’s unfiltered, slightly unhinged, and way too relatable.

ADHD: where one person’s brain turns into everyone else’s experience. 😅 In this episode, we’re diving into the real-life ripple effect—missed texts, half-finished conversations, emotional rollercoasters, and somehow still showing up for each other. We’re talking about how ADHD impacts our families and our friendship… and how we survive it without completely losing our minds.

Grab your tinfoil hats and maybe a nightlight… because this episode gets weird. We’re diving into UFO sightings, creepy encounters, and the kind of spooky stories that make you question everything. From things in the sky to things that go bump in the night—if it’s eerie, unexplainable, or gives you chills, we’re talking about it. Laugh with us… or hide under the covers. 👽

This episode is a full-blown trip down memory lane—and straight into our most unhinged, drunk younger-year stories. The kind that make you question your life choices… and then laugh so hard you can’t breathe. From bad decisions to even worse ideas, we’re sharing it all—because if you’re not belly laughing, you’re probably remembering your own stories right along with us.

Welcome to the episode where dignity goes to die.We’re sharing our most unhinged, public poop disasters—the kind you pray never happen… until they do. Because let’s be honest, if you’re not laughing, you’re crying—and this happens to everyone at some point. Consider this your warning… and your therapy.BTW we are no longer on Patreon. We are free on YouTube and Spotify

Welcome to A Witch Named Menopause—the uninvited guest that shows up, wrecks your sleep, steals your patience, and cranks the heat to 100 for no reason. We’re spilling every hot flash, mood swing, and “wait… why did I walk in here?” moment your mother warned you about—and the stuff she definitely didn’t. If you’ve ever cried, raged, or laughed through the madness… you’re in the right coven.

This week is all about dating disasters—and we’re not holding back. From a nightmare cruise with a drunk boyfriend that spiraled into pure chaos, to Lorie’s unforgettable experience with a date who conveniently “forgot” to pay… we’ve lived it all so you don’t have to. If you’ve ever ignored red flags, this episode will hit way too close to home.

We are revisiting the outfits that raised us. Including the time, Will borrowed her grandma's dress and called it a look. We didn’t follow fashion trends… we were personally victimized by them. This episode dives into decades of Gen X style—big hair, bigger shoulder pads, questionable denim choices, and the emotional journey of getting dressed through it all. Now in our 50s, we’re asking the real questions: What actually works? What should’ve stayed in the past? And why is everything coming back to haunt us?

Before GLP-1 medications, we were fully booked on the hot mess express—cravings on overdrive, late-night “just one bite” turning into full-blown buffets, and menopause food noise screaming louder than our common sense. This episode? We’re spilling what dieting really looked like before things finally clicked… the binging, the guilt, the “starting Monday” lies—and why so many women are silently dealing with the same chaos.

In our debut episode, meet your new favourite duo: two longtime Besties with big mouths, big opinions, and even bigger laughs! we're talking about midlife mayhem, unfiltered rants, embarrassing over shares, and the kind of bellylaughs that'll make you pee.(just a little-don't judge...we're over 50)