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The Local Big Time Show
by Local Big Time
A television talk show about the absurdities of everyday life.
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We Talked Business… Kinda
Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the boys mix laughs with legit stories. This week, Jesse and Sam are joined by Colin Mulvey, founder of the clothing line Loogaroo—a brand the boys have been rocking and repping for a while now.Colin breaks down his journey from working as an engineer to building a clothing brand that’s now being used across the NHL, AHL, and ECHL. It’s a behind-the-scenes look at what it actually takes to bet on yourself, build something from scratch, and turn it into something the hockey world respects.Of course, it wouldn’t be The Local Big Time Show without some chaos. So the boys keep things loose, ask the questions everyone actually wants answered, and keep the energy in full boys’ club mode. Plus, Couch Sesh is back with what you should be watching next.It’s business, hockey, style, and everyday absurdity, just the way we like it.0:00- Intro1:13- NFL Draft recap13:17- Special Guest Colin Mulvey28:27- Push the limits of innovation43:50- Visiting China1:05:51- Advice to people starting out1:24:14- Couch Sesh1:35:16- End
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All Pink Starburst = Elite
Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the boys keep the vibes high and the takes questionable. This week, Sam steps into the fire and reads mean tweets, proving once and for all that the internet never misses. He also recaps the legendary Jay Peak trip from mountain chaos to late-night antics breaking down everything you wish you were there for.Jesse drops a bombshell that changes everything: there’s an actual bubble hockey championship, and now the boys are debating if they’ve got what it takes to compete on the world stage.Of course, the staples are back, Snack Lords features the all-pink Starburst gummies (a potential game-changer), and Couch Sesh locks in what you should be watching next.It’s mean tweets, mountain stories, niche championships, and pure boys’ club energy, just another episode of everyday absurdity.0:00- Sam reads mean comments5:02- Intro7:08- Jay Peak recap16:35- Billionaire have no fun24:43- Bubble Hockey Championship30:13- Snack Lords44:42- Couch Sesh48:37- End
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The Great Ranch Debate
Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the brackets are busted and the takes are hotter than ever. This week, Jesse and Sam come to terms with the fact that their March Madness brackets are completely cooked, and there’s no coming back from it.The boys shift gears to something that actually matters Chili’s being electric right now, from vibes to menu to late-night energy. Then it gets serious: a full-on ranch ranking debate, with McDonald’s ranch taking the #1 spot (controversial, but correct). And just when you think it can’t get more unhinged, the guys react to Pizza Hut putting hot dogs in the crust because apparently we’ve lost control as a society.Of course, the staples are back: Snack Lords delivers questionable decisions, and Couch Sesh locks in what you should be watching while your bracket continues to fall apart.It’s busted brackets, elite sauces, chaotic food innovations, and pure boys’ club energy just the way we like it.0:00- Intro3:45- My bracket is f*********ck15:43- Chilis is electric21:33- Sweet n Sour sauce #1 33:38- Snack Lords56:27- Couch Sesh1:09:52- End
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The Bathroom Attendant Is the Real MVP
Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the boys break down life’s biggest moments with absolutely no credentials. This week, Jesse and Sam dive into the chaos of March Madness, making bold predictions, roasting busted brackets, and pretending they didn’t already lose money on their picks.Sam takes a moment to give flowers to the most overlooked legend in society, the bathroom attendant. An unsung hero keeping the night alive when it matters most. Meanwhile, Sam flips the script and unboxes a mystery gift from Jesse, which immediately turns into chaos. Jesse also comes through with a nostalgic gem, finding a Varsity Blues Funko Pop that hits right in the childhood.And of course, the staples are back: the boys keep it rolling with the classic segments, the laughs stay high, and the takes stay questionable. It’s hoops, nostalgia, unboxings, and pure boys’ club energy—just the way we like it.0:00- Intro8:22- T-Shirt gun, really?23:05- MLB Opening Day51:52- Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth1:03:26- Snack Lords1:23:24- Couch Sesh1:47:52- End
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March Madness Brackets Already Busted
Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the boys break down the most important things in life, sports, snacks, and whatever chaos the internet is serving up this week. In this episode, Jesse and Sam dive into the madness of March Madness, making bold predictions, roasting busted brackets, and arguing over who actually knows anything about college basketball.Sam steps up for a taste test of the new Girl Scout cookie, while the boys also crack open Doritos’ limited-edition sour cream chips to see if they belong in the Snack Lords hall of fame or the snack graveyard.On the couch sesh side of things, Sam talks about Ted Season 2, which just dropped, and whether it’s living up to the original’s ridiculous humor. It’s brackets, snacks, streaming picks, and pure boys’ club energy just another episode of everyday absurdity with Jesse and Sam.0:00- Intro18:22- Just trying to make it to March Madness23:56- Watching old highlights36:00- Great poutine and fights45:48- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth47:55- Snack Lords1:11:37- Couch Sesh1:20:27- End
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Why Nothing Works When You Need It
Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the boys tackle life’s biggest debates with absolutely zero qualifications. This week, Jesse and Sam dive into the ultimate question: who actually has the best cafeteria? From White Castle to Sony Pictures to the White House, the brothers break down where you’d really want to grab a tray and load up.Things spiral quickly into a rant about the one thing guaranteed to ruin a man’s day: technology. Wi-Fi dropping, printers refusing to print, passwords that never work when you need them. Jesse and Sam break down why tech only fails at the worst possible moment.Meanwhile, Sam has gone full fanboy over A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, and he’s ready to convince Jesse (and the rest of the boys) why it might be the next obsession.It’s food rankings, tech rage, fantasy hype, and classic boys’ club chaosjust another episode of everyday absurdity.0:00- Intro1:34- Technology crash out13:58- Sports22:35- Dunkin's big bucket of coffee28:48- Snack Lords42:44- Couch Sesh55:01- End
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Why Am I Watching Curling at 1AM
Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the boys tackle life’s biggest topics with absolutely no credentials. This week, Jesse and Sam dive into the Winter Olympics, breaking down the sports we love, the ones we pretend to understand, and the events that exist purely to make us feel unathletic.Sam reveals his latest hyper-fixation: beekeeping. Yes, actual bees. From backyard hives to the dream of farm-fresh honey, the boys explore whether this is a wholesome hobby or the start of a midlife spiral. Meanwhile, Jesse shares behind-the-scenes stories from the Verizon commercial he appeared in, proving that fame is just one awkward camera angle away.To round things out, Sam uncovers a wild grape-flavored Monster that looks radioactive and tastes like a science experiment gone right. It’s Olympic glory, backyard bees, accidental fame, and questionable energy drinks — all wrapped in pure boys’ club energy.0:00- Intro1:30- Olympics4:10- I don't think we play cricket?12:58- Getting into bee keeping22:26- Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth40:27- Snack Lords55:11- Couch Sesh58:48- End
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Beer League Dynasty Mode Activated
Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the boys are thawing out but still riding championship energy. This week, Sam recaps the annual pond hockey tournament and how the squad pulled off a four-year dynasty on the ice, cementing their beer-league legend status. From frozen toes to chirps echoing across the pond, it’s everything you’d expect from hockey played in the elements.Jesse and Sam also dive into the upcoming Winter Olympics, debate which youth sport would be the absolute worst to sit through, and relive the pain of a terrible Super Bowl that somehow managed to disappoint everyone.Of course, the chaos continues: Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth proves we still can’t open anything correctly, Snack Lords delivers questionable decisions, Looks That Go Hard returns with elite (and questionable) fits, and Couch Sesh keeps your watch list dialed in.It’s hockey, sports pain, snacks, and pure boys’ club energy just the way we like it. New episodes every Friday.0:00- Intro1:23- Pond Hockey Classic Recap15:37- Welcome to the Winter Olympics 51:14- The most painful Super Bowl to watch1:02:38- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth1:26:28- Snack Lords1:51:52- Couch Sesh1:58:15- End
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Home Improvement Shows LIED to Us
Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the boys continue to debate the things that actually matter. This week, Jesse and Sam take a hard stance on the most important question in beverages: glass bottles vs. everything else, because soda absolutely tastes better when it can shatter. Sam reports live from the East Coast after getting absolutely buried in snow, while Jesse enjoys watching it happen from a safe distance. The boys also dive into home improvement shows, breaking down how TV makes renovations look fun, even though in real life it’s just your dad yelling while you hold a flashlight wrong. They talk big-picture achievements what do you even aim for after landing in the White Castle Hall of Fame and staring down a potential Guinness World Record?Of course, the staples are back: Snack Lords brings questionable choices, Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth proves we still can’t open a box properly, and Couch Sesh locks in what you should be watching. It’s snow, soda, dad trauma, and elite boys’ club energy, just another episode of everyday absurdity.0:00- Intro1:19- Getting f**k with snow18:25- Home improvement vs reality25:32- What challenge should we do next43:17- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth46:57- Snack Lords1:03:32- Couch Sesh1:09:49- End
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Netflix Needs to See This
Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the boys keep the takes hot and the unboxings reckless. This week, Jesse and Sam lock in on college football and the NFL playoffs, breaking down the games that actually matter while pretending we know exactly what we’re talking about. The boys also give a big shoutout to the fans and casually let everyone know that if you’ve got a cousin, roommate, or mystery contact high up at Netflix, now would be a great time to make an introduction.Things take a nostalgic turn as Jesse and Sam swap legendary substitute teacher stories that feel borderline illegal in hindsight. Sam uncovers some rare Mountain Dew cans from the ’70s, while and shows off a Stranger Things Season 1 Coca-Cola collection that belongs in a museum (or a basement shrine). Of course, the staples are back: Snack Lords delivers questionable choices, Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth proves we still can’t open a box correctly, and the sports talk stays loud. It’s playoffs, nostalgia, snacks, and pure boys’ club energy exactly how we like it. 0:00- Intro1:09- Netflix shoutout8:50- Sports14:33- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth25:25- Snack Lords39:49- End
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Professors Gave Up, We Graduated
Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the boys continue to tackle life’s biggest questions with zero credentials. This week, Sam accidentally discovers dog shows on TV and can’t stop watching raising serious concerns about free time and priorities. Jesse and Sam relive the dark ages of college, breaking down how some professors seemed determined not to pass them… until they retook the class enough times that the teacher finally gave up. The boys also dive into the College Football Playoffs, then face the harsh reality of the sports drought that hits once NFL and college football seasons wrap up. Of course, the staples are back: Snack Lords brings questionable decisions, Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth proves we still can’t open a box correctly, and Couch Sesh locks in what you should be watching next. It’s sports pain, college trauma, accidental dog obsession, and peak boys’ club energy just another episode of everyday absurdity.0:00- Intro1:31- Have you ever watched dog shows?24:27- Are you gonna pass me or not?34:25- Sports51:04- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth54:48- Snack Lords1:02:48- Couch Sesh1:07:22- End
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2026 Is Our Year
Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show after a long holiday break the boys are rested, reloaded, and ready to cause problems again. Jesse and Sam kick off the episode talking about why 2026 is looking bright, despite the world feeling like a simulation lately. They take aim at psychics who somehow “predict” everything after it already happens, then shift gears into a breakdown of the college football playoffs and what’s coming next. Of course, the staples are back too: Snack Lords returns with questionable choices, Couch Sesh locks in the must-watch content, and the boys deliver an epic unboxing that immediately spirals into chaos. It’s fresh starts, dumb takes, sports, snacks, and classic boys’ club energy exactly how the comeback episode should be.0:24- How can you be a poor psychic?5:41- Are ghost real?12:34- Intro14:08- 15 year curse lifted21:30- How was your break23:55- Sports29:45- What's the first thing you buy when the million hits your bank account?40:22- Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth53:23- Snack Lords1:04:56- Couch Sesh1:11:36- End
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Buffet Tactics & Cargo Short Crimes
Welcome to the Friday Night edition of The Local Big Time Show, where the boys tackle life’s biggest questions with zero qualifications. This week, Jesse and Sam break down the ultimate buffet strategy. What to grab first, what to avoid, and how not to embarrass yourself on lap three. The brothers also get into the chaos of gingerbread house competitions, where things somehow turn way too serious for frosting and gumdrops. Sports talk heats up with a debate around Lane Kiffin potentially heading to LSU, and Sam officially declares war on guys who wear tight cargo shorts like they’re still cool. Plus, Couch Sesh rolls on with the Christmas movie rotation officially underway. It’s food tactics, sports rumors, fashion beef, and holiday vibes all wrapped up in pure boys’ club energy. New episodes every Friday at 10PM.0:20:21- Why would anyone buy brand new electronics 5:07- Just list off all the features I'm not gonna use13:30- Intro23:33- How was your Thanksgiving24:40- Buffet Strategy 41:48- Gingerbread competition 55:48- Sports1:03:48- Lane to LSU1:10:02- Looks That Go Hard1:02:16- Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth1:18:08- Snack Lords1:35:55- Couch Sesh1:40:42- End
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Black Friday: The Hunger Games for Appliances
Welcome to the Friday Night Black Friday Special of The Local Big Time Show the only show brave enough to talk football, food, and full-blown retail chaos in the same episode. This week, the boys break down their Thanksgiving traditions, the elite foods, and their plans for the holiday. Before diving headfirst into the absolute madness of Black Friday shopping. Fights in the aisles, unhinged crowds, and people snapping at customer service like it’s a sport, we’re covering all of it. Sam and Jesse also take a hard stance on gingerbread houses, explain why chips and dip absolutely counts as a full meal, and rant about how Jack and Jill might be the worst movie ever made. Plus, we’re back with Looks That Go Hard, Jesse finds an Office-themed Polly Pocket for The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth, and the boys strike gold with a stash of hidden-gem Christmas candies. And finally, the question nobody asks but everyone should: Why are there zero Thanksgiving movies? It’s the Black Friday breakdown you didn’t know you needed snacks, chaos, movies, and pure boys’ club energy.New episodes every Friday at 10PM.0:00- Intro1:09- Black Friday is finally here!4:47- Why are there no Thanksgiving movies?20:45- Thanksgiving Traditions32:54- Sports59:51- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth47:45- Snack Lords1:01:44- Looks That Go Hard1:04:32- What store has the most altercations on Black Friday?1:12:16- Couch Sesh1:17:41- End
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The Boys Build the Local Big Time Complex
Welcome to the Friday Night edition of The Local Big Time Show, where the takes are hot, the snacks are questionable, and the boys are firmly in midseason form. This week, Jameis Winston is back in the spotlight and already dropping absolute gems in his press conference so naturally, Jesse and Sam break it all down.The guys also tackle life’s real issues: like when your dog wipes its ass on the carpet, and whether Sam should buy a street-legal golf cart just because it “seems fun.” Jesse and Sam sketch out what the future Local Big Time complex would look like (spoiler: chaos), and laugh about the good old days of vintage wooden TVs that weighed more than a Buick. Plus, we’re back with another round of Unboxing, another dangerous session of Snack Lords, and Sam finds Spicy Skittles guaranteed to destroy his stomach and his weekend. It’s football, snacks, stupid purchases, nostalgia, and pure boys’ club energy. New episodes drop every Friday at 10PM.0:00- Intro2:30- Jamies is back5:31- Dog wipes his ass on the carpet10:20- Did you see Nick Sabin's Birthday?19:21- Building the Local Big Time Complex23:06- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth35:19- Snack Lords1:00:05- End
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The Great Halloween Candy Review
Welcome to the Halloween Special of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are back with the perfect mix of candy, chaos, and late-night laughs. This week, Jesse dives into a MrBeast Peanut Butter Cup to see if it actually lives up to the hype, while Sam comes locked and loaded with a list of underrated Halloween movie gems for the ultimate Couch Sesh. The boys go off about Christmas decorations being shoved in our faces before Halloween’s even over, and Sam caps it off by finding an absolute Funko Pop gem that steals the show. It’s tricks, treats, and full-on boys’ club energy. New episodes every Friday at 10PM!0:00- Intro1:09- Halloween chirp6:18- Couch and a bucket of candy17:15- Everything is fake27:02- Looks That Go Hard39:55- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth44:17- Snack Lords1:08:21- Couch Sesh1:18:29- End
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Monday Night Football Is Ruining My Sleep Schedule
Welcome to the Friday Night edition of The Local Big Time Show! This week, Sam’s had enough of the 10PM Monday Night Football games and goes on a full-blown rant about how unwatchable they are for anyone with a job. Meanwhile, Jesse stumbles across some absolutely insane Stranger Things Doritos that may or may not open the Upside Down. The brothers also try to figure out what to be for Halloween and it goes downhill fast. It’s sports, snacks, and pure boys’ club chaos. New episodes every Friday at 10PM!0:00- Intro 2:55- It's Halloween every day5:00- Everyone is trying to be an influencer20:33- 10PM Monday Night Football Games28:04- Looks That Go Hard31:41- Snack Lords52:54- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth54:06- End
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Sam vs. Arby’s: The Beef Awakens
Welcome to the Friday Night edition of The Local Big Time Show! The boys are back with fall officially in full swing, and things get weird fast. James Hamblin returns to the couch as Jesse unveils a special unboxing Parkside Cards hooked the crew up with a mystery package of NWSL cards. Meanwhile, we find out Sam has never tried Arby’s (a crime punishable by death). Jesse unboxes a collection of classic books from the early 1900s, and the debate over the best fast food fries gets heated. Oh, and Jesse somehow found a Red Bull straight from Japan. It’s fall vibes, football talk, and boys’ club chaos. New episodes every Friday at 10PM!0:00- Intro1:50- Fall is in full swing15:28- I'm calling it BS25:49- Breaking New36:16- Sports44:48- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth1:00:08- A Very Special Unboxing1:08:02- Pack #2 1:22:25- Snack Lords1:44:45- Couch Sesh1:58:08- End
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Chris Had Fun, Now It’s James’ Turn
Welcome to the Friday Night edition of The Local Big Time Show! This week, the boys are joined by special guest James Hamblin, who stops by to talk about his role in the brand-new film The Senior, now in theaters. James dives into his time playing college football in North Carolina and shares some wild stories from his days on the field in England. Meanwhile, Jesse pulls cards for the new season of professional women’s soccer, fires up another unboxing session, and of course, the guys bring a mountain of snacks to the table. It’s movies, sports, collectibles, and that late-night boys’ club chaos you know and love. New episodes drop every Friday at 10PM!0:00- Intro1:04- James Hamblin enters the chat11:49- Surprise Unboxing20:35- UK Football Story44:27- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth45:41- Looks That Go Hard55:19- Couch Sesh1:05:17- Snack Lords1:20:17- End
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Birthday Boy vs. Skynet
Welcome to the Friday Night edition of The Local Big Time Show! This week it’s all about celebrating Jesse’s birthday, and the boys are bringing the chaos. Jesse kicks things off with some hard-to-find Funko Pops and cracks open a stack of mystery toy bags gifted for his big day. Sam and Jesse dive into the latest NFL and college football action, and of course, Looks That Go Hard makes its return with some questionable fits that deserve airtime. To top it all off, the brothers talk about why AI seems to love them (and maybe fears them). It’s birthdays, sports, collectibles, and late-night boys’ club energy. New episodes every Friday at 10PM!0:00- Intro1:10- AI loves us2:00- Netflix needs to sign us17:10- Big birthday episode21:16- Looks That Go Hard29:03- College football predictions32:59- NFL games to watch41:02- The Worst Unboxers On Plantet48:55- Snack Lords1:01:45- End
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Movie Star Energy, Basement Show Budget
Welcome to the Friday Night edition of The Local Big Time Show! This week, Jesse and Sam are joined by special guest Chris Setticase, here to talk about his brand-new movie The Senior, hitting theaters everywhere on September 19th. The boys fire up the long-anticipated Local Big Time Ticket Game, and Chris jumps right into the chaos. Jesse and Sam also score some rare Funko Pops, break down a fresh batch of Halloween-themed snacks for Snack Lords, and bring the heat with another hilarious Looks That Go Hard segment. It’s movies, snacks, sports, and full-on boys’ club energy—all at 10PM Friday night. New episodes every week!0:00- Intro1:03- Special Guest27:20- Are you allowed to recline your chair on an airplane?34:08- Soda vs Pop42:31- Bring back All Sport48:36- Price Is Right Ticket Game59:48- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth1:08:14- Looks That Go Hard1:23:05- Snack Lords1:59:50- End
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Shower Beers Are Year-Round
Welcome to the Friday Night edition of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse’s finally settled into his new California place, and the boys are back with a full slate of chaos. This week, Sam and Jesse dive into the biggest college football matchups of the weekend, pay their respects to the legend Mike Gundy, and break down everything you need to know heading into NFL Week 1. The fan-favorite Looks That Go Hard segment returns, along with a very questionable debate about guys rocking nipple rings. Plus, the boys wrap it all up with another Couch Sesh because no Friday night is complete without it. It’s football, laughs, and late-night boys’ club energy. New episodes drop every Friday at 10PM!0:00- Intro1:29- First show from Long Beach, California6:48- Biggest weekend ever7:13- The lil John concert was lit10:06- Sports23:13- Have you seen these tailgates?29:32- NFL week 1 preview35:30- Looks That Go Hard39:31- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth41:06- Snack Lords59:14- Couch Sesh1:04:04- End
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Our Brains Are Preseason Too
Welcome to the Friday Night edition of The Local Big Time Show! Big news this week Jesse is packing up and moving to California, but not before he and Sam deliver another chaotic boys’ club episode. The brothers break down an important survival guide for guys: the stores with the best A/C to hang out in while your girlfriend or wife shops, plus the top-tier places to sneak in a fart without getting caught. They preview Week 0 of college football, debate who’s looking strongest, and Sam comes through with a rare Pop-Tart find that might just hit the Hall of Fame of snacks. It’s sports, snacks, bathroom strategy, and peak Friday night energy. New episodes every Friday at 10PM!6:41- Intro7:51- Jesse is moving10:03- What stores have the best A/C14:44- Sports19:35- College football preview35:03- Looks that go hard42:34- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth48:06- The Snack Lords59:57- Couch Sesh1:04:39- End
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Snack Lords vs. the Heat Index
Welcome to the new Friday Night edition of The Local Big Time Show, where the boys are officially taking over the weekend. NFL is back, and so is Sam with everyone’s favorite segment—Looks That Go Hard—setting the tone for the season. Somehow, Sam has already tracked down Halloween candy in August, because snack season never sleeps. Jesse brings in his collection of wild writing awards, including a full-on dragon trophy and championship belt buckles straight out of Texas. It’s football, snacks, questionable style, and late-night boys’ club energy. New episodes drop every Friday at 10PM!1:04- Welcome to the Boys Club7:30- Nick @ Night was so legit22:37- Where is our Youtube Plaque27:49- Seinfeld Cards31:25- Actor Cards32:50- Alien Stickers33:59- Looks that go hard52:52- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth54:08- Snack Lords1:10:13- Couch Sesh1:19:17- End
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August: The Sunday Scaries of Summer
Welcome to the all-new Friday Night edition of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are claiming their turf as the official boys' club of the weekend airing every Friday at 10PM. In this episode, NFL is officially back and the boys are fired up. Sam debuts his new segment “Looks That Go Hard,” where questionable fashion meets elite vibes. The brothers break down the Happy Gilmore 2 movie, Jesse tracks down a rare Pop-Tarts ice cream bar, and the guys take a moment to honor the legend himself Hulk Hogan. It’s football, food, and full-blown masculinity. New episodes drop every Friday night at 10PM don’t miss it, brother. 💪0:00- Intro1:10- Welcome to August6:17- RIP to the legend Hulk Hogan14:58- Seinfeld Cards15:58- Actor Cards17:24- Alien Stickers23:23- The Greatest Unboxing Find Ever27:00- Looks That Go Hard44:18- Sports1:00:19- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth1:08:58- Snack Lords1:32:30- Couch Sesh1:47:14- End
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Now Streaming in Glorious 480p
Welcome to a new era of The Local Big Time Show now airing Fridays at 10PM, because the boys are officially taking over weekend nights. In this episode, Jesse stumbles upon a rare Blueberry Pie Oreo that might just change dessert history, and the brothers break down the sudden resurrection of the rat tail haircut (and debate if it’s ironically cool… or just tragic). Plus, Shark Week is back, and Sam’s ready to fight a great white with zero training. It’s late-night chaos, snack reviews, questionable style trends, and the internet’s favorite boys' club energy. New episodes drop every Friday at 10PM!0:00- Intro4:27- Seinfeld Cards5:26- Actor Cards6:06- Sick Rat Tail14:54- Alien Stickers23:12- Sports32:44- Ball Hockey Gods Love Us46:26- Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth51:33- Snack Lords1:11:29- Couch Sesh1:25:14- End
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Still Using July as an Excuse for Everything.
Welcome to this week’s episode of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are back from their 4th of July trip in Maine sunburnt, full of hot dogs, and ready to talk nonsense. This week, the boys break down the newly announced Hot Wheels movie set (childhood dreams incoming), Sam discovers Doritos' wild new ketchup chip flavor, and football is officially back on the radar as preseason kicks off. Jesse pulls a rare Zeke Elliott rookie card, and Sam is paying the physical price for going full glizzy goblin over the holiday. It’s snacks, sports, collectibles, and peak boys’ club energy. New episodes every Monday!1:09- Sweet PacMan hat3:16- Intro18:50- Plane Ride From Hell26:00- Seinfeld Cards27:35- Actor Cards28:27- Alien Stickers28:55- Sports33:53- Lets Ride NFL46:07- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth56:34- Snack Lords1:10:57- Couch Sesh1:17:02- End
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No Shoes, No Shirt, No Podcast
Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show! After a week off, the world’s still going to hell but Jesse and Sam are here to make you laugh through it. This episode, Jesse cracks open a rare unboxing haul that may or may not belong in a museum, the boys break down the Florida Panthers winning the Stanley Cup, recap the NBA Finals, and ask the age-old question: why even bother fighting the internet? Plus, a walk down memory lane as Sam recalls the journalism class he had to retake three times not because of him, obviously… the teacher just sucked. It’s chaos, comedy, and boys’ club therapy. New episodes every Monday!0:00- Intro1:45- Countries getting sh**t on in the comment section21:11- Sports31:38- NHL vs NBA34:37- Help make this happen56:37- Communication building is gone1:06:55- Jesse Norwich school paper story1:17:10- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth1:26:52- Snack Lords1:37:40- The Couch Sesh1:45:22- End
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Cancel Us Later, We’re Busy Right Now
Welcome to the Season 4 premiere of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are back in the studio and kicking things off the only way they know how with snacks, chaos, and a little reflection. Sam tries the limited-edition Guacamole Doritos (verdict pending), and the boys look back at their favorite moments from past seasons. From 0 views in their parents’ basement to 143 million and counting all without a single ad dollar just pure word-of-mouth mayhem. Jesse caps it off with a legendary find: a rare L.A. Dodgers Prime bottle. It’s the start of a new season in the ultimate boys’ club. New episodes every Monday!0:00- Intro1:04- Season 4 Premier2:45- They're are definitely different types of service animal owners6:32- Favorite moments from The Local Big Time Show8:45- We literally started from nothing to 143 million views12:24- Advertise with us20:00- Ripping the Penjamin and going shopping21:48- Raw dogging flights23:45- Sports28:43- The Snack Lords50:30- End
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May was the pregame. June is the main event.
Welcome to the season 3 finale of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are going out with a bang—and maybe a few canceled sponsors. This week, the boys dive into the rise of AI-generated porn (it’s getting weird out there), the absolute legend who sailed solo from Oregon to Hawaii, and why rope swings are the final boss for fat guys. They celebrate the official start of hot dog season, praise summer for having the best smells known to man (cut grass, charcoal, freedom), and go off on how movies low-key suck now. Plus, they break down the NHL and NBA conference finals with all the accuracy of a barstool debate. It’s the most chaotic boys’ club on the internet, and we’ll see you next season. New episodes every Monday!0:00- Intro7:16- AI Porn Is Getting Out Of Hand13:54- Guy Who Sailed From Oregon To Hawaii19:09- Fat People vs Rope Swings25:56- Best Smells Of The Year26:30- Big Sausage and Dog Season33:58- Sports38:49- Movies Suck Now39:56- Summer Movie Preview48:46- Seinfeld Cards53:24- Actor Cards54:44- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth56:50- Snack Lords1:13:55- Couch Sesh1:25:56- End
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Stars, stripes, and SPF 50.
Welcome to the Memorial Day episode of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are kicking off the long weekend with grill talk and chaos. This week, they roast the world of botched plastic surgery (looking at you, reality TV), break down the absolute madness of LA gyms where everyone’s either flexing or injecting, and dive into the strange rabbit hole of modern-day religious cults. The boys also reflect on just how terrible they were in college (spoiler: skipped orientation, skipped class, still graduated), and Sam uncovers a hidden Al Pacino gem that might be the most slept-on movie of all time. Sun’s out, takes out. New episodes every Monday!0:00- Intro2:57- Can You Name All 32 NFL Owners5:34- Brittany Mahomes New Look15:12- Seinfeld Cards20:12- Actor Cards34:04- Alien Stickers40:19- Sports53:30- Do I Even Go To This School1:04:56- Snack Lords1:33:35- Couch Sesh1:45:48- End
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Thanks to Google, Grammarly, and group projects I did none of the work for.
Welcome to this week’s episode of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are back with the perfect mix of chaos and commentary, starting with a deep dive into gothic kids sweating it out in summer heat. Sam shares his theory on why gothic chicks are suddenly hot, and discovers a wild new soft drink: Sprite mixed with tea (yeah, it’s real). Jesse’s hooked on an unexpectedly electric HBO series about the Red Bull Soapbox Derby, and the boys go full film critic mode, sounding off on Ridley Scott’s last two cinematic crimes especially what he did to Napoleon. It’s TV, takes, and summer goth sweat—just another week in the boys' club. New episodes every Monday!0:00- Intro1:05- White Boy Summer Officially Starting1:25- Thoughts And Prayers To Goth Kids9:25- Alien Stickers12:28- Seinfeld Cards13:41- Actor Cards18:31- You Need To Apologize To Joaquin Phoenix22:52- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth35:17- Snack Lords52:26- Couch Sesh1:00:30- End
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Raising me was your cardio. You’re welcome.
Welcome to the Mother’s Day episode of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are serving up laughs, chaos, and a little love for the moms—kind of. Sam goes off on his hatred for cringe family influencers (you know the ones), Jesse consults the Magic 8 Ball for predictions on the NHL and NBA playoffs, and the boys break down the wild reality of gas station/Subway combo spots paying one poor soul to do two jobs for one paycheck. It’s sports, rants, and real-talk from your favorite social media boys' club. New episodes every Monday!0:00- Intro2:30- Magic 8 Ball10:09- Actor Cards11:12- Seinfeld Cards13:03- Alien Stickers13:47- Sam Saw An Alien25:49- I Hate Family Influencers42:38- The Gas Station/Subway Is The Greatest Feat Of Engeneering 57:13- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth1:10:48- Snack Lords1:23:44- Couch Sesh1:43:50- End
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Margs now, regrets mañana.
Welcome to the Cinco de Mayo episode of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are back with chips, hot takes, and the kind of chaos only this boys' club can deliver. Sam debuts a brand-new segment—The Local Big Time Book on Tape Club—because real men listen to audiobooks (sometimes). The guys break down Bill Belichick’s latest drama, recap the wildest moments from the NFL Draft, and celebrate Wrexham’s soccer promotion like they were lifelong fans. Tacos, takes, and testosterone-fueled banter—new episodes every Monday!1:13- Happy Cinco De Mayo1:30- Ol' Billy Is In A Pickle 12:53- Seinfeld Cards16:01- Actor Cards26:38 NFL Draft Recap45:40- The Local Big Time Book On Tape Club54:11- Snack Lords1:05:26- Wrexham Promotion1:14:36- Couch Sesh1:20:48- End
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Drafted 1st overall… by my couch.
Welcome to this week’s episode of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are “live” from the 2025 NFL Draft okay, not really, but they are posted up in the studio watching all the madness unfold in real time. The boys fire up a classic couch sesh, dive into a Snack Lords segment that’ll have you raiding your pantry, and Jesse rips open a fresh NFL card pull hoping to strike gold. It's football, snacks, and pure boys' club energy at its finest. New episodes drop every Monday!0:00- Intro2:42- Seinfeld Cards3:48- Actor Cards9:38- Alien Stickers18:26- Uncrustables Review27:03- Lemon Head Ropes Review35:48- Cove Soda Review40:49- Harry Potter Haribo Candy Review56:49- Cloud Protein Popcorn Review1:02:57- Couch Sesh1:10:33- NFL Card Pull1:19:41- End
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Like I didn’t just eat 42 Reese’s eggs for breakfast
Welcome to this week’s episode of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are talking Easter Sunday family chaos, candy overload, and all the weird traditions in between. The guys break down the upcoming NFL Draft, Jesse unboxes a rare (and hilariously popular) SNL Funko Pop, and things get spooky when they ask each other if they’d survive a ghost hunting show. Plus, they review the best (and worst) Easter candy and drop their top picks for movies and shows to stream this weekend. Sports, laughs, ghosts, and sugar highs it’s all happening inside the ultimate boys’ club. New episodes every Monday!0:00- Intro1:19- You Thought You Could Cancel Us3:48- Seinfeld Cards7:29- Actor Cards8:24- Alien Stickers13:00- Ghost Story Of The Year14:51- Would You Go On Ghost Hunters23:09- Major Announcement 26:05- Easter38:20- Sports43:31- NFL Draft Predictions53:38- NHL + NBA Playoffs Starting1:08:19- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth1:20:43- Snack Lords1:34:09- Couch Sesh1:46:14- End
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Don’t grow up. It’s a trap
Welcome to this week’s episode of The Local Big Time Show! The boys are fired up ICEE just sent Jesse and Sam a care package straight from frozen heaven, and they’re diving in cold. The brothers break down Duke basketball’s latest meltdown (because someone had to), Jesse stumbles upon glow-in-the-dark Swedish Fish that might be candy or alien tech, and Sam finds the elusive PB&J Reese’s that could end snack debates forever. It’s hoops, sugar highs, and brotherly chaos—just another day in the ultimate boys’ club. New episodes drop every Monday!1:01- The Subaru of Haircuts3:34- I Want A Spoiler To The Heavens 5:36- Intro13:22- Seinfeld Cards15:20- Actor Cards20:09- Alien Stickers20:53- Ovi's Record Breaking Goal33:24- Ticket Game38:27- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth45:21- Snack Lords58:00- Couch Sesh1:09:31- End
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April: when the weather has commitment issues.
Welcome to this week’s episode of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are back with a full recap of a wild March Madness weekend buzzer beaters, busted brackets, and questionable mascots included. Sam finally watches Rocky IV for the first time (yes, seriously), and Jesse introduces a brand new game segment that’s already causing chaos. Jesse also puts his taste buds on the line trying the viral Call Her Daddy “Unwell” drink, while Sam reports his first official jortz sighting of the year. Spring has sprung, boys. New episodes every Monday!4:11- Wendies/McDonald's Double Dip17:57- Intro21:45- Jortz Sighting26:43- Seinfeld Cards27:35- Actor Cards28:48 Alien Stickers30:08- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth31:59- New Segment 32:44- The Price Is Right Ticket Game33:32- More Or Less Game37:45- Snack Lords58:06- Couch Sesh1:16:17- End
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Vermont: flip flops at noon, snow boots by 5
Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show. After a two-week break following the loss of Sam’s dog Bauer, the boys are back in the studio and ready to fire it up. This week, Jesse and Sam dive into all things March Madness from bracket busters to bold predictions. Jesse surprises Sam with a box of wild Turkish candy, and things get weird fast. Plus, Jesse introduces a brand-new game to the show that might just become a classic. It’s sports, snacks, and brotherly chaos—the boys' club is officially back in session. New episodes every Monday!0:00- Intro4:09- Seinfeld Cards6:48- Actor Cards27:10- March Madness 49:53- The More or Less Game56:45- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth1:02:22- Snack Lords1:04:02- Turkish Snacks1:27:46- Couch Sesh1:34:56- End
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March: The perfect time to start those New Year’s resolutions… again.
Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the takes are hot, and the patience is running low. This week, Sam gets his hands on a limited edition Post Malone Oreo—because of course that exists. Meanwhile, Jesse ranks his top 5 favorite unboxing items, and the guys vent about the ultimate test of manhood: assembling furniture without losing your sanity. It’s snacks, collectibles, and pure boys' club energy. New episodes drop every Monday.0:00- Intro1:22- It's The Middle Of February, Just Kill Yourself3:37- Sienfield Cards4:29- Actor Cards11:29- If Aliens Show Up, How Does That Help Me?25:26- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth33:19- The Price Is Right Ticket Game36:29- Snack Lords50:46- Couch Sesh1:05:28- End
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My life feels like a test I didn’t study for
Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show! After a week off for Sam’s epic 3-peat in his annual pond hockey tournament, the boys are back in the studio. Jesse’s fighting through his own Michael Jordan flu game, but it’s all gas, no breaks. This week, they recap the 4 Nations Tournament, throw down predictions for the USA vs. Canada game, and dive into the fiery debate of how they'd survive on the Hot Ones TV show. Sports, laughs, and classic boys’ club nonsense the way it should be. New episodes drop every Monday!7:36- Intro9:17- Lake Champlain Pond Hockey Classic Recap10:01- The Dirtiest Pond Hockey Goal Ever12:44- Seinfeld Cards13:47- Actor Cards14:32 Is Spicy Ice Creme Good?25:33- Jesse Mall Security Job31:14- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth40:51- Snack Lords55:16- End
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Just waiting for halftime.
Welcome to Season 3 of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are back and ready to drop some truth. This week, they serve up their unfiltered Super Bowl predictions, break down that infamous Mark Zuckerberg cleavage peeping video, and throw down against the rizz kid stirring up drama. The Local Big Time Show is your ultimate boys’ club for sports, scandal, and the absurdities of everyday life. New episodes every Monday!1:26- Just Sitting Around Waiting For This Edible To Kick In2:02- Intro3:30- Zuck Caught Peeping5:50- F**k The Rizz Kid18:25- How Much Porn Is Too Much Porn?25:32- Seinfeld Cards31:45- NFL41:06- Price Is Right Ticket Game46:16- Snack Lords59:08- Couch Sesh1:08:42- End
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Hot chocolate for the soul, whiskey for everything else.
Welcome to this week’s episode of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are counting down to the College Football National Championship, sharing their bold predictions and biggest hot takes. Plus, they size up the NFL playoffs to figure out which teams are worth your time (and money). And if that’s not enough, the guys take a look at the epic new Dude Perfect facility—because who doesn’t want their own trick-shot playground? It’s all sports, laughs, and that classic boys’ club vibe. New episodes drop every Monday!0:00- Intro1:25- Why Do Hot Girls Marry Fat Guys?2:48- Seinfeld Cards3:46- Actor Playing Cards12:16- Dude Perfect facility16:22- CFP National Championship21:23- A Wild NFL Offseason26:12- NFL Playoff Preview36:26- The Price Is Right Ticket Game43:05- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth49:33- Snack Lords1:05:23- Couch Sesh1:16:26- End
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Did you make it to midnight?
Welcome to this week’s episode of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are fighting the post-holiday blues, tackling the dreaded return to the 9-to-5 grind. To make it hurt less, they’re diving into the College Football Playoffs and the madness of NFL Wild Card Weekend. And of course, the brothers are back with another legendary couch sesh—think hot takes, laughs, and that signature boys’ club vibe. New episodes drop every Monday!0:00- Intro1:42- Top 4 Resolutions To Quit On4:30- Just Kill Me Before I Have To Return To Work6:19- Seinfeld Card Pull7:15- Actor Card Pull20:20- Sports41:01- College Football Playoff Preview1:01:30- Wild Card Weekend Recap1:07:19- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth1:18:35- Snack Lords1:34:10- Couch Sesh1:47:34- End
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The best is yet to come.
On this week’s episode of The Local Big Time Show. Jesse’s back in town, and he’s teaming up with Sam to film together for the first time in what seems like forever. The brothers kick off 2025 with the first unboxing of the year (spoiler: it’s epic). Plus, the Snack Lords are back with a review that'll have you questioning your snack game. Now that these two are back in action, you’ll want to make sure you’re tuned in for the full boys’ club experience. New episodes every Monday!0:00- Intro1:40 Waynes World Envision4:36- Do People Still Make New Years Resolution13:39- College Football Playoffs28:41- NFL Review30:45- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth38:39- I'd Love To Own A Little Caesars42:39- Snack Lords53:03- Couch Sesh1:06:24- End
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Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
Welcome to this week’s episode of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are breaking down the first round of the College Football Playoff, debating who’s making it to the big game. Plus, the guys tackle the wild rumor of Bill Belichick heading to UNC (seriously, what?), uncover some exclusive cookies for the Snack Lords out there, and give you the ultimate list of movies and TV shows to stream. It’s sports, snacks, and straight-up laughs—the boys’ club you didn’t know you needed. New episodes every Monday!"0:00- Intro16:59- Will The NIL Ruin College Hockey?21:45- Bill Belichick To UNC?39:15- College Football CFP Preview57:43- The Price Is Right Ticket Game1:01:45- Snack Lords1:11:31- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth1:19:35- Couch Sesh1:23:23- End
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Dear Santa, define "nice"
After a Thanksgiving break, The Local Big Time Show is back and ready to roll! This week, Jesse and Sam dive into the madness of college football conference championships, where rivalries are as intense as your family’s political debates. Plus, the guys tackle a hilariously unhinged round of "Would You Rather?"Add in the usual chaos, laughs, and hot takes, and you’ve got the ultimate boys’ club vibes. New episodes drop every Monday!0:00- Intro1:20- Thanksgiving Recap21:09- Are The 90's The Greatest Kids Movie Generation?26:00- Hard Knocks Review43:50- Would You Rather51:16- College Football1:04:17- NFL Preview1:09:40- Nebraska Bowling Is A Dynasty?1:18:05- The Price Is Right Ticket Game1:32:12- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth1:36:16- Snack Lords1:57:58- Couch Sesh2:06:17- End
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Leftovers are for quitters
Welcome to this week’s episode of The Local Big Time Show, where Jesse and Sam take aim at the stars—specifically, astrology nuts. The guys gear up for an action-packed sports weekend, previewing the biggest matchups in college football and the NFL. Plus, they tackle a burning question every guy’s debated: what’s the right way to eat a Pop-Tart? Frosting first? Straight from the box? It’s about to get heated. The Local Big Time Show is a television talk show about the absurdities of everyday life. New episodes every Monday.0:00- Intro1:28- Monday's Are Just Miserable10:10- Toaster Strudle vs Pop Tart13:33- The Self Check19:58- Astrology Nuts24:01- College Football Preview47:32- NFL Preview58:17- The Price Is Right Ticket Game1:04:10- The Price Is Right Ticket Game1:08:18- Snack Lords1:26:14- Couch Sesh1:35:53- End
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Turkey and nap season.
Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where we’re diving into season 3 with some quality chaos. This week, Jesse and Sam roast those family political feuds that only seem to get louder as the holidays roll in. Jesse drops his predictions on the biggest college football upsets (he called it, by the way), and the guys get hyped over a limited-edition Alani flavor that’s worth the hunt. The Local Big Time Show: bringing the laughs, the takes, and the absurdities of life every Monday!0:00- Intro1:25- Christmas Bodying Thanksgiving2:28- Worst Time To Start A Diet8:14- College Football Preview26:56- NFL Preview34:04- The Price Is Right Ticket Game39:38- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth43:31- Snack Lords1:11:29- Couch Sesh
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Don't steal. That's the government's job.
Get ready for the pre-election special of The Local Big Time Show! While the world’s on fire, Jesse and Sam are here to keep it real with a full lineup of laughs. They dive into the latest college football drama, break down the hottest NFL plays, and even score some exclusive snack drops you won’t want to miss. Whether you’re here for the laughs or just avoiding the news cycle, The Local Big Time Show has your back. New episodes every Monday! 2:55- All My Favorite Rappers Are Either On The Diddy List Or Locked Up4:32- Intro10:02- Breaking News11:39- Little Caesar Hacks38:44- College Football58:37- NFL Predictions1:15:15- You Hot Dog Guys Don't Talk?1:28:22- The Price Is Right Ticket Games1:35:14- Snack Lords1:56:59- Couch Sesh2:07:57- End
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