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The Morning Blitz — 811 episodes

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1

The Kids' Menu and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-16-26

2

Weird Kids and Advice For Crappy People - The Morning Blitz 9-15-26

3

You Got Knocked The F Out and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 9-14-26

4

Free To Fart and Football Friday - The Morning Blitz 9-11-26

5

Blue Collar Insults and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 9-10-26

6

The Best 'Yeahs' In Songs and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-9-26

7

Goose Is A Married Man and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 9-8-26

8

Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 9-3-26

9

Viral Badgers and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-2-26

10

Manly Women and Bat Dreams - The Morning Blitz 9-1-26

11

Hot Takes and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-31-26

12

Car Troubles and Strange Laughs - The Morning Blitz 8-28-26

13

Oreogate and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 8-27-26

14

Dusty Slay Interview 8-25-26

15

The Perfect Columbus Couple and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 8-26-26

16

Deshaun Watson, Jed York and School Trouble - The Morning Blitz 8-25-26

17

Would You Rather and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-24-26

18

Goose's Bachelor Party and Fighting Kindergarteners - The Morning Blitz 8-21-26

19

A Fart Corner and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 8-20-26

20

A.I. Pee and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 8-19-26

21

A Live Grenade and High School Movies - The Morning Blitz 8-18-26

22

A Karate Kid Debate and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-17-26

23

Unhappy Meals and Bath Water - The Morning Blitz 8-14-26

24

Eating On The Toilet and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 8-13-26

25

Dr. Amazon and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 8-12-26

26

Drunk On Taste Tuesday and Hump A Rainbow - The Morning Blitz 8-11-26

27

Shawn Wayans and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-10-26

28

Letting Kids Win and Her Crazy Noises - The Morning Blitz 8-7-26

29

A Dumb Debate and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 8-6-26

30

Family Lottery Drama and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 8-5-26

31

Gross Spouse and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 8-4-26

32

Sex At Work and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-3-26

33

One Bar Of Soap and a Timing Challenge - The Morning Blitz 7-31-26

34

Pig Dick Dinner and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 7-30-26

35

Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 7-29-26

36

Your Odd Skill and the Worst Mosh Pit - The Morning Blitz 7-28-26

37

Mint Chill Dude Wipes and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 7-27-26

38

Christmas In July - The Morning Blitz 7-24-26

39

Ride The Lie and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 7-23-26

40

A.I. Radio and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 7-22-26

41

Naked On A Train and Pokemon Sex Toys - The Morning Blitz 7-21-26

42

Family Secrets and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 7-20-26

43

Shaving Someone Else and Fesshole - The Morning Blitz 7-15-26

44

Demolition Derbies and Old People Phrases - The Morning Blitz 7-14-26

45

Well Ain't That Some Ish and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 7-13-26

46

Mexican Batman and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 7-1-26

47

Emotional Support Dragon and Matt Hates Us - The Morning Blitz 6-30-26

48

Stop Pooping In Public and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-29-26

49

Birds On Guitar and Family Feud - The Morning Blitz 6-26-26

50

Junk Drawers and Butt Plugs - The Morning Blitz 6-25-26

51

Dating For Benefits and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-24-26

52

Sonic Temple 2027 and Arby's Herpes - The Morning Blitz 6-23-26

53

Fictional Band Hits and Honeymoon Fights - The Morning Blitz 6-19-26

54

Sex Survey Results and Goblintimacy - The Morning Blitz 6-18-26

55

Bye Bye California and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-17-26

56

Muse Clues and Lesbian Nuns - The Morning Blitz 6-16-26

57

A 4 Ton Potato and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-15-26

58

Tan Maxxing and Bird Riffs - The Morning Blitz 6-12-26

59

F My Life and Don't Blow It For Everyone - The Morning Blitz 6-11-26

60

Good Nut and Blitz Therapy - The Morning Blitz 6-10-26

61

Practice Dating and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 6-9-26

62

Misheard Lyrics and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-8-26

63

The Grove City Mafia and Wake N Bake Trivia - The Morning Blitz 6-5-26

64

Sperm Maxxing and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 6-4-26

65

Breaking Up With A Witch and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-3-26

66

Highway To Hell and Yearbook Drama - The Morning Blitz 6-2-26

67

Let A Bitch Be and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-1-26

68

Man Cereal and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-28-26

69

Single Life Luxuries and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-27-26

70

Austism Test and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-26-26

71

Worst Punishment and Misspelled Words - The Morning Blitz 5-22-26

72

Bare Feet and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-21-26

73

Sports Injuries and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-20-26

74

Gargoyle Butts and Healthy Butts - The Morning Blitz 5-19-26

75

Sonic Temple Recap and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-18-26

76

Rain Rot and Sonic Temple - The Morning Blitz 5-15-26

77

Sonic Temple and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-14-26

78

Car Ranch and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-13-26

79

The Worst Fans and Jimmy Buffet Maxxing - The Morning Blitz 5-12-26

80

Kelly's Back and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-11-26

81

Pranking Mom and Ian Bagg - The Morning Blitz 5-8-26

82

No Men For 24 Hours and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-7-26

83

Women Gone For 24 Hours and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-6-26

84

Breakfast Soup and Dumb Men - The Morning Blitz 5-5-26

85

Spirit Airlines and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-4-26

86

Steed Or Weed and Principal Assenheimer - The Morning Blitz 5-1-26

87

The Poop Song and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-30-26

88

Everybody Is Psychic and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-29-26

89

Stoned Monks and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 4-28-26

90

White House Dinner Shooting and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 4-27-26

91

Wake N Bake and Alternate Coachella - The Morning Blitz 4-24-26

92

Frank Caliendo and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-23-26

93

Cocaine Fish and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-22-26

94

Self Enforced Rules and Time Warp - The Morning Blitz 4-21-26

95

Misheard Lyrics and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 4-20-26

96

A Great Poopy Career and the Mythical Coin Of Destiny - The Morning Blitz 4-17-26

97

131 MPH and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-16-26

98

Weed Breathalyzer and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-15-26

99

Digital Detox and A.I. Jesus - The Morning Blitz 4-14-26

100

Secret Sound and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 4-13-26

101

Bobaflex and Warning Labels - The Morning Blitz 4-10-26

102

Self-Medicating and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-9-26

103

Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-8-26

104

Ozempic Divorce and a Penis Parade - The Morning Blitz 4-7-26

105

Your Teenage Uber Driver and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 4-6-26

106

A Criminal Toe Sucker and Man-Lowance - The Morning Blitz 4-3-26

107

Goose Says I-O and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-2-26

108

Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-1-26

109

Zombie Filler and the Midwest Goodbye - The Morning Blitz 3-31-26

110

Dookie Cough and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 3-30-26

111

Bob Barker and Beer - The Morning Blitz 3-27-26

112

Heywood Banks and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 3-26-26

113

Adult Easter Baskets and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 3-25-26

114

No Twerking Allowed and 80s Movies - The Morning Blitz 3-24-26

115

Misheard Lyrics and TikTok People - The Morning Blitz 3-23-26

116

Small Town Life and Lil Rel - The Morning Blitz 3-20-26

117

Precious Moments and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 3-19-26

118

Fart Counter and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 3-18-26

119

Calling Dibs and an Irish Quiz - The Morning Blitz 3-17-26

120

Brain Cell Computers and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 3-16-26

121

Wake N Bake and Gen Z Slang - The Morning Blitz 3-13-26

122

Leprechauns and A.I. Offloading - The Morning Blitz 3-12-26

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Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 3-11-26

124

OSU President and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 3-10-26

125

Sexy Media and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 3-9-26

126

Mark Henry In Studio and the Seat Divorce Trend - The Morning Blitz 3-6-26

127

Emergency Poop and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 3-5-26

128

Doctor Hookup and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 3-4-26

129

Number Of Kisses and Elephant Snot - The Morning Blitz 3-3-26

130

Foot In Mouth and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 3-2-26

131

Mythical Coin of Destiny and the Spotify Urn - The Morning Blitz 2-27-26

132

Covid 2026 and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 2-26-26

133

Rate The A-Hole and Blitz Therapy - The Morning Blitz 2-25-26

134

Dirty Foreign Words and Deer Sex - The Morning Blitz 2-24-26

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Medical Mistakes and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 2-23-26

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Drunk Olympics and a Dumb Debate - The Morning Blitz 2-20-26

137

Sneaking Out and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 2-19-26

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Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 2-18-26

139

Toughest Sport and a Dumb Debate - The Morning Blitz 2-17-26

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Valentine's Day and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 2-16-26

141

Repair Gifts and Don't Blow It For Everyone - The Morning Blitz 2-13-26

142

Delivery Danger and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 2-12-26

143

Love Is Blind and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 2-11-26

144

Red Tuesday and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 2-10-26

145

National Poop Day and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 2-9-26

146

Dodge Heat and Jamie Lissow - The Morning Blitz 2-6-26

147

Boner Honey and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 2-5-26

148

Don't Blow It For Everyone and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 2-4-26

149

Brain Reading Headphones and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 2-3-26

150

The Perfect Pie Chart and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 2-2-26

151

Big Cajones and the Male Karen - The Morning Blitz 1-30-26

152

Auditioning and Upscrolled - The Morning Blitz 1-29-26

153

Friction Maxxing and Fesshole - The Morning Blitz 1-28-26

154

The Price Is Right and Mind Meld - The Morning Blitz 1-27-26

155

Ridin' The Storm Out and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 1-26-26

156

How Did That Get There And A Blind Top 5 - The Morning Blitz 1-23-26

157

The Coming Storm And A Swimming Coyote - The Morning Blitz 1-22-26

158

PG Rated Insults and Mispronounced Words - The Morning Blitz 1-21-26

159

It's Only Marijuana and Drive-In Porn - The Morning Blitz 1-20-26

160

Kids Doing Chores and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 1-19-26

161

Things Have Gone Too Far and Unfun Facts - The Morning Blitz 1-16-26

162

Cloning Your Dog and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 1-15-26

163

Work Nicknames and A Great 'Would You Rather' - The Morning Blitz 1-14-26

164

Encounter With An Ex and Russian Roulette - The Morning Blitz 1-13-26

165

A Major Show Announcement and Rock N Rumble - The Morning Blitz 1-12-26

166

Unhinged Concert Lineup and Wake N Bakers - The Morning Blitz 1-9-26

167

Mystery Seeds and The Analog Purse - The Morning Blitz 1-8-26

168

Unfunny Farts and Blitz Therapy - The Morning Blitz 1-7-26

169

Getting Run Over and Classic PSAs - The Morning Blitz 1-6-26

170

Holiday Injuries and Human Cheese - The Morning Blitz 1-5-26

171

Christmas Timing Challenge and Joke Swap - The Morning Blitz 12-19-25

172

Free Weed For Christmas and Healing Farts - The Morning Blitz 12-18-25

173

Goose Got In A Car Wreck and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 12-17-25

174

Rockin The Menorah and Kid Arguements - The Morning Blitz 12-16-25

175

Music Evolution and Pet Dependants - The Morning Blitz 12-15-25

176

Big Little Pains and Flavored Cocaine - The Morning Blitz 12-12-25

177

Wearing Shorts And A Hoodie In Winter and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 12-11-25

178

Big Little Heartbreaks and Lightning Bum - The Morning Blitz 12-10-25

179

Insulting Christmas Bonuses and the Firehouse Fapper - The Morning Blitz 12-9-25

180

My Wiener's In The Rain and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 12-8-25

181

Dumb Pet Things and Armpit Licking - The Morning Blitz 12-5-25

182

Don't Blow It For Everyone and Sled Alternatives - The Morning Blitz 12-4-25

183

Inappropriate At The Christmas Party and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 12-3-25

184

Crazy Ex Lovers and a Natural High - The Morning Blitz 12-2-25

185

Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome and Spy Pigeons - The Morning Blitz 12-1-25

186

Cool Movie Villains and THEE Game - The Morning Blitz 11-26-25

187

A Dumb Attire Debate and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 11-25-25

188

Your Weird Body and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 11-24-25

189

Mythical Coin Of Destiny and Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan - The Morning Blitz 11-21-25

190

I Crapped My Pants and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 11-20-25

191

What Women Want and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 11-19-25

192

You Can't Have Too Much and A.I. Families - The Morning Blitz 11-18-25

193

Swallow It Whole and Losing Your Touch - The Morning Blitz 11-17-25

194

Talking To Dead People and A Beaver Battle - The Morning Blitz 11-14-25

195

I Don't Know Why It Hurts and Bad Commercials - The Morning Blitz 11-13-25

196

Funeral Proposal and FessHole - Window Nation Live 11-12-25

197

Gen Z Is Raw Dogging Life and Rednecks - The Morning Blitz 11-11-25

198

Odd Medical Conditions and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 11-10-25

199

Identifying The Normal One and Bert Kreischer - The Morning Blitz 11-7-25

200

We Guess If You Wake N Bake and Morning Sex - The Morning Blitz 11-6-25

201

Her Psychic Changed The Wedding and Cash Is Cringe - The Morning Blitz 11-5-25

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Sleeping With The Boss and Rental Cars - The Morning Blitz 11-4-25

203

Next Level Stupidity and Girl Code - The Morning Blitz 11-3-25

204

The Mythical Coin Of Destiny and Football Friday - The Morning Blitz 10-31-25

205

Grok The Horny Chatbot and The New Incinolet - The Morning Blitz 10-30-25

206

Ridiculous Movie Monsters and Chunkosaurus Rex - The Morning Blitz 10-28-25

207

Where To Be For A Zombie Apocalypse and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-27-25

208

Silly Ways Guys Entertain Themselves and Boob Jobs - The Morning Blitz 10-24-25

209

Surviving A Horror Movie and Parental Threats - The Morning Blitz 10-23-25

210

Prepaid Burial Plot Drama and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 10-22-25

211

Stupid People On The Internet and Poop Analysis - The Morning Blitz 10-21-25

212

Air BNB Host Exposes Cheating Husband and A.I. Love - The Morning Blitz 10-20-25

213

Getting High With The Police and The Mythical Coin Of Destiny - The Morning Blitz 10-17-25

214

The Accidental Drive Thru Fart and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-16-25

215

House Sitting Sex and Most Hated Rock Songs - The Morning Blitz 10-15-25

216

Inconvenience By Theft and Guess The Secret Sound - The Morning Blitz 10-14-25

217

Strange House Rules Your Parents Had and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-13-25

218

Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan and Porch Pirates - The Morning Blitz 10-10-25

219

Don't Put Halloween Decorations Here and the OSU Pisser - The Morning Blitz 10-9-25

220

Leaving Your Girl Behind and Adam Sandler - The Morning Blitz 10-8-25

221

Take That Baby Outside and Mathieu Olivier - The Morning Blitz 10-7-25

222

Other People's Drama and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-6-25

223

Don't Blow It For Everyone and Petabits - The Morning Blitz 10-3-25

224

Grandparents Rule and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-2-25

225

No Shoes At Work and Jiaoying Summers - Blitz Morning 10-1-25

226

Side Hustle For Men and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 9-30-25

227

Dumb Ways You Got Hurt and The Timing Challenge - Blitz Morning 9-29-25

228

Don't Knock It Til You Try It and Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan - Blitz Morning 9-26-25

229

Life Saving Movie Quotes and One Hit Wonders - Blitz Morning 9-25-25

230

World Record Wednesday and FessHole - Blitz Morning 9-24-25

231

We Are Robots and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 9-23-25

232

That's Not Worth The Money and Doggy Birthday Parties - Blitz Morning 9-22-25

233

Normal Is Creepy and Bat Wings - Blitz Morning 9-19-25

234

The Window Of Ish and Cocaine Is Back - Blitz Morning 9-18-25

235

What No One Else Does and Fess Hole - Blitz Morning 9-17-25

236

Turning In Your Kid and Indecent Proposals - Blitz Morning 9-16-25

237

Couples Sharing Cars and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 9-15-25

238

Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan and Goose Snores - Blitz Morning 9-12-25

239

Kid With No Name and School Trouble - Blitz Morning 9-11-25

240

World Record Wednesday and Scrotox - Blitz Morning 9-10-25

241

Multiview For Women and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 9-9-25

242

What To Give Aliens and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 9-8-25

243

Worst Work Mistakes and Football Friday - Blitz Morning 9-5-25

244

Medieval Health Tips and a Spit Hood - Blitz Morning 9-4-25

245

We Attempt A World Record and Sonic Temple Bands - Blitz Morning 9-3-25

246

Drunk Ohio Cop and Korn Kranker - Blitz Morning 9-2-25

247

Football Friday With Jeff Logan and the Forging Trend - Blitz Morning 8-29-25

248

Buckeye Fan Bets and Bees Attack - Blitz Morning 8-28-25

249

Travis And Taylor's Vows and Great Movie Farts - Blitz Morning 8-27-25

250

Get High With Seth Rogen and Frog Orgies - Blitz Morning 8-26-25

251

Calling Off Work Unhappy and Wedding Fails - Blitz Morning 8-25-25

252

Getting Caught Red Handed And A Show Fight - Blitz Morning 8-22-25

253

Thick Rick In The Bathroom and Hamstering - Blitz Morning 8-21-25

254

First Day Of School and A.I. Everything - Blitz Morning 8-20-25

255

Crazy Ozempic Side Effect For Women and Dodging Bullets - Blitz Morning 8-19-25

256

Family Secrets At Funerals and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 8-18-25

257

Best $5 Snack Or Food and the Old Dick Twist - Blitz Morning 8-15-25

258

Terrorizing Your Sibling and Places To Poop - Blitz Morning 8-14-25

259

Kelly Wants Her Candy From Sweetwater and Blitz Therapy - Blitz Morning 8-13-25

260

Goose Is Being Outsmarted By A Rat and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 8-11-25

261

The Big 4 Of 80s Hair Metal and Pocket Pancakes - Blitz Morning 8-8-25

262

Changes To Ohio State Gameday Traditions and Funeral Mishaps - Blitz Morning 8-7-25

263

Childhood Thing You Bought As An Adult and Kids Fight Club - Morning Blitz 8-6-25

264

Your Level Of Weird and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 8-5-25

265

Goose Needs More Parenting Advice and Work Nicknames - Blitz Morning 8-4-25

266

Being Made Fun Of and Male Birth Control - Blitz Morning 8-1-25

267

Ding Dong Ditch With Dad and Bathroom Talk - Blitz Morning 7-31-25

268

Impressing The Opposite Sex and Hilliard Pool Poo - Blitz Morning 7-30-25

269

Funny Ways To Say You Have To Poop and Judging Parents - Blitz Morning 7-29-25

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Introduce Yourself As What Almost Killed You and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 7-28-25

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How Your Kid Ruined Your Day and Time Warp - Blitz Morning 7-24-25

272

Today We Celebrate The Life Of Ozzy Osbourne - Blitz Morning 7-23-25

273

Goose Needs Parenting Advice On An Issue and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 7-22-25

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Songs That Must Be Played Loud and Bad Trips - Blitz Morning 7-21-25

275

Caught Cheating At Coldplay and Selling Your Spouse - Blitz Morning 7-18-25

276

The Angriest Your Parents Ever Got and Name That Tune - Blitz Morning 7-17-25

277

Going To Your Ex's Wedding and Kids Being Brutally Honest - Blitz Morning 7-16-25

278

Everyone Is Lying On Their Resume and Wow Skills - Blitz Morning 7-15-25

279

Kelly Started A Confrontation At Hamilton and Other Vacation Stories - Blitz Morning 7-14-25

280

Great American Bands and Men Changing Diapers - Blitz Morning 7-3-25

281

Drinking Your Own Urine and A Xylospongium - Blitz Morning 7-2-25

282

Crazy Columbus Pool Parties and Swamp Crotch - Blitz Morning 7-1-25

283

Having A 90s Summer and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 6-30-25

284

Ready For The Kids To Go Back To School and the Best Name - Blitz Morning 6-26-25

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Tell Us What You Always Buy Because It's Worth The Money and Fesshole - Blitz Morning 6-25-25

286

What Women Need To Look At To Know A Man's Size - Blitz Morning 6-24-25

287

That Thing That Gave You Instant Regret and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 6-23-25

288

The Worst Pain You Ever Felt and Fart Darts - Blitz Morning 6-20-25

289

Preparing For Your Future Self and the Death Test - Blitz Morning 6-19-25

290

Ozempic Has Another Popular Side Effect and Sex Breaks - Blitz Morning 6-18-25

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People Want Sex Breaks At Work and the Greatest Sayings - Blitz Morning 6-17-25

292

Strip Club Songs That Kill The Mood and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 6-16-25

293

Goose Is Angry and You Can't Look Cool Doing BLANK - Blitz Morning 6-13-25

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Peeing In A Cooler In Westerville and After Sex - Blitz Morning 6-12-25

295

What Is Your Guarantee In Life and Goose's Morning After - Blitz Morning 6-11-25

296

Longest Red Light In Columbus and Your Favorite Child - Blitz Morning 6-10-25

297

The Shart Survival Kit and Kelly Goes Viral - Blitz Morning 6-9-25

298

What Restaurant Should Come Back and Pet Names - Blitz Morning 6-6-25

299

Peeing Just Because and Gross Things At Work - Blitz Morning 6-5-25

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Greatest Rock Power Ballads and Negative Shoutouts - Blitz Morning 6-4-25

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Tinder Filters and Dumb Things Said While She Was In Labor - Blitz Morning 6-3-25

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Strange Ways To Get Caught Cheating and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 6-2-25

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Redneck Spelling Bee and Strange Places To have Sex - Blitz Morning 5-30-25

304

Invisible Asteroids, F My Life, and Captain Obvious - Blitz Morning 5-29-25

305

Class of '95 and What Was On Your Bedroom Walls? - Blitz Morning 5-28-25

306

The End Of The World and Have You Still Got Game? - Blitz Morning 5-27-25

307

The Greatest Movie Opening Scene and Cooter Muffins - Blitz Morning 5-23-25

308

Warn People About Your Body and The Cool Kids - Blitz Morning 5-22-25

309

The Best Place To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse and Alien Bacteria - Blitz Morning 5-21-25

310

Irrational Childhood Fears and Crimes At Work - Blitz Morning 5-20-25

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Think Fast For Your Choice Of Tickets and the Nesquik Challenge - Blitz Morning 5-19-25

312

Tiny Texie In Studio and Is Goose The A-Hole? - Blitz Morning 5-16-25

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Goose Debate With His Fiance and Brand Loyalty - Blitz Morning 5-15-25

314

Exploding Birds and Your Cheap Significant Other - Blitz Morning 5-14-25

315

Goose Has Big News And Walmart Yes Or No - Blitz Morning 5-13-25

316

Sonic Temple Stories and Your Go To Drunk Food - Blitz Morning 5-12-25

317

Metallica's Day Off and Your Big Life Change - Blitz Morning 5-9-25

318

Rules Of The Mosh Pit And Crowd Surfing and Hook Up Ick - Blitz Morning 5-8-25

319

Would You Ever Hitchhike and a Meth Smoking Raccoon - Blitz Morning 5-7-25

320

When Did You Get Too High and the Ultimate Fast Food - Blitz Morning 5-6-25

321

Our York Steakhouse Review and Name That Tune - Blitz Morning 5-5-25

322

Self Induced Injuries and Butt Rock - Blitz Morning 5-2-25

323

100 Men Vs A Gorilla and Memorable Phone Calls - Blitz Morning 5-1-25

324

The Most Cash You Ever Carried and The Dumbest Debate - Blitz Morning 4-30-25

325

How Did You Get Stupid Famous and Unhinged Marriage Hacks - Blitz Morning 4-29-25

326

Nicknames For People At Your Work and Shedeur Gets Pranked - Blitz Morning 4-28-25

327

What Did You Learn About Women When You Moved In With Her? - Blitz Morning 4-25-25

328

Awkward Birds And Bees Talk and Comedian Jim Jeffries - Blitz Morning 4-24-25

329

What Did You Get In The Breakup and Cat Buttholes - Blitz Morning 4-23-25

330

Things We Are Brainwashed To Believe We Need and Pet Names - Blitz Morning 4-22-25

331

Your High School Drama Story and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 4-21-25

332

Bobaflex Stops By The Studio and Best Butthole Contest - Blitz Morning 4-18-25

333

Getting High With The Police For Research and Orgasm Man - Blitz Morning 4-17-25

334

Why Did You Turn The Car Around and Bitching Fees - Blitz Morning 4-16-25

335

Naked At disneyland and Mom's House Rules - Blitz Morning 4-15-25

336

The Best Terrorist Take Over Movie and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 4-14-25

337

Astronaut Poop Side Hustle and Rubbing A Principal’s Feet - Blitz Morning 4-11-25

338

What Type Are You Never Dating Again and Funeral Problems - Blitz Morning 4-10-25

339

What Did You Try And Survive and The Minecraft Movie - Blitz Morning 4-9-25

340

Saving Airplane Seats And Rock N Rumble - Blitz Morning 4-8-25

341

Picked Last In Gym Class And Detachable Penis - Blitz Morning 4-7-25

342

Plot Holes And Eating Grandpa's Ashes - Blitz Morning 4-4-25

343

How To Get Payback And What Band Do You Just Not Get? - Blitz Morning 4-3-25

344

Where You Want Your Ashes Spread and The Timing Challenge - Blitz Morning 4-2-25

345

Best Prank Ever And Is Goose A Creep? - Blitz Morning 4-1-25

346

The Gross Things We Do And An Attack On Breasts - Blitz Morning 3-31-25

347

Sharktopus, Redheads, And Doobie In Studio - Blitz Morning 3-28-25

348

Kids Break Stuff And Ronnie Radke Goes Off Again - Blitz Morning 3-27-25

349

A.I. And Your Girlfriend And Vacation Mishaps - Blitz Morning 3-26-25

350

Inappropriate Teachers and Unique Jobs - Blitz Morning 3-25-25

351

Sunday Sunday Sunday And What Ruined The Party - Blitz Morning 3-24-25

352

Don't Blow It For Everyone and Man Card Requirements - Blitz Morning 3-21-25

353

What Sets Off Your Tism and The Song Timing Challenge - Blitz Morning 3-20-25

354

Laughable Injuries And The Feud - Blitz Morning 3-19-25

355

Watch A Movie Of Your Life and Awkward Moments - Blitz Morning 3-18-25

356

Leprechaun Launch and a Burnt Weiner - Blitz Morning 3-17-25

357

Goose's Date With A Married Woman And Medical Mishaps - Blitz Morning 3-14-25

358

What Did You Find Out About After The Wedding? - Blitz Morning 3-13-25

359

Why Are You In Trouble And God-Tier Songs - Blitz Morning 3-12-25

360

Is Sex With A Robot Cheating? - Blitz Morning 3-11-25

361

Goose Has An Eskimo Brother and Rock N Rumble - Blitz Morning 3-10-25

362

Guitar Riff Battle and When Dad Was In Charge - Blitz Morning 3-7-25

363

Blitz Morning 3-6-25

364

Renting Chickens And Training A Coworker - Blitz Morning 3-5-25

365

Goose's Meat In A Taco and Don't Blow It For Everyone - Blitz Morning 3-4-25

366

When Did You Get Locked In And Game Cheaters - Blitz Morning 3-3-25

367

Goose's Annual Sex Survey and Strange Random Texts - Blitz Morning 2-28-25

368

Guilty Or Innocent and The Poop Knife - Blitz Morning 2-27-25

369

Surviving The Old Days and Blitz Therapy - Morning Blitz 2-26-25

370

Full Album Concerts And Adult Fun Camp - Blitz Morning 2-25-25

371

Weird Food Combos And Egg Smuggling - Blitz Morning 2-24-25

372

Don't Blow It For Everyone and Naming Inanimate Objects - Blitz Morning 2-21-25

373

What Did You Spend Your Adult Money On and Goose's Nipple Issue - Blitz Morning 2-20-25

374

Goose Takes An Ohio Pronunciation Test | Blitz Morning 2-19-25

375

What did you change for a relationship and the Time Warp | The Morning Blitz 2-18-25

376

What Got Stuck In You And The Glory Hole | The Morning Blitz 2-17-25

377

Ask Goose Anything and Don't Ruin It For Everyone | The Morning Blitz 2-14-25

378

How Did You Injure Someone, Ohio's Weird Kink and FML | The Morning Blitz 2-13-25

379

What Your Spouse Loves That You Hate and Lot Lizard Trivia | The Morning Blitz 2-12-25

380

Revenge Of The Ex and How Was Your Vacation Ruined? | Morning Blitz 2-11-25

381

Super Bowl Blowout and How To Live Forever | Morning Blitz 2-10-25

382

Super Bowl Drama and Pepsi Challenge | Morning Blitz 2-7-25

383

Thick Rick's Beaver & Bass Deli and Things You Should Know, But Don't | Morning Blitz 2-6-25

384

The Dare You Said Yes To and F*** My Life | Morning Blitz 2-5-25

385

Worst Songs To Have Sex To and Rock N Roll Price Is Right | Morning Blitz 2-4-25

386

Thick Interrupts Goose's Proposal and Flagged By TSA | Morning Blitz 2-3-25

387

The Lonely Ones In Studio and Hilliard School Fight | Morning Blitz 1-31-25

388

Possible Changes To Ohio Weed Laws and Superbowl Conspiracy | Morning Blitz 1-30-25

389

Wealthy Wife, Unhappy Life and Just Write One Hit Song | Morning Blitz 1-29-25

390

Kids Calling Cops on Parents and Michigan Fan Trolls Ryan Day | Morning Blitz 1-28-25

391

Heaviest Day In America and Peexiety | Morning Blitz 1-27-25

392

Giving Yourself A Vasectomy and Blake Lively vs Justin Baldoni | Morning Blitz 1-24-25

393

Weed Delivery and World's Worst Rated Foods | Morning Blitz 1-23-25

394

Kid Rock's Awkward Moment and Blitz Therapy | Blitz Morning 1-22-25

395

Ohio State National Championship and Contagious Peeing | Morning Blitz 1-21-25

396

TikTok Is Alive & Weird and Ads In Your Dreams | Morning Blitz 1-20-25

397

FireAid Lineup and Red Dye #3 | Morning Blitz 1-17-25

398

Chicken Fries With A Side Of Weed and Yu Ang Shi...You Ain't What? | Morning Blitz 1-16-25

399

Drunk Voting and The Strangest Place You Fell Asleep | Morning Blitz 1-15-25

400

From TikTok To RedNote and Top 20 Glam Metal Songs | Morning Blitz 1-14-25

401

The Cali Fire Blame Game And Conspiracies | Morning Blitz 1-13-25

402

Pooping Thief and How Long Should Sex Last? | Morning Blitz 1-10-25

403

The Pfizer Boob Job and Life Stats After Death | Morning Blitz 1-9-25

404

Eating Christmas Trees and Flirting To Get Out of a DUI | Morning Blitz 1-8-25

405

New Year's Resolutions For Your SO and Traffic Congestion Tax | Morning Blitz 1-7-25

406

Cold Weather Myths and Negative Shoutouts | Morning Blitz 1-6-25

407

Carnivorous Squirrels and Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame BS | Morning Blitz 1-3-25

408

Snoop Dogg's Bowl Game and Holiday Wins And Fails | Morning Blitz 1-2-25

409

Greatest Christmas Movie Villains and Santa's Political Affiliation | Morning Blitz 12-20-24

410

Drones For Christmas and Most Overrated Things In 2024 | Morning Blitz 12-19-24

411

Adults On The Naughty List and Taint Scabies | Morning Blitz 12-18-24

412

Rock Band Tattoos and Bleeped Christmas Carols | Morning Blitz 12-17-24

413

Toughest Woman On Television and Wrapped Gifts From Santa | Morning Blitz 12-16-24

414

UFOs On The West Coast and Crashing Christmas Parties | Morning Blitz 12-13-24

415

Overrated Christmas Traditions and Pornhub's End Of Year Survey | Morning Blitz 12-12-24

416

Footlong Oreo Cookies and A.I. Picked Out My Gift | Morning Blitz 12-11-24

417

Protecting Your Queen and Korn Covers Milkshake | Morning Blitz 12-10-24

418

New Jersey Drones and Kelly's Christmas Light Battle | Morning Blitz 12-9-24

419

Movie Theater Drama and Fast Food First Dates | Morning Blitz 12-5-24

420

Brain Rot and Company Christmas Parties | Morning Blitz 12-4-24

421

Ronnie Radke Twitch Rant and KFC Wrapping Paper | Morning Blitz 12-3-24

422

OSU vs Michigan Drama and Cyber Monday | Morning Blitz 12-2-24

423

Murder Mystery Thanksgiving and Thanksgiving Family Policy | The Morning Blitz 11-27-24

424

Ruin Thanksgiving In 4 Words | The Morning Blitz 11-26-24

425

Who Hates Thanksgiving And Why? | The Morning Blitz 11-25-24

426

New Music Friday and Possible Christmas Tree Shortage | Morning Blitz 11-22-24

427

Thanksgiving Drama and A.I. Santa Claus | Morning Blitz 11-21-24

428

Crazy Drive Thru Stories and Super Weed | Morning Blitz 11-20-24

429

How Did You Get Expelled and Pickleball Drama | Morning Blitz 11-19-24

430

Near UFO Crash and Should Kids Be Held Back In School | Morning Blitz 11-18-24

431

'Poor Kids' Toy Hall Of Fame and YouTube Fixes Everything | Morning Blitz 11-15-24

432

Over The Fridge Cabinets and How To Negotiate A Threesome | Morning Blitz 11-14-24

433

How To Survive Falling Off A Skyscraper and Blitz Therapy | Morning Blitz 11-13-24

434

Normal or Nope and How Did You Cheat Death? | Morning Blitz 11-12-24

435

Swoop And Squat Scam and How Did You Win The Genetic Lottery? | Morning Blitz 11-11-24

436

Using ChatGPT To Win Fights and The AOL Voice Guy Died | Morning Blitz 11-8-24

437

Your Air Fryer Is Watching You and The Reason Your Brain Loves Live Rock Concerts | Morning Blitz 11-7-24

438

The Best Fictional Presidents and Secret Service Code Names | Morning Blitz 11-6-24

439

Election Day Coverage and Previous Presidents Facts | Morning Blitz 11-5-24

440

CDs & Vinyl vs Streaming and Why Is There No New Candy? | Morning Blitz 11-1-24

441

Horror Movies and Halloween Stuff /Morning Blitz/ 10/31/24

442

Simple Things You Suck At and Blitz Therapy /Morning Blitz/ 10/30/24

443

Haunted House Living and Weed Tasting /Morning Blitz/ 10/29/24

444

The Morning Blitz Talks Blitzmas with Doc Coyle from Bad Wolves

445

Halloween Hot Takes and Creative Divorce Ideas /Morning Blitz/ 10/28/24

446

The Things We Do That Make Us Feel Like Our Parents and Jeff Logan Talks Buckeye Football /Morning Blitz/ 10/25/24

447

Think Fast, Cursive, and Halloween Bigger Than Ever? /Morning Blitz/ 10/24/24

448

Line Lice, Haunted Houses, and She'll Vote For Him /Morning Blitz/ 10/23/24

449

Halloween Overload, Normal or Nope, and Pandemic Habits /Morning Blitz/ 10/22/24

450

Deshuan Watson, Weed, and Entitlement /Morning Blitz/ 10/21/24

451

Driving Around To Avoid Going Home and Scary Movies /Morning Blitz/ 10/18/24

452

Think Fast, Bands You've Traveled For, and KQ Is Back /Morning Blitz/ 10/17/24

453

Dream House Building, Cell Phone Issues, and Blitz Therapy /Morning Blitz/ 10/16/24

454

Body Counts and Local Author Neal Parks /Morning Blitz/ 10/15/24

455

Dating App Scams and Fandom or Job /Morning Blitz/ 10/14/24

456

Jeff Logan Talks Buckeye Football and We Get You Ready For The Weekend /Morning Blitz/ 10/11/24

457

Jelly Roll, Entitled Kids, and Jobs You Would Never Do /Morning Blitz/ 10/10/24

458

Blitz Therapy and Honest or Polite /Morning Blitz/ 10/9/24

459

The Cost of The American Dream and How Much You Make /Morning Blitz/ 10/8/24

460

Watching TV at Work and A Blitz Rock Rundown /Morning Blitz/ 10/7/24

461

Jeff Logan Talks Buckeye Football and Halloween Decor /Morning Blitz/ 10/4/24

462

Kelly Smoked Lewis In Think Fast and Being Triggered /Morning Blitz/ 10/3/24

463

Starting a Gang, Mini Golf, and Blitz Therapy /Morning Blitz/ 10/2/24

464

Hackers and Nazi Protestors /Morning Blitz/ 10/1/24

465

T-Shirt Slogans and A Blitz Rock Rundown /Morning Blitz/ 9/30/24

466

Corey Feldman, Buckeye Great Jeff Logan, and Attempting To Save Ricks Weed | Morning Blitz 9/26/24

467

Think Fast and We Asked What Made You Instantly Think Less Of Someone | Morning Blitz 9/26/24

468

Storage Units and Blitz Therapy | Morning Blitz 9/25/24

469

Big Food and The Diddler | Morning Blitz 9/24/24

470

Is Lewis The A-hole and Chat GPT Speeches | Morning Blitz 9/23/24

471

Jeff Logan Talks Buckeye Football and We Talk Self Checkout Policies | Morning Blitz 9/20/24

472

Think Fast, Sonic Announcements, and Early Lawncare | Morning Blitz 9/19/24

473

The Great Tollhouse Cookie Debate | Morning Blitz 9/18/24

474

Sonic Speculation, Bad Ass Breakrooms, and Normal or Nope | Morning Blitz 9/17/24

475

Why Bother Gifts, Better Looking Than You Think, and A Rundown | Morning Blitz 9/16/24

476

Too Hot For Football and Deshaun Watson Theories | Morning Blitz 9/13/24

477

Chipping Teeth, Wedding Destroyers, and Think Fast | Morning Blitz 9/12/24

478

Texting After Calling, Blitz Therapy, and Daughtry | Morning Blitz 9/11/24

479

Daughtry On The Morning Blitz

480

RIP James Earl Jones and Outlandish Campaign Promises | Morning Blitz 9/10/24

481

Linkin Park Controversy, Tess Stops In, and Lies! | Morning Blitz 9/9/24

482

Rental Scams and More| Morning Blitz 9/5/24

483

Teachers Have Rules and The Mullet| Morning Blitz 9/4/24

484

High Ticket Costs and Not Accepting Cancellation| Morning Blitz 9/3/24

485

The Count Up, Fantasy Football, and Your Life As A TV Show| Morning Blitz 8/29/24

486

What's Your Problem and Some Blitz Therapy| Morning Blitz 8/28/24

487

Hobbies, Bathroom Breaks, and Oasis| Morning Blitz 8/27/24

488

Time Table For Payback, Lease Breaking and A Blitz Rock Rundown| Morning Blitz 8/26/24

489

Freezing Yourself and Making News| Morning Blitz 8/23/24

490

AITAH, Bribing Kids For Grades, and Celebs You Are Over| Morning Blitz 8/22/24

491

Social Privacy and Blitz Therapy| Morning Blitz 8/21/24

492

Googling the Kid's Teacher, Thing That Are Bad For You and Normal or Nope| Morning Blitz 8/20/24

493

Back To School Costs, Ronnie Radke and Charging For WI-FI| Morning Blitz 8/19/24

494

Corey Feldman is Still A Trainwreck, Should You Let Your Kids Drink at Home| Morning Blitz 8/16/24

495

Concert Fails, Rick Wants to Hire a Hitman, and Classes We Should Take| Morning Blitz 8/15/24

496

Harvesting Weed, Crying Over Exes, and Kinks| Morning Blitz 8/14/24

497

Bandages, Hall Passes, and Deadly Jobs| Morning Blitz 8/13/24

498

Olympic Recapping, Pick Your Stunt, and The Blitz Rock Rundown| Morning Blitz 8/12/24

499

Something Named After You and Staging Photos| Morning Blitz 8/9/24

500

Arrested On The Job and The Sex Talk| Morning Blitz 8/8/24

501

Weed Laws and She Wants Him Snipped| Morning Blitz 8/7/24

502

A.I. As a Friend and Being Too Much Like Your Parents | Morning Blitz 8/6/24

503

Ford Snitches On Speeders and Am I an A-hole | Morning Blitz 8/5/24

504

Choices and Double Standards | Morning Blitz 8/2/24

505

Eaten By a Tiger or Whale | Morning Blitz 8/1/24

506

Love Is Blind In Cbus and Insecurity In Relationships | Morning Blitz 7/31/24

507

Justi-vacations and YouTube DIY Fails | Morning Blitz 7/30/24

508

What Are You Gold Medal Good At and Balls Out At The Olympics? | Morning Blitz 7/29/24

509

Single Forever, I've Got Something and Rhino Piercings| Morning Blitz 7/25/24

510

Couples Therapy, Speeding Prevention, and Accidentally Hurting Someone| Morning Blitz 7/24/24

511

Tough Choices, Thieving School Supplies, And How To Use Your Phone App| Morning Blitz 7/23/24

512

Rick Got a PS5, Tess Came By For a Rundown, and What Qualifies As Fast Food| Morning Blitz 7/22/24

513

Charged For a Wedding, and Passenger Princess| Morning Blitz 7/19/24

514

I Got Something, Kelly vs Brownies, and Stuff That Could Kill You Instantly| Morning Blitz 7/18/24

515

Normal or Nope, Drama on TV and Couples Therapy| Morning Blitz 7/17/24

516

Legal Stuff With Sheurger and A Very Bad National Anthem | Morning Blitz 7/16/24

517

Fishing, Animal Theft, and a Blitz Rock Rundown | Morning Blitz 7/15/24

518

Fireworks, Couples Therapy, and Aliens | Morning Blitz 7/03/24

519

Time Off For The 4th and Dad Cheated | Morning Blitz 7/02/24

520

Drones, Fireworks, and Tess | Morning Blitz 7/01/24

521

Debate Humor, Worklplace Parking, and Better Than 80% | Morning Blitz 6/28/24

522

Normal or Nope, Peeping Drones and a Hauk Tuah Update | Morning Blitz 6/27/24

523

Hauk Tuah and a Heated Couples Therapy | Morning Blitz 6/26/24

524

Boss Takes Your Phone and an Epic Soundiculous | Morning Blitz 6/25/24

525

Bad Alarms and Cancelled Booty Basketball | Morning Blitz 6/24/24

526

I Got Somethin, Men In Robes, and Swimming Pool Manners | Morning Blitz 6/21/24

527

Normal or Not, What Part of Town Thinks They're The Best | Morning Blitz 6/20/24

528

Sonic Temple Moves, Workplace Drama, and Vacation With Family | Morning Blitz 6/19/24

529

Cut Off Junk, Social Media Warnings, and Stuck On Rides | Morning Blitz 6/18/24

530

Cheater Sues Apple, Ozempic Side Effects and Chik Fil-a Summer Camp | Morning Blitz 6/17/24

531

Will Smith, Father's Day, and More | Morning Blitz 6/14/24

532

Shower Falls, Rudeness, and Boobs | Morning Blitz 6/13/24

533

Attorney Robert Shuerger, Cheated and Pregnant | Morning Blitz 6/12/24

534

Meatballs, Soundiculous, and New STDs | Morning Blitz 6/11/24

535

Kelly Got Hacked! | Morning Blitz 6/10/24

536

Cults and Divorce Registry | Morning Blitz 6/7/24

537

Thick Rick Vs. The Goose | Morning Blitz 6/6/24

538

Is Columbus Losing It's Character? | Morning Blitz 6/5/24

539

Wow! Lewis Lost at Soundiculous

540

Lot Of Crap In This Museum...Literally!

541

He Wants The Stripper Jailed, But He Sure Knows A Lot About Her Video

542

Thick Wants Us To Take a Group Vacation

543

If Slogans Were Brutally Honest

544

Dating Apps For Kids WTF!?

545

Rick Attempts to School Kelly and Lewis on Tesla

546

Jacoby Shaddix and Daughtry Talk With Thick and Lewis

547

Drugs, Side Effects, and Virgin Island

548

A Little War4you.com On Air To Talk Current Events

549

He Got Caught Cause The Dog Had That Thong Tha Thong Thong Thong

550

Things Got a Little H-O-T For The K-I-D

551

Dan Got Himself Engaged at Sonic Temple 2024

552

The Rules to Kelly's Hug Pit

553

The Rules to Crowd Surfing According to Thick Rick

554

Thick Rick's Rules Of The Mosh Pit

555

Gas Station Soda Machine Etiquette

556

Flashing My Lights Tells You What?

557

The Morning Blitz Gets Bill Burr Fired Up!

558

What Exactly Qualifies As a Chick Flick?

559

A Gen Z'er Now Can Tell You What Your Mom Wants On Mother's Day

560

Foods Everyone Likes, But You Think Are Just OK

561

Guy Has Surgery and Now Has Diarrhea 15 Times A Day!

562

Windshield Wiper Anxiety...Yeah That Is a Thing!

563

In This World, Ladies Would Rather Be Alone in The Woods With A Bear

564

Power Ballads. Cuz Everyone Has a Soft Side?

565

A Nu Metal Mt Rushmore Discussion

566

The Struggles of Regularity

567

Weclome To The Wild Kingdom

568

The Struggle For The Beautiful People Continues

569

Words We'd Like To Go Away Pt 1

570

The Struggles of The Beautiful People

571

Not Sure It Gets More Cringe Than Drew Barrymore

572

Linkin Park, Amy Lee, and Motley Crue Check Out The Rundown

573

1 900 I Just Need To Cry

574

Getting Kicked Out or Asked To Leave. That Is The Discussion

575

Bobaflex At The Newport Tomorrow and Playing Soundiculous Today

576

Kelly Sang Some Megadeth For Someone To Win Tickets

577

Lewis Got Lost

578

Alec Baldwin and Crackhead Barney Pt 2: The Update

579

Thick Dumps on Lewis' Job and Soundiculous Is Played

580

The High Cost of Fast Food

581

Hetfield's Tat, Ozzy's Colab, and Tess Singing About Camel Toe

582

All Fine Until You Throw Out Someone's English Muffins

583

We All Have Pet Peeves When We Go Out to Eat!

584

Sing For A Million Dollars

585

A Day Off To Listen To The New Taylor Swift Album??!!!

586

Thick, Lewis, and The Mobile Weed Truck

587

Blood Draws, Shower Habits, and Jelly Roll

588

Bathroom Habits and The Cleanest Taint In Town

589

Old TV Show Redux

590

Squatters, WWE, and Attorney Robert Schuerger Oh My!

591

It's The End Of Lunchables In School As We Know It, And I Feel Fine

592

Thick Rick Wants To Climb The Sphinx

593

The High Cost of Band Merch

594

Your Friend Buys a Winning Powerball With Your Money. Does He Owe You?

595

Maybe The Best April Fools Prank Ever

596

Door Dash Video Catches A Walk of Shame or A Food Hide

597

When You Try Not To Swear, It Almost Sounds Worse

598

Is It Theft If Your Tax Dollars Pay For It?

599

Go Ahead. Prank Kelly Quinn....At Your Own Risk

600

The Book of Lewis

601

Shots, Slaps, and We Lost Our Kids....Must Be Spring Break

602

Age Verification For Social Media

603

Pro Sports Is Having Issues With Sports Gambling...Shocker!

604

School of Weed?

605

Everyone Was Screaming, "Typewriter!"

606

Thick Rick Is The New Chuck Norris

607

Tess Stopped By To Talk Limp and Metallica

608

Hot Take! Kelly Quinn Not a GNR Fan

609

Normal or Nope!

610

If Lewis Won The Lottery

611

What Happens When The Return Costs More Than The Purchase?

612

Minimalist Living, Cool Places to Live, and Kelly Quinn Versus The RV

613

The Slump Is Busted

614

Advice For a Woman In Three Words

615

The Joy of Being Regular

616

Attorney Robert Shuerger Talked To Us About The Proposed Tik Tok Ban

617

ACDC, Staind, and Temporary Tattoos

618

Who Is On Your Saturday Morning Cartoon Mt Rushmore

619

Kirsch Stopped By To Talk Storm Damage In Delaware

620

Just Give The Criminal The Keys

621

To Be a Kid Again....

622

Give A Guy Advice In Three Words

623

What TV Show Would You Erase So You Can Watch It Again For The First Time

624

Deez Nuts...For Real

625

Were These Kids Disrespectful or Is Lewis The Get Off My Lawn Guy

626

Price Is Right Cameo Minus The Plinko

627

Slash, Mammoth VH versus DLR, and Tess With The Rundown

628

Lewis Was Live With WWE Hall Of Famer The Honky Tonk Man

629

Normal or No? That Is The Question?

630

Waking Up As The Opposite Sex and Super Loads!

631

Would You Go No Sex For Two Years For 700 Million?

632

Who Is The Hole of The Ass?

633

Morning Blitz Match Game

634

Balls Out Bowling. Literally.

635

Who Signs A Two Year Dating Contract?

636

The High Cost of Concert Drinking

637

Vibrating Beds, Humping Monkeys, and A Good Herkle Durkle

638

The Blitz Rock Rundown Leads To Skid Row

639

The Morning Blitz Is Considering Training....For a Forty Yard Dash

640

The Urinal Stance

641

High School or Game of Thrones

642

It Was Going Great, Until Mom Moved In

643

5 Things The Middle Class Will Get Priced Out Of

644

The Lewis Win Streak In Soundiculous Is Over!!!!

645

6 Weeks, A Month, 2 Hours, What Is The Shortest Time You Spent At a Job?

646

Should Self Checkouts Be A Thing Of The Past?

647

Louder Than Life and New Linkin Park

648

Almost To Your Door Dash?

649

Can You Back Out Of a Kidney Donation

650

Weed Math

651

Lies, Lies, Tell Us Lies

652

Armageddon In Two Weeks, Are You Telling Anyone?

653

Terminal Velocity and Thick Rick Dodging Space Junk

654

Lewis Apples For Nasa?

655

Thick Rick May Or May Not Be In Poor Standing With The Kiss Army

656

She's My Best Friend's Girl, But One In Five Men Will Go There

657

Dave Grohl, Nickelback, Pearl Jam, and Tess Runs It Down

658

We Talked With Attorney Robert Schuerger About WWE, UFC, and Cobra Blood?

659

Attorney RobertScherger Helps Us Navigate Your Only Fans When It Comes To Private School

660

Tell Us Something About You That Sounds Made Up, But Is True

661

Maximum Disruption

662

Anyone Down With a Blitz Roller Skating Party?

663

Thick Brought In Toilet Paper To Demonstrate How To Use It

664

Lewis Is The Kansas City Chiefs of Soundiculous

665

Thick Rick and His Chandelier

666

Papa Roach, Hardy, and Inkcarceration. Tess Stopped By For The Blitz Rock Rundown!

667

Now, A Discussion About How We Use Toilet Paper.

668

A Different Kind Of Halftime Show

669

The Big Game Is On! Everyone Grab Some Crab Legs?

670

Comedian Matt Rife's New Movie Is Directed By An Ohio Guy!

671

Brian Krisztal of Fox Sports Talks The Super Bowl with Thick and Lewis

672

Go Fund My Divorce

673

Lewis and The Movie Karen

674

Ever Wonder Who Was The Worst 80s Movie Bully?

675

My Wife Is Catfishing Her Friends New Man

676

Kelly's Dog Moses Inadvertently Took a Walk Down Electric Ave

677

Back To The Dawn of .....Facebook

678

Jane or Jungle, No It Is Soundiculous

679

A Billion, Uncurable Hiccups, Both Of Them, or Just The Hiccups

680

That One Bill That Just Pisses You Off

681

Manson,Zombie, and Nothing More

682

You Can Eat Here, But We Need That Table In 90 Minutes

683

Role Playing in Diapers, Eating Dryer Sheets, and Other Strange Addictions

684

Somehow We Find Ourselves In The Middle of Popstar Drama

685

Papa Roach Frontman Jacoby Shaddix Talks To The Morning Blitz

686

What If The Morning Blitz Were President?

687

You Can Do Any Job, But Only For a Day

688

Showering With The Dog is Her Problem

689

A Tight Game Of Soundiculous

690

Kanye West : Super Hero or Super Hole of The Ass

691

Vintage, Like Early 90s Vintage, Kelly and Thick

692

Tess Joins The Show To Talk Poppy, Hardy, and Corey Taylor

693

The Morning Blitz Talked With A7X Bassist Johnny Christ

694

65 And Out

695

Hulkamania Did Not Run Wild While His Son Got a D.U.I.

696

I Took Your Money and Remodeled My House Because The Lord Told Me Too

697

Kelly Quinn For The Win!

698

Tess Stopped By To Talk Bush, P.O.D., And More

699

100 Million To Show Us Your Junk...Well That Is What Snoop Dogg Was Offered

700

Is Her Hand On Gavin's Junk?

701

You Wake Up In 1924. Kelly Finds The Rich, Lewis Schemes, and Rick Wants To Be a Typist

702

The Morning Blitz Interviews Gavin Rossdale

703

Gen Z Has a New Workout

704

Try Tofu or Try Dating The Same Sex

705

Taco Bell Cereal and Cereal Shaming

706

My Kid's Friend Could Only Sleepover If Mom Did Too.

707

These Fans Couldn't Contain Their Anger

708

You Told Me To Park There And Won't Pay The Ticket!

709

Five Hundred Thousand For A Year of Your Life...What's Your Number?

710

Bad Weather.. Don't Care Just Deliver The Food

711

Blenders, Rattlesnakes, Fencing, and Lewis Giving Birth...It's Soundiculous

712

Tools We Don't Carry In An Effort To Survive The Cold

713

If You Didn't Have This....Life Wasn't Right... Back Then...

714

A Little Taxidermy Talk and Kelly Created A Great New Word

715

Because We Get High All The Time ....Everywhere

716

The Disrespectful Things Some People Do

717

Jelly Roll Went To Capital Hill and Left A Lot of Us In Tears

718

Jimmy and Aaron. Not By Any Means a Love Story

719

We Made Sounds To Give You Asking Alexandria Tickets

720

Does This Kid Need a Dose Of Reality?

721

A New Star Wars That Might Already Be Pissing People Off

722

If You Could, What Would You Fine Your Co-Workers For?

723

Lewis and The Rich Widow Dream

724

SHOW US YOUR CUPS

725

Booty Drugs? Is That An Official Term?

726

You Can't Just Number 2 Anywhere...Can You?

727

Cannonballing In The Bass Pro Shop

728

From Ramsey Bolton to Urkel. The TV Characters Most People Hate

729

The Ghost of Christmas Future Didn't Play With This Karen

730

Song Sharing The Gateway To Cheating?

731

What's Your Gamer Tag?

732

Drugs, Fad Diets, Surgeries, and Everything Else. The Weight Loss Struggle Is Real

733

The Sad Family Therapy of Trevor

734

So Everybody Doesn't Always Face The Shower When They Are In There?

735

Thick Rick Wins Big!

736

Butt Implants Are The New Thing For Dudes

737

Wanna Know Your Death Date?

738

Acoustic Blitzmas With Our Short Years

739

Acoustic Blitzmas With Spice Boyz

740

Acoustic Blitzmas With Cream Camino

741

Acoustic Blitzmas With Lost Past Everest

742

Just a Couple of Nerds Talking About The Star Wars Holiday Special

743

Rage Against The Gas Machine!

744

Lewis Was In Kelly's DMs, But For All The Right Reasons

745

Disney Did Good. Remember This

746

You Didn't Shoot Your Shot and Time Expired

747

We Have Been Using The Gravy Boat All Wrong

748

Someone Not Named Rick Won Soundiculous

749

1st Grade Problems

750

It's The Holidays Everyone Is Miserable

751

By The 1-900- Numbers

752

Things Are Closing, We Are Getting New Things, But Can People Afford The New

753

Sometimes, It's Not The Most Wonderful Time of Year For Everybody

754

Some Christmas Music....With Uneccesary Censorship Added

755

It's Xmas So Let's Test Your Trivia Knowledge

756

Who Do You Want On Your Apocalypse Survival Squad?

757

Delivery Drivers: Their Plight or Their Job

758

We Played Soundiculous And Thick Rick Won Again

759

It's Porch Pirate Season

760

Dogs Are Family....Even If 200k Is On The Line?

761

If You Are Asked To Keep a Secret, Do You Still Tell Your Spouse?

762

Have You Been Nudified Yet?

763

We Got Dressed Up For People and That Meat!

764

Is It Ok To Give Used Gifts For Xmas

765

Is Kelly Quinn Competitive?

766

Electric Shock! A Modem! Just Another Episode of Soundiculous

767

Son Comes Home After a Trip To Cougar Town

768

Our Not So Favorite Holiday Traditions

769

A Xmas Movie Has a Certain Criteria...Die Hard Is a Xmas Movie

770

It's All About Sonic Temple!

771

Sorry Big Ten. This Year, We Roll Tide

772

When It Comes to Money, How Honest Are You?

773

Pass The Mashed Potatoes and The Cocaine

774

Just When You Think You've Heard The Worst Xmas Song...

775

Thick Rick and The Continuing Saga of Falling Space Junk

776

The Morning Blitz and The Tale of The Exploding Smart Toilet

777

Candy Canes and Sometimes As a Weapon

778

The Lost Art of Communicating

779

Much Like Michigan, Kelly is Ok Cheating to Win

780

Spotify Discussion Gone Wrong

781

Use Your Wife's Towel, But Lay Off The Decorative Ones

782

Sharing The Same Xmas Tree With An Ex Is An Issue

783

Someone Turned The Wholesome Xmas Folgers Commercial Into a Bad Porn Plot

784

Hey, Did You Really Cook That?

785

Caskets and Cuddle Clones

786

Thick Rick and The High Cost of Xmas Trees

787

Kelly Tossed Out An Idea of Concerts Starting Earlier....Like Lunchtime.

788

The Great ROB SCHNEIDER Took Time Out to Talk With Thick and Lewis

789

A Florida Man Took Care of, "Himself," While Riding a Bike

790

Thick Rick and Lewis Talk Blitzmas with Columbus Rock Royalty THE GODZ

791

Today We Learned About The Art of Spatchcocking On Thanksgiving!

792

A Rock Rundown...Oh and Thick and Tess Bashing School Pizza

793

Is Age Really Just a Number?

794

An Unruly Child Will Cost You at This Restaurant

795

Thick Rick Hated All Over School Pizza

796

All Syrup, But No Pancakes

797

What Was Your Weapon of Choice?

798

Grandma Don't Like You Being Single At Thirty Eight

799

That Time Mom Invited The Girl You Wanted to Quit to Thanksgiving

800

Stop Raising IPad Babies

801

Thick and Kelly Did Not Agree On The Bird Test

802

Tis The Season For One Of The Worst Xmas Songs Ever Recorded

803

Who Needs Snakes on a Plane When You Have Gospel Music on a Plane

804

We Had Some Crazy At The Drive Thru

805

The Morning Blitz For Some Reason Talked About Food Etiquette

806

The Morning Blitz Found Out Kevin Costner Might Be Netflix and Chilling With Reese Witherspoon

807

The Morning Blitz and The Blitz Nation Karaoke Tour

808

Things You Still Cannot Do Now That You Are Older

809

The Morning Blitz and THE TIME MACHINE

810

The Morning Blitz and Anal Glands

811

The Morning Blitz: Dad Rock Discussion