The Night Shift Court

I honestly think that I edited approximately 27 minutes of our wheeze/laugh for this episode... But the Ed Gein Story is the highlight!!! Welcome back and enjoy the ongoings of Prisca, Lorian, Conreth, Madinia, Asinia, and THE REST :)

Here we are with Chapters 11-13 because holy heck there is some STUFF TO COVER! We think Conreth is a Cool Winter, but really does anyone know true colour theory coz I watch those videos and I can't see a difference at all!

Back to regularly scheduled programming with Stacia Episodes, we hope you enjoyed our catch up episode where we chatted shit for a while :) This episode was recorded in August and is the last of the pre recorded episodes before we are up to date and fresh again! We join Prisca and Lorian as they reunite with several key members of both of their inner circles and try to rebuild some trust as the world around them becomes more volatile!

WE WELCOME OURSELVES BACK!Sorry for the interuption, life got REAL but here we are and we are back with a bang :) Catch up here and then we resume regular programming with Book 2 A Kingdom this Cursed and Empty!

WE ARE BACK! Mowen has to apologise for her "knocking on heavens door" health lately which is why there's been a night shift court hiatus, i'm barely clinging on. But here we are with episode SIXTY NINE :) yumyumyumyum We see our Queen start to strategise and ask for what she wants, lets GO PRISCA!!!!!We hope you are still with us for this epic journey that is the Kingdom of Lies series! Lets jump in :) WE MISSED YOU!!!!

OOF Lorian a ginger ninja? Nope, just another Fae Brute making blood vows and riding his own agenda, bloody C - could have enlightened him to a few minor major details... its GODS DAY!!!!

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PRINCE OF GROMMALIA?! Scandelous - can you believe how both of them have SCHMOOZED their way into the bloody palace. Genius. Things are starting to look up in the dungeon, unless you are Wila...

So sorry for the delay folks, if you missed why click back to our previous minisode where Mowen explains! This episode was set to launch on Good Friday so forgive that introduction thats out of context :) We hope you had a fabulous Easter and lets get back to this epic story where things are HOTTING UP!

Hey guys, I'm beyond sorry that we've missed a fortnight and hope you forgive us, this minisode explains why and we shall be back on Friday with Episode 65 from A Court This Cruel and Lovely xxx Mowen xxx

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(Kingdom of Lies Series : A Court This Cruel & Lovely - Chapters 1-5 - Stacia Stark)Here we go folks! Strap in for this epic 4 books series walkthrough in true Aussie flair!!

Can you ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT!!!! We've finished our ENTIRE ACOTAR SERIES (those that are published anyway) LISTEN for our reveal of our NEW SERIES!!!!!!

Honestly Sarah did us dirty, or did the publisher? Someone did coz this shit is giving us a headache from whipping our head back and forth, and not in a good way. Book me into the Chiro please. I'm NOT okay. Also HOW are we this close to the edge....

What in the Dumbledore is this whiplash that we are experiencing in these chapters??? Glowing freaking friend bracelets and death poo's... DEATH POOS ARE A THING. Friendship is KING and so is Valkyrie training. Go Girls. YOU GET THAT MOUNTAIN

This week is the three sisters looking devastating in the Sex Dungeon, I mean the court of nightmares...Black dresses all round but only Nesta is actually giving... well - Mor is giving too in RED, Emerie is pining for her. Gwyn is ? flirting with Az - which Mowen is not happy about....

Honestly between the Harry Potter Fandom, the Twilight Fandom and the LOTR Fandom we have you SORTED (no pun intended)

Epiphanies all round, what sort of man do you have, will he question you zipping a drill around the house or just leave you to it? Do you have a ski irg in your bedroom? Can you walk down ten thousand steps? Can you walk down TEN steps after a PUMP class?

If Tamlin could just CEASE with the BEAST form that would be so grand, I am SICK of his broody whinging toxicity. Cassian just needs to shut the hell up and stop telling Nesta the fine details, she'd be way better at anger managme...ahh mindstilling if he just SHOOSHED. Elain is still boring, beautiful but boring. Nesta's dance career is just as long as Mowens.

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!!!!! Nesta's bathtime interruption is ONLY saved by the bringing of food. It's an absolute NEG from MOWEN re the hair brushing situation but at least you're slowly being introduced to Pidge's kinks.... Like honestly, what even is a great sword...

SOMEBODY STOP ME!!! The Lord of the Rings is getting a decent workout in this episode, as is several Disney movies... but honestly this episode is just a filler to the next few chapters which are HOT. Let's move through it shall we. Cassian is going deep soon... with feelings.... you dirty bird.

Lets argue percentages of Illyrianness shall we? Oh wait, it doesn't fecking matter Cassian SHOOOSH. Luciens back to manage Tamlins' Tantrums. Nesta has an exorcism. Matt Shirvington for your viewing pleasure but did you watch the 2024 Olympic Pole Vaulters pole???

Honestly the threesome deleted scene needs to be a fan fic NOW. I don't have anything else to comment OK? Except I kinda miss Lucien... and I kinda hate Feyre right now... Is it because i'm not as fertile? or not mated to a high lord? or simply because i'm on Earth and not Velaris and i'll never be in Velaris. A Memoir - Mowen.

ITS MOWENS BIRTHDAY (but the file corrupted so this episode is late apologies) If you don't get the Ross Gellar reference we can't be friends. Can you handle someone licking the roof of your mouth? Are you a Pidge or a Mowen? or an Elaine? Do you think the Cauldron was painful????

Yeah okay guys, Mowen may have done hip hop but YOU didn't see Pidge LINE dancing to Aquas "barbie girl" Mowen is forever changed..... There were TEARS! Nesta's eyes are glowing and Cassian is always thinking about that look on her face.

RITA is in the house.... is "Rita's" Rita Skeeters?? That could be a cool FanFic. Nessian edge closer to one another, can you smell it? Az can. Az can basically do anything... mysterious delicious shadow daddy.

LETS GET INTO SILVER FLAMES BABY!! Forced proximity trope activated - Nessian in full slow burn mode. Nesta's hole is getting bulldozed and despite Cassian having his mate close by he's so randy he's still 'admiring Mors beauty..." Rhys and Cassian need to let their boyhood go. Feyre and Elain are now both boring. Lets start the shift...

THANK GOD THAT OVER!!!! IYKYK Edward and Bella moments Christmas Presents in the Sidra Garden Extensions The End.

Honestly, the solstice gift giving is cringe, MVP goes to eyeball daddy for those gloves, Feyre's daycare art has no place in Solstice, she can afford LITERALLY ANYTHING. Azriel wins tradition again for the 1999999th time... is there anything he can't do? Amren gets new earrings, again.

The more we go forth, the more inappropriate Mowen is about Ariel and the more boring Elaine gets, the funnier Cassian gets and the more "married" Rhys and Feyre gets, the more forlorn Lucien gets and the more loved up Amren and Varian get and Nesta is just getting wasted....

Emerie's introduction, solstice gift buying, Rosehall, Luciens black eye...Feyre's paint & sip, that's about it yeah?? BUT have you caught someone in the act?????? This we must know.

Mowen harping about her YiaYia before actually explaining the reason she hasn't been a fan of the Grinch who stole Christmas... WHOOOOOVILLE? I'm fine in Velaris thanks! It's Solstice gift buying time, is it also Black Friday Sales in Velaris? Rhys can afford it anyway!

A baby episode to wrap up the last two chapters and our finals thoughts on ACOWAR as we prepare for ACOFAS - Rhys POV - snore snore. Mowen's IVF SITREP, Pidge's 2IC in Mowens IVF journey... blessed be the fruit.

Seriously Greece needs to get their parking issues sorted out...donkeys. What's Amren eating now? I can't rest until I know if she likes coriander or not.... Elaine on the green thumb path once again, slumping back into irrelevance...

THE STRESS - do you vom? We just eat... but honestly if anything is going to make us vom it's the end of this episode......AMREN WHO ARE YOU, WHERE ARE YOU, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM. Sarah, before I die I need to know okay??? Cassian, injured AGAIN. Lord Farquard BYE - Daddy BYE. Amren BYE?

This episode is utterly ridiculous. But there is both LOTR and HP chatter. Who are you a healthy mix of? Do you relate more to Pidge or Mowens character. Are you a healthy mix of Pidge and Mowen? Are you more of a Carver, Weaver or Bryaxis? Do you prefer the Ourobouros or the Mirror of Erised?

Nesta has manners, Jurian has magic eyeballs, Feyre is Ianthe but not - Elain has tent flaps. Enjoy!

RIP to our dehydrated bestie...but also RI fucking P to IANTHE you absolute hag!!!! After you darls, in you come, come meet the weaver, who's as terrifying as Pidge post night shift. Enjoy the Catholic Mass explanation - props to Mowens mum and dad for a solid start in life in Catholic Education. The Agnostic Atheism is strong @thenightshiftcourt The Body of Christ. Amen.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or apologise about this wild ride. Stoves, Showers, BDSM or ASMR. We are more unhinged than normal IMO. Jurian's revealed himself as a no foe though... he's cauldron blessed.

.SIC EM REX!!!! We deep dive into the justification of is four too many thighs? Is it just the correct amount? I suppose it truly depends who they belong to... and who's asking? Gosh I don't know. Just put someone on it.

Call Mowen MAAS - she's got the imagery... but seriously though, this part of the story is a motion pictures delight. It's where the writers for shows capture the essence of what places and people should look like.

Honestly, this is the episode where we discover Mowens everything shower routine before she realises that no one cares and we get back to the story... We still need more of Mor, Nesta gets her feathers ruffled and still things she's not obvious in her serious stalker girlfriend behaviours. Lord Farquads mirage taunts Rhysie boy and Feyre needs to take a damn bath. Unhingedness at its absolute finest.

Okay so Elain mayyyyyy have had some validity - join us as we prepare to don Illyrian leathers and follow Mor and Feyre into battle. Lucien is off to find Vassa and make it is grand gesture to “belong” somewhere and to someone….

Goodness Gracious Groceries, is Elain really just irrelevant at this point or no? Pidge has some mad theories about Eris & Keir. Az is getting loose with truth teller 🙃 but they are still family…right?

Kar-shay - the most bogan thing you’ll ever say…. Elain gives Az a single nod this episode. She is definitely in need of a mental health assessment. Pidge wants to move in with the Bone Carver… Mowen just wants to spoon with Azriel…

What’s your top aromatic note? Az or Rhys? I’ll fight you for Az!!! Love you Lauren :) (Loz likes Cass)

Pidge needs to be a series editor for grammar AND plot holes, did you also pick up this error? Please consult the image on instagram in relation to how do you think Lucien is carried by the "Illyrians babies". Nesta and Elaine - what have the REALLY got to complain about - cannot relate. sign me up.

Whipping, smacking, paddling....ANYHOO. THEORY is TAMLIN gay?!?! Have you noticed our episodes getting more unhinged? Seemingly when we record a few in a row they do go downhill, but uphill for your listening pleasure. or pain. I'm not even sure anymore, but we LOVE YOU!.

Some SERIOUS theories Pidge has brought to the party! What do you think?? Feyre's acting skills seem to be improving OR Tam Tam and Ianthe are just DUMB AS FOOOOK. Either way Lucien won't admit it but he is ride or die for her. We get introduced to some too close twinsies and it's giving Circe and Jamie Lannister. Jurian continues to be a smug douche. Tamlin continues to be clueless, Ianthe continues to be an absolute hag. Join us as we DIVE into ACOWAR!!!

THE HIGH LADY OF THE NIGHT COURT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.... Give it up for the greatest infilTRAITOR of all time Feyre Cursebreaker...buuuut Lucien ain't buying what you're selling. Take a leaf out of ol Rhysies playbook coz that guys had 50 years of practice at bullshite! Join us as we wrap ACOMAF and chat about theories, faves, and we drop in a bit of Manacled.... do yourself a favour! #dramioneforever.