Today's Topic

Is the "dream job" dead, or did AI just turn it into nine "bullshit jobs" held by one person? This week, the Pitbull and the Honey Badger explore the future of the economy, where workers use AI clones to attend meetings while they secretly journal in the Sahara. The conversation takes a sharp turn into the "White Castle High," the toxic nature of Reddit's Google deal, and why the future of income is just selling expensive "confidence" courses to lonely men.Highlights:The 9-Job Human: How to collect nine paychecks simultaneously by letting AI do 90% of the heavy lifting.The Reddit/Google Deal: Why Reddit is surviving solely as a training ground for AI, regardless of how toxic the subreddits get.White Castle Slander: A deep dive into why anyone eats "wet burgers" and the addictive nature of the MSG-laden "White Castle High".KFC in Asia vs. US: Why some brands thrive abroad while "rotting" in America.The Grifter Economy: Analyzing the weird world of "pickup artists" and social media gurus who sell courses on how to be confident.The Awkward Hug: Re-living the absolute cringe of a "pickup artist" who makes men hug random women in public as "exercise".

What is the difference between a badger and a honey badger? This week, we dive into the biology of the honey badger (aka Mellivora capensis), specifically focusing on their unique "eversible anal pouch". From there, the conversation derails into an appreciation of Chris Tucker's career, the evolution of the "buddy cop" genre, and the absurdity of the sci-fi movie Species.Highlights:Honey Badger Biology: We learn what a honey badger really is and why their reversible anal pouch is their greatest weapon.The Chris Tucker Phenomenon: Why Chris Tucker is a legend, his massive payday for the Rush Hour sequels, and why he stopped making movies.Sci-Fi Absurdity: The ridiculous plot of the 1995 movie Species and how it compares to The Fifth Element.Buddy Cop Tropes: A discussion on the evolution of the detective duo trope, from Sherlock Holmes to Lethal Weapon.

Is loving the sound of your own podcast voice the exact same thing as loving the smell of your own farts? This week, we pull back the curtain on how the podcast sausage is made, debate the biological warfare of a healthy gut, and somehow pivot into deep lore about The Wind in the Willows.Highlights:The Voice vs. Fart Ratio: Why recording a podcast and smelling your own gas are psychologically identical.Hot Yoga Dominance: Why ripping a biologically optimized kale-and-probiotic fart in a heated room is the ultimate test of human society.The Mr. Toad Pivot: How anthropomorphic animals riding horses in children's books triggered an existential crisis.Making the Sausage: The guys threaten to release raw, unedited morning bathroom audio and refuse to apologize for their inside-baseball podcasting.Probiotic Maxxing: Why the healthiest people actually produce the most weaponized odors.

In this episode we are cooling down with a rapid-ish-fire brainstorm of the best pet names of all time. No AI, no algorithms—just humans and a list of names. If you're stressing over what to name your new dog, cat, pet, let us take the grind out of it for you.Highlights:The "Old Human" Name Revival: Why bringing back names like Gladys, Gertrude, Elmer, and Clarence is the ultimate move for your new dog.The Pantry Strategy: The simple joy of food and object names, from "Snack" and "Marshmallow" to "Napkin" and "Power Cable".Cross-Species Chaos: Why naming your dog "Bear" or "Raccoon" is a choice.Banning the Bots: Rejecting the Gippity in favor of using real human calories to generate pet names.The Three Stooges: Bouncing around classic trio names like Larry, Curly, and Mo.

Episode Summary: In today's episode, we explore the quirky, complex, and sometimes messy world of pet ownership. From the ethical dilemmas of pet training to the unexpected realities of living with exotic creatures, no stone (or stick) is left unturned.What's in This Episode:How Many Pets? Is the number zero, or are we just scratching the surface of animal ownership?The Difference Between Children and Pets: Why taking care of a human child might be easier than a pet store find.Shitty Neighbors and Dog Poop: A candid look at the challenges of living near pet owners who don't follow the rules.Farm Animals as Pets: Can you really have a cow in New York City?The Tiger King and Ace Ventura: From professional arrangements to effortless pet ownership, the legends of the pet world mentioned.

In this episode we take a deep dive into the "Zeitgeist" (or "Time Ghost") of internet culture: the meme. From the early days of static images with white text to the cutting-edge world of AI-generated lore, this episode explores how we share ideas, jokes, and culture in the digital age.What's in This Episode:The "Zeitgeist": Why a big vocabulary makes you sound educated (even without a degree).Meme Technology: How we moved from Imgur's "cringe" static images to short-form video and high-quality edits.Historical Viral Moments: A look back at the original "dancing baby," "Pone," and "Leet Speak."The AI Frontier: How "Mad Labs" are using AI to create entire fake video games and lore.Global Dominance: Why the Olympics—from Australian breakdancers to Turkish sharpshooters—is the ultimate meme-generating machine.The Future of Culture: From cave drawings to memes being beamed directly into our brains.

Episode OverviewIn this episode, we talk about the "Big Three" of Human existence. We disregard careers, relationships, and hobbies to focus on eating garbage, sleeping, and the sheer euphoria of a good bathroom break. Plus, we explore the reality of an aging gut.Key Discussion PointsThe "Big Three" Fundamentals: Why eating, sleeping, and taking a dump are the only things that truly matter. Why do we spend our entire lives trying to get back to doing what we did as babies?The Old Person Diet: Why retirement is basically just giving up and surviving on Little Debbie cupcakes, Tootsie Rolls, and candy corn until the end.The Colostomy Bag Dilemma: A deeply unnecessary and visceral debate about whether having a colostomy bag is a tragic medical condition or the ultimate life hack for skipping the toilet. Why is a satisfying trip to the porcelain throne is the only true victory left in adulthood?

In this episode, one of us attempts to diagnose 3D-prints as the physical version of AI "slop." We explore how Etsy has devolved into an unregulated gray market flooded with articulated dragons, Bob the sponge holders, and people literally selling prayers.The 3D-Printed Slop Economy: How affordable 3D printers have created a physical equivalent to AI brain-rot, flooding the world with cheap, mass-produced plastic artifacts.Laundering Copyrights: We question the legality of selling bootleg K-Pop Demon Hunters and "Bob the Sponge" holders, and why no one is stopping it. How tweaking a 3D print file by 5% is basically the physical version of Jack Black slightly bending a note to avoid copyright infringement.Purchasable Prayers: A look back at the bizarre era of Etsy where the platform pivoted from handmade jewelry to people selling on-demand prayers and magic spells.

Episode OverviewIn this episode, we tackle the "whimsical hallucinations" of human history and rank the best and worst mythical creatures. We dive into why humans would rather invent a Pegasus than face a boring day tilling the fields and explore how ancient "propaganda" turned greedy landlords into blood-sucking Vampires. From the maritime terror of the Kraken to the local legend of a ghost dog named Stiffy Green, we explore the "old man hobby" pipeline of the supernatural.Key Discussion PointsThe Phoenix Obsession: Why the cycle of rebirth makes the Phoenix the undisputed GOAT of the imagination.Harry Potter Lore vs. Actual Myth: How much of our modern understanding of beasts is just residual memories of 2000s cinema?.The Centaur Theory: Were Centaurs just the result of a confused peasant seeing a Mongolian horseman for the first time?.Whale Blubber & Fossil Fuels: A brief tangent on how we used to power the world with "Chef's Kiss" quality blubber before dinosaurs took over.The Legend of Stiffy Green: The heartwarming and slightly terrifying story of the dog who waited in a mausoleum until he became a local ghost legend.The "Scaly Magpie" Problem: Why Dragons are objectively cool but suffering from a serious "overuse" problem in modern media.Vampires vs. Fairies: A deep dive into why Vampires are overcompensating "dead guys" who can't compete with the raw "pixie dust" energy of Fairies.Vampires as Propaganda: Why the myth of the blood-sucking aristocrat might have just been the earliest form of "Eat the Rich".

Episode OverviewWhy is making friends as an adult so much harder than drawing a name out of a hat in elementary school? In this episode, we tackle the awkward evolution of human connection. We discuss the "friend-centric" magic of meeting people at the mechanic’s shop, why Discord is the new neighborhood porch, and how becoming a heavy chain-smoker just to get a 15-minute break from the corporate world may just make you seen as the most productive person on the team.Key Discussion PointsThe "Mechanic Shop" Friend: How some people have the superpower to make best friends in a waiting room while the rest of us stare at our phones.The Discord Diaspora: Is the internet the ultimate avenue for "semi-adults" to find community, or just a way to maintain friendships that have withered on the vine?The Corporate Smoke Break: Why "non-smokers" are at a disadvantage in the workplace and the social productivity of the smoke pit.The Pen Pal Nostalgia: Reflecting on the 12-year relationships that started with a teacher forcing you to write a letter to a stranger.The "Old Man Hobby" Pipeline: How adult friendships eventually whittle down into 3D printing weird stuff in a she-shed.

Episode SummaryIn this episode, we talk about the post-Black Friday tradition of rolling into Lowe's and "old-manning" about the prices. While the youth are out "gooning," we are staring down 8-foot artificial Christmas trees that cost over $600. To put that inflation into perspective, a brand-new replacement microwave only cost $379. We dive into the absurdity of retail pricing, signs of a recession, and our foolproof plan to let AI write our next book.What We CoveredOld Manning at Lowe's: Swapping out the young person's "gooning" for the much more mature "going to Lowe's and complaining about prices".The Microwave vs. The Tree: Discovering that an 8-foot artificial Christmas tree ($600+) costs nearly twice as much as a brand-new microwave ($379).Bootleg Trees: Brainstorming a basement sweatshop to undercut the artificial Christmas tree market.The Dollar Store Index: Why a sudden spike in Dollar General and Dollar Tree construction in your area is the ultimate indicator of a recession.Parking Lot Grifters: The guys playing guitar at Target parking lots and the inspiration for a new book: "A Guide on How to Be Broke from Someone Who's Never Been That Broke".Choking a Goose: A quick tangent on Ebenezer Scrooge, Christmas Carols, and getting a goose for free.Letting AI Do All the Work: Our new strategy to become thought leaders, authors, and artists by making "nanobots" and AI write all of our content while we put in zero effort.

Episode Description: In this episode, we dive into the ego-bruising world of adult sports leagues, from the "mercy rule" misery of kickball to the hyper-competitive meta-gaming of social deduction. We discuss why sometimes the most "alpha" move you can make is purposefully whiffing a pickleball shot just to keep the vibes alive. Join us as we explore why nerfing your own skills is the only way to actually enjoy the "Diamond League" of adulthood without becoming the person everyone hates at the local park.Key highlights:The Dodgeball Pros: Why playing against people with 10,000 hours of practice ruins the amateur spirit.The "Skill Tax": Proposing a system to stop "stacked" teams from bullying the beer-spritzer league.Social Deduction Snobbery: Why turning "Werewolf" into a logic puzzle sucks the soul out of lying to your friends.The Strategic Whiff: A masterclass in "nerfing" yourself to ensure your friends (and your dad) actually want to play with you again.

Episode SummaryIn a world where a protein bar costs $2 and a six-figure salary feels like the new "middle class," the guys get into the absurdity of modern inflation. From memories of 89-cent gas to a heated debate over whether you can actually mow a lawn with your own strength and some metal, this episode is a survival guide for the "Extremely Broke," as told by two rich ass white guys. We’re talking home-baked bread, animal fat soap, and why you should probably start saving your pennies, even if the government stopped making them months ago.Key Discussion PointsThe Microplastic Lifestyle: Why are they in our muscles? Why are they in our testicles? A lighthearted look at our inevitable transformation into "Plastic Man."The Economics of Gum: Swallowing gum to maximize every calorie. If it stays in your stomach for seven years, that’s just a long-term nutritional investment, right?The "New" Six Figures: Discussing how $100k isn't what it used to be and why we need to "regress" to survive.The "Extremely Broke" Survival Guide: * Stop buying "finished goods" like Wonder Bread and Bologna.The art of making bread from scratch for actual pennies.Shaving with a straight razor and bar soap to avoid the $4 "small can" of Barbasol.The Great Lawn Mower Debate: A legendary showdown between manual rotary mowers and the "unstoppable" thick grass of the American suburbs.Memorable Quotes"I feel like the dollar is the new penny. That’s how bad it’s affected me.""Grass is dumb, I'm smart."

Episode Summary: In today's intimate episode, we dive deep into the porcelain throne's biggest controversy: The Bidet vs. Toilet Paper. What starts as a simple recommendation for personal hygiene quickly devolves into a historical, scientific, and slightly graphic debate on the "proper" way to clean up. From ancient Roman communal sponges to the physics of the "Cobra Strike" dab, no stone (or stick) is left unturned.In This Episode, We Cover:The Bidet Revolution: Why water wins every time.The Smear Campaign: Is dry paper just moving the problem around?.Hygiene History: How ancient civilizations—and ChatGPT—handled the business.The Wet Wipe Dilemma: Why they’re great for you but terrible for your pipes.Personal Techniques: An unnecessary deep dive into the "upper," "downer," and the "dab".

We reflect on why this is officially our "most scuffed" episode yet.

We are tired of the news. We are tired of the "Henny Penny" doom and gloom. We just want good dirt.This week, we discuss why "unbiased" news aggregators might just be echo chambers with extra steps. We also explore how the Printing Press was basically 15th-century Twitter for spreading lies about Marie Antoinette, and why we are all susceptible to AI hoaxes about boys who cry wolf.In this episode:The YouTube Pivot: Why serious war documentaries now start with ads for Raid Shadow Legends and sports betting.Ground News (Not a Sponsor): We tried to find the truth, but the algorithm just got confused by our search history.The French Revolution: Proof that misinformation is older than the internet (and usually involves a guy in a basement making stuff up).The Compost Cure: Why ignoring the world to focus on the nutrient density of your soil is the only valid response to modern life.REFS: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henny_Pennyhttps://ground.news/https://www.epa.gov/recycle/composting-home

Childhood Nostalgia vs. Adult Bias: Reflecting on growing up with Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton on the radio, only to develop a "nationalist" aversion to the genre later in life.Dolly Parton: The Ghostwritten Icon: Discussing how many of Dolly's biggest hits (like 9 to 5) were actually written by pop artists, making her a "twangy" pop star rather than a pure country artist.The Streets of Baltimore: A deep dive into the "fascinatingly sad" themes of country music, from divorce and crime to the literal abandonment of the country for the city.Cross-Pollination: How Blues, Americana, and Bluegrass have merged into a "Nashville specific" scene that perpetuates a very specific American image.The Old Town Road Debate: Why country music struggled to accept the convergence of hip-hop and country, despite their thematic similarities.The Mid-Pod Pivot: Host B makes a hasty exit for a "five-to-seven minute" bathroom break, leaving Host A to reflect on his own "kickback" against the music he was forced to listen to as a kid.

In this final session of 2025, the guys reflect on the "Year of Today’s Topic" and look ahead at what 2026 has in store for humanity, technology, and the moon.Highlights include:Reflecting on 2025: A look back at the first full year of the podcast since its launch in May 2025, which the hosts believe has defined the cultural landscape.The "AI Sauron" Strategy: A debate on the necessity of creating "evil, twisted" AI variants to counter the benevolent AI overlords others are building.The Bunion Breakthrough: A bold medical prediction that CRISPR technology will finally find its true purpose in 2026: eliminating bunions forever.The Newt Gingrich Invitation: Following up on a 1999 promise, the hosts put out an official call for Newt Gingrich to join the show and explain exactly where our moon base is.Moon Base Amoebas: Discussing the low-budget alternative to a human moon colony: launching "American tardigrades" or amoebas into space and calling it a win.Star Wars Rebranding: Why "clankers" is out and "droids" is in, plus an invitation for hate mail from the "one woman" who still likes the franchise.The AI Tamagotchi: Why your 2026 digital pet might be a "mood ring" for your own depression.Disney & Marvel's Future: A prediction that the box office "flopping" will continue through 2026 as the studios struggle to find their footing

In this episode, we "nip it in the poopy bud" to discuss the social etiquette and biological realities of flatulence.The Wake-Up Call: Exploring the realization that aging farts can gain enough decibels to startle loved ones awake.The Maverick Technique: How to fart in a meeting without acknowledging it to effectively gaslight your coworkers.The Love Tent: Navigating the "Dutch Oven" effect under the covers and why it’s a "constant process of tooting and airing out".Dietary Warfare: Using specific foods like onions or beans as a tool for petty retribution in the bedroom.The "Volcano" Danger: Distinguishing between standard gas emissions and the "lava" that can follow an eruption.Dr. Seuss Style: A final word on farting here, there, and everywhere—from the train to the rain.

In this episode, we dive into the looming question of our "golden years." While we briefly considered a pivot to an entire episode on the acoustics of a "trumpet fart," we eventually settled on the financial and existential dread of retirement.Highlights include:The Millennial/Gen Z Reality: Why many assume the world will blow up before they ever see a social security check.The "Neighborhood Dog" Philosophy: Reframing retirement as becoming the 19-year-old archaic dog that the entire community feeds scraps to just to keep it going for one more day.The 100-Kid 401k: Is having enough children to ensure one becomes a millionaire a more "rider or die" plan than the stock market?Shantrell-la: A retirement fantasy involving memory loss, a caring adult child, and the daily surprise reveal of being filthy rich.The Spite Factor: Why some people work until the end just to put "nasty-gram" flyers on windshields in the Walmart parking lot.The $3 Million Math: Attempting to ballpark the cost of living for 30 years post-career, ranging from luxury Malibu models to living in a literal boxcar.

Summary:In this episode, we go where no "serious" podcast should: the philosophy of the "Spank Bank." What starts as a high-brow attempt to link Plato’s Allegory of the Cave to pornography quickly devolves into a hilarious confession of male insecurity and confusion. We discuss the "fortress under siege" that is the teenage male brain, admit our total ignorance of the female experience, and prove once and for all that we have no idea what we're talking about. Come for the shadow puppets, stay for the awkward panic. It’s an unscripted, unfiltered, and deeply sweaty look at the "bro science" of desire—featuring a mansplaination of the female anatomy with 0% accuracy and 100% confidence. Please correct us.Key Topics:The Disclaimer: Why we are sweating before we even start.The Philosophy of Smut: Was Plato's Allegory of the Cave just the first instance of "nerd porn"?Imagination vs. Reality: The lost art of the "Spank Bank" vs. the internet age.Confessions: The weirdest places we've ever "auditioned the hand puppets" (featuring: a friend's house and a high school bathroom).The Gender Gaps are Real.Memorable Quotes:"The first porn was some guy looked at some bushes and thought they looked like titties.""I'm very nervous, I'm sweating.""Your fortress is being besieged."

From the Satanic Panic of the 90s to the thirst traps of Baldur’s Gate 3, we are diving deep into Dungeons & Dragons. In this episode, we debate whether D&D is actually just a math class in disguise or a legitimate cure for dyslexia. We also discuss why "Frog Women" are hot, why adults can never schedule a session, and how vector calculus ruined our childhoods. Plus, we pitch a billion-dollar idea for a VR D&D game where you can throw virtual pennies at your friends.

A spirited and philosophical discussion on the evolving nature of human relationships in the age of artificial intelligence. We dive into the controversial concept of an "AI sidepiece" or "AI girlfriend," exploring whether AI can genuinely fulfill needs for emotional validation, and if so, at what cost to human social skills. The conversation touches on the ease of defaulting to AI interaction, the challenge of real-world vulnerability, and even takes a very human detour into the strange reality of vaping in public and the difficulties of casual conversation. We ask: Are we entering a new, strange emotional economy where authentic connection is less practiced and more feared?

Are you an "empty bowl" person or a monster who dumps leftover milk in the sink? In this episode we tackle the most important breakfast debate of our time: cereal. We trace its bizarre evolution from "goat tit in a turtle shell" to the microplastics in leaky 1990s memorabilia. Will anyone survive the Grape-Nuts challenge (aka "eating sadness")? Does anyone remember Fruit Island Cereal? What's your favorite cereal? Tell us all about it by sending us an email to [email protected] or comment on your favorite podcast platform.

In this episode, we talk about getting serious about... well, being serious. Is being serious is simply the absence of emotion and how it differs from being "professional?" We explore the persona of the overly serious individual, who is the one describes a joke as "quite humorous" rather than simply laughing. Does extreme seriousness is often a mask for incompetence or intense social anxiety? Is seriousness a way to just "get through the meeting" without revealing a lack of knowledge? The discussion touches on modern slang like being "locked in". We start with a simple topic but seriously spiral into some funny and surprisingly insightful looks at human behavior.

This is our Halloween episode drop! In an episode that starts with Halloween and mysteriously ends up at the morgue, we talk about our decidedly different approaches to costumes. One is phoning it in as a "drone bee" to his partner's queen, while the other dreams of creating a giant foam replica of his own head. Our conversation quickly becomes a trick-or-treat bag of topics, from the unforgivable sin of handing out candy corn and Tootsie Rolls to fond memories of toilet-papering houses in our youth. The chat ultimately decays into a surprisingly detailed debate on the biological logistics of being Frankenstein's monster, proving that the scariest thing about Halloween isn't ghosts, but a good conversation gone wonderfully off the rails.

a reflection on the upcoming one-year anniversary of Hurricane Helene, the second deadliest in U.S. history, we attempt to understand the lasting devastation in the Southern Appalachian region. The hosts discuss the slow and arduous recovery process, highlighting significant infrastructure damage like the 40 washed-out bridges on the Virginia Creeper Trail and the months-long closure of major roads. The episode underscores the contrast between the brief national news cycle and the long-term reality for affected communities, which continue to rebuild years after a disaster, drawing parallels to the enduring impact of Hurricane Katrina and Harvey.

What does it truly mean to be serious? Is it a complete lack of emotion, or is there more to it? In this episode, we get down to business to explore the concept of seriousness and its modern-day counterpart: professionalism.We debate whether you can be "seriously happy" and if "being professional" is just a corporate rebranding of an old concept. The conversation takes a turn as we analyze the overly serious, almost robotic people we've all worked with. Is their intense demeanor a sign of focus, or is it a veneer to hide social anxiety or the fact that they have no idea what they're doing?Join us for a discussion that covers:The difference between being serious and being professional.How a truly serious person might react to a joke.The concept of being "locked in" and when it's necessary.Why conversations about finances demand a certain level of seriousness.

This one's for the Reginalds of the world. The guys whose lives are so together, they only play "old man games." But what starts as a discussion on niche simulators quickly devolves into a fierce debate: are Toyota Tacomas for dads or for militias?Join us on a journey that winds through a thoughtful meditation on the economics of big trucks and high gas prices, a delightful rabbit hole of firearm fallacies, and culminates in a profound question for our modern age: in a world full of real patios to power wash, why would one choose the simulation over the substance? It’s a conversation that's less of a straight line and more of a beautiful, meandering scenic route. Find your way to our little corner of the internet at https://todaystopic.productions. Also please comment on your favorite podcasting platform or send your comments to [email protected]. We want to know your thoughts. We need to know your thoughts.

We're finally answering the question everyone is afraid to ask: What is "too muscly"? Join us as we drive into our pseudo scientific methods in determining what is considered to be too muscly. What do you think is too muscly? Would you think of someone differently if they said they got this jacked from smoking cigarettes and consuming energy drinks? Is muscularity a turn-on or a turn-off? Do you prefer a different body type other than a jacked human? What is the line between healthy and obsessive? Is being too muscly a body-fat value or does size matter? At what point does "fit" become "too muscly"?Find us on social media @todaystopicproductions on TikTok(although we haven't posted anything yet). Send your comments to [email protected]. We want to know your thoughts. We need to know your thoughts.

On this episode of Today's Topic, we’re tackling a controversial subject: violence. We ask a series of hard-hitting questions:Does our exposure to violent media make it easier to watch?Do you struggle with watching violent sports or movies?Is there a "level of violent coolness" in what we find entertaining?And what about the resurgence of "Gladiator-style" combat in modern media?Join us as we explore our complicated relationship with on-screen and real-life violence and debate if the thirst for "cool" violence is part of human nature.We need your thoughts! Send your comments to [email protected].

We are the Keurig of podcasts. Our words are like little pods of coffee that fill up the landfills of the internet. That is what we do here. The Garbage Patch Kids of podcasts. Shout out to the artist of the Garbage Patch Kids. Please immortal us into Garbage Patch Kids. You are our hero because you get all the details right. Maybe AI products should partner with Fiver where AI provides recommendations rather its AI Slop. That's the AI Hack. Way better than Veo. But what is AI really good for? In this episode of Today's Topic, we're attempting to stay on topic for 15 minutes to discuss the world of AI image generation. We’re exploring the evolution of AI art, the concept of "AI Slop," and whether AI is really just for the "good enough" mindset. Communication issues abound here folks. AI image generation is not perfect but it is WAY better than it was 2 years ago. You all remember that. You all were alive for that right? Maybe there is a baby listening. The new app idea: help us identify all the noises, or maybe just the latern fly. By the way, we are now the East Coast rap gods of podcast. Will that cancel us? Is Kanye ok now? Is bro back on his pills? Could AI show us what Kanye looks like when he is off his pills? Send us your slop. Now. We need your slop so send the slop to [email protected] of find us on TikTok @todaystopicproductions (we're new, so be our first followers!).

Is there a place in this world for a bald woman? We've got archetypes for bald men—the badass, the brainiac, the guy who just grinded too hard—but the rulebook for women seems to be missing.This might be the episode that gets us canceled, but we have to ask: Why does female hair loss feel like a catastrophe? Why are wigs cool for women but a cardinal sin for men? And is the comb over the least cool hair style ever invented?We're pretty sure it's a thousand times harder for a bald woman to exist, and we're ready to fight about it. To every woman navigating hair loss: we're on your side. You belong.Listen now and then tell us we're wrong.Follow Our Journey: We're brand new on TikTok! Be one of our first followers and help us shape the conversation @todaystopicproductions.

This week, we're diving headfirst into the gaming debates you've been having in your head. Is the "obvious path to victory" in Civ 7 a sign of limited strategy, or are we just insane? We're calling out the "illusion of critical thinking" and giving a massive shoutout to No Man's Sky for their epic redemption arc. You all kept at it, and we respect that.Also on the docket:Can a video game actually represent real-world events, or is it always an oversimplification?Are some games designed to let you win, just to give you that winner's high?Did fighting games really kick off the E-Sports phenomenon?The ultimate debate: Is GoldenEye still the FPS G.O.A.T.? We're a bunch of nerds, but we'll take that great headshot every time. 😉Does couch gaming still have a place in this modern, online world?And for the final boss question... which do you prefer as a pastime: edging gardens or playing with yourself online?It's an episode where we mention a lot, share some hot takes, but it's all just for entertainment.Tune in now for the full chaotic discussion!Share your thoughts... We need your thoughts so send your comments to [email protected] of find us on TikTok @todaystopicproductions (we're new, so be our first followers!).

Today's Topic are sleep stories, where we try our best to be your next sleep story. Who listens to brown noise while they sleep? What we know for sure is that you should never trust a person who does sleep stories – or at least, that's what Disney says. You only need three to make a pattern, but are we doing a good job yet? Was Grigori Rasputin a wizard? Does anyone actually use sleep stories to fall asleep? Maybe sleep stories should be used as focused stories – just go to your cave for sleep; you don't sleep in a field (that's where the lions are!). Join us for seven minutes of us keeping it sleepy, like Ron Burgundy. (It was a rough seven minutes.) Maybe we are only good at making Wake Stories. Maybe we can do the Eleven labs thing and make Prince Vegeta Stories, motivating young people to be more in control. Shout out to Eleven Labs and their subscription service – please clone us so we can motivate you while you go pee-pee or poo-poo in the toilet! Listen in as we show our age, figuring out that sleep stories are really just podcasts, or maybe a sleepy podcast. Really, everything is a podcast. Only you can change your beliefs; post it on Facebook. Be cringe. It's the whole point of being digital. We don't know. We are all making it up. Is this the end? Nope just needed to break a potty break.(Pause while one of us talks about how good their poo is. What do you do when you poo? Watch commercials? FailArmy? OzzyManReviews? DailyDoseoftheInternet?) What is even going on here on this episode? Did we help you fall asleep? Keep you focused on your work? Would you watch our YouTube channels? Shoutout to DevLimes. What was our final word anyway? Do you want to be called, 'The Viewer' or 'Friends'?"Find us on social media @todaystopicproductions on TikTok(although we haven't posted anything yet). Send your comments to [email protected]. We want to know your thoughts. We need to know your thoughts.

Oh the thoughts you like think while you mow the lawn. Is the Epstein list still viable? Is everyone who is anyone on that list? Listen in for this special drop for our hot take. Maybe its a L-take. Did Trump win for reasons mentioned? Is Trump our messiah? Were P. Diddy and Epstein closer friends than we know? Is the assessment on the nose or way off? We'll explore the whispered connections, the silence from certain circles, and the broader implications of these unanswered questions. Did political events align with certain narratives? Why does Hollywood seem so quiet? What is the true scope of connections be, from power players to public figures? Tune in for our discussion where we pull no punches about the wealthy and what we, a couple of dummies, think it must be like to speed through life because speeding tickets are for the poor because in the United States $ is freedom... errrr are there some universally evil activities? Is that our the final word this time?Send your comments to [email protected]. We want to know your thoughts. We need to know your thoughts.

Beyond the clickbait title, 'The Tesla Porn Bot and the BD Battle Bot', we begin today's topic with the humanoid bot conversation. Why humans? Why not spiders? Will robots ever learn to pass the butter? Will they gain free will? Consciousness? What if they choose an addiction to cobalt? Will bots become cultural influencers just to afford parts? (Wait, bots need oil... oh no!) And how on earth did we end on a TMNT reference as the final word? Expect banter, tongue-tied moments, a Rocky IV shout-out, and maybe a revelation about who wants a spider bot butler. Tune in to ponder when we think robots will 'do the thing' and get it done. We're exploring robo-psychology where all you can be sure of is we'll say stuff about it, plus what ever our pea heads think is relevant.Send your comments to [email protected]. We want to know your thoughts. We need to know your thoughts.

You can't rake the yard once the sun sets. Do any humans under 30 want to get into agriculture? Do farmers really use agricultural technologies? Does the Pope control the sun? Sometimes today's topic morphs goes from daylight savings to farmers to guns to rural living to meeting the homeless on streets in surburba to grifting callbacks to drumming up cop business to a thought provoking full circle moment at the end. Shout out to the big towns, including Atlanta. We love you! Also shout out to the tiny villages that dot fly over country. You are also and equally amazing. Welcome into our villa of Today's Topic but be sure to read the signs. If you get lost be reach out in the comments or find us at https://todaystopic.productions.

We are talking about Minecraft. Is it the G.O.A.T? Has your grandmother played it yet? Is Steve a better character than Mario?

Are you an Alpha? Who is in your wolf pack? Does this actually exist? Is this label still viable in society today?

Is it bad, is it good, or somewhere between? Did you go blind from being on the internet? Is it a better invention than the wheel?

Are you actively grifting? Are you against the grift? When do you think grifting get its start? Are there any grifting experts? Let us know.

How do you create something new? Do you like new things? Do you know what you are talking about? Have you ever gone on a knowledge quest? Let us know in the comments.

Are humans winning too hard? Is this really just an episode about AI? What do you think about the end of the world? Do you think about the end of world as the end of Us?

Random thoughts about time command your responses. What comes up for you when you think of time? How do you perceive time? Do you believe that CFF as a way to measure the perception of time?

Disney ruined us all. Jolly pirates don't actually exist but what do you think? How did Pirates go from smelly isolated people to a romanticized archetype?

judgement is a tale as old as time but how is it projecting in modern society. oh wait maybe this is just a social media topic. drink every time we say "social media". So don't isolate, interact. Let's chat.

I have this uncle... love ya Unk #iykykWas this an interesting topic? maybe. tell us about it.

This is our first try at recording what we have been doing since we met, talk about stuff we think we understand in this universe. Did we nail it? Let us know.