Mornings with Weed and Cliff

Not necessarily related.

Official proof that he said it.

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Not your average NBA halftime show

Weed and Cliff discuss the magnificent qualities of - Max Armstrong.

And - it's telescopic!

Yeah - they're addictive but Weed's volunteering to help.

Join us in this episode as Weed relives the horror of his middle school PE Class.

Musings from Mornings with Weed and Cliff

We're dying to know.

Of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

In all its glory!

You don't want to see Weed in a boxing ring.

It's for 12/20/21

Including a real nice haircut.

Chocked full.

Here's all the fun for today:

And here's some mental images that we'll all enjoy...

You wonder where this stuff comes from? So do we...

All the fun that is the fun of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. 15 meat puns in 22 seconds. 2. They bite their fingernails in Seattle. except for the plumbers. 1. A quick game of hostage situation.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. A foul-mouthed pupped. 2. The first-ever Morning Road Show Department of Just in Time for Breakfast award - the Brown Star. 1. A free cremation.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Booo. 2. Booo. 1. Boooooo.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Generally derogatory terms are ok. 2. You can’t really find defecation at a value like this anywhere else. 1. Generally derogatory terms are ok.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Leprosy chimps. 2. Usually I'm peeeling clothes off by this time of the morning. 1. We know that Cliff can't handle his boo's

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Florida State Troopers don't have balls. 2. Run your Reese's Cups through his kilt. 1. More wet on the inside means less wet on the outside - which leaves you moist.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. You guys suck. 2. You Twit Face. 1. Save your BOO.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Getting a gravy shower is a rite of passage. 2. Brown recovery wipes. 1. Stop sending me pictures of your pants.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Does this have anything to do with cornhole? 2. Would you go without toilet paper for an entire week? 1. I thought I had lost the ability to suck.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Honk all you want 2. You are getting very very gassy 1. I didn't know spiders had ears.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. How Fort Blunder came to be. 2. Either your hands have gotten bigger or your arms have gotten smaller. 1. Don't cross your legs while driving.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Poison Pasta. 2. Take the over/under on bread 1. At least he started out with clothes.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. An environmentally friendly hand grenade. 2. We're very good at blowing things up. 1. You did that already - and it bombed miserably.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Spell much? 2. The single hair on the toe. 1. Really - isn't #2 bad enough?

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Bonus yardage for being beat up on the golf course. 2. You can't hardly grab that caulk and get it out. 1. Sorry, but I don't have time to use my thumbs.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. It got me to thinking while I was stuffing it back there. 2. Angry balls. 1. Whistling with your butt.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Sweatpants that smell like smoked meat. 2. It's illegal to shoot someone - even if they tell you to. 1. The show that the tri-state's forgot.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. The MENSA questions I can answer 2. Not one nut. 1. Let Weed and Cliff sync up your heart.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Wolfman sniffing your buttocks (that's actually what you get). 2. Wouldn't we all like a little French now and then? 1. I don't think you can handle the woodfrog.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Opening up a potato chip bag is not an athletic endeavor. 2. Turds don't roll uphill. 1. Do you know how many cows would have to die to make that man a pair of chaps?

This special edition of the Official Morning Road Show Podcast may set a record for bus tire tracks on Cliff's back.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Weed launches a self-help empire!

It's a Two-fer Tuesday! Two podcasts in one day!

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Nut cousins. 2. No elephant work at night. 1. A code brown.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Do as I say not as I do. 2. It looked like a taco. 1. Teaching your cow to talk.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Stuff - you should listen.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: The best CD we ever made.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. The Black Fly. 2. The Janitor's Key. 1. A motorcycle in the hallway.

Included on this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: A tale of two callers.