The Bad Movie Vaults

Nud and Scott discuss some of their favourite spooky films, not necessarily the best horror films...

Join us again as JP once again unearths a bad movie that breaks Scott and Nud, genuinely one of the worst we've seen.

Nud finds a Chinese wish box and wishes the his pals JP and Scott watch the 2017 horror film, Wish Upon. Then they ramble on about horror film franchises for 30 minutes.

Join Nud and Scott as they finish discussing the films of 2021 whilst JP tries to escape the mirror universe, where he's fond to endlessly watch Zack Snyders Justice League

Nud and Scott talk about the films of 2021. Where they waffle, rabble and jabber on about anything they think of, regardless of whether it's on topic or not.

Nud leads the guys on a Hollywood tour, a world where everyone gets ground down... except Moose, he's a hero. Apparently.

Join us as JP, a 'Cats' apologist, tries to convince the other two that Replicas is the worst film of 2019 and definitely not Cats, which JP loves.

After a long hiatus, the Bad Movie Vault boys are back, discussing JPs discovery of Neil Breen, the new God of bad movies!

Scott gets together a crack team of sarcastic film buffs to deal with the biggest threat to Hollywood, DCs latest attempt at a cinematic universe, Justice League.

In the high octane future scape, only one cyborg named Paco Queruak can stop John Saxon from doing evil stuff!

JP decides to do a Ninja film for a change of pace. Nud and Scott must play along, or face the wraith of possessed JP spinning on cables.

This time in the vaults Nud seems to be the only one with any taste in films as Scott and JP declare they un-ironically love this film.

The three claggy friends, JP, Scott and Nud sit together to watch the turkey that is Geostorm and it turns out to be completely different to what they expected

Nud takes Scott and JP to the mall, where there are cops, cops called Blart, Paul Blart... Mall Cop!

Scott takes Nud and JP into the underground club full of punks, people in halloween masks, carpet werewolves and some very elderly actors. You've have to some kind of WereGhoul to miss it.

JP takes Nud and Scott into the weird, weird world of Jesus and God as aliens, Satan as a young girl and Lance Henriksen as a younger man.

JP takes the guys to a cabin in the woods, full of aliens, bad toilet action and Morgan Freeman with some fierce eyebrows!

Scott scraps up in his gun toting Mars Rover and drives JP and Nud up the wall, into the guys first Bayhem adventure

Nud takes Scott and JP in the world of mumbly Joes, earthquake managers and spontaneously combusting extras!

In the future the machines will take over and they'll send one of their own back to destroy any chance of humanities survival. Then, they'll send a bunch more to make sure that happens... It doesn't work, so they send some more. By now the timeline is so crammed with terminators you can't move for them. So what do you do? Reboot? A ret-con Sequel? Turns out you try to do both at the same time and end up making more of a mess... Jai Courtney presents Terminator Genisys!

Nuddy, Scott and JP takes you to Nightmare City! It truly is a nightmare, with its tedium, unkempt heroes and awful twist ending... Do you dare enter NIGHTMARE CITY!

In the first of our two Halloween episodes JP continues his obsession with Werewolves by taking Scott and Nud into the weird, wacky world of Wolf Guy. Who's actually more guy than wolf.

JP grabs his titanium rod then drags Scott and Nud to Transylvania. There they will witness a bonkers world, full of one-hit punk bands, dwarf spies, monkey-based wolf people and Sybil Danning in sunglasses.

Nuddy Nudster rambles on about the duffest entry into the horror franchise Friday the 13th, in which Jasons entire back story and rules are completely rewritten for the worse.

JP leads the way in our 50th episode with a cult classic bad movie, Samurai Cop! This film needs to be seen to be believed!

Scott drags Nud and Jp into the mediocre world of Lethal Weapon 3, a world where action just happens without reason.

This time Grammerton Cleric Nud takes the guys to the concrete city of Librium, a place where emotions are illegal, but seemingly commonplace..

Join us, won't you? As Scott, Nud and JP watch and comment on Zombie Holocaust

It's Nud v Scott v JP v Batman v Superman v Lex Luthor v Wonder Women v Breaky McNoLegs

JP takes Scott and Nud into the bizzaro world of Wolf men, cosmic bees, lizard henchmen, Eddie Redmayne, elephant-man pilots and Sean Bean the galactic Yorkshireman.

Welcome friends.. Scott takes Nud and JP back to 1950's Sci-Fi turkey, one of the first truly cult bad films made. So join us, won't you?

JP takes Nud and Scott into the mystical realm, not of ninjas, but of the weird world of IFD Films. Who don't really make films as much as chop many together.

In this episode Scotty runs Nud and JP through the bizarre mix of the US Army, lost Japanese soldiers and, of course, ninjas. Scotty then stuns us with a horrific revelation of when he watched this film.

Scott, JP and Nud go through all three Creepshow movies and discuss each short story and the decreasing quality in each film as they progress.

There are 250 violent crimes a minute! Nud, JP and Scotty decide that their the future, or the cure, or something to a disease or history. I dunno...

JP blows the minds of Nud and Scotty by surprising them with an obscure claggy film that Nud describes as akin to occult relic.

JP dons his motorcycle helmet and flamethrower as he avengers his mate and fights gangsters because the price of beef has gone up...? Nud and Scott are also involved.

In this episode Scotty gets into the ring with cinemas greatest boxer and discovers a bizarre world of robots, synthesisers and music videos.

Nud leads Scott and JP onto a boat fully of alien eggs and LOTS OF LAUGHS!

JP, Nud and Scott battle their way through the labours of Herucles! (1983), where space jars, Cybil Danning and void-like toy monsters abound!

Hailed as one of the bad movie classics of all time. Nun, Scott and JP take you on a tour of Nilbog and the delights it brings.

We're back! After a long break JP, Scott and Nud have upgraded the Clag Bag to the The Bad Movie Vaults. Their first film is the 1998 travesty, The Avengers.

This episode explores the bonkers universe where professional armwrestling is the hottest sport on the planet and trucking' is quite popular too. Listen to Nud and Scott discuss the Sly Stallone flick whilst JP spends most of the episode wrapping his head around the very notion that armwrestling is a professional sport.

After Earth is Will Smiths biggest regret, but before that film there was another. It was meant to be Men in Black in the ooooool' west! But it ended up being an absolute stinker! So join JP, Scott and Nud as they saddle up!

The year is... sometime in the future. Mankind has left Earth and somehow forgotten which planet it is. But don't worry Jaden Smith has found it with his jerk of a cinematic father. JP, Scott and Nud discover that danger is real, and it's about 100 minutes long.

Nun, Scott and JP thought was safe to go back into the water as they wade into Jaws: The Revenge

Clag-Fans rejoice as Scott, Nud and JP talk about the 1987 low-LOW budget fourth Supes film, filmed in Milton Keynes...

Lag fans rejoice! Here's comes one of Hollywoods biggest turkeys! Battlefield Earth: Saga of the Year 3000