Halal Cartels

A little dive into current events, politics, military technology, and culture, featuring insights on May Day, worker solidarity, military industrial complex, and the influence of culture on politics.00:00 Introduction and May Day Reflections02:35 The State of Comedy Post-Pandemic05:23 The Rise of Clip Comedy and Social Media Influence08:16 Personal Updates and Artistic Community11:00 Economic Insights and Military Spending13:58 Asymmetric Warfare and Military Industrial Complex16:50 Technological Innovations in Warfare19:37 The Evolution of Military Strategies22:24 Rationalizing the Economy and Stock Market Dynamics26:33 The Fog of War and Human Nature28:08 The Dangers of Metrics and Automation31:10 The Illusion of Unemployment Rates33:26 Class Struggles and Economic Realities35:32 Political Accountability and the Establishment39:33 Art, Politics, and Cultural Responsibility

Chatting about recent global events, the realities of Cuba, the impact of sanctions, and the importance of community action and direct protest. This episode offers insights into international solidarity, economic systems, and grassroots activism.Chapters00:00 Welcome to Halal Cartels01:46 Direct Action and Involvement02:06 Cuba: A Journey of Solidarity05:57 Challenges of the Blockade09:02 Cuban Society: Community and Conversation12:36 Healthcare and Life Expectancy in Cuba16:50 The Impact of Embargoes18:13 Nostalgia and Future Lessons from Cuba22:34 The Impact of Consumerism and Planned Obsolescence23:08 Direct Action and Climate Defiance26:44 Critique of Political Figures and Their Policies29:22 Worker Discontent and Direct Action31:06 Stock Market Volatility and Economic Disconnection35:30 Cognitive Dissonance in Economic Systems39:24 Protests, Community Building, and Activism42:15 Inspiration from Global Movements and Historical Context

What's up with holiday travel in the times of crumbling infrastructure, climate change, and government disfunction. Let's become passport bros and move to Mexico. How did suppressing the Zapatistas lead to the Zetas. Are the Fort Bragg military personnel our homegrown drug trafficking Zetas? The rise of surveillance technology, and the implications of the AI bubble on the economy seem inevitable. The skyscraper apartments in midtown were a big scam. And ending on a lighter note we shout out the importance of empowering individuals through initiatives like the Bard Prison Initiative.Chapters00:00 Holiday Travel Concerns05:00 The State of Air Travel and Infrastructure10:01 Exploring Alternatives: Citizenship and Escape Plans15:09 The Zapatistas and the Origins of the Zetas20:11 Military Influence on Drug Trafficking25:02 Surveillance and Accountability in Society25:30 The Rise of Palantir and Authoritarianism27:26 The AI Bubble and Economic Implications30:43 Michael Burry and Market Predictions32:30 The Impact of AI on Employment34:19 Meta's AI Strategy and Market Reactions37:22 Real Estate Bubbles and Wealth Disparity41:11 The Disconnect of the Elite44:47 Education and Empowerment52:01 Final Thoughts and Future Directions

Recent travel experiences adventures in France, Istanbul, and South Africa. We gain new cultural insights, the uniqueness of various museums, and the contrasts between different cities. We talk about Istanbul, Cape Town, and Soweto. Throughout, they reflect on the importance of understanding different cultures and the shared humanity that transcends borders.   While the rest of the world is descending into ethnic nationalism, South Africa is trying to make the whole post-colonial multicultural democracy thing work.

We talk art exhibits in NYC, Black Listed at New York Historical, Black Dandies at the Met, the Khajistan Archive exhibit at the Sculpture Center. Discussion topics also include the Red Scare, traveling across the USA in an RV, life in the marines and more. With special guest, comedian Courtney Fearrington. He's a divorced ex-marine with a live show Thug Passion recreating staged reading of classics from black cinema, and runs another show for wine aficionados, where he pairs standup comedians with different vintages of crushed grapes.

Jeff Bezos has an extravagant wedding in Venice. The laws keep changing but good and evil stay the same. The police state is booming. Geo Corp and Core Civic need to find new ways to keep putting bodies in their prison cots. Is philanthropy any good? It's a freewheelin' episode today. Enjoy your July 5th

We are joined by John F. O’Donnell to talk about living with mental illness. We talk about bi-polar disorder, acts of service, Pee-Wee Herman, 3rd Wave Alternative Comedy, Tulsi Gabbard, self-care, and his new one-man show American Psychosis: A Bi Polar Comedy at Baker Fallshttp://jfodlovesyou.comRate, review, subscribe, sharePatreon:https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels

In this episode, we chopped it up talking about Gabe’s folks visiting town, the Lower East Side and Alphabet City, and Zohran's campaign. We touch on the legacy of war hero, gangster for Capitalism, and later-pacifist Smedley Butler. We talk about the new documentary on Gustavo Petro's election in Colombia, “Petro”. We also delve into the implications of automation and AI in warfare, drawing parallels to dystopian narratives in cinema, particularly in the context of modern society's challenges.Chapters00:00 Community Engagement and Local Politics02:37 Cultural Fusion and Culinary Experiences05:31 Urban Green Spaces and Climate Solutions08:24 Historical Reflections on War and Imperialism13:56 Smedley Butler: A Voice Against War18:33 Hope in Latin America: Gustavo Petro's Rise24:38 Political Violence and Its Justifications27:28 Populism and Political Campaigns31:05 The Role of Media and Public Perception34:59 The Dystopian Reality of Modern Warfare45:07 Cultural Reflections in Sci-Fi Movies

In another Why You Mad/Halal Cartels crossover, Luisa and Gabe Pacheco discuss a recent trip to Havana, Cuba, a vibrant, complex, society full of public life and community engagement.Topics include disinformation, tourist art & cultural exchange, code switching with locals, lying & propaganda, consumerism & interpersonal relationships, and the shared (but distinct) disillusionment prevalent in both Cuba and the US.Check out Why You Mad for more episodes about art culture comedy from a Latino Leftist perspective , etc. with Luisa’s regular co-host Jake Flores: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/why-you-mad/id1476317902

Experiences and observations from a recent trip to Cuba, discussing the etiquette of air travel, cultural differences, and the unique societal structure of Cuba. Contrasting the experiences of tourists with those of locals, highlighting issues such as food deserts and health in both Cuba and the US. In this conversation, we explore the rich cultural tapestry of Cuba, focusing on communal living, generational bonds, and the warmth of hospitality. We discuss the significance of communal spaces, the impact of capitalism on culture, and the unique experience of dining in Cuba. The conversation also touches on the iconic Cuban cigars and the preservation of cultural identity amidst external pressures. We reflection on and highlight the contrasts between life in Cuba and the United States, particularly in terms of community, freedom, and identity.

In this episode, Davidson Boswell joins the hosts to discuss a range of topics including urban planning, the impact of American politics on tourism, and the increasing paranoia surrounding surveillance in modern America. The conversation delves into economic predictions, the flaws of the immigration system, and the legacy of cultural icons who have faced deportation. They also explore the misuse of antisemitism in political discourse, the role of comedians in reflecting societal issues, and the uncertain future of consumerism. Davidson shares his reflections on Cambodia and the Khmer Rouge, emphasizing the importance of understanding history while navigating the complexities of modern politics.00:00 Welcome Back and Introduction to Davidson Boswell02:52 Nature, Urban Planning, and Climate Change08:16 The Impact of American Politics on Tourism11:03 Cultural Paranoia and Immigration Concerns15:04 Economic Predictions and Cultural Shifts20:09 Historical Context of Immigration and Deportation24:27 Art, Activism, and the Fight for Freedom25:42 Cultural References and Entertainment28:01 Historical Context and Immigration30:02 Antisemitism and Racism in Society33:05 Censorship and Digital Identity36:01 Consumerism and Identity Crisis 40:12 Political Commentary and Future Outlook45:50 The Heart of New York: Accessibility and Affordability49:05 Political Landscape: Zohran vs. Cuomo51:58 Crown Heights: Tensions and Violence55:47 The Legacy of Genocide: Reflections from Cambodia01:01:59 Traveling Through History: Lessons from Southeast Asia01:11:04 Final Thoughts: The Future Ahead

In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer explore various themes ranging from the experiences of comedians on the road to the societal implications of modern consumerism and entertainment. They discuss the irony of living in a world where basic needs like clean water are compromised, while simultaneously, people prioritize extravagant experiences like mega concerts. The conversation also touches on mortality, social justice issues, and the impact of financial trends on everyday life, particularly for younger generations. In this conversation, Sameer and Gabe explore various themes surrounding the current financial landscape, the disjointed nature of work culture, the impact of celebrity on job opportunities, and the rise of the creator economy. They discuss the implications of workplace politics, the entertainment industry's struggles, and the absurdity of social media trends, all while emphasizing the importance of community and personal responsibility.

In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer explore the intersection of passion, business, and ethical consumerism, reflecting on the rise and fall of WeWork and the implications of corporate control over the workforce. They discuss the illusion of choice in democracy, the impact of remote work, and the importance of food and water as fundamental human rights. The conversation also touches on the consequences of U.S. foreign policy and the dangers of societal distractions. Sectarian violence in Syria, the possible deportation of Mahmoud Khalil.Keywordsbusiness, passion, ethical consumerism, WeWork, corporate control, remote work, democracy, surveillance, food security, foreign policy

In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer discuss the current state of the U.S. government, reflecting on the perceived dismantling of social safety nets and the implications of recent political changes. They delve into the impact of air travel safety, the effects of war on society, and the representation of conflict in media. The discussion also touches on the intersection of crime and politics, the role of surveillance technology, and the historical context of the drug trade. They conclude by examining cultural perceptions of crime and the influence of social media on behavior. In this episode, Sameer and Gabe explore a range of topics from the complexities of human nature and the historical context of cannibalism to the implications of US foreign policy and the illusion of heroism surrounding figures like Zelensky. They discuss the importance of global awareness through travel, the evolution of warfare, and the consequences of military interventions. The conversation highlights the cyclical nature of power dynamics and the often overlooked realities of historical narratives.

In this episode of Halal Cartels, hosts Sameer and Gabe engage in a lively discussion covering a range of topics from the launch of Gabe's new child-friendly historical podcast to the challenges of navigating the comedy scene in the age of social media. They delve into the implications of reduced public safety in national parks, critique the obsession with space travel, and explore the illusion of technological progress in agriculture and work culture. The conversation culminates in a reflection on modern consumerism and the concept of techno feudalism, highlighting the disconnect between individualism and collective well-being. In this engaging conversation, Gabe and Sameer delve into various topics, including the investment potential of domain names, their thoughts on the horror film Nosferatu, and the unique storytelling perspective in the film Presence. They also discuss the changing landscape of independent cinema and the importance of supporting independent artists in today's market.Patreon.com/halalcartels

Gladiator 2, microplastics, American diets, cinema critique, Nosferatu, community art, Pakistani catfish incident, media critique, journalism, global politics, grassroots activism.In this engaging conversation, Gabe and Sameer delve into various topics ranging from their disdain for the film Gladiator 2 to the implications of microplastics in American diets. They critique the narrative of Gladiator, discuss the cultural significance of Nosferatu, and share humorous anecdotes about community art events. The conversation takes a turn towards serious discussions on media representation, the Pakistani catfish incident, and the current state of journalism, highlighting the importance of grassroots activism and local engagement.

This episode features Mehdi Walker, a stand up comedian living in Paris, France. Ever want to know what it's like to be a comedian in Paris right now? How about a brief history lesson on how France conducted nuclear tests in Algeria and then had nuclear fallout waft back to France? We also talk about racism, the Olympics, colonialism and supporting diverse voices in comedy. If you like this episode, please subscribe, Like, Share and most importantly leave us a great review! You can also share this episode link via text with your friends who might like the podcast!You can find us on the net.Mehdi Walker https://www.instagram.com/mehdiwalker_/Sameer https://www.instagram.com/sameermonGabe https://www.instagram.com/gabepac1Halal Cartels IG: https://www.instagram.com/halalcartels

A prank pregnancy announcement to promote a comedy show. The Olympics and the controversies surrounding it, including France banning athletes from wearing hijabs and the unsanitary conditions of the swimming venue. Breakdancing and the subjective nature of rating art and dance, emphasizing the importance of style and interpretation. The discussion also touches on the unfair treatment of athletes based on gender and the hypocrisy of Western countries in their dealings with the Global South. What is good sportsmanship and integrity in modern sports?

It's a vibe. We brought the music back for this one. Israel's grapes of wrath, fun times in Turkey and Marseille. DO cop camera's help? Are Electric Vehicles going to save us? We should all have chicken coops in our apartments. join the patreon

In this episode, Gabe Pacheco and Davidson Boswell discuss the Copa America, political situations in France, Argentina, and Colombia. They also touch on the history of political instability in Argentina, the impact of imperialism, and the complicated legacy of Pope Francis. The conversation covers various topics including multipolarity, the political climate in New Mexico, and upcoming events for fundraising and protest signs. The hosts discuss the changing dynamics of global power and how China and Russia are challenging American exceptionalism. They also touch on the cultural and political climate in Taos, New Mexico, and the support for the Palestinian cause. The conversation ends with plugs for upcoming events and where to find more information.

In this episode of Halal Cartels, Gabe, Sameer, and guest Hanan Issa discuss various topics, including the extreme heat in New York City, the recent political developments in France, the upcoming Olympics in Paris, and their experiences living in Astoria. Hanan also shares her journey as a comedian and her solo show called Halal Habibis. The conversation takes a humorous and light-hearted tone, with the hosts and guest sharing anecdotes and jokes throughout. Hanan Issa discusses her experiences on her first comedy tour and the challenges she faced as a comedian in New York. She talks about her solo show, Halal Habibis, and how it has resonated with audiences. Hanan also shares her plans to take the show to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and potentially other European cities. She emphasizes the importance of intention in her comedy and her desire to be a voice for the voiceless. Hanan's show has inspired people to make positive changes in their lives and has received positive feedback from audiences. Hanan Issa is a comedian and writer born, raised, and based in NYC. She has been featured in the Arab American Comedy Festival, Time Out New York, and tours the country (and occasionally internationally). Her solo show, Halal Habibis, will be featured in this year’s renowned Edinburgh Fringe Festival where she will be performing it all of August!https://linktr.ee/imhanan?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=36580dd8-fac5-4968-8fb4-ace052841df8

In this conversation, Sameer and Gabe discuss various topics including the importance of context, the frozen identities of individuals, the impact of first impressions, the movie Godzilla Minus One, the experience of taking LSD, and the Fourth of July celebration on the National Mall. They also touch on the toxic products marketed to children, the use of psychedelics by Silicon Valley entrepreneurs, and the exploitative nature of companies like WeWork. In this conversation, Sameer and Gabe discuss various topics including the impact of work on personal life, the movie Godzilla Minus One, the bombing of Hiroshima, the benefits of bullet trains, the future of live music, and their thoughts on movies and books they've recently seen and read. Keywords context, frozen identities, first impressions, Godzilla Minus One, LSD, Fourth of July, National Mall, toxic products, psychedelics, Silicon Valley, WeWork, work-life balance, Godzilla Minus One, Hiroshima bombing, bullet trains, live music, movies, books 00:00 Introduction 03:07 The Impact of First Impressions 09:42 Exploring Godzilla Minus One 13:18 The Experience of Taking LSD 23:23 Toxic Products Marketed to Children 25:25 Psychedelics and Silicon Valley 27:13 The Impact of Godzilla Minus One 31:49 The Benefits of Bullet Trains 34:07 The Future of Live Music 41:41 Thoughts on Movies and Books

In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer discuss various topics including Independence Day, comedy shows, agent provocateurs, fake violence at protests, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, Guantanamo Bay, police funding, reproductive rights, and the state of Detroit. They touch on themes of injustice, government manipulation, and the erosion of civil liberties. Detroit is often portrayed as a dystopian hellscape in movies, but Gabe's experience visiting the city was entirely different. He found Detroit to be beautiful and filled with friendly people. The city's auto-centric design and lack of population density contribute to its dystopian feel, but it also fosters a sense of resilience and camaraderie among the residents. Detroit has a thriving art scene, with artists creating without the pressure of commercial success. The city is also known for its diverse food options, including Yemeni and Middle Eastern cuisine. Overall, Detroit offers a unique and vibrant experience for visitors. 00:00Happy Fourth of July and Unjust Incarceration 02:03Proper Etiquette at Comedy Shows 05:21Agent Provocateurs and Manipulation 08:30The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict 11:08Allocation of Funds and Essential Services 14:35 The Battle for Reproductive Rights 28:16 Discovering the Beauty of Detroit 30:37 Resilience and Camaraderie in a Dystopian City 52:06 Thriving Art Scene in Detroit 55:14 Exploring the Diverse Food of Detroit

The conversation revolves around the recent events at Columbia University and the broader implications of Ziontology and institutional control. The hosts discuss their experiences at Columbia, the encampments of activists, and the role of real estate moguls in the university. They also highlight the problematic behavior of Shai Davidai, an adjunct professor at Columbia, and the complicity of the university in allowing his actions. The conversation touches on the influence of Ziontology, the weaponization of free speech, and the need for divestment from institutions supporting oppressive regimes. They also discuss the interconnectedness of state-sponsored paramilitary groups, and the role of Israel in Latin America. The alignment of fundamentalist groups, the experience of traveling to Istanbul and Oaxaca, the disappointment with the movie Monkey Man, and the artist date concept.

The conversation begins with an introduction and a discussion about the Yemen crisis. The hosts then provide personal updates on their lives. They talk about their experiences with archery and their participation in an experiential theater production. They also compare their experiences with immersive performances like Sleep No More. The conversation concludes with a discussion about Diddy and conspiracy theories surrounding him. The conversation covers various topics, including rumors and secrets, exploitation and sex trafficking, reappraising Shug Knight, the pitfalls of child acting, gaslighting and jenni-side, the collapse of the Francis Scott Key Bridge, and Rami Malek's Saturday Night Live monologue. Throughout the conversation, there is a focus on uncovering hidden truths and shedding light on controversial issues.

Corrections: Anat Schwartz is 45, not 20 something. Even worst. And the man holding a gun on Aaron Bushnell was not a cop. He was probably an Israeli security guard. The conversation covers various topics, including self-immolation in protest, media coverage and suppression, the downfall of Vice Media, the importance of backing up digital content, virtual reality, the failure of corporations, and a controversial New York Times article. The conversation delves into the issue of fake news and unethical reporting by the New York Times. It highlights the debunking of a false story and the lack of fact-checking by the newspaper. The podcast 'Caliphate' is mentioned as another example of the New York Times' questionable reporting. The history of the New York Times in legitimizing the Iraq War and its biased agenda in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict are discussed. The conversation also includes movie reviews of 'Zone of Interest' and 'Soft and Quiet,' which draw parallels to the situation in Palestine. 00:00 Introduction and Self-Immolation in Protest 02:00 Media Coverage and Moral Clarity 03:49 Media Suppression and Self-Immolation Incidents 07:12 Farewell to Vice Media 09:02 The Importance of Backing Up Digital Content 10:28 Virtual Reality and Escaping the Real World 25:45 The Failure of Corporations and the Journalism Industry 28:12 Controversial New York Times Article 30:38 Debunking the New York Times' False Story 32:03 The New York Times as Fake News 33:00 Lack of Fact-Checking and Awards 33:30 Unethical and Shady Reporting 35:25 The New York Times' History of Fake News 36:23 The New York Times' Caliphate Podcast Scandal 37:21 The New York Times' Lack of Fact-Checking 39:17 The New York Times' Role in Legitimizing the Iraq War 40:16 The New York Times' Agenda in the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict 42:11 The Movie 'Zone of Interest' and the Parallel with Palestine 43:01 The Movie 'Soft and Quiet' and Banal Evil

On this episode, Gabe and Sameer have comedian Davidson Boswell on the podcast. He joins us after recently returning from performing comedy for a couple months in Thailand. We learn more about performing comedy abroad and his travels in Asia. We also talk about the protests at Columbia University, the "skunk water" attacks from IDF soldiers who happen to also go to school there and the non-existent response from the administration. NOTE: Sameer's mic crapped out toward the end of the episode and we had to make the tough call of still publishing it after it wasn't salvagable. Don't worry, we figured out the problem and it won't be an issue next episode. Follow Davidson on IG and TikTok: @davidsonboswell Follow Gabe on IG @Gabepac1 and Twitter @gabe_pacheco Follow Sameer on IG and Twitter @Sameermon

On the first episode of 2024 the fellas have comedian Freddy G on the podcast. They talk about Gabe's trip to New Orleans, Freddy going to a Zionist school growing up, his trip to Israel on "Birth Right" and some crucial books to read that had a major impact on him. If you like the podcast please Like, Subscribe, REVIEW and most importantly share it with your friends and loved ones. You can find Freddy G on all platforms @FreddyG Gabe @gabepac1 and Sameer @sameermon on IG

This week we sit down with comedian, lawyer, and keyboard warrior Jess Salomon. We talk about life working at the Hague, Jewish summer camps, trips to Gaza, being married to a Palestinian woman, the Artist's Way, human rights, and being a Jewish person who isn't into Zionism. Jess Salomon is a New York based Canadian comedian, who has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. She’s been a Stand Up NBC finalist, done lots of cool festivals including Just for Laughs. Her debut album, “All the Best Choices” came out in 2019 with label, 800 Pound Gorilla which will soon release her debut comedy special and second album, "Sad Witch". You can also watch her comedy special, “Marriage of Convenience” on the Just for Laugh’s YouTube channel, recorded with her wife as part of their duo act @theelsalomons. Fun fact: before comedy Jess used to be a U.N. war crimes lawyer. The jury is still out on whether this was a good move. We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1 twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

Recorded October 26, 2023. The response from Israel post October 7th has been devastating on civilians, especially children in Palestine. Gabe and Sameer have Luisa (their favorite guest) from Why You Mad podcast to talk about the current climate in the United States and abroad. They discuss the immediate McCarthyist attempts at silencing people who question the indiscriminate killing of civilians by Israel as "self defense" in the entertainment industry (among many others) They discuss various attempts at pink-washing and delegitimizing protest to attempt to force Americans to acquiesce and allow a genocide. We urge you to do regarding this subject matter, the kind one used to do at a library, not the kind people do on Instagram via memes. Sameer talks about how Joe Biden spit in the face of Muslims and Arabs across the US and how as a community he has seen them vow not to vote Democrat ever again. They also discuss the article from the New Yorker about Hasan Minhaj and how it was a hit piece along with his response video with receipts. Some immediate moves you can make to help: Demand an immediate ceasefire by calling an writing to your reps. https://www.jewishvoiceforpeace.org/resource/call-congress-support-ceasefire/ Educate your family and friends about the evils of the occupation. March at protests, speak up online. Donate to families in Palestine https://irusa.org/middle-east/palestine/ You can find Gabe @gabepac1 Sameer @sameermon and Luisa @luisadieznuts on Instagram Catch more of Luisa by listening to Why You Mad Podcast episodes https://bit.ly/3QBYt3N

Recorded October 19th Sameer and Gabe talk about the October 7th attack from Hamas on Israel. Sameer talks about growing up in a mixed community and learning about the conditions in the West Bank at a young age. They fellas discuss the occupation and the consequences of the attack. Mostly, the fellas had no idea what was about to transpire in the days following. Stay tuned to future episodes for more updates as things unfold. In advance of being trolled for our dialogue about this subject, we want to make sure that everyone knows that our point of view is that every human being should have freedom and be free of occupation. We value all human life, even those that we might politically disagree with. Our episodes are free but we have a Patreon for fans to support the podcast. In lieu of joining the Patreon today we kindly ask that you donate money to Palestine Children's Relief Fund at the link below. https://pcrf1.app.neoncrm.com/forms/gaza-relief If you are unable to donate money, please make it a point to speak up and educate people on historic misconceptions caused by propaganda, harmful racial stereotypes that dehumanize people and the occupation in general. And as always, be kind to each other and build bridges. You can follow Gabe @gabepac1 and Sameer @sameermon on Instagram. Share, Like and Review this podcast if you like it.

Gabe and Sameer are reunited after simultaneous expeditions to North Africa and South America. Gabe talks about the complicated perception of Pablo Escobar, gives a little insight into the sights and tastes of modern day Medellin. Sameer talks about his trip to Marrakech, Morocco and getting injured in a foreign country and leaving just before a catastrophic earthquake pummeled the Atlas Mountains and surrounding areas. Donate to Doctor's Without Borders to help with relief efforts in Morocco here: bit.ly/3PIxwuB Follow Sameer @sameermon and Gabe @gabepac1 on IG Also, huge news! We've started a newsletter and we're going to start posting photos, links to some of the insane things we talk about and other extras there. Head on over to our Substack and subscribe for a weekly newseltter/reminder when our new episodes drop! Check out Sameer and Gabe's weekly Brooklyn stand-up comedy show called Funhouse every Wednesday night at 10pm at Pete's Candy Store in Williamsburg.

Follow this week's guest ROJO PEREZ We talk about dating, being creatively lost and found, witnessing the eye of a hurricane, fitness, being the cool uncle, partying in Puerto Rico and more... He's performing a new hour at Littlefield Tuesday 8/22/23 8pm We now have a Patreon Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege

Alabama beatdowns, strike news, pigeons living in the air-conditioner, summer picnics and more We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege

This week we talk about the airlines barely functioning and no one being held accountable, the effects of climate change and how epic rainfall is backing up sewers and ejecting sewage into the beaches on the East Coach and other great things like this. Follow us on IG: @sameermon @gabepac1 Like, Comment and Subscribe. Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts OR just share your favorite episode with friends.

Guest this week Michael Friedrich. Journalist, Musician, friend of the pod. Stale punk consciousness at its eponymous museum in Las Vegas. Read more: https://thebaffler.com/salvos/please-shill-me-friedrich We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege

Gabe Pacheco this week with Brandon Collins @americancollins on IG and Mike Brown @yomikebrown on IG Check them out live July 7th at Union Hall in BK 10pm We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

We are back! Subscribe, Rate us on ITunes and Share with Friends! Follow: Gabe on IG @Gabepac1 Sameer on IG @Sameermon See us perform live every week at Brooklyn's longest running weekly independent comedy show Funhouse comedy 10pm in Brooklyn at Pete's Candy Store

Gabe finally read Lord of the Flies and he talks about the real meaning of the book. Sameer tells an asinine story about a demented essay that he wrote about it that set his high school career off on the wrong foot.  Do all comedians lose their edge when they get rich? Gabe reviews Marlon Wayans new stand up special and why it rules. Sameer talks about the impact of crowd work clippers on the art of live stand up comedy.  They talk about the threat of TikTok being banned in the US and how every election cycle centers a social platform to take down. Is TikTok a secret weapon?  Sameer and Gabe debate China and the USA and who’s worse for Muslims and the world in general.  They talk about the algorithm and how everything has become too h*rny these days.  Russia is about to draft and liquidate their non-playable characters to feed the war machine.  Subscribe, Rate us on ITunes and Share with Friends! Follow: Gabe on IG @Gabepac1 Sameer on IG @Sameermon See us perform live every week at Brooklyn's longest running weekly independent comedy show Funhouse comedy 10pm in Brooklyn at Pete's Candy Store

Gabe Pacheco and comedian Jim Search from Swatches and Boomboxes Podcast sit down to talk about life, why you should listen to Griselda, recording comedy albums, and getting harassed by cops.  We  now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:   @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter  @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by  @elizabitcrusher

Gabe and Sameer sit down with musician/journalist Michael Friedrich We talk about Privatize public space urban renewal projects sterilizing the New York City, and the bittersweet legacy of the Gen X DIY punk rock ethos and it's elder statesman Henry Rollins. Michael Friedrich https://linktr.ee/mfriedrichnyc?fbclid=PAAaYHvdWxgFgfAYNKNIQx8-n7l4aTxQvpaKKOGpvBhkmlOqR8Mtdxo-4fueQ We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

This week's guest is the exuberant Christiana Jackson.   A bawdy discussion on maintaining a healthy non-monogamous sex-life while juggling work and comedy.  We also touch on growing up in racist suburbs of New Jersey and colorism in Mexico  Christiana Jackson IG @incomparablemsc We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

We are back from time in the wilderness of the West Coast and working on a short film.  Car troubles, street poetry, the tech dystopia of Seattle, the drug epidemic in Portland and San Francisco, fully automated grocery stores, and hotels, Hugh Hefner and the Playboy Mansion series on Hulu. We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

Very special collaboration episode with Why You Mad podcast host Luisa Diez We cover Colin Quinn's new one-man show, Judith Light's happy marriage arrangement, and the film the Menu, now playing on HBO Max. We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

this is the product you know and love  Buying a used car in LA, driving it into the pacific and the lemon laws Another banger for your ears and brains.   We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

Boom!  From the Fraudsters Podcast, today's guest is Justin Williams.  We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord   IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco  IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon   Twitter @halalcartels   MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

Triple-dem-ick!!!! Watching the Shining in Español Thanksgiving FIFA Dry Holiday in Qatar Sameer’s Friends love non-alcoholic beer Modern day slavery in the Gulf Gabe is buying random spices

We apologize about the audio on this thang, but the content is strong in this one. See you next week with cleaner and crisper audio. Today we talk about the National Security Agency vs Buzzfeed, the origin of the FBI and their campaign against the Flores Magon brothers, cops in gangs, arranged marriages, no Nut November, and embracing bachelorhood We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord   IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco  IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon   Twitter @halalcartels   MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

How being polite will be your downfall. Punishers at comedy shows. Allergic reactions at languages schools.  Evangelical faith healers pray over Gabe.  Sameer's neighbor wants him to buy home made wine. We also roast the movie Top Gun: Maverick We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

We trot the globe from the Rogue Island Comedy Fest to the night clubs of Lagos Nigeria on this episode.  We also mention Midnight Mass, a variety of soups, haunted farmhouses in Portland Maine, Stephen King’s On Writing, CIA sponsored playgrounds in the Third World, Lagos as a libertarian free-market utopia, and more We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher