The Luke and Posey Show

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! We here at The Luke and Posey Show simply can not believe that 2008 is almost OVER! I mean, by the time you listen to this, it will be the year 2009!!! WOW! Where does the time go?!? Things are really looking good for the show for 2009. I’m thinking daily […]

We’re back, and in grand Luke and Posey style. This episode is all about porn, smut, filth, pornography, filth, smut, and porn. Also, porno. And to top it all off, we talk to a real porn star! No foolin! So join us as we share our porn pasts and breathe heavily into the microphones, won’t […]

Hey, let’s all pretend it’s 1 month ago today. Ok, got that vision in your head? Great. I’m proud to announce, part 2 of the show you just listened to… TODAY. And if you haven’t listened to part 1 yet, 7 out of 8 dentists highly recommend that you do so. And you should stop […]

HEY! Where you been, guys? What’s that? You’ve been what? Wading? Oh, waiting? For what? A new show? OHHHHHHH. I see now. You just come around when we got new shows to hand out, huh. Uh huh. Well, here’s a big fat show for you bloodthirsty hounds. I hope you’re happy. CUZ WE ARE! Ha […]

Po-Funk is back in this mutha fucka wit dis new track YO! Featuring guest M.C. Meat Sweats!

Yep, that Don Henley. Uh huh. From The Beagles. Surprised? Confused? Bewildered, or poco desconcertado? Just wait until you hear the song. Don’t worry, we’ll explain everything on the next show. Until then, enjoy the song the way it was meant to be sung. In American.

El burrito es muy delicioso! El burrito es muy delicioso! Donde esta mi genitalio? Donde esta mi genitalio? Muy bien, estudiantes, muy bien.

This was supposed to be a short impromptu show to say hello to a few listeners and supporters, and you know what? We almost pull it off. Somehow we digress into such topics as inappropriate 80s TV shows, a new product that is literally pouncing off the shelves (onto unsuspecting women who say they weren’t […]

We’re back, and Bucko’s with us, so how can we possibly go wrong? Don’t answer that, young AquaKnight, because the answer is “CANNOT”. This is the best show ever. And we’re not just talking about our show. We’re talking about ALL shows. Other shows should probably just play this show over their show, and go […]

When you leave your baby for a ham sandwich, we’re afraid it’s all downhill from there. Thanks Bucko for the kickass original guitar. And Posey for the rest.

It was just a matter of time before a major recording artist recorded a song using many of the popular “Web 2.0” brand names and lingo. Unfortunately for that major recording artist, this 3rd-rate comedy podcast did it first. And quite well, I might add. Thanks Bucko. Here are the lyrics, with corresponding links, in […]

Posey is a genius. But don’t take our word for it, check out some reviews of his latest Foo Fighters cover. “Posey is a genius, a got-dam genius” — Rolling Stone “Reminds me of a severely constipated Dave Grohl” — Spin “I would be laughing my ass off, if I could feel my testicles. Wait, […]

Those 3 words every woman longs to scream… and you will never want to hear again.

If you didn’t know, Posey is a man who can’t be tied down to a single woman. No, it’s either all or none for this guy. The following poem, set to killer keyboards, says it all.

Dumbassery, douchebombs, and fucknuts rule the day as Luke and Posey, apparently out of things to talk about, create their own words. We also consult the urban dictionary for definitions of our very own names, share tips on attracting mates and not mosquitoes, and explain why fur + moisture = not near as fun as […]

YO. Wanna peep how it iz to party wit da one and only Po-Funk? Check it. Wheat Cracka out.

No, wheel-watchers, today’s show title was not the answer to the “Before and After” puzzle on the Wheel of Fortune episode I just watched. That wouldn’t make sense. But I’ll tell ya what does make sense: Potato Power Plants! Think about it people! You can bury those suckers forever! And the kids can just plug […]

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Wanna know what happens when Santa Claus passes over this redneck’s homestead? Well clean out yer ears, boy! LOOKIT! Hey RadioMall and Soundsnap, we pershunate ya.

Hey lovers! Settle in for another fattie of a show as Posey tells Luke all about his recent trip to a poverty-stricken, war-torn region known as N’Ollins or some shit. I have no idea why Rage Against The Machine was there. I bet if you listen harder than me, you may be able to figure […]

As the writers’ strike looms on, Hollywood is becoming extremely desperate. Case. Point. From Episode 23: Number One Myrtle Capital.

It’s time for another mega-show from your favorite 2-bit comedy whores! Ok, so we’re free. But you’re getting your money’s worth this time! Bucko’s back to provide the soundtrack for a musical romp through DoofusLand, but not before sharing some great stories about kicking ass and taking names, literally. We reminisce about happy/gay accidents, severe […]

HAY GUISE WEER BACK! After a month-long hiatas hyatus high8us break, we present to you: 26 minutes and 14 seconds of pure comedy and education, or as I like to call it, comeducation. I don’t know how you pronounce comeducation. Here’s an idea! Let us know how to pronounce “comeducation” by leaving us a message […]

He’s a hard-core rapper from Compton. He’s an 80’s TV cop sensation. Together, they are…

We got news, comments, musical music-time, nipples, tits, and lasers!!! None of which are boring!!! Hence the abundance of exclamation points!!! 3 at a time, people!!! We want to hear from you! 903-704-4449 E-mail Vote please! Subscribe on iTunes Myspace – be our BFF

Just in time for Christmas! If you’re a horrible parent.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. For the Luke and Posey show, that can mean only one thing. Celebrities, of course! But not the trashy, whorish, slutbag douchebottles you hear about on the so-called “real” news. Oh no. Not at all. We have real celebrities (fake) with real stories (fake) that are real funny! (really) […]

Sounds inviting, huh? Come on in, the Butt Hole’s fine!

I said SIT!

Here it is, the phone call that solidified our need to create this grand turd we call, The Luke and Posey Show.

A recently discovered gem of dumbassity. Enjoy, you may never hear it again. May spirits with you be.

All silliness aside folks, Luke and Posey tackle some very serious issues facing he and I, me and him. We, and also us, but separately. I’m talking about brain damage, of course. Severely debilitating brain damage. And some other stuff. I think. We want to hear from you! 903-704-4449 E-mail Vote please! Subscribe on iTunes […]

Poz wants to sex you up. From Episode 12. Do You Have The HPV?.

Tyler comes by and we’re bustin’ out at the seams here, folks! That’s right, Luke and Posey are joined by dear friend and confidant, Tyler. Posey almost lets him speak long enough to tell some great stories and share some insight into the corporate retail consumer installation game. It’s waaaay juicier than you expected. Till […]

Yes, that’s exactly what it is. I couldn’t have described it better myself. Oh, I did! I am a genius. What am I talking about? Click the link below to download our new too-hot-for-YouTube video! (By the way, we say Not Suitable For Work, but it’s only skin and suggestion, folks.) Click the image to […]

That’s right folks, we made it a whole friggin year. And now we celebrate with a show recorded just hours ago. Say what? Indeed. Join Luke and Posey as we take a brief look back, a brief look forward, and a look into our briefs. Say what say what? We love you. We honestly love […]

Politically incorrect or not, there are some professions the little people should probably shy away from. From Episode 10. Volatile Diarrhea.

If at first you don’t succeed, try six more times. From Episode 8. You Only Get Six Shots.

Just fucking do it, dammit. From Episode 8. You Only Get Six Shots.

Dio + MacGyver = almost too much 80s. From Episode 13. Thomas Jefferson Did It.

Posey shows off his mad songwriting skilz and his famous Scooby impression, all in 42 seconds. Quality with a capital Q, folks. From Episode 4 – In With The New.

It’s Dance Fever, baby. From Episode 15. The Coat Factory Business.

Easily the most instructional production ever to slide out of the Luke and Posey diarrhea factory. From Episode 8. You Only Get Six Shots.

Obviously a thinly-veiled tribute to fat girls (or not?). From Episode 14 – Might Not Taste Like Chocolate.

You know you want it. From Episode 7 – Six Inch Dagger Dick.

Alright soldier, pull out your rifle and your… helicopter. Let’s ride. From Episode 11 – Arabian Nights. Subscribe to the bits feed! It’s like a Luke & Posey mini mall! Voice Mail: 206-666-4POZ E-mail: [email protected]

Our first big hit with Bucko, co-starring quite possibly the gayest Adam ever. From Episode 6 – Its The Fucking Nerve Gas. Subscribe to the bits feed! It’s like a Luke & Posey mini mall! Voice Mail: 206-666-4POZ E-mail: [email protected]

Luke and Posey try to record the intro to all these clips. This clip is a perfect example of how we never get anything done.

Let me be frank. This episode is pretty gay. Ok, really gay. It’s all sticky from lube and margarita mix. But it’s also straight-up late-80s hip-hop gangsta lean, which is sooo not gay. Wait, yeah it is. I’m kidding, the show’s not gay. It’s just confused right now. We all remember 15, right? … right? […]