The Freakshow WTF: The Podcast

He gave the judge some fudge

A local Florida Man pulled a machete on a local Florida Woman in a dispute over a scooter

This neighborhood pharmacist was very popular

It gave her wings!

You teach high school, not getting high IN school!

That is a VERY Happy Meal indeed 

How dare you mess with the best drive-thru in the business

A drone landed in their backyard, so this Florida couple did the only sensible thing...they tossed it into the fire pit and burned it

He had to put them on hold because he had a call on his other shoe

Yes, she WAS walking around wearing only a shirt, but that does NOT make her Donald Duck

Notice it said "incidents", with an "S", meaning more than one act of poop vandalism

She used to dance on a pole, now wielding one as a weapon

A Florida Man and a cat walk into a bar is NOT the setup to a joke...this time

So many samurai swords, so few samurai in Florida 

He was very proud of his illegal grow 

Not one, but two stores of LOCAL Florida idiots!

A Florida mayor has been arrested for allegedly having weed in her system while on probation

He smeared the frozen fudge pop on her face...that's cold

Another round of the lovely ladies of the Sunshine State!

She claims she thought she was being attacked

All of these stories involve Florida Man with swords and machetes

Yeah, sadly ALL of these Florida Men were in states of undress

All these stories are about lovely ladies from Florida!

How do you get into a fight during a job interview?  Ask Florida Man

Florida Man was naked besides a construction helmet and dancing outside of his truck when he got pulled over

This guy was going in the right direction, just in reverse

All of these stories involve Floridians getting into trouble with a little bit of the booger sugar!

Florida Man drunk on an e-bike crashes into a Florida Man on a trike.  Neither of them have licenses due to previous DUIs I'm sure

That's some fine police work Lou

Ahh Florida love!

It's called a "waiting room" and that's what he likes to do while he's waiting

Yep, all of these stories involve drinking or drug-fueled foolishness

All of these stories involve the lovely ladies of Florida

All of this Florida foolishness centered around convenience stores in one form or another

He had meth hidden in the skin of his...well, you know

Someone paid to have it transported and this guy decided it was his instead!

How appropriate

There's some weird people out there and she sure is one of them!

That'll do it!

Yeah, it's legal to do so and attempts to make it illegal faile, because Florida

He reached speeds of 129 MPH...without a car

This Florida Man is very serious about karaoke!

A Florida Woman drove to a fire station due to a python in her vehicle dashboard

A Florida Man stole 15 lap dances at a gentlemen's club.  Not very gentlemanly

All this just MINUTES into his 18th birthday

He snuck away from his duties at a county jail BBQ with a very classy lady

That's when she tried to flush her t-shirt down the toilet after urinating everywhere

This local Florida Man stole a car, crashed it, took off on foot and was nabbed by the police K-9...ta-da!

Florida Man wrangles a boa constrictor on the way to work...the man, not the boa was the one on the way to work by the way

Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man my ass!