The G Lex Podcast

LAX is a nightmare. Disneyland alone at 35 is a choice. And cruising solo? That’s a whole different experience. This week, Garrett recaps a trip that spiraled fast, from navigating LAX to spending a day at Disneyland alone to boarding a Virgin Voyages cruise and stopping in Cabo. Somewhere along the way, his diet turned into a full week of cheeseburgers, snacks, and whatever was easiest to grab. He’s still recovering.   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!   Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 45

This week Garrett talks about building new stand-up material in Austin, the reality of testing jokes at open mics versus real club shows, and what it actually takes to refine a set over time. He shares where his comedy is at right now, why he’s been focused on stage work, and how that creative growth is influencing the future of the podcast.   He also updates listeners on the future of the podcast and why it’s entering a new chapter. Season one was the sandbox. Season two is about building something bigger.   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!   Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 44

This week, Garrett returns to the mic and shares what’s been going on behind the scenes with the show, before taking listeners through a solo night out in downtown Austin leading to a “Code Red” in a velvet-lined speakeasy.   Feedback or questions? Email me! [email protected] Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!   Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 43

This is a short New Year’s Eve message to close out the year. A few reflections, a little gratitude, and a quiet sign-off before we turn the page. Wherever you are when you’re listening, on the road, on the couch, or in your own head—thanks for spending a few minutes with me. I’ll see you in the new year.   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!   Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 42

Celebrate the holidays with a special “Best Of” edition of The G Lex Podcast. Garrett looks back on the funniest stories, wildest moments, and craziest situations of the year, stitched together with brand-new holiday commentary and a few surprises along the way. From travel meltdowns to unexpected encounters, this episode is a warm, hilarious recap of everything that made 2025… a lot. Grab some cocoa, settle in, and enjoy the G Lex Holiday Special!   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!   Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 41

What does it really mean to date with intention? This week, Garrett tries to find out. He talks through updating his prompts, rethinking what he is looking for, and paying attention to how dating apps actually make him feel. It is a funny and honest look at modern dating going into 2026, all through the lens of someone trying to approach it differently for once. If you have ever tried to be more thoughtful on the apps or wondered what that even looks like, this episode will meet you right where you are. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!   Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 40

Garrett planned the perfect night out: VIP ticket, row three, dressed to kill… and the second he arrived at the University of Texas, everything unraveled. From impossible parking, confusing campus layouts, and self-checkout food asking for tips, to ushers acting like FBI agents hunting for iPhones — this night out turned into a full-blown survival challenge. But John Mulaney? Absolutely worth it. If you’ve ever wondered why going out as an adult feels like navigating a maze built by a committee of morons, this diary episode will hit you right in the millennial soul. Topics include: John Mulaney tour, Austin events, UT parking hell, comedy show etiquette, venue horror stories, and the universal struggle of “just trying to have a fun night out.” Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!   Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 39

Black Friday used to be feral… and honestly? It still kinda is. This week, Garrett breaks down why modern Black Friday is nothing but inflated “deals,” scammy price hikes, and Amazon trickery — plus he relives the truly unhinged chaos of the early 2000s doorbuster era. From fistfights over Xbox 360s to grandmas brawling over $5 calculators, this episode is a nostalgic trip through America’s most chaotic unofficial holiday. If you need a laugh while digesting Thanksgiving leftovers, this one’s for you. Topics include: Black Friday scams, retail horror stories, nostalgic mall culture, holiday chaos, and the death of the doorbuster era. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!   Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 38

Garrett just got back from Los Angeles and he's got spooky stories. From an immersive haunted house in downtown LA that might've been a portal to hell, to the nicest human in Hollywood (Abby at Paramount), to getting accidentally drenched at Disneyland.  He dives into the chaos of Lightning Lanes, bad hospitality, and why Los Angeles feels like it was designed by a group of interns in a panic. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 37

Garrett is back with his final thoughts on Love Is Blind Season 9. Garrett unpacks the true finale twist: the couples weren’t blindsided, we were! From friendship-bracelet levels of codependence to “we’re soulmates” said with dead eyes, this was a season of delusion as a love language. This season had more in common with MTV’s dating show NEXT which makes you wonder…maybe love ISN’T blind.    Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 36

Garrett is back to discuss episodes 6 through 9 of Love Is Blind Season 9, and let’s just say things are getting weird. From KB’s wild “years without sex” flex, to Jordan’s protein nightmare (blended chicken + Crystal Light??), to Nick dropping “size queen” and Cartier references like he's auditioning for a show on Bravo, this episode is a full-blown cringe fest. We get into each couple's dysfunction, why Madison should’ve bounced on Joe in Baja, and who’s likely to say “I don’t” at the altar. If you’re watching Love Is Blind and need a brutally honest, hilarious breakdown — you’re in the right place.   Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 35

Looking for a guy’s opinion on Love Is Blind Season 9? You’re in the right place. In this special edition of The G Lex Podcast, Garrett breaks down the first five episodes with unfiltered takes and zero chill. Nick might not be who he says he is, Kacie goes from “I wanna sit on your face” to “I need to go home” in record time, and everyone’s crying like Netflix is paying them by the tear. Who’s fake? Who’s actually there for love? And who wore the worst reveal-day outfit? Let’s just say… not everyone’s making it to Baja. Grab your wine goblet (or emotional support snack) and press play.   Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 34

Garrett goes off on everything from stretchy yogurt to bad behavior at the movies before diving into two juicy listener emails. First up, a roommate’s freeloading boyfriend is pushing one listener to the edge. Then, a newly promoted marketing manager wonders why her work besties turned cold overnight. Garrett breaks it all down with brutally honest advice and unfiltered humor.    Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 33

In this Reddit Roulette edition of ‘Ask G’, Garrett dives headfirst into four random and chaotic “Am I The Asshole?” Stories and breaks them down with sharp humor and honesty.  From a bride banning her friend’s PTSD service dog from wedding photos, to a pregnant party guest refusing to split the alcohol bill, this episode covers it all! Entitlement, petty drama, and the occasional breakdown over birthday cake.  Garrett reacts in real time, judges the Redditors (and sometime himself), and calls out when people are being assholes…and when they just need to grow up.    Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 32

Garrett’s diary is open again, and this week he’s trying to make friends in Austin. From a flirty gym encounter to a $100 dinner with strangers, Garrett shares the highs, lows and awkward in-betweens of starting over in a new city. If you’ve ever felt alone in a crowd or regretted talking to your gym crush, this one’s for you!   Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 31

Welcome to Reddit Roulette! Garrett blind-reacts to three wild dilemmas pulled straight from Reddit: A 22-year old with a homeless boyfriend, a Disney mom who regrets inviting her in-laws to Disney World, and a grandma who refuses to attend her granddaughter’s gay wedding.   It’s part comedy, part unsolicited therapy!   Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 30

This week Garrett dives into two national crises, the rise of the BBL Smell and the latest in the airplane seat stealers. We’ll laugh, we’ll yell, we’ll hold our noses because your tushy smells, giving a whole new meaning to “Swamp Ass”.  Later in the show, Garrett reads complaints from people who are fed up with having their seats stolen on airplanes. We can’t let this happen, Garrett fights back. Yes, we can be accommodating to others, but the bidding starts at $100. Enjoy the show!    Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 29

Garrett moves to Austin and immediately finds himself standing in Target with one item in his cart and zero dignity.  From there, things only escalated: an abandoned hotel, a broken ceiling, suspiciously expensive BBQ and a call with Spectrum that nearly ended him. Welcome to Texas, I guess.  🔗 Kerr County Flood Relief Fund - Click Here   🎧 New episodes every Friday Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 28

It's the end of an era! Garrett reflects on his time in Orlando, why it's time to go, and what he's taking with him. Part love letter, part exit interview - this is the official sendoff. Next stop, Austin! 

How does it feel to be human? Let’s Talk About it.  The G Lex Podcast Ep. 26

I haven’t even seen the merchandise and you want an email address to save on shipping? How about no! This week Garrett returns as the King of America to remove one petty annoyance from society at a time. Your friend that won’t stop spamming your DMs with TikToks and Reels? Gone. Your neighbor’s loud muffler? He drives a Prius now. Come yell, laugh and mock Garrett’s haircut (it’s going to look great soon, I swear!)    Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 25

Garrett recaps his 35th Birthday trip to Maui and it was anything but chill. From nearly missing his first-class flight to a deeply cursed Uber ride and a hairdryer that almost killed his mom on Mother's Day. Just another day in paradise, right!?  Also, why the Hyatt Regency’s pool feels less like a resort and more like a prison yard, birthday dread via Facebook posts and the parts of the trip that were perfect!    Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 24

Garrett’s conversation with comedian Jess Torres is back for Part 2! No topic is off limits as they discuss conspiracy theories, aliens and the pandemic. Later they play the game Flirt or Flee where Garrett reads several first date scenarios and Jess has to decide if she’d stay and flirt or if she’d flee!    Follow Jess Torres on Instagram! @pretty_funnycomedy   Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 23

Comedian Jess Torres joins The G Lex Podcast for a hilarious conversation including our take on a listener’s problem with his girlfriend using her ex’s Netflix account, bad dates and a deep dive into The White Lotus Season 3!   Follow Jess Torres on Instagram! @pretty_funnycomedy   Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 22

How is it 2025 and we still have the same rink-a-dink smoke detectors? Those jigsaw puzzles have ruined our sleep for the last time! The King of America (hi, that’s me, Garrett) has returned to demand we do better! Also, a listener is sick of all the main character energy around town and wants to know if there’s hope for the future. You’ve entered a judgment-free area, we’re going to fix the world, one pet peeve at a time!  Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 21

Desperate times call for desperate life hacks. In this episode, Garrett brings up some of the most unhinged “life hacks” the internet has to offer, plus a few of his own. From stealing hotel breakfasts to scamming security cameras to get away with crime, here’s how to ruin your life in the name of efficiency! Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 20

Garrett's back from his Austin trip with one mission: TAKE DOWN AMERICAN AIRLINES (kidding... kind of). This episode is a full-blown airport saga packed with chaos, crowd control, and one unzipped suitcase.  Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 19

Why is everyone so entitled lately? From gym hogs to line-cutters, WE ALL CAN’T BE THE MAIN CHARACTER! Unfortunately, I might be part of the problem, too. Plus a parade meltdown that haunts me years later. This week’s episode is a love letter to every listener who has ever flipped off a stranger or wish they did.  Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 18

If I were King of America, my first order of business would be to outlaw using speakerphone in public, followed by making sure crushes expire at age 22. Also, what do you do when someone slides into your DMs, gets flirty, then vanishes? This week, we've got a listener dealing with a ghosting situation and a new segment that might just change the world.   Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 17    

Welcome to the first video episode of The G Lex Podcast, you can watch on YouTube @GarrettLexell, make sure to subscribe while you’re there so you don’t miss future video episodes! This week’s episode is recorded from Garrett’s cabin aboard the Valiant Lady somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean! Garrett gives a quick trip update on his Virgin Voyages cruise and shares his experience getting his first tattoo on board at Squid Ink, the ship’s tattoo parlor. Later, we jump back into the segment “I’m The Problem, It’s Me” where Garrett answers listeners emails asking if they’re the problem or someone else. Our first emailer wants to know how to maintain a friendship with someone who keeps trying to sell them stuff they don’t want. The second emailer has an ex’s mother reaching out wanting to grab brunch and hang out long after they’ve broken up, yikes! Tune in for all the details.    Follow Virgin’s Squid Ink Tattoo Parlor on Insta -  @Squidink.vv Follow my Tattoo Artist, Yohandy Diaz on Insta - @handy.tattoo   Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 16

The sisters this season are jealous, suspicious and maybe even a bit creepy! Are the contestants engaged or their sisters? Dave and Lauren finally reach a breaking point (who’s surprised?) Virginia and Devin dive deeper into getting a prenup, while Ben & Sara talk about their values…again, and again. Plus my thoughts on the Bachelor / Bachelorette parties and wedding day predictions!    DISCLAIMER: I am not associated with Netflix or the Love is Blind production. All opinions are my own and shared for entertainment purposes only. No opinions are meant to diagnose or advise anyone.   Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 15

Are dating apps ruining modern romance? I think I’ve cracked the code on how to fix it. In this episode, I reveal my million-dollar idea (hello, Sharks!) to bring back real, in-person dating. Would you try it? DM or Email me after listening and let me know! @garrettlexell or [email protected]   Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!  Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 14

The couples are out of the pods and head to Honduras! Honestly, they’re just as bland and vanilla as when they were cooped up. There are some highlights, prediction changes and awkward moments along the way. Tune in to hear who’s thriving, who’s diving and WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH DAVE!!?? I can hear the wedding bells for some and others, suitcases being zipped up. Grab your gold wine goblet and let me give you the tea!  DISCLAIMER: I am not associated with Netflix or the Love is Blind production. All opinions are my own and shared for entertainment purposes only. No opinions are meant to diagnose or advise anyone. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 13

Booked a cruise hoping I’d be in a relationship…and yet, here we are. Again. This week, I’m talking all things solo travel—why I keep ending up cruising alone, my plans to get my first tattoo on board, and how I’m making the most of it. I also take a hard look in the mirror to try and figure out why my first dates aren’t turning into second dates. Is it time to hit the pause button on dating? Let’s unpack!  Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 12

The Pods are…still open. I get into everything that happened in episodes 4-6. Love triangles start to break, proposals are made and some of my early predictions are proven wrong! It’s time to say congratulations and goodbye as the pods come to a close and Honduras appears on the horizon! Love is Blind Season 8 Ep 4-6 Recap  DISCLAIMER: I am not associated with Netflix or the Love is Blind production. All opinions are my own and shared for entertainment purposes only. No opinions are meant to diagnose or advise anyone. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 11

The Pods are open, the red flags are flaggin’ and I have THOUGHTS! I break down the first three episodes of Love is Blind Season 8. We already have questionable connections, issues with attachment styles and a couple love triangles circling the drain. I break down episodes 1-3, give my early predictions, who’s doomed and who I think will make it. Grab your gold wine goblet and let’s talk! Love is Blind Season 8 Ep 1-3 Recap DISCLAIMER: I am not associated with Netflix or the Love is Blind production. All opinions are my own and shared for entertainment purposes only. No opinions are meant to diagnose or advise anyone. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️   Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 10

Maybe it’s because I’m single on Valentine’s Day. Maybe it’s the moon. Maybe it’s Maybelline (it’s not). Whatever it is, I’ve been feeling…off. This week I’m scrapping all the plans for a Valentine’s Day episode and keeping it raw and unfiltered. Job drama, dateless on Valentine’s Day and the Super Bowl Half-Time show all weighing on my mind. You can probably skip this one, but if you do listen, I owe you one! How about a stronger episode next week? Deal.  Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 09

Would you stay on a date with someone who showed up two hours late? Would you keep dating a guy who won’t let you see where he lives? Would you survive the most embarrassing first date ever? We’re tackling all of it in this episode, from Garrett’s personal nightmare of a sushi date to some of the craziest Reddit dating stories you’ve ever heard. Plus, a listener writes in with a boyfriend mystery that Garrett helps uncover from a guy’s perspective. If you’re at home, make yourself a drink, settle in and let’s unpack the dating drama! 💔   Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 08

If you’ve ever swiped through a dating app and thought, “Is this really the best humanity has to offer?”—this episode is for you. Garrett rants about the worst bios, the most ridiculous self-imposed dating rules, and the kind of people you should definitely avoid. Plus, it’s time to play Flirt or Flee—a new segment where we decide which red flags are tolerable and which ones deserve an instant block. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]  Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com  The G Lex Podcast Ep. 07

Do you ever have a week where the vibes just seem…off? That’s how this week went for Garrett. Getting pulled over, an outrageous dentist bill, and an unexpected life lesson about when to say “No”. In this episode, Garrett explores the highs and lows from a strange week, tying it all together with a reminder to keep moving forward—even when life says, “Not Yet”.   Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️   Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com    The G Lex Podcast Ep. 06

Kicking off the new “I’m The Problem, It’s Me” segment, Garrett shares his own red-flag-filled dating story and reflects on when curiosity (and Instagram stalking) goes to far! You get to be the judge if Garrett is the problem in this Instagram DM disaster.    Later in the episode, a listener writes in with an awkward first date where a guy won’t stop asking about their ex! This episode is a mix of relatable situations, brutal honesty and a bit of oversharing. If you’ve ever second-guessed texting someone back, this one’s for you.   Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or them) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️   Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com    The G Lex Podcast Ep. 05

What do a Krispy Kreme disaster and a New Year’s cruise have in common? Chaos, awkwardness, and Garrett finding himself in the middle of both. In this episode, Garrett recounts a trip to Walmart that turned into an accidental Krispy Kreme wrestling match—because, of course, donut displays are always ready to sabotage your day.   The awkwardness doesn’t stop there. Garrett shares a cringe-worthy New Year’s dinner party aboard a cruise, complete with mismatched couples, a drinking game that no one wanted to play, and the unspoken tension of being the odd one out.   But it’s not all laughs—Garrett gets candid about the emotional rollercoaster of solo holiday travel, from the freedom it offers to the unexpected challenges it brings. If you’ve ever cringed your way through a dinner party or faced off with a donut shelf, this episode will hit close to home—and keep you laughing along the way.   Need advice? Need to rant? Have a funny story you’d like to share? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️   Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com    The G Lex Podcast Ep. 04

In this special episode of The G Lex Podcast, Garrett recaps his wild “Justin Timberweek”—a whirlwind VIP journey to three Justin Timberlake concerts across Florida. From hotel drama in Sunrise, FL to chaotic crowds in Jacksonville, Garrett dishes out hilarious and brutally honest takes on concerts, road trips and why he’s officially DONE with Hilton Hotels (shoutout Marriott Bonvoy). Plus, in this week’s Thread of the Week, Threaders share their worst concert experiences with Garrett, from wardrobe malfunctions to mid-show disasters. It’s a backstage pass to dancing, drama and DUUUVALLLL #IYKYK   Need advice? Need to rant? Have a funny story you’d like to share? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]    Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️   Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com    The G Lex Podcast Ep. 03

What’s your weirdest fear? Garrett opens up about his irrational terror of dark water and a near-death encounter with a cockroach in the shower. Along the way, he revisits creepy moments from his time working at The JAWS Ride at Universal Studios that unlocked a new fear forever! On this week’s Thread of the Week segment, Garrett connects with Threaders on their phobias ranging from snakes in toilets to seeing nuns in unexpected places. It’s an episode full of laughs, cringe, and the kind of fears you didn’t know you had.    *TRIGGER WARNING* - Multiple fears and phobias discussed, if you have a phobia that you can’t talk about or if stories about bugs, creatures, claustrophobia and more freak you out, skip on to the next episode!    Need advice? Need to rant? Have a funny story you’d like to share? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️   Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com    The G Lex Podcast Ep. 02

In the debut episode of The G Lex Podcast, host Garrett Lexell sets the tone for what’s to come. With humor and honesty, he dives into his recent trip to Austin, Texas which includes dodging Hurricane Milton, surviving the infamous Lady Bird Lake Killer and getting catcalled in a parking lot. Plus, he shares his hot take on why wedding vows should never be read off an iPhone and his run-ins with social media critics. If you’re into candid stories, relatable rants, and a comedic spin on life’s quirks, this episode is the perfect start. Welcome to the G Lex Podcast!   Need advice? Need to rant? Have a funny story you’d like to share? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to [email protected]   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️   Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com    The G Lex Podcast Ep. 01