The Yapaholics

In this wildly chaotic and entirely relatable episode, Dak and Seth return from an unexpected hiatus with crispy ASMR and a deep dive into Netflix true-crime nightmares that left everyone emotionally unstable (and possibly spiritually unwell). From serial killers who turned hobbies into horror, to the shocking real-life Perfect Neighbor tragedy that had us screaming at our TVs, this episode blends laughter, existential dread, dog poop analysis, health crises, and emotional damage—all wrapped in the warm blanket of comedic friendship and unfiltered commentary. Whether you’re here for comfort, chaos, or catharsis…you’ll get all three.🍿 Popcorn, Prosecco & ASMR Gone Wrong🎬 What We’ve Been Watching: Monster: The Ed Gein Story, Escape Room, Hereditary Ranked #6 Scariest Movie😱 The Perfect Neighbor Netflix Documentary – Real Bodycam Footage Horror👮 Stand Your Ground Laws & Emotional Fallout😭 Dad Breaks the News – Most Heart-Wrenching Scene We’ve Ever Seen🐕 Dog Poop, Health Updates & Why Turd Size Matters🧠 Migraines, Brain Fog & Microwave Mysteries💪 Our Health Journeys: From Macro Counting to Military Scale Anxiety🎥 Motivational Ultra-Marathon Documentary That Changed Our Mindset🏡 Elderly Villain Origin Story – Why Your Neighbor Might Actually Be the Final Boss#NetflixReview #TrueCrimePodcast #PodcastComedy #HereditaryMovie #SerialKillerStories #PopCulturePodcast #FunnyPodcast #ThePerfectNeighbor #EdGein #HorrorMovies #EscapeRoomReview #Migraines #HealthJourney #DogDadLife #PodcastLife #ProseccoProblems #NetflixTrueCrime #StandYourGroundDebate #BodyCamFootage #EmotionalDamage #UltraMarathonMotivation #ParamedicLife #DwightSchruteMovie #MentalHealthAwareness #DogPoopChronicles #ASMRFail #TrendingNow #MustWatchNetflix #PodcastSEO #ViralPodcast #NextLevelPodcasting #CrimeAndComedy #ListenerDiscretionAdvised

This week on The Yapaholics, Seth welcomes a brand-new (and very furry) co-host — his dog Samwise Gamgee, a two-year-old lab mix with a love for walks, farts, and stealing the spotlight. We get the full story on how Sam came to join the family — from the emotional rehoming to the first night at home, poop walks included. Then we dive into a military-movie breakdown as Seth reviews Netflix’s new series Boots (based on The Pink Marine) and explains exactly what Hollywood gets wrong about Marine Corps boot camp. Things take a theological turn when we ask the hard question: If Jesus had to buy wine, what brand would He choose? Spoiler: we’re leaning Prosecco.Topics this episode:🐶 Getting a Dog – Meet Samwise Gamgee🚶‍♂️ Dog Walking, Pooping & Fart Updates🏠 The Rehoming Story & Emotional Goodbye🎓 Training, Kennel Life & Dog Toys Gone Wrong🎥 Netflix Review: Boots / The Pink Marine🇺🇸 What Hollywood Gets Wrong About Marines📺 True Crime Tease: The Perfect Neighbor Documentary🍷 “If Jesus Bought Wine…” — Theological Wine Debate🥂 Prosecco, Popcorn & Poor Life ChoicesFrom heartfelt to hilarious, this episode has everything — poop jokes, puppy love, military rants, and divine drink debates. Basically, if you’ve ever wondered how a Marine, a dog, and Jesus’ wine preferences end up in the same conversation… you’ve come to the right podcast.And remember: if your dog farts, your wine spills, or Netflix lets you down — just call it character development.

Fall is here, the cheese cravings are strong, and Dak is going to fly to Europe — what could possibly go wrong? This week on The Yapaholics, Dak and Seth are joined by the one and only Maddie for a chaotic episode full of laughter, oversharing, and caffeine-fueled tangents. We talk everything from crime podcasts and military shake-ups to ER visits, work frustrations, and the art of gorging on Taco Bell right before claiming to be on a “health journey.” There’s also a Renaissance Faire recap, a sports segment, deep thoughts about Doja Cat and Taylor Swift’s new albums, and an oddly passionate review of Cranberry Canada Dry.Topics this episode:🍂 It’s Finally Fall!!🎙️ Crime Podcasts & YouTube Bingeing (Markiplier’s back!)🛡️ Renaissance Faire Adventures🏥 ER Visits & Health Journey Confessions🌮 Taco Bell Regret🏛️ Government Shutdown & Military Changes🏈 SPORTS SEGMENT💎 Gem Art Obsession✈️ I’M GOING TO EUROPE BABYYY👯 Adventures with Maddie😴 Perpetual Exhaustion💼 Work Problems🎶 New Doja Cat & Taylor Swift Albums🥤 Cranberry Canada Dry Appreciation🧀 Cheese. Just Cheese.rom deep discussions to unhinged laughter, this episode has it all — including a guest who may or may not bully Seth for his food choices. Whether you’re listening from a couch, a barracks room, or a plane to Europe, you’re in for a ride.And remember: when in doubt, blame the Taco Bell, thank the cheese, and never trust a government that shuts down before payday.#TheYapaholics #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #StorytellingPodcast #PodcastLife #PodcastBanter #PodcastShow #PodcastEpisode #BestPodcasts2025 #TrendingPodcasts #ViralPodcast #SpotifyPodcasts #ApplePodcasts #YouTubePodcast #RelatablePodcast #PodcastersOfInstagram #PodcastersOfTikTok #SEOPodcast #ComedicBanter

This week on The Yapaholics, chaos takes the wheel. We talk about cooking our own dinners again, navigating health journeys, and the pure exhaustion that comes with moving offices. There’s a full sports segment with a review of Him, a wild dive into colonizing Mars, and of course, Max’s much-needed update. Oh, and yes — the remote did go missing while we were asleep (don’t worry, it eventually turned up). Add in a wedding photography update and a rant about gnats, and you’ve got one jam-packed episode of pure banter.Topics this episode:🍕 Cooking Dinner Again🏈 Sports Segment + Him Movie Review💪 Health Journey Updates🐶 Max’s Update🪰 GNATS. JUST GNATS.📺 Losing the Remote While Asleep🏢 Office Move Meltdown📸 Wedding Photos UpdateFrom Kanye turning into Ye to the eternal mystery of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, this episode is messy in the best way. Basically, if you’ve ever lost your remote, yelled at gnats, or tried to convince yourself that cooking is “fun,” you’ll feel right at home.And remember: if your office move doesn’t break you, the gnats will.

This week on The Yapaholics, we dive into Seth’s chaotic first-ever wedding photography gig — complete with last-minute Amazon orders, dying batteries, and a dance floor full of Dominicans who knew how to party. From the stress of snapping 5,000 photos in one night to the relief of finding a single shot that actually looks good, it’s a rollercoaster of shutter clicks and self-doubt. After that, we break down the wild Netflix documentary that had us both yelling at our TVs, swapping conspiracy theories, and wondering how the mom in that story is walking free today. Oh and Seth goes into a deep dive about Twenty One Pilot's new album "Breach".Topics this episode:📸 First Wedding Photography Experience🎥 Editing 5,000+ Photos Without Losing Your Mind🥘 Dominican Wedding Food & Party Vibes⚡ Technical Difficulties & Gear Fails🍿 Popcorn, Prosecco & Poor Timing📺 Netflix True Crime Documentary Breakdown🤯 Conspiracies, Creepy Moms & Shock FactorAnd hey, if you thought photographing your buddy’s wedding was stressful, try explaining HDR to your grandma while also arguing about whether Jesus could’ve turned water into Prosecco. Yeah, it’s that kind of episode.So grab your popcorn (don’t choke on it), pour a glass of prosecco, and tune in — because if we can survive this week, so can you.⸻#podcast #theYapaholics #weddingphotography #firstweddinggig #photographyfails #dominicanwedding #netflixdocumentary #truecrime #podcastlife #podcastcomedy #comedicpodcast #storytellingpodcast #SEO #weddingstories #funnyweddingstories #photoediting #hdrphotography #prosecco #popcornchoke #photographylife #documentarydiscussion #truecrimepodcast #netflixtruecrime #podcastclips #comedyshow #banterpodcast #storytellingcomedy #viralpodcast #funniestpodcast #SEOoptimized #applepodcasts #spotifyshows #googlepodcasts #comedybanter #bestpodcasts2025

This week’s episode of The Yapaholics is basically fall-flavored chaos: Starbucks orders that taste like candles, dogs with suspicious digestive timing, and a brand-new sports segment hosted by two people who don’t actually like sports. Between horror-show documentaries, questionable fantasy football strategies, and one brutal yellow jacket sting, Seth and Dakota somehow manage to stumble their way into the autumn spirit. Cozy drinks, bad backs, haunted corn mazes, and even a little deep talk about the death penalty—it’s all here. Buckle up, sip your pumpkin latte, and prepare for vibes that range from “spooky season” to “sportsball???”Topics this week:🎃 Fall drinks & decor🐶 Dog drama (and projectile consequences)📺 Binge-watching questionable TV (Menendez brothers, mockumentaries, and more)🏈 New “Sports with the Yapaholics” segment👟 Back pain, bad shoes & yellow jacket stings🍂 Fall plans, pumpkin patches & haunted corn mazes🎶 Rock Band obsession & random life updates

This week’s episode is the full buffet: TV binges, music hot takes, theology tangents, and way too much talk about our sleep schedules. Dak’s been stress-journaling her way through a new class, Seth’s pretending Rock Band counts as cardio, and somehow the Hypostatic Union led us into… fart jokes (seminary professors, forgive us).Also in this episode: • 📺 Watchlist chaos: IASIP finale, Peacemaker, Americana, k-pop demon hunters, Brooklyn 99, and the Biggest Loser doc fallout (Jillian, yikes) • 🎶 Music corner: chills from Kings Kaleidoscope’s new track, Doja Cat surprises, and Taylor Swift’s incoming album (who cares?) • 📝 Life updates: journaling, meds, Woodland Media projects, and our ongoing health journeys • 🌙 Sleep is a myth, but Prince of Egypt still slaps at 2 a.m. • 🍂 Fall menus are back at DB, KK, and DD (our true liturgical calendar) • 🏈 Football is coming whether Seth likes it or not • 🎨 Creatives vs AI, Kanye docs, and “It’s PR, not the ER” — words to live by • 🍲 White chicken chili + Only Murders in the Building = peak autumn vibesIt’s weird, it’s unfiltered, it’s seasonal — in other words, classic Yapaholics.

This week’s episode is equal parts therapy session, movie review, and fever dream. Seth’s been sick, and has been traveling non-stop for work, and both of us are spiraling into existential dread while staring into mirrors. But don’t worry — ChatGPT stepped in to give us some questionable advice about managing anxiety (and somehow it kinda helped).Also in this episode: • 🎬 A spoiler-free(ish) review of Nobody 2 • 🤒 Seth’s plague chronicles and the art of podcasting through illness • ✈️ Tales from the road: chaotic work trips and why hotel mirrors feel cursed • 🪞 “Do you ever look at yourself too long and freak out?” — an existential segment • 🙏 Honest talk about faith, fear, and finding grounding when life feels unstable • 🥗 Updates on our health journeys (yes, we’re still eating chicken and maybe sleeping sometimes)It’s messy, it’s heartfelt, it’s funny — in other words, classic Yapaholics.

In this episode, your hosts catch up after a short break with everything from pooping to questionable dad jokes. They dive into movie reviews—like the new Freaky Friday sequel—share thoughts on Black Mirror, geek out over Taskmaster, and swap grocery hacks that may or may not involve self-checkout rebellion. There’s talk of fall vibes, pumpkin spice everything, baking family-secret muffins, gaming obsessions, fantasy football plans, and even Fleet Week behind-the-scenes drama. Expect tangents, laughter, and the kind of friendly chaos that feels like hanging out with your funniest friends.✨ Topics this week:🎥 Movie & TV talk (Freaky Friday sequel, Black Mirror, Taskmaster)🛒 Grocery hacks & self-checkout rants🎮 Gaming deep dives (Call of Duty Zombies, Blueprints, Smosh Summer Games)🍂 Fall vibes, pumpkin spice, & homemade muffins🏈 Fantasy football plans & preseason chatter⚓ Fleet Week & Seafair behind-the-scenes stories😂 Dad jokes & random tangents galore

This episode is unhinged in the best way possible. Seth and Dak unpack everything from movie marathons and malfunctioning tech setups to surprise concert invites and popcorn-based near-death experiences. It’s chaotic, it’s cozy, and somehow both deeply emotional and completely unserious. Whether they’re reenacting Fantastic Four like it’s Shakespeare or analyzing the spiritual significance of Halloween hand towels in July, this episode is peak Yapaholics energy: heartwarming, hysterical, and just a little bit unwell.Also in this episode:🎤 Seth salutes 60,000 people, freaks out on a jumbotron, and possibly ascends to country music sainthood🧠 A full breakdown of Fantastic Four—yes, with spoilers, and yes, it involves Galactus wanting a baby🏌️ A heartfelt (and maybe unnecessary) review of Happy Gilmore 2 — we don’t know if it’s real, but the vibes are📺 Movie nostalgia, streaming fatigue, and Ryan Trahan’s $11 million fundraiser flex🎃 Fall is coming: Target shelves say yes, our calendars say “girl, it’s July”🎄 Mariah Carey’s slow defrost, Christmas pajama pants, and the case for year-round festive chaos👻 We might rebrand again, launch a new season, or just eat Hot Ones sauce and call it contentTune in for chaotic storytelling, wholesome energy, and proof that summer is ending—but we’re just heating up.#YapaholicsPodcast #PodcastHighlights #FunnyPodcastMoments #FantasticFourReview #HappyGilmore2 #MovieReviewPodcast #RyanTrahanChallenge #CountryConcertVibes #MorganWallenLive #BrooksAndDunn #FallVibes #PumpkinSpiceSeason #ChristmasInJuly #PodcastComedy #PopCulturePodcast #StorytimePodcast #MilitaryPodcast #ConcertStories #NetflixMovieReview #CustomZombiesContent

This episode is a wild ride through travel chaos, TV bingeing, and some health struggles that hit harder than expected. From airport fights to throwing up mid-flight, Seth and Dak unpack the highs and lows of their latest adventures with plenty of humor and real talk.Also in this episode:✈️ Airport drama and a shirt that stole the spotlight🤮 Tales of turbulence and throwing up on a plane (not fun)🐒 San Diego Zoo adventures and hilarious trip highlights📱 Screen time wars — who’s winning and losing?🛬 The story of landing back in Seattle, unexpected twists included🤒 Health journey updates — who’s sick and what’s next?🎸 Coldplay CEO scandal deep dive🥪 Craving Subway but somehow ending up in the hospitalPacked with laughs, travel mishaps, and unfiltered updates, this episode reminds you why life is never boring when you’re living it loud.Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/theyapaholicspodcastLink to Donate to St. Jude's: https://50-states-in-50-days.experience.stjude.org/#TheYapaholics #YapaholicsPodcast #TravelDisasters #AirportStories #ThrowUpChronicles #SanDiegoZoo #SubwayFail #ColdplayScandal #ScreenTimeShame #HospitalTrip #PodcastChaos #UnfilteredPodcast #RealTalkRealSick #StorytimePodcast #PlaneShame #ShirtGotMoreAttentionThanMe #ZoosAndRegret #HotWhileSad #AllINeedWasASub #MileHighMess

This episode is a caffeinated fever dream. We’re talking Prosecco miracles, pantsless podcasting, and burps that defy microphones. The Yapaholics return with stories of being violently anti-tea, rearranging living rooms like Sims characters, and one of the most spiritually fulfilling experiences of all time: pooping on Poopoo Point.Also in this episode: • 🧃 Homemade cherry limeade cocktails & milkshake-induced gas • 💻 New setups, fancy monitors, and the spiritual glow-up of a headphone stand • 🦾 Gear upgrades & mic arm flexes • 🎮 Streaming platform dilemmas: Twitch vs. TikTok • 📱 New phone/contract scammery (but make it a win) • 🛏️ Sleeping for 15 hours straight after Subway annihilation • 🎥 Movie & TV catch-up: Opus, Horrible Bosses, It’s Always Sunny, and the new Superman • 🦈 Shark photography game shows, true crime in London, and forgetting to donate to Ryan Trahan (again) • 🌮 Tacos so good they required cultural permission • 🚽 Waiting in line to poop on a mountain for legacy reasonsIf you’ve ever eaten lettuce and regretted it, argued about monitor height mid-recording, or sought spiritual validation through themed bathrooms, this episode is for you.

We’re back and unhinged as ever. This episode kicks off with a major announcement: The Yapaholics now has a Patreon! We break down our new tiers (yes, one is called “Average Farter”), what kind of bonus content you can expect, and how we’re donating all Patreon proceeds during  ⁨@ryan⁩  Trahan’s fundraiser to St. Jude.Then, things go downhill fast: • 🚽 A dramatic review of Netflix’s Poop Cruise documentary • 🐒 Reopening emotional wounds around Kongus Maximus • 🧃 Homemade Cherry Limeade Rum cocktails and the suspicious yellow drink • 🎥 Movie & TV recs: The Residence, Tires, and Brigsby Bear • 🛰️ Stories of meeting the St. Jude astronaut Haley and billionaire Jared Isaacman • 🛋️ Couch fart physics • 🐻 Bigfoot, Hellcats, and uncomfortable TikToks • 💩 The ethics of pooping in a bag vs. peeing in a cup (we go deep)This episode is part emotional unpacking, part media review, and 100% Yapaholic chaos. Whether you’re sipping Prosecco or dodging cruise ship plumbing failures, this one’s for you.Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/theyapaholicspodcastLink to Donate to St. Jude's: https://50-states-in-50-days.experience.stjude.org/#TheYapaholics #PodcastEpisode #ComedyPodcast #PoopCruise #NetflixReview #CongasMaximus #ProseccoProphets #FartPhysics #StJudeFundraiser #RyanTrahan #BrigsbyBear #MovieTalk #SleepDeprivedHumor #CouchFarts #SpaceXStories #CherryLimeadeRum #YellowDrinkLore #TikTokChaos #PatreonLaunch #PodcastLife #HellcatsAndBigfoot #AverageFarter #UnhingedPodcast #SupportStJude

What starts as an innocent breakfast story quickly unravels into gastrointestinal warfare, philosophical soul-searching, and emotional reflection on lost childhood dreams. This week, the Yapaholics tackle food intolerances, the collapse of OceanGate, and a deep dive into the underrated gem Brigsby Bear. Plus: beer at 11:41am, jazz remixes of explicit songs, and TikTok medical advice.Also in this episode: • 🍳 “Eggs are ruining my life” — a dramatic health update • 🛋️ Couch sleep vs. stiff bed: the spinal health debate • 🥩 Steak and eggs betrayal • 🧽 Cleaning your car in a weighted vest (feat. heatstroke and podcasts) • 📺 Movie & TV breakdowns: Mickey 17, The Minecraft Movie, Copycat, Brigsby Bear, OceanGate: The Lost Sub, Ryan Trahan’s 50 States in 50 Days • 🎬 A raw, heartfelt essay on rediscovery, creativity, and childhood passions • 🎶 A blind reaction to the jazz version of “My Neck, My Back” (yes, really) • 🎮 Markiplier returns to Five Nights at Freddy’s and the internet loses its mindFrom allergy breakdowns to emotional breakthroughs, this episode is unhinged, hilarious, and unexpectedly inspiring.#TheYapaholics #PodcastEpisode #ComedyPodcast #EggIntolerance #HealthJourney #OceanGate #BrigsbyBear #TikTokMedicalAdvice #MyNeckMyBackJazz #UnhingedPodcast #ChildhoodDreams #CreativityCrisis #FoodBetrayal #Markiplier #FNAFReturn #MovieTalk #TVBreakdown #SteakAndEggs #CleaningInAWeightedVest #FunnyPodcast #WeightedVestChallenge #Mickey17 #MinecraftMovie #SpiritualWhiplash

This week on The Yapaholics, sleep deprivation reaches critical levels as Dakota and Seth spiral into discussions about derealization, ASMR brain fog, and the dangers of drawing a square while overtired. From teaching with zero sleep to running on Monsters and gummy worms, this episode is pure Yapaholic chaos.Also in this episode: • 🌀 Dakota turns dissociation into a spiritual gift• 💭 Mood vs. Leaves: a new classroom Jeopardy format emerges • 🎆 Fireworks, pouring rain, and a dog who refuses to pee • 🎤 A live rendition of Escape (The Piña Colada Song) • 👓 New glasses, new energy, same 34 YouTube views • 🍺 Hard cider flavor reviews and blueberry muffin beer fantasies • 🧠 Existential dread, brain fog, and the horror of Price is Right rules at baby showers • 🐶 Should Seth get a dog? (Spoiler: no.) • 🎂 Army birthday cake lore returns • 📺 Weekend watchlist: Kaos on Netflix and YouTube nightlight theory • 🍼 Dakota gets mistaken for being pregnant on Instagram. Again.If you’ve ever tried to teach a class while fully disassociating or been accused of pregnancy because of a bracelet photo, this episode is for you.#TheYapaholics #PodcastEpisode #ComedyPodcast #SleepDeprivedHumor #Derealization #MoodVsLeaves #ASMRBrainFog #PiñaColadaSong #HardCiderReview #BlueberryBeer #FireworksAndRain #BabyShowerDrama #TeachingWhileTired #WeekendUpdate #ArmyBirthdayCake #ShouldISleepOrScream #ExistentialCrisisVibes #FunnyPodcast #StorytimePodcast #GlassesGlowUp #NetflixChaos #GummyWormFuel

This week, the Yapaholics hit the mic with a health journey update that slowly derails into sleep-deprived chaos. Between meal prep debates, Slim Chickens betrayal, and hash browns at 9 PM, the gang finds time to dive into everything from gym routines to gastrointestinal trauma.But the real highlight? A full, unfiltered, and emotional review of Jon Bellion’s new album, “Father Figure.” Expect breakdowns of favorite tracks, lyrical shoutouts, and a reflection on how Bellion somehow knows exactly what we’re going through.Also in this episode: • 🥤 Coke Zero solidarity pact • 📺 Saltburn, Chaos on Netflix, and some incredibly depressing YouTube short films • 🎮 UNO rage, Twitch dreams, and microphone feedback conspiracies • 🏃‍♂️ Late-night runs and Planet Fitness logic puzzles • 🧠 “What if my blood sugar is crashing because I ate a brat?” • 🥪 Sandwiches that hurt more than help • 🥗 A passionate anti-salad rant • 🍟 Free fries = love languageIt’s health talk, music therapy, and absolute nonsense — all in one episode. Listen in and ask yourself: would you say no to a free French fry?#TheYapaholics #PodcastEpisode #ComedyPodcast #JonBellion #FatherFigureReview #HealthJourney #SlimChickens #ShakeShack #CokeZeroGang #MealPrepFails #FreeFries #GymTalk #LateNightRuns #UNOChaos #SleepDeprivedHumor #MusicTherapy #AlbumReview #PodcastLife #StorytimePodcast #TacoBellLogic #SaltburnReview #NetflixChaos #YouTubeShortFilmSpiral #AntiSaladClub

This episode is pure Yapaholic chaos. We’re talking printer jams that turn into musical masterpieces, Dakota’s absolutely unhinged fart confessionals, and the eternal struggle of staying awake while binge-watching BoJack Horseman edits. We’ve also got caffeine-fueled updates (bye Alani, hello Red Bull), deep dives into health journey slay (or fail), and the heartbreak of Snapchat memories that haunt your soul.Also in this episode: • 🎥 Picking the perfect YouTube thumbnail • 📦 Alexa fart battles and smart speaker trauma • 🪴 Trying to stay healthy while we keep inhaling Chipotle • 🏃‍♂️ Running for Zyn (yes, it’s a workout) • 🧠 Casual therapy takeaways: small wins are big wins • 🎶 Music that fuels our workouts and our breakdownsFrom printer meltdowns to therapy breakthroughs (with plenty of farts in between), this episode is one for the Yapaholic archives.🎧 Tap in. Let’s get unhinged.#TheYapaholics #PodcastEpisode #ComedyPodcast #PrinterJams #FartConfessions #SleepDeprivedHumor #CaffeineAddiction #AlexaFartWars #TherapyTalk #TaxProcrastination #HealthJourney #ChipotleCravings #SnapchatMemories #BoJackHorsemanEdits #RedBullFuel #UnhingedPodcast #StorytimePodcast #YouTubeThumbnailWars #CasualChaos

In this unfiltered episode of The Yapaholics, the crew takes a deep dive into the personal trials of seasonal allergies, the trauma of a bad sinus infection, and the endless quest for Sudafed (with cupcakes for breakfast, of course). From sleep deprivation to spiritual musings, this episode is a messy blend of health updates, rants about the price of Netflix, and confessions about why you never skip the trending shows.Highlights include: • 🤧 Allergy meltdowns and sinus infection near-death experiences • 🧁 Breakfast cupcakes because the horror persists, but so do sweet treats • 📺 Black Mirror, British true crime shows, and the ethics of Netflix’s subscription prices • 🎥 A deep dive into the visually mind-bending Netflix series “Adolescence” • 🐅 Tiger King conspiracies and “Southern Fried Lives” doc talk • 🥤 Baja Blast’s polarizing legacy: “Baja Ass or Nah?” • 🎤 The crew dreams of podcast Oscars (the Grammys?) and absolutely refuses to take themselves too seriouslyFrom health crisis confessions to hot takes on the state of streaming platforms, this episode has it all. Grab a tissue, a cupcake, and your inhaler—this one’s a wild ride.#TheYapaholics #PodcastEpisode #ComedyPodcast #AllergySeason #SinusInfectionChronicles #HealthJourney #CupcakesForBreakfast #StreamingWars #NetflixRant #BlackMirrorReview #AdolescenceNetflix #SouthernFriedLives #DocumentaryLovers #BajaBlastDebate #TigerKingDrama #SpiritualMusings #PopCulturePodcast #UnfilteredChats

The saga continues. This week, the Yapaholics plunge back into the dairy-fueled drama of Kongus Maximus—a probiotic-enhanced gorilla hell-bent on revenge after the Battle of Dairy Hill. What starts as a goofy story turns into a full-scale war epic, complete with ricotta cannons, molten queso mechsuits, and a love story nobody saw coming.Also in this unhinged episode: • 🧀 A gorilla delivers a romantic poem about string cheese • 🐝 Bee speed anxiety and wasp vendettas • 🦞 Crawfish ethics: do they feel pain when boiled? • 🐜 How many fire ants would it take to kill someone? • 🧠 Birth control side effects + a raw look at military mental health care • 🤧 Health journey setbacks, migraines, and sick day guilt • 💪 “Do it for Kongus” becomes the new gym mottoFrom gorilla warfare to gorilla romance, to real talk on medical frustration, this one swings from absurd to heartfelt and back again. Oh, and someone may or may not be courting a gorilla.🎧 Tune in. It’s string cheese or bust.#TheYapaholics #PodcastEpisode #ComedyPodcast #StorytimePodcast #CongasMaximus #BattleOfDairyHill #LactoseAwakens #CheeseWars #StringCheeseDebate #Tillamook #AIStories #ChatGPTSaga #SleepDeprivedHumor #BeeAnxiety #FireAntFacts #MilitaryMentalHealth #HealthJourney #ProbioticGorilla #DairyLore #GorillaPoetry #UnhingedPodcast #CrawfishEthics #MigraineStruggles #BirthControlSideEffects

In this week's episode, Dak and Seth talk about everything they have watched recently. Seth gives his spoiler filled opinion on Thunderbolts*. They tell all about their recent adventures, including a trip to the Tillamook Creamery (trust me, that's important). They also discuss the age old question, who would win 100 men or a gorilla? #100menvs1gorilla #thunderbolts #tillamook #podcast

In this absolutely unfiltered episode, Seth tries a suspicious green Poppy drink, we review questionable movie picks, and take multiple poop breaks mid-recording (yes, it’s that kind of episode). We unpack a live reaction to “Alpine Blast” soda, dive into the Easter vibes with a reading from the Gospel of Mark, and then ask: was Jesus gaslighting us? (No. But maybe???)Also in this ep: • 🍿 Choking on popcorn & pretending to be family with strangers at Hamilton • 🚽 A detailed bathroom saga that may or may not involve Fruity Pebble-scented urinal cakes • 🎬 Reviews of Glass Onion, Wolf Man (2024?), Invisible Man, Midsommar, and that wild Daredevil finale moment • 💀 Twinkie-induced gastrointestinal trauma • 💻 Minecraft cinematic universe • 📸 Cursed poop pics in the group chatPlus, someone might be applying to be an officer… but like, TBD. And seriously—when is Season 3??

EP #024 "STEVE'S LAVA CHICKEN"This week’s episode is jam-packed with everything and absolutely nothing. We’re talking dystopian signs of AI rising, hypnopompic hallucinations, and the very serious question… Did Seth file his taxes?? We also dive into Black Mirror brain rot, the Djo album, warfare movie critiques, and The Pitt finale (rip). Plus, shoutout to all the autistic YouTube channels helping us sleep.We cover: • 🎭 Hamilton opinions no one asked for • 🥾 A hike happened • 🏕️ Camping dreams (not yet reality) • 💪 Health journey slay — gym, meals, and mental resets • 🧠 Dak’s therapy arc (therapist still tuning in, hi!) • 🫡 Applying to be an officer… maybe? • 💨 Fart confession (sorry not sorry) • 📈 PAY INCREASE BABY • 😶‍🌫️ Still no taxes filed, but it’s fine • 🧊 La-la-la-lava ch-ch-ch-chicken • ⚾ Mariners game recap • 🌧️ Weather complaintsSeason 3 is coming… eventually. Maybe. Probably. IDK. Just press play.

In this week's episode of the Yapaholics, Dak and Seth continue to catch up after a long two week period. Seth hasn't done his taxes yet and we tell some convoluted stories! All of this week's episode of The Yapaholics.

In this week's episode of The Yapaholics podcast, Seth tells all about the weird sounds he heard from above his apartment. Dak and Seth also discuss a variety of topics from music to neck pain. All this and more on The Yapaholics Podcast.

"It's Giving Duggar" | The Yapaholics Podcast 🎙️This episode has it all—embarrassing gym moments, failed food choices, chaotic road trips, and deep thoughts on why you should own physical media. Oh, and we may or may not have started some TikTok drama.✨ What We Cover:☀️ Tanning bed disaster—why did no one explain how they work?🌯 Burrito betrayal—when your order goes horribly wrong📀 Why owning physical media is more important than ever🏋️ Gym memberships, squatting fails & Planet Fitness adventures🚗 A last-minute 10-hour road trip—bad idea or character-building?🎶 Kings Kaleidoscope albums disappearing from Spotify??📺 The most chaotic wax museum trip ever💬 Drop a comment: • Have you ever had a tanning bed fail? • What’s the worst thing you’ve ever accidentally ordered at a restaurant? • Do you think streaming services are killing physical media?📢 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic convos, hot takes, and slightly questionable life choices.#TheYapaholics #Podcast #TanningFails #RoadTripChaos #PhysicalMedia #WaxMuseumWeirdness #BurritoRegrets

"I Bought It On TikTok" | The Yapaholics Podcast 🎙️This week, things take a turn as a special guest (my sister!) joins the madness. From debating shopping habits to sharing our latest TV obsessions, this episode is packed with hot takes, weird stories, and questionable life decisions. Plus, who knew getting an oil change could turn into a whole event?✨ What We Cover:🛒 The TikTok shop purchase that might’ve been a mistake📺 The White Lotus & The Rookie—which one is actually good?🚗 Getting an oil change… and possibly getting scammed?🍽️ The quest for the perfect cheese sauce continues✈️ A chaotic last-minute trip to Montana💀 That one TV episode that scarred us for life🥪 The ultimate debate: canned biscuits vs. frozen biscuits💬 Drop a comment: • Have you ever ordered something sketchy from TikTok Shop? • What’s the most stressful travel experience you’ve had? • Canned biscuits or frozen biscuits—which is superior?📢 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic convos, unfiltered sibling debates, and deep dives into the absurdities of life.#TheYapaholics #Podcast #TikTokShop #TheWhiteLotus #ShoppingAddiction #MontanaAdventures #CheeseSauceQuest

This episode is packed with chaotic sleep schedules, childhood nostalgia, and some truly cursed Reddit stories—buckle up. From debating the legitimacy of Peeps as a snack to struggling through finals week, we cover it all. Plus, why do middle schoolers think messing with strangers is funny?✨ What We Cover:📚 Pulling an all-nighter for finals (bad idea)🌙 Daylight savings confusion—why do we still do this?🍬 Defending Peeps against the haters🎬 Heretic review—A24 delivers another weird one🦷 The mystery of the “Sweet Treat Guy” on Instagram😵 The wildest Reddit story we’ve ever heard (involves butter… don’t ask)👦 Middle schoolers tried to gaslight us—why??💬 Drop a comment: • Are Peeps good or are we just nostalgic? • What’s the worst all-nighter experience you’ve had? • Have you ever been randomly trolled by kids in public?📢 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more unfiltered chaos, deep convos, and questionable food takes.#TheYapaholics #Podcast #FinalsWeek #DaylightSavings #RedditStories #Peeps #HereticMovieReview

This episode is packed with Costco-induced rage, spine-chilling documentaries, and questionable food takes—you already know it’s going to be a ride. From battling aggressive shoppers to debating whether Costco hot dogs are actually good, we left no stone unturned.✨ What We Cover:🛒 Surviving Costco on a weekend (spoiler: it’s a war zone)🌭 The great Costco hot dog debate—underrated or just edible?📦 Amazon impulse buys we don’t remember ordering📺 Wildest documentaries we’ve watched lately (Duggar family secrets? Child cults? It gets DARK.)🎬 1923 recap—why is this show so intense??🧾 Tax season struggles—can we just not?💬 Drop a comment: • Do you think Costco hot dogs are actually good, or is it just the hunger talking? • What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever bought online at 2 AM? • Have you seen any of these insane documentaries? Let’s discuss.📢 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic convos, impulsive purchases, and semi-educated hot takes.#TheYapaholics #Podcast #Costco #HotDogs #MovieReview #WeirdDocumentaries #ShoppingFails

We're back with wild stories, chaotic movie reviews, and some truly bizarre public interactions—because of course. From coughing up questionable mucus to a gas station employee way too invested in our dating lives, this episode is a rollercoaster.✨ What We Cover:🤧 The struggle of being sick for weeks⏳ Our missing podcast episode—blame the tech gremlins🎬 Captain America review: Was it worth the hype? (Spoiler: Meh.)⛽ The weirdest gas station interaction of all time🛠️ The pain of assembling furniture when you’d rather be dead🖥️ Upgrading TVs and rearranging life itself😢 The TV show moment that actually made us cry

"Mom, I Frew Up" | The Yapaholics Podcast 🎙️This week's episode is packed with wild travel stories, unexpected nightmares, movie reviews, and existential crises—just another weekend for us. We talk about surviving long-haul flights (with some unfortunate motion sickness), weird dreams, and our thoughts on the new Twisters movie. Also, why does Saltburn still haunt us?✨ Topics We Cover:🍾 Turning water into Prosecco?✈️ Vomiting on a plane—how to do it with style (or not).😨 The nightmare marathon: zombies, beetles, and existential dread.🎬 Twisters movie review—was it actually good?🛩️ The eerie thought about the D.C. plane crash no one’s talking about.📺 Rewatching Rick and Morty & OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.💬 Drop a comment:Have you ever had a nightmare that felt too real?What’s your worst travel experience?Should we watch Midsommar next?📢 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaos, deep convos, and unfiltered yap sessions!----------------------Support Us:https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupportSend Us a Voice Note:https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoiceFollow us on:Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodX: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonxOur Website:https://linktr.ee/ProbablyDrinkingProsecco#TheYapaholics #Podcast #TravelStories #Nightmares #RickAndMorty #OJSimpson #MovieReview

In this week's episode of The Yapaholics, Dak reviews the infamous Slim Chickens and gives her vote on if it is better than Raisin Canes. Seth also pulls out a script he wrote a few years ago and the two hosts act it out. All this and more in this week's episode of The Yapaholics. ---------------------- Support Us:https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note:https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website: https://linktr.ee/ProbablyDrinkingProsseco

In this week's episode of The Yapaholics Podcast, Seth and Dak discuss books they've been reading, things they've watched, Dak's dog's diet, Seth's Hawaii trip and much much more! ---------------------- Support Us:https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note:https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website: https://linktr.ee/ProbablyDrinkingProsseco

In this week's episode of The Yapaholics, Dak and Seth discuss what's in and what's out for 2025, poop, and bear with us. All this and more on this week's episode of The Yapaholics Podcast. ---------------------- Support Us:https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note:https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website: https://linktr.ee/ProbablyDrinkingProsseco

In this week's episode of The Yapaholics, Dak and Seth talk about their Christmas vacations, what they've been watching and Seth finally gets closure on his situation with producer Maxwell Gaver. ---------------------- Support Us:https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note:https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website: https://linktr.ee/ProbablyDrinkingProsecco

In this week's episode of The Yapaholics, Dak and Seth talk about a garbage disposal issue, dreams, and laugh at a few vines. All this and more on the newest episode of the Yapaholics. ---------------------- Support Us:https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note:https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website: https://linktr.ee/ProbablyDrinkingProsecco

In this week's episode of The Yapaholics, Dak and Seth talk about Christmas traditions, Seth's moving journey and new apartment, and so much more! Lots of laughs and disgusting snacks in this week's episode of The Yapaholics! ---------------------- Support Us:https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note:https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website: https://linktr.ee/ProbablyDrinkingProsecco

TOGETHER AT LAST! Seth traveled to Maryland to spend friendsgiving with Dak and Joey. Joey unfortunately was doing laundry so we subbed in Justin as our special guest for this Thanksgiving Special. Grab you leftover turkey and tune into this week's episode of The Yapaholics. ---------------------- Support Us:https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note:https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website: https://linktr.ee/ProbablyDrinkingProsecco

In this week's episode of The Yapaholics, Dak and Seth talk about stolen packages, the upcoming Thanksgiving special, Christmas time, and more dreams about car crashes! All this and more on this episode of The Yapaholics! ---------------------- Support Us:https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note:https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website: https://linktr.ee/ProbablyDrinkingProsecco

In this week's episode of The Yapaholics, Dak and Seth tell all about their eventful weekend last weekend. Wild Marine Corps Ball stories, a Veterans Day parade, and Christmas galore, all this and more on The Yapaholics! ---------------------- Support Us:https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note:https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website: https://linktr.ee/ProbablyDrinkingProsecco

In this week's episode, Seth tells the story of how he was shot this weekend, his dreams recently and what they mean. Seth and Dak also do a remix of the demo provided to Seth by Max. All this and more in this weeks hilarious episode of The Yapaholics. ---------------------- Support Us:https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note:https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website:https://linktr.ee/ProbablyDrinkingProsecco

In this week's episode of The Yapaholics, Seth and Dak discuss what's new in their lives, the new Joker movie, the beauty of sleep, and seasonal sadness. Oh, and Seth had just woke up. No morning people allowed. ---------------------- Support Us: https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note: https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website:https://linktr.ee/ProbablyDrinkingProsecco

In this week's episode of The Yapaholics Podcast, Seth and Dak enjoy some brunch together while talking about Lord Of the Rings, going to counseling, seasonal affective disorder and much more! Enjoy this special Columbus/Indigenous People's day special! GET THIS EPISODE TO 100 VIEWS ON YOUTUBE AND WE WILL RELEASE A SPECIAL VIDEO ABOUT DAK! ---------------------- Support Us: https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note: https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website:https://linktr.ee/ProbablyDrinkingProsecco

In this week's episode of Yapaholics, Dak and Seth discuss a wide range of topics, while being slightly tipsy. From Fortnite, to name meanings, and even the pain of bed rotting, we've got you covered. All this and more on Yapaholics. ---------------------- Support Us: https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note: https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website:https://linktr.ee/ProbablyDrinkingProsecco

We rebranded???? You heard that right! Formerly known as "Probably Drinking Prosecco", The Yapaholics combines your favorite two hosts for a fantastic show. In this episode we talk all about the rebranding, Seth gives an update on the Max situation and we delve into everything fall. Thank you for your continued support! ---------------------- Support Us: https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note: https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website:https://linktr.ee/ProbablyDrinkingProsecco

The season two finale marks the end of an era. Lots of fun and conversations in this episode! Probably Drinking Prosecco will return........ Probably ---------------------- Support Us: https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note: https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website:https://linktr.ee/ProbablyDrinkingProsecco

In this week's episode of Probably Drinking Prosecco, Seth has HUGE Kanye news, we almost died (?) and Seth finally tries the smiley fruit snacks. ---------------------- Support Us: https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note: https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Probably Drinking Prosecco | Twitter, Instagram, TikTok | Linktree⁠⁠⁠

Dak and Seth are exhausted. Watch them ramble and maybe Seth talks about an accident he was in! All this and more in this week's episode of Probably Drinking Prosecco!! ---------------------- Support Us: https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note: https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Probably Drinking Prosecco | Twitter, Instagram, TikTok | Linktree⁠⁠⁠

In this weeks episode of Probably Drinking Prosecco, Seth and Dak release their longest episode yet. With a wide range of topics from fall to Kanye and even deep questions. You won't want to miss this extra special and extra (r) long episode! ---------------------- Support Us: https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note: https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Probably Drinking Prosecco | Twitter, Instagram, TikTok | Linktree⁠⁠

*VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED* In this episode of Probably Drinking Prosecco, Seth and Dak discuss Childish Gambino's newest album, horror movies, the comfort of Bluey, Joe's pull-out game, and what the year 1890 looked like. (Warning: This episode contains a jumpscare. You've been warned.) ---------------------- Support Us: https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note: https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Probably Drinking Prosecco | Twitter, Instagram, TikTok | Linktree⁠

What? Seth has Prosecco again?? And cookie dough?? In this episode, Seth and Dak talk about their most irrational fears, Seth's recent concert experience and if it's almost time to bring back Christmas music in your playlist. All this AND MORE!! (we are aware of the issue with Seth's video and we apologize for the inconvenience) ---------------------- Support Us: https://tinyurl.com/pdpsupport Send Us a Voice Note: https://tinyurl.com/pdpvoice Follow us on: Instagram: http://tinyurl.com/pdppod X: http://tinyurl.com/pdppodonx Our Website:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Probably Drinking Prosecco | Twitter, Instagram, TikTok | Linktree