Don't Praise The Machine (DPTM)

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Don't Praise The Machine (DPTM)

Al and John grew up together in the 1990s but now live on opposite sides of the world. Each week, they get together through the magic of the Internet to catch up, make each other laugh and try to make sense of it all.The result is a funny, surreal and thought-provoking excursion through the arcane recesses of pop culture and technology, and the mysteries of everyday life. What’s it like to have a virtual companion? Did Hilaria Baldwin really pretend to be Spanish? Why did movies used to have a rap in the credits to explain their own plot?Get in touch at [email protected] or find us on IG @dont_praise_the_machine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 260

    How Banksy Became the Establishment's Favourite Rebel

    Banksy built his reputation as an anonymous, anti-establishment street artist, spray-painting subversive stencils, dodging the law, and thumbing his nose at the art world elite. So how did he end up with Brad Pitt, Christina Aguilera, and Westminster City Council singing his praises?We trace Banksy's full arc: from punk origins in early-90s Bristol, to A-list celebrity collector, to a Reuters investigation that may have finally unmasked the man behind the mask, and revealed something far more ordinary than the myth.We ask the uncomfortable question: is Banksy actually toothless? And has he always been? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  2. 259

    Prediction Markets Explained By Bloomberg's Tom Maloney

    Prediction markets have exploded to $25 billion traded in a single month — but what exactly are they, and why should you care? Bloomberg journalist Tom Maloney joins the show to break down how platforms like Polymarket work, who's getting rich, and the deeply weird world of betting on elections, missile strikes, and Kim Kardashian's bar exam. From soldiers allegedly insider trading on military operations to people threatening journalists over their bets, this episode explores whether prediction markets are the final boss of financial nihilism. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  3. 258

    Paid Virality Machine: How Clippers Took Over Your Feed

    We pull back the curtain on the Clip Economy — the hidden industry where streamers pay teenagers thousands of dollars a month to flood TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube Shorts with manufactured viral content.We break down how Andrew Tate pioneered the paid clipping model, how figures like Clavicular and Gymskin rose to fame through coordinated clip campaigns, and why context is dying in the age of the algorithm.In this episode:→ What the Clip Economy is and how it works→ How streamers industrialized virality with Discord servers and affiliate links→ Why short-form content is designed to strip away context→ What this means for your media dietInspired by Charlie Warzel's Rise of the Clip Economy (The Atlantic) and Deon Nash's exposé on manufactured viral content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. 257

    Pamela Anderson: From Blonde Bombshell to Earth Mother

    Pamela Anderson was the ultimate '90s tabloid machine — Baywatch bombshell, Playboy's most-covered model, and ground zero for the mechanics of celebrity . So how did she end up quoting Dostoevsky and giving spiritual speaking tours in Australia, selling skincare and preaching slow living at 58 yeard old? We break down the one of the most audacious celebrity rebrand of the decade — the Pamverse in full. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  5. 256

    The Infuriating Genius of Keinemusik

    Keinemusik are the Berlin electronic music collective who've built a global empire playing Afro house in front of pyramids, eating on stage and checking their phones — and somehow it works. They are both genuinely impressive and strangely irritating, and we want to explore why. We dig into what Keinemusik actually are, why they've become such a massive cultural phenomenon, and whether there's anything left of the countercultural roots of club music in a world of €2000 a seat VIP tables and clout-chasing iPhone videos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  6. 255

    Lawyer Explains Sovereign Citizen Pseudolaw

    Sovereign citizens believe they can opt out of the legal system using magic phrases and pseudolegal theory. But what actually happens when they try? A barrister breaks down the movement's origins, its conspiracy thinking, and why it occasionally turns deadly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  7. 254

    Afroman’s Revenge & A Short History of Cops on Camera

    In light of Afroman and Justin Timberlake's separate filmed run-ins with the law, this week we trace the wild history of dash cams and body cams and explore how one rapper turned his own police raid footage into certified internet gold. Justice never sounded so funky. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  8. 253

    JOHN & AL Together In Melbourne 2026

    The pod-brothers get together in the same room for a rare in-person off-the-cuff chat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  9. 252

    The $200m Aussie Radio Death of Kyle & Jackie O

    After 27 years together, Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O — Australia's most dominant commercial FM breakfast duo — have finally parted ways. Jackie has declared she can no longer work with Kyle, who has been stood down for serious misconduct, and their $200 million, 10-year KIIS FM deal is now in tatters.We look back at how they built their partnership in Australian media, how they commanded eye-watering salaries that prime ministers and premiers couldn't afford to ignore, the failed Melbourne expansion that quietly began unravelling the whole machine, and what their spectacular split means for legacy commercial radio, and where the industry goes from here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  10. 251

    Generation Alpha Arrives

    We’re venturing into the Skibidi-infested trenches of Generation Alpha to discover if these "iPad babies" are evolving into the most tech-fluent creative class in history or if they’re simply the first generation to have their frontal lobes successfully replaced by a 24-hour loop of algorithmic brain rot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  11. 250

    When the Famous Turn to GoFundMe

    Why on earth are the world’s most famous people haunting GoFundMe? We’ve seen a string of tragic headlines lately, from James Van Der Beek to Eric Dane, but in the wake of the sadness comes a strange new reality: your famous heroes are asking you to help them out financially. Is this a genuine community safety net for those slipping through the cracks of a broken healthcare system, or have our parasocial relationships just turned even stranger?We ask the question more broadly: when is it okay to ask, what makes us feel we should give, and is there a better way of doing both? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  12. 249

    How Internet Culture Ruined The Winter Olympics

    The most intimate of filler injections, credit card fraud , Jake Paul crying at ice skating events and Snoop D-O-Double-G's minders getting physical with Dutch winter Olympic Royalty. How did this Blue Ribbon event turn into a low-brow meme-fest?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  13. 248

    Our Matcha Obsession Tells Us Everything

    Matcha's been absolutely everywhere for a while. How did we get here? What cultural, commercial and psychological forces sit behind matcha's runaway success? And what is the next matcha? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  14. 247

    Why Hollywood Men Wear Fake Packages

    We watched 28 Years Later and noticed something strange: the "naked" zombies aren't actually naked. Turns out 80-90% of what you see on screen is completely fake. From White Lotus to Euphoria to Pam & Tommy, Hollywood actors are wearing carefully crafted prosthetics instead of the real thing.Why the sudden shift? We investigate the rise of intimacy coordinators, the on-set rules that changed everything, and the surprising industry behind Hollywood's most realistic fake body parts.Discover how one Australian lawyer-turned-intimacy coordinator revolutionized filmmaking, why major productions now budget thousands for prosthetics, and what directors like Danny Boyle look for when selecting the "perfect" prosthetic for their alpha zombies.It's a fascinating look at how modern Hollywood balances artistic vision, actor comfort, and legal protection—all while keeping audiences fooled. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  15. 246

    Kick Streaming: High Stakes, Chaos & No Rules

    Stare into the neon-green abyss of Kick.com, a gambling sanctuary where $100 million contracts and uncurated chaos have created the unhinged frontier of streaming. Let's cross this digital desert of high-octane antisocial behavior to see if culture is evolving or just making everything much, much worse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  16. 245

    When Movie Soundtracks Ruled The World

    Remember when movies had bangers? From Top Gun to Pulp Fiction, we unpack how soundtracks shaped pop culture—and why they vanished. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  17. 244

    Is Your Face "Correct"? The Dystopian Cult of Looksmaxxing

    Can a single millimeter change the course of your life? In this episode, Alexander and John descend into the obsessive world of "Looksmaxxing"—where the human face is no longer a part of the soul, but another thing to be "optimized" for the sexual market and beyond. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  18. 243

    Start 2026 By Remembering 1996

    We kick off 2026 by looking back exactly 30 years to 1996—the year Google was born, Dolly the sheep was cloned, and the Macarena consumed the world. From Tamagotchis and Nintendo 64 to the Spice Girls and Independence Day, we dissect how much has changed from that era of optimistic stability to today's urgent uncertainty. Join us for a journey through the cultural touchstones that shaped millennials and the strange path that brought us to 2026 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  19. 242

    DPTM Christmas Special / 2025 Wrapped

    It's the most wonderful time and that means the lads are sharing personal wins from the year, looking back at the most impactful episodes of 2025, checking in on the best Gen Z lingo of the last 12 months, and making some bold predictions for 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  20. 241

    Namecore: The Internet's Obsession With Naming Everything

    When and why did we start naming every little niche - and defining ourselves in terms of -cores, vibes and aesthetics? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  21. 240

    White Lies: The Psychology of Faking Race & Identity

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  22. 239

    Australia's Social Media Ban: Lawyer Explains

    Australia's much anticipated social media ban for under-16s is about to start. What can we expect? Will it work? And if it does work, will that be a good thing?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  23. 238

    Khruangbin Unleashed the A.I. Music Apocalypse

    Music is uniquely vulnerable to A.I. destruction. But why? And does anyone care? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  24. 237

    Tom Green IS THE REASON You Know Joe Rogan

    For many, Tom Green is a relic of boundary-pushing 90s comedy. But Tom's innovations in podcasting in the early noughties may prove to be his most lasting and underrated legacy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  25. 236

    Insane Clown Posse & the Juggalo Movement

    Whoop whoop! Welcome to the Dark Carnival. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  26. 235

    The Country That Can’t Stop Gambling

    On the eve of the wildly popular Melbourne Cup, we look at Australia's bizarre obsession with gambling. Just how bad is it? And why has it taken hold? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  27. 234

    Adelaide: Nostalgia Overdose

    This week, a look into the podbrothers' home town. Radelaide, or Badelaide? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  28. 233

    IRL Streaming: It's SO Much Worse Than You Thought

    An exploration of the depravity of IRL streaming. We examine the methods and motives of Kai Cenat, IShowSpeed, and others. Is it really that bad? Yes. Yes, it is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  29. 232

    Australians Didn’t Deserve Steve Irwin

    Steve Irwin was beloved by millions. But not so much in his home country. Why? And have Australians finally learned to love the Crocodile Hunter? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  30. 231

    How Saudi Money Bought Your Favourite Comedian

    Comedy fans around the world have been left shocked and incensed by so many of their heroes jumping at the chance to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Are they just being naive? Or could this actually do lasting damage to some of stand-up's biggest names? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  31. 230

    God in the Algorithm: How the Rapture went Viral

    False predictions of the apocalypse are not new. But Rapture Tok has shown that TikTok can fuel mass hysteria like nothing else. Which is worrying; but undeniably funny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  32. 229

    The Terrible Fame Of Wisdom Kaye

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  33. 228

    Jim Carey's 1996 ‘Flop’ Is A Gen X Masterpiece

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  34. 227

    The Rise of 'Wildly Hysterical Man' Reels

    A particular kind of reel is taking over social media: screaming, drooling, insanely overacting men with weird fictional narratives. What on earth is going on? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  35. 226

    FBB Growth – AI Giantess Fantasy Unlocked

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  36. 225

    Big Bang Theory – How TV’s Worst Show Took Over the World

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  37. 224

    How The Ibiza Final Boss Won

    Jack Kay has taken the internet by storm as the "Ibiza Final Boss." We'll share the hidden ingredients that made his video the viral phenomenon that has shot him to overnight fame and potentially a fortune, if the Final Boss plays his Balearic cards right. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  38. 223

    Australia Forgot Its Greatest Song Ever

    The Hottest 100 Of Australian Songs Of All Time was packed with bangers, but some forgotten gems need their flowers. John and AL take you through the top ten on Triple J's list, and AL reveals his top ten votes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  39. 222

    Jojo Siwa: Cringe For Cash

    Jojo Siwa is the queen of cringe. How did this happen? And who's profiting from her meltdown? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  40. 221

    Who Killed Late Night TV?

    Late-night TV is as old as television itself. Soon it will be gone. How did we get here? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  41. 220

    DIY DJs On TikTok Are Sparking A Grassroots Revolution

    TikTok has totally transformed DJing. Is it a good thing? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  42. 219

    The 'Pizza Effect' Behind Everything

    What is the mysterious 'pizza effect'? And how has it shaped centuries of culture - from food, to music and religious holidays? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  43. 218

    How Italian Brainrot Changed Memes Forever

    Italian brainrot is here, and nothing will ever be the same. We go through what it means, where it comes from, and what it signals for the future of memes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  44. 217

    How We Fell Into OpenAI's Trap

    Recently, a seemingly average guy named Chris Smith proposed to his A.I. chatbot. Weird, yes. But in letting ChatGPT into our lives, have we all become more like Chris than we care to admit? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  45. 216

    Peter Andre: from Mysterious Girl to Jafaican

    Peter Andre's been in hot water for his role in 'Jafaican' (2025). But that got us thinking: just who is Peter Andre? How did he rise from a humble Aussie boyhood to become a staple of the British tabloids? Is there more to him than washboard abs? 🛎 Get bonus episodes, early episodes, and exclusive goodies while supporting DPTM! Patreon ➡️    / dptm  💌 Sign up for John's famous weekly DPTM newsletter Click here ➡️ https://dptm.org/🔌 Connect with us!TikTok: ➡️    / dontpraisethemachine  Instagram ➡️    / dont_praise_the_machine   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  46. 215

    OnlyFans: Power, Paradox, & The Parasocial

    From overnight millionaires like Sophie Rain to established musical artists like Lily Allen and Kate Nash, OnlyFans offers eye-watering sums, often for minimal effort. But what's the real cost of this digital gold rush? We explore the societal shift around sex work, the normalization of adult content, and we help you explain to your mother what the "bop house" is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  47. 214

    Hollywood's Addiction to Sequels

    Hollywood's sequel obsession is real! Meet the Parents' surprising return, I Am Legend bringing back Will Smith (despite his death!), and Karate Kid's endless reboots. Why can't studios create new stories? They're even ignoring iconic character deaths for familiarity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  48. 213

    The Beauty Gap: Why Celebs Will Always Look Better

    SMAS or Deep Plane? The cosmetic surgery game has changed. Here are your options. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  49. 212

    Lies, Loonies & Light Language

    What's behind the rise of online 'light language' practitioners? Who are they, what are they doing, and why is anyone into it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    The Last Survivors of Dead Games

    Journey through the decaying landscapes of abandoned online worlds and meet the small, dedicated communities who remain, clinging to memory and connection in these virtual ghost towns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Al and John grew up together in the 1990s but now live on opposite sides of the world. Each week, they get together through the magic of the Internet to catch up, make each other laugh and try to make sense of it all.The result is a funny, surreal and thought-provoking excursion through the arcane recesses of pop culture and technology, and the mysteries of everyday life. What’s it like to have a virtual companion? Did Hilaria Baldwin really pretend to be Spanish? Why did movies used to have a rap in the credits to explain their own plot?Get in touch at [email protected] or find us on IG @dont_praise_the_machine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HOSTED BY

Alexander Holland & John Maloney

Produced by Alexander Holland

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