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Today’s topics: 1. Yankees knew torpedo bats. Should it be considered cheating? 2. Babysitter finds man under bed after child complained of monster under the bed 3. Frida to launch breastmilk flavored ice cream

Today’s topics: 1. A plane passenger suing United Airlines and the Department of Homeland Security after a pilot allegedly broke down bathroom door 2. Perfectly Round Egg Sells for ~$550 at Auction3. 23 players break world record for longest basketball game

Today’s topics: 1. RIP George Foreman + info on just how lucrative the George Forman grills were 2. World's Most Expensive canine sells for over $5.8 Million3. Joe Exotic offers to deport his illegal husband in exchange for jail pardon

Today’s topics: 1. A modular home company helping LA wildfire victims rebuild w/ 3D printing homes from plastic bottles2. Two Japanese tourists detained and deported after one exposed his butt cheeks at the Great Wall3. Jury awards $60 million to delivery driver after hot Starbucks drink scalds genitals

Today’s topics: 1. Michelin chef concocted old book-flavored pudding 2. Pringles to release two new beer can flavors in partnership with Miller Light 3. Woman with Black belt fights off would-be robber wearing her new heels

Today’s topics: 1. Vegetable orchestra earned Guinness World Record 2. Southwest to end free checked bag policy 3. Josh Allen contract extension for $330M including $250M in guaranteed money + more NFL trade talk

Today’s topics: 1. Miami commissioners considering renaming streets after hit songs 2. Scientists seeking to revive the Woolly Mammoth and announce creation of “woolly mouse” 3. Man accidentally shoots himself in foot while attempting to kill cockroach Other topics: 1a. LeBron James passes 50,000 career points 1b. Casey Anthony makes TikTok debut

Today’s topics: 1. DoorDash to pay $17 million to drivers for pocketing their tips 2. Harry Styles wows with Tokyo marathon time 3a. Oklahoma toddler calls 911 for help during doughnut emergency 3b. Baby born at Krispy Kreme + many perks to follow because of that

Today’s topics: 1. JFK’s underwear sells at auction for $9,000 + Zuckerberg hoodies sells for over $15k 2. Fyre Festival 2 happening and tickets on sale for $1.1 million (even though local Mexican government denies knowing about the event) 3. App that makes you touch grass before scrolling on TikTok

Today’s topics: 1. Two thieves in France stole a wallet and used the card to buy a scratch-off lottery ticket-and won €500,000 ($523,000).2. The New York Yankees are allowing players to grow "well-groomed beards" after nearly 50 years of the rule 3. Celsius to buy health and wellness drinks brand Alani Nutrition in a $1.8 billion dealExtra story: A group of Canadian service dogs recently had attended a musical to pass their performance test

Today’s topics: 1. Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Bobby Miller hit in head by 106 MPH baseball 2a. KFC headquarters relocating to Texas 2b. KY priest raised $30,000 for charities after convincing Pope Francis to sign 2 bottles of bourbon 3. Coca-Cola is launching prebiotic soda ‘Simply Pop’+ a few other random topics

Today’s topics: 1. Researchers took a whiff of Egyptian mummies and describe the smell 2. Michigan judge sentences Walmart shoplifters to wash cars 3. China zoo selling tiger urine for $7 Bonus topics: 1. Fan beats Damian Lillard to win $100,000 in Mr. Beast logo shot challenge 2. Enhanced Games? Disruptor that could allow some steroids in sports

Today’s topics: 1. American woman going viral in Pakistan after flying to meet potential husband2. 100,000 eggs stolen from PA organic farm 3. Beavers make a dam in 2 days that the Czech Republic government spent 7 years planning to build Bonus story: man hits half court shot and won’t get pay out

Today’s topics: 1. Apple challenges Partiful with new party planning app 2. Indian woman swindles husband to sell kidney on black market, takes money and runs away with her lover 3. Baby shark born in a tank with two female sharks

Today’s topics: 1. AliExpress sends photo of drill instead of drill to shopper 2. Zoo paints dogs to look like tigers // TX zoo lets you buy cockroach and name after ex to be fed to animals 3. Side effects of “carnivore diet” leaves man’s hands covered in yellow ooze

Today’s topics: 1. Mac Miller new album 2. Influencer removes 6 ribs and says she will make a crown out of them 3. Coors Light rebrand

Today’s topics: 1. Woman scammed out of $850,000 after thinking she’s in a relationship with Brad Pitt 2. Robotics company releasing AI companion dolls ranging from $12,000-$175,000 3. Police deliver pizza after arresting delivery drivers

Today’s topics: 1. Tattoo artist under fire after tattooing 9 year old girl 2. 100 year old becomes Home Depot’s oldest employee 3. New study shows people who drink coffee in the morning less likely to die of heart problems

Today’s topics: 1. Girl Scout cookies season is here + they announce retirement of two flavors 2. Mr. Wonderful announces plans to purchase Tik Tok 3. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag house burned down in California Palisades fire

Today’s topics: 1. Golden Globes Recap 2. Breaking Bad house for sale in New Mexico for $4 million dollars 3. Zoo keeper walks into lion enclosure to impress finance, gets mauled

Today’s topics: 1. Woman wakes up after surgery with an Italian accent and using Italian phrases 2. Texas A&M student reveals he was in band for 4 years and pretended to play the whole time 3. Usher shows up to his kids parent teacher day at school

Today’s topics: 1. Party City set to close all 40 stores 2. Google street view helped to crack a murder case involving a love triangle 3. CNN’s Hero of the Year Founded a dog foster program for owners who are recovering addicts going to rehab

Today’s topics: 1. What’s inside the $1 million Golden Globes gift bag 2. Will Ferrell says he turned down $29 million to do Elf 23. Russian Entrepreneurs sell the perfect “Snowman Arms” online

Today’s topics: 1. Tom Cruise honored with U.S Navy’s top civilian award 2. Jerry Jones says squirrel brain is delicious 3. Taco Bell introducing chicken nuggets

Today’s topics: 1. Grace O’Malley leaving barstool amid Brianna Chickenfry friendship riff 2. All things Bill Belichick to UNC + Tom Brady’s thoughts 3. Woman who stowed away on Delta flight to Paris apprehended again, this time trying to get into Canada

Today’s topics: 1. Joe Burrows house was broken into during MNF 2. Jets now have longest active post season drought of any major American professional sports team 3. Tokyo to enact 4 day work week

Today’s topics: 1. 102 year old bride and 100 year old groom in nursing home set record as oldest married couple 2. Taylor Swift gives out $197 million in bonuses after Eras tour ends 3. Delayed flight gets holiday cheer from saxophone player on board

Today’s topics: 1. Juan Soto signs with the Mets on 15 year $765 million contract 2. History behind the Hollywood sign 3. Man wins Spanish Scrabble after not knowing how to speak Spanish at all

Today’s topics: 1. Italian nun arrested for working with Mafia Family 2. Pete Davidson reveals SNL paychecks per episode 3. Hawk Tuah girl faces pump and dump allegations with meme coin

Today’s topics: 1. United Healthcare CEO shot in targeted attack 2. Spotify wrapped stats 3. Rollercoaster rider bar unlocked right before drop

Today’s topics: 1. Young Thug’s lawyer modeling for his fashion brand (plus back story on how much of a BAMF his lawyer is) 2. Brain Rot is the Oxford University Press word of the year 3. Man in India regains consciousness before his cremation on funeral pyre

Today’s topics: 1. Pastor trained in MMA fights off axe-wielding burglar2. Missing hiker survived 50 days in Canadian wilderness 3. Pizza Hut launches pizza flavored wine

Today’s topics: 1. Blue Man Group coming to an end in 20252. South Korean man avoids military by over eating 3. Robodog runs marathon in 4 hours 19 min 52 seconds

Today’s topics: 1. Macy’s delays full Q3 report after one employee hid $154 million in expenses 2. Tik Tok mom vlogger ‘allegedly’ stole from Target and got caught because she posted about it 3. Influencer sentenced to 10 years in prison for murder for hire plot

Today’s topics: 1. Millionaire creates treasure hunt across US 2. Wisconsin man faked his own death and discovered to be in Europe 3. Family has a $4,500 funeral for beloved SUV

Today’s topics:1. Pizza Hut unveils new PS5 pizza warmer accessory 2. Jaguar rebrand 3. North Poles are shifting

Today’s topics: 1. 93 year old woman found naked man living under her house 2. Landlord threatens to evict viral NYC bagel shop 3. Instagram update will let users reset their algorithm

Today’s topics: 1. American Humane Hero Dog winner announced 2. Prankster art (banana w/ duct tape) set to hit auction for over 1 million dollars 3. Jeremy Allen White contest + the rise of celebrity look alike contests

Today’s topics: 1. Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul numbers from the fight are in 2. Mark Zuckerberg teamed up with T-Pain to record rap song for wife 3. 4 people arrested for using bear suit to fake bear attacks and claim insurance

Today’s topics: 1. Guinea pigs are this NYC restaurants shocking speciality 2. Billionaire Pavel Durov giving free IVF to women interested in having his kids3. Woman gives birth in Miami airport

Today’s topics: 1. San Francisco launches $700/month sleeping pods 2. Adopted man finds out owner of his favorite bakery is his biological mother 3. Actors from School of Rock engaged

Today’s topics: 1. Mattel error linking Wicked adult site instead of movie site 2. Jellyfish found to age backward 3. Sak’s Fifth Avenue won’t be doing its annual light show

Today’s topics: 1. Hertz apologizes after unlimited miles mishap 2. Hospitalized chinese man forced to come into bank to verify identity 3. RayGunn retiring from breakdancing

Today’s topics: 1. 43 escaped monkeys in SC 2. Sotheby’s to offer $10million for Keith Haring’s subway series 3. Zach Bryan Brianna Chickenfry breakup explained

Today’s topics: 1. Girl awarded $300k in settlement over seizure and slaughter of pet goat 2. Woman wants landlord to pay $20,000 after finding cockroach in her ear 3. Man suing ambulance company for $900,000 after hitting him and then driving him to hospital and sticking him with bill for travel

Today’s topics: 1. NYC asked to cut toilet flushes 2. Magical mud found on baseballs 3. TGI Fridays files for bankruptcy protection

Today’s topics: 1. All things NYC Marathon 2. School districts in more than 12 states are banning crocs3. P’Nut the squirrel euthanized after being seized from home

Hi Newsies! Enjoy this surprise episode. We have 6 stories to get you to Monday! The topics are: ​ Celebrity Halloween costume rundown ​ Russia fines Google $20 decillion for blocking their content ​ Young Thug released ​ Cat lost in hurricane Helene reunited with family ​ Snake named after Leonardo DiCaprio ​ Parrot duo that escaped zoo found 60 miles away

Today’s topics: 1. Utah Mom donated kidney to stranger she met while hiking 2. Popeyes has free chicken sandwiches 3. Rockefeller Christmas Tree Revealed

Today’s topics: 1. Man wins $1million lottery with $20 billion he found on the ground2. Sonic launches new winter menu 3. Recent Listeria warnings