The Life of Sansara Solsinger: Savior of Mankind

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The Life of Sansara Solsinger: Savior of Mankind

©Sansara Solsinger.I AM NOT A DOCTOR.I’m so N.S.F.W. that you’ll be fired.TM

  1. 840

    The Telepathic Agenda

    Telepaths murder psychics to eat their brains to gain super powers. "But how does she know?" cries Carter.

  2. 839

    Annunaki Transmission: DMT

    Does humanity need DMT to perceive other dimensions? We think so! We fight the Asura just to tell you so, as well.

  3. 838

    Asura vs. God

    God helps me fight the Asura. Mostly, it looks like flailing in the dark.

  4. 837

    Plagued By God

    Another riveting round of disembodied voices trying to antagonize me. This time, this one is called God!

  5. 836

    3I/Atlas is tingly!

    A talk about the cessation of smoking, abortion, and the fact that outer space wants to trade us for the spice! I mean, coffee. (And whatever else happened...) PLUS! 3I/Atlas turns on during the recording.

  6. 835

    Divorced From The Military Man

    Carter finally got his wish! The Military Man has someone else to go obsess over, finally. Also embedded: some reiki information, talk about all the dimensional bodies corresponding to certain parts of the brain, interruptions from the Asura, and more! Welcome to SSDD!

  7. 834

    Sadness Is A Bad Mood

    While trying to tell y'all what telepathy is like, as well as a shamanism 103 lesson, Carter interrupts to steal the show as usual and tells us the stupidest thing I've heard all year: sadness is a bad mood.

  8. 833

    Shamanism 102: Ancestral Spirit Guides

    My Ancestral Spirit Guide and the military men help me articulate more shamanism information... I simply don't know what I know! Additionally, introducing the idea of signing contracts to agree upon children before pregnancy occurs. A shout-out to 3I/Atlas, as well.

  9. 832

    The Final Anunnaki Transmission

    The Anunnaki deliver the final message: turn away from the Nazi party or perish.

  10. 831

    The Fake Lawyer

    This episode is not for the faint of heart! Hear Crystal and Tamara and Pamela yell at each other for no real reason other than they're all trying to kill each other.

  11. 830

    3I/Atlas Is An Anti-Nazi Weapon!!!!!

    3I/Atlas Is An Anti-Nazi Weapon!!!!! Well, that's my experience, anyway. As usual, overrun by the Nazi quotient while trying to tell everyone Atlas is delivering forced healing to the entire world.

  12. 829

    WMI: Weapons of Mass Instruction (3I/Atlas) PT III

    Information about Oumuamua, Argentina housing Nazis, and much more, including excerpts regarding Argentina and Antarctica from The Blog(TM).

  13. 828

    WMI: Weapons of Mass Instruction (3I/Atlas) PT II

    A candid talk with a military man, the people from outside our solar system, and more regarding 3I/Atlas and the fact that it was healing me with a quantum payload, what it did, what it means for Earthlings everywhere, and why it's happening.* (To be continued...)

  14. 827

    WMI: Weapons of Mass Instruction (3I/Atlas) PT I

    A candid talk with a military man, the people from outside our solar system, and more regarding 3I/Atlas and the fact that it woke me up at 2:00 AM EST with a healing burst/frequency/quantum payload, what it did, what it means for Earthlings everywhere, and why it's happening.* (To be continued...)

  15. 826

    Carter's Story

    In attempting to figure out how to undo this psychic link between Sansara Solsinger and "the military men," Sansara asks questions about Carter's interactions with "Jeremy."

  16. 825

    Why Save Humanity?

    The asura (Nazis) attack again, nothing new here... Outer space (aliens) talk to Sansara sporadically, though!

  17. 824

    Shamanism Pointing And Pinching

    The normal fight with the normal entities, a not-so-normal interaction with Jeremy the military man, and a shamanic tip about pointing and pinching. Solsinger tries to leave her duress "off-camera."

  18. 823

    God Is A Telepathic Human

    An insane argument from an insane woman... The words flying out of my mouth are a message from another being.(TM)

  19. 822

    Shamanism And The War Path

    Sansara Solsinger explains shamanism while doing it to defend herself from the Nazis that cling to her like dingleberries.

  20. 821

    Scanning

    A short tutorial regarding scanning amidst the normal chaos of the telepaths invading my brain.

  21. 820

    Voting, Weight Loss, and Snack Hacks Galore

    Another unplanned podcast via Sansara Solsinger covering voting (and how to do it in Pennsylvania), weight loss via dietary changes alone, and snack hacks to add more unsaturated fat into your diet (those would be known as LDLs or "good cholesterol" on your blood test, folks!)

  22. 819

    Shamanism 101 (Again)

    Learn how to heal yourself and defend yourself the Solsinger way.

  23. 818

    Medicine Woman Reprise

    In my attempts to communicate some observations I made while on my own health journey, the asura attack again and again. Remember: I have no white man paperwork; I AM NOT A DOCTOR. I am my own patient, though.

  24. 817

    Reiki & Dessert

    My attempt at wisdom after a lovely visit with a friend! It includes talking about alcoholism (briefly), reiki, and diets that lack dessert. The primary concern is spiritual wholeness.

  25. 816

    My First Memories/Telepaths Do Illegal Things (And Get Away With It)

    Another interrupted podcast where telepaths abuse my Tourette's to talk amongst themselves with my own mouth.

  26. 815

    Competition Vs. Cooperation

    A candid talk with Sansara Solsinger, the Anunnaki, and the military man. He laughs at all her jokes, forgive him. It all ends in law suits!

  27. 814

    Carter's The Problem

    Hello and welcome to a schizoaffective podcast by Sansara Solsinger! The voices in my head during this episode include: Carter, The Military, and the Anunnaki.

  28. 813

    Messages From Outer Space 2!

    A candid talk with the beings who identify as non-human in my head.(TM)

  29. 812

    Messages From Outer Space!

    As intergalactic ambassador of planet Earth (chosen by the people who are visiting, mind, not by myself or anyone of Earth), I present to you some of their words. Beware, though; Nazis are trying to corrupt the message and induce a war.

  30. 811

    The Telepaths Pretend To Be From Outer Space

    A short exchange between myself and my invisible assailants who try to pretend to look and sound like my employer, the beings from outer space. (I'm an intergalactic ambassador.)

  31. 810

    Hide and Seek

    Telepathic hide and seek! Woo wee! Yet another attack on Solsinger Nation by the Nazi party. If we weren't important, they wouldn't bother!

  32. 809

    Draconian Transmission from Outer Space (Space Space)

    One minute of your time will be spent learning what the Draconians have to say to us.

  33. 808

    Carter Hates Me

    Another riveting round of not-so-witty repartee between myself and my schizoaffective voices!

  34. 807

    The Universe Strikes Back!

    Supposedly the Universe is going to make this all right again somehow and I will be less insane. Doubtful, at best.

  35. 806

    Shopping With The Antichrists

    Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to have your worst enemies in your head? Especially after they ran out of their stellar Grade A torture material? Behold, I've recorded their lameness for you. If this sounds like the stuff that goes on in your head, you're telepathic/clairvoyant and you're hearing the evil of humanity. But don't worry; the cure is to hone your logic!

  36. 805

    Outer Spacelings, Military Men, and Messiahs in Training

    A candid talk with beings from outer space, the psychic military personnel, and realizing all humans are messiahs in training. We call it psychic when they reach their full potential.

  37. 804

    A Ladybug Tried To Kill Me!

    Also candid talks with other species about my rehabilitation as a human being.

  38. 803

    Telepathy and Vibration

    An introduction to quantum physics and how it could explain telepathy.

  39. 802

    Angry Telepaths

    The telepaths are angry again, go figure.

  40. 801

    Doritos

    Learn more about Jeremy's experience while Solsinger gets possessed by Nazis to eat a whole bag of Doritos while recording. (We took out most of the munching for your hearing pleasure!)

  41. 800

    Shamanism In Motion

    The military man marries Sansara Solsinger to fight Nazi scumbags alongside her shamanically!(TM)NOTE: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS A LOT OF SILENCE, A VIRTUAL GROCERY SHOPPING TRIP, A FEW PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS, AND A DESCRIPTION OF SHAMANISM TAKING PLACE REAL-TIME. Despite the awesome bi-line of my description, you're likely to be bored.(TM) Best to listen to this while playing a video game without a lot of novel must-listen auditory components or writing to read or putting together a jigsaw puzzle.

  42. 799

    Native America & Shamanism

    More information about shamanism and ideas for a Native American school, plus the usual je ne sais qois.

  43. 798

    I Love You For Being An Anti-Nazi

    "I love you for being an anti-Nazi," he said.

  44. 797

    Schizoaffective Episode 12062

    Just a slice of life in the day of a schizoaffective person. More random information plus attacks from demons or telepaths -- you choose.

  45. 796

    Animals, Eczema, Peanuts, and Grapes!

    Solsinger dispenses common wisdom while fighting the Asura yet again! She's schizoaffective bipolar type and she refuses to let it take her out! (Or does she, since she's all for euthanasia and wants to be the first in line? Hmm.)

  46. 795

    Carter's Death Threats

    A fight with Carter and then some wisdom.

  47. 794

    Reiki Mastery & YouTube Educations

    Sansara Solsinger and the military man discuss informal education.

  48. 793

    The Quit Smoking Episode

    Learn something about Sansara Solsinger's life as she dispenses free advice regarding ceasing cigarette smoking.

  49. 792

    Red Flags, Euthanasia, Outer Space

    A hodge podge of information, as usual! VERY EXPLICIT.

  50. 791

    UFOs, Outer Space, Poisoners Are Serial Killers

    As usual, we jump topic to topic from UFOs to health quests to jobs.

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©Sansara Solsinger.I AM NOT A DOCTOR.I’m so N.S.F.W. that you’ll be fired.TM

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