The Video Cult

Josh and Gabby discuss the etiquette surrounding foreplay in a move theatre and also find time to tell you about all the new shows and movies they have been watching. 

Oh man!Did you know that if you pay 5 easy payments of $89.99 you can loan the TURBO SLEEVE (tm)! We just ask that before you return it to the Video Cult office you run it through the nearest car wash. While you wait for the Turbo Sleeve (tm) to get squeaky clean, you can listen to this week's episode, Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century (1977). Just mind the prehensile nipples and upsetting age-gaps-interspecies relationships. Only on the Video Cult!The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No B-movie is too weird, and no cult movie is too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene-by-scene movie breakdowns and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Oh Hey!I know! We're late, but better late than never. We got your movie and TV recap and all the silly lil stories Gabby and Josh talk about.Only on the Video Cult!The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No B-movie is too weird, and no cult movie is too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene-by-scene movie breakdowns and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

So tell me what you want! What you really really want!We got a spicy episode here, spicy and all over the place. We have Richard E Grant putting his whole acting pussy into become the most stressed manager out there. We got a plethora of cameos from all of the British icons. And finally! we have the best stationary dancing/singing performances that you can ask for. Only on the Video Cult!The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No B-movie is too weird, and no cult movie is too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene-by-scene movie breakdowns and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Piper! Noooooooooo!Cult Meeting! Nooooooo!We have your bi-weekly TV and Movie updates with a big ol splash of White Lotus spoilers. Along with your host's ripping on their respective papa's fashion choices and their love for local dive bars. So strap in for this week's meeting!Only on the Video Cult!The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No B-movie is too weird, and no cult movie is too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene-by-scene movie breakdowns and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Hey Goop Troop!We got another goopy movie for ya'll, this week we have the 1993 movie, Carnosaur!We have megalomanic food scientists, hippies named after yeast infections, and a very special guest Rhys! So join our hosts Josh and Gabby and this week's guest on this Jurassic journey.Only on the Video Cult!The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No B-movie is too weird, and no cult movie is too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene-by-scene movie breakdowns and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Welcome back, cultists!We missed last week's cult meeting, but life stops for no one, not even our hosts. We talk about whippet-induced drownings, Sam Rockwell getting railed by LBHs, and your TV and movie updates. Only on the Video Cult!The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No B-movie is too weird, and no cult movie is too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene-by-scene movie breakdowns and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

The Video Cult Crew flies guestless on this special episode about, quite possibly, the most bizarre and equally good independent film of all time. If you have children be warned this is immediately going to remind you that you don't love them and never will. If you don't have children, don't worry because you've come to the right place and will immediately want them after listening to this episode. It's awkward dinner, it's failure to grow up, it's Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care for the concerning cultist.Only on the Video Cult!The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No B-movie is too weird, and no cult movie is too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Did Josh know the title was a long walk when he typed it out? Yes. This Cult Meeting Josh and Gabby talk about cannibal podcasts, the new movies in their lives and briefly touch base with The Oscars. If you can't trust The Video Cult, who can you trust?Only on the Video Cult!The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No B-movie is too weird, and no cult movie is too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Dark greetings cultists!We are going back to our roots with this Mexican exploitation flick, Alucarda (1977), where we drive deep into this bloody, goopy, and satanic lesbian romp. We are back again with Zach, our postie with the mostie, joining us again to discuss tuna melts, Gabby's grotesque fascination with medieval torture methods, and which Mr Tumnas is most fuckable.So join us in this dark procession, Only on the Video Cult!The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No B-movie is too weird, and no cult movie is too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Josh and Gabby get you caught up on all the things they have been watching and par for the course discuss cucking. Look, it's a cult meeting, what more did you want, for us to read pornographic material aloud?

Welcome back, cultists!We are back into the grind with an extra-long episode of the Video Cult. And oh boy, is it ever juicy. With this week's episode, we are joined by a friend of the podcast: Zach! The postie with the mostie. So sit back and listen to Josh, Gabby, and our guest rip into this Kevin Costner masturbatory vanity project, The Postman. Only on the Video Cult.  Love, your friendly neighbourhood cuckold!The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Happy Life Day Cultists. The secretly recorded episode from the past! Somehow Nathan returned. There are cucks on both sides. The Video Cult crew went ahead and recorded a Christmas in July in December special and its releasing now today for all of you. Is Mama cheating on Chewie? Is Chewie cheating on Han? Are droids even people? All these questions are answered to some drunken degree as Josh, Nathan and Gabby drink their way through the 1978 TV spectacular The Star Wars Holiday Special!

Ohhh Boy do we have a stinker for you folks!In our defence, when we saw the title "Murdercycle" we expected a little more murder and cycles, but all we got was a lot of yapping and booooring action scenes. But if you love our two hosts, Gabby and Josh, you'll take on this movie's burden for the cult's sake. So strap in for Murdercyle (1999),Only on the Video Cult. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Hello Cultists, Are you ready for the soothing sounds of Gabby's 2nd-grade reading-level capabilities, sentient veggies who praise our lord Jesus Christ, Robo-justice, and men down under!Enjoy this extraordinary episode of the Cult Meeting! Only on the Video Cult.The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

It would be disingenuous the spend all of the word count making James Bond puns, this movie manages to stand on its own. It just steals the car chases, the drinking, the need for gambling, the sexual desire for strangers and George Lazenby. The Video Cult Crew tackles this James Bond ripoff with all the finesse a blunt instrument like Inspector Fang can muster. Get ready to blow it all sky high and remember that The Video Cult loves you, its your parents who are the liars.

Ohhh boy do we have a spooky one for you cultists!You know what's scarier than humanity's downward spiral into the shitter? Fake accents... With this year's creepy Halloween special, we unlock the evils that are incredibly unsexy-sex scenes, leaving the milk out, and a twist-ending straight out of a bodybuilder's wet dream. Oh boy! Very scary and very culty, Only on the Video Cult.The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Well, here we are cultists!After many weeks of fighting our soon-to-be tech overlords, we are victorious! While Josh and Carey have a lovely outing around the Dingle while Gabby fights for her life (at the cost of her hairline) against sentient scooters. We got TV and Movie recaps, and the constant sniffles provided by your hosts. Enjoy the fruit of our labours!As always we appreciate if you rate the podcast 5 stars and you can follow us at https://www.instagram.com/video_cult666?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== for updates.The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

All the usual Cult Meeting segments to get you up to speed on what media you should consume, along with a truly heinous tale of a Cat and his Hat. You don't have to join The Video Cult, we already signed you up. We're family now, just ask Vin Diesel.As always we appreciate if you rate the podcast 5 stars and you can follow us at https://www.instagram.com/video_cult666?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== for updates.

1 host, 2 host, Guest host, we boast?....that this episode is...good. Well here at The Video Cult we Aren't poets, but we do like to think we're funny. So come along and join the crew for yet another (3rd time) musical of cult proportions. Marvel at human deformities, gasp at the volume of sinks, and tap your toes to the tunes of a by gone era. If you've got ten happy fingers then we've got the musical for you. Your parents think its just a phase, but we know you've joined The Video Cult for life.The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Honestly, if we were to subject our special guest Lauren to the cursed, goopy soup that is our Cult Meetings, we would with My Hero Academia and Texas Chainsaw Massacre cross-over fanfiction. So join us as we talk movies, tentacles, and TV!The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Lick our plates you dog dicks!Honestly if Josh and Gabby were to throw a guest into a goopy mix as an initiation, it would be Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986). We are joined by a special guest: Lauren! We dive deep into the viscera of award-winning chilli (just don't ask how it was made) and navigate the tunnels of love as we chainsaw thrust into this episode of the Video Cult.The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

With Nathan truly out in the wild navigating the world of fluids that is fatherhood Josh and Gabby take us back to the inner podcast that is Boob Tube for this weeks cult meeting. They watched several confounding episodes of Baddies Caribbean and come to find that maybe the Baddies were the friends we made along the way.

All gas, no breaks. The episode no one asked for. The episode reality tried to cancel. The episode that spat in god's face and said "I wanna be where the people aren't". It's Dagon (2001), the outside world rejects you but The Video Cult isn't.

On a very special cult meeting the crew let's Gabby take the reins for the full hour and lead them down into the dark pits of Bio-Dome fan fiction. Pulled forth form the damp crevasse that is Pauly Shore's taint The Video Cult crew are here to put their lives and talent on the line. This is your brain on Bio-Dome Fan-fiction Erotica. Enjoy?

This week The Video Cult crew have found their salvation through the nostalgic lens of the 80's looking through a nostalgic lens to the 50's. Tropes will be flipped upside down, predators and diner owners dissolved together. Shrines! Funky Space Prolapse! It's all here, where it should be and where you belong, with The Video Cult.The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

What do you get when you mix Josh's love of Canon Films and Trivia? A segment Nathan and Gabby didn't have the heart the put out of its misery. Also Gabby finally finishes her tale of Truckly love and "oil factory illusions"

Ohhhhhh Boy Cultists, Gabby sure pulled out a stinker for this episode! Listen, when it comes to movies like "Bio-Dome" (1996) it's best to plug your nose and swallow that gross, viscous, sludge that is 90's nostalgia. You know, the soul patches, ska, and the weasel-speak you need subtitles for.  So sit in a massage train and get ready for the cluster fuck of the century, only on the Video Cult. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Back together again the crew has extended conversations about bathroom activities, ants the kill and obey traffic laws and how to read porn in ear shot of your mother. If its your first time here then I hope you like callbacks, references and Kool aid, it's time for a Cult Meeting.The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

The Video Cult crew dive fetus first into this weeks cinematic offering, The Suckling (1990). Marvel as they make full use of the content warning, dazzle at their disgust, congratulate this conflagration of bad taste. The movie may be terrible and the only way to make it better is to talk about it, so come be the silent newcomer in this much needed group therapy session of The Video Cult.

This episode we say goodbye to Roger Corman, the mind behind some of the greatest cult movies of all time. That's the classy part of the episode. Afterwards it's all dirty submarine talk, Opinions on the Fall Guy, choosing our Death Race 2000 personas, and incomprehensible fan fiction! All the Video Cult weirdness you know, and love perhaps? The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Start your engines!This week we are heading over to the United Provinces of America! Nathan, Josh, and Gabby break down Death Race 2000 (1975) where there is a very long discussion about autoerotic asphyxiation, Gabby's continuing misquoting of "The Dark Night Rises", gimp masks, and the Italian Stallion's Bugsy Mallone caricature. So put on your seatbelts and put the pedal to the metal with the Video Cult. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Hellllllooooo cultists!Unfortunatley Nathan didn't join us for this week's Cult Meeting. But, luckily for you folks you get sapphic regency literature, Gabby's long rant about her excursion to the north, and all of the 2/3rds of Video Cult's host's recent watches. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

What if the Village People were demons and there was a dozen of them and they all lived under the Golden Gate Bridge? What then hmm? If you want the answers then look no further than Neon Maniacs a sort of horror / sort of comedy / sort of unfinished film from 1986. It's sometimes charming and constantly nonsensical, but that didn't stop our Cult Crew from breaking it down! Join us for Neon Maniacs, available on Tubi and in old vans that are secretly doorways to alternate dimensions. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Someone (Josh) forgot he was on editing duty so now this Cult Meeting comes to you from out of the void. But you can just think of it like a little treat now that it's a two episode week.

Remember cultists, you have to trust the fungus. In this week's episode, we are back from our little hiatus as we dive into that goopy mushroom soup that is the Super Mario Bros. (1993). And boy is that soup mighty scrumptious. You got David Byrne-inspired goombas, an interdimensional dino princess that needs to learn to brush her hair, and finally, you got a gritty reboot to a beloved game franchise that rivals that of Riverdale. So strap on those Jump Boots and glug glug glug to the Video Cult.The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

After a hiatus brought about by the World Curling Championships our Cult Crew is back! They're making up for lost time in this cult meeting, with stories of work woes, dating woes, and lot of sci-fi tv and movies! Then in Gabby's Fabulous Fan Fiction the crew shares two filthy stories. First from the world on TMNT, Shredder is tied up and awaiting his punishment for being naughty, then in a Dune fan fic Paul is with Chani, but he's dreaming of Feyd Rautha, Oh my!

Get ready to listen to your heart and surf the sewer because The Video Cult crew has thrown themselves at the alter of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! This week they are tackling the live musical stage tour from the fab mutant four and with that comes all the jokes about ending ones existence and which adult movie had the most compelling dialogue. Its Certified Turtifide! Its Cowabunga! It's what the French call a certain I don't know what. It's Coming Out Of Their Shells on The Video Cult and its the sustenance that you crave.

This week's cult meeting is missing its Daddy, and while Daddy is away Josh and Gabby run into some technical difficulties. 2/3rds of the crew talk Karate Kid fakes with Tae Bo instructors, step-by-step instructions for becoming a phone sex operator, Josh's Buffy journey ending, and Gabby's hatred for Linda Tripp. And This week's episode will, unfortunately, forgo Gabby's Fabulous FanFiction as we wait for Daddy to return.The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Let's all go to Arrakis! The Video Cult drank the water of life and then had a wild hallucination that David Lynch made a crazy adaptation of Dune in 1984. Wait, It wasn't a hallucination? Well then I guess you'll have to enjoy this scene by scene breakdown of the strangest sci-fi movie in the known universe. It's all Inner monologues, screaming to your dead dad, and milking cats in boxes from here on out. Strap in and recite the litany against fear, as we present Dune 1984!The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

The Cult Crew do some Academy Awards Best Picture trivia while realizing math is hard. Josh then boasts he can name the highest grossing films of the 90's. Talking TV, Nathan swoons over the Superbowl and the crew gets notalgic about Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. Josh dominates the movie segment by talking about the hundred or so films he's watched while trying to cut down on social media. Finally Gabby takes us back to Sleepaway camp in sharing some surprisingly wholesome fan fiction starring two serial killers. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Welcome back Cultists! This week The Video Cult crew takes a deep dive into the blaxploitation classic Three The Hard Way (1974). It's got arcade shootouts, an even number of breasts, science run amok and music so funky it could make a carpet grow.The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

This week on another thrilling Cult Meeting, Josh, Gabby, and Nathan find out there might be a communist sympathizer, or two, or three amongst the group. Also, Josh is so cool he wears pants backwards and Nathan has to answer unsettling football trivia. TV and movie talk happens somewhere in there. Then they read smutty Fan Fiction inspired by Lair of the white worm, starring Peter Capaldi and Hugh Grant. Next Week's Movie: Three The Hard WayWant to read the fan fiction along with us? https://archiveofourown.org/works/52103365?view_adult=trueThe Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Greetings Cultists! today we journey to the British countryside, fight off sexy snake ladies, and question if Peter Capaldi is wearing underwear underneath his kilt. It's Ken Russel's 1988 film Lair of the White Worm! So strap in and thirst over sexy snakes for this week's Video Cult!The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

We're not sure how they do things where you're from stranger, but round these parts we don't need no fancy metric or imperial systems. We only measure in hotdogs. What do we measure you ask. well mostly the girth of a man's genitals. On a very special Cult Meeting the crew talk about toys they always wanted as kids and shows and movies they recently watched. After which it's time for a dramatic fully voice acted Fan Fiction reading that tells the tale of an explicit love affair between Hulk Hogan and John Cena. It is as good as it sounds. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Are you Jock Asses ready to rumble??? The video cult takes a look at the 1989 Hulk Hogan / WWE film No Holds Barred! Gird your loins for a scene by scene breakdown of this Hogan power fantasy, and get ready to love to hate the incredible Kurt Fuller, as he single handedly carries the film. It's oiled up, roided out, sweat hog wrestling action on The Video Cult!The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Happy New Year Cultists! Josh, Gabby, and Nathan are back with a shiny new cult meeting! The crew haven't made any resolutions, in fact judging by the contents of this episode, you may think they haven't made any effort at self improvement. This is correct. It's an episode full of stories about throwing up in inappropriate places, pining for the glory days of the french revolution, and dudes with popped collars. Brand new year, same old Video Cult. Next week's movie breakdown: No Holds BarredThe Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

The Video Cult is in the holiday spirit, and have had a few regular spirits as well. To celebrate the giving season, the Cult Crew tackles 1989's Christmas classic Elves! This movie features all the holiday hallmarks: Incest, Nazi plots, and an inarticulate rubbery monster. Our crew take their time breaking down this Christmas horror show scene by scene. Meet drunk ex-cop Santa, Grandpa-Daddy, and a horrific Elf monster looking for love! All that and way too much more on this very special episode of The Video Cult. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Things are very normal during this week's cult meeting. The Cult Crew talk about extravagant birthday parties, carnival mishaps, and Gabby's love of serial killers and vikings. The back half of the episode is dedicated to a marathon session of Gabby's Fabulous Fan Fiction; starring your giant spider boyfriend, Elvira, and the mom from Twilight. You've been warned.  The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

We're sorry. It wasn't suppose to be like this. Please believe us when we say that we didn't know. Things (1989) is an incomprehensible mess of a film that is an absolute clinic on how not to make a movie. We watched it, and now we have to talk about it. Why? Because it's the only way we can work through the trauma, and it counts as our court mandated therapy. Join us if you dare for a scene by scene breakdown of Things, a pseudo horror film that might just be the worst thing to ever come out of Canada. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!