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1

Florida Man drives his truck into someone's bedroom

2

IHOP waitress gropes a female customer

3

Florida Woman kicks a cop, then offers him oral

4

Florida Man stopped with 34 open cans of White Claw

5

Florida Man arrested for posing as a lawyer

6

LOCAL Florida Man commits burglary on his way to court

7

Florida Man leads police on a 40 MPH "chase"

8

Florida Man bitten in the face during a free alligator encounter

9

Florida Man pooped himself and not only himself

10

The ALL Florida Vehicle Nonsense Edition

11

Florida Man had his "chimichanga" out at a Taco Bell

12

Florida Woman hid drugs "back there"

13

Florida Man doesn't get the joke this sign was making

14

The ALL NAKED Florida Man Edition!

15

Florida Man "violated" a woman's underwear drawer

16

The ALL Florida Woman Edition!

17

Florida Man commits arson for "The Holy Spirit"

18

The ALL Florida Man crashing into stuff edition!

19

Florida Man leads cops on a chase...on a bike

20

Florida Man clings to the hood of his own car

21

Florida Man throws his poop at a judge

22

LOCAL scooter dispute (not kids by the way)

23

Florida Man busted with his illegal boner pill ring

24

Florida Woman steals a Red Bull truck

25

LOCAL teacher arrested with cocaine and fentanyl in class

26

Cops found a beer can in a Happy Meal

27

Florida Man shows off his nuggets at a Chick-fil-A drive -thru

28

Florida couple arrested for burning a drone

29

Drunk Florida Man uses his shoe to call family

30

Florida Woman tells police her name is "Donald Duck"

31

Florida Woman arrested for "feces vandalism incidents"

32

Florida stripper uses a pole as a weapon

33

Florida Man tries to go into a strip club with a cat

34

Florida Man had a samurai sword and a lit torch

35

Florida Man in a Speedo offers to show cops his weed

36

A couple stories about LOCALS actin' LOCO!

37

Florida Mayor arrested for having weed in her system while on probation

38

Florida Man assaults his mom with a fudge pop

39

The ALL Florida Woman Edition!

40

Florida Woman crashes her bike and throws beer bottles at a 3-year-old

41

The ALL Florida Man with sharp instruments edition!

42

THE ALL naked Florida Man Edition!

43

The ALL Florida Woman Edition!

44

Florida Man goes in for an interview, comes out in handcuffs

45

Florida Man wearing only a hard hat dances for cops

46

Florida Man arrested for driving in reverse

47

The ALL Florida Cocaine Cowboy/Cowgirl Edition!

48

The most Florida DUI ever

49

Florida police officer punished for farting in a colleague's face

50

The couple that gets arrested together stays together

51

Florida Man touches himself in a hospital waiting room

52

The ALL Drinkin' and Druggin' Edition

53

The ALL Florida Woman Edition

54

The ALL Florida convenience store edition

55

Florida Man hides meth IN his down belows

56

LOCAL steals a Porsche he was transporting

57

Florida Woman named Booze arrested for DUI

58

Florida Woman pees all over an Airbnb, then sells the footage

59

Florida Man ends an argument with a machete

60

Florida bill to outlaw first cousin marriage FAILS

61

Florida Man leads cops on a cocaine-fueled chase

62

Florida Man has karaoke rage

63

Florida Woman had a snake in her dashboard

64

Florida Man arrested for stealing lap dances

65

Florida Man was "stoned to the gills" claiming to be God

66

Florida inmate hooks up in a porta-potty

67

Florida Woman adds a pool to her jail cell

68

LOCAL actin' LOCO!

69

Florida Man wrangles a boa constrictor on the way to work

70

Florida Man dressed as Spider-Man robs a store

71

Florida Woman cited for holding her phone in a hand she doesn't have

72

Florida Woman arrested in a felony pickle attack

73

Florida Woman ate cocaine she smuggled into jail

74

Florida Man threatens his drug-dealing mom with a sword

75

LOCAL man claims his with the CIA and falls into a pool

76

The all Florida Vehicle edition

77

Florida Man arrested for 13 hit-and-run crashes

78

Florida Man dies after going to a strip club

79

LOCAL Florida Man arrested for being passed out in a drive-thru

80

Florida Woman arrested for leaving her kids in an Uber

81

A 20-person brawl over a game of pickleball

82

Florida couple takes a 14-year-old to a strip club

83

Florida Man doesn't have a lot of teeth, but he does have a gun

84

Naked Florida Man runs into traffic and is promptly hit by a car

85

Florida Woman arrested for riding a manatee

86

Florida caregiver arrested for twerking for patients

87

Florida Man fired from new job for showing up in a bathrobe

88

The ALL Florida Bathroom Edition!

89

Florida stripper gets a DUI and tries to eat her shirt

90

Florida Man arrested for a sex act with a vacuum

91

LOCAL Florida Woman nabbed in a romance scam

92

Florida Man Trifecta

93

Florida Woman throws a pork chop at her mom

94

Florida Man throws a ketchup packet at someone

95

The all Florida contraband edition

96

The ALL Florida Woman Edition!

97

Florida Man and Woman rideshare nonsense

98

Florida Man street races on a first date

99

3 LOCAL Florida Men steal $10K worth of Pokemon cards

100

The All Florida Financial Foolishness Edition

101

Florida Woman attacks people with collard greens

102

LOCAL Florida Man puts a gun in his kid's backpack

103

Florida Woman named "Juicy Booty" arrested

104

LOCAL Florida Man steals a motorized cart

105

The ALL Florida Man being indecent edition

106

Florida Man in a bra was hiding a gun in his "boobs"

107

Florida Man steals a baby gator and takes off on a bike

108

The ALL Florida Woman edition!

109

Dumb Florida news year-end roundup!

110

A clarinet prompts a school lockdown

111

Florida Man sets his own truck on fire

112

The ALL Florida Woman edition

113

Florida Man claims he was teleported into the car he stole

114

Florida Woman throws chicken in another woman's face

115

The (mostly) stuff in body cavities edition

116

Florida Woman attacks a nurse with her ankle monitor charging cord

117

LOCAL half-naked Florida Man tries getting into the wrong house

118

Florida Man's doormat says "Come Back With a Warrant"

119

Florida trio gets arrested for sex in a parking lot

120

Florida Man sprays BBQ sauce all over a house

121

Florida Woman slices her boyfriend with a machete

122

The ALL Florida Woman edition

123

LOCAL Florida Man chases his GF into a police station

124

Florida Man caught after breaking into an apartment while naked

125

Florida Woman mad about a cancelled threesome

126

NEVER send the wrong package to Florida Man!

127

Florida Woman throws a knife at her boyfriend's head

128

Florida Woman called 911 fourteen times for a ride home

129

Florida Man jumps out of vehicle that HE was driving

130

The ALL Florida Woman edition!

131

LOCAL Florida Man hits the crime trifecta

132

Florida Man dumps trash and cremated remains on the side of the road

133

Florida Men argue about how many eggs a chicken can lay

134

The ALL Florida workplace foolishness edition

135

Florida Man pulls a knife over a bathroom stall

136

Florida Man goes back to jail MINUTES after getting out

137

Naked Florida Woman beats up her husband and some officials

138

LOCAL teacher was high on coke and letting students hit her vape

139

LOCAL Florida Woman has road rage

140

Naked Florida Man causes havoc in a neighborhood

141

Florida couple HATES kids on e-bikes

142

Florida Woman claimed to be Eminem's wife

143

Florida Man had a sign that said "no drugs on premises"

144

The all Florida VEHICLE edition

145

Florida Man threatens to eat his neighbor's dog

146

Florida Man steals a car with a baby inside

147

Florida Woman arrested for throwing a hammer at cops

148

LOCAL influencer arrested...again

149

Florida Man hits people with a metal shelf at a Publix

150

Florida Man arrested for a drive-by cheeseburgering

151

Florida Man tried to smuggle a Thermos into jail

152

Florida Man poops on a dead possum

153

Florida Woman steals a motorized cart from Publix

154

Florida throuple trouble

155

Florida Man stole an ambulance

156

Florida Woman wins a Mortal Kombat tournament holding a newborn

157

Florida Man eats his peacocks to spite his neighbor

158

Mistaken identity on a man and a truck

159

Florida Man sleeps in a woman's car and eats her snacks

160

Florida Man tries to drone drop a phone into prison

161

The ALL Florida Woman Edition!

162

Florida Man shoots a bear...in his shower

163

Florida Man does a burnout to "impress the ladies"

164

LOCAL Florida Man crashes and throws kids over a fence

165

Florida Man chases a police officer

166

Florida Man in SCUBA gear robs a restaurant

167

WTF the ALL Florida Woman edition!

168

Coked up Florida Man had baby sea turtles

169

LOCAL Florida Man steals $40K worth of Nikes

170

Florida Man waves his passport and a flag after wrong-way chase

171

Florida Woman pours bleach on her boyfriend's clothes

172

Florida bartender stabs a customer and makes comments about his mom

173

Florida Man headbutts a patrol car

174

Florida Man sprays a couple with bug spray at a Publix

175

Florida Woman threatened her husband's drum set

176

LOCAL Florida Man steals an airport shuttle and crashes it

177

We now have robot rabbits in the state

178

LOCAL man in Batman pajamas nabs a burglar

179

Florida Woman in a hot dog costume TPs her neighbor's car

180

WTF the all LOCAL edition!

181

Florida Man dressed as a woman in a stolen U-Haul

182

Florida Man fires a shot over dog poop

183

LOCAL Florida Man pulls a gun over a bathroom wait

184

Florida Man in a jester costume threatens a landscaper

185

Florida Man shoots his date over dinner payment

186

Naked Florida Man was playing with himself in a backyard

187

Florida Man with a fox tail IN his butt arrested at a park

188

Florida Man stole a package off of a porch on a dare

189

Florida couple had a mobile weed farm

190

WTF the ALL vehicle nonsense edition

191

Florida Man said someone told him it was ok to steal a car

192

Florida Man displays a gun and says "bang bang"

193

Florida Man charged with being married to 3 women at once

194

Florida Man arrested for stealing Smokey Bear signs

195

Florida Man arrested for driving drunk on a riding mower on a toll road

196

Florida couple steals a bunch of liquor from a Walgreen's

197

Florida Woman destroys a home

198

Chuck E Cheese arrested for credit card theft

199

LOCAL Florida Man gets naked and crazy at a gym

200

Naked Florida Man was yelling at inanimate objects

201

Florida Woman follows men, pepper sprays them and steals their watches

202

Florida Woman attacks a fellow driver with bear mace

203

Florida Man steals napkins frfom Waffle House with "finger guns"

204

Friday Florida Man Roundup includes a lot of nudity

205

Florida Man steals a tourist train and actually stops for passengers

206

Florida Woman, 60, hits a car and then slaps the driver

207

Florida Man had a "hidden surprise" found during surgery

208

Florida Man in his underwear pepper sprays his neighbor

209

Florida Man invites his landlord over for dinner and attacks her

210

Florida police officer Tases his own partner

211

Old, drunk Florida Man arrested after failing to steal a fire truck

212

Florida Man runs from cops in an 18-wheeler

213

Florida Man kidnaps his business partner

214

Florida Man called 911 hundreds of times to harass his neighbor

215

The ALL Florida Woman edition

216

Florida Man urinates on cans of Spam and Vienna sausages

217

Florida Man makes a guitar from his dead uncle's bones

218

WTF: Florida couple arrested for lewd behavior at a bar

219

WTF: Florida Man deals drugs, has a dog fighting ring and an illegal gator

220

WTF: Florida Woman sprays neighbor kids with bear mace

221

WTF: Florida Man wearing a Coke t-shirt arrested for selling what?

222

WTF: Florida Man poops in a car wash bay

223

WTF: Florida Man charged with having relations with a pool float

224

WTF: Florida Man caught masturbating, says his name is "James T Kirk"

225

WTF: Florida Woman hides meth in her "buttocks area"

226

WTF: Naked Florida Man with a penis pump horrifies everyone

227

WTF: Florida Man hits a car and tries to bribe a cop with $20

228

WTF: LOCAL duck causes havoc in Cape Coral

229

WTF: Florida Man shoots at a couple solar panel salesmen

230

WTF: Florida Man breaks a drive-thru window when Del Taco was closed

231

WTF: Florida Woman refuses to pay her tab and punches a cop in the nuts

232

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man shoots his neighbor's cow

233

WTF: Florida Man already facing charges exposes himself again

234

WTF: Florida Woman stabs a guy, robs him and pees on his leg

235

WTF: Florida Man points a gun at teens for the "ding-dong-ditch" prank

236

WTF: Florida Woman batters her wife with nachos

237

WTF: Florida Man with a cardboard license plate arrested for drugs...shocker

238

WTF: Old couple gets physical over the thermostat

239

WTF: Florida Man wrangles a gator on the side of the highway

240

WTF: Florida duo try to flee a drug bust on an electric scooter

241

WTF: Florida Man with a "wallet full of cocaine" at Disney World

242

WTF: Florida Man pins down an 11-year-old he thought was egging his home

243

WTF: FL mail carrier gets drunk at a party on her route

244

WTF: Florida Man attacked by his video game rival with a hammer

245

WTF: Florida Man hands a cop a hard seltzer after his crash

246

WTF: Florida Man named Edward Cocaine was arrested

247

WTF: The ALL Florida Woman edition!

248

WTF: Florida Woman was selling human remains

249

WTF: Florida Man tosses a bottle of pee after being denied a job interview

250

WTF: The ALL Florida Woman edition!

251

WTF: a NAKED Florida Man on a beach surrounded by beer cans

252

WTF: Florida Man with devil horns tattooed on his head is arrested

253

WTF: Florida Woman arrested for a conch attack

254

WTF: Florida Man tries to fight a woman in a wheelchair

255

WTF: Florida Man dressed like a clown fights police

256

WTF: Florida Man was selling meth out of a tent

257

WTF: Florida Woman hits a cyclist and takes off for her golf lesson

258

WTF: Florida Woman steals $36K worth of scratch-offs from her job

259

WTF: Florida Man's obit notes his love of Marlboros, fast women and Ford Broncos

260

WTF: Florida Man gets arrested wearing the most ironic t-shirt ever

261

WTF: Florida Man steals and eats a pack of shrimp and a Snickers while on a motorized cart

262

WTF: Florida Man arrested for stealing lap dances

263

WTF: Florida Man steals an ambulance and finishes his beer before arrest

264

WTF: Florida Woman attacks her boyfriend with a beer bottle

265

WTF: Florida Man sets fire to a strip club

266

WTF: Florida Man tries to steal his aunt's house

267

WTF: Florida Man dances in the road wearing only a hard hat

268

WTF: Florida Woman talks her way into going to jail

269

WTF: Florida Man swallows $700K worth of earrings he stole

270

WTF: Florida Woman shoots her ex's cousin in a case of mistaken identity

271

WTF: The (almost) ALL law enforcement getting a DUI edition

272

WTF: The (almost) all revenge on ex's stories!

273

WTF: Florida Man arrested for his "odd" behavior with a Chucky doll

274

WTF: Florida Man was throwing bricks at garbage trucks

275

WTF: Florida Woman banned from her AI voice for saying "arse"

276

WTF: The all LOCAL edition!

277

WTF: Florida Man in a gator's mouth saved by his neighbor

278

WTF: Florida Man crashes and waits...without pants

279

WTF: Watch out for monkeys with herpes!

280

WTF: The ALL Florida Woman edition!

281

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man leads cops on a wild chase

282

WTF: The ALL Florida Woman edition!

283

WTF: Florida Man busted by his cowboy boots

284

WTF: Florida Stripper arrested for a banana battery

285

WTF: Florida Man arrested in a bologna attack

286

WTF: Florida Man dressed in a dog onesie on a crime spree

287

WTF: way to try to smuggle ecstasy on a cruise deputy

288

WTF: Florida principal throws a party for over 100 juveniles

289

WTF: ONLY a Florida Man would get a pardon and get arrested a day later

290

WTF: LOCAL Florida Woman leads cops on a chase ending in her DUI arrest

291

WTF: Florida Woman arrested with "Definitely NOT a Bag Full of Drugs"

292

WTF: Florida Woman arrested for calling 911 over 30 times in a year

293

WTF: Florida Man arrested for DUI at 6 TIMES the legal limit!

294

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man robs a woman during a FB Marketplace exchange

295

WTF: Florida Woman beats her boss for a Christmas bonus

296

WTF: Florida Woman TRIES texting her drug dealer, gets the cops instead

297

WTF: Florida Man attempts a carjacking because he was abducted by aliens

298

WTF: Florida Man tries to hide his drugs in a fake dictionary

299

WTF: Reckless rubbing leads to reckless driving

300

WTF: Florida Men with less fingers than they had yesterday is the theme

301

WTF: Florida Man is arrested while wearing a "Good Vibes Only" t-shirt

302

WTF: Florida Man steals a Rolls Royce and crashes it into a Checkers

303

WTF: Florida Man attacks a mattress in a jealous rage

304

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man with a dress and a bonnet steals baby formula

305

WTF: Florida Woman does a backflip...in court

306

WTF: Florida Man arrested for trying to buy crack on Craigslist

307

WTF: Florida Woman wearing scrubs jumps out of the back of an ambulance

308

WTF: Couple gets pregnant despite being imprisoned on different floors

309

WTF: Florida Man tries to shoot a rocket at his ex and hits his own crotch instead

310

WTF: LOCAL TikToker aarested for shoplifting at Target in Cape Coral!

311

WTF: Florida Man breaks into a neighbor's house, but leaves his teeth behind

312

WTF: Florida Woman says to her family " I have a Taser, who's first?"

313

WTF Florida Man upset that his "Bible thumper" wife poured out his rum

314

WTF: Florida Man launches a plate of spaghetti at his wife

315

WTF: Burglary VICTIM charged because he had cocaine in plain view

316

WTF: Florida Man wearing nothing but boxers fights with two cops

317

WTF: Florida Man impersonates a cop in FRONT of a cop

318

WTF: Florida Man trying to outrun cops on a bike becomes very entertaining

319

WTF: Florida Man attacks a driver with a sword during a road rage incident

320

WTF: LOCAL Florida Woman steals from the Dollar General she worked at

321

WTF: Florida Man plants explosives in casino bathrooms

322

WTF: Florida Man hacks Disney's menu system to change important info, like peanut info

323

WTF: Florida Man survives a shark attack...twice...at the same beach

324

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man had a bunch of drugs, including animal meds!

325

WTF UberEats driver spits at a customer, steals the food and some yard decor

326

WTF: Florida Man comes at his some with a machete for forgetting his brithday

327

WTF: Florida Man breaks into Zuckerberg's superyacht and throws stuff overboard

328

WTF: Florida Woman had a case of pizza rage

329

WTF: Florida car dealer will literally carjack you if you miss a payment

330

WTF: Florida Man poses aa security to get into a Taylor Swift concert

331

WTF: LOCAL Florida Woman uses her kid to shoplift from Target

332

WTF: Florida Woman gets her nose lopped off by her own employee

333

WTF: Florida Woman checks out of rehab and carjacks an old man

334

WTF: Florida Man in a bull onesie tries to burn his ex's house down with pasta sauce

335

WTF: Lieutenant Dan's first new live stream sees him drop a racial slur

336

WTF: Florida doctor wants to keep his license despite assaulting patients

337

WTF: Florida Woman beats her man because a woman on TV looked like his ex

338

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man steals $30K worth of weed from a dispensary

339

WTF: 80-year-old Florida Man spends $8500 on a matchmaking service

340

WTF: Florida Man leads police on the slowest chase ever

341

WTF: Florida Woman arrested for Spaghetti-O's residue on a spoon

342

WTF: Florida Men steal from a hurricane-damaged Trump store in a strip mall

343

WTF: Florida Man threatens to kill his opponent

344

WTF: Florida twin brothers beat up a homeless guy

345

WTF: Florida Man on camera humping the Southernmost tip marker

346

WTF: Florida Man tries to swim across the Canadian border

347

WTF: Florida Man locks himself in his own trunk on the beach with some drugs

348

WTF: Florida Man clinging to a car gets pepper-sprayed by the driver

349

WTF: Florida Woman throws steak knives at her boyfriend

350

WTF: A Florida Woman attacked her boyfriend with a sex toy...again

351

WTF: The ALL Locals Acting Loco edition!

352

WTF: Florida Man gets nude and poops on the floor while arguing with his girlfriend

353

WTF: Florida Man beats a Corvette owner for revving his engine at him

354

WTF: Florida Man in a DUI crash tries to swap seats with his passenger

355

WTF deputy leaves his gun in a gas station bathroom and someone sold it for $40

356

WTF: Florida Woman walks around naked and gets nasty with doll legs

357

WTF: The ALL Florida Woman edition!

358

WTF: drunk Florida Man crashes his riding lawn mower into a cop car

359

WTF: doctor without his hearing aids can't hear colonoscopy patient screaming

360

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man gets drunk and crashes into a light pole

361

WTF: Florida Man shoots himself in the leg while livestreaming

362

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man vandalizes neighbor's property with a Sharpie

363

WTF: The Florida Man Games are coming back!

364

WTF: Florida Man very casually jumps into a river when being questioned by police

365

WTF: Florida Man in handcuffs is still able to throw a cheeseburger at a cop

366

WTF: the all Florida VEHICLE edition!

367

WTF: Dentist charged with burrito battery

368

WTF: Florida Woman stabs her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend

369

WTF: Old Florida Man lassos an alligator and ties it to a handrail

370

WTF: Florida Woman murders her roommate's spider, drowning it in ginger ale

371

WTF: Florida Man threw $15K out of a car and then things got weird

372

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man exposes himself and urinates at Walmart

373

WTF: Florida Woman charged with inciting a 500-person riot at a skating rink

374

WTF: Florida Women arrested for street racing, but don't worry, their kids were in the car

375

WTF: Bride-to-be puts groom in a headlock and beats him up days before the wedding

376

WTF: Florida Man calls 911 repeatedly to get a ride home

377

WTF: Stories that SOUND familiar, but that's because Florida Man likes to repeat crimes

378

WTF: Florida Man flips a golf cart and pees his pants

379

WTF: Florida Man would rather jump into the ocean rather than give his girlfriend his passcode

380

WTF: Florida Man hides in a Walgreen's bathroom until closing and binges snacks and smokes

381

WTF: The ALL Florida Woman edition!!

382

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man breaks into a house, eats some chips and has some drinks

383

WTF: The ALL Florida Woman edition!

384

WTF: Florida Man tries to carjack a 66-year-old and gets his a** beat

385

WTF: Florida Man steals a golf cart and tries to sell it via his own social media account

386

WTF: Florida Man in trouble after his toddler ate one of his prerolls

387

WTF: machete fight involving a Florida Man on a tricycle

388

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man breaks his ex's fish tank and flushes her fish down the toilet

389

WTF: LOCAL Florida Woman steal an ambulance and leads cops on a chase

390

WTF: Florida Man buys a mask and walks RIGHT across the street for a robbery

391

WTF: Florida Man hiding from cops in the ceiling gets nabbed by his ringing phone

392

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man has a DUI hit-and run, assaults a guy and headbutts a cop

393

WTF: A pair of middle fingers led to a road rage incident

394

WTF: Florida Woman goes from spraying a hose, to spraying bullets

395

WTF: No one told Florida Man there's no such thing as a "nude park"

396

WTF: Florida Man blows out his colon after a powerful sneeze

397

WTF: Today's edition includes TWO local stories!

398

WTF: Florida Woman tells police, "you can't stop me"...they can

399

WTF: Half-naked Florida Man crashes a car INTO a jail

400

WTF: Florida Man caught after smashing up a bunch of license plate readers

401

WTF: Florida Man illegally shoots at an alligator WHILE illegally dumping tires

402

WTF: Wanted Florida Man gets lost in the woods and calls cops for help

403

WTF: LOCAL couple caught having sex at the Naples Pier

404

WTF: officer notices Florida Man's bulge who responded "that's what she said"

405

WTF: the ALL Florida Woman edition!

406

WTF: 5-year-old repeatedly calls 911 for pizza

407

WTF: LOCAL Florida idiot tosses beer bottles and refuses to leave Margaritaville

408

WTF: Florida Woman pulls a gun at a Twistee Treat

409

WTF: LOCAL Florida Woman breaks into a home and takes a swim in the pool

410

WTF: Florida Man takes a bite of pizza, then takes off without paying

411

WTF: Florida Man trying to steal Pokemon cards gets stopped by MMA coaches

412

WTF: Florida Man yells "I have a cold" before spitting at a Walmart cashier

413

WTF: LOCAL Florida Woman allegedly threw a machete at her neighbor

414

WTF: Florida Man arrested for a pasta attack during a road rage incident

415

WTF: car thief returns dead relative's ashes, but keeps the car

416

WTF: LOCAL idiot arrested for exposing himself at Walmart

417

WTF: Drunk captain falls off the boat in front of 30 tourists

418

WTF: Florida Woman accidentally burns down her own job

419

WTF: Florida Man pelts a person with pizza dough

420

WTF: Florida Man treats himself to steak and lobster...that he stole

421

WTF: The ALL Florida Woman edition!

422

WTF: Florida Man legally banned from his own home

423

WTF: drunk, naked Florida Man was found sitting in a trash can

424

WTF: drunk Karen is actually named Karen!

425

WTF: Florida Woman tells police she was shoplifting "because it's fun"

426

WTF: Florida Man arrested after smacking a Walgreen's manager in the face with a Bible

427

WTF: Florida Man pleads in court after stealing a Waffle House tattoo

428

WTF: police stop a Florida Man before he took a teen to a furry convention

429

WTF: Florida Woman arrested for playing a game called "21", police call it "shoplifting"

430

WTF: LOCAL idiot pretends to be Jon Taffer from "Bar Rescue"

431

WTF: Florida Woman flips off cops as she drives on grass

432

WTF: Florida Man pleasures himself outside of a bar after being denied entry

433

WTF: Florida Woman arrested after her 2-year-old packed a gun in his lunchbox

434

WTF: Florida Woman tries to sell her kid in front of a business for $500

435

WTF: Teen with a license plate that reads "WILL RUN" ran from cops

436

WTF: Florida Man crashes a stolen U-Haul into a cop car

437

WTF: The ALL alligators and crocodile edition!

438

WTF: a LOCAL Florida Man threatened a McDonald's employee with a crowbar

439

WTF: LOCAL Florida Woman attacks her ex with Sprite and pickled pork

440

WTF: Florida Man burns his own house down for fear of vampires

441

WTF: McDonald's worker saves Florida Man from a kidnapping

442

WTF: Florida Man charged with shooting a drone out of the sky

443

WTF: Strip club patron battered with a stack of cash

444

WTF: drunk Florida Man drives through a prison checkpoint on his motorcycle

445

WTF: LOCAL idiot tries to steal a plane, but crashed it into a fence first

446

WTF: Florida bride assaulted at her own wedding reception

447

WTF: Florida Woman gets probation after a live alligator was found in her pants

448

WTF: LOCAL Florida couple arrested for bestiality

449

WTF: Florida Man tries insurance fraud by cutting of his friend's feet

450

WTF: Florida Man had 150 bugs in his NOSE!

451

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man gets kicked out of Hooter's then tries to break into a house

452

WTF: Florida Woman attacks her mom with grits

453

WTF: Florida Man steals a couple statues for his ex-girlfriend

454

WTF: Florida Man pepper-sprays a tow truck driver for trying to repo his car

455

WTF: Florida Man arrested after having 2 pounds of meth mailed to him

456

WTF: sibling fight over a clogged toilet turns into a scissors attack

457

WTF: The ALL Florida Man being dumb in a car edition

458

WTF: Florida Man tries to sic his dog on cops, dog bites his ass instead

459

WTF: LOCAL idiot arrested for stealing a Snoop Dogg bobblehead

460

WTF: Florida Man was "jiggling his genitals" in an entrance to a hospital

461

WTF: NAKED Florida Woman wields a veggie peeler and goes on a rampage in a store

462

WTF: Florida Woman passes out drunk in the parent pickup line

463

WTF: Florida Man hid recording equipment in his ex's home

464

WTF: Florida Man caught stealing used cooking oil

465

WTF: LOCAL mail carrier caught stealing construction supplies IN his mail truck

466

WTF: Florida Man hands a cop his license...with meth on it

467

WTF: Florida Woman attacks a hotel housekeeper over towels

468

WTF: Florida Man doesn't seem to understand what surveillance cameras do

469

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man leads cops on a high speed chase and left 12 pounds of weed behind

470

WTF: Florida Woman tries to pass a drug test using dog urine

471

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man found prowling with underwear around his neck

472

WTF: Florida Woman lays waste to a convenience store

473

WTF: Florida Man tells cops he had his meth "between the cheeks"

474

WTF: when trying to steal $400 worth of crab legs, make sure your getaway car starts

475

WTF: the ALL Florida Woman edition

476

WTF: Florida Man arrested for throwing a hot dog at a cop

477

WTF: Florida Man attacks his girlfriend with a sex toy after she calls him a "limp d**k"

478

WTF: Florida Man breaks into an apartment to steal vodka and orange juice

479

WTF: Florida Woman comes home to find her DRIVEWAY stolen!

480

WTF: Florida Man arrested for selling horse meat

481

WTF: Florida Man steals a SpongeBob necklace

482

WTF: tourist "sexually molested" a manatee statue outside a FL restaurant

483

WTF: Florida Man sets his shoe on fire

484

WTF: Florida police officer caught himself "in the act" with a woman on his body cam

485

WTF: Florida teacher knocks a kid's tooth out!

486

WTF: Florida Woman tries to set her Tinder date on fire

487

WTF: ONLY a Florida Man would try to steal a tattoo

488

WTF: Florida Man arrested in a sausage assault

489

WTF: MOST people don't get arrested for quitting their jobs, but they're NOT Florida Man

490

WTF: Florida Man claims someone ELSE put meth in his underwear

491

WTF: Florida Woman stabs boyfriend in the eye for looking at other women

492

WTF: Florida Woman busted for drugs begs cops NOT to take her sex toy

493

WTF: The all Florida Woman edition!

494

WTF: Florida Man poops on a dead possum

495

WTF: Naked, LOCAL Florida Woman takes a fall from a restaurant balcony

496

WTF: Florida Man with "All Gas No Brakes" tattoo could have used SOME brakes

497

WTF: Florida Woman's bucket list included getting naked on a causeway

498

WTF: Local soccer coach arrested for headbutting a ref

499

WTF: Florida Man popped with 5 alligators living in his bathtub

500

WTF: Florida Woman tries to run over a school staffer at school dropoff

501

WTF: Florida Man claims to be possessed and slashes 27 car tires

502

WTF: Florida Man pulls a gun on a friend, waves it around at a park and gets hit by a car

503

WTF: A human skull was found in a local thrift store with the Halloween stuff!

504

WTF: The all "You Had ONE JOB" edition

505

WTF: Florida Man in a banana costume tries to run from cops during his arrest

506

WTF: A LOCAL Florida Man was squatting at a house and even set up his PlayStation

507

WTF: Florida Man in a police-looking "Booty Patrol" vehicle wanted by police

508

WTF: Florida Woman set a car on fire in the parking lot of her job

509

WTF: Florida Man arrested for keeping an alligator in his garage

510

WTF: Drunk Florida Man gets violent with cops when they threaten to call his wife

511

WTF: Deputies order Florida Man to the ground, he drops his pants instead

512

WTF: Florida Man impersonates a police officer, while wearing a Bucs jersey

513

WTF: Florida Man headbutts his car window and flops around on the ground

514

WTF: Florida Man pulls a switchblade at school drop off

515

WTF: Florida Man has a standoff with police...in a porta-potty

516

WTF: Florida Men try to put one over on cops in separate, bizarre incidents

517

WTF: Florida Man breaks into a woman's house, sits on her couch and then it gets weird

518

WTF: FL flight turns back due to a "bomb" that turned out to be an adult diaper

519

WTF: Florida Woman arrested for smearing dog poop in an old man's face

520

WTF: Florida Woman batters a clerk with sausage

521

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man robs a house, but forgets his phone

522

WTF: Another day, another Florida Woman with a guy on the hood of her car

523

WTF: Florida Woman beats a guy up for calling her an "Italian b**ch"

524

WTF: Florida Man pulls a knife on a co-worker over how to clean a cast iron skillet

525

WTF: Florida Woman arrested for pepper spraying deputies at Walmart

526

WTF: When Florida Man is told to stop calling 911, he sees it as a challenge

527

WTF: Florida Woman batters her daughter with a chicken

528

WTF: Florida Man in a hot tub in his birthday suit on his birthday

529

WTF: You can take the man out of Florida, but he will get shot at in Texas

530

WTF: Florida Woman urinates on herself and pulls her husbands shorts down

531

WTF: Old Florida Man tries to rob a boat and poops on it

532

WTF: Elderly Florida Man busted for selling illegal boner pills

533

WTF: Another day, another truck ramming into a local business

534

WTF: A local PANTLESS Florida Man rammed into a pharmacy to steal drugs

535

WTF: Florida Woman steals from cheerleaders

536

WTF: A local acting loco! Cape Coral resident was driving with a street sign IN their bumper

537

WTF: A LOCAL Florida Man is VERY serious about his lawn

538

WTF: Florida Woman steals 4 bottles of tequila while wearing a Superman shirt

539

WTF: Florida Woman chokes out her boyfriend...with her feet!

540

WTF: LOCAL Florida Woman arrested for cockfighting!

541

WTF: Florida Man arrested for a little candy bar battery

542

WTF: Florida Man covered in white paint was arrested

543

WTF: A FL detective accidentally shot herself at a tattoo shop

544

WTF: Florida Man caught with his hand in the cookie jar!

545

WTF: The all creepy neighbor edition!

546

WTF: Florida Man's t-shirt says it all regarding his arrest

547

WTF: Florida Women clog a toilet and start a brawl

548

WTF: Florida Man proposes to his girlfriend with a wiener

549

WTF: Florida Man's personal sound system gets the unwanted attention of police

550

WTF: a LOCAL Florida Man robs Joe's Crab Shack for shrimp!

551

WTF: Florida man is unsuccessful robbing a Wendy's, so he tries to rob a bank!

552

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man kisses a woman, then pulls a gun

553

WTF: Florida Woman douses herself in Mountain Dew to erase DNA evidence?

554

WTF: With friends like Florida Man, who needs enemies?

555

WTF: Florida Man flips police the bird. Guess what happened.

556

WTF: Florida man busted registering car stolen from classic car museum

557

WTF: Naked & Crazy at the ER

558

WTF: Florida Man bike safety advocate is packing heat during nationwide safety tour

559

WTF: Florida man hole in 1 sends him to jail

560

WTF: Bread crumb trail nabs bakery heist suspect

561

WTF: Florida woman drinks and drives...right into 2 police cars

562

WTF: Stolen lawn mower and diesel fuel theft failures

563

WTF: All Florida Woman Edition!

564

WTF: Cows shot in drive-by mooing