Lost At Home Podcast

A gun totin' Florida Man, walrus penis, food snorting, and skeletal remains. Just another week Lost At Home!

Scott and Jer get Lost in Thought talking about the Step Amish, the 2025 rundown of things doctors got unstuck from your holes, a dildo dispute, Santa's sticky fingers, and the story of "Tatas for Toys." Tune in for the chaos!

It's a post-Xmas Xmas episode on Lost At Home Podcast. We've got AI toys, killer robots, a teleporting Florida Man and drone-delivered prison gourmet. 'Tis the season to Get Lost!

In a post-holiday pre-holiday episode, Scott and Jer go down the hotline rabbit hole, wonder about Rankin & Bass, laugh at bad tech magicians, marvel at Japanese bear fighters and ponder over the real estate quirks when it comes to Nazi basements. Get Lost!

This week (in May 2025) on Lost At Home, things get weird fast: a man gets way too intimate with a cucumber, a raccoon is caught red-pawed with a meth pipe, and an entire Turkish town accidentally gets baked thanks to a bonfire of confiscated weed. Meanwhile, Britain declares the sun is canceled, Canada bans phones like it’s 2004, and we dig up a vax anthem that’ll stick in your brain like glitter on a craft table. It’s chaos, it’s crass, and it’s just the way you like it. Get Lost!

This week (in May 2025) on the Lost at Home Podcast, Jer pitches “Cameo: The Movie,” where the cameoing won’t stop! We also wade through a steaming pile of weird news: eBay settles a gangstalking case that sounds like it was run by a Bond villain with a shipping label printer, a serial pooper is finally flushed out in Delco, and Seattle beaches are now clothing-optional for your hands. Plus, one man’s fiery love of firefighters, and the epic tale of humans outrunning robots in a marathon because apparently Skynet forgot to charge overnight. Get lost!

It's another annual Halloween episode from the fellas at LAH. Learn about the Coonigator and a couple stories from the archives that slipped through the cracks, and drool over sriracha recipes along the way. Get Lost!

They're baaaacccckkkk!!!! And confused as ever about how podcasting works! After a summer off, Scott and Jer record their 424th episode (released as the 422nd for whatever reason) and kick it off Halloween month with whatever spider web droppings they can scrape from the web. Mr. Beast, Hershey's, mummies and AI! Sppoooooookkkkkyyy!!! Get Lost!

On this week’s “Lost At Home Podcast: Lost in Thought,” we take a holy plunge into chaos with a Dead Pope selfie trend that’s got the Vatican clutching its rosary beads. We also send a big middle finger to Gwyneth Paltrow (again), explore the mysteries of a resurrected pedo statue now wrapped in glass like a perv Pokémon card, and meet a college student who learned the hard way that roommate agreements should include a no-urination clause. Plus, we uncover white supremacist Easter eggs (literally) and wrap up with the saga of Dr. Tiny Dick, who chose peeping over patient care. Just another week in dystopia — Get Lost!

This week on Lost At Home, we celebrate Easter and 420 by digging into the terrifying truth that quicksand is real, it’s in Michigan, and yes—it will eat you alive…kind of. From there, we slide into a tale of babysitter horror with a real-life man under the bed (move over, monsters, the creeps are taking your jobs), and round things out with a Staten Island fire caused by flaming... dongs. Horror fans, we’ve got you too! Check out all of our halfway to Halloween film picks! Get Lost!

This week on Lost At Home, we explore the absurd extremes of humanity, from the Missouri foster mother who shockingly swapped a teen for a monkey, to the emotional turmoil of a man who hoarded seven emotional support tigers. We also dive into the UK’s controversial attempt to predict murderers before they strike, raising big questions about ethics, privacy, and the spooky power of algorithms. Tune in as we try to make sense of these wild stories—because honestly, what else are we gonna do?

In this chaotic spring-themed episode of Lost at Home, we plant our feet in the surreal and bloom into absurdity, from crocs of the gator variety to clowns multiplying like tulips in April. They kick things off with Web Droppings, with a man’s mile-high meltdown over a sky demon, AI-generated Down syndrome influencers used to push OnlyFans, the unsettling return of zombie deer, and a woman caught trying to hawk regurgitated toes (you read that right). The cherry blossom on top? A man who played soccer… with a decapitated head. Spring has sprung, and so has the madness.

It's never too late for St. Patrick's Day, so Scott and Jer decorate non-themed Web Droppings with some Irish flare. We have pancake day, chicken rentals, Lego heists and a Missouri man intercourses with a train seat. Get Lost!

This week, we get lost in thought about the difference between cucktoast and milquetoast, revisit the Beastie Boys x Santigold video, and dive into the bizarre history of the real Santo Gold. Plus, JJ has some thoughts on the Taken franchise. Then, in Web Droppings, things heat up when a man sets his place on fire trying to hide his inflatable girlfriend, a couple spends a flight next to a dead body, and some Colorado men go full Looney Tunes trying to launch contraband into a prison—by cannon and—oh yeah—there's an asteroid headed for Earth! Get Lost.

Sure, we're a little late for Valentine's Day, but that doesn't mean there can't be a little love in the air. Scott and Jer poop some themed Web Droppings into the ether with a real-life Matrix story, a bird in a man, beavermania and mountain personhood. Get Lost!

It's a little late in the year for New Year content, but it's never too late for Pornhub's 2024 Roundup! Get a run down of some of the kinkiest searches. In Web Droppings, Scott and Jer discuss "werewolf syndrome," death by searching for Sasquatch, haggis' return to the states and Santa in prison. Get Lost!

Scott and Jer are joined by young filmmaker extraordinaire Alec Tibaldi to chat about his journey into filmmaking and to talk about his tension-filled 2024 horror movie Lazareth. We also learn plenty about Alec through the LAH Ten Questions. Get Lost!

We failed to get a proper Christmas episode out this year, but this is as close as we got! A day after Christmas and a couple Christmas-adjacent stories, like Santa being a Russian agent. Then there's some stuff about dead AI robots, a Jonestown amusement park, Swedish child assassin gangs and getting stuck down a well for days because you've been mistaken for a ghost...you know...Christmas! Get Lost!

Scott and Jer get a little bit festive and share some gift ideas before getting into Web Droppings, where it's all about Alaskan anime fighting, silly vandalism and fentanyl dolphins. Get Lost!

An old science segment makes an appearance with two very scientific stories for your ear holes: a human washing machine and empathy for single bananas. In Web Droppings, Scott and Jer give a turkey day roundup with Butterball bang sessions, lake brine and a psychotic grandmother. Get Lost!

First up, if you thought Scott and Jer were done with their monkey business, think again! JJ offers an apology/clarification regarding the chimps writing Shakesepeare and then the fellas issue an update on the South Carolina monkeys. Then it’s into Web Droppings with some fun stories about drugs and religion. Get Lost!

Are you ready for some monkey business? We hope so, because that's all we got this week. It's our long-running, first annual, last ever Lost Monkey Week! Yeah, you've heard all about those South Carolina monkeys, and of course we talk about those. But we also bring you the other monkey news that fell through the monkey cracks while those monkeys were monkeying around MONKEY! Did you know monkeys will never type Shakespeare? You wanna see a drunk monkey? What's a monkey whisperer, you ask? And can't they do anything about those damn Thai monkeys annoying everyone? Yeah, they can sterilize them! That's all the business fit to cover, you can take that banana to the bank, and then the teller will be like "we can't deposit this for you," and they you throw your feces at them and they get upset. Why did I pay for this safe deposit box if I can't put a banana in there? Get Lost!

Halloween is here! On this last Halloween Month episode of 2024, Scott and Jer lean heavily on the Halloween trivia, each bringing a new game to the table, as fun, obscure horror news gets harder to come by as the election draws nearer. Get Lost!

Another Halloween Week in the books! After some housekeeping and movie recommendations, Jer sets Scott up with a horror movie review game before Spider Web Droppings commences. There, we'll learn about a real-life witch and her gruesome stew, a man who wakes up during organ harvesting and a traffic corpse. Get Lost!

Halloween Month continues with some new horror recommendations, a fun horror-themed game and spooky web droppings. This week’s stories include invisibility powder, Spirit Halloween’s Xmas pivot, a violent opera, a haunted house epidemic and the dream home in a cemetery. Get Lost!

It’s the first week of Halloween Month at Lost At Home and Scott and Jer get lost in thought and share some horror movie recommendations before jumping into spooky-ish stories, containing hybrid sheep, a ghost contest, a deadly religious sexfest, horny royal specters and vampire drones. Get Lost!

The boys are back again again! Scott and Jer are finally back to a weekly schedule leading into Halloween Month. Before diving into the horror of Halloween Month, Scott and Jer tackle the important news that fell through the cracks with Web Droppings like a New England treasure hunt, hero monkeys, feline grenades, a grasshopper diet, pizza box resumes and raining animal guts. Get Lost!

Future prisons of the mind, sneezing out intestines, hammer attacks, quicksand and tigers. Get Lost! 

Recorded in the immediate aftermath-ish of recording the bulk of episode 400, the fellas at Lost At Home bring a bite-sized episode to the table to cleanse the palate. Full episodes resume next week with all the Web Dropping goodness you've come to expect and fear. Get Lost!

Finally! After a summer-long delay, episode 400 is here. Get Lost!

It’s halfway to Halloween, and Lost At Home is getting spoooooky with demon face disorders, drugs made from human bones and zombie cicadas. Get Lost!

This week’s web droppings include ouija board Jesus, leprosy, chemtrails and Lego criminals, with a special appearance by Bruce Bruce for the Ig Nobel Prize. Get Lost!

Black holes from hell, what's a Werehouse, Tapeworms in the brain and Pythons ate my neighbors. Get Lost!

Dog balls, mutant worms, gay whale porn and too many vaccines. Get Lost!

What is Australian cuisine? How did the Florida Games pan out? What did happen to those creemee monkies? Can I bang a toy dog? Are sword fights a responsible tool for education? All this answered this week on Lost at Home. Get Lost!

It's all about animals this week. From clam depression to mutant wolves, Lost at Home Podcast has it covered. Get Lost!

Does country music increase the risk of suicide? What are some of the weirdest best people placed on this year's Super Bowl? These questions and absolutely no more than these questions are answered this week on Lost At Home. Get Lost!

Scott and Jer brainstorm some ideas for the upcoming 400th/10th Anniversary Special episode before diving into some science behind liquid cats and a Taylor Swift Conspiracy Roundup. Get Lost!

Scott and Jer take a deep dive into the world of a Bangkok shaman, which leads to the world of freaky bat sex, which leads to the rabbit hole that is the Ig Nobel Prize. Also, don't eat fried toothpicks. And don't tape fish to ATMs. Get Lost!

Cryptic notes, eBay's revenge and lots of AI. Get Lost!

It’s that special time of year. The time for love. The time for resolve. And the time for coups, coups, coups! Scott and Jer look back to the January 6th events that shaped history, reflect on how to do a fascism right and chat politics on a show that tries its damndest to not be political. Get Lost!

It's the last show of the year and Scott and Jer countdown to 2024 with a NYE quiz and talks of killer deer. Get Lost!

Kid Rock, an ominous gingerbread man, weird liquor, moth-flavored stuffing and rubber beans. It must be the holidays! Get Lost!

Scott and Jer talk new music (check out Bleach Boy and their videos!), mouse goggles, Canadian kangaroos, fast food service criminals and gay furry hackers. Get Lost!

A Tennessee meth train, Taco Bell sex party and Florida Man Games. Get Lost! 

A hippo update and The Thanksgiving Report. Get Lost!

Killer robots and guns for teeth. Happy Thanksgiving and Get Lost!

The title says it all. Happy Halloween! Get Lost!!

We are so close to Halloween, we can taste it! This week, Scott gives Jer the almost-annual Yandi costume contest, the boys share their horror picks and we get a fresh new state of horror by way of West Virginia. In Spider Web Droppings, Scott schools Jer on Chucky's arrest in Mexico. Get Lost!

After a week hiatus for sick leave, Scott and Jer return for another Halloween episode, complete with horror movie picks and spider web droppings, including stories about Winnie the Pooh, deadly decorations and pumpkin boats. Get Lost!