LAFCAST

Libby And Fat-Elvises Chat About: How much better last week's lost episode was, Benjamin Braff's Curious Condition, A tract-packed human volcano, Carrot Tops and Coffee Bottoms, A scathing criticism of Big Olive, and the mystery of Shania One.   NEXT WEEK: ANCIENT EGYPT!

Libby and Flower-Drinking Friends Chat About: Joseph Gordon Levitt Get It and Love It, Mister Mustard Mouth, Keebler Customer Service, Communication via Chiney emojis, and Libby's Little Angels. Next time: Alcohol!    

Libby and Fried Foods Chat About: Other people's crumbs, "deep" versus "rim" south, the tragic tale of Fat Again John Goodman, various fluids by viscosity,  cold jeans on a Friday night, store-brand cans of fat, and Dansplaining the Ninja Turtles reboot. Next time: HIPPOS!  

Libby and Founding Fathers Chat About: Wizard husbandry, the Inflation of Pleasance, alternative uses for Funyuns,  and time-traveling dick jokes.  

Libby and Four-Months-Ago-People Chat About:  Waffle House Syrup House Seaman House and Honey Buckets

Libby And Flagrant mutineers Chat About:   The lack of timely Halloweenness, Jon's inability to escape the Piña Colada Song, Tim Honks and the Borbs, much ado about big jugs, Fruity Booty and sucky treats, Mouth Klaus, Pros and cons of "Taz Head," Sugartits Gibson, and Jumanji Logic

Libby And Fellas Chat About: Mostly just offensive Japanese accents, a few ghost stories,  the ol' Christina Reacharound, and Pecan John.

Libby And Food critics Chat About:   More things to LAKTATE, reverse-engineered alcohol candy, beer pressure, Libby's butthole punishments, three Jeff Goldblums and a dinosaur, Franson's sneaky features, ass mangoes and egg pockets, and Blax Mix.

Libby And Former fat kids Chat About:   Deep-fried breading, A college freshman's "Sex A Chore," goat metabolism, young Jon's rookie card, gas-station-food physique, Libby's thwompy dumpster ass, Beggin' Burger King, a "soft four", fat stats, and a whole new way to LAKTATE

Libby and Fluffy-backed titbabblers Chat About:   Boobs in the mail for Bubba Paluza, Libby's Shopko dreamgirl, the strict and magical rules of Dr. Grant, Cruddy Butter, cocksnappers, poop-ornaments in the shaft alley, rimbombs and La Bamba, and Grandmother Willow's spunkwater.

Libby and Folks Chat About:   Cannibalism right off the bat,  the saga of Rotten Randy, Couch Eater Origins: Jolly Juice, holiday-flavored sodas and Joe Haddad's tender tummy, survival camping with Dan and Fran, and Gettin' It from Grumpy   (Continued from Episode 62's epic 4-way)

Libby And a Full table of dudes Chat About: A pooping menace, Libby's vaKKKation, the conclusion to the "Will Franson graduate?" cliffhanger, a sleeping crying peeing 5-year-old, realrealbad comic book movies, and all of Bono's problems.   (Part 1 of an epic 4-way...part 2 coming soon!)          

Libby and Four-Father Jon Kelly Chat About: Music streaming double-downs, The benefits of Two Game Boys instead of one friend, Libby's encyclopedic knowledge of She Spies, Pregnance, pleasance, and joyment, Bill Staines, Gord's Gold, and the secrets of dad music, and whatever a pack of gum told us to say.

LayLibby, FrayFranson, and Daniel Craig (?) Chat About:   Daniel's new pawnjob, The entire plot of Furious Seven, Amneezy, Vindeezy, and Puzzle Piece, Squarts and Quaffs, Diarrhea beans, Ornamental orifices, Body-warm soda,  and a buttermilk dilemma

Libby and Friends Chat About:   Franson's double pink eye, the continued adventures of Florida Man, Betsy Ross Blues, some not-so-grand larceny, life on ponyback, and a special appearance by the Weather Wizard

Libby And "Fortunate Jon" Kelly Chat About: Undercover Judaism, Taco Week, Beeswax and cheesewax, Barely lateral thinking, The bad potato, False facts, and a bunch of stupid orcs.

Libby and Father Jon Kelly Chat About: Humpty Dumpty's origin story, an electric rifle in Elephant Land, the unfortunate adventures of Florida Man, invisible perverts, Motorfries, Toby Keith's many bars and/or grills, and Guy Fieri's awareness campaign

Libby and Franson Chat About:   Franson's new gloves, The 2013 Oscars, Piss and/or vinegar, Brad Pitt's Peep of Youth, Sean Penn's Old Crotch, Insults to Jennifer Lawrence and Tim Duncan out of nowhere, and Reese's Peener Cups  

Libby and Franson (with special guest Erik Nelson) Chat About: Secret Origins of "Peabody" Very thin Pajama Pants Mai Jahb cuisine Kindergarten-level Spanish for grown-ass adults

Libby and Friends of the Podcast Dan and Jon Kelly Chat About: The inspirational rubber band industry What to do "if it's brown" The battle of Stewarts---French v Patrick Justin Bieber's next career move Dan's "Franco Face" Undiluted MiO A big willie problem Frankenstein's black monster ...and a innovation in the casserole market.

Libby and Franson Chat About: Mister Whisper Gojira the sad bear Michael Jordan in all media Mac privilege and a Jump-Streetin' 34-year-old

Libby and Franson chat about: ILC's Annie Jr The funniest book of the Bible Garbage! The Musical CrapDoors The musical indiscretions of young Zach Franson

Libby and Fifth-Anniversary-Crew Chat About: Gas station video rental Bringing "Porno" back Suckin' off chili dogs Smokin' Beers

Libby and Franson (and Jon and Dan Kelly) Chat About: Two LAFCAST Milestones, Barn burning/storming Ross Betsy and his many fears and worriesEmbroidery Jobs.   Tune in next week for the second half of LAFCAST's Fifth Anniversary Spectacular!

Libby And Franson Chat About: Bad vibes regarding Bay's Turtles Zombie racism Bite-sized fruity RPGs Jerky where it doesn't belong Sweatin' to Slim Goodbody at Subway ...and a Newly Single Girl

Libby And Franson Chat About Singing Statesmen, Smallville, dead airtime filled with Googling, and lots and lots of German. Rescued from the LAFCAST dungeon of forsaken podcasts.

Libby And Franson Chat About:Veronica Mars, long awaited returns, TV, boring stuff, year-long hiatuses (hiati?)

WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! In this episode, Franson is back in the studio with Libby, and they have a year or so's worth of Truck Stuff to discuss with you. From Franson's men-only "glee club" to Libby's two seperate poopacalypses, the original LAF bring back the funny like a couple of sailor boys. Stay tuned next week for even more shenanigans. Poobits!

Welcome back, folks and girls! In this episode, Libby and Daniel bring a brand new co-host to the fold, Dan's brand-spanking-new wife, Jess! Results are...mixed, as Jess proves to be the single most distractible person LAFCAST has ever heard, Libby included. Despite the boys' best efforts to retain some semblance of topic clarity and talk about the wedding, Hurricane Jessica blows right through the city and creates one of the most random, rambunctious podcasts ever recorded at 7:00 in the morning. Beebles!

Wecome back! In the second half of Libby's conversation with the legendary Josh "The WonderLlama" Stifter, the two gentlemen dive into some true confessions, starting with the lighter treasons. They discuss sleep-deprived hallucinations (including what may or may not have been the first Minnesota pterodactyl sighting in literally HUNDREDS of years,) R-rated theatrical experiences, and Alice Cooper as the "perfect man." Also, Libby admits to killing Steve Jobs in a particularly disturbing fashion, Josh is forced to spend some intimate quality time with Carrot Top, and James Cameron gives Libby the opportunity of a lifetime. It's all here in this "sequel" to the most recent LAFCAST episode of ALL TIME. PubicShelf!

Hey there, podfans! In this week's episode, Libby is breaking new ground all over the place as he is dragged kicking and screaming into the new millenium with his first Skype-conversation podcast! The person to pop the proverbial SkypeCherry is none other than Flush Studios's founding father, Joshua "Ubiquitous" Stifter. Libby and Josh careen recklessly through topics such as Mexican Halloween, dogs as a replacement for human contact, Josh's "open relationship" with his mother, the curse of being both busy AND lazy, and the pathetic nature of trying to flirt with girls via email. Josh also opens up about a tremendous job opportunity that could really put Flush Studios on the map, whether he has "produced" yet or not. Tune in next week for the SECOND HALF of this groundbreaking conversation, and as always, shoot me your feedback on our Facebook page, or via Twitter @lafcast. GrowZone!

Greetings! The LAFCAST boys (along with Don Frisk) are trying something a bit different this time around...in an effort to preserve quantity at the sake of quality, Libby's letting his audio OCD tendencies go, and spending ZERO time editing. That's right, all the ums, ahs, and awkward pauses are PRESERVED for your inconvenience! I'm curious to know what you think about the "unfiltered" aspect. Better? Worse? Let me know on the LAFCAST Facebook page, or find me on "the Twitter" @lafcast. Pokerhouse!

Welcome back to the wonderful world of LAFCAST, as Libby and company try to make up for lost time yet again with this long-delayed episode originally recorded in November! The 'cast starts off with a very EXTREME welcome from Libby, Franson and Daniel, and from there degrades to the lowest possible level (and never bounces back) as talk turns to the more disgusting side of life. Libby proposes a theoretical third stage of diarrhea, Franson ponders the Biblical roots of the word "tits," and Daniel doubles our pleasure with a selection of "Two-For-One Diseases." Franson goes on a gay witch hunt against Libby for a certain "happenstance" at Nelson's wedding, Daniel tries to picture his own life as a musical, and Libby has his work cut out for him as Franson pushes for a record number of bleeped-out cusses. All in all, prepare to be ashamed of us, Podience, for the lowest-brow LAFCAST yet.Br Buttcentric!

Welcome once again to the Land of Podcasts for another truly edifying installment of LAFCAST. In this episode, Libby is joined by Jon for a riotous affair featuring a scientific exploration of pizza-borne diseases, as well as a reminiscent journey to a long-past summer beach trip (and, with it, a cursory glance at the economics of Free Beer Bongs.) The lads go on to spend FAR too long talking about the minutiae of the cast of Can't Hardly Wait, discuss mouth-watering Gatorade flavors like Arctic Peach, Flung Spume, and the ever-popular Plain, take the beef jerky industry to task on their violent, sasquatch-centric commercials, and contemplate a world in which robot butlers have a real attitude problem. All that and much more in this week's LAFCAST. Chipfest!

Hello again! In this episode of LAFCAST, Libby is joined by Daniel for a nerdtastic gathering. After a brief eulogy for a phone, the boys dive headfirst into a discussion about Star Trek: The Next Generation. No stone remains unturned here, from a unfortunately sexy intergalactic Gun-To-Your-Head to tales of Worf's brother, Borf, to Libby's description of both his intense nerdiness AND his hatred for nerds, to an unsettling revelation involving watching Star Trek and proximity to females. Talk eventually turns to other topics, (you're welcome,) such as a brand new cooking show for Tony Danza, the ethnicity of Mr. Food, an alternate-reality M*A*S*H full of Iron Men, and Captain Planet's harsh anti-robot-marriage agenda. All this, plus FAR too many fantasy-movie-castings, in this installment of LAFCAST. Spizz!!!

In this episode, Libby is finally joined by Nina "The Black Orchid" Hartsel before she is yet again stolen from him by the Wicked Witch of the Pacific Northwest. Nina proves quickly that girls talk about the same dumb stuff that guys do, as Libby and Nina traipse hand-in-hand through fields of inane topics, from the many disturbing colors of urine to the care one must take when pronouncing "Caulk." The two ponder the possibility of subliminal advertising behind Melon Week and Meat Week, pontificate on Nina's Magic Nose, and pore over the concept of octogenarian nude modeling. After deciding their stance on the London Riots, (their decision? Against) they finish off the episode with discussion of "one-part harmony," Portugese butt-squeezing family reunions, parental potty-training plots, and the strange frequency of Apollo 13 in the public classroom. Get in touch with your femine side before we get back to the sausage party. Mantiques!

Welcome back! In this episode, Libby and Jon are joined by an oh-so-special guest, Don "Star-Wars-Tattoo-Butt" Frisk, as they embark on another jumbo-sized podcast voyage. They start the ball rolling by turning their critical eye to the sculptures popping up in downton Eau Claire, pontificating on the subtle nuances of dueling billboards, and analyzing the merits of "Kofi Annan" as a porn name. Libby keeps mis-saying the phrase "Transitive Property," Jon finds a whole new spin on both sarcasm and retail, and Mr. Frisk gets the All-American Rejects and Hinder confused somehow. Before the episode is over, the boys fix How I Met Your Mother, tell the story of Pod Judas and Pod Jesus, declare their allegiances in the ongoing "Pickle Vs. Nickelback" debate, and have a brief interview with John Toppers, the Prince of Pizza. It's all here in this extra Frisky episode of LAFCAST. Handy!

Welcome back, Podience, to the kickoff of LAFCAST's 2011 "Summer Of Swing!" Franson is screamin' to go, along with Libby and Daniel. In this episode, the boys try to equate every group of pop-culture misfits with the Heroes in a Halfshell, whether it makes any sense or not, Franson tests the limits of people's tolerance for racism, Libby spews a fountain of ooze, the legitimacy of MC Hammer's lyrics are called into question, Daniel makes some sweet sweet Lorenzo music, we witness the beginning of Operation Faison Love, the boys test the potency of Turtle Weed (tm), Charlie Sheen is revealed to feed his children $100 bills, and much much more! The gang also tries its hand at Tradesmarksmanship in a new game. This summer's gonna be a doozy, and the only way to start is by wrappin your ears around LAFCAST Episode 36. Podjudice!

GREETINGS! The good folks at LAFCAST have got a real treat in store for...well, for our not-so-loyal fans. Y'see, once upon a time there was an Episode 20, named "Funky Chums", and it was fantastic. Unfortunately, something weird happened and Episode 20 was removed from our Libsyn page after some time. LUCKILY for you, Episode 20 is here in it's entirety! UNLUCKILY for those of you who already downloaded it, that's all this episode is. But it's a good'n, so I still recommend going back and listening to it. Anyway, loyal podience, FEAR NOT! Starting next week, LAFCAST will be BRAND-BUTT-SMACKIN'-NEW, and, for the rest of the spring/summer, ALMOST WEEKLY! So, anyhow, sit back and enjoy either an oldie-but-a-goodie or a strangely outdated new-to-youie (we talk a lot about Iron Man 2...go see it while it's still in theaters!!! Oh, wait...) Recycle!

Merry Christmas and welcome to the second annual LAFCAST Holiday Spectacular! The gang's all here for the holidays, and they've got a great show in store for you! They talk about all kinds of Christmasy topics, such as vasectomies at the dentist, date-rape vs. manly coercion, and Jon's gender-confused firstborn. Libby reveals his childhood jealousy of Christ and offends black people AND gay people with a flippant remark about Kwanzaa, Franson poo-poos the Golden Birthday and gets Baby Jesus confused with Hitler, Jon reveals how thorough and creepy a pizza boy he is, and Daniel comes up with a Gun-To-Your-Head that may or may not be sponsored by Oscar Mayer. It's all here in this very merry Christmas Spectacular! Jewbilee!!!

Welcome back to the December To Remember! Libby, Franson and Daniel return from their "hianus" and head back to the studio for their first recorded podcast in over two months, and boy, do we have a treat in store for you! A 2-lb, 4000 CALORIE treat, which Franson is charged with eating. This gastronomical feat is the main focus of the 'cast, but wait, there's more! How about a brand new catchy slogan in favor of AIDS? How about a story of stealing Halloween candy from a baby dressed like a horse? Still not enough for ya? Cuz WAIT, THERE'S MORE! We'll throw in a tribute to the late Leslie Nielsen, an insight into the economic downfall of the Uncle Dan Fun Buck, AND a recipe from Five-Star Cereal Chef Daniel Kelly, ABSOLUTELY FREE! And if you call now, you'll receive a gun to your head involving pottying in public, AS OUR FREE GIFT TO YOU, no money down! All in this brand spankin' new installment of LAFCAST! Full Wiener!

GUTEN TAG, and welcome back from LAFCAST's traditional autumn 3-month hiatus! The following podcast hails from early October, but due to personal issues (school, musicals, gettin' a girlfriend,) Libby finally throws it all together to kick off a December to remember. This episode features the long-delayed return of "ShaDaniel" Kelly, as well as a brand-new, very special guest...a REALLY ANNOYING CRACKLY BACKGROUND NOISE! Sorry, folks, you'll just have to bear with it...we couldn't fix it in post. This prodigal podcast features the (un?)timely death of a 100-year-old hussy, a revisitation of the Sonny Bono impression, the invention of the words "Rimshaw," "Rickjob" and "Apostrawberry," and insight into the tao of the Gas Station Clerk. Daniel decides on which limbs to live without, and Libby rags on pro wrestling announcers and today's "urban youth." After a brief remembrance of Goosebumps books, the twin quasars of podcasting decide to rate the hotness of favorite female TV characters after spending the better part of the podcast audibly fawning over Alison Brie. (Deepest apologies go out to any girlfriends I may or may not have acquired during the time between recording and posting this podcast...) The boys round it out with LAFCAST's very first MUSICAL GUEST, Washington State's own Marina Pitassi! Listen and enjoy. And tune in next...sometime for our next episode. Make A Miracle!

In this episode, Libby and Franson fail to bury the lede by any stretch of the imagination and get right to the movie review right away...they tackle the Back To The Future Trilogy (spoiler alert: they like it.) Talk turns quickly to Franson's fear of poorly made fake boobs, a ringing endorsement for Uncle Rickety's FizzyPop, and altogether too much talk about sharks, from their fist-shaking hatred of Shark Week to a frank discussion about sharks with arms, as well as a new spin on the term "jump the shark." Also, lightning strikes twice as Franson reveals why you should never invite him to your home. But all this is just a precursor to the MAIN EVENT, as Libby spins a tale of quite possibly the wackiest environmentalist that has ever lived...R.I.P. James Lee, I hope there are froggies in heaven. A convo about Libby quickly and silently "taking care of business" wraps up this epic of epic epicness. Failurama!

In this long-overdue episode, Libby is joined by "Mixmaster" Jon Kelly for an episode of GRAND PROPORTIONS...well, not really. In actuality Libby continues his streak of not-that-funny podcasts with an episode chock-full of wig jokes, childhood stories of PBS erotica, and inappropriate Tennyson references. The boys debate the merits of Randy Quaid, defend their views on time travel, and start (and quickly stop) talking politics. All this plus Libby's endorsement of animal cruelty, some serious TV talk, insults at Jon's babies' expense, and a review of Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World await you in the LEGENDARY Episode 30! Charge!!!

In this episode, Franson returns to the fold for a...well, admittedly lackluster reunion with Libby. The original dynamic duo tackle subjects such as the Super African Mario Brothers and Franson's tenure as a Country Jam employee. Libby realizes that fun facts are never actually fun, and Franson performs quite a lot of physical comedy that nobody will ever see. The boys respond to an ACTUAL HONEST-TO-GOODNESS LISTENER FEEDBACK for once, and find themselves defending the face of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Without a movie to review, Libby and Franson instead decide to review people, and Franson tries his hand at a Gun-To-Your-Head that may make you never eat another corn dog for the rest of your life. They try to fit in a little comedy at the end with talk of babies making out and a debate on the virtues of Ted Nugent, but in the end it's just not enough to save the ep. Funnier episodes in the coming weeks, podience. Judgmental!

In this overly long episode, Libby is joined by Team Zorbee and a very, VERY special guest, Young Master Erik "Stinky" Nelson. We had to kidnap him to get him here, but he's here, and believe you me, listeners, we take full advantage of him. The boys drill Nelson on topics ranging from Power Rangers to his unborn child. Jon and Daniel talk about their re-re-revamped podcast, and Libby compares insemination to Indiana Jones. The gang speaks of such things as favorite childhood television shows, the lost history of Secret Origins: Young Jon vs. Young Libby, and a very one-sided friendship between Libby and Stinky. We stick a pin in this bloated balloon of an episode by talking about Tour Choir memories and exactly what kind of an experience it is to share a bed with the first-degree sleep criminal Nathan A. Libby. It's all here in this giant-sized episode. NICE!

In this episode, Libby is joined by Daniel for what seems like the twelfth time in a row as they crack open another 2-liter of carbonated podcast delight! This proves to be the podcast of Libby's Epic Stories as he regales the audience with seemingly unbelievable tales of hobo thievery, workplace time-travel, and terrible Midwestern computer training videos. Meanwhile Daniel describes a scenario of Extreme Deep Tissue Massage, complete with your very own Massage Bro who gets paid in beer. Daniel also talks about all the disgusting things he's ever eaten in taco form, while Libby sits in a corner, eating his own hair and describing the perfect girl to go on a "spicy fling" with. After the GTYH that started it all, and a brief jaunt into the life of Joe Pesci, the boys wind up making this the lengthiest episode ever by having a long-winded discussion about something they've NEVER talked about on the podcast before...MOVIES. Libby and Daniel discuss going to see Dark Knight with an infant, and the possibility of a Hugh Jackman/Michael Caine love session. Stay tuned next week for an on-the-set interview with the stars of CouchCapades. Brossage!

In this Silver Anniversary episode, Libby revisits the past with a Cavalcade of Clips! This admittedly cop-out move assembles some of the best moments of the first 25 LAFCAST episodes for your listening delight. Long-time fans should be able to appreciate a nostalgic walk down Memory Lane, and brand-new listeners will get a crash course in LAFCAST with this clip-show that is sure to make a die-hard fan out of any newbie (hint, hint, TELLYOURFRIENDSTELLYOURFRIENDSTELLYOURFRIENDS) And the episode ends with some Brand New Material (tm) from the recently unearthed Episode 25 Prime. Stay tuned next week for actual fresh material. Retrospective!

In this episode, Libby and Daniel "Two Sips" Kelly desperately scramble to recreate the magic of the FIRST Episode 25, lost to the ages. The boys ponder fun, family friendly topics such as rape and genital mutilation, as well as the death of a giant in the brand new segment "Too Soon." Daniel proudly talks about lockpicking, and Libby shamefully talks about man-makeup. Libby once again proves to know WAY too much about celebrity death, and of course this leads to a no-holds-barred discussion of computer game phenomenon SkiFree. Besides discussing "Midwest Tanning," Zoobooks, a German Pig-Tiger, and the "Crotch Game," this episode will go down in history as "the one with all the crappy impressions." Look for impersonations of Sonny Bono, Manute Bol, Michael Keaton, Jim Belushi, African Santa, Jim Sydow, and many more...proving once and for all that you DO get a second chance to make a bad impression. My Bad!

In this very very special episode, Libby is joined by Zach Franson...and Daniel Kelly...and Jon Kelly...and Paul C. Nolting...and Danielle Ryan...and Dan Degnan...and Josh Stifter (plus cameos by Keith Radichel, Jenny Stifter, Hilary Roberts, Sam Priebe Kelly and Eli Kelly) as they celebrate Josh and Jenny's wedding the Flush Studios way...badly, via a podcast. Give it a listen...it's our wedding present to YOU, the audience. Mazel Tov!