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Do you think Cadbury Creme Eggs deserve their own food group? Do you want to slap AI for being such a suck-up? Well, we do too, so crank up this one and we'll be grouchy together!

Do you think slow dancing should be banned at house parties? Do you believe fasting is simply procrastinating, so just eat already? Well, we are right there on your logic train, so tune into this one and we'll groove with some snacks together!

Do you think sleeping qualifies as a hobby? Do you feel confident you could outsmart a giant hornet? Well, you sound like our kind of over-achiever, so fire up this episode and we'll rule the world together!

Do boring people know that they're boring? Do pot pies have to always have the consistency of mucus? If these questions are keeping you up at night, text us cause we're up too, and we can listen to this one together!

Do you wish you had a Pumpkin Valet right about now? Do you think eating a large pizza yourself is just another day at the office? Well, we like the cut of your jib, so let this episode rip and we'll burp pepperoni together!

Are you earning a graduate degree in nonsense? Are you afraid of being trapped in an elevator because you're very regular? Well, these are issues we know well, so turn this one up and we'll solve life together!

Do you refuse to admit you snore, even when you know you do? Do you take random drives in your car just to pluck stray facial hairs? Well, we track right there with you, so tune in now and we'll compare notes!

Do you worry about whether to be hot or pretty? Do you always drop your shish kebab mushrooms through the grate? Well, instead of worrying, just crank up this episode and we'll get it all solved for you!

Do you wish rocking chairs would be outlawed? Do you get your science information from Land of the Lost? You seem like the type of rebel we'd like to hang with, so plug in this episode and we'll all act superior together!

Do you need a laugh track for your entire ridiculous life? Do you insist you drink milk shakes just for the calcium? It sounds like you're ready to roll with our crew, so turn this one up and we'll salute your genius together.

Do you forget sometimes that your hoodie has an actual hood? Are you the only person you know watching the reboot of Matlock? Well, you seem like our kind of oddball, so join us for this episode and we'll not give a damn together!

Do you worry that someone's B.O. will follow you are everywhere? Are you pretty sure that a billion dollars will buy inner peace? Well, those are massive questions for us too, so fire up this episode and let's smell rich and happy together!

Do you think dunking in a chocolate fountain makes complete sense? Have you mistaken a wig for a guinea pig? If you answered yes, then you belong right here, so turn it up and we'll be just a little bit different from the other kids together.

Do you love making resolutions just so you can forget them in a week? Are you absolutely convinced that you were destined to ride around in fancy sports cars 24/7? You seem like our kind of overachiever, so tune in now and we'll rule the world together!

Do you wish crudite platters were outlawed? Is your idea of a "dream job" a job without any work involved? You sound like you have a solid grip on what's what, so join us on the pod and we'll laze our way into the New Year together.

Do you think Alaska is the funniest state? Does your bucket list consist of planning to make a bucket list? Sounds like you roll the way we roll, so tune on in to this one and we'll be non-achievers together!

Do you believe the sweetest love language consists of huggin' and tuggin'? Do you believe that a spray tan can ward off evil spirits? If you answered yes to either of these, please join us for this jamboree and we'll be believers together!

Do you wish your toilet would give you a pat on the back sometimes? Are you wondering why anyone bothers baking pumpkin seeds? Well, we're clearly on the same wavelength, so tune in now and we'll get everything shipshape!

Are you trying hard not to buy Halloween candy before October? Do you wish there was a boycott on walnuts in brownies? Well, we feel your stuggles and are here to help, so just turn this one up and all will be right with the world!

Are you wishing you could win free meatballs for life? Do you still struggle to figure out the difference between an ottoman and a hassock? Well, go ahead and put your feet up because we're going to solve these major problems together!

Are you sick of people speaking Pig Latin? Would you roll in poison ivy if it made you rich? If both your answers are yes, then turn this one up because we are right there with you! 

Are you ready to breakdance at the Olympics? Do you have a serious crush on an animated character? Well, there are some people here who say yes to both, so crank up the volume and we'll get weird together!

Do you believe cookie-baking is an Olympic Sport? Are you sure that you'd be a criminal if you could be invisible? Well, sounds like we're peas in your pod so turn this one up and we'll achieve world domination together!

Are you worried about werewolves managing their hair growth? Do believe that semi-colons can be thrown around like candy? Well, we live on the same wild side you do, so buckle up and we'll howl at this episode together!

Did you always wish you were as cool as Duncan Hines was? Have you worn your shoes on the wrong feet all day  and not noticed? Well, your wavelength is our wavelength so fire this one up, and we'll jet ski through life together!

Are you weirded out by adult thumb-sucking? Are you in favor of public wedgie-picking? Well, you're speaking our language, so tuck in to this episode and we'll fix the world together!

Are you tired of angry mobs being angry? Have you dreamed of making ice cubes shoot out your fingers? Well, you are clearly our kind of people, so mix yourself an icy cocktail and turn this one up!

Are you upset that somone invented something called the "Smitten?" Are you ready to outlaw man buns once and for all? We are so right there with you, so snuggle up with us and we'll fix the world together!

Is your dream winter day hibernating in a bear den? Do you worry that senior citizens are just too needy? You have full agreement from this crew, so turn this one up and get cozy now!

Do you pass out when someone burns the popcorn?  Are you nervous that the ghosts in your house don't really like you?  We have the same big issues, so sit on down, and we'll figure 'em out together!

Are you pretty sure you're better at everything than everyone else?  Are you ready to sing and dance in front of your celebrity crush - without shame?  If your answer is yes, the Sidebar is right there with you, so tune in now!

Would you ever put lemon juice on pancakes?  Would you ever rent an airbnb without a toilet plunger?  Yeah, we wouldn't either so turn this one up and we'll all complain together!

The Sidebar goes off the rails getting hooked on candy cigarettes - are they still legal?? Tune in as we salute Martha Stewart, Muskrat Love, and eating popcorn at the movies till it hurts!

Have you ever wondered which is worse - public shame or private horror? Well, this episode answers that question with a deep dive into jaywalking, smelly feet and, um, close relationships with goats.  Get ready to learn things you never wanted to know!

Are you a proud member of the Grimace Generation?  Do you have a fear of hair-pulling ghosts?  Well, you sound like our soulmate, so listen in and we can do some heavy bonding!

Do you worry that your fonts are too aggressive?  Do you use Cold Play to talk about your feelings?  Well, we do too, so tune in and we'll be emo together!

Do you hate trying to get out of an Adirondack chair?  Do you always burn the roof of your mouth eating pizza?  Well, we live those nightmares too, so turn this up and we'll recover together!

Do you think doghouses are a cozy getaway? Would you like to see a cage match between Lizzo and Dolly?  Well, we're as weird as you are, so tune in and we can compare notes!

Do you watch too many bible movies?  Are you worried about an attack from a Komodo Dragon? Well, we get you 100 percent, so come cozy up with us right now!

Are you tired of squaredancing by yourself?  Is Marshmallow Fluff your favorite food group?  Well, sounds like you belong in our club, so come tune in right now!

Do you think wartime trenches might be cozy?  Do you wonder if Cirque du Soleil will ever stop reproducing?  Well, we are trapped with the same questions, so let's fire this one up and get them answered!

Do you get high on the smell of new books?  Do you think stubbing your toe is hilarious?  Well, we do too, so fire this episode up and we'll celebrate our oddness together!

Do you think a mortuary job would be fascinating?  Do you celebate your "half-birthday" - or even know what it is?  Well, we are right there with you, so plug this one in, and let's get chatting!

Did you forget to make the sweet potato casserole and nobody missed it?  Did you receive cleaning supplies as a gift - and wonder if it's an insult?  Well, sounds like you need some stuff figured out, so let us help you.  Crank this one up on high!

Did you misplace your Smart Car recently?  Are you looking forward to being kidnapped by pirates?  Well, we like the cut of your jib, so join us right now!

Is the thought of eating liver not "liver-ating" to you?  Do you have no interest in learning what "chicken grit" is?  Well, take a walk on the wild side and tune in anyway - right now!

Do you wonder how long facial hair can really get?  Are you buying a new outfit for the Papal Conclave?  Well, you're as weird as we are, so turn this one up loud!

Does saying "succulent" make you salivate?  Would you give up chocolate so you can curse at the entire world?  Well, we are right there with you, so tune in immediately!

Do you hide 100-dollar bills in your underwear?  Do you pop cupcakes like they're breath mints?  Well, that's how we celebrate too, so come join the party right now!

Do you think baby talk should be a felony? Do you think checking for ticks is sexy? Well, we sure do, so tune in now and we can all get sexy together!