KUCI: Serena Sharp Show

The 1ST Obama "I told you so"/ The Coyote and the Dog Park/ Deer gets revenge on hunter/ Bush Shoe Assailant

Is Porno Cheating?/ "I Hate My Life"/ Milk and Men Kissing: Oh My!

Salsa Virgin Mary: Miracle or Stain?/ Taking Turkey from those we don't show Thanks to/ Fruits of Pressure on Yes On 8 People

'UGLY DUCKLINGS' PLEA WINS MAYOR SEXISM AWARD/ Michael Phelps sexy??/ The Sharp Show gets email/ Support NO on Prop 8 Companies!/ MALAYSIA SET TO CURB LESBIANISM.

Meet the candidates: Bacon and Fries/ Obama takes his first poop in the white house./ GOOGLE search terms track pulse of the nation/ Yes on 8 people/ "Gay is just as good as straight!"

Please Keep Praying for Us/ Little Sluts/ Hanging Sarah Palin & Hate Crime

That's what god can do/ Global Warming caused by Distant stars?/ Half of US doctors use placebo treatments/ Eating contests cancelled while death is under investigation/ No takers for $10,000 prize in contest that requires abstinence/ Vacuuming could cause teens' bodies to malform

Palin lookalike strippers/ God blesses some - curses others/ Billionaire gives advice on Happiness/ Kabbalah sure sign of cheating/ Barack Osama/ Investment advice: Drink heavily and recycle/ Ha Ha Too late to discriminate against 19th century gay/ Great news: We accept you. Gee, Thanks!/ The most important problem in India is keeping lesbians from cuddling

young children wussified these days/ sex ed a waste of money/ murderer commits suicide after killing his family/ Breastfeeding the answer to Chinese toxic milk/ Teen Pregnancy: Maybe the little sluts should fear being kicked out/ Both candidates agree -- And then they are spun in opposite directions/ Candidate's positive gay remarks are spun negatively

Isn't politics fun?? :)/ My opponent is a big poopypants/ I registered to vote while I was pooping. :)/ PSA Encouraging stupid not to vote/ Lohan was merely copping to a close friendship (!) Puh-Lease!/ Dern dern dern dern did a lern.../ Iran admits it has gay people... But only a few/ Prop 8 is like cell phones or kitty cats or cheese pizza... without the cell phones, the cats, or the pizza./ Religious straight couples refuse to marry until gay marriage is banned - Great!

Bill Clinton sticking up for McCain/ Don't pee toward the East/ Christians against women leaders

Women Don't Stick Up For Women

Bizarre News/ I want my meat!/ Our taxes to financial counseling?!/ Now that's what I'd call a Big Mac Attack./ Voters listen to their hearts over their heads.

31 Flavors... In one night!/ Duck Stamp error sends callers to sex line :P/ Sarah Palin is an intelligent, gutsy, driven, and very human, being, as are all of the players at this level

Obama a more effective commander in chief than McCain?/ Gay diver wins Gold but NBC did not show his family and partner in the stands/ Paris gets vagina insured!/ Gay woman gets discriminated against until 2 mos before her death/ "God saved toddler" -Simpleminded Nitwit

The Olympics: Controversies about things I couldn't care less about/ Thanking Jesus Christ for winning a medal/ Not The Olympics: "He's a disgrace to his race"

The S was bound to hit the fan/ The fugly girl versus the little girl who can't sing/ Let's drill some oil

Man Injured by Mountain Lion A Moron/ Make Your Extramarital Affair Worth It!/ Birth Control Equals Abortion/ Fight For Your Right To Take Off Your Pants/ Tubby Tabby/ Why Did We Allow The Olympics To Be In China?/ Racism Bad - Sexism O.K.!

How To Get To Heaven/ Remember Anthrax??/ Making Up Hate Crime

Lindsay Lohan out enough for me/ Plastic, Please/ Cell phones allow you to be IN emergency jet landing with gaping hole

Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Love -- Why couldn't it be me??!/ The Pursuit Of Happiness/ It Was The Summer Of '84!/ "I wanna cut his nuts off"/ Ronald McDonald, Sam Walton, Henry Ford Gay

Condoleezza Says She's "Proud" Of Decision To Invade Iraq/ "What color is he?" is worse than "Nappy Headed Hoes"/ "Pregnant Man" Gives Birth/ Homosexuality is officially illegal in India

Where to find boobs!/ Hot chicks are always "amazed" guys find the time for them -- Duh!/ "How come when it's us it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken it's an omelet?" -- I loved and am going to miss George Carlin/ Al Gore's home could power 232 U.S. homes/ What gay marriage means to me

My Clinton Confession/ 1ST Blood/ It takes a male and a female to raise a child

Scientists of the world hard at work on the elimination of sheep farts/ Don't give your sweetie jewelry that has been inside someone's digestive tract/ Short on cash? Catching Bigfoot will get you a million bucks/ The Top 10 Jobs that will get you laid in 2008/ This Hillary supporter mixing it up at an Obama volunteer party/ Accused 9/11 Mastermind Wants Death Sentence. Uh, Let's give it to him!

Purple Heart for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder/ Wander out of the safety zone, expect to get speared/ Money discriminates against blind people/ Hurricane Katrina caused by Gay pride/ Senator wants YouTube to censor all Islamist videos

God made woman, children live with dead woman on toilet for two months/ Who taught Barack how to play pool??/ Take drugs and kill yourself for all I care/ Take a joke/ There should be doping in baseball!

More people have voted for Hillary than Barack/ Sending kids to visit criminal moms in prison for Mothers' Day is a crappy ass idea/ F Big Brother and his red light cameras/ Sex and love are not addictions

"That's definitely our pig"/ Don't piss-off a powerful politician/ Court says high school students have the right to wear anti-gay t-shirts

0 Tolerance Policy -- 5 Year Old Suspended/ Keeping pedophiles out of the priesthood is like keeping caffeine addicts out of the Starbucks/ Hit-and-run grannys/ Brigitte Bardot is not dead

Arrest dog owners/ Young and inexperienced Obama supporters don't even know what they don't know/ The Preggers "Man" -- Fifteen Minutes of Freak Show Fame/ 17 YO HS football star murdered by an illegal alien gang member -- Send the trash back from where they came

Email Complaints about the show!/ Strong armed by soccer moms at the Starbucks/ So the Moratorium on Murder didn't work? -- Shocking!/ No shortage of terrible parenting keeping therapists in business/ Come enjoy the benefits of America without pledging allegiance to her

Fighting at Subway/ UCLA college talk radio personality whining over Bruin March Madness broadcast rights/ It's true -- You can't handle the truth!/ Hands-Free sucks and isn't safer!

Planned Parenthood Aborting Black Babies/ Don't Fall Asleep Next To A Stranger!/ Hey Gays -- Shut Up!/ Aging Babes: Gray Not Hot/ My Neighbor's Hookers

"Modern Women" make babies cry/ I want my Airborne!/ Do teachers protect your kids?/ I know why NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer risked it all for sex

What Daylight Savings Time and Low Flow Toilets have in common/ Christians Fighting with Christians -- Like Retards arguing over IQ/ White Americans at an Illegal Immigration rally?/ ABC censors A Raisin In The Sun

I hate Barack Obama/ Black Women -- Black vs. Women/ "SUPER" Delegates College President says it's The Teacher's Fault if you Fail

Black History Month/ Uperbowl-Say/ Britney Spears

I'm scared of my cell phone again/ Clinton in bed with another woman?/ Church picketing Heath Ledger's funeral because of Brokeback Mountain/ Fired for taking medicine -- called marijuana/ Illegal To Drive While Verbose (DWV)

All of the students at one school on the badly behaved list are of a certain race - Why?/ Turns out we all can't just get along/ Should Muslim athletes be allowed to wear a special uniform to competition?

Pregnant High School Students/ Hicks In Iowa/ The Only Thing I Really Want From A President/ Globes Ceremony Canceled - Good For The Writers!/ Do The Natural Thing and Shave!

Death puts a damper on music, drinks and food/ I'd kill my baby daddy for Hannah Montana tickets/ Rich Losing Their Religion/ Retarded are now Those With Diminished Comprehension/ Rich, married, church-going, white, Republican parents satisfied and happy - And your point is?

HMO murders girl/ Christmas Vacation vs. Winter Break/ A murderer eulogizes a batterer/ If the tiger mauling victims taunted the tiger, they deserve what they got!

Finally a study says taking off our shoes at the airport is a complete waste of time/ Presidential candidates' passions/ Send your kid to church and she comes back pregnant

Kangaroo Farts/ Elementary School Crush/ Oprah better not ruin it for Hillary/ I am terrified of my cell phone!/ God Killed Gunman

Maybe NOT getting to know each other is the key to a successful relationship/ Would you sleep in a dead man's house?/ Is it right for charity Solicitors to guilt people at the airport? Why don't people just learn to say no./ There was a "Prayer For Peace" days before the Mall Shooting. Well that worked./ Teen Births Rise. I think it's because of the Mexicans./ Miracle On 34TH Street objectionable?!

Charming Muslims/ Miss Congeniality 2!/ Tiffany's vs. eBay/ Another Peterson with dead and missing wives

Cheerleader Photos Controversial/ Ban Handguns?/ American Airlines says 90% baggage accuracy is acceptable!/ Punishment for manslaughter is going to work?!/ Compulsory national service?

If you're dating a woman other than your wife, your son may kill you/ Charge the 10-year-old fire starter/ Kill your neighbor's burglars/ If jail makes parents do the right thing, then jail 'em!

Smoking pot at the Lion King/ "It's a Small World" is being renamed "It's a Fat World"/ Georgia elects a governor who believes he can solve the state's problems by praying that they will get better - By comparison it makes The Terminator seem like a super intelligent choice/ Jews never declared holy war and killed innocent civilians in the name of Moses!