The Morning Blitz

The rules of the mosh pit and crowd surfingWomen want men to stop wearing flip flopsWhat is the strangest thing you did naked?Tell us what you have never experienced that 99% of people have

Would you vacation with your son's girlfriend's family without having met them?Oli Sykes from Bring Me The Horizon has a concussionBeware of a new scam that will steal your fingerprintsDoes anyone really have a wedding for their fifth marriage?The NFL Schedule for 2026

Separate bedrooms and separate bathroomsWho has the worst fans in pop culture?Meijer is adding the letter S to their name since everyone says it anywayTell us the odd living situation you are inScientific studies that were completely unnecessary

Kelly Quinn is back from vacation and all is right in the world againGoose finds more misheard lyricsHarry Baals may be getting a building named after himWhen you find a movie or TV show emulating your lifeThe best fads of the 90s

Comedian, Ian Bagg, stops by ahead of his weekend at the FunnyboneTell us what made your kid lose it and completely cry their heart outA listener calls in and helps us prank his momCould Hantavirus become the next pandemic?Things people do when they are alone

Tell us the earliest memory in life that you can recallThe CEO of Chipotle says if you need more food just ask for itWomen tell us what they would do if men disappeared for 24 hoursMore societal norms that are being ditched this yearMusic artists are getting blue dot fever

Goose is getting bombarded with texts from the Cologuard companyA listener got a custom Reds' jersey from his girlfriend and he refuses to wear itMen tell us what they would do if women disappeared for 24 hoursPeople in other countries are creeped out by great American smilesToys are back in cereal boxes, but they are on top and that is absurd

Goose had a couple of man moments that made him tingleTop guitar solos and the top played riffs at Guitar CenterTell us the moment you knew you were dating an idiotThere is a new trend of having soup for breakfast instead of cerealThe sporting event that literally gave you goosebumps

Huge rock bands without a Billboard #1 hit songSpirit Airlines just shutdown while people were waiting to flyWhen did you find yourself in a Fear Factor moment for real?The Christopher Columbus generation is in full effectChristian Slater is the younger version of Jack Nicholson

Steed or Weed? The name of a race horse or the name of a strain of weedYou have to follow some very strict rules if you want to go to MarsOur new metal song about $5 gasoline by Blitzhammer 614Tell us what you would put on your reverse bucket listAss Man and the Butt Nut

Facing forward or backward and other odd things we do in the showerNew cars may be coming with audio and video analysis to make sure you are being safeA text conversation between Goose and Nora gave us the Poop SongWords or phrases your toddler picked up and will not stop sayingThe new trend of fiber maxxing

80s rock albums that would be perfect if you removed one songGoose poked the bear by putting stamps on his wedding invitations crookedA dad is mad at his son's school's lack of common sense about prescription drugsGetting interrupted while you are watching your favorite TV showDo not have sex on the balcony of the cruise ship!

Tell us your desired super power, but with a conditionDid you ever end up on a second date with someone on accident?We taste test different water to see if we can tell a differenceThe best movies based on a true storyA woman used an 11 second clip to fake being at over 1800 work meetings

Don't get kidnapped, I have a tee time!The funny things that came out of the White House Correspondents' dinnerA.I. will now make your documents 'not perfect' so that they appear realTell us what everybody calls you for because you always have the answersThoughts from the NFL draft

Marijuana has officially been reduced to a schedule 3 drugThere are way too many parking spots designated for special conditionsPeople showed up to a naturalist event thinking it meant nudists would be thereA local Columbus floral shop has gone viral for all the wrong reasonsThe Subway slap heard round the world

A teacher should never hit a student, but once in awhile you understand whyComedian, Frank Caliendo, stops by ahead of his appearance at the Funny BoneYou might be living under the Cinderella Rule and not even realize itDave Grohl's doctor can't believe how great his vocal cords areDon't blow it for everyone

Have you ever removed the door from your kid's room because they wouldn't behave?Salmon and other fish in Sweden are acting odd due to ingesting cocaineTell us what outdated name you still call something byBands that got worse and bands that got better after losing a memberThe cost of condoms is about to go way up

Science explains why men turn into big babies when they get sickTell us your concrete self enforced rule when it comes to datingWe tried two new Oreo flavors for Taste Test TuesdayWe quiz Gen Z and Gen Alphas on old school thingsA bull fighter didn't care for a bull's horn shoved up his rear

Did your kid get in trouble at school but you were okay with it?Goose wants to know why a co-worker does not like himDid we really come from earth or were we originally dropped here?One airline will now provide bunk beds so you can sleep better on the planeGoose was mishearing lyrics again over the weekend

A waitress completely snapped at a Waffle House...have you ever snapped at work?You can make $180,000 per year by simply pooping a few times a weekLearn your fate with the Magical Coin of DestinyThe folks from Magnolia Thunderpussy stop by for Record Store DayYou can have a better figure if you would just get your ribs shaved down

A producer explains how fights broke out every week on the Jerry Springer showEveryone is a sucker for something...tell us what you just can't turn downWhat historical item do you wish you could own?Walmart is unhappy because people don't like to display their Great Value productsGoose drove 131 mph on 270 yesterday

Is it wrong to punish a first grader for saying 'I Love You' to a girl in class?Memo to people who smoke and drive: The weed breathalyzer is comingTell us your neighborhood pet peeveWe found out Kelly once  tried to outrun the police when she in collegeWhy is it, the older you get, the more things irritate you?

The names of foreign items can be very funny or odd, like Jussipussi bread in FinlandIf you go to dinner with someone rich, do you automatically assume they will pay the bill?You can talk to A.I. Jesus for just $1.99 a minuteCould you do two weeks of digital detox from your phone?Soon, you could get your vaccines simply by drinking beer

How long do you keep a family member's ashes after they pass?The things America does better than any other countryA Ugandan general demands $1 billion and the hottest girl from TurkeyTwo chimpanze tribes in Uganda are having a civil warSwiping on Tinder while in the middle of a major S.W.A.T. operation

Multiple songs with misheard lyrics that all sound like variations of 'fart'Finding a fully intact bird feather buried in your granola barBobaflex stopped by to hangout ahead of their Saturday night show at the NewportWarning labels on things that we cannot believe people need to be warned aboutA dumb debate about a grilled cheese sandwich

According to Microsoft, you should not trust Microsoft CopilotGreat movie scenes that had no impact on the movie itselfHow did things go very wrong when you tried to self medicate?Tell us the thing you have stopped buying just because it has gotten too expensiveThe Gathering of the Juggalos will not return to Legend Valley this year

Tell us the really weird thing your pet doesHave you ever been waitlisted for a party and then invited in the second round?There was drama at the Alum Creek dog park due to an aggressive DobermanWomen used to give birth standing or squatting but it wasn't convenient for doctorsGoose is upset with the talkers at the Broadway theater show he went to

One third of people 18-34 years old now live with their parentsIf you were named after where you were conceived, what would your name be?Tell us the farthest you traveled for a specific foodMore and more divorce is being caused by Ozempic weight lossA massive penis parade just took place in Japan

A 4 year old girl is already reading at a 12th grade levelWKRP in Cincinnati is about to become a real radio stationNormal or Nope: Using your teenager as your Uber driverHow much money would you have to be paid to smell the farts of other people?Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" done by Disturbed

A deep reservoir has been discovered under the Great Salt LakeGoose is a terrible JewTell us what you would have on your concert tour ryderSpending problems have a lot of men being put on a man-lowanceA massive insurance scam on Mt. Everest

Goose accidentally dropped an I-O last night and is denying it, but we have videoTell us the overhyped vacation destination that isn't worth the moneyDo you go to the 'going away party' for someone at work that you don't like?The Japanese TV game show of rock, paper, scissorsYour cat hates you

Can you remember the last thought you had before you fell asleep?A mom is getting peer pressure because she won't let her 13 year old get on TikTokGmail will finally allow you to change your email addressTell us if this guy was cheating or just simply dancing and having funA woman claims to know how neanderthals used to speak

Get a job sharing Ranch dressing with the rest of the worldThese survival tips squash old survival mythsDo you question your kid's motive when they compliment you?Sometimes people just say really dumb thingsPeople want an investigation into all the meteor action going on

Tell us the story of how you became a miracle survivorGetting everything from free trial offersA TikTokker doing horrible animal sound effectsSomeone signed Goose up to every government web site out thereA calculator that tells you which events are closer to your birthday than to today

Kids start practicing deception at 10 months oldProfessors can now easily tell if your work is written by A.I.It turns out that Bob Barker was big ole' racistMaxell is bringing back the Walkman to play cassette tapesThe perfect meal from multiple fast food restaurants

The legendary Heywood Banks joins us ahead of his Funny Bone appearanceGoose goes to DK Diner to see if they will let him borrow silverwearA better phrase for 'Do Not Disturb'Covid, tuberculosis, and spiders are going to kill us all this yearWhat is the worst neighbor you ever had?

A new world record almost makes Goose blow chunksGoose is trying to get a ride in a truck at Monster JamA woman cheated on her man and married a trainEmily is dating a 30 year old virgin and she needs adviceTell us what you would like in your adult Easter basket

Did you have an imaginary friend and is that still a thing today?Twerking on florida beaches during spring break can now get you arrestedTell us which 80s movies still stand the test of timeThe sport of sperm racing is leveling upAn incredible fact about the movie, American Pie

Is it okay to put your dog poop in another person's trash can?The Justin Timberlake DUI body cam has been releasedLazy teenagers who leave one cube in the ice trayQuicksand has become a huge problem in ArizonaThe best 80s hair metal bands from A to Z

Actor/Comedian, Lil Rel, stops by the show ahead of his weekend at the Funny BoneYou have 30 seconds to vent live about whatever you want, GO!There is a new cruel trend called 'The Alpine Divorce'The point in life when you stop caring what other people thinkThe best rock band logos

19 million Americans admit they have wanted to shoot someone deadTell us something you learned in school that you have never used sinceThings that you can and can't bring on a planeBirds are becoming addicted to nicotineDivorced parents trying to steal their kid's first time moments from each other

Is it a red flag if a guy is 42, never married, and has no kids?A college has created a little device to count your farts for scienceA deaf woman was kicked off a flight for not listeningSome people are finding that they are too old to party hard.  Some are not.Be warned that robot dogs are now guarding data centers

Ohio is the king of college dodgeball and it isn't even closeIrish Celtic names sound nothing like they are spelledTell us what you finally come around to after resisting it for yearsStop listening to medical advice from TikTokDoes calling 'Dibs!" still count?

Movies that are 10 out of 10 with zero bad partsAustralia is developing AI using real human brain cellsTarget is overhauling their stores and removing toysKelly spent the entire weekend without powerYes you can get a DUI driving a golf cart

We ask you one question and then guess if you wake n bakeGoose gives Thick and Kelly a quiz on Gen Z slang80% of men have nicknamed their junk...tell us your nicknameWe do a blind taste test with different colored Fruit LoopsShould people be allowed to record you with Meta glasses?

People are now using A.I. to tell themselves how to talk sociallyHow should gift giving be handled for people on their second marriage?A dumb debate over how tall a leprechaun isThe best movie soundtracks to have sex toNFL football on Thanksgiving Eve

Goose's new dog got her first buzz when she ate one of Goose's gummiesWhat strange thing was delivered to your house that you didn't order?Today's Blitz Therapy letter caused a heated arguementEvery single kid in America is on their phone at schoolThe happiest cities in the country

Rock stars who went solo and failed miserablyPeople leave a lot of bizarre things at the airportKelly's struggle with Sonic Temple this yearOhio State president resigns over inappropriate relationshipStrange school team names

Would you accept this guy's money offer to keep his odd collection for a week?The TV shows, movies, and songs that turn people on the mostGoose had his proudest parental moment over the weekendRobbing a bank with a Google translatorHaving sex in a port-a-potty

A Pontiac, Michigan teacher goes off on a crazy, hilarious tirade at a studentStrong man and WWE legend, Mark Henry, joins us ahead of the Arnold ExpoGoose can ask a girl one question and guess her boob sizeTell us how you ended up in a place you definitely should not beGet paid $100,000 for eating Wendy's food and talking about it