The Before Hours Podcast

We're called "Foot Traffic" now but I can't figure out how to change it here dm @BobbySheehanLOL on insta if you know how thanks

I need you to need me

A black guy on youtube said enjoyed my rapping.

If Ilya tells you "Bobby remembers to upload to youtube but not spotify" he is lying

South Park is gonna sue me

what would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's horny

just something I suppose

but one standard d below the median ain't bad

hola todos

or maybe they are idk

know what I'm saying?

We jihad a great time talking about modern revolutionaries, the craziest prophet, and being too dumb for prison.

Bobby has recovered from his illness (HIV) and they're talking Koalas, Heated Rivalry, and cringemaxing at college parties.

Part 2, coming at you. I'm just going to go ahead and say it, things got real.

Mark looks handsome in his sweater, honestly.

What's up, Jew!? Omry Hananya joins us to talk about the art of tucking, the psychopathy of Axl Rose, and the absolute worst way to deal with stress.

Bobby fights with his neighbors, fast food employees, and women.

A red head and a refugee have some meat talk. They also cover voter fraud, The Troubles, and the joke Obama shouldn't have made.

We talk about ugly rappers, testosterone replacement therapy, ChatGPT vs Grok, and I think some other stuff.

What's up, my colleagues? Bobby tries to derail the convo as often as possible. Guys and Dolls, being the reason someone leaves, and our favorite Irish astronaut.

Being someone's first Jew? Going in dry? The multidimensions of John Wayne Gacy?

Just another podcast about Ted Bundy, Jake Tapper, and Michael Dukakis.

Boris joins us as we discuss toddlers with gaydar, the art of tricking college students, and the worst way to draw Muhammad.

Conspiracies theories, Bobby and Ilya enjoy vicarious misery, and Chris took a girl to see the worst movie imaginable.

Ilya went to the hospital. Rich is garbage. Bobby was a strange boy.

Rich has stuff to say! Eating hot pockets, navigating the borderline girlies, and the science of misgendering.

¡Hola, amigos del desayuno! Ozempic side effects, meeting Alec Baldwin, and finding love on 123 Main Street.

Howdy, breakfast boys. We talk about Bobby's experience with the Tamil Tigers, being censored by Big Corn, and the ethics of bringing your kids to work.

This episode was filmed weeks in advance.Bobby, Ilya, and Brittany talk about sleep paralysis, the H Word, and fighting your dentist.Go follow  @brittonuscardwell she has a special coming out!

The Sleeveless Wonder of the World, Matt Maran, joins us. We talk John Cage, Donda's bazongas (sorry Ye), and Birthright trips.Go to the Comedy Fight Club 10 Year Anniversary at The Stand in NYC on Sunday, September 7th at 9pm https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/11429/2025-09-07-210000-comedy-fight-club-10-year-anniversary

I accidentally made friends with a homophobe, so we rated units to compensate.

This is the most editing I've ever done.

Hey breakfast buddies. Jake is back. Go watch "Unalived by Dog Pills" on YouTube. I have dandruff, a weird shaped unit, and, apparently, I wipe wrong. Enjoy!

Enjoy your breakfast, folks. Ilya and Bobby speak about Asian dads, placing yourself on the bell curve, and the limits of artistic liberty.DM Bobby if you're in Scotland in the first two weeks of August and he'll tell you how to see him do standup comedy.

Ilya and Bobby continue to be modern day philosophers. We cover getting tested, gay math, All Eyez on Rafah, and so so much more.

This one's a bit shorter cause I got to the studio late. I will DO BETTER moving forward.Ilya and I talk about the cognitive dissonance of cult members, the morality of anorectic drugs, and how to beat off in the 90s.

Welcome to episode whatever of The Morning Cereal Hour. Ilya and Bobby talk about getting arrested, scamming old people, and jackin' off at the doctor. #podcast #halleberry #knowyourrights #funnystories #fortheboys

Hi everyone! Welcome to episode 2 of the Morning Cereal Hour. Lot of stuff going on. Zoomer girls appropriate boomer humor. Being based is Cringe. And Ilya hates my whimsy (hurtful).#morningroutine #genzvsmillenial #based #cringe #comedypodcast

Today is the first day of the rest of our lives. JOI vids to come.

I make FIGHT videos. For high school kids.

and/or become rich. Ilya Laksin, folks.

My most disagreeable video (hope that's ok)

simple as that

Let me know if you like this or if it was silly.

Thanks for letting me trauma dump <3

This one is SICK lol (just joking around)

I read two books and now I'm an expert.

Every time Metsler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way.

Thought it'd be helpful, since they're everywhere.

Thank you, m'listeners.