Something Witchy: A Sabrina the Teenage Witch Rewatch

Would you rather date a genie, a Martian, or an enchanted tree? This is just one of the questions raised in our rewatch of Season 3 Episode 16 "Sabrina, the Matchmaker." Cousin Marigold comes for a visit, bringing along the "delightful" Amanda and a new addition named "Aly." Sabrina decides to do her Cupid-ordered matchmaking service by getting Marigold together with a mortal plumber that Sabrina seems weirdly familiar with. Things obviously go awry (Amanda's involved) but at least we get some consistency...from Sabrina Goes to Rome, of all places! Hilda and Zelda also get into a tiff when Hilda's new beau has a striking resemblance to Mr. Kraft, but only physically.  Listen in for discussions about Kesha, Florence and the Machine, zombie chickens, and Walden: The Video Game. Then weigh in on what kind of dog you think Harvey was turned into.

Break out the rum and let the pirates out of your basement! It's time to recap Season 3 Episode 15 "Sabrina and the Pirates." We start off strong with a discussion about catnip alcohol and it only gets more nonsensical from there. Sabrina gets fake IDs for her and Valerie so they can sneak into an *NSYNC concert (we don't blame them) but that causes Sabrina's magic to become fake. Hilda and Zelda are trying to rehabilitate pirates that have been trapped in their basement for the past 100 years and Hilda gets stabbed at least twice. And poor Salem has to put the family secret board back together multiple times when it keeps breaking. Eventually Sabrina comes clean about her illegal activity and has her magic restored just in time to save her aunts. Listen to the episode to find out how Skye reacted to the reveal of the family secret board (hint: it doesn't go well) as well as some more SWORD FACTS!

[Mariah Carey voice] It's TIIIIIIIIME! Skye finally finds out why they have a sticky note that says "Mr. Kraft. Wife. Has one." And BOY does Mr. Kraft have a whopper of an ex-wife. In Season 3 Episode 14 "Mrs. Kraft," Mr. Kraft moves in with the Spellmans which is the worst thing that has ever happened to Sabrina, or so it seems to her. Somehow Hilda manages to actually be mature about the whole thing...for a while. Eventually both she and Sabrina snap and zap in Mr. Kraft's ex in an attempt to break up him and Zelda. This plan backfires (of course) when it's revealed that the former Mrs. Kraft is actually a witch! Shenanigans ensue that actually cause us to feel...empathy...for Mr. Kraft??? Besides those horrors, Salem is training a dog to get meat from its butcher owner and we get a few new camera angles, as a treat. At the end, we're still wondering: would we get back with one of our terrible exes to escape the Infinite Horror? (PS: Should we buy frozenslushy.com?)

Do you love Sheryl Lee Ralph? Then have we got an episode for you! In Season 3 Episode 13, "What Price Harvey?," she guest stars as cousin Zsa Zsa and helps Sabrina give Harvey a little extra ambition. This leads Harvey to becoming the ultimate supervillain billionaire who just discovered "THE" internet and Sabrina has to find a way to give him some perspective. While Sabrina's boyfriend is tearing down Westbridge High, the aunts swap personalities for a few days to better understand each other and Salem turns invisible. We also get through some outdated references that clearly the writers inserted from their own youth, ignoring the fact that kids in the 90s would never get it. And we continue to blame Salem for why the world is just *gestures wildly.*

Sabrina ignores her aunts' warning not to cast charitable magic spells. She does so anyway. Chaos ensues, as per usual. This time her target is Valerie. Valerie's mom makes a wish on a wishbone that Valerie would be like Sabrina (harsh!). The wish is granted and pretty soon Valerie has magical powers! Meanwhile, Salem ropes Hilda into a moneymaking scheme involving art that predictably goes awry. Listen in as we "riffle" through Season 3 Episode 12, "Who's So-Called Life Is It Anyway?" (Or is it rifle?) Some questions we ponder: What is Salem's screenplay about? Where did that wishbone come from? Do you remember the PBS show Wishbone? What is art? At the end of the day, Valerie needs therapy and maybe so do we after this episode.

Sabrina erases Christmas. Laura is a reindeer. Skye is a lizard. It's just a normal week here at Something Witchy when we recap Season 3 Episode 11 "Christmas Amnesia." Sabrina is being a Grinch (again?) and this time actually makes Christmas disappear. She has to find a way to bring back the Christmas spirit to those around her or risk losing it forever, just as we've lost Bobunk. Eventually Sabrina realizes that the true meaning of Christmas is spending it with those you love, which is something you can cherish all year long. Laura and Skye start this festive episode off strong with a very wild tangent about Utah! the musical, as well as other Utah-specific media from the 90s. There's also debate on when witches are and are not affected by spells and which lunch meat sandwiches would be served with ketchup on them. So sit back, relax, "take a pill, smoke a joint, drink some alcohol," and enjoy this week's episode.

We're watching a teen sitcom that takes place in 1998 so OF COURSE it's time for an episode about how true beauty is on the inside. Cousin Susie comes to visit in Season 3 Episode 10 "Sabrina and the Beast" and decides Sabrina is too obsessed with appearances. Sabrina has to learn to look deeper as Harvey slowly becomes more beast than man. While this is happening, Salem and Hilda are being attacked by an evil treadmill that takes over the house (also a cautionary tale to avoid AI exercise equipment) and Zelda tries to solve world hunger once and for all. In case that's not enough of a reason to listen, tune in to find out why we said the words "Snaggletooth Cutlass" and "Barnacle Landlubber." Plus learn about the history of the decathlon and get some kudzu chatter.

It's time to figure out what goes on inside Libby's head...literally. It's an episode reminiscent of everyone's favorite Magic School Bus adventure when Sabrina and Salem take a trip up Libby's nose and into her brain in Season 3 Episode 9 "Nobody Nose Libby Like Sabrina Knows Libby." The best way to describe this episode is with the phrase "drippy snot dangle." But we're not just talking about Libby's inner workings. We discuss the theory that all witches are actually alien visitors from another galaxy and the songs we would want to be played for us when we have dementia. Somehow we manage to tie it all together, as always.

Wow, this is such an honor. We'd like to thank the Academy for recognizing our hard work. We'd like to thank all the little people who helped us reach this milestone of recapping 3.8: "And the Sabrina Goes To..." We couldn't have made it here without each and everyone of you. We'd also like to thank our families, friends, and cats who have supported us throughout this journey (maybe not so much the cats). Enough of that. We don't want to get too full of ourselves (like Sabrina does in this episode). While Sabrina's busy accepting awards of herself, Zelda is trying to rule as "Rincess" while waging war against Emperor Larry, with plenty of "help" from Salem. At the end, everyone gets a piece of humble pie - just in time for Pi Day in our world! 

It's a bonus episode! Join us as we review the Sabrina soundtrack that was released in 1998 by Geffen Records (Laura got it for Christmas '98!). This CD is packed with hits from big names like Backstreet Boys, Spice Girls, and...Pure Sugar? Maybe all the songs aren't complete hits but it's a perfect time capsule of late 90s pop music. Plus we get a bonus clue to the family secret!

Salem’s latest bad habit spirals out of control in You Bet Your Family when his gambling streak results in Sabrina, Hilda, and Zelda being lost in a poker game to the very shady Diamond Dave. As the Spellman family faces magical servitude, Sabrina races to fix Salem’s mistake before it’s too late. We unpack the episode’s chaos while also sharing our own gambling experiences, diving into medieval illnesses (as one naturally does), and exploring how different witches develop their own unique methods of casting magic. Between magical debts and high-stakes consequences, this episode proves that when Salem bets big, everyone else pays the price.

It’s Halloween in Season 3, Episode 6, “Good Will Haunting,” and Sabrina’s creepy gift from Aunt Beulah (a porcelain Molly Dolly) turns movie night into full monster mayhem. While Harvey, Valerie, and Justin assume it’s just another prank, Sabrina battles a possessed doll unleashing Frankenstein, mummies, and total chaos. Meanwhile, Hilda and Zelda finally attend Aunt Beulah’s 500-year-running Halloween party (this year’s theme: insane asylum), where candy corn cancels magic and brain-switching chickens are somehow involved. We also go on a deep dive of late '60s sketch comedy as we pay tribute to the brilliant guest stars on this episode.

This week we’re flipping out over Season 3, Episode 5: “Pancake Madness.” When Sabrina ignores her aunts’ very dramatic warning about the Spellman family’s dark pancake secret, she quickly discovers they weren’t kidding. What starts as “just one bite” spirals into full-blown breakfast addiction chaos, complete with cafeteria meltdowns, syrup hallucinations, and one extremely unhinged Melissa Joan Hart performance that we absolutely love. Meanwhile, Hilda gets deported to the northern part of the Other Realm (which looks suspiciously Canadian). It’s absurd, it’s chaotic, and it might be one of the most memorable episodes of the season. We talk about the long historical legacy of pancakes (they’re 70,000 years old?!), the Howard Johnson’s reference, and the writing joke about Caroline Rhea’s Canadian roots. Plus, we answer our question of the week: what breakfast food would you be addicted to? Grab your syrup (carefully) and join us for a stack of magical mayhem.

This week on Something Witchy, we’re diving into Season 3, Episode 4: “The Pom Pom Incident,” an episode that firmly earns Sabrina a new title: terrible friend. When Valerie decides she wants to try out for the cheerleading squad, Sabrina’s “helpful” instincts take a sharp left turn into mind manipulation, questionable ethics, and a whole lot of pom poms. We unpack Sabrina’s control issues, Valerie’s very valid desire to try something new, and the episode’s surprisingly thoughtful take on friendship and autonomy. Plus, cousin Mortimer rolls into town as a chaotic witch-gician with a flair for broken appliances, accidental teleportation, and deeply unhelpful family secrets. We also discuss divining rods, weird school hallway posters, Salem’s brief handyman era, and extracurriculuar activities. It’s a packed episode full of 90s nonsense, moral lessons, and at least one cannon mishap.

This week on Something Witchy, Laura and Skye revisit Season 3, Episode 3: “Suspicious Minds,” an episode fueled entirely by jealousy, bad decisions, and one extremely questionable detective hire. When a school assignment pairs Harvey with Libby as a “married couple,” Sabrina insists she’s fine… right up until she hires Roland to spy on them and absolutely spirals. We break down the episode’s noir-inspired detective fantasy and Roland’s many disguises. Plus, we dig into Gordie’s very short-lived marriage to Sabrina, Libby’s relentless boundary-pushing, and the chaos unfolding at the Knoll as everyone ends up spying on each other. Meanwhile, Zelda and Hilda’s jealousy subplot reaches new heights, complete with popcorn spells and a car full of tension. It’s an episode about trust, insecurity, and learning that hiring a private investigator might not be the healthiest relationship choice.

Embarrassment is contagious in Season 3, Episode 2, “Boy Was My Face Red.” When Valerie suffers a mortifying moment in the cafeteria, Sabrina tries to help by casting a spell to erase embarrassment altogether—but, as usual, magic comes with unintended consequences. What starts as a well-meaning attempt to save a friend quickly backfires, transferring the humiliation straight to Sabrina herself. We break down this episode’s many cringe-worthy moments. Along the way, we talk teen insecurity, why embarrassment is a rite of passage, and how sometimes the only way out is straight through. Plus: stretched ears, historical humiliation montages, and the eternal question—why is Libby always lurking?

Season 3 kicks off with big decisions, bigger magic, and one very overdue witch’s license. In "It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Season Opener," Sabrina finally earns her witches’ license—or at least part of it. Before she can use it, she learns there’s a catch: she must uncover a long-hidden Spellman family secret, with surprise relatives popping in to “help.” No pressure! Meanwhile, back in the mortal world, Sabrina is juggling being put in charge of the school dance theme, Mr. Kraft’s ever-growing list of opinions, and an ultimatum from Harvey and Dashiell that forces her to finally choose between them. We break down the Other Realm’s DMV-from-hell ceremony, Cousin Doris and her slime-based coping skills, cowboy/fencer/ninja duels in the school hallway, a whale cake, and an online chess rivalry gone very wrong. Plus, we talk season 3 hopes and our own license photo traumas.

We’re wrapping up our Season 2 break with a globe-trotting detour in “Sabrina Goes to Rome.” When Sabrina travels to Italy to unlock a mysterious locket tied to a long-lost aunt, she finds herself juggling ancient magic, a centuries-old love story, and a very messy mortal crush. Along the way, she meets Gwen, an enthusiastic but wildly underqualified witch, gets tangled up with suspicious photographers, and spends an alarming amount of time kissing pigeons (or watching someone else do it). We break down the episode’s ambitious Rome-on-a-soundstage energy, questionable magical decisions, statue-based mishaps, and the surprisingly emotional choice at the heart of Sabrina’s story. It’s a chaotic way to close out our Season 2 break before we head back to Westbridge.

For our second holiday break episode, we step away from Westbridge and into full 2000s ABC Family chaos with Holiday in Handcuffs (2007), starring Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez. This unhinged Christmas rom-com follows Trudie, a woman having a very bad December, who kidnaps a stranger to pose as her boyfriend for the holidays—because obviously that’s the logical solution. We break down the increasingly wild escalation of Trudie’s choices, the deeply uncomfortable family dynamics, the absolute refusal of anyone to believe a man claiming he’s been kidnapped, and the many, many coats Melissa Joan Hart wears throughout the film. We also discuss why this movie feels like it exists in the same cinematic universe as Killing the Competition. It’s messy, darkly funny, and somehow still very festive—perfect for a chaotic holiday break watch.

It’s our first holiday break episode, and instead of a Sabrina the Teenage Witch rewatch, Laura and Skye dive headfirst into the festive chaos of the Netflix holiday movie The Merry Gentlemen. This week, we trade spells for sequins as we follow a Broadway dancer who returns to her small hometown to save her parents’ struggling nightclub by launching an all-male, Christmas-themed dance revue—because of course she does. We break down everything from questionable small-town economics and increasingly elaborate dance montages to shirtless Chad Michael Murray, aggressive garland usage, and the true meaning of “raising $30,000 by Christmas.” Along the way, we ask the important questions: how many tickets would this actually require, why is everyone shirtless immediately, and is this town legally allowed to have this many string lights? Consider this our cozy, chaotic holiday detour—full of festive tropes, lovingly critical commentary, and just enough sincerity to get us through the season. Regular Sabrina episodes will return soon, but for now, grab some hot cocoa and join us for this very merry break.

We’ve reached the end of Season 2, which means it’s time to step back, look at the big picture, and rank, roast, and reminisce. In this recap episode of Something Witchy, we break down our overall thoughts on Season 2 of Sabrina the Teenage Witch—from our top three episodes to our least favorite installment and overall season rating. We dig into the season-long story arc, debate favorite and least favorite new characters, and crown the best montage of the season. Then it’s time to turn things over to you! We answer listener questions from Reddit and Instagram, including which episodes we’re most excited to cover in the future, thoughts on the infamous duck costume from “A River of Candy Corn Runs Through It,” and which characters deserved more—or less—screen time. To round things out, we play a chaotic round of blind ranking with questions like who we’d trust with a shared bank account and who we’d let babysit our most precious belongings. Plus, Skye surprises Laura with a game of their own. It’s a packed recap full of opinions, laughs, and listener love—thanks for spending Season 2 with us.

In the Season 2 finale of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, everything comes crashing down at once—and we’re breaking it all down on Something Witchy. In Mom vs. Magic, Sabrina finds herself juggling two very big problems: Harvey and Dashiell unexpectedly meet and demand she choose between them, and the Witches’ Council discovers she’s secretly contacted her mother, triggering a devastating ultimatum. With only 12 hours to decide between keeping her magic or ever seeing her mom again, Sabrina faces the hardest choice of her life. Meanwhile, Salem’s mother comes for a surprise visit (and doesn’t know he’s a cat), and Zelda and Hilda discover—once and for all—who their mother’s actual favorite child is. Plus: this week’s question of the week—what memorable gifts have YOU given your mom?

It’s the Season 2 penultimate episode, and Sabrina’s latest magical misstep brings us straight into intergalactic chaos. In Rumor Mill, Sabrina takes a shortcut on her Other Realm community service assignment after being recruited by Bobby Calzone to work at the literal rumor mill—where gossip isn’t just entertaining, it’s magically consequential. Unfortunately, she and returning guest Dashiell get a little too carried away writing rumors about people they actually know… and suddenly everything becomes real in Westbridge. That means Libby gets evicted, Mr. Kraft and Ms. Quick become a PDA-heavy couple, Salem becomes a full-blown mob boss, Harvey is mysteriously pregnant, and the Spellman aunt road trip ends with a full-on UFO abduction. With the Quizmaster’s job on the line and Calzone causing chaos behind the scenes, Sabrina is forced to clean up her magical mess the hard way—or at least the most humiliating way. We also chat about this week’s Question of the Week: Do we believe in aliens or UFOs? Spoiler: We have thoughts.

This week on Something Witchy, we're keeping things cozy, chaotic, and deliciously on-theme with a special Thanksgiving mini-sode!  Instead of our usual deep-dives, Laura and Skye sit down to assign Sabrina the Teenage Witch characters to classic Thanksgiving family archetypes—because who among us hasn’t met a Libby-style cousin, a Salem-energy meddling uncle, or a Hilda-level chaotic relative? We kept this one short so we (and hopefully you!) can spend time with loved ones, enjoy rest, good food, or just a well-earned break. Whether you celebrate Thanksgiving or not, we are so grateful for everyone who listens, supports, and chats with us—especially as we just passed 10,000 downloads! Thank you for being part of this witchy little home we're building. Take a seat at the Spellman table with us, enjoy the family chaos from a safe distance, and we’ll be back to regular episodes soon!

This week on Something Witchy, we’re diving into one of the most chaotic Season 2 episodes yet: “Sabrina’s Choice.” When Sabrina pits Hilda and Zelda against each other one too many times, the aunts decide to split up—and suddenly Sabrina has to choose which aunt she’ll live with. From floating backpacks and forbidden Lisa Loeb concerts to the horrors of house-divided living, Sabrina faces every teen witch’s worst nightmare: consequences.   We walk through the iconic guest appearances from RuPaul and the Kenan & Kel duo, the absolutely unhinged “what-if” future timelines (Libby’s baby, anyone?), Salem’s unwavering commitment to dramatic flair, and the Spellmans’ experimental approach to parenting. We also break down the aunts’ elaborate ruse, the Witch Judge’s unexpected makeover career, and why this entire episode feels like a fever dream in the best possible way.   Join us for messy houses, science experiments gone rogue, chaotic hairstyles, and the most dramatic family therapy session the Other Realm has ever seen.

It’s field trip week on Something Witchy! Sabrina and the Westbridge crew head to Disney World, where magic and mayhem go hand-in-hand. When Sabrina’s latest witch’s license test requires her to brew an animal transformation potion, things take a turn for the wild—literally—after Valerie and Libby end up as zebras roaming Animal Kingdom. Meanwhile, Hilda and Zelda discover a “prehistoric” surprise on their paleontology excursion, and Salem lives his best resort life. In this episode, Laura and Skye talk Disney parks (and which rides are actually worth the wait), TGIF’s obsession with crossover trips, and our love for Disney cats.

In Season 2, Episode 22 of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, “Quiz Show,” Sabrina finally learns the importance of her Quizmaster — but only after she accidentally gets him fired. While Zelda returns to the classroom as a substitute chemistry teacher (and Libby might actually learn something?!), Sabrina struggles to master her elemental magic, balance her attitude, and untangle her magical mentorship drama. Plus: we talk about things that finally “clicked” for us, Zelda’s potential (or lack thereof) as a teacher, and the importance of a good montage.

In Fear Strikes Up a Conversation (Season 2, Episode 21), Sabrina tries to zap away her fear of public speaking—but when her fear literally comes to life and starts haunting her classmates, chaos (and comedy) ensues. Meanwhile, Zelda pushes herself to the brink of madness preparing for a symposium, Hilda throws a luau intervention, and Salem just wants someone to remember to feed him. Laura and Skye break down the episode’s creative take on anxiety, public speaking nightmares, and why facing your fears—witch or mortal—is never as easy as zapping them away.

Life got the better of us this week, so we brewed up something short, spooky, and full of laughs for Halloween! In this mini-sode, Skye hosts a game of Monster Mash—assigning iconic Sabrina the Teenage Witch characters to classic monsters (because obviously someone has Dracula energy). Then, Laura takes over with a round of This or Witch, where we make the tough choices every witch faces—broomstick or vacuum? Cauldron or coffee? It’s a quick, cozy, chaotic Halloween treat with all the Something Witchy humor you know and love.

This week on Something Witchy, Laura and Skye rewatch Sabrina the Teenage Witch Season 2, Episode 20: “My Nightmare, the Car.” Sabrina finally gets the car she’s been begging for — but, in true Other Realm fashion, it’s a little more talkative (and possessive) than she bargained for. As Sabrina and Valerie’s car-sharing arrangement crashes and burns, chaos hits the Spellman house when a magical audit goes wrong and the family accountant goes rogue. Plus, our hosts detour into discussions about French tacos, their first cars, and whether halberds are underrated as a form of self-defense.

Things are getting unstable in Westbridge—literally! In Season 2, Episode 19: “When Teens Collide,” a burst of sunspots causes chaos in the mortal and witch worlds alike. Sabrina and Libby accidentally swap personalities, turning Sabrina into the school’s new mean girl and Libby into… a sweetheart?! Meanwhile, the aunts deal with a black hole in the kitchen sink, a rogue string trio, and yet another trial in the Other Realm. Join us as Laura and Skye unpack this chaotic episode, from Sabrina’s power trip to Salem’s reluctant hero moment.

When Harvey signs Sabrina, Valerie, and himself up for a battle of the bands, there’s just one small problem: they can’t actually play. Desperate not to lose to Libby and the cheerleaders, Sabrina brews up some bottled talent to give them an edge. The spell works a little too well, though, and soon egos and friendships are on the line. Meanwhile, Hilda takes a gig as a fiddler, Zelda faces off with a rival scientist, and Salem enjoys the drama from the sidelines. Oh, and did we mention the Backstreet Boys stop by?

It’s Valentine’s season in Westbridge, and love is in the air—sort of. In Sabrina the Teenage Witch Season 2, Episode 17, “The Equalizer,” Sabrina learns that bending the rules of magic comes with a price when Roland the troll returns as a magical “Equalizer” and literally steals her heart. Meanwhile, Cupid is down bad after heartbreak, Zelda and Hilda scramble for dates to the school dance, and Mr. Kraft causing trouble. We unpack the chaos of magical consequences and debate just how many times Roland needs to be told “no.”

In Sabrina and the Beanstalk (Season 2, Episode 16), Sabrina’s last-minute spellwork grows way out of control when a beanstalk sprouts in the Spellman yard, Harvey gets kidnapped by a wicked witch (guest star Shelley Long), and the whole thing turns into a magical mess straight out of a fairy tale. Laura and Skye dig into the episode’s chaos, from Salem’s fear of heights to why Harvey really needs to stop eating suspicious food at Sabrina’s house. Along the way, the conversation takes a few turns of its own—like how zoos decide on breeding matches for animals, and why Laura might just murder Skye over a debate about fry sauce.

This week on Something Witchy, we dive into Sabrina the Teenage Witch Season 2, Episode 15, “Finger Lickin’ Flu.” When Sabrina catches a magical flu in her pointing finger, her powers accidentally transfer to Mrs. Quick—who wastes no time zapping chaos through Westbridge and even turns Mr. Kraft into a chimpanzee. We break down the episode’s wild physical comedy, Salem’s over-the-top quest for attention, and how this story gives Mrs. Quick a rare spotlight.

It’s time for another Sabrina vs. Libby showdown—this time with a magical twist. When Sabrina tries to use a spell to keep Libby at arm’s length, it backfires spectacularly, leaving the two magically tethered together and, eventually, turning Libby into a literal jigsaw puzzle. To set things right, Sabrina has to piece Libby back together—literally and figuratively—while discovering some surprising truths about her frenemy’s life. Meanwhile, Hilda and Salem’s get-rich-quick scheme with Zelda’s “miracle” formula spirals out of control, leading to slime, sibling squabbles, and toaster chaos. Join us as we break down the puzzles, the lessons in compassion, and the float that proves democracy really is fragile.

This week we’re diving into Little Big Kraft (Season 2, Ep. 13), where Sabrina decides that Mr. Kraft is way too uptight and whips up a potion to make him act younger. What starts as a harmless prank quickly spirals when a little caffeine turns the spell into chaos, and suddenly the halls of Westbridge High are falling apart under the “leadership” of a childlike vice principal. Meanwhile, Hilda finds herself falling even harder for Kraft in his youthful state, and Zelda has to remind Sabrina—again—why you don’t mess with people’s personalities.

It’s Christmas in Westbridge, and Sabrina is learning the hard way that the holiday season isn’t just about presents. In Season 2, Episode 12, Sabrina Claus, our favorite teenage witch comes down with a magical case of “ego-titis” and ends up face-to-face with none other than Santa himself—though he goes by Bob (played by Cheers’ John Ratzenberger). When Bob gets injured, Sabrina has to fill in and take on the role of delivering Christmas magic to the world, whether she’s ready or not. We dig into Sabrina’s struggle to rediscover the true meaning of Christmas, the sheer chaos of the Spellman holiday décor, Salem’s endless holiday snark, and a very special musical cameo from Johnny Mathis. Plus, we talk about the wild clothing options, the episode’s surprising shout out to Utah, and how we still don't know where Sabrina and Harvey's relationship is.

In Season 2 Episode 11 "Oh What a Tangled Spell She Weaves," Sabrina’s sloppy spellcasting spirals out of control—turning antique cabinets brand new, shrinking Salem into a kitten, and even sending her aunts straight into Merlin’s castle. While Valerie gets a magical efficiency boost at her new pizza job and Harvey undergoes a few unintended changes of his own, Sabrina learns the hard way that vague incantations have very real consequences. With no “undo” spells to save her, she has to clean up the chaos before her friends freeze, burn, or get stuck in medieval times forever.

It’s Friday the 13th, and Sabrina finally gets the green light to do what she’s been dying to try: tell her friends she’s a witch! In this episode, we talk through all the chaos that ensues when Valerie and Harvey get a full day in the know—complete with magic tickets, a trip to the Other Realm’s Mortal Day Festival, and celebrity cameos from Drew Carey and Mark Langston. We also dig into the risks of revealing your secrets, Salem’s reign of terror, and why Libby hasn't learned her lesson on accusing people of being witches. Plus, we marvel at magic corn dogs, posters in the school hallway, and a whole lot of bat breath. Will Sabrina regret spilling the beans? Let’s find out.

When Sabrina’s “hillbilly” cousins show up from the Other Realm demanding her family’s spell book, things get locked down—literally. The Spellman house seals itself shut, trapping Sabrina, her aunts, and their unsuspecting mortal guests inside. As the feud escalates from awkward lunch to full-on magical warfare (think: pork rind rain, beer bellies, and tornadoes), Sabrina tries to play peacemaker, only to learn some hard truths about what it means to “go around your obstacles.” “Witch Trash” is packed with magic, mayhem, and surprisingly deep family drama—plus a lava lamp or two.

In this bonus episode, we take a deep dive into the rest of the 1997 TGIF Time Travel lineup—Boy Meets World, You Wish, and Teen Angel—where Salem the Cat’s time ball sends each show hurtling into a different decade. From Cory proposing to Topanga during World War II, to a beatnik genie dragging his sitcom family into the 1950s, to a woman nearly falling in love with her dog-turned-human at a disco, we watched it all… together… and survived. We share our reactions to the drama, the questionable plotlines, and the absurd magic logic that somehow links all these shows back to Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Expect lots of 90s ads, wild continuity questions, Salem puppet appearances, and more than a few moments that had us yelling “wait… what?!”   Salem may have created chaos across space and time, but we were here for every bizarre minute of it.

In this episode of Something Witchy, we're spinning back in time to Season 2, Episode 8: “Inna Gadda Sabrina.” When Salem swallows a magical time ball, Sabrina wakes up in the 1960s — and so does the rest of Westbridge. As the town embraces peace, protests, and psychedelic vibes, Sabrina enjoys the freedom of the era… until she realizes just how limited a girl's future could be back then. From sit-ins in the cafeteria to college fairs that exclude women, this groovy episode tackles more than just retro fashion. We talk about historical context, gender politics, and of course, Salem's sardine-fueled dream sequence. Join us as we unpack the spellbinding chaos of this magical blast from the past.

In this week’s Something Witchy, we’re diving into Sabrina the Teenage Witch Season 2, Episode 7: “A River of Candy Corn Runs Through It." When Valerie impulsively volunteers Sabrina to throw a Halloween party, chaos—and talking furniture—ensues. With Salem threatening armchairs, termites in the basement, and a surprise appearance by 10,000 Maniacs, it’s far from the normal night Sabrina was hoping for. We break down weird furniture dynamics, high school boys that look like they're 35, and why this might be the weirdest house party in Westbridge history. Tune in for magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of candy corn! 

In this week’s episode of Something Witchy, we dive into Season 2, Episode 6: “Sabrina the Teenage Boy.” When Sabrina suspects Harvey might be into Valerie, she transforms into a boy to understand what makes guys tick—only to accidentally get herself a date with Libby. Meanwhile, Hilda turns herself into a man to scare off Mr. Kraft, and Salem has way too much fun coaching Sabrina through her double life. We unpack gender roles, Jack Spratski’s short-lived romance, and why the Slicery’s bathroom deserves a shout-out. Come for the magic, stay for the burp heard ‘round the world.

This week on Something Witchy, Sabrina’s babysitting gig turns into a doll-sized disaster when cousin Amanda traps her in a toy box full of cursed humans—including a jaded ice cream man and a whiny dentist. Meanwhile, Hilda and Zelda try (and fail) to enjoy separate spa days, complete with face-removal treatments and passive-aggressive booking wars. Laura and Skye break down Salem in pantaloons, a ska-powered escape plan, and why the Quizmaster thinks this is the perfect time for a pop quiz.

This week on Something Witchy, we’re talking Season 2, Episode 4: “Dante’s Inferno.” Harvey’s parents want him to date other girls, so Sabrina’s aunts decide it’s time she meets someone new—enter Dante, a witch boy with questionable judgment, a love of flashy magic, and absolutely no clue how stairs work. Things spiral fast during a chaotic double date that ends with someone literally turned into a bowling pin. Meanwhile, Hilda’s suffering from pun-itis (yes, really), which brings Davy Jones into the picture—not the pirate, as Skye originally thought, but the Monkee himself, complete with a surprise musical number. We also go off the rails discussing whether stairs exist in the Other Realm, the Roman poet Catullus, dictators, and some Monkees trivia. Come hang out with us as we break it all down.

This week, we’re recapping Dummy for Love (Season 2, Episode 3), where Sabrina meddles in her aunt’s love life with a literal dummy spell. We talk about jury duty for way too long, possibly offend Pauly Shore, and ponder whether Sabrina might be a little… murdery? Plus, we’re asking the big questions—like would you rather have too many eyes or too many ears? Enjoy this special episode where we left (almost) everything in.

Sabrina’s at witch camp and still has a lot to prove—especially if she wants to keep her powers and her boyfriend. In Part 2 of the Season 2 premiere, Sabrina attempts a magical jailbreak, crashes the school dance, and learns a tough lesson about balancing responsibility with personal life. Plus, we break down that bittersweet ending and what it means for Sabrina going forward. Did this episode pass our quiz with flying colors? Tune in to find out!

In Season 2 Episode 1, Sabrina Gets Her License: Part 1, Sabrina’s 17th birthday takes a turn when she’s handed a magical handbook and told she has just two chances to pass her witch’s license test—or face Witch Camp. Meanwhile, new girl Valerie arrives, Libby’s still a menace, and Harvey’s just trying to get someone to bake cookies. We talk about missing characters, awkward hat choices, and new teachers. Salem goes on a sushi adventure, the aunts come into some magical money, and Sabrina accidentally zaps a train into her house. It’s chaos, it’s classic, and it’s only part one. Join us as we dig into the magical mayhem of this Season 2 premiere!