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AI SLOP Cinema Kurdish Delights and Movie Posters in Ghana

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The Zone of Discomfort and the Odyssey

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Welcome to the jungle, be it the Amazon, Naples, or the world of private spying companies

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The Devil's Lettuce and Flim Flam in the Yucatán

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Yeah our May Day episode is late but so is the rent

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Match Stick Mario Bros and The Power of Direct Action in a Disconnected World

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Veteran's Day USA, Homegrown Zetas at Fort Bragg, and Skyscapers to Nowhere Boomerang Time

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Istanbul's international airport is like a casino you can't leave and we go to South Africa to see if there is a White Genocide happening

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The borders are in your mind, soak up the culture, live life like a traveler w/Courtney Fearrington

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Put Bezos, Diddy, and Oprah in Alligator Alcatraz and a realistic remake of the Truman Show where the FBI radicalize kids in mosques

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Inner Space: Acts of Service, Bi-Polar Disorder, and Manic Tales w/ John F O’Donnell

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An Ex-Gangster for Capitalism, a Former Guerilla for Peace,and a T-1000 walk into a bar

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2+2=5? w/ Luisa Diez

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Holiday in Cuba! Alternative Realities and Possible Futures

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NYC is a Ghost Town, Zohran for Mayor, and Tankies saved Cambodia: With Davidson Boswell

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Creepy Crawling Apocalypse with a Sam Jackson Voice Over While We Put the Chipotle on Layaway

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Green Card Deportation to a WeWork Detention Center in Damascus

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French Connections, Oval Office Roasts, and Fly Coach with Parachutes

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Space Travel or Three Hermanas

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Eating Credit Cards for the Microplastics and Watching the Superbowl for the Commercials

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The US and France Are Having A Racism Contest!

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Faking pregnancies and breakdancing like kangaroos for clout

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Marseille is better than Paris, Turkish Delights, and the Panopticon State

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Copa America, Argentina's Chainsaw Economics, and the Multipolarity Express with Davidson Boswell

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Makruh Mukbang with Hanan Issa

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Godzilla Minus One and Your Annual Father’s Day Work Noose

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Happy 4th to the world from Guam to Gaza

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Give the Columbia kids cookies, learn about axolotls, and don't use Expedia

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Sipping Yemeni Coffee at Sleep No More While My Wife is in Jail and Diddy is Free

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Self-Immolation, Vice Media Left for Dead in Malaysia, A Soft and Quiet Zone of Interest

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Something Stinks at Columbia University but Thailand rules! (Feat. Davidson Boswell)

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Freddy G's Reading List

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War Crimes Lawyers, Unerotic Dutch People, Jews for Peace w/ Jess Salomon

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Welcome To Soldiers of Light Radio feat. Luisa Diez

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The Open Air Prison Jail Break Episode

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The Guys Were Just Marinating In Medellin and Escaping An Earthquake in Marrakech

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Dating single moms and welcoming the aliens with Rojo Perez

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Bird lice, proud moms, and sneaking away from the picnic to make babies

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Episode 70! Airline meltdowns, Ocean toilets and Strikes

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Leaky Buns in the Sensory Deprivation Tank and Punk Rock Museums in Las Vegas w/ Michael Friedrich

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Midsummer Episode with Special Guests, the Comedy Outliers Brandon Collins and Mike Brown

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Ai Couple's Counselors and Naked Comedy Shows in the End Days

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Lord of the Flies, Crowd Work Comics, Is China really that bad?, Russia is about to liquidate all their non-playable characters to feed the war machine.

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Binghamton's Brightest Star Jim "Jim Jam" Search drops by for 90s Hip Hop talk, self-producing comedy albums, and tales of chapped lip New England state troopers

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Henry Rollins to Rogan Pipeline and Billionaire Vanity Islands w/ Journo Michael Friedrich

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Is Eating A$$$$ Halal? with Christiana Jackson

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Assaulted by street poetry, soggy Seattle zombieland, and the ugly truth about the Playboy Mansion

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Halal Small Talk and Cartel Menus w/guest Luisa Diez

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Pyroclastic Flows, Rental Cars, Holiday at the Vatican, and Polar Vortices

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Detroit Techno, Newark Urban Renewal, and Godfather 3 with Justin Williams

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Dry Boy Thanksgiving in Qatar and Milking Snakes for Venom

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Black Licorice, Cop Gangs, Escaping Arranged Marriages and Embracing Bachelorhood (sry abt the audio)

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Speaking in Tongues in Cuernavaca, Curbing Comedy Punishers, Toilet Wine is Haram, Being Polite is not a Virtue,

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Spooky New England Bisques and Spicy Nigerian Pepper Soups

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Dahmer, Cops Failing Up, Bad Bunny Videos, and Sneaky Pork: Eating Halal in Japan

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A Strange Journey from Civil Wars to Stand Up Comedy Festivals in South Sudan, w/ Akau Jambo

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Haunted by Soggy Ghost Girls, Klosterman's Nineties, and Pakistan is Underwater

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Was Sex Better Under Stalin? Who are the Gen Z Trads? Why Bosses So Horny to Return to Officespace w/ Luisa Diez

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Aliens on the Lolita Express, Botanical Sexism, the Bushido Code is a Rent-A-Cop Manual

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Explosive Ink Packets on Your Door Dash Delivery, New Predator flick "Prey", and Paris Comedy

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Warzone Cuddle Parties, Role Playing Life and Death Scenarios, and Jarheads Teaching Phonics

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Horny French Mountain Men, Jamaican food cooked by Australians, and soon we'll all be in Company Towns

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Nosy Cab Drivers in Korea, Pickpocketing Monkeys in India, and getting lost in the Outback w/ Eve Ellenbogen

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Controlled demolition of US economy, Redacted Tonight, Bill Gates, Art Stars, and Mental Health w/John F O’Donnell

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Alabama to Palestine pipeline, tech bros in Ramallah, Jesus and seggs werkers w/ Atheer Yacoub

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The Boys, prepping for the Ayahuasca ceremony with horror movies, and the myth of the self-made man

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Cargo Cults, Psychic Vampires, Aaron Burr, and the emotional con of linking "Passion" to the Workplace

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Monkey Pox on the NYPD, searching for Biden’s Corn Pop, and White Erasure in Comedy

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Raw Deals at Culinary School during the Pandemic with Natasha Jones

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Torture Queen Beauty Tips, and Pusha T's next album should be called "Formula"

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Where is our generation's Symbionese Liberation Army, getting Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease from your kids in daycare, and Filipino transgender revolutionaries

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Maybe catching Covid from a Sea Lion and Getting attacked by Bats in Cartagena

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Self-Stitching, Self-Reliance, and Puerto Rican Independence with Suni Reyes

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Man-eating tigers, the hunt for Bin-Laden sparks a Polio comeback, and more!

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The Batman, Scammers in Science Under Capitalism, the Exile to Conservative NatSec Warhawk Pipeline, R.I.P. RT

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Talk to Me Face, Ukraine on the Brain, and Haitian Pride with Global Citizen and Flatbush native Comedian Norlex Belma

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Mostly a movie episode: Texas Chainsaws, Freaky, the Last Duel, and also getting your family presents with the Marlboro Miles.

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Dogs are cool, Jackass Forever is art, and we raise a white claw to the crypto, tinder, and hipster grifters,

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An animated series where the School of the Americas sends substitute teachers to an elementary school near you

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Taking the Chinese Bullet Train with the Lenny Bruce of Abu Dhabi: Simeon Goodson

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Married Polyamorous Former Youth Pastors, the Bible, Latinos in Comedy, and Chill Dads with Steve Hernandez

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What's in your bug out bag? Gourmet Cannibal Seasoning, Glow Sticks, Bear Mace, and Percocets

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Global Citizens, Good Guests, Good Hosts ,and Doing Funny Accents Right! W/ Sonal Aggarwal

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90 Day Fiancé in the Amazon, Wet Nurse Johnny Rockets, and the Soft Power of Ethnic Cuisines

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Terrorizing Timeshare Salemen for Treats and the Democrats Hate Public School Teachers

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Xmas is a cursed holiday, regressing around your family, near-death experiences, sleep paralysis, The Beach, Don’t Look Up, and More!

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Sameer had healthy twins! Meditations on Milk, Modern-Day Slavery, FBI Wiretaps, and Throat Goats

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Shotcallers in the newborn nursery and the Opium Wars

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Selling Guns and Cocaine to Fund Death Squads to Stop Kids from Learning to Read: US vs Nicaragua

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Went to Boston for the McLobster Roll and binged Narcos Mexico Abolish the DEA

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Phallic Magic Mushroom Tips and the Times Square Scientology Temple

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Missionaries love being kidnapped, Colin Powell’s Ghost, Gay Bollywood Chicago

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Villains of Mt Rushmore, East Village Nerdcore Rap, and Prosthetic Vaginas

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Haunted Houses, Medellin Covid Tests, New Age Crystals are the New Blood Diamonds

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Carnivorous caterpillars, cowboys, and luau pigs on the nude beaches of Hawaii

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We Built this Empire on a Superfund Black Site and it's Haunted by Candyman

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Surveillance State is Up Our Ass and Is Sublime the Best Band of the 90s?

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Who Among Us is Worthy of Getting Abducted by Communist Aliens? Taliban in Space

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Travel like the CIA, do LSD for mental fitness, read about old-timey crime

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Duct Taped Passenger on a One-Way Flight to Woodstock 99