2.25: I Cannot Believe This is the Epitome of Evolution

It’s the Season 2 penultimate episode, and Sabrina’s latest magical misstep brings us straight into intergalactic chaos. In Rumor Mill, Sabrina takes a shortcut on her Other Realm community service assignment after being recruited by Bobby Calzone to work at the literal rumor mill—where gossip isn’t just entertaining, it’s magically consequential. Unfortunately, she and returning guest Dashiell get a little too carried away writing rumors about people they actually know… and suddenly everything becomes real in Westbridge. That means Libby gets evicted, Mr. Kraft and Ms. Quick become a PDA-heavy couple, Salem becomes a full-blown mob boss, Harvey is mysteriously pregnant, and the Spellman aunt road trip ends with a full-on UFO abduction. With the Quizmaster’s job on the line and Calzone causing chaos behind the scenes, Sabrina is forced to clean up her magical mess the hard way—or at least the most humiliating way. We also chat about this week’s Question of the Week: Do we believe in aliens or UFOs? Spoiler: We have thoughts.