The High Priest

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The High Priest

Grab a joint or your favorite gummy and join us in a Bible study like you’ve never heard. We were both raised Christian and now identify as agnostic. We decided to do a Bible study from an agnostic point of view…..did I mention we will be high for all of this?https://linktr.ee/thehighpriest

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    How to Annoy Jesus

    Step 1: Be a dick. Doesn’t matter if it’s to him, other people, children, or even yourself. Just be a dick. https://thehighpriest.show/Episode Reading:Luke 18:1-14Matt 19:1-12, Mark 10:1-12Matt 19:13-15, Mark 10:13-16, Luke 18:15-17Matt 19:16-30, Mark 10:17-31, Luke 18:18-30

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    Jesus: The Lazarus Chronicles Pt. 2

    Jesus is grieving/mourning his first close loss…or maybe it’s all a scheme… Mary & Justin talk about the difference between grieving and mourning.http://thehighpriest.show/Episode Reading:Luke 17:1-10John 11:17-46John 11:47-54Luke 17:11-19Luke 17:20-37

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    Jesus: The Lazarus Chronicles Pt. 1.5

    Hate everything in your life including yourself and put god first. But daaaddd, I wanted to be the prodigal son. Lazzy has a sailor moon transformation.http://www.thehighpriest.show/Episode Reading:Luke 14:7-24Luke 14:25-35Luke 15:1-32Luke 16:1-31

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    Jesus: The Lazarus Chronicles Pt. 1

    Jesus gets too philosophical at the wrong time. Lazzy isn’t doing so hot and Jesus isn’t taking it well. Mary gets triggered by the organized church.http://www.thehighpriest.show/Episode Reading:John 10:22-42John 11:1-16Luke 13:31-15Luke 14:1-16

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    Jesus Thinks You’re a Piece of $@!#

    Jesus thinks you’re a Pharisee, and he’ll tell you why without missing a beat. He talks a lot about masters and servants and whips in this eplonsode, but it’s totally not a kink thing…unless…Episode Reading:Luke 12:13-21Luke 12:22-59Luke 13:1-5Luke 13:6-9Luke 13:10-17https://thehighpriest.show/

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    Jesus: Greatest Hits Vol 1

    Jesus teaches the lord’s prayer (again), and offends Pharisees and lawyers at dinner. Mop them demons out and say no to the secular drug!Episode Reading:Luke 11:1-13Luke 11:14-54Luke 12:1-12https://thehighpriest.show/

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    What's Jesus getting up to?

    This time around Jesus is letting other people handle things, will it work out for him though? https://thehighpriest.show/Reading list:Luke 10:1-16Luke 10:17-24Luke 10:25-37Luke 10:38-42

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    Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Jesus.

    The adventures in Jesus healing a blind from birth man and how the Pharisees had their heads so far up their asses they could see their own stomachshttp://thehighpriest.show/Ep 21 reading John 9 John 10:1-21 Luke 9:51-56 Luke 9:57-62

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    Jesus Stays at the House of Sin

    Jesus decides to go hard for this year’s harvest festival. Maybe if he had pumpkin spice he wouldn’t have gotten as annoyed when things didn’t pan out.episode reading: John 7&8http://thehighpriest.show/

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    Jesus and the Deadweights

    Another day in the life of Jesus. Demons, grumpy scribes, metaphors. The disciples were trying but Jesus couldn't roll his eyes hard enough at their efforts.http://thehighpriest.show/

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    Jesus Has A Plan

    Jesus, master of spit magic. The Son of Man, but don’t tell anyone. Predictor of future[s], and even goes all “GET BEHIND ME SATAN!!” on a bro.http://thehighpriest.show/Episode Reading:matt 16:1-12, mark 8:11-21mark 8:22-26matt 16:13-20, mark 8:27-30, luke 9:18-21matt 16:21-28, mark 8:31-9:1, luke 9:22-27matt 17:1-13, mark 9:2-13, luke 9:28-36

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    Jesus Gets Hounded

    Hey pals! Jesus still hasn't been able to get a break. There's the hygiene police, a hysterical woman, and a hungry crowd of people. At least he gets to give the ultimate wet willy.http://thehighpriest.show/

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    Date Night 2: Electric Boogaloo

    Justin tries to figure out his favorite animal. Mary gives some awesome game/show recommendations. And we all learn a lot about pandas.reddit has got all the links for this episodehttp://thehighpriest.show/

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    Jesus > Math

    Hey buddies! Jesus feeds 5,000, apparently men only. While his disciples traverse a mad storm on a boat, Jesus climbs a mountain and meditates. Jesus tells the people he is the bread of life and cannibalism is now encouraged.http://thehighpriest.show/EP ReadingMatt 14:13-21, Mark 6:30-44, Luke 9:10-17, John 6:1-14Matt 14:22-33, Mark 6:45-56, John 6:15-21John 6:22-71

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    Have Ya Heard About That Jesus Guy?

    Hey pals! Look out for demon possession, or was it oppression? Either way Jesus has got you. Even if his hometown still sees him as the young carpenter’s son. The disciples got their warlock powers back, and John the Baptist died again???http://thehighpriest.show/

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    Jesus' First War Crime

    No time to bury your dead father, we must fulfill the prophecy! Now let’s go cast a demon into a couple thousand pigs and see what happens. Maybe after that we’ll resurrect a mostly dead woman.http://thehighpriest.show/

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    High Alert: The Roe v Wade Reversal

    Hey pals. Some big things are happening here in the states and we decided we need to talk about it. As you saw in the title this High Alert is about Roe V Wade being overturned. People’s choice of their personal healthcare is gone. People have already died. This effects women, trans, and nonbinary people all over the country. Roe V Wade not only effects abortion rights, but also privacy and security laws. We can say goodbye to hippa. Take a listen and join in the discussion. This is an incredibly important discussion to have.

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    What is Jesus Talking About?

    Jesus caught a disease. The only symptom is that it causes him to speak in only parables. He's got quite a following he's speaking to by the sea. Will they be able to figure out what the heck Jesus is trying to tell them?

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    Jesus Gets His Feet Clean

    Jesus is for the women! He also casts out some demons and gets accused of being the devil. He has a pretty sound rebuttal though. Are your eyes the window to your soul?http://thehighpriest.show

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    Jesus is Getting Annoyed

    Jesus finds mad respect in a centurion and brings a widow’s son back from the dead. John the B comes back into the story with questions about the validity of Jesus. Jesus admits to committing one of seven deadly sins?!http://thehighpriest.show

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    Jesus The Preacher-man

    Ever been to church on a mountain? Jesus has. He gave some famous sermon on one or something. Love one another, judge not, ET is a fae. You know, normal Jesus stuff.http://thehighpriest.show

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    Jesus' Dozen

    The patron demigod, Jesus, names his 12 new warlocks and invokes them with the powers of god. He tells them what’s expected of them with their new powers and how to use them the Jesus way.http://thehighpriest.show

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    Jesus The Weekend Warrior

    As we found out last episode, the police were not very happy with Jesus. Now they’re livid and stopping Jesus and his pals every chance they get. How does Jesus handle the pressure of the police? Tune in to find out!http://thehighpriest.show

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    Jesus Has A Healing Montage

    Jesus has now reached full power and is going on a healing spree. Casting out all the demons, cleansing all the lepers, and healing all the invalids! Some dude even gets lowered through a roof. However, the police are not so keen on this Vigilante Jesus. Find out what happens!http://thehighpriest.show

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    Jesus vs Spirits

    Jesus cast out some demons, healed some folks, but most importantly he became mega famous. Jk he learned to find peace where there was none. Tune in to hear what happened!

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    Jesus Gets Thirsty

    Welcome back for another episode of Jesus breaking the status quo. He talks to an unsuspecting woman at an infamous well. What can you expect, Jesus was thirsty as the rest of us. He also runs into some authority that does not appreciate his nonconformity. Tune in to find out what happens!http://thehighpriest.show

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    Jesus Makes Friends

    Hey Pals! Jesus and JB get to work on some sort of plan that involves a bunch of dudes, a wedding, and whippin's. Was Jesus a pharisee?Episode Reading:John 1:15-34John 1:35-42John 1:43-51John 2:1-12John 2:13-25John 3:1-21http://thehighpriest.show

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    Flashback: John the Baptist

    Hey buddies, John the Baptist was a bro. Such a bro we decided to do a rewind and learn about him. Let’s see about this man dipping people in water. Maybe it was the drugs, maybe it was Maybelline. Tune in now to find out!

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    It's The Phat Young Jesus

    Hey pals! Did you know Jesus was a regular punk kid? Considering all we got are such varied accounts like home alonin' it at age 12 and his baptism at 30. Stay tuned as we go through this study of Jesus’ life.Episode Reading:Lue 2:41-52Matt 3:13-17, Mark 1:9-11, Luke 3:21-22Matt 4:1-11, Mark 1:12-13, Luke 4:1-13http://thehighpriest.show

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    CHRISTmas Special

    Hey buddies! Snuggle in and get cozy, we’ve got a Christmas filled episode for you! It may be late but let’s be real, Jesus wasn’t born on December 25th anyway. For this special holiday episode we read the nativity story from Matthew and Luke. Merry Christmas pals! And a Happy New Year! 🎄 http://thehighpriest.showHere's the article we mention: https://www.desiringgod.org/interviews/truth-or-fiction-did-herod-really-slaughter-baby-boys-in-bethlehem#infancticide-in-bethlehem-fact-or-fiction

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    Romans 13-16

    Howdy, pals! We come to the end of Romans this week. We talk about God in law and government, how to treat others according to Christ. Thanks for tuning in!

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    Romans 10-12

    Hey buddies, welcome back! This week we discuss Paul’s message of salvation for all, grafting the olive branches back in, and spiritual gifts. Thanks for sticking around with our wonky holiday schedule!

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    Date Night

    The High Priest and St Mary have a date night! This week St Mary was feeling under the weather so we mixed things up a bit. Light up and settle in for a lowkey episode. We’ll be discussing all things video games, our firsts, our favorites, our current games. The High Priest had Chocolope Sundae budder by Pyramid. St Mary had a White Widow cartridge by Drip.

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    Romans 7-9

    This week we’re talking about spiritual death in Christ, law through Christ, life in the spirit, and touch more on Adam and Abraham. This week The High Priest had a Synergy 1:1 gummy by Dixie and St Mary had a Sour Tangie cart by Drip.

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    Romans 4-6

    In this episode we're getting into what Paul had to say to the Israelites, a bit more on Abraham, as well as wondering what is meant by an eternal life.

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    Romans 1-3

    Hey pals, welcome back! This week we’re shifting gears a bit from our study through Experiencing God. Join us for our free-form Bible study through the book of Romans.

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    HIGH ALERT - Attn: R. Blackaby

    We have updates and changes coming, here we’ll fill you in with all the deets.

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    Experiencing God Unit 1 Review

    Hey pals! We finished unit 1!! Woo!! Join us for the unit review and introduction to unit 2. For weed this week The High Priest had Blazin’ Blue Raspberry gummies, and St Mary had a Tangie Berry cart by Social and a Tangie Terpene Tank (cart). We’re taking a week break between units so there won’t be an episode next week. See ya in 2 weeks!

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    Experiencing God Unit 1 Day 5

    Hey pals! We’re wrapping up unit 1 this week. We’ll be going over 4-7 of the 7 realities while we discuss Moses. This episode the High Priest partook in Blue Dream by Arbor Farms and Potent Pineapple cartridge by The Clear. St Mary also partook in Blue Dream by Arbor Farms and Irukandji budder by Pyramid. See ya next week!

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    Experiencing God - Unit 1 Day 4

    Hey buddy! Welcome back and thanks for joining us. This week we talk about how God uses his servants, Moses, and creation of the ten commandments. We had a whole smorgasbord of Stiiizys for our weed this week, including Sour Tangie, Lemon Pie (stiiizy silver), Lemon Meringue (stiiizy silver). Stay tuned for next week, and stay high ✌

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    Experiencing God - Unit 1 Day 3

    Hey buddy! Welcome to unit one day three. This week we discuss how someone becomes a servant of God, the classic potter and clay analogy, and one of the many stories of Elijah. The High Priest had Short’s Soft Parade gummies and St Mary smoked Green Crack by Herbana (just weed not actually crack), as well as a Golden Goat cartridge by The Clear. Join the discussion 🗣 Twitter: @thehiblestudyhttps://linktr.ee/thehighpriest

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    Experiencing God - Unit 1 Day 2

    Hey pals! We are FINALLY getting into the actual Bible study part of the book! We made it!! Thanks for sticking around for the slow start, we've started to get into some really good topics and discussion so it should be worth the wait. This week we discuss following God vs your own intuition, personal truths & realities, further discussion into obedience, and much much more. Of course lots of tangents in between as usual. This week we smoked Sour Tangie (a personal favorite for both of us) and Lemon Meringue Stiiizy pods .

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    HIGH ALERT - OnlyFans v Cry Exodus

    High alert! I repeat this is a high alert! This is not a drill! Recent news in the media about the OnlyFans ban led us to the questions what do we think about this, and what would Jesus say about this? Never miss a high alert again by following us. You can also check out our other platforms here. Stay high pals 👌 https://linktr.ee/thehighpriest

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    Experiencing God - Unit 1 Day 1 (part 2)

    Hey pal! This week we’re finishing up unit one day one. We discuss how to obey God and take things one day at a time. For this episode The High Priest and St Mary smoked Tropical Wedding concentrate by Full Spectrum. Stay up to date or join in the discussion on any of our platforms! Twitter: @thehiblestudyhttps://linktr.ee/thehighpriest

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    Experiencing God - Unit 1 Day 1 (part 1)

    Welcome back pal! We’re jumping into unit one day one of Experiencing God. This week we touch on God’s will and what a relationship with God looks like. This one’s a 2 parter so stay tuned for part 2 next Sunday! For this episode The High Priest and St Mary smoked Candy Shop by Common Citizen.Discuss the episode here: https://www.reddit.com/r/thehighpriest/

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    Experiencing God

    Join us for our first episode! We’re going through a study book called Experiencing God by Henry Blackaby. In this episode we will read and discuss about the author, the preface, and introduce unit one. For this episode The High Priest partook in a Choice Caramel, while St Mary smoked Wonka Bars #13 budder by North Cannabis Company.Discuss the episode here: https://www.reddit.com/r/thehighpriest/

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Grab a joint or your favorite gummy and join us in a Bible study like you’ve never heard. We were both raised Christian and now identify as agnostic. We decided to do a Bible study from an agnostic point of view…..did I mention we will be high for all of this?https://linktr.ee/thehighpriest

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Justin & Mary

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