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Foot Traffic #85 - 30 Day Challenge

Foot Traffic #84 - Imagine the soles of your feet in a moment that DOESN'T EXIST

Foot Traffic #83 - The sheer magnitude of EVERY single precious breath

Foot Traffic #82 - Just talking TRASH for an hour (feet UP the whole time)

Foot Traffic #81 Wipe the Lens

#80 Foot Traffic (fkh TBHP) - 20v1

#79 Foot Traffic - I did get under a minute, one time.

Foot Traffic #78 Come on Eileen

#77 Foot Traffic - Bobby Learns About Basketball

#76 Foot Traffic - This One is for the Fellas

Foot Traffic #75 (you CAN'T CANCEL THE 4TH OF JULY)

#74 Foot Traffic - We Befriended a FOREIGNER (it is NOT what you think!)

#73 Foot Traffice

#72 - Foot Traffic (recorded on Cinco de Mayo)

#71 - Foot Traffic (I Want You to Want Me)

#70 Foot Traffic (Podcast for White People)

#69 - Foot Traffic

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Honey, I'm showing my feet for a dollar a month.

there's not a lot of bisexual feet enthusiasts

Might go sub5 depending on the trade offs

It's now or NEVER and tonight it's all or NOTHING

Carlos Mencia did a Nanette an NO ONE is talking about it

These times are so hard. And it's getting even harder

I want a fatwa against me

Too Sad for Self-Love

Mark took off his sweater - It's Boxing Day!

Mark wore a nice Christmas sweater cause it was the right thing to do

Scripture tells us that quitting isn't easy.

Every time I talk to someone from Ireland, they bring up that I look Irish

I want them to have suffered a little bit

You were a fat alcoholic and now you're barefoot on this podcast.

Everybody knows white men can't jihad

From one pair of lips to the other

I've been wearing looser jeans because a Gen Z girl made fun of me

Racists make the best pizza

When you go on a first date with your dad, you want everything to be normal.

How does a BUS run over a bald EAGLE!?

We did better as a society when we just said, "That person's weird."

Dad tried to cheat on you with a chatbot and now he's dead

I know you're a single mom, but it's weird that they're here now.

You can say Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot. That's fine.

To be fair, the "No Fat Chicks" sign was in Arabic.

Stereotypes are wrong? I've been in gym locker rooms.

The only people who should be punished are men that explain things a little too condescendingly

If you see an Israeli dude in Hamas, you know he really had to do something hard to impress them.

There's nothing better than being WHITE BOY ANGRY, in a strictly apolitical sense.

"Alright, we're 40 minutes into the one-man show. Dim the lights."

No one knows what Muhammad looks like cause we’re not allowed to draw him.

"I've never seen Swordfish. I don't know what it's about."

"I Don't Care for Your Whimsy"

Episode 1 of the Morning Cereal Hour with Bobby Sheehan and Ilya Laksin

Reacting to Eminem's "Who Knew".

Convince your ginger son to lift weights

I don't care for Hamas, Putin, or Buchanan (in no particular order)

I love walking

Reacting to Eminem songs (part 1 of ???)

Weird Doctor Visit

3 Tips for Doctor Visits

How to Defend Yourself

3 Things That Make a Great LEADER (Trump Lacks All but ONE)

How to Deal with Annoying People

Why I'm an Atheist

The Most Misunderstood President

I try to sleep well

How to Survive the Next Lockdown

Who Started the American Civil War

Andrew Steiner processes our breakup

My dad was MUGGED at funpoint

I got my BLACK BELT at 9 (I could probably beat up 9-year-olds)

Zach Vandegrift

Jake Vevera took DOG PILLS and went to Afghanistan

Jill Weiner talks me OUT of plastic surgery (I can't be Matt Rife)

Brennan Tasseff

Jacob Williams

Noah Snyder

Bo Ballew

Ilya Laksin

Nick Bailey

Bryan Vogt-Nilsen

Gabby Jordan Brown

Brandon Puff

Brooks Tawil

Jesse Montanez

David Dobbins

Rob Van Sant Returns!

Ben Miller

Keren Margolis and Amanda Gail

Ben Kirschenbaum

J Turner

Helen Wildy

Chase DuRousseau

Devin Lake

Derick Gonzalez

Antonio Barbosa

Igor Martinez

Jamie Wolf

Danny Polishchuk

Christopher Reiter

Jeff Scheen