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1. WE START WITH A REMINDER THAT WE'RE JUST TWO GIRLS DOING THIS WHOLE PODCAST ALONE 2. FMK: MAGICIANS, HYPNOTISTS, COMEDIANS. ALSO GENERAL DISCUSSION 3. MONICA IS FREEZING HER EGGS AND DOESN'T KNOW SCIENCE 4. STICKING UR FINGERS UP A GUYS BUTT IN WRESTLING AND IN GENERAL 5. FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE ADVENTURES 6. ABBREVIATIONS THANKS ALL

Our fans love us but are worried about us Monica needs to get bullied more What tv shows did u grow up with? And tattoos  Monica is done with mens bs but forreal this time Therapy Doing comedy in toronto versus buttfck ontario - discussion and debrief thx

1. WE DISCUSS HOW 2025 IS GOING AND KEEPING CONVENIENCE STORES IN BUSINESS 2. DO YOU LEAVE NEGATIVE REVIEWS? MONICA HAS A YELP FOLLOWING 3. MONICA HASN'T BEEN TO A HAIRDRESSER SINCE 2013 4. FOLLOW UP ON THE GUY WHO ASKED WHAT BIRD MONICA WOULD BE 5. F MARRY KILL: SWEATPANTS, SWEATSHIRT, SOCKS

HANNAH GETS DIAGNOSED WITH ADHD WOOHOOO WHY ARE FBOYS PLAYING CHESS? DISCUSS AND DEBATE RESEARCH ONLY FOCUSES ON MEN'S HEALTH ISSUES - PATRIARCH CHATS F MARRY KILL: AIRFRYER, TOASTER OVEN, CROCK POT THANKS ALL

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY! MONNY AND HANNY ARE BACK AND WE TALK OUR WORST NEW YEARS NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS DATING THE SAME MEN AS IN 2024 THANKS LOVE U ALL MENTY BREAKY 5EVER 

MERRY CHRISTMAS WE ARE STILL RELEASING AN EP BECAUSE IT'S WEDNESDAY AND WE'RE COMMITTED AND MONICA'S JEWISH 1. how would you describe this podcast? 2. men want to be interviewed on our podcast. no 3. Monica and Hannah did a comedy show in a sauna 4. what bird would u be? 5. CHRISTMAS - YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE SAD TODAY LOVE U GUYS

1. Monica reached out to her local MP (congressman for our US listeners) when her Instagram got hacked. She never heard back 2. We talk tipping/service/how to stand up for yourself but not be a Karen 3. F Marry Kill: Christmas, Easter, Halloween because Christians have the most lit holidays so there's no point in like adding in Passover

1.HANNAH HAS ADHD AND WE THINK HER DR LISTENS TO THE PODCAST 2.MONICA AND HANNAH DISCUSS THE WORLD ECONOMIC CRISIS OF INFLATION AND THEN DISCUSS SKIT IDEAS 3.DISCUSS AND DEBATE: COFFEE SHOPS AND MERCH AT PLACES WHERE THERE SHOULDN’T BE MERCH LIKE SALAD SHOPS 4. THANK U FOR HAVING US IN UR SPOTIFY WRAPPEDS!! DO BETTER IF U DIDN’T 5. MONICA READS A PROS AND CONS LIST SHE WROTE ABOUT A MAN IN 2017 6. WE GET SENTIMENTAL AND CORNY 

WE PLAY A VOICENOTE FROM A MENTY BREAKY QUEEN WE THEN TALK ABOUT NEEDING TO POOP WE THEN TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT UR GIRLFRIEND LOVES US AND THEN OUR FMK CLOSER: PAPA JOHN'S, DOMINO'S, PIZZA PIZZA *the pizza place opened by Monica and her mom's favourite waiter at Pizza Hut is called Regino's Pizza and it is BOMB OK THANK U BYE **also Monica accidentally deleted half the video of this podcast sorry we produce it ourselves our haters can deal

1. MONICA DOES COMEDY DRUNK FOR THE FIRST TIME 2. WE SHOW THE GEN Z WHAT A VHS IS 3. WE DISCUSS THE INSANITY OF THE WICKED PROMO 4. F MARRY K: DASANI, AQUAFINA, WATER IN A BOX AND/OR HOT DOG WATER. HEATED DISCUSSION.

1. MONICA'S GOING TO THE ERA'S TOUR. WE DISCUSS THIS 2. F MARRY KILL - ALCOHOL 3. PEER PRESSURE AND ALCOHOL 4. MONICA ATE A GRASSHOPPER AND HANNAH SAID SHE SHOULD FEEL ACCOMPLISHED BUT SHE DOESN'T 5. OUR MENTY BREAKY QUEEN LEFT HER WHOLE LIFE BEHIND FOR A MAN IN MEXICO. STANDARD 6. MONICA CRIED IN SPIN CLASS WHEN THEY PLAYED 'BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY' BY FERGIE

MONICA AND HANNAH ARE NOT DOING WELL WE TALK ABOUT RUNNING INTO HER EXES AND HANNAH GETS DIARRHEA AGAIN HANNAH GOES TO A BAKERY AND SPEAKS TO A GEN Z MONICA BLACKS OUT IN GARLIC POTATOES

1. ONCE AGAIN BACK WITH OUR POPULAR SEGMENT WOULD YOU RATHER 2. MONICA IS MAD THAT SHE CAN TEXT HER EXES. IN THE OLDEN DAYS THEY'D BE ENLISTED IN WAR 3. HANNAH GETS HER EAR SCRATCHED 4. HANNAH STANDS UP FOR HERSELF AND WE ARE PROUD AND MORE DUH

- we love u - we follow up on would you rather - it's passionate - Fuck Marry Kill: Croissant, Pancake, Muffin - Monica gets hacked by a Nigerian man and Hannah is jealous. We also realize he moved on really fast and Monica kinda misses him - We talk about insta verified, notes, threads (wtf is threads), notes on posts, notes on notes on notes, muting everyone. We have had more than enough,

THIS WEEK WE PLAY A VERY DIFFICULT GAME OF WOULD YOU RATHER HANNAH HAS DIARRHEA ON A HIGHWAY IN COSTA RICA MONICA'S SITUATIONSHIP GIVES HER A PLANT AND IT DIES AND OUR MENTY BREAKY QUEEN OF THE WEEK DEFINES WHAT IT MEANS TO BE IN OUR MENTY BREAKY COMMUNITY THANK U ALL THE BEST

1. Fuck Marry Kill: Brie, Cranberry Goat, Sharp Cheddar. Probably the most heated convo we've had on the pod 2. We go over your ICKS and YUMS 3. We talk about our favourite heartbreak songs plz send one if u have we are always going through heartbreak 4. We talk about location tracking again and DNA tests and if we would do 23 and me TUNE IN ALREADY

IN THIS EPISODE WE DISCUSS: WHAT PLASTIC SURGERIES WE WOULD DO - WE LOVE DISCUSSING THINGS WE HATE ABOUT OURSELVES HANNAH GIVES THE LOGISTICS OF HER BOOB JOB HANNAH TALKS MONICA OUT OF FAKE EYELASHES BC MONICA CAN'T EVEN CONTROL HER OWN EYEBROWS WE THEN HAVE A STORY ABOUT A MAN WHO DECIDED TO START A ROLEPLAY MID FOREPLAY WHICH WE AGREE IS NOT THE RIGHT TIMING ENJOY IDK WHY THIS WAS ALL CAPS LOCK BUT IT FELT RIGHT

This week we talk about how Monica sent Hannah a picture of her crush's hand bc she thought it was hot and Hannah was like Monica I have to go to work I don't have time to look at a picture of this man's hand We then talk about YUMS (opposite icks) - things men do that are hot that aren't like traditional hot - aka be good at things and smoke (but only nice smoking not gross smoking) We also discuss - would you share your location with your friends? why? why not???? and we play some f marry kill for good measure and Monica loves Jerry Springer xoxoox

This week we talk about the following topics: 1. Pilates - why is it always basically a seance? 2. Monica's Alleged Porn Star Doppelganger 3. A general discussion on the ethics of porn 4. Men not knowing what a woman's body is comprised of 5. We soft launch our PATREON and Hannah HATES IT That is all thank you. JK there is more so listen to the freaking episode and figure it out urself.

Monica and Hannah do a Buzzfeed quiz to see if they are cheugy which is cheugy in itself We then talk DATING AS FEMALE COMEDIANS OOOOO NOT FUN WE'LL TELL U THAT we then talk about Monica's height because she is short we then ask if you would wear fancy crocs. why not??? if they are cute? come on guys.

1. Monica writes a letter to her vagina to connect w her 2. Wedding do's and don'ts (message Hannah if either of us have pissed you off at a wedding) 3. Worst thing a man has done in bed It's an episode. It's a good one. Don't miss out

ON THIS EPISODE WE TALK: 1. HANNAH SPEAKING UP FOR HERSELF AT THE DENTIST 2. A MAN TOLD US TO SMILE MORE AT THE CANADIAN NATIONAL EXHIBITION 3. MONICA ALMOST DIED AT THE EX AND WE ALMOST LOST HALF OF MENTY BREAKY 4. HANNAH GOES TO PARIS WITH HER EX AND ASKS MONICA IF THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA OR NOT

1. Monica gives an update on the guy who fanzoned her 2. Hannah gets surgery 3. We dive into the patriarchy bc we're two women and we deserve to do that at least once on our podcast 4. Monica goes to a botox party and demands $500 5. Monica's mom sees the two capyberas that escaped the zoo but no one believed her

Monica says her favourite Disney princess is Cinderella and Hannah says she doesn't think Cinderella is f*ckable We then play f*ck marry kill Disney Princess edition because that's a normal thing to do We also discuss Beauty and The Beast girls and why they are so obsessed - do they want to f*ck the beast or do they think they're better than everyone because they can read???? We give an honourable shoutout to our therapists who actually work together and probably sit down and talk about us minimum once a day as they should

On this week's episode we feature a story from our Menty Breaky Queen Robert Orlando in which he simped so hard that his voice literally cracked while telling us about it We talk about bringing dates to comedy shows (DON'T DO THAT) and just straight up dive in to the simp life ENJOY XOXOXO

WELCOME TO SEASON TWO-EY OUR MENTY BREAKY QUEEEEENNNSSS STRAP IN AND GET READY TO HAVE UR MENTY'S BROKEN 1. we explain why we're in season 2 now BIG changes here at the menty breaky team aka literally just us two 2. Hannah bought an iPhone and is now in the 21st century 3. We ask who talks about us in therapy - if you talk about us in therapy please DM us we'd love to know/have you on the pod 4. Monica puts diesel fuel in a Honda Civic and wonders how she made it to 30 years old 5. We want to know when you guys knew not to put diesel in a car, when you found your clits and shoutout to the one girl who also got her butthole spraytanned thanks for being Monica's ally she needs it.

WELCOME BACK TO MENTY BREAKY EPI WE DONNO THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS: 1. what episode this is 2. things we hate and things we like and things we really like 3. Monica's spray tan chronicles 4. Sabrina Carpenter vs Charlie XCX vs Taylor Swift debate and discussion 4. Menty Breaky Queen 5. more things we like

KEY POINTS OF EPISODE 16: 1. MONICA GETS HER BUTTHOLE SPRAY TANNED 2. HANNAH GETS DIARRHEA FROM MILK 3. CULTS 4. UBER EATS ETIQUETTE AND DEBATE 5. MONICA IS PATHETIC 6. WE DISCUSS A TOP SECRET FACEBOOK GROUP THAT WE'LL PROB GET KICKED OUT OF NOW 7. OUR MENTY BREAKY QUEEN GETS CHEATED ON AND IT INVOLVES A CANOE THANKS AND ENJOY

Monica is half asleep and delirious in this episode and her camera storage gets full 4 times. Monica and Hannah both need birth control and we question if Hannah's boyfriend is gay for wanting to use condoms We discuss what shows we think we'd be good on and share pathetic stories of men who have moved away then returned thinking we still had space in our lives for them We have a brand new MENTY BREAKY QUEEN this week who shares the most menty breaky story and we luv her for it tune in enjoy live ur best life

This week we have a new segment called Mental Breakdown where we break down something that's happening in the world and we have chosen a topic that we are *experts* on obv which is the Dot-Drake Feud (if you don't know who Dot is don't even worry we mental break it down for you) We also talk about Hannah giving herself a stomach ulcer because she missed Monica so much and Monica going to a rave at Rebel nightclub (who even is she) We also have follow up segments on some recurring topics including Megan Fox and choosing relationship partners in parks ENJOY QUEENS XOXOXOOX

this week you have to listen to the podcast because we're not clipping the main story sry this is for everyone who says 'love the podcast' but they only watch clips xo monny and hanny deep dive into forcing your crush to go to a field and pick who they like and find trends and statistics in the field pickings we then dive into Tish Cyrus marrying her daughter's ex because that is menty breaky AF and this week we have a MAN as our MENTY BREAKY QUEEN OF THE WEEK because we are an EQUAL OPPORTUNITY podcast let us know what u think and send in stories/menty breaky queen of the week submissions to @mentybreaky on insta xoxooxo

Monny and Hanny are reunited to discuss everything from Vanderpump Rules to dating our date's friends. We also have THREE SUBMISSIONS from our Menty Breaky Queens this week and they are all amazingly pathetic. Wanna be featured on an epi? Send your Menty Breaky story to us on insta @mentybreaky

Monny and Hanny run into audio issues in this episode but include the shit audio anyways and if u don't like it u can go f*ck yourself We also have a Menty Breaky Queen who went on 55 first dates in 1.5 years to find her husband. She made a note on her notes app about each date and u KNOW we are reading the notes on this epi We have also come to the conclusion that Leonardo DiCaprio fucks to our podcast in sheds (we support everyone listening to our podcasts as they fuck in sheds as long as it's consensual)

Monny and Hanny are back and ready to cover all important topics including: 1. A clit&a for the people left dumbfounded when Monica couldn't find her clit until the age of 29 2. Love is Blind rant (obv) 3. Menty Breaky Queen of the week which covers all Mother In Law's preparing for their big wedding day TUNE IN. TELL US IF U LIKE US. WE LOVE U. THX.

Welcome to epi 6. Title is pretty self explanatory. Monny and Hanny bring back Most Pathetic Things We've Done For Men and concluded that our ex's didn't like us We then do a deep dive into Taylor and Travis (yes everyone has already expressed their opinions BUT WE WANTED TO EXPRESS OURS TOO) We then discuss our #MentyBreakyQueen of the week who is a FAN (YES IT COULD BE U SEND IN UR STORIES) and we talk about mediums and horoscopes and all that fun BS!!!!! TUNE IN BC WE NEED VALIDATION

*DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE IS NOT FOR OUR FAMILY MEMBERS* Monny and Hanny missed a week and thought no one would notice but the streets REVOLTED so now we are back sharing more than ever to make up for it. In this episode we talk about: 1. how many listeners it would take to make Monica get Hannah's ex's name tattooed on her 2. most embarrassing questions we've asked our doctor (Monica wins because her doctor has literally never been asked this in her 20 years of practice) 3. our Menty Breaky queen of the week and MORE because we are a MENTY BREAKY COMMUNITY. TUNE IN. FOLLOW US on insta at @mentybreaky and dm us ur menty breaky stories to get featured!!!!

Monny and Hanny try to get sponsored by Better Help but then end up shittalking them and then just decide to create their own Mental Health Empire called The Best Help (would u trust us with ur mental health???? no? ok) Monica shares her Most Pathetic Thing She's Done For A Man story of the week. Monica and Hannah agree that they are both pathetic in their own beautiful and unique ways. We talk Ari and T-Swift (obv) and our celebrity crushes. We also have a new segment called MENTY BREAKY QUEEN OF THE WEEK. Each week we pick a new Menty Breaky Queen to discuss. Our Queen does not have to be famous so keep listening because it could be YOU (if u actually wanna be our Menty Breaky Queen and have a Menty Breaky story to share DM us @mentybreaky on insta xoxoxo)

On Menty Breaky epi 3 we only discuss topics of the utmost importance including: 1. how much we hate the song Used To Be Young and Miley Cyrus' Menty Breaky status 2. Ari duh 3. Most pathetic thing we've done for a Man (now recurring segment. In this episode Hannah redeems herself because her story in epi one wasn't pathetic enough) 4. Locking men we've had relations with in a room 5. Taylor Swift's new jacket (IT'S COOL AND A GOOD TOPIC) 6. How Monica is gonna use science to make men love her

WE'RE BACK. EPI 2 BBY. Monica and Hannah reflect and reminisce on epi 1 and talk their usual shit about boys (if boys could stop getting hard for Monica that would be great. we look for ED now), Facetune, how they became besties and their queens Ari and T Swift 

epi one baby!!! Monica and Hannah introduce themselves and basically have a live mental breakdown on the pod. We talk attachment styles, ari (ariana grande duh), men (MENty breaky amiright?), Taylor Swift holding a pen, being standup comedians and SCIENCE. will u listen? if u listened did u like it? follow us @mentybreaky on insta for clips and other fun things xo