The Cowboy Cantos - Cowboy Poetry & Stories

In this episode of Cowboy Cantos, Jason Curtman shares a humorous and heartfelt small-town tale about a grandmother whose famous pies became the stuff of family legend.For years, nobody, not friends, not neighbors, not even family, ever managed to get a slice. The mystery only deepened with every holiday gathering, every locked pantry door, and every unanswered question.Inspired in part by old country stories and memories from simpler times, this piece blends humor, nostalgia, family folklore, and a touch of backwoods mystery into a classic front-porch-style storytelling poem.If you’ve ever had a relative with a secret recipe, or a secret they never quite explained, this story may feel strangely familiar. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

What started as a simple trip to Family Dollar turned into a full-scale backyard wreck involving leashes, mud, bruised pride, and a cat that appeared at exactly the wrong moment. In this episode of Cowboy Cantos, Jason Curtman shares the true story behind an unexpected January “stampede” that left him rolling through the mud and reconsidering a few life decisions along the way.It’s a fast-moving cowboy tale filled with humor, hard landings, loyal dogs, and the kind of laughter that only comes after the bruises fade. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

In this episode of Cowboy Cantos, Jason Curtman shares a personal confession about those dangerous little red peppers hiding in Kung Pao chicken... and how they reminded him of a cowboy he once knew named Horseradish Hank.Hank had a love affair with horseradish that bordered somewhere between dedication and self-destruction. He put it on roast beef, biscuits, popcorn, pie, banana bread, and just about anything else that sat still long enough. The problem was... Hank couldn’t actually handle the heat.What follows is a humorous cowboy poem turned country comedy song about spicy food, bad judgment, watery eyes, stubborn pride, and the strange human tendency to keep going back for more punishment even when we know better.Filled with western humor, colorful food imagery, and fast two-step energy, this tale rides somewhere between cowboy poetry and old-time dancehall comedy. Best enjoyed with a grin, a cold drink nearby, and maybe a little caution around the peppers.Remember to keep your saddle cinched, ride clean, and go easy on the peppers.For more cowboy poetry and stories, visit CowboyCantos.com. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

What happens when life hangs in the balance and the clock does not stop?In this unforgettable Cowboy Cantos, Jason Curtman shares a true story from a winter that tested everything, faith, family, and timing. Lying in a hospital bed with the odds uncertain, a major life decision still had to be made. What followed was a moment where belief and action came together in a way few ever experience.This is a story about trust. Trust in the people beside you. Trust in decisions made under pressure. And trust in something greater when the outcome is not guaranteed.It is also a reminder that life does not always wait for the right moment. Sometimes the moment finds you, and what matters most is who stands ready when it does.A powerful blend of grit, grace, and a little well timed paperwork, this episode captures the spirit of Cowboy Cantos. Real stories told straight, with meaning that sticks. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

Two cowboys settle in by a quiet campfire after a long day on the range. One keeps his hands busy with a knife while the other listens as the talk turns to supper and a certain batch that did not quite meet expectations. What begins as simple complaining turns into something more as the night stretches on and a small moment reveals a bigger idea. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

In this episode of Cowboy Cantos, Jason Curtman shares a tale from a young man’s early days in the saddle—when confidence came easy… and understanding came hard.What begins as a simple ride quickly turns into something unexpected. The kind of moment that tests your nerve, shakes your certainty, and reminds you that not everything is as wild—or as clear—as it first appears.It’s a story about perception, control, and the lessons that come when things don’t go the way we planned.Sometimes the ride isn’t what it seems… and sometimes the truth is closer than we think. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

In this Cowboy Cantos feature, a simple stop at a hat shop turns into something more than just a search for a better fit. What starts as a routine decision becomes a quiet reminder about perspective, expectations, and the way we measure value.It’s a story that reflects a truth most of us run into sooner or later—sometimes the answer isn’t found in what’s new, but in how we see what’s already in front of us. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

Not every first date goes the way you expect… and some leave a little less behind than they started with.In this episode of Cowboy Cantos, Jason Curtman shares a lighthearted but telling story about a night out that slowly turns into something far more curious than just supper. What begins with easy conversation and a promising start takes an unexpected turn as small details begin to add up and not in a good way.With a storyteller’s eye and a cowboy’s instinct, Jason walks you through a tale about paying attention, trusting your gut, and realizing that sometimes what you see across the table tells you everything you need to know.It’s a humorous, cautionary piece about human nature, unexpected behavior, and the kind of experience you don’t forget anytime soon. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

Back when I was younger, I had a habit I never questioned.Every day at five, I’d set my watch by the courthouse clock.Trusted it. Counted on it. Never thought twice.From where I stood… it looked right.Then one day, an old cowboy said something to me that made me take a closer look.And what I found…Changed the way I look at a lot more than just time.Years later, when my boy came to me talkin’ about a young lady who seemed just about perfect…That old lesson came back around.Some things in life you can fix.Others… you’re gonna have to live with. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

Some memories stay with us not just in photographs or stories, but in the sound of a song that brings them back to life.In this episode of Cowboy Cantos, Jason reflects on a powerful childhood memory of his grandfather, E.F. Gibson, whose deep faith and devotion left a lasting mark on everyone around him. What began as a simple Sunday morning tradition became something far more meaningful — a living example of conviction, humility, and unwavering belief.For Jason, that memory has never really faded. It still lives on in a hymn his grandfather loved dearly, a song that carries the spirit of that moment every time it’s heard. Long after the years have passed, the memory continues to echo through the music.More than a recollection of the past, this episode is about the kind of influence that shapes a life. It speaks to the quiet power of faith lived openly, the legacy of a grandfather’s example, and the hope that comes from a life anchored in belief.Cowboy Cantos brings you original cowboy poetry and frontier-style storytelling rooted in faith, family, and the enduring values of the American West. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

Sometimes the quietest mornings can make a cowboy the most uneasy.In this episode of Cowboy Cantos, Jason Curtman shares an original poem inspired by a simple remark from a visitor in Wickenburg, Arizona—someone who looked around at the open skies, calm streets, and desert stillness and said, “Seems like out here, you don’t have much to worry about.”But cowboys know better.When the saddle’s tight, the coffee’s hot, and nothing seems to be going wrong… that’s about the time a man starts wondering what he’s missed. With a touch of humor and a bit of prairie philosophy, “The Cowboy’s Empty Worry” explores that familiar cowboy instinct to expect trouble even on the calmest day.It’s a lighthearted reflection on life, worry, and the strange feeling that comes when everything finally seems to be going right.Thanks for participating in The Cowboy Cantos! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

This episode of Cowboy Cantos explores how something as simple as fried chicken can carry the weight of a lifetime of memories. The poem reflects on the unmistakable flavor of perfectly seasoned, skillet-fried chicken — crisp on the outside, tender on the inside — and the quiet satisfaction that comes with food made the old-fashioned way.Beyond taste, this piece recalls family kitchens filled with noise and warmth. Cousins gathered close around the table. Plates passed hand to hand. The easy rhythm of conversation that only happens when everyone feels at home. The kind of meal where nobody is in a hurry and the seconds are just as important as the first helping.At its heart, this episode honors tradition — the recipes that weren’t written down, the hands that learned by watching, and the connection between flavor and belonging. It’s a reminder that certain meals don’t just fill you up; they take you back.In This Episode* The deep satisfaction of straightforward, country cooking* How familiar flavors connect us to childhood* Family gatherings centered around shared meals* The emotional power of taste and tradition* Finding meaning in everyday momentsThanks for reading The Cowboy Cantos! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

In this episode of Cowboy Cantos, Jason Curtman shares an original Western poem about perspective, pride, and the long memory of the land.Ol’ Jake is ridin’ fence on a hot day when a run-in with a cactus turns into something unexpected — a conversation. What follows is a reminder that the West has seen more than any one cowboy ever will.Through humor and reflection, The Cactus Witness explores:* How quickly tempers flare* How small we can seem against history* And how the land often outlasts the people passing through itSometimes wisdom doesn’t come from another rider.Sometimes it’s rooted deep in desert sand. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

In this episode of Cowboy Cantos, Jason spins a tall but thoughtful yarn inspired by a true story — the remarkable real-life adventure of Larry Walters, whose unforgettable flight proved that imagination and nerve can sometimes carry a man higher than common sense ever would.What begins as an unusual solution becomes a lesson in ingenuity, humility, and the quiet wisdom that comes from looking at the world from a different altitude.With humor, imagination, and a dusting of desert wisdom, High Fly’n Herdin’ explores what happens when tradition meets creativity, and when a cowboy dares to rise above the ordinary without losing touch with the earth below. From open skies to stubborn cattle and sun-baked Joshua trees, this poem reminds us that sometimes the best way forward is straight up — at least for a little while.Pull up a chair, tip your hat to the absurd, and enjoy a tale where gravity loosens its grip but cowboy sense still holds firm.Footnote:This story was inspired by the true account of Larry Walters, who in 1982 famously lifted off from his backyard in a lawn chair tethered to weather balloons. Carried far higher than intended, Walters reportedly reached an altitude of approximately 16,000 feet, where he was observed and reported by multiple commercial airline pilots while flying through controlled airspace. After several hours aloft, he safely descended by using a BB gun to carefully shoot and deflate individual balloons, allowing himself to drift back down to earth, where he landed without serious injury. While this episode reimagines the events through cowboy poetry and desert lore, the extraordinary ascent — and the hard-earned change in perspective — are firmly rooted in fact.Thanks for reading The Cowboy Cantos! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

Cowboy Hat EtiquetteA cowboy’s hat is more than something to keep the sun off—it’s a symbol of respect, tradition, and the quiet rules of the West. In this episode of Cowboy Cantos, Jason Curtman reflects on the customs, superstitions, and unwritten code that ride beneath a well-worn brim.Through poetry and storytelling, we explore why a hat matters, what it says about the rider, and how knowing when to care for it—or let it go—reveals something deeper about cowboy character. It’s a thoughtful, dust-tinged reminder that in the West, how you carry yourself still counts.Pull your hat low, settle in, and enjoy a tale where heritage, humor, and honor all ride together.For more cowboy poetry and stories, visit cowboycantos.com.Thanks for reading The Cowboy Cantos! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

Sometimes a change of scenery doesn’t bring the rest we expect.In this episode of Cowboy Cantos, Jason Curtman shares an original poem that takes a humorous look at vacations gone sideways—when good intentions, glossy brochures, and high hopes meet the reality of the trail.The Cowboy’s Vacation! is a lighthearted reminder that not every getaway delivers peace and quiet, and that a little planning can save a whole lot of surprise. With clean humor, classic cowboy cadence, and a knowing wink to anyone who’s ever packed optimism instead of preparation, this canto rides the line between laughter and lesson. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

n this canto, a quiet stretch of trail becomes the meeting ground for two very different kinds of horsepower.A cowboy on horseback and a biker on blacktop share a moment at Whiskey Tree Bend—each confident in his ride, each certain of what power means. What follows isn’t a race, but a reflection on speed versus soul, noise versus trust, and modern muscle meeting old-world grit.Horsepower Showdown is a western poem about perspective—about how some rides burn fuel, others chew hay, and both chase the same wind in the end. It reminds us that not everything worth moving fast for is worth leaving behind.This episode speaks to tradition, identity, and the quiet strength found in knowing your way home. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

In this episode of Cowboy Cantos, Jason recalls a conversation with a young ranch hand who claimed you could spot a real cowboy by the manure on his boots. That simple truth made Jason pause and reflect, shifting how he thought about cowboys and the different ways they show up in the world. Out of that reflection, he shared some wisdom with the rancher - laying out three kinds of cowboys he’d come to know. The rancher listened, thought it over, and conceded that the insight rang true. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

Welcome back to Cowboy Cantos! In this episode, Jason Curtman shares a humorous, heartfelt poem inspired by a story he first heard decades ago - a tale so memorable he believes it’s rooted in truth. This story became the very first blog post at cowboycantos.com, and now it’s brought to life on the airwaves.The Great Cake Caper tells of Miss Laverne Mae Jenkins, a church widow who forgot to bake her auction cake and improvised with toilet paper rolls and buttercream. What follows is a hilarious unraveling of appearances, a Sunday dinner reveal, and a timeless moral about honesty and humility. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

In this episode, Jason shares The Duck Dog - a humorous hunting tale turned poem. Inspired by his younger brother’s story, a college roommate, and one unforgettable punchline, this piece blends tradition, wit, and the kind of marshland memory that sticks.Thanks for reading and listening to The Cowboy Cantos! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. This post is public so feel free to share it. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

In this episode of Cowboy Cantos, Jason Curtman shares a lighthearted cowboy poem inspired by a simple family memory: banana pudding. What begins as a conversation with his mama about comfort food turns into a Western‑style tall tale of two brothers, a dusty trail, and a legendary dessert drought.Thanks for reading The Cowboy Cantos! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

Back in 1946, you could go to the county fair and see an unusual bird that defied all expectations. Folks gathered for bronc rides, quilts, and pie, but what they witnessed was no ordinary rooster. This was Mike the Headless Chicken - a bird that survived the farmer’s axe, strutted on without a noggin, and became a living marvel that baffled scientists and delighted crowds across the country.Through cowboy poetry and heritage storytelling, Jason Curtman takes you back to that fairground, where popcorn popped, kids hollered, and a headless rooster strutted with stubborn grit. From the laughter of the crowd to the farmer’s care, Mike’s tale reminds us that sometimes the truth is taller than any tale.Thanks for reading The Cowboy Cantos! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

In this episode, Jason shares the story behind a recent Facebook profile picture that sparked a surprising compliment: “The older you get, the more handsome you become.” That simple line stuck like a burr in his saddle and got him pondering the passage of time, the stories etched into a weathered face, and the common belief that people lose their looks as they get older. Jason challenges that idea, reminding listeners that aging doesn’t always mean fading — sometimes it means becoming more striking, more confident, and more authentic.Homely Days, Handsome Nights © 2025 Jason CurtmanA lady once told me, with a wink and a smile,“Cowboy, you’re handsomer now than you were by a mile.”It stopped me dead cold, like a bronc in mid‑stride,And I pondered my past with a little lost pride.Was I ugly back then, when my boots were still shiny?When my jaw was all bony, my whiskers still tiny?Did the girls see a scarecrow, in this gangly young pup,And pray to the Lord that I wouldn’t ride up?I recall those days awkward, all elbows and knees,Hair like a haystack, teeth crooked as trees.I’d stand with a combRight in front of the mirror,And rub in some bees wax to look a bit dearerBut it was all useless,Cause good looks I did lack,I looked like some roadkillStuffed down in a sack.But time’s got a trick, like a sly ol’ magician,It sands down the rough with a patient precision.Now wrinkles are badges, my grin’s weathered leather,And somehow I’m better than I ever was… ever.So I tip my hat kindly, and chuckle with grace,Ugly was practice for this handsome old face.The compliment’s sweet, but it leaves me amazed:Was I truly that homely in my youthful days?www.libertyheritageradio.com This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

In this episode of Cowboy Cantos, Jason Curtman shares a heartfelt cowboy prayer that blends grit, faith, and longing. It’s the story of a ranch hand with patched jeans, stomped hat, and all, laying his hopes before the Lord as he seeks love and companionship. Through simple words and honest faith, we’re reminded that even the roughest hands can carry the gentlest dreams.A Cowboy’s Prayer To Court.© 2025 Jason CurtmanLord, I ain’t much for speakin’ ,Or polishin’ words too fine,But I’m kneelin’ here in dusty bootsWith a hopeful heart of mine.I don’t ask for riches, Lord,Or a herd that never strays,Just a wink from that sweet young ladyTo brighten all my days.I’ve patched my jeans with balin’ twine,My hat’s been stomped by cows,My pickup smells of saddle soapAnd half a dozen sows.But if You’d grant me courage, Lord,To speak without a stammer,I’d trade my best ropin’ horseFor her smile and gentle manner.I’ll promise not to brag too loud,Or chew with my mouth agape,I’ll even wash behind my earsAnd learn to use a plate.So bless my boots with steady steps,My tongue with cowboy charm,And if she’ll take this ragged heart,I’ll keep her safe from harm.And if she laughs at all my jokes,Or forgives my crooked grin,I’ll thank You, Lord, each starry nightFor the sweetest prize to win.Now Lord, You know I’m stubborn,And I’ve rode through storms and dust,But when she smiles, my knees go weak—My spurs near start to rust!I’ll swap my chaw for peppermint,I’ll even shine my boots,If it means she’ll sit beside meAnd laugh at my tall hoots.So guide my rope to catch her heart,As gentle as a dove,And bless this cowboy’s ragged soulWith the miracle of her love.www.libertyheritageradio.com This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

In this episode of Cowboy Cantos, Jason Curtman spins the hilarious legend of Chuck, a cowboy whose tall tales were always betrayed by his loyal Blue Heeler, Biscuit. Every time Chuck stretched the truth, Biscuit’s grin gave him away—turning fibs into punchlines and making the bunkhouse roar with laughter. From fence‑mending exaggerations to poker night bluffs, fishing stories, and even romance claims, Biscuit became the prairie’s most reliable lie detector. Together, Chuck and Biscuit proved that sometimes the funniest legends are born not from what a cowboy says, but from what his dog reveals.www.libertyheritageradio.com This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

Out here on the frontier of memory, history still rides beside us. This episode of Cowboy Cantos honors William “Bill” Pool of Missouri — a man whose life stretches across two centuries, binding the muskets of the Civil War to the tanks of World War II.Bill Pool was born in 1925, the son of Charles Parker Pool, a Union soldier who fought and bled in the Civil War. Charles lived long enough to father Bill at the age of eighty, making Bill not just a son, but a living bridge across time. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

Now Brother John went with his family in tow,With Miss Allie beside him, all quiet and slow.They’d head into town in their Good Sunday best,With Uncle Jack trailin’ and Aunt Erm well-dressed.They’d find them a booth at the diner just right,Where the coffee was strong and the biscuits were light.They’d order up breakfast, no fuss and no flair,Some biscuits and gravy and two extra chairs.John nodded polite, Allie smiled soft and sweet,They cleaned off their plates, not a crumb left to eat.Then John reached down feeling just fine,And placed on the table a bright little dime.“Allie,” he whispered, “That oughta be fair,For service like that and the cook’s extra care.”She nodded, content, not thinkin’ too deep,While Jack bit his tongue and Aunt Erm didn’t peep.John and Miss Allie We’re kind to the bone.The depression was hard And they just didn’t know.A dime for a tip, like it helped with the rent,And they meant it sincere, every cent that was spent.Jack lingered behind with a gentleman’s gait,And walked to the table before it’s too late.He’d drop a few bills with a nod and a grin,Then caught up real casual, like he’d just met a friend.The waitress would smile, never sayin’ a word,Just pocket the tip like a grateful young bird.And John never saw, not a flick of the brow,That Jack tipped the waitress and slipped out somehow.So it went on for years, like a well rehearsed play,With dimes on the table and Jack on delay.Some folks give sermons, some folks give grace,And some folks just tip with a straight poker face.But the best kind of love in this proud prairie land,Is the kind that slips dollars from a sweet loving hand.I tell of the Brittons, and Jack’s quiet game.Where a dime bought a story, and no one took blame.www.libertyheritageradio.com This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

This Thanksgiving, Cowboy Cantos takes a detour from the dusty trail into the kitchen. Jason Curtman shares the tale of a ranch hand asked to carve the holiday turkey — only to discover that carving a bird can be wilder than breaking a bronc. From ragged slabs to sideways drumsticks, this cowboy’s first cut at Thanksgiving turns into a family tradition no one will forget.Drumsticks And Disaster © 2025 Jason Curtman They asked me to carve the turkey,Like it was some noble chore,But I’d only carved a stick or two.And never nothing more.I set that bird before me,Like a bronc I had to ride,Sharpened up my pocketknife,And poked it in the side.The breast came off in ragged slabs,The wings were hacked in two,I trimmed the drumstick sidewaysAnd the grease began to spew.The family sat there starin’,Like I’d branded Grandma’s cat,But I just smiled and weakly said,“Folks, this is a first for me,I swear that that’s a fact.”Now every year at Thanksgivin’,They don’t hand me any blade,They just point me toward the counterWhere I pour the lemonade.www.libertyheritageradio.com This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

Well, Slim rode in from the sagebrush,His hair blowin’ wild in the wind,He said, “Boys, I need me a trimmin’,Or I’ll look like a tumbleweed’s kin.”The barber was laid up and useless,His shop had a “Closed” on the door,So Slim found himself in a beauty hall,With powders and perfumes galore.The parlor was busy with chatter,They said, “Honey, we’ll spruce up your look!”He asked for a haircut, plain cowboy,But they gave him a perm from the book.They wrapped him in curlers and lotion,They steamed him till smoke filled the air,And when they unveiled their creation,Dog gonnit, he had poodle hair!He strutted back out to the bunkhouse,His hat sittin’ high on the crown,The boys nearly died laughin’ sideways,Each time that his curls bounced around.He showed up that night at the barn dance,His ringlets all bouncin’ with flair,The gals lined up just to giggle,While the fiddler near fell off his chair.Now Slim swears he’ll stick to tradition,No beauty shops ever again,But the legend of Slim and his hair doStill rustles through the camps like wind.www.libertyheritageradio.com This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

In this episode of Cowboy Cantos, Jason takes us on a poetic ride through time, from the days of wall-mounted phones and party lines to the bewildering world of talking tiles and tech that tracks your every step. With humor, heart, and a healthy dose of cowboy grit, Jason reflects on what we’ve gained and what we’ve lost when we traded cords for swipes.The Wall Phone Was EnoughFrom Clickety-Clack to Cold GlassI grew up with a phone hangin’ right on the wall,It rang like a bell, and that was its all.No screen, no apps, no voice that talked back—Just a cord and a dial and a clickety-clack.If you wanted to chat, you stood by the sink,And if someone was listenin’, you’d give ’em a wink.It never got lost, it never got wet,And it never once gave me a worry or fret.But times, they do change, and folks got to push,So I saddled my truck and drove into the bush—Well, the strip mall, I mean, with its neon and glass,Where the clerks wear polos and talk mighty fast.I said, “I need a phone, one that’s smart.”He grinned like a fox and said, “Well, bless your heart.”He handed me somethin’ that looked like a tile—No buttons, no cord, and riddled with style.I held it up like a prize from the fair,It buzzed in my hand and I knew it was there.“Hello,” it said, “I’m Siri, your guide.”I nearly dropped it and stepped to the side.I asked it the weather and it showed me a map,Then told me my heart rate and when I should nap.It tracked my steps, it judged my tone,It even reminded me to call back home.I tried to make sense of the icons and swipes,But it felt like I’d wandered into city folk types.I missed the old ring and the click of the line,When a phone was a phone and the world was just fine.Still, I reckon I’ll keep it, at least for a spell.It’s handy for maps and it texts pretty well.But if it ever tries to coach me on my old cowboy ways,That will sure be the end of its tech-savvy days. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

In this heartfelt and humorous episode, host Jason Curtman shares a true story from his own family history. It’s the tale of young Dolores, his maternal grandmother, who at just five years old took an unforgettable plunge into a barrel of molasses. Set inside a rustic prairie kitchen with a view of the open fields, this poetic retelling captures the charm, grit, and gooey misfortune of a childhood moment that became family legend. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com

Episode Summary: In this episode of Cowboy Cantos, Jason Curtman shares a true tale from his family’s past, wrapped in rhyme and rich with character. “No Gravy for John” recounts a humorous moment involving his great-grandfather, Brother John Britton—a beloved preacher with quiet wisdom—and a mischievous mutt with a taste for trouble. Originally featured in Missions In The Mountains by Mrs. H.W. Darst, this poetic retelling blends heritage, humor, and heart. It’s a story of restraint, respect, and a bowl of gravy that went to the dog.Featured Poem: “No Gravy for John” © 2025 Jason Curtman This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com