Two Girls, One Haircut

Kiki finally convinces Jessie to read A Court of Thorns and Roses...and she has questions. In this episode, Jessie and Kiki dive into ACOTAR Book 1 by Sarah J. Maas—and let’s just say...it did NOT go quite how Jessie expected. We came for the smut, stayed for the chaos, and left with strong opinions about masks, magic, and men who refuse to communicate.In this episode we break down:Why Tamlin might be the worstThe real enemies-to-lovers tension (and who it should’ve been)That painfully slow burn (where was the spice?!)The iconic“under the mountain”chaosThe riddle that apparently everyone else figured out—except JessieAnd the moment that has us side-eyeing EVERYTHING going into Book 2Plus, we spiral (naturally) into:Competitive family game traumaGoogle searches we should probably keep privateAnd why one of us would absolutely end up in jailIf you love fantasy books, ACOTAR recaps, booktok chaos, smut debates, and unfiltered sister banter, this episode is for you.Next up: Book2...and we’ve been told everything changes...P.S. In a shocking turn of events, Kiki has bullied—sorry, convinced—Jessie into reading the entire series (yes, really) ahead of the new book dropping this fall...so if you’ve been thinking about re-reading or jumping in, now’s your moment. Join us in the chaos.

We’re back with Behind the Pod (Part 2) — and yes, Josh is still here. After wrapping the main episode, we kept talking… and somehow things got even stranger. Josh dives deeper into UFO theories, religion, presidents knowing secrets, why children may be more open to alien encounters, and how this topic somehow led him into learning ancient Greek. Normal behavior.We also tackle the truly important questions, including:If aliens land tomorrow, who should represent humanity?Why Oprah might be our best option.Are aliens low-key obsessed with us?If humanity joined a hive mind… would it actually be better?Are we descendants of something way older and weirder than we realize?Somewhere along the way we discuss Spielberg, Independence Day, kids telling the truth, cult-level optimism, and why Josh might need his own podcast immediately.If you love funny banter, weird theories, existential rabbit holes, pop culture tangents, and chaotic conversations that somehow become meaningful, this bonus episode is for you.Basically: one man, two girls, and absolutely no brakes.

We’re back with Part 2 of our wildly unqualified but deeply committed alien investigation… and somehow it gets even stranger. If you thought Part 1 was chaotic, buckle up. Josh returns to break down one of the most famous modern UFO sightings — the 2004 USS Nimitz “Tic Tac” incident — and explains why military pilots, radar systems, and Congress all got involved. Casual.We also spiral into:Are aliens future humans coming back to check on us?Why does the government care so much about secrecy?Can people remote view and tap into psychic abilities?Is reality way weirder than we think it is?If aliens offered you a ride… are you going?Somewhere along the way we discuss consciousness, near-death experiences, underwater UFOs, why dogs know when you’re coming home, and the shows/books Josh recommends watching/reading if you are interested in diving deeper into this topic. Josh also shares why all of this actually gives him hope for the future — which honestly feels rare and refreshing these days.If you love UFO theories, conspiracy chats, paranormal rabbit holes, funny podcasts, sibling chaos, and conversations that start with aliens and end with the meaning of life, this episode is for you.And if aliens do land soon… just know Two Girls One Haircut called it first.

We’re back with a Behind the Pod bonus episode. Usually, Jessie and Kiki use these mini episodes to keep the chaos going from whatever happened in the week’s mainepisode… but this week’s bonus drop is a little different. Think: no aliens, no conspiracy theories, no probes… just the usual nonsense.Don’t worry though — we’ll return to our regularly scheduled weirdness next week.This week we tackle the truly important issues, including:Do you shut the bathroom door when you pee at home?Jessie being a cheap ass… respectfully.Why being called bougie is actually a compliment to us.The best line to use when you need to exit any situation that is not meeting expectations.If you love funny sister banter, chaotic conversations, relatable millennial struggles, petty opinions, and absolutely zero structure, this mini episode is for you.Basically: two bougie bitches trying their best.

Two Girls, One UFO: Aliens, Area 51 & Government Cover-ups(Part 1)We have our first guest ever… and of course we used the opportunity to ask the biggest question of our generation: are aliens real?Welcome to Two Girls, One UFO (Part 1) where Jessie, Kiki, and our friend Josh (self-appointed armchair expert on all things extraterrestrial) go completely off the rails talking Roswell, UFO crashes, alien abductions, memory wipes, time travel, government secrets, and why Josh may have converted us by the end of the episode.We also tackle the truly important questions:Would you rather be probed or have your memory wiped?Alien invasion or zombie apocalypse?Team Mulder or Team Scully?If aliens are watching us… are they entertained or concerned?Was Roswell really a weather balloon… or the coverup of the century?Somewhere between serious theories and absolute nonsense, we spiral into Obama comments, government disclosure, underwater aliens, future humans, and somehow…Donald Trump unofficially endorsing the podcast as having “the best pod.” (allegedly)If you love UFO theories, conspiracy chats, paranormal stories, pop culture tangents, funny podcasts, and chaotic sibling energy, this episode is for you.Part 2 drops next week because this conversation got WAY too good to fit in one episode.Trust no one… except maybe us.#aliens #scifi #space #ufo #space

We’re back with a Behind the Pod episode… aka we kept talking when we probably should’ve stopped. This is the unfiltered version where we spiral into pop culture, hot takes, with absolutely no structure.In this episode, we get into:The JFK Jr. & Carolyn Bessette Kennedy love story (and accidental spoilers)Mormon wives, TikTok drama, and reality TV chaosWhy we love a good hate-watch moment And the takes that might get us in troubleWe also touch on being late to trends, internet rabbit holes, and the random little things that add some whimsy to life.Welcome to Two Girls, One Haircut Behind the Pod — where the mics are still on and the conversations go off the rails fast.#kennedy #mormonwives #tiktokdrama #tiktok #CarolynBessetteKennedy

We’re back and… we have thoughts. A lot of them.This episode starts with a few innocent questions and quickly spirals into social anxiety, unpopular opinions, and a full breakdown of why being an adult is actually the hardestthing ever.We’re talking about: The cringey rap video that almost ended the podcast Why making friends as an adult feels impossibleThe 90s-themed party that sent us into a full anxiety spiralSocial norms that make absolutely zero sense (yes, we said what we said)And the personality traits we probably need to unpack in therapySomewhere along the way, we also discuss hating compliments, avoiding attention at all costs, and why one of us may never attend a birthday dinner again.If you’ve ever overthought a social interaction, regretted leaving your house, or questioned literally everything about how society functions… this one’s for you.Welcome back to Two Girls, One Haircut — where the conversations are chaotic, the opinions are questionable, and nothing is off-limits.#makingfriends #adulting #90sthemeparty #partyanxiety #geriatricmillennial

We’re back with a Behind the Pod episode and… we’re still not done talking about spaceAfter recording our Artemis II episode, we realized we had WAY too many unhinged thoughts to keep it together—so here we are. This is the off-the-rails version where we ask the real questions like:·       Would we survive space? (short answer: absolutely not)·       Who’s on our celebrity astronaut crew?·       What songs are we waking astronauts up to??·       And most importantly… what snacks belong in mission control??We get into everything we didn’t say in the main episode—including whether it counts as cheating if you’re on a different planet, and what our “desert island picks” would be for slingshotting around the moon.We also spiral (naturally) into astrology, pink moons, and whether or not Mercury being in retrograde should delay space launches.This episode is less “science” and more: what would happen if two girls were accidentally sent to space and immediately made it everyone else’s problem.#artemisii #space #nasa #moon #spaceexploration #artemismission

NASA is officially heading back to the Moon with Artemis II, the first crewed lunar mission in over 50 years—and naturally, we have thoughts.In this episode, we break down everything you should know about Artemis II (and a lot you probably don’t need to know), including the 10-day mission, the Orion spacecraft, and what it actually means to “slingshot around the moon.” But let’s be real… we’re also asking the important questions like:How do astronauts go to the bathroom in space?What happens when the toilet breaks mid-flight?And why are we sending spiders to space before fully understanding human hair care?!We also dive into:The historic Artemis II crew (first woman + first person of color beyond low Earth orbit)What space smells like (??? terrifying)The reality of living in a flying minivan for 10 daysWild space experiments (hello, spider webs in zero gravity ?!)And a few conspiracy theories that may or may not send you spiralingThis episode is your chaotic, slightly unqualified, but highly entertaining guide to NASA’s Artemis II mission—and why space is both fascinating and absolutely not for us.- If you love space, pop culture, or just two girls trying to process science in real time…this one’s for you.

In this Behind the Pod episode of Two Girls, One Haircut, Jessie and Kiki are pulling back the curtain on what it’s really like to launch a podcast—and let’s just say… it’s notas smooth as it looks. From accidentally sending the podcast to the wrong people to realizing your first trollmight actually be your own dad, this episode is equal parts hilarious and painfully relatable.We’re talking about:What happens when you launch a podcast before it’s fully liveTeaching your parents how to find your show (chaos included)Getting your first reviews, feedback… and unexpected criticismThe awkward reality of promoting your own podcastWhy starting something new feels exciting AND cringe at the same timeWe also get into the behind-the-scenes of:How we’re structuring episodes (weekly drops + Behind the Pod)Pre-recording content and building a backlogEarly audience reactions and what people really sayIf you’ve ever:Started a podcast (or thought about it)Felt embarrassed promoting your own workBeen roasted by your family for trying something newOr just love messy, real-life behind-the-scenes moments…This episode is for you.#startingapodcast #genz #cringeworthy #unexpectedcriticism

In this episode of Two Girls, One Haircut, Jessie and Kiki go from chaotic sister banterto full-on debates about aliens, traditional gender roles, and what Gen-Z really thinks about relationships.What starts with neighborhood drama (including a woman sunbathing with an iguana…yes, really) quickly spirals into bigger conversations:Do we actually believe in aliens?Are “trad wives” making a comeback?Why are Gen-Z views on marriage and gender roles so polarizing?And why does promoting your own podcast feel so cringe?We also get into:The viral study claiming Gen Z men think wives should obey their husbandsWhether data and research can be trusted (Jessie goes full public health mode)Book tropes, nerdy sister habits, and librarian-level organization systemsThe most embarrassing things about having a podcast. As always, it’s a mix of real talk, sarcasm, and completely unfiltered sister energy.If you’ve ever:Gone down an internet rabbit holeDebated aliens vs. realityQuestioned modern relationshipsOr felt personally attacked by your sibling…This episode is for you.#tradwife #genz #genzhottakes #podcast

In this Behind the Pod episode, Jessie and Kiki unpack everything they just talked about—and maybe a little more than they planned to. After opening up about their experiences with GLP-1 medications, weight loss, and body image, they dive deeper into the realities behind it all: the stigma, the judgment, and the weird in-between of wanting to be transparent… but not that transparent.From navigating honesty around weight and health to the mental load of self-image, this episode is equal parts vulnerable, funny, and unfiltered. They also get into the things they didn’t have time to cover in the main episode—like workout myths, internet rabbit holes, and why talking about your weight still feels so complicated.If you’ve ever felt like you’re in a no-win situation when it comes to your body, this conversation will hit home.

In this episode of Two Girls, One Haircut, Jessie and Kiki get real about their GLP-1 weight loss journey, including their personal experiences with medications like Zepbound.What starts as a conversation about America’s Next Top model quickly turns into an honest, unfiltered discussion about weight struggles, diet culture, body image, and the reality of using GLP-1 medications for weight loss.In this episode we discuss:Our personal weight loss journeys and why we started GLP-1sThe difference between Zepbound, Ozempic, Wegovy, and other GLP-1 drugsReal side effects (fatigue, nausea, anxiety, “food noise,” and more)The stigma around weight loss medications—and why it needs to changeWhat no one tells you before starting GLP-1s The emotional side of losing weight (and why it’s more complicated than you think)From lifelong dieting to finally feeling like their bodies are working with them instead of against them, this episode dives into the science, stigma, and real-life experience ofGLP-1 weight loss.If you’ve ever wondered:“Do GLP-1s actually work?”“What are the side effects of Ozempic or Zepbound?”“Is it cheating to use weight loss medication?” “What is food noise?”…this episode is for you.And as always, expect chaotic sister energy, lots of laughs, hard truths, and a few tangents along the way.New episodes dropping every Wednesday.New “Behind the Pod” minisodes dropping every Friday.

Jessie and Kiki pull back the curtain after Episode 3… and immediately admit they had to re-record this Behind the Pod because the first attempt was a total snooze.They recap their trip to Savannah, talk about getting mistaken for twins approximately 100 times, debate whether Savannah is better than New Orleans, and share a few more random sister tangents that didn’t make the main episode.

In Episode 3 of Two Girls, One Haircut, sisters Jessie and Kiki officially introduce the new name of the podcast after realizing their original title was already taken (minor detail, apparently).Then Kiki shares the story she’s been saving “for the pod”—a routine dog vet visit that turns into a full-blown ordeal involving a terrified dog, a muzzle, sedation, and one unforgettable exit from the exam room.The conversation spirals (as usual) into underrated things, celebrity gossip, existential “Roman Empire” thoughts, and why giving people grace might be one of the most underrated skills we have.If you like chaotic storytelling, sister banter, and unfiltered conversations, this episode is for you.

In this Behind the Pod, Jessie and Kiki review Episode 2 and do what all podcasters secretly do—judge themselves. They talk about the “This or That” game, worry that the episode wasn’t as good as the first one, debate TikTok vs Instagram, and admit they’re basically geriatric millennials trying to figure out how the internet works.

In Episode 2 of Two Girls, One Haircut, Jessie and Kiki are back with more chaotic sister energy—and things escalate quickly.What starts as a simple round of “This or That” turns into a full-blown debate about cheesecake (and what counts as a crime), Disney obsessions, dating for free food, and why—like Joey from Friends—Jessie absolutely does not share her plate.If you love funny podcasts, sibling banter, pop culture takes, and unfiltered conversations, this one’s for you.We also spiral into childhood stories, weirdly shared dreams, and a surprisingly heated discussion about whether putting cash in sympathy cards is normal… or deeply uncomfortable.Basically: if you’ve ever fought over the last bite of dessert or argued with your sibling about something completely unhinged, welcome home.🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday

The mics are still on! Two Girl, One Haircut's Behind the Pod where Jessie and Kiki talk about what just happened during the episode, spiral into new tangents, and question why they started a podcast in the first place

In the debut episode of Two Girls, One Haircut, Jessie and Kiki introduce themselves the only way they know how—by immediately going off the rails.We’re talking Bridgerton season 4—our hot takes, favorite characters, relationship drama, and everything we’re loving (and questioning) about the series—plus chaotic childhood stories, Target delivery fails, pets, books, and whatever else lives rent-free in our brains.Looking for a Bridgerton podcast, recap, or fan discussion? This is your sign.Basically: if you’ve ever listened to sisters arguing in the kitchen and thought this should be a podcast… you’re in the right place.