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The Morning Blitz — 775 episodes

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Mint Chill Dude Wipes and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 7-27-26

2

Christmas In July - The Morning Blitz 7-24-26

3

Ride The Lie and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 7-23-26

4

A.I. Radio and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 7-22-26

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Naked On A Train and Pokemon Sex Toys - The Morning Blitz 7-21-26

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Family Secrets and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 7-20-26

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Shaving Someone Else and Fesshole - The Morning Blitz 7-15-26

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Demolition Derbies and Old People Phrases - The Morning Blitz 7-14-26

9

Well Ain't That Some Ish and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 7-13-26

10

Mexican Batman and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 7-1-26

11

Emotional Support Dragon and Matt Hates Us - The Morning Blitz 6-30-26

12

Stop Pooping In Public and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-29-26

13

Birds On Guitar and Family Feud - The Morning Blitz 6-26-26

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Junk Drawers and Butt Plugs - The Morning Blitz 6-25-26

15

Dating For Benefits and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-24-26

16

Sonic Temple 2027 and Arby's Herpes - The Morning Blitz 6-23-26

17

Fictional Band Hits and Honeymoon Fights - The Morning Blitz 6-19-26

18

Sex Survey Results and Goblintimacy - The Morning Blitz 6-18-26

19

Bye Bye California and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-17-26

20

Muse Clues and Lesbian Nuns - The Morning Blitz 6-16-26

21

A 4 Ton Potato and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-15-26

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Tan Maxxing and Bird Riffs - The Morning Blitz 6-12-26

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F My Life and Don't Blow It For Everyone - The Morning Blitz 6-11-26

24

Good Nut and Blitz Therapy - The Morning Blitz 6-10-26

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Practice Dating and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 6-9-26

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Misheard Lyrics and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-8-26

27

The Grove City Mafia and Wake N Bake Trivia - The Morning Blitz 6-5-26

28

Sperm Maxxing and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 6-4-26

29

Breaking Up With A Witch and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-3-26

30

Highway To Hell and Yearbook Drama - The Morning Blitz 6-2-26

31

Let A Bitch Be and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-1-26

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Man Cereal and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-28-26

33

Single Life Luxuries and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-27-26

34

Austism Test and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-26-26

35

Worst Punishment and Misspelled Words - The Morning Blitz 5-22-26

36

Bare Feet and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-21-26

37

Sports Injuries and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-20-26

38

Gargoyle Butts and Healthy Butts - The Morning Blitz 5-19-26

39

Sonic Temple Recap and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-18-26

40

Rain Rot and Sonic Temple - The Morning Blitz 5-15-26

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Sonic Temple and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-14-26

42

Car Ranch and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-13-26

43

The Worst Fans and Jimmy Buffet Maxxing - The Morning Blitz 5-12-26

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Kelly's Back and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-11-26

45

Pranking Mom and Ian Bagg - The Morning Blitz 5-8-26

46

No Men For 24 Hours and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-7-26

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Women Gone For 24 Hours and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-6-26

48

Breakfast Soup and Dumb Men - The Morning Blitz 5-5-26

49

Spirit Airlines and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-4-26

50

Steed Or Weed and Principal Assenheimer - The Morning Blitz 5-1-26

51

The Poop Song and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-30-26

52

Everybody Is Psychic and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-29-26

53

Stoned Monks and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 4-28-26

54

White House Dinner Shooting and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 4-27-26

55

Wake N Bake and Alternate Coachella - The Morning Blitz 4-24-26

56

Frank Caliendo and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-23-26

57

Cocaine Fish and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-22-26

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Self Enforced Rules and Time Warp - The Morning Blitz 4-21-26

59

Misheard Lyrics and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 4-20-26

60

A Great Poopy Career and the Mythical Coin Of Destiny - The Morning Blitz 4-17-26

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131 MPH and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-16-26

62

Weed Breathalyzer and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-15-26

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Digital Detox and A.I. Jesus - The Morning Blitz 4-14-26

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Secret Sound and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 4-13-26

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Bobaflex and Warning Labels - The Morning Blitz 4-10-26

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Self-Medicating and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-9-26

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Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-8-26

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Ozempic Divorce and a Penis Parade - The Morning Blitz 4-7-26

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Your Teenage Uber Driver and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 4-6-26

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A Criminal Toe Sucker and Man-Lowance - The Morning Blitz 4-3-26

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Goose Says I-O and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-2-26

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Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-1-26

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Zombie Filler and the Midwest Goodbye - The Morning Blitz 3-31-26

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Dookie Cough and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 3-30-26

75

Bob Barker and Beer - The Morning Blitz 3-27-26

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Heywood Banks and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 3-26-26

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Adult Easter Baskets and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 3-25-26

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No Twerking Allowed and 80s Movies - The Morning Blitz 3-24-26

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Misheard Lyrics and TikTok People - The Morning Blitz 3-23-26

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Small Town Life and Lil Rel - The Morning Blitz 3-20-26

81

Precious Moments and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 3-19-26

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Fart Counter and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 3-18-26

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Calling Dibs and an Irish Quiz - The Morning Blitz 3-17-26

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Brain Cell Computers and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 3-16-26

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Wake N Bake and Gen Z Slang - The Morning Blitz 3-13-26

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Leprechauns and A.I. Offloading - The Morning Blitz 3-12-26

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Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 3-11-26

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OSU President and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 3-10-26

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Sexy Media and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 3-9-26

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Mark Henry In Studio and the Seat Divorce Trend - The Morning Blitz 3-6-26

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Emergency Poop and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 3-5-26

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Doctor Hookup and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 3-4-26

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Number Of Kisses and Elephant Snot - The Morning Blitz 3-3-26

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Foot In Mouth and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 3-2-26

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Mythical Coin of Destiny and the Spotify Urn - The Morning Blitz 2-27-26

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Covid 2026 and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 2-26-26

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Rate The A-Hole and Blitz Therapy - The Morning Blitz 2-25-26

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Dirty Foreign Words and Deer Sex - The Morning Blitz 2-24-26

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Medical Mistakes and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 2-23-26

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Drunk Olympics and a Dumb Debate - The Morning Blitz 2-20-26

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Sneaking Out and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 2-19-26

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Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 2-18-26

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Toughest Sport and a Dumb Debate - The Morning Blitz 2-17-26

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Valentine's Day and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 2-16-26

105

Repair Gifts and Don't Blow It For Everyone - The Morning Blitz 2-13-26

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Delivery Danger and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 2-12-26

107

Love Is Blind and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 2-11-26

108

Red Tuesday and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 2-10-26

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National Poop Day and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 2-9-26

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Dodge Heat and Jamie Lissow - The Morning Blitz 2-6-26

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Boner Honey and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 2-5-26

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Don't Blow It For Everyone and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 2-4-26

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Brain Reading Headphones and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 2-3-26

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The Perfect Pie Chart and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 2-2-26

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Big Cajones and the Male Karen - The Morning Blitz 1-30-26

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Auditioning and Upscrolled - The Morning Blitz 1-29-26

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Friction Maxxing and Fesshole - The Morning Blitz 1-28-26

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The Price Is Right and Mind Meld - The Morning Blitz 1-27-26

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Ridin' The Storm Out and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 1-26-26

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How Did That Get There And A Blind Top 5 - The Morning Blitz 1-23-26

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The Coming Storm And A Swimming Coyote - The Morning Blitz 1-22-26

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PG Rated Insults and Mispronounced Words - The Morning Blitz 1-21-26

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It's Only Marijuana and Drive-In Porn - The Morning Blitz 1-20-26

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Kids Doing Chores and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 1-19-26

125

Things Have Gone Too Far and Unfun Facts - The Morning Blitz 1-16-26

126

Cloning Your Dog and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 1-15-26

127

Work Nicknames and A Great 'Would You Rather' - The Morning Blitz 1-14-26

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Encounter With An Ex and Russian Roulette - The Morning Blitz 1-13-26

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A Major Show Announcement and Rock N Rumble - The Morning Blitz 1-12-26

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Unhinged Concert Lineup and Wake N Bakers - The Morning Blitz 1-9-26

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Mystery Seeds and The Analog Purse - The Morning Blitz 1-8-26

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Unfunny Farts and Blitz Therapy - The Morning Blitz 1-7-26

133

Getting Run Over and Classic PSAs - The Morning Blitz 1-6-26

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Holiday Injuries and Human Cheese - The Morning Blitz 1-5-26

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Christmas Timing Challenge and Joke Swap - The Morning Blitz 12-19-25

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Free Weed For Christmas and Healing Farts - The Morning Blitz 12-18-25

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Goose Got In A Car Wreck and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 12-17-25

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Rockin The Menorah and Kid Arguements - The Morning Blitz 12-16-25

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Music Evolution and Pet Dependants - The Morning Blitz 12-15-25

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Big Little Pains and Flavored Cocaine - The Morning Blitz 12-12-25

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Wearing Shorts And A Hoodie In Winter and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 12-11-25

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Big Little Heartbreaks and Lightning Bum - The Morning Blitz 12-10-25

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Insulting Christmas Bonuses and the Firehouse Fapper - The Morning Blitz 12-9-25

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My Wiener's In The Rain and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 12-8-25

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Dumb Pet Things and Armpit Licking - The Morning Blitz 12-5-25

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Don't Blow It For Everyone and Sled Alternatives - The Morning Blitz 12-4-25

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Inappropriate At The Christmas Party and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 12-3-25

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Crazy Ex Lovers and a Natural High - The Morning Blitz 12-2-25

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Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome and Spy Pigeons - The Morning Blitz 12-1-25

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Cool Movie Villains and THEE Game - The Morning Blitz 11-26-25

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A Dumb Attire Debate and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 11-25-25

152

Your Weird Body and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 11-24-25

153

Mythical Coin Of Destiny and Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan - The Morning Blitz 11-21-25

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I Crapped My Pants and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 11-20-25

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What Women Want and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 11-19-25

156

You Can't Have Too Much and A.I. Families - The Morning Blitz 11-18-25

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Swallow It Whole and Losing Your Touch - The Morning Blitz 11-17-25

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Talking To Dead People and A Beaver Battle - The Morning Blitz 11-14-25

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I Don't Know Why It Hurts and Bad Commercials - The Morning Blitz 11-13-25

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Funeral Proposal and FessHole - Window Nation Live 11-12-25

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Gen Z Is Raw Dogging Life and Rednecks - The Morning Blitz 11-11-25

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Odd Medical Conditions and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 11-10-25

163

Identifying The Normal One and Bert Kreischer - The Morning Blitz 11-7-25

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We Guess If You Wake N Bake and Morning Sex - The Morning Blitz 11-6-25

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Her Psychic Changed The Wedding and Cash Is Cringe - The Morning Blitz 11-5-25

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Sleeping With The Boss and Rental Cars - The Morning Blitz 11-4-25

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Next Level Stupidity and Girl Code - The Morning Blitz 11-3-25

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The Mythical Coin Of Destiny and Football Friday - The Morning Blitz 10-31-25

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Grok The Horny Chatbot and The New Incinolet - The Morning Blitz 10-30-25

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Ridiculous Movie Monsters and Chunkosaurus Rex - The Morning Blitz 10-28-25

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Where To Be For A Zombie Apocalypse and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-27-25

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Silly Ways Guys Entertain Themselves and Boob Jobs - The Morning Blitz 10-24-25

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Surviving A Horror Movie and Parental Threats - The Morning Blitz 10-23-25

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Prepaid Burial Plot Drama and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 10-22-25

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Stupid People On The Internet and Poop Analysis - The Morning Blitz 10-21-25

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Air BNB Host Exposes Cheating Husband and A.I. Love - The Morning Blitz 10-20-25

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Getting High With The Police and The Mythical Coin Of Destiny - The Morning Blitz 10-17-25

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The Accidental Drive Thru Fart and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-16-25

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House Sitting Sex and Most Hated Rock Songs - The Morning Blitz 10-15-25

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Inconvenience By Theft and Guess The Secret Sound - The Morning Blitz 10-14-25

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Strange House Rules Your Parents Had and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-13-25

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Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan and Porch Pirates - The Morning Blitz 10-10-25

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Don't Put Halloween Decorations Here and the OSU Pisser - The Morning Blitz 10-9-25

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Leaving Your Girl Behind and Adam Sandler - The Morning Blitz 10-8-25

185

Take That Baby Outside and Mathieu Olivier - The Morning Blitz 10-7-25

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Other People's Drama and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-6-25

187

Don't Blow It For Everyone and Petabits - The Morning Blitz 10-3-25

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Grandparents Rule and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-2-25

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No Shoes At Work and Jiaoying Summers - Blitz Morning 10-1-25

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Side Hustle For Men and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 9-30-25

191

Dumb Ways You Got Hurt and The Timing Challenge - Blitz Morning 9-29-25

192

Don't Knock It Til You Try It and Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan - Blitz Morning 9-26-25

193

Life Saving Movie Quotes and One Hit Wonders - Blitz Morning 9-25-25

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World Record Wednesday and FessHole - Blitz Morning 9-24-25

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We Are Robots and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 9-23-25

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That's Not Worth The Money and Doggy Birthday Parties - Blitz Morning 9-22-25

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Normal Is Creepy and Bat Wings - Blitz Morning 9-19-25

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The Window Of Ish and Cocaine Is Back - Blitz Morning 9-18-25

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What No One Else Does and Fess Hole - Blitz Morning 9-17-25

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Turning In Your Kid and Indecent Proposals - Blitz Morning 9-16-25

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Couples Sharing Cars and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 9-15-25

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Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan and Goose Snores - Blitz Morning 9-12-25

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Kid With No Name and School Trouble - Blitz Morning 9-11-25

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World Record Wednesday and Scrotox - Blitz Morning 9-10-25

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Multiview For Women and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 9-9-25

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What To Give Aliens and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 9-8-25

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Worst Work Mistakes and Football Friday - Blitz Morning 9-5-25

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Medieval Health Tips and a Spit Hood - Blitz Morning 9-4-25

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We Attempt A World Record and Sonic Temple Bands - Blitz Morning 9-3-25

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Drunk Ohio Cop and Korn Kranker - Blitz Morning 9-2-25

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Football Friday With Jeff Logan and the Forging Trend - Blitz Morning 8-29-25

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Buckeye Fan Bets and Bees Attack - Blitz Morning 8-28-25

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Travis And Taylor's Vows and Great Movie Farts - Blitz Morning 8-27-25

214

Get High With Seth Rogen and Frog Orgies - Blitz Morning 8-26-25

215

Calling Off Work Unhappy and Wedding Fails - Blitz Morning 8-25-25

216

Getting Caught Red Handed And A Show Fight - Blitz Morning 8-22-25

217

Thick Rick In The Bathroom and Hamstering - Blitz Morning 8-21-25

218

First Day Of School and A.I. Everything - Blitz Morning 8-20-25

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Crazy Ozempic Side Effect For Women and Dodging Bullets - Blitz Morning 8-19-25

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Family Secrets At Funerals and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 8-18-25

221

Best $5 Snack Or Food and the Old Dick Twist - Blitz Morning 8-15-25

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Terrorizing Your Sibling and Places To Poop - Blitz Morning 8-14-25

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Kelly Wants Her Candy From Sweetwater and Blitz Therapy - Blitz Morning 8-13-25

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Goose Is Being Outsmarted By A Rat and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 8-11-25

225

The Big 4 Of 80s Hair Metal and Pocket Pancakes - Blitz Morning 8-8-25

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Changes To Ohio State Gameday Traditions and Funeral Mishaps - Blitz Morning 8-7-25

227

Childhood Thing You Bought As An Adult and Kids Fight Club - Morning Blitz 8-6-25

228

Your Level Of Weird and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 8-5-25

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Goose Needs More Parenting Advice and Work Nicknames - Blitz Morning 8-4-25

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Being Made Fun Of and Male Birth Control - Blitz Morning 8-1-25

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Ding Dong Ditch With Dad and Bathroom Talk - Blitz Morning 7-31-25

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Impressing The Opposite Sex and Hilliard Pool Poo - Blitz Morning 7-30-25

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Funny Ways To Say You Have To Poop and Judging Parents - Blitz Morning 7-29-25

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Introduce Yourself As What Almost Killed You and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 7-28-25

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How Your Kid Ruined Your Day and Time Warp - Blitz Morning 7-24-25

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Today We Celebrate The Life Of Ozzy Osbourne - Blitz Morning 7-23-25

237

Goose Needs Parenting Advice On An Issue and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 7-22-25

238

Songs That Must Be Played Loud and Bad Trips - Blitz Morning 7-21-25

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Caught Cheating At Coldplay and Selling Your Spouse - Blitz Morning 7-18-25

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The Angriest Your Parents Ever Got and Name That Tune - Blitz Morning 7-17-25

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Going To Your Ex's Wedding and Kids Being Brutally Honest - Blitz Morning 7-16-25

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Everyone Is Lying On Their Resume and Wow Skills - Blitz Morning 7-15-25

243

Kelly Started A Confrontation At Hamilton and Other Vacation Stories - Blitz Morning 7-14-25

244

Great American Bands and Men Changing Diapers - Blitz Morning 7-3-25

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Drinking Your Own Urine and A Xylospongium - Blitz Morning 7-2-25

246

Crazy Columbus Pool Parties and Swamp Crotch - Blitz Morning 7-1-25

247

Having A 90s Summer and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 6-30-25

248

Ready For The Kids To Go Back To School and the Best Name - Blitz Morning 6-26-25

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Tell Us What You Always Buy Because It's Worth The Money and Fesshole - Blitz Morning 6-25-25

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What Women Need To Look At To Know A Man's Size - Blitz Morning 6-24-25

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That Thing That Gave You Instant Regret and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 6-23-25

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The Worst Pain You Ever Felt and Fart Darts - Blitz Morning 6-20-25

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Preparing For Your Future Self and the Death Test - Blitz Morning 6-19-25

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Ozempic Has Another Popular Side Effect and Sex Breaks - Blitz Morning 6-18-25

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People Want Sex Breaks At Work and the Greatest Sayings - Blitz Morning 6-17-25

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Strip Club Songs That Kill The Mood and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 6-16-25

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Goose Is Angry and You Can't Look Cool Doing BLANK - Blitz Morning 6-13-25

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Peeing In A Cooler In Westerville and After Sex - Blitz Morning 6-12-25

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What Is Your Guarantee In Life and Goose's Morning After - Blitz Morning 6-11-25

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Longest Red Light In Columbus and Your Favorite Child - Blitz Morning 6-10-25

261

The Shart Survival Kit and Kelly Goes Viral - Blitz Morning 6-9-25

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What Restaurant Should Come Back and Pet Names - Blitz Morning 6-6-25

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Peeing Just Because and Gross Things At Work - Blitz Morning 6-5-25

264

Greatest Rock Power Ballads and Negative Shoutouts - Blitz Morning 6-4-25

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Tinder Filters and Dumb Things Said While She Was In Labor - Blitz Morning 6-3-25

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Strange Ways To Get Caught Cheating and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 6-2-25

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Redneck Spelling Bee and Strange Places To have Sex - Blitz Morning 5-30-25

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Invisible Asteroids, F My Life, and Captain Obvious - Blitz Morning 5-29-25

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Class of '95 and What Was On Your Bedroom Walls? - Blitz Morning 5-28-25

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The End Of The World and Have You Still Got Game? - Blitz Morning 5-27-25

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The Greatest Movie Opening Scene and Cooter Muffins - Blitz Morning 5-23-25

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Warn People About Your Body and The Cool Kids - Blitz Morning 5-22-25

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The Best Place To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse and Alien Bacteria - Blitz Morning 5-21-25

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Irrational Childhood Fears and Crimes At Work - Blitz Morning 5-20-25

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Think Fast For Your Choice Of Tickets and the Nesquik Challenge - Blitz Morning 5-19-25

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Tiny Texie In Studio and Is Goose The A-Hole? - Blitz Morning 5-16-25

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Goose Debate With His Fiance and Brand Loyalty - Blitz Morning 5-15-25

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Exploding Birds and Your Cheap Significant Other - Blitz Morning 5-14-25

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Goose Has Big News And Walmart Yes Or No - Blitz Morning 5-13-25

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Sonic Temple Stories and Your Go To Drunk Food - Blitz Morning 5-12-25

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Metallica's Day Off and Your Big Life Change - Blitz Morning 5-9-25

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Rules Of The Mosh Pit And Crowd Surfing and Hook Up Ick - Blitz Morning 5-8-25

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Would You Ever Hitchhike and a Meth Smoking Raccoon - Blitz Morning 5-7-25

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When Did You Get Too High and the Ultimate Fast Food - Blitz Morning 5-6-25

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Our York Steakhouse Review and Name That Tune - Blitz Morning 5-5-25

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Self Induced Injuries and Butt Rock - Blitz Morning 5-2-25

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100 Men Vs A Gorilla and Memorable Phone Calls - Blitz Morning 5-1-25

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The Most Cash You Ever Carried and The Dumbest Debate - Blitz Morning 4-30-25

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How Did You Get Stupid Famous and Unhinged Marriage Hacks - Blitz Morning 4-29-25

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Nicknames For People At Your Work and Shedeur Gets Pranked - Blitz Morning 4-28-25

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What Did You Learn About Women When You Moved In With Her? - Blitz Morning 4-25-25

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Awkward Birds And Bees Talk and Comedian Jim Jeffries - Blitz Morning 4-24-25

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What Did You Get In The Breakup and Cat Buttholes - Blitz Morning 4-23-25

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Things We Are Brainwashed To Believe We Need and Pet Names - Blitz Morning 4-22-25

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Your High School Drama Story and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 4-21-25

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Bobaflex Stops By The Studio and Best Butthole Contest - Blitz Morning 4-18-25

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Getting High With The Police For Research and Orgasm Man - Blitz Morning 4-17-25

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Why Did You Turn The Car Around and Bitching Fees - Blitz Morning 4-16-25

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Naked At disneyland and Mom's House Rules - Blitz Morning 4-15-25

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The Best Terrorist Take Over Movie and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 4-14-25

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Astronaut Poop Side Hustle and Rubbing A Principal’s Feet - Blitz Morning 4-11-25

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What Type Are You Never Dating Again and Funeral Problems - Blitz Morning 4-10-25

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What Did You Try And Survive and The Minecraft Movie - Blitz Morning 4-9-25

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Saving Airplane Seats And Rock N Rumble - Blitz Morning 4-8-25

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Picked Last In Gym Class And Detachable Penis - Blitz Morning 4-7-25

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Plot Holes And Eating Grandpa's Ashes - Blitz Morning 4-4-25

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How To Get Payback And What Band Do You Just Not Get? - Blitz Morning 4-3-25

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Where You Want Your Ashes Spread and The Timing Challenge - Blitz Morning 4-2-25

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Best Prank Ever And Is Goose A Creep? - Blitz Morning 4-1-25

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The Gross Things We Do And An Attack On Breasts - Blitz Morning 3-31-25

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Sharktopus, Redheads, And Doobie In Studio - Blitz Morning 3-28-25

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Kids Break Stuff And Ronnie Radke Goes Off Again - Blitz Morning 3-27-25

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A.I. And Your Girlfriend And Vacation Mishaps - Blitz Morning 3-26-25

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Inappropriate Teachers and Unique Jobs - Blitz Morning 3-25-25

315

Sunday Sunday Sunday And What Ruined The Party - Blitz Morning 3-24-25

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Don't Blow It For Everyone and Man Card Requirements - Blitz Morning 3-21-25

317

What Sets Off Your Tism and The Song Timing Challenge - Blitz Morning 3-20-25

318

Laughable Injuries And The Feud - Blitz Morning 3-19-25

319

Watch A Movie Of Your Life and Awkward Moments - Blitz Morning 3-18-25

320

Leprechaun Launch and a Burnt Weiner - Blitz Morning 3-17-25

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Goose's Date With A Married Woman And Medical Mishaps - Blitz Morning 3-14-25

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What Did You Find Out About After The Wedding? - Blitz Morning 3-13-25

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Why Are You In Trouble And God-Tier Songs - Blitz Morning 3-12-25

324

Is Sex With A Robot Cheating? - Blitz Morning 3-11-25

325

Goose Has An Eskimo Brother and Rock N Rumble - Blitz Morning 3-10-25

326

Guitar Riff Battle and When Dad Was In Charge - Blitz Morning 3-7-25

327

Blitz Morning 3-6-25

328

Renting Chickens And Training A Coworker - Blitz Morning 3-5-25

329

Goose's Meat In A Taco and Don't Blow It For Everyone - Blitz Morning 3-4-25

330

When Did You Get Locked In And Game Cheaters - Blitz Morning 3-3-25

331

Goose's Annual Sex Survey and Strange Random Texts - Blitz Morning 2-28-25

332

Guilty Or Innocent and The Poop Knife - Blitz Morning 2-27-25

333

Surviving The Old Days and Blitz Therapy - Morning Blitz 2-26-25

334

Full Album Concerts And Adult Fun Camp - Blitz Morning 2-25-25

335

Weird Food Combos And Egg Smuggling - Blitz Morning 2-24-25

336

Don't Blow It For Everyone and Naming Inanimate Objects - Blitz Morning 2-21-25

337

What Did You Spend Your Adult Money On and Goose's Nipple Issue - Blitz Morning 2-20-25

338

Goose Takes An Ohio Pronunciation Test | Blitz Morning 2-19-25

339

What did you change for a relationship and the Time Warp | The Morning Blitz 2-18-25

340

What Got Stuck In You And The Glory Hole | The Morning Blitz 2-17-25

341

Ask Goose Anything and Don't Ruin It For Everyone | The Morning Blitz 2-14-25

342

How Did You Injure Someone, Ohio's Weird Kink and FML | The Morning Blitz 2-13-25

343

What Your Spouse Loves That You Hate and Lot Lizard Trivia | The Morning Blitz 2-12-25

344

Revenge Of The Ex and How Was Your Vacation Ruined? | Morning Blitz 2-11-25

345

Super Bowl Blowout and How To Live Forever | Morning Blitz 2-10-25

346

Super Bowl Drama and Pepsi Challenge | Morning Blitz 2-7-25

347

Thick Rick's Beaver & Bass Deli and Things You Should Know, But Don't | Morning Blitz 2-6-25

348

The Dare You Said Yes To and F*** My Life | Morning Blitz 2-5-25

349

Worst Songs To Have Sex To and Rock N Roll Price Is Right | Morning Blitz 2-4-25

350

Thick Interrupts Goose's Proposal and Flagged By TSA | Morning Blitz 2-3-25

351

The Lonely Ones In Studio and Hilliard School Fight | Morning Blitz 1-31-25

352

Possible Changes To Ohio Weed Laws and Superbowl Conspiracy | Morning Blitz 1-30-25

353

Wealthy Wife, Unhappy Life and Just Write One Hit Song | Morning Blitz 1-29-25

354

Kids Calling Cops on Parents and Michigan Fan Trolls Ryan Day | Morning Blitz 1-28-25

355

Heaviest Day In America and Peexiety | Morning Blitz 1-27-25

356

Giving Yourself A Vasectomy and Blake Lively vs Justin Baldoni | Morning Blitz 1-24-25

357

Weed Delivery and World's Worst Rated Foods | Morning Blitz 1-23-25

358

Kid Rock's Awkward Moment and Blitz Therapy | Blitz Morning 1-22-25

359

Ohio State National Championship and Contagious Peeing | Morning Blitz 1-21-25

360

TikTok Is Alive & Weird and Ads In Your Dreams | Morning Blitz 1-20-25

361

FireAid Lineup and Red Dye #3 | Morning Blitz 1-17-25

362

Chicken Fries With A Side Of Weed and Yu Ang Shi...You Ain't What? | Morning Blitz 1-16-25

363

Drunk Voting and The Strangest Place You Fell Asleep | Morning Blitz 1-15-25

364

From TikTok To RedNote and Top 20 Glam Metal Songs | Morning Blitz 1-14-25

365

The Cali Fire Blame Game And Conspiracies | Morning Blitz 1-13-25

366

Pooping Thief and How Long Should Sex Last? | Morning Blitz 1-10-25

367

The Pfizer Boob Job and Life Stats After Death | Morning Blitz 1-9-25

368

Eating Christmas Trees and Flirting To Get Out of a DUI | Morning Blitz 1-8-25

369

New Year's Resolutions For Your SO and Traffic Congestion Tax | Morning Blitz 1-7-25

370

Cold Weather Myths and Negative Shoutouts | Morning Blitz 1-6-25

371

Carnivorous Squirrels and Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame BS | Morning Blitz 1-3-25

372

Snoop Dogg's Bowl Game and Holiday Wins And Fails | Morning Blitz 1-2-25

373

Greatest Christmas Movie Villains and Santa's Political Affiliation | Morning Blitz 12-20-24

374

Drones For Christmas and Most Overrated Things In 2024 | Morning Blitz 12-19-24

375

Adults On The Naughty List and Taint Scabies | Morning Blitz 12-18-24

376

Rock Band Tattoos and Bleeped Christmas Carols | Morning Blitz 12-17-24

377

Toughest Woman On Television and Wrapped Gifts From Santa | Morning Blitz 12-16-24

378

UFOs On The West Coast and Crashing Christmas Parties | Morning Blitz 12-13-24

379

Overrated Christmas Traditions and Pornhub's End Of Year Survey | Morning Blitz 12-12-24

380

Footlong Oreo Cookies and A.I. Picked Out My Gift | Morning Blitz 12-11-24

381

Protecting Your Queen and Korn Covers Milkshake | Morning Blitz 12-10-24

382

New Jersey Drones and Kelly's Christmas Light Battle | Morning Blitz 12-9-24

383

Movie Theater Drama and Fast Food First Dates | Morning Blitz 12-5-24

384

Brain Rot and Company Christmas Parties | Morning Blitz 12-4-24

385

Ronnie Radke Twitch Rant and KFC Wrapping Paper | Morning Blitz 12-3-24

386

OSU vs Michigan Drama and Cyber Monday | Morning Blitz 12-2-24

387

Murder Mystery Thanksgiving and Thanksgiving Family Policy | The Morning Blitz 11-27-24

388

Ruin Thanksgiving In 4 Words | The Morning Blitz 11-26-24

389

Who Hates Thanksgiving And Why? | The Morning Blitz 11-25-24

390

New Music Friday and Possible Christmas Tree Shortage | Morning Blitz 11-22-24

391

Thanksgiving Drama and A.I. Santa Claus | Morning Blitz 11-21-24

392

Crazy Drive Thru Stories and Super Weed | Morning Blitz 11-20-24

393

How Did You Get Expelled and Pickleball Drama | Morning Blitz 11-19-24

394

Near UFO Crash and Should Kids Be Held Back In School | Morning Blitz 11-18-24

395

'Poor Kids' Toy Hall Of Fame and YouTube Fixes Everything | Morning Blitz 11-15-24

396

Over The Fridge Cabinets and How To Negotiate A Threesome | Morning Blitz 11-14-24

397

How To Survive Falling Off A Skyscraper and Blitz Therapy | Morning Blitz 11-13-24

398

Normal or Nope and How Did You Cheat Death? | Morning Blitz 11-12-24

399

Swoop And Squat Scam and How Did You Win The Genetic Lottery? | Morning Blitz 11-11-24

400

Using ChatGPT To Win Fights and The AOL Voice Guy Died | Morning Blitz 11-8-24

401

Your Air Fryer Is Watching You and The Reason Your Brain Loves Live Rock Concerts | Morning Blitz 11-7-24

402

The Best Fictional Presidents and Secret Service Code Names | Morning Blitz 11-6-24

403

Election Day Coverage and Previous Presidents Facts | Morning Blitz 11-5-24

404

CDs & Vinyl vs Streaming and Why Is There No New Candy? | Morning Blitz 11-1-24

405

Horror Movies and Halloween Stuff /Morning Blitz/ 10/31/24

406

Simple Things You Suck At and Blitz Therapy /Morning Blitz/ 10/30/24

407

Haunted House Living and Weed Tasting /Morning Blitz/ 10/29/24

408

The Morning Blitz Talks Blitzmas with Doc Coyle from Bad Wolves

409

Halloween Hot Takes and Creative Divorce Ideas /Morning Blitz/ 10/28/24

410

The Things We Do That Make Us Feel Like Our Parents and Jeff Logan Talks Buckeye Football /Morning Blitz/ 10/25/24

411

Think Fast, Cursive, and Halloween Bigger Than Ever? /Morning Blitz/ 10/24/24

412

Line Lice, Haunted Houses, and She'll Vote For Him /Morning Blitz/ 10/23/24

413

Halloween Overload, Normal or Nope, and Pandemic Habits /Morning Blitz/ 10/22/24

414

Deshuan Watson, Weed, and Entitlement /Morning Blitz/ 10/21/24

415

Driving Around To Avoid Going Home and Scary Movies /Morning Blitz/ 10/18/24

416

Think Fast, Bands You've Traveled For, and KQ Is Back /Morning Blitz/ 10/17/24

417

Dream House Building, Cell Phone Issues, and Blitz Therapy /Morning Blitz/ 10/16/24

418

Body Counts and Local Author Neal Parks /Morning Blitz/ 10/15/24

419

Dating App Scams and Fandom or Job /Morning Blitz/ 10/14/24

420

Jeff Logan Talks Buckeye Football and We Get You Ready For The Weekend /Morning Blitz/ 10/11/24

421

Jelly Roll, Entitled Kids, and Jobs You Would Never Do /Morning Blitz/ 10/10/24

422

Blitz Therapy and Honest or Polite /Morning Blitz/ 10/9/24

423

The Cost of The American Dream and How Much You Make /Morning Blitz/ 10/8/24

424

Watching TV at Work and A Blitz Rock Rundown /Morning Blitz/ 10/7/24

425

Jeff Logan Talks Buckeye Football and Halloween Decor /Morning Blitz/ 10/4/24

426

Kelly Smoked Lewis In Think Fast and Being Triggered /Morning Blitz/ 10/3/24

427

Starting a Gang, Mini Golf, and Blitz Therapy /Morning Blitz/ 10/2/24

428

Hackers and Nazi Protestors /Morning Blitz/ 10/1/24

429

T-Shirt Slogans and A Blitz Rock Rundown /Morning Blitz/ 9/30/24

430

Corey Feldman, Buckeye Great Jeff Logan, and Attempting To Save Ricks Weed | Morning Blitz 9/26/24

431

Think Fast and We Asked What Made You Instantly Think Less Of Someone | Morning Blitz 9/26/24

432

Storage Units and Blitz Therapy | Morning Blitz 9/25/24

433

Big Food and The Diddler | Morning Blitz 9/24/24

434

Is Lewis The A-hole and Chat GPT Speeches | Morning Blitz 9/23/24

435

Jeff Logan Talks Buckeye Football and We Talk Self Checkout Policies | Morning Blitz 9/20/24

436

Think Fast, Sonic Announcements, and Early Lawncare | Morning Blitz 9/19/24

437

The Great Tollhouse Cookie Debate | Morning Blitz 9/18/24

438

Sonic Speculation, Bad Ass Breakrooms, and Normal or Nope | Morning Blitz 9/17/24

439

Why Bother Gifts, Better Looking Than You Think, and A Rundown | Morning Blitz 9/16/24

440

Too Hot For Football and Deshaun Watson Theories | Morning Blitz 9/13/24

441

Chipping Teeth, Wedding Destroyers, and Think Fast | Morning Blitz 9/12/24

442

Texting After Calling, Blitz Therapy, and Daughtry | Morning Blitz 9/11/24

443

Daughtry On The Morning Blitz

444

RIP James Earl Jones and Outlandish Campaign Promises | Morning Blitz 9/10/24

445

Linkin Park Controversy, Tess Stops In, and Lies! | Morning Blitz 9/9/24

446

Rental Scams and More| Morning Blitz 9/5/24

447

Teachers Have Rules and The Mullet| Morning Blitz 9/4/24

448

High Ticket Costs and Not Accepting Cancellation| Morning Blitz 9/3/24

449

The Count Up, Fantasy Football, and Your Life As A TV Show| Morning Blitz 8/29/24

450

What's Your Problem and Some Blitz Therapy| Morning Blitz 8/28/24

451

Hobbies, Bathroom Breaks, and Oasis| Morning Blitz 8/27/24

452

Time Table For Payback, Lease Breaking and A Blitz Rock Rundown| Morning Blitz 8/26/24

453

Freezing Yourself and Making News| Morning Blitz 8/23/24

454

AITAH, Bribing Kids For Grades, and Celebs You Are Over| Morning Blitz 8/22/24

455

Social Privacy and Blitz Therapy| Morning Blitz 8/21/24

456

Googling the Kid's Teacher, Thing That Are Bad For You and Normal or Nope| Morning Blitz 8/20/24

457

Back To School Costs, Ronnie Radke and Charging For WI-FI| Morning Blitz 8/19/24

458

Corey Feldman is Still A Trainwreck, Should You Let Your Kids Drink at Home| Morning Blitz 8/16/24

459

Concert Fails, Rick Wants to Hire a Hitman, and Classes We Should Take| Morning Blitz 8/15/24

460

Harvesting Weed, Crying Over Exes, and Kinks| Morning Blitz 8/14/24

461

Bandages, Hall Passes, and Deadly Jobs| Morning Blitz 8/13/24

462

Olympic Recapping, Pick Your Stunt, and The Blitz Rock Rundown| Morning Blitz 8/12/24

463

Something Named After You and Staging Photos| Morning Blitz 8/9/24

464

Arrested On The Job and The Sex Talk| Morning Blitz 8/8/24

465

Weed Laws and She Wants Him Snipped| Morning Blitz 8/7/24

466

A.I. As a Friend and Being Too Much Like Your Parents | Morning Blitz 8/6/24

467

Ford Snitches On Speeders and Am I an A-hole | Morning Blitz 8/5/24

468

Choices and Double Standards | Morning Blitz 8/2/24

469

Eaten By a Tiger or Whale | Morning Blitz 8/1/24

470

Love Is Blind In Cbus and Insecurity In Relationships | Morning Blitz 7/31/24

471

Justi-vacations and YouTube DIY Fails | Morning Blitz 7/30/24

472

What Are You Gold Medal Good At and Balls Out At The Olympics? | Morning Blitz 7/29/24

473

Single Forever, I've Got Something and Rhino Piercings| Morning Blitz 7/25/24

474

Couples Therapy, Speeding Prevention, and Accidentally Hurting Someone| Morning Blitz 7/24/24

475

Tough Choices, Thieving School Supplies, And How To Use Your Phone App| Morning Blitz 7/23/24

476

Rick Got a PS5, Tess Came By For a Rundown, and What Qualifies As Fast Food| Morning Blitz 7/22/24

477

Charged For a Wedding, and Passenger Princess| Morning Blitz 7/19/24

478

I Got Something, Kelly vs Brownies, and Stuff That Could Kill You Instantly| Morning Blitz 7/18/24

479

Normal or Nope, Drama on TV and Couples Therapy| Morning Blitz 7/17/24

480

Legal Stuff With Sheurger and A Very Bad National Anthem | Morning Blitz 7/16/24

481

Fishing, Animal Theft, and a Blitz Rock Rundown | Morning Blitz 7/15/24

482

Fireworks, Couples Therapy, and Aliens | Morning Blitz 7/03/24

483

Time Off For The 4th and Dad Cheated | Morning Blitz 7/02/24

484

Drones, Fireworks, and Tess | Morning Blitz 7/01/24

485

Debate Humor, Worklplace Parking, and Better Than 80% | Morning Blitz 6/28/24

486

Normal or Nope, Peeping Drones and a Hauk Tuah Update | Morning Blitz 6/27/24

487

Hauk Tuah and a Heated Couples Therapy | Morning Blitz 6/26/24

488

Boss Takes Your Phone and an Epic Soundiculous | Morning Blitz 6/25/24

489

Bad Alarms and Cancelled Booty Basketball | Morning Blitz 6/24/24

490

I Got Somethin, Men In Robes, and Swimming Pool Manners | Morning Blitz 6/21/24

491

Normal or Not, What Part of Town Thinks They're The Best | Morning Blitz 6/20/24

492

Sonic Temple Moves, Workplace Drama, and Vacation With Family | Morning Blitz 6/19/24

493

Cut Off Junk, Social Media Warnings, and Stuck On Rides | Morning Blitz 6/18/24

494

Cheater Sues Apple, Ozempic Side Effects and Chik Fil-a Summer Camp | Morning Blitz 6/17/24

495

Will Smith, Father's Day, and More | Morning Blitz 6/14/24

496

Shower Falls, Rudeness, and Boobs | Morning Blitz 6/13/24

497

Attorney Robert Shuerger, Cheated and Pregnant | Morning Blitz 6/12/24

498

Meatballs, Soundiculous, and New STDs | Morning Blitz 6/11/24

499

Kelly Got Hacked! | Morning Blitz 6/10/24

500

Cults and Divorce Registry | Morning Blitz 6/7/24

501

Thick Rick Vs. The Goose | Morning Blitz 6/6/24

502

Is Columbus Losing It's Character? | Morning Blitz 6/5/24

503

Wow! Lewis Lost at Soundiculous

504

Lot Of Crap In This Museum...Literally!

505

He Wants The Stripper Jailed, But He Sure Knows A Lot About Her Video

506

Thick Wants Us To Take a Group Vacation

507

If Slogans Were Brutally Honest

508

Dating Apps For Kids WTF!?

509

Rick Attempts to School Kelly and Lewis on Tesla

510

Jacoby Shaddix and Daughtry Talk With Thick and Lewis

511

Drugs, Side Effects, and Virgin Island

512

A Little War4you.com On Air To Talk Current Events

513

He Got Caught Cause The Dog Had That Thong Tha Thong Thong Thong

514

Things Got a Little H-O-T For The K-I-D

515

Dan Got Himself Engaged at Sonic Temple 2024

516

The Rules to Kelly's Hug Pit

517

The Rules to Crowd Surfing According to Thick Rick

518

Thick Rick's Rules Of The Mosh Pit

519

Gas Station Soda Machine Etiquette

520

Flashing My Lights Tells You What?

521

The Morning Blitz Gets Bill Burr Fired Up!

522

What Exactly Qualifies As a Chick Flick?

523

A Gen Z'er Now Can Tell You What Your Mom Wants On Mother's Day

524

Foods Everyone Likes, But You Think Are Just OK

525

Guy Has Surgery and Now Has Diarrhea 15 Times A Day!

526

Windshield Wiper Anxiety...Yeah That Is a Thing!

527

In This World, Ladies Would Rather Be Alone in The Woods With A Bear

528

Power Ballads. Cuz Everyone Has a Soft Side?

529

A Nu Metal Mt Rushmore Discussion

530

The Struggles of Regularity

531

Weclome To The Wild Kingdom

532

The Struggle For The Beautiful People Continues

533

Words We'd Like To Go Away Pt 1

534

The Struggles of The Beautiful People

535

Not Sure It Gets More Cringe Than Drew Barrymore

536

Linkin Park, Amy Lee, and Motley Crue Check Out The Rundown

537

1 900 I Just Need To Cry

538

Getting Kicked Out or Asked To Leave. That Is The Discussion

539

Bobaflex At The Newport Tomorrow and Playing Soundiculous Today

540

Kelly Sang Some Megadeth For Someone To Win Tickets

541

Lewis Got Lost

542

Alec Baldwin and Crackhead Barney Pt 2: The Update

543

Thick Dumps on Lewis' Job and Soundiculous Is Played

544

The High Cost of Fast Food

545

Hetfield's Tat, Ozzy's Colab, and Tess Singing About Camel Toe

546

All Fine Until You Throw Out Someone's English Muffins

547

We All Have Pet Peeves When We Go Out to Eat!

548

Sing For A Million Dollars

549

A Day Off To Listen To The New Taylor Swift Album??!!!

550

Thick, Lewis, and The Mobile Weed Truck

551

Blood Draws, Shower Habits, and Jelly Roll

552

Bathroom Habits and The Cleanest Taint In Town

553

Old TV Show Redux

554

Squatters, WWE, and Attorney Robert Schuerger Oh My!

555

It's The End Of Lunchables In School As We Know It, And I Feel Fine

556

Thick Rick Wants To Climb The Sphinx

557

The High Cost of Band Merch

558

Your Friend Buys a Winning Powerball With Your Money. Does He Owe You?

559

Maybe The Best April Fools Prank Ever

560

Door Dash Video Catches A Walk of Shame or A Food Hide

561

When You Try Not To Swear, It Almost Sounds Worse

562

Is It Theft If Your Tax Dollars Pay For It?

563

Go Ahead. Prank Kelly Quinn....At Your Own Risk

564

The Book of Lewis

565

Shots, Slaps, and We Lost Our Kids....Must Be Spring Break

566

Age Verification For Social Media

567

Pro Sports Is Having Issues With Sports Gambling...Shocker!

568

School of Weed?

569

Everyone Was Screaming, "Typewriter!"

570

Thick Rick Is The New Chuck Norris

571

Tess Stopped By To Talk Limp and Metallica

572

Hot Take! Kelly Quinn Not a GNR Fan

573

Normal or Nope!

574

If Lewis Won The Lottery

575

What Happens When The Return Costs More Than The Purchase?

576

Minimalist Living, Cool Places to Live, and Kelly Quinn Versus The RV

577

The Slump Is Busted

578

Advice For a Woman In Three Words

579

The Joy of Being Regular

580

Attorney Robert Shuerger Talked To Us About The Proposed Tik Tok Ban

581

ACDC, Staind, and Temporary Tattoos

582

Who Is On Your Saturday Morning Cartoon Mt Rushmore

583

Kirsch Stopped By To Talk Storm Damage In Delaware

584

Just Give The Criminal The Keys

585

To Be a Kid Again....

586

Give A Guy Advice In Three Words

587

What TV Show Would You Erase So You Can Watch It Again For The First Time

588

Deez Nuts...For Real

589

Were These Kids Disrespectful or Is Lewis The Get Off My Lawn Guy

590

Price Is Right Cameo Minus The Plinko

591

Slash, Mammoth VH versus DLR, and Tess With The Rundown

592

Lewis Was Live With WWE Hall Of Famer The Honky Tonk Man

593

Normal or No? That Is The Question?

594

Waking Up As The Opposite Sex and Super Loads!

595

Would You Go No Sex For Two Years For 700 Million?

596

Who Is The Hole of The Ass?

597

Morning Blitz Match Game

598

Balls Out Bowling. Literally.

599

Who Signs A Two Year Dating Contract?

600

The High Cost of Concert Drinking

601

Vibrating Beds, Humping Monkeys, and A Good Herkle Durkle

602

The Blitz Rock Rundown Leads To Skid Row

603

The Morning Blitz Is Considering Training....For a Forty Yard Dash

604

The Urinal Stance

605

High School or Game of Thrones

606

It Was Going Great, Until Mom Moved In

607

5 Things The Middle Class Will Get Priced Out Of

608

The Lewis Win Streak In Soundiculous Is Over!!!!

609

6 Weeks, A Month, 2 Hours, What Is The Shortest Time You Spent At a Job?

610

Should Self Checkouts Be A Thing Of The Past?

611

Louder Than Life and New Linkin Park

612

Almost To Your Door Dash?

613

Can You Back Out Of a Kidney Donation

614

Weed Math

615

Lies, Lies, Tell Us Lies

616

Armageddon In Two Weeks, Are You Telling Anyone?

617

Terminal Velocity and Thick Rick Dodging Space Junk

618

Lewis Apples For Nasa?

619

Thick Rick May Or May Not Be In Poor Standing With The Kiss Army

620

She's My Best Friend's Girl, But One In Five Men Will Go There

621

Dave Grohl, Nickelback, Pearl Jam, and Tess Runs It Down

622

We Talked With Attorney Robert Schuerger About WWE, UFC, and Cobra Blood?

623

Attorney RobertScherger Helps Us Navigate Your Only Fans When It Comes To Private School

624

Tell Us Something About You That Sounds Made Up, But Is True

625

Maximum Disruption

626

Anyone Down With a Blitz Roller Skating Party?

627

Thick Brought In Toilet Paper To Demonstrate How To Use It

628

Lewis Is The Kansas City Chiefs of Soundiculous

629

Thick Rick and His Chandelier

630

Papa Roach, Hardy, and Inkcarceration. Tess Stopped By For The Blitz Rock Rundown!

631

Now, A Discussion About How We Use Toilet Paper.

632

A Different Kind Of Halftime Show

633

The Big Game Is On! Everyone Grab Some Crab Legs?

634

Comedian Matt Rife's New Movie Is Directed By An Ohio Guy!

635

Brian Krisztal of Fox Sports Talks The Super Bowl with Thick and Lewis

636

Go Fund My Divorce

637

Lewis and The Movie Karen

638

Ever Wonder Who Was The Worst 80s Movie Bully?

639

My Wife Is Catfishing Her Friends New Man

640

Kelly's Dog Moses Inadvertently Took a Walk Down Electric Ave

641

Back To The Dawn of .....Facebook

642

Jane or Jungle, No It Is Soundiculous

643

A Billion, Uncurable Hiccups, Both Of Them, or Just The Hiccups

644

That One Bill That Just Pisses You Off

645

Manson,Zombie, and Nothing More

646

You Can Eat Here, But We Need That Table In 90 Minutes

647

Role Playing in Diapers, Eating Dryer Sheets, and Other Strange Addictions

648

Somehow We Find Ourselves In The Middle of Popstar Drama

649

Papa Roach Frontman Jacoby Shaddix Talks To The Morning Blitz

650

What If The Morning Blitz Were President?

651

You Can Do Any Job, But Only For a Day

652

Showering With The Dog is Her Problem

653

A Tight Game Of Soundiculous

654

Kanye West : Super Hero or Super Hole of The Ass

655

Vintage, Like Early 90s Vintage, Kelly and Thick

656

Tess Joins The Show To Talk Poppy, Hardy, and Corey Taylor

657

The Morning Blitz Talked With A7X Bassist Johnny Christ

658

65 And Out

659

Hulkamania Did Not Run Wild While His Son Got a D.U.I.

660

I Took Your Money and Remodeled My House Because The Lord Told Me Too

661

Kelly Quinn For The Win!

662

Tess Stopped By To Talk Bush, P.O.D., And More

663

100 Million To Show Us Your Junk...Well That Is What Snoop Dogg Was Offered

664

Is Her Hand On Gavin's Junk?

665

You Wake Up In 1924. Kelly Finds The Rich, Lewis Schemes, and Rick Wants To Be a Typist

666

The Morning Blitz Interviews Gavin Rossdale

667

Gen Z Has a New Workout

668

Try Tofu or Try Dating The Same Sex

669

Taco Bell Cereal and Cereal Shaming

670

My Kid's Friend Could Only Sleepover If Mom Did Too.

671

These Fans Couldn't Contain Their Anger

672

You Told Me To Park There And Won't Pay The Ticket!

673

Five Hundred Thousand For A Year of Your Life...What's Your Number?

674

Bad Weather.. Don't Care Just Deliver The Food

675

Blenders, Rattlesnakes, Fencing, and Lewis Giving Birth...It's Soundiculous

676

Tools We Don't Carry In An Effort To Survive The Cold

677

If You Didn't Have This....Life Wasn't Right... Back Then...

678

A Little Taxidermy Talk and Kelly Created A Great New Word

679

Because We Get High All The Time ....Everywhere

680

The Disrespectful Things Some People Do

681

Jelly Roll Went To Capital Hill and Left A Lot of Us In Tears

682

Jimmy and Aaron. Not By Any Means a Love Story

683

We Made Sounds To Give You Asking Alexandria Tickets

684

Does This Kid Need a Dose Of Reality?

685

A New Star Wars That Might Already Be Pissing People Off

686

If You Could, What Would You Fine Your Co-Workers For?

687

Lewis and The Rich Widow Dream

688

SHOW US YOUR CUPS

689

Booty Drugs? Is That An Official Term?

690

You Can't Just Number 2 Anywhere...Can You?

691

Cannonballing In The Bass Pro Shop

692

From Ramsey Bolton to Urkel. The TV Characters Most People Hate

693

The Ghost of Christmas Future Didn't Play With This Karen

694

Song Sharing The Gateway To Cheating?

695

What's Your Gamer Tag?

696

Drugs, Fad Diets, Surgeries, and Everything Else. The Weight Loss Struggle Is Real

697

The Sad Family Therapy of Trevor

698

So Everybody Doesn't Always Face The Shower When They Are In There?

699

Thick Rick Wins Big!

700

Butt Implants Are The New Thing For Dudes

701

Wanna Know Your Death Date?

702

Acoustic Blitzmas With Our Short Years

703

Acoustic Blitzmas With Spice Boyz

704

Acoustic Blitzmas With Cream Camino

705

Acoustic Blitzmas With Lost Past Everest

706

Just a Couple of Nerds Talking About The Star Wars Holiday Special

707

Rage Against The Gas Machine!

708

Lewis Was In Kelly's DMs, But For All The Right Reasons

709

Disney Did Good. Remember This

710

You Didn't Shoot Your Shot and Time Expired

711

We Have Been Using The Gravy Boat All Wrong

712

Someone Not Named Rick Won Soundiculous

713

1st Grade Problems

714

It's The Holidays Everyone Is Miserable

715

By The 1-900- Numbers

716

Things Are Closing, We Are Getting New Things, But Can People Afford The New

717

Sometimes, It's Not The Most Wonderful Time of Year For Everybody

718

Some Christmas Music....With Uneccesary Censorship Added

719

It's Xmas So Let's Test Your Trivia Knowledge

720

Who Do You Want On Your Apocalypse Survival Squad?

721

Delivery Drivers: Their Plight or Their Job

722

We Played Soundiculous And Thick Rick Won Again

723

It's Porch Pirate Season

724

Dogs Are Family....Even If 200k Is On The Line?

725

If You Are Asked To Keep a Secret, Do You Still Tell Your Spouse?

726

Have You Been Nudified Yet?

727

We Got Dressed Up For People and That Meat!

728

Is It Ok To Give Used Gifts For Xmas

729

Is Kelly Quinn Competitive?

730

Electric Shock! A Modem! Just Another Episode of Soundiculous

731

Son Comes Home After a Trip To Cougar Town

732

Our Not So Favorite Holiday Traditions

733

A Xmas Movie Has a Certain Criteria...Die Hard Is a Xmas Movie

734

It's All About Sonic Temple!

735

Sorry Big Ten. This Year, We Roll Tide

736

When It Comes to Money, How Honest Are You?

737

Pass The Mashed Potatoes and The Cocaine

738

Just When You Think You've Heard The Worst Xmas Song...

739

Thick Rick and The Continuing Saga of Falling Space Junk

740

The Morning Blitz and The Tale of The Exploding Smart Toilet

741

Candy Canes and Sometimes As a Weapon

742

The Lost Art of Communicating

743

Much Like Michigan, Kelly is Ok Cheating to Win

744

Spotify Discussion Gone Wrong

745

Use Your Wife's Towel, But Lay Off The Decorative Ones

746

Sharing The Same Xmas Tree With An Ex Is An Issue

747

Someone Turned The Wholesome Xmas Folgers Commercial Into a Bad Porn Plot

748

Hey, Did You Really Cook That?

749

Caskets and Cuddle Clones

750

Thick Rick and The High Cost of Xmas Trees

751

Kelly Tossed Out An Idea of Concerts Starting Earlier....Like Lunchtime.

752

The Great ROB SCHNEIDER Took Time Out to Talk With Thick and Lewis

753

A Florida Man Took Care of, "Himself," While Riding a Bike

754

Thick Rick and Lewis Talk Blitzmas with Columbus Rock Royalty THE GODZ

755

Today We Learned About The Art of Spatchcocking On Thanksgiving!

756

A Rock Rundown...Oh and Thick and Tess Bashing School Pizza

757

Is Age Really Just a Number?

758

An Unruly Child Will Cost You at This Restaurant

759

Thick Rick Hated All Over School Pizza

760

All Syrup, But No Pancakes

761

What Was Your Weapon of Choice?

762

Grandma Don't Like You Being Single At Thirty Eight

763

That Time Mom Invited The Girl You Wanted to Quit to Thanksgiving

764

Stop Raising IPad Babies

765

Thick and Kelly Did Not Agree On The Bird Test

766

Tis The Season For One Of The Worst Xmas Songs Ever Recorded

767

Who Needs Snakes on a Plane When You Have Gospel Music on a Plane

768

We Had Some Crazy At The Drive Thru

769

The Morning Blitz For Some Reason Talked About Food Etiquette

770

The Morning Blitz Found Out Kevin Costner Might Be Netflix and Chilling With Reese Witherspoon

771

The Morning Blitz and The Blitz Nation Karaoke Tour

772

Things You Still Cannot Do Now That You Are Older

773

The Morning Blitz and THE TIME MACHINE

774

The Morning Blitz and Anal Glands

775

The Morning Blitz: Dad Rock Discussion