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Halal Cartels — 104 episodes

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Yeah our May Day episode is late but so is the rent

2

Match Stick Mario Bros and The Power of Direct Action in a Disconnected World

3

Veteran's Day USA, Homegrown Zetas at Fort Bragg, and Skyscapers to Nowhere Boomerang Time

4

Istanbul's international airport is like a casino you can't leave and we go to South Africa to see if there is a White Genocide happening

5

The borders are in your mind, soak up the culture, live life like a traveler w/Courtney Fearrington

6

Put Bezos, Diddy, and Oprah in Alligator Alcatraz and a realistic remake of the Truman Show where the FBI radicalize kids in mosques

7

Inner Space: Acts of Service, Bi-Polar Disorder, and Manic Tales w/ John F O’Donnell

8

An Ex-Gangster for Capitalism, a Former Guerilla for Peace,and a T-1000 walk into a bar

9

2+2=5? w/ Luisa Diez

10

Holiday in Cuba! Alternative Realities and Possible Futures

11

NYC is a Ghost Town, Zohran for Mayor, and Tankies saved Cambodia: With Davidson Boswell

12

Creepy Crawling Apocalypse with a Sam Jackson Voice Over While We Put the Chipotle on Layaway

13

Green Card Deportation to a WeWork Detention Center in Damascus

14

French Connections, Oval Office Roasts, and Fly Coach with Parachutes

15

Space Travel or Three Hermanas

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Eating Credit Cards for the Microplastics and Watching the Superbowl for the Commercials

17

The US and France Are Having A Racism Contest!

18

Faking pregnancies and breakdancing like kangaroos for clout

19

Marseille is better than Paris, Turkish Delights, and the Panopticon State

20

Copa America, Argentina's Chainsaw Economics, and the Multipolarity Express with Davidson Boswell

21

Makruh Mukbang with Hanan Issa

22

Godzilla Minus One and Your Annual Father’s Day Work Noose

23

Happy 4th to the world from Guam to Gaza

24

Give the Columbia kids cookies, learn about axolotls, and don't use Expedia

25

Sipping Yemeni Coffee at Sleep No More While My Wife is in Jail and Diddy is Free

26

Self-Immolation, Vice Media Left for Dead in Malaysia, A Soft and Quiet Zone of Interest

27

Something Stinks at Columbia University but Thailand rules! (Feat. Davidson Boswell)

28

Freddy G's Reading List

29

War Crimes Lawyers, Unerotic Dutch People, Jews for Peace w/ Jess Salomon

30

Welcome To Soldiers of Light Radio feat. Luisa Diez

31

The Open Air Prison Jail Break Episode

32

The Guys Were Just Marinating In Medellin and Escaping An Earthquake in Marrakech

33

Dating single moms and welcoming the aliens with Rojo Perez

34

Bird lice, proud moms, and sneaking away from the picnic to make babies

35

Episode 70! Airline meltdowns, Ocean toilets and Strikes

36

Leaky Buns in the Sensory Deprivation Tank and Punk Rock Museums in Las Vegas w/ Michael Friedrich

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Midsummer Episode with Special Guests, the Comedy Outliers Brandon Collins and Mike Brown

38

Ai Couple's Counselors and Naked Comedy Shows in the End Days

39

Lord of the Flies, Crowd Work Comics, Is China really that bad?, Russia is about to liquidate all their non-playable characters to feed the war machine.

40

Binghamton's Brightest Star Jim "Jim Jam" Search drops by for 90s Hip Hop talk, self-producing comedy albums, and tales of chapped lip New England state troopers

41

Henry Rollins to Rogan Pipeline and Billionaire Vanity Islands w/ Journo Michael Friedrich

42

Is Eating A$$$$ Halal? with Christiana Jackson

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Assaulted by street poetry, soggy Seattle zombieland, and the ugly truth about the Playboy Mansion

44

Halal Small Talk and Cartel Menus w/guest Luisa Diez

45

Pyroclastic Flows, Rental Cars, Holiday at the Vatican, and Polar Vortices

46

Detroit Techno, Newark Urban Renewal, and Godfather 3 with Justin Williams

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Dry Boy Thanksgiving in Qatar and Milking Snakes for Venom

48

Black Licorice, Cop Gangs, Escaping Arranged Marriages and Embracing Bachelorhood (sry abt the audio)

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Speaking in Tongues in Cuernavaca, Curbing Comedy Punishers, Toilet Wine is Haram, Being Polite is not a Virtue,

50

Spooky New England Bisques and Spicy Nigerian Pepper Soups

51

Dahmer, Cops Failing Up, Bad Bunny Videos, and Sneaky Pork: Eating Halal in Japan

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A Strange Journey from Civil Wars to Stand Up Comedy Festivals in South Sudan, w/ Akau Jambo

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Haunted by Soggy Ghost Girls, Klosterman's Nineties, and Pakistan is Underwater

54

Was Sex Better Under Stalin? Who are the Gen Z Trads? Why Bosses So Horny to Return to Officespace w/ Luisa Diez

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Aliens on the Lolita Express, Botanical Sexism, the Bushido Code is a Rent-A-Cop Manual

56

Explosive Ink Packets on Your Door Dash Delivery, New Predator flick "Prey", and Paris Comedy

57

Warzone Cuddle Parties, Role Playing Life and Death Scenarios, and Jarheads Teaching Phonics

58

Horny French Mountain Men, Jamaican food cooked by Australians, and soon we'll all be in Company Towns

59

Nosy Cab Drivers in Korea, Pickpocketing Monkeys in India, and getting lost in the Outback w/ Eve Ellenbogen

60

Controlled demolition of US economy, Redacted Tonight, Bill Gates, Art Stars, and Mental Health w/John F O’Donnell

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Alabama to Palestine pipeline, tech bros in Ramallah, Jesus and seggs werkers w/ Atheer Yacoub

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The Boys, prepping for the Ayahuasca ceremony with horror movies, and the myth of the self-made man

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Cargo Cults, Psychic Vampires, Aaron Burr, and the emotional con of linking "Passion" to the Workplace

64

Monkey Pox on the NYPD, searching for Biden’s Corn Pop, and White Erasure in Comedy

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Raw Deals at Culinary School during the Pandemic with Natasha Jones

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Torture Queen Beauty Tips, and Pusha T's next album should be called "Formula"

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Where is our generation's Symbionese Liberation Army, getting Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease from your kids in daycare, and Filipino transgender revolutionaries

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Maybe catching Covid from a Sea Lion and Getting attacked by Bats in Cartagena

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Self-Stitching, Self-Reliance, and Puerto Rican Independence with Suni Reyes

70

Man-eating tigers, the hunt for Bin-Laden sparks a Polio comeback, and more!

71

The Batman, Scammers in Science Under Capitalism, the Exile to Conservative NatSec Warhawk Pipeline, R.I.P. RT

72

Talk to Me Face, Ukraine on the Brain, and Haitian Pride with Global Citizen and Flatbush native Comedian Norlex Belma

73

Mostly a movie episode: Texas Chainsaws, Freaky, the Last Duel, and also getting your family presents with the Marlboro Miles.

74

Dogs are cool, Jackass Forever is art, and we raise a white claw to the crypto, tinder, and hipster grifters,

75

An animated series where the School of the Americas sends substitute teachers to an elementary school near you

76

Taking the Chinese Bullet Train with the Lenny Bruce of Abu Dhabi: Simeon Goodson

77

Married Polyamorous Former Youth Pastors, the Bible, Latinos in Comedy, and Chill Dads with Steve Hernandez

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What's in your bug out bag? Gourmet Cannibal Seasoning, Glow Sticks, Bear Mace, and Percocets

79

Global Citizens, Good Guests, Good Hosts ,and Doing Funny Accents Right! W/ Sonal Aggarwal

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90 Day Fiancé in the Amazon, Wet Nurse Johnny Rockets, and the Soft Power of Ethnic Cuisines

81

Terrorizing Timeshare Salemen for Treats and the Democrats Hate Public School Teachers

82

Xmas is a cursed holiday, regressing around your family, near-death experiences, sleep paralysis, The Beach, Don’t Look Up, and More!

83

Sameer had healthy twins! Meditations on Milk, Modern-Day Slavery, FBI Wiretaps, and Throat Goats

84

Shotcallers in the newborn nursery and the Opium Wars

85

Selling Guns and Cocaine to Fund Death Squads to Stop Kids from Learning to Read: US vs Nicaragua

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Went to Boston for the McLobster Roll and binged Narcos Mexico Abolish the DEA

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Phallic Magic Mushroom Tips and the Times Square Scientology Temple

88

Missionaries love being kidnapped, Colin Powell’s Ghost, Gay Bollywood Chicago

89

Villains of Mt Rushmore, East Village Nerdcore Rap, and Prosthetic Vaginas

90

Haunted Houses, Medellin Covid Tests, New Age Crystals are the New Blood Diamonds

91

Carnivorous caterpillars, cowboys, and luau pigs on the nude beaches of Hawaii

92

We Built this Empire on a Superfund Black Site and it's Haunted by Candyman

93

Surveillance State is Up Our Ass and Is Sublime the Best Band of the 90s?

94

Who Among Us is Worthy of Getting Abducted by Communist Aliens? Taliban in Space

95

Travel like the CIA, do LSD for mental fitness, read about old-timey crime

96

Duct Taped Passenger on a One-Way Flight to Woodstock 99

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Tourism Rules!!! Sex pests on the Darjeeling Limited and eating bugs in Teotihuacan

98

Radicalize the Soccer Moms and Thank Bin Laden for Bespoke Weed?!?

99

Libertad! Stuck in a Classroom with Infectious American Optimism and the Windows Painted Shut

100

White Yoga Instructor on a Cruise Ship to Somalia

101

Mandatory Marijuana Olympics: The Musical

102

Awkward Saudi Royal Family Quinceañera

103

Numero Dos: Still Standing

104

Intro Episode: We're not weird, you are...