Use All The Crayons with Chris Rodell

Today's colorful podcast asks how come there are no chicken nipples; how easy was it to sell a book named Breasts; and the joys of catching an MLB foul ball.

Today's jaunt takes us back to the time I played a cruel joke on the neighborhood trash man and takes a look at one of our most offbeat holidays

Today's topics: Summer needsd "cool" clothes and "cones of cool" and how did cave fathers to be know what color to paint the caves

A grabbag of random sillies

Sure, war is hell, but without war the History Channel would become a real snoozefest and who wants that? Here are some observations on the holiday, a request to help name the wussy version of my Wild Turkey go-tp drink and the many ways in which I lust for the angry traffic flag waving gal.

Today the "Use All The Crayons!" podcast is considering matters of outer space... 

Another popular grabbag of posts and tweets

The venerable Run for The Roses is one of my favorite sporting events. Here's how we can make it better ..

Sold 50 books in 12 days. And people are loving it. Podcaster/publisher Jim Wexell in an excerpt calls my new book brilliant. The book is "How To Deal With Stuff that Sucks."

Jim Wexell is a friend and author of several best sellers about the Pittsburgh Steelers. After reading an advance copy of "How to Deal With the Stuff that Sucks, Jim asked if he could guest host my podcast for the purposes of interviewing me and getting in-depth on his thoughts on the book.  This is 54-minutes. I don't expect anyone to listen to the whole thing, but maybe you'll sample. He's very flattering about me and the book. So I'm playing it on continuous loop. Enjoy! I sure did.  

The baseball season is barely two weeks old and I'm already arguing the Bucs should take the steps to acquire the frozen head of the late, great Ted Williams and have it bat clean up. Also the time at a Bob Dylan concert when I embarrassed Bob Nutting and why he had it coming. Spoiler alert! ... 'cause he always does. 

Stories about my GoFundMe appeal, holy bobbleheads and what it means to make a night deposit at the ol' bone bank

After a year of tinkering I think I've finally settled on a format that works: Me telling my stories.  First of all, do I have stories? Well, I won two Golden Quill awards when I worked for newspapers, then I quit that to do as many as 4 stories a week for 10 years at National Enquirer. This was followed by stories for Sports Illustrated, Maxim, Esquire, GQ, People, Details, Cooking Light -- the list goes on and on. Do I have stories? C'mon! Please Share, Rate & Review ... and kick Hump Day's butt!

Enjoy some of my best observations from over 30 years of actively oaying attention. Today's stories include how to react when someone says they write books, our last waterbed, and how I'll react if Jesus comes back today at 3 pm -- in my office here at The Tin Lizzy.

Some stories about baseball, some stories about time, all strung together with the thoughts of a free range chicken.

They said the hospital I was going to and the resident surgeons meant I was "in good hands."    "Wrong!" said I. "Good hands will be in me!"

I've done more than 2,200 blog posts from 2007 to 2024. Here is me reading three of them and riffing on a recent surgery.

It may be historically cold out there, but that doesn't stop our nation's nudists from planning for a clothes-free summer ...

Today, sprinkled amid the christmas jokes, are stories about the snows in Buffalo, why some cities should change their names to be more representative of their circumstances, and that contoiversial Paul Mccartney Christmas tune

Today topics include the greatest Thanksgiving song, socializing with the US Marines, drunk dialing old buddies and what it’s like to be considered a celebrity in a small town Christmas parade.

The world seems somehow friendlier when it's seen through the eyes of Chris Rodell. Funnier, too."

Today we're talkin' Turkey, and all about the time I pretended for WDVE Morning Show ti be transvestite so I could spend time in Victoria's Secret in the local mall.

I trot out my plan to generate global news coverage by being the last undecided voter in America

Today's "Use All The Crayons!" podcast talks about Gideon's and their ubiquitous Bibles and how all the Bibles will benefit from an influx of exclamation points ... er ... Exclamation points!!!!

Thoughts on Donald Trump's comments about Palmer's genitals

Four brief stories about Mister Fred Rogersin this week's 20-minute "Use All The Crayons!" podcast.

Take a Halloween trip to Colma, California, the city where the dead out number the living 1,000-to-1

Includes a grab bag of Colorful living tips of the day.

Tick Tick Tick ... today is all about time with alittle sidetrack into why I'm rooting for one brave owner to field an entire NFL team of openly gay men.

Today's stories: American needs roofie, impounded watermelons,and selling hurricane naming rights.

More than 75 percent of Americans pay homage to a day that celebrates something they'll do anything to avoid -- and that's work. Also why the NFL needs armless linemen and me telling an Arnold Palmer story about the time his 73-year-old rival Gary Player appeared nude on the cover of ESPN the Magazine.

Latrobe celebrates its history in the creation of the banana split; Chris Rodell talks about B.S. bank robberies, B.S.beer thefts, and why the Laurel Highlands should consider hosting an actual slug fest.

I'm not gonna kid you. This isn't the most polished podcast you're ever going to hear. But what it lacks in techy aplomb, it makes up for in humor and heart. And, I promise, it'll all get better and better. So thanks for listening and sharing. Special thanks to special guests Nashville singer/songwriter and Latrobe native Irene Kelly, and to Randy Baumann of the DVE Morning Show! And most of all, thanks to .... You!

Humorous anecdotes and candid reflections, touching on Chris' past work experiences with the National Enquirer under the management of David Pecker, especially during the time of the Trump hush money trial. Alongside fascinating guest interviews, Chris shares his thoughts on the controversial idea that Fred Rogers and Arnold Palmer may not have been as neighborly as one might expect. As we wrap up our first season, Chris and his guest/producer, Brandon from Headspace Media, reflect on the journey so far, the quirky joys of the podcast, and what lies ahead. Plus, don’t miss out on some quirky life tips from Buck Pawlosky and Stan Gordon, adding that extra bit of flavor to the mix. So tune in, as Chris continues to unfold his vivid tapestry of stories, ensuring that every crayon in the box gets its due use.

Delve into the quirky world of the rich and famous and the treasures they leave behind in hotel lost and founds. Picture this: a $100,000 watch inscribed by Johnny Cash, diamond jewelry that requires armored transportation, and all the oddities from Rolex watches to bags of marijuana — these are just a few of the items forgotten by wealthy patrons who, it turns out, are just as forgetful as the rest of us.

Where we delve into the colorful world of Doc Giffen, a legendary figure in the town of Latrobe, known for his close association with golfing icon Arnold Palmer. Host Chris Rodell shares personal anecdotes and insights into the life of this extraordinary individual, who played a pivotal role in the career of Arnold Palmer. The episode also explores the significance of the iconic theme from Cheers and pays tribute to the talented writer and performer behind it. Join us as we celebrate the remarkable lives of Doc Giffen and Gary Portnoy, and discover the intriguing stories that make them so unforgettable.

Chris Rodell shares poignant and humorous stories about his beloved mother, reflecting on her Christian faith and their experiences together. He also discusses modern-day inconveniences such as foot-long receipts and the decline of traditional phone conversations, all while imparting witty and thought-provoking tips for colorful living. Join Chris as he weaves together touching family moments and societal observations with his signature charm and wit.

Chris has ethical conundrums with Joe Hardy and the legendary Nemacolin Resort. Featuring a tribute to Joe Hardy and Tony the Barber, Chris's storytelling skills bring to life the colorful and unforgettable characters and events intertwined with this remarkable resort. Join us as we dive into the world of Nemacolin and celebrate the legacy of Joe Hardy in this engaging and entertaining episode.

Heartwarming tales of a determined 14-year-old girl rescuing her beloved dog from impound to humorous musings on the challenges of loving a quirky pet, Chris explores the joys and absurdities of canine companionship. Join us as we dive into the world of dogs, from misadventures with a mischievous pet to the unexpected potential of bomb-sniffing and bum-sniffing dogs. Stay tuned for a delightful blend of heartwarming and humorous anecdotes about our furry friends.

It's a wild ride through the biggest leap year festival in existence and tales of how a 40ft sling shot started as a 5 beer project and turned into a town party. Join us in the twin towns of Anthony, Texas and Anthony, New Mexico, where leap year babies and their families come together for some seriously quirky celebrations and learn about the wacky events, fascinating entertainment, and hilarious stories from previous leap year shindigs. Then find out what inspired Chris to build a 40ft slingshot in his backyard and the incredible amount of money that was wagered on it!

Jump into the world of aliens, the Kecksburg UFO incident, and other colorful stories along the way. From politically motivated extraterrestrials to quirky parades and musings on the possibility of alien life, Chris shares his unique perspectives and experiences with his signature humor and storytelling flair. So get ready for a fascinating and entertaining dive into the world of aliens and all things extraterrestrial with Chris Rodell on Use all the crayons podcast.

Strange birthdays, the time I made Michael Jordan laugh, and reminiscing on family anniversaries. Welcome to Episode 16 of Use All the Crayons, the podcast where we celebrate the colorful stories of life. In this episode, host Chris Rodell explores the unique concept of celebrating the birthdays of inanimate objects, such as hot water heaters and furnaces, while also delving into the anniversaries of moving into homes. He shares a heartwarming reflection on the 14th anniversary of moving into his family's mountain home, and even dives into the amusing world of word birthdays and language exploration. And if that's not enough, get ready for an entertaining anecdote about the time Chris cracked up Michael Jordan. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this episode filled with whimsical celebrations and unexpected laughter.

From his thoughts on the logistics of hosting the Super Bowl in New York and New Jersey to his musings on celebrating a Steelers victory, Chris shares his unique perspective and entertaining anecdotes. With his signature wit and storytelling prowess, Chris captivates us with his take on the NFL and invites us to share our thoughts on the winter Super Bowl and more. So grab your favorite drink, settle in, and enjoy this vibrant episode of "Use All The Crayons."

From clean jokes to laugh tracks, and even the ticklishness of rats. Chris shares anecdotes, jokes, and his musings on the role of laughter in our lives. We also delve into the controversial use of laugh tracks in sitcoms and how it may influence our perception of humor. Join us for an entertaining and thought-provoking discussion on the nature of comedy and the importance of laughter in our daily lives.

This week we have stories of mistaken celebrity identity and unexpected encounters. From attending Bruce Willis's event as a pretend VIP to inadvertently receiving an assignment to stake out Charles Bronson's mom's funeral, the experiences are both comical and heartwarming. Amid amusing misadventures and undercover antics, Chris's encounters with confusion, laughter, and unsuspecting subjects make for a delightful and entertaining listen. Join us as we explore the world of celebrity mishaps and the unpredictable nature of life in the limelight.

A colorful array of topics, from a Hollywood Lifetime Achievement Award to the wild world of sex parties and the enduring impact of a harsh winter. Host Chris Rodell and his guests share personal anecdotes and observations on a wide range of subjects, including encounters with iconic actors, reflections on controversial films, and the charming yet treacherous nature of winter getaways. Join us as we explore the intriguing, humorous, and sometimes unexpected facets of life in this captivating and thought-provoking episode.

A bizarre burglary, almost dying on a frozen lake, and a surprising encounter with a Pennsylvania State Trooper. The theme for today's stories is law and order, and later, Chris reminisces about his time as a reporter for the National Enquirer, offering an amusing and insightful look into his past exploits. With humorous anecdotes and intriguing insights, this episode is sure to entertain and enlighten you. Stay tuned for captivating storytelling and colorful adventures on Use All The Crayons with Chris Rodell.

From the inspiring story of Mollie Unger, a single mother of twins who accomplished daily tasks with her feet, to a humorous account of attending a concert with his father, Chris's stories are sure to captivate and entertain. In this episode of "Use All The Crayons," host Chris Rodell shares tales of remarkable individuals and unexpected adventures. Join us as we explore the remarkable feats that may not have made it to the pages of the National Enquirer but certainly pass the Mollie Unger test.

Today, we'll be talking about It's a Wonderful Life, the obnoxious practice of cajoling celebrities to be in your family Christmas card portraits, and why there isn't more written about the teenage Jesus. Chris shares about his annual pilgrimage to the Jimmy Steward museum and delves into the pressure for perfection during the holidays, celebrity family Christmas card portraits, and the mysterious teenage years of Jesus. Join us as we explore these colorful and thought-provoking topics on this festive episode.

Chris Rodell shares a collection of Christmas jokes to kick off the festive spirit, followed by a heartfelt and humorous personal anecdote set during Christmas in 2009. As he narrates this engaging story of mistaken identity and impromptu social interaction, Rodell explores the themes of kindness, deception, and the desire for comfort and joy during the holiday season. He then delves into the history and modern usage of the term "humbug," offering a thought-provoking perspective on the American penchant for hyperbole and humbuggery. This episode promises to entertain, provoke thought, and inspire a warm and happy "humbug" this Christmas and beyond. Join Chris Rodell on this podcast journey, where humor meets heart, and where every story is a burst of color. Don't miss out on the laughter, tears, and, of course, the crayons.