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This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #301 0:00 DAM! 🦫 EVEN THE DEVIL IS ON YOUR SIDE! 😂 666 👹 34:10 Bottom of the Deck40:44 Card 1 42:33 Card 2  49:34 Card 3 50:30 Clarification Here is the episode I mentioned “DAM, THIS IS A POWER MOVE!” 🦫😈 #255: https://youtu.be/-k7c3OGM-QA?si=ZyDKYoUbVkugbIL3 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Happy 300th episode!🎉Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #300 0:00 THIS IS URGENT!!!🚨😱 24 HRS. 👀⏰10:33 Bottom of the Deck13:44 Card 114:05 Card 2 14:48 Card 3 15:16 Clarification 23:02 Sound returns 23:32

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2990:00 THEY THOUGHT THEY TRICKED YOU, BUT… 😈👻🎃 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2980:00 IT’S 2 L8!👩‍💻YOU ALREADY WON!♟️😈48:37 Bottom of the Deck50:29 Card 150:50 Card 2 52:44 Card 3 55:59 93 👋

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2970:00 BEWARE! ⚠️ THIS PERSON IS A FRAUD! 👁️ 38:31 Bottom of the Deck45:27 Card 1  48:39 Card 2 50:17 Card 3 51:35 Clarification Noah Kahan, The Great Divide full album: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUduvFwpTBp2aa7z4N8QNlSkezIrWPeao&si=LGU6Jzcy-uE73u1r  

This Reading is for May, 2026. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2960:00 THEY ARE BEING FORCIBLY REMOVED! 🚨🚔👮🪽⚖️ May, 202647:13 Bottom of the Deck49:30 Card 150:20 Card 255:50 Card 3 

This Reading is for the Full Moon in Scorpio. May 1, 20261:23PM EST11°Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2950:00 THEY THINK YOU’RE A CLONE? 🥸 Full Moon In Scorpio, 202639:44 Bottom of the Deck41:56 Card 1 49:43 Card 255:05 Card 3 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2940:00 THIS PERSON IS A PARASITE! 🦠😷 28:55 Bottom of the Deck 39:09 Card 1 45:02 Card 2 47:42 Card 3 Noah Kahan Tiny Desk Concert: https://youtu.be/M34D3Ktovfw?si=cGKoI9tRzUUFReGY 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2930:00 THEY’RE TRYING TO SCARE YOU! 😰🫣27:47 Bottom of the Deck33:30 Card 1 34:32 Card 242:00 Card 3 43:57 Clarification  

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2920:00 WAKE UP, IT’S ALL AN ILLUSION! 😴🚨🌀49:36 Bottom of the Deck53:57 Card 1 54:59 Card 2 56:23 Card 3  

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2910:00 THEY TOOK A GAMBLE, AND THEY LOST IT ALL! 🤑💀🎰27:00 Bottom of the Deck34:13 Card 1 42:25 Card 2  45:41 Card 3 46:40 Clarification 

This Reading is for Taurus Season, 2026.Happy Taurus Season and Happy Birthday to all of our Taurus friends! 🎉♉️Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2900:00 THEY WOKE THE BEAST! 😱 Taurus Season, 202648:27 Bottom of the Deck49:42 Card 1 51:09 Card 2 52:45 Card 3 

This Reading is for the New Moon in Aries. April 17, 20267:52 AM EST27°Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2890:00 THEY’RE TRYING TO BREAK YOU! 🤬🧿 New Moon in Aries, 202649:09 Bottom of the Deck51:33 Card 152:16 Card 255:04 Card 356:59 Ten of Bows, The Wildwood Tarot 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2880:00 OUCH, THAT STINGS! 🔥23:56 Bottom of the Deck28:56 Card 1 37:39 Card 2 47:25 Card 3 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2870:00 ACCESS GRANTED! ✅43:06 Bottom of the Deck44:48 Card 147:56 Card 252:33 Card 3

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2860:00 THEY DON’T HAVE THE PASSWORD! 🚫 🔐30:14 Bottom of the Deck 37:55 Card 142:33 Card 2 51:39 Card 3

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This Reading is for April, 2026.Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2850:00 THIS IS A PSYOP! 🚨 APRIL, 2026 35:30 Bottom of the Deck40:47 Card 1 44:01 Card 251:54 Card 3 

This reading is for the Spring Equinox, 2026.Happy Ostara if you celebrate!  🌸Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2840:00 #284 YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE CHECKPOINT! 📍Spring Equinox, 2026 58:00 Bottom of the Deck59:17 Card 11:00:50 Card 2 1:18:16 Card 3 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This Reading is for Sun in Aries, 2026.Happy Aries Season and Happy Birthday to all of our Aries friends! 🎉Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2830:00 THEY CREATED A MONSTER! 😈🔥 Sun in Aries, 2026 32:01 Bottom of the Deck43:30 Card 1 57:54 Card 21:02:14 Card 3 honeyb33 - dehumanized (full album) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1idcemQo2Zg Kintsugi - Missy Gordon (Fragments) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Xq9K7bmiQ

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This Reading is for the New Moon in Pisces!March 18, 20269:24 PM EST28°Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2820:00 NOW THEY KNOW YOU CAN’T BE MIMICKED… 💔🧍🧍🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️New Moon in Pisces, 202648:30 Bottom of the Deck 53:13 Card 1 57:00 Card 2 1:05:11 Card 3 1:05:47 Clarification 1:28:10 Spiritual Protection Tips 🧿

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2810:00 YOU SPOOKED THEM! 👻36:12 Bottom of the Deck42:37 Card 1 54:58 Card 2 59:17 Card 3 1:01:19 Clarification 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading, but the process began 2026.Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2800:00 WAIT, WHAT?!😱 GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE!!! 202635:13 Bottom of the Deck37:02 Card 1 42:25 Card 250:07 Card 3 52:16 Clarification 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2790:00 THIS IS YOUR GOLDEN TICKET! 🎟️ ✨ 45:43 Bottom of the Deck47:07 Card 1 49:20 Card 2 54:16 Card 3 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2780:00 THIS IS YOUR LONG LOST LOVE! 😍⛲️❤️🌹16:05 Bottom of the Deck22:38 Card 1 27:16 Card 2 33:44 Card 3  36:13 Clarification“Meet Me At The Fountain”M.S.GordonMeet me at the fountain Long lost loveNever will I forget —Will I forget?Meet me at the fountainLong lost love“Never forget”I kiss your lips…For how long?Forever!Please never forget…ForeverI will never forget. Meet me at the fountainLong lost loveMy New Substack: https://melissasuegordon.substack.com

This Reading is for March, 2026.Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2770:00 YOU FOUND THE ROTTEN EGG! 🥚🤢💩😷 March, 2026  37:54 Bottom of the Deck40:14 Card 1 46:12 Card 259:30 Card 3 

This Reading is for the Full Moon Total Lunar Eclipse in Virgo.Happy Full Moon Total Lunar Eclipse in Virgo!March 3, 20266:38 AM EST12°Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2760:00 YOU ARE EXITING THE TOWER! 💥⚡️🏢 👽🛸Full Moon Total Lunar Eclipse in Virgo March 3, 202625:57 Bottom of the Deck28:15 Card 1 34:59 Card 239:12 Card 342:51 Clarification  

This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2750:00 PEOPLE CAN NO LONGER PREDICT YOUR NEXT MOVE! ♟️🧐🧿40:54 Bottom of the Deck47:47 Card 154:15 Card 21:00:35 Card 3 1:01:38 Clarification 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This Reading is for Mercury Retrograde, February 2026.Mercury Retrograde in PiscesPre-shadow, Feb. 11Officially Begins, Feb 26Officially Ends, March 20Post-Shadow April 9Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2740:00 THIS PERSON IS A SPY! 👀🕵️‍♀️ Mercury Retrograde, Feb. 2026  28:43 Bottom of the Deck29:36 Card 1 34:28 Card 2 44:53 Card 351:33  Clarification  

This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2730:00 THEIR PLOT TO DERAIL YOU HAS FAILED MISERABLY! ☄️🔥46:53 Bottom of the Deck49:25 Card 1 54:43 Card 256:50 Card 3

Happy Sun in Pisces! February 18, 202610:52 AM ESTWelcome back to #themetamysticshow #2720:00 YOU ARE THE WILD CARD! 😈 Pisces Season, 2026 29:42 Bottom of the Deck 38:43 Card 143:42 Card 250:49 Card 3

Happy New Moon Solar Eclipse in Aquarius! February 17, 20267:01 AM EST28°Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2710:00 WHOA, LOOK AT THAT! 👀 New Moon Solar Eclipse In Aquarius 56:37 Bottom of the Deck1:01:43 Card 1 1:16:16 Card 21:17:29 Card 3 Videos Mentioned: “The Solar Eclipse Choicepoint” Pam Gregory https://youtu.be/C2xXQh7TUjM?si=dICI4DN9M5ybSlE9Lon Milo DuQuette - When you're a "Hermit”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMzfHPw5Zu0 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2700:00 WOW, THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING! 😗1:02:40 Bottom of the Deck 1:08:38 Card 1 1:10:13 Card 2 1:21:05 Card 3  

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2690:00 YOU OUTSMARTED EVERYONE! 😏54:43 Bottom of the Deck1:05:51 Card 1 1:09:32 Card 2 1:12:47 Card 3 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2680:00 YOU HAVE BEEN UPDATED 📲 🧬 PT. 26:54 Bottom of the Deck 36:03 Card 1 47:31 Card 2 52:52 Card 3 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2670:00 YOU HAVE BEEN UPDATED 📲 🧬 PT. 1

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #26631:53 Bottom of the Deck32:24 Card 134:39 Card 246:58 Card 3Here is Part 1 ➡️ https://youtu.be/flHZkLdd6FU

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2650:00 THIS IS A FOOLPROOF PLAN! PT. 1Here is Part 2 ➡️ https://youtu.be/r_BA4tg6nXs

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2640:00 HERE’S THE *REAL* NEW CONTRACT… 📜48:59 Bottom of the Deck50:22 Card 1 51:14 Card 2 52:50 Card 3 ToolsCard: “Covenant, Sacred Contract” from The Shaman’s Dream Oracle by Colette Baron-Reid Crystal: Labradorite  

Happy Full Moon in Leo!February 1, 20265:09 PM EST13°Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2630:00 WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD… 😬 Full Moon in Leo 202657:12 Bottom of the Deck 1:00:52 Card 1 1:05:28 Card 2 1:10:27 Card 3 1:10:46 Clarification 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This Reading is for February, 2026. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2620:00 THIS ENTIRE GROUP IS GOING DOWN. FEBRUARY 202646:00 Bottom of the Deck50:13 Card 1 58:09 Card 2 1:03:17 Card 3 My 2 albums mentioned:“dehumanized” - honeyb33: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1idcemQo2Zg“(t)issues” - honeyb33: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRhssemuiEQ

This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2610:00 YOU WILL GAIN 10X WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU LOST! ToolsCards: 6 of pentacles, RWS10 of disks, ThothElephant Spirit, Sprit Animal, Colette Baron-Reid Bone Collector, The Enchanted Map, Colette Baron-Reid Crystal:  Septarian My song I mentioned: “Joseph, the Dreamer” - Missy Gordon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLWli-ObRXE

This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #260 0:00 THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU IS OUT, AND PEOPLE CAN’T LOOK AWAY! 👀📸📲😲👁️🗣️28:03 Bottom of the Deck36:21 Crystals 41:41 Card 1  48:23 Card 2 58:11 Card 3 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2590:00 YOUR LIFE WILL CHANGE FOREVER AS THEY RECEIVE THIS KARMA! ⚖️😮Bottom of the Deck 53:39 Card 1 55:55Card 2 59:13  Card 3 1:05:36 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2580:00 WOW, *THIS* IS THEIR APOLOGY?! 🙄42:34 Bottom of the Deck 57:13 Card 1 1:02:55 Card 2 1:08:04 Card 3 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This is a Time-Based Collective reading for Aquarius Season, 2026.Happy Sun in Aquarius! 🎉 January 19, 20268:45 PM ESTWelcome back to #themetamysticshow #257 0:00 EW, THIS IS FOUL! 🤢💩 Sun in Aquarius 51:17 Bottom of the Deck 53:27 Card 156:03 Card 21:04:31 Card 

Happy New Moon in Capricorn!January 18, 20262:52 PM EST28°Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2560:00 LOOK, YOUR NEW PATH IS OPENING! 👀😮🤩 New Moon in Capricorn  32:17 Bottom of the Deck44:44 Card 1 50:18 Card 2 57:59 Card 3 

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2550:00 DAM, THIS IS A POWER MOVE! 🦫😈33:44 Bottom of the Deck42:14 Card 145:32 Card 246:37 Card 346:48 Clarification 

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2540:00 2026 🌊 CANCER SCORPIO PISCES 🌊 WATER SIGNS3:04 CANCER 13:07 SCORPIO  29:47 PISCES39:16 Happy 2026, Water Signs! 

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2530:00 2026 🌬️ GEMINI LIBRA AQUARIUS 🌬️AIR SIGNS0:43 WATER SIGNS COLLECTIVE MSG1:48 GEMINI10:17 LIBRA19:53 AQUARIUS 34:25 Happy 2026, Air Signs! Song Mentioned: Lucy Dacus - "I Don't Wanna be Funny Anymore" https://youtu.be/88hQgxgqdo4?si=4eferspV2CtCw5gm 

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2520:00 2026 🌎 TAURUS VIRGO CAPRICORN 🌎 EARTH SIGNS0:38 TAURUS 12:39 VIRGO 22:44 CAPRICORN 39:24 Happy 2026, Earth Signs!