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Dear ListenerWe act on behalf of The Wafflers Podcast and its associated management team.We write to formally address recent allegations made in relation to Mr. Andy Newton, a regular contributor to the podcast. These allegations are of a serious nature and, as such, have necessitated immediate and appropriate action.While the specific details of the allegations cannot be disclosed at this stage due to the sensitive and confidential nature of the matter, we can confirm that they are currently under thorough review. The podcast and its management take such matters extremely seriously and are committed to ensuring that all concerns are handled with fairness, diligence, and integrity.Pending the outcome of this investigation, Mr. Andy Newton has been suspended from all podcast-related activities with immediate effect. This decision has been made on a precautionary basis and does not constitute an admission of wrongdoing. It is intended solely to allow for a full and impartial investigation to take place without interference or prejudice.We kindly request that all parties respect the privacy of those involved and refrain from speculation or the dissemination of unverified information during this time.Further updates will be provided where appropriate once the investigation has concluded.Should you require any additional information, please do not hesitate to contact us directly.Yours faithfully,Fineprint Legal Services LtdPenelope Hardcase.

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The Wafflers discover they are the most influential podcast of the modern day. Andy tells us the outcome of his uni interview, Pete talks about his wedding, Danny shouts at a cat and tells a dead good joke about skiing.

This week on Graveyard FM, the crypt doors are blown clean off as Danny Ghoulberry and Smegenstein dive head-first into the darkest, weirdest, most legally concerning confessions the underworld has to offer.We investigate a suspicious vanishing wedding that smells strongly of financial necromancy, debate whether eating carol singers counts as self-defence, and open the Rotting Mailbag to help monsters whose love lives are somehow even more cursed than their bodies.From full-moon bedroom disasters to Frankenstein’s anatomical insecurities, nothing is off-limits — including one confession so awkward it nearly causes a lab-grown breakdown in the studio.Plus: disturbing adverts, questionable holiday deals, and the kind of advice that would get any living radio station immediately shut down.If you’ve ever wondered what happens when supernatural problems meet absolutely unqualified hosts… this is it.🩸 Expect chaos.🦇 Expect oversharing.⚰️ Expect at least one crime against Christmas.Graveyard FM — the only show brave enough to ask:Are you the ghoulhead… or just monstrously misunderstood?

Episode 299 On the eve of a ridiculous milestone, the lads take a moment to look back… and immediately get dragged back into the present by the usual chaos.Andy confronts the harsh reality that the metal scene has moved on without him (or possibly evolved into something he refuses to understand). Danny is locked in a low-level suburban conflict with a neighbour that may or may not escalate into passive-aggressive warfare. Pete opens up about his mum being poorly And Danny goes on a hot date too Death by Tacos with a mystery man.. before things are gently derailed, as is tradition. It’s reflective, it’s ridiculous, it’s heartfelt in places, and it’s proof that even after 299 episodes, nothing has improved — and thank God for that.**Plus:** callbacks, oversharing, emotional whiplash, and the comforting sound of grown men processing life in the worst possible way.

This week on The Wafflers Podcast, we play Right Answers, Wrong Questions.Andy and Pete answered a series of harmless questions… or so they thought. The problem? Some of the questions have been quietly swapped, meaning their perfectly normal answers suddenly make absolutely no sense. Their only job is to commit, blend in, and somehow explain themselves without backing out.What follows is panic, confidence, accidental confessions, and two grown men desperately trying to justify things that should never need justifying. No takebacks. No context. Just vibes.we also find out who the MVP is for 2025 and Danny has a story about a fat See u Next Thursday x

Sebastian Plopworth did not choose Witness Protection.It chose him.With a new name, a worse job, and no contact with his former life, Sebastian tries to stay hidden — until old habits, stranger coincidences, and a co-host who talks too much begin to unravel everything.A story about identity, panic, midwifery, and the dangers of naming places, times… and horses.

sorry about that! freshly back after giving his mum one, the boys continue with the quiz!

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Danny and Andy catch up regarding new year's eve, they are constantly interrupted by there new butler as they have an array or guests turn up early for a party..

This episode has absolutely everything. The boys break down their Christmas antics, dive headfirst into listener confessions, and tackle a blind ranking Top 10: which celebrity do you really want to be stuck next to on a long-haul flight?To round things off, the lads put their trust (and dignity) on the line with a chaotic game of Carrot in a Box.

It’s Christmas… But There’s a Catch 🎄It’s the most wonderful time of the year… unless there’s a horrible twist attached.This Christmas special sees the boys tackling festive hypotheticals that sound perfect on paper — magical snow, flawless roast dinners, hangover-free drinking, and the best sex of your life — but every gift comes with a cursed catch that could ruin relationships, end family gatherings, or leave you mildly famous for all the wrong reasons.Would you take a white Christmas if it meant confessing something unforgivable?Is the perfect roast worth social destruction?And how much would it take to risk your dignity, your Facebook timeline, or Christmas dinner with the in-laws?

This week, we’re catching up on everything the boys have been getting up to throughout December from ill-advised Santa dashes and sweaty festive chaos, to brain-melting escape rooms and questionable teamwork. We also go up close and uncomfortably personal with the greatest friend who ever lived… Dean. Jammy Dodgers or Roast Dinners, Cats or Asian women!Stories are told, dignity is lost, and as always, nothing is learned.

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Danny has been on a full English rampage this week…an absolutely disgraceful 4 breakfast outings in 5 days, leaving him bent-backed, bloated, and spiritually at peace. Meanwhile, Andy has reached the peak of his life: he finally met his hero, WWE legend Mick Foley, and hasn’t stopped talking about it since.Then it’s time for the big event…Dragons Dean.Danny presents his lineup of strangely brilliant inventions, while Andy tries to convince everyone that his USB candle, inflatable cutlery, edible phone case, refillable crisp bag, and Smart Socks™ are not the ramblings of a man who sniffed one too many screwdriver handles.Expect:🥓 Breakfast stories🦶 Andy’s foot trauma🤼‍♂️ Mick Foley fanboying🐉 Dragons Dean pitches (serious, stupid, and everything in between)🔥 Danny Candles™🗑️ Andy defending inflated cultry like his life depended on it It’s chaotic. It’s entrepreneurial.It’s the boys trying to change the world…badly.

Episode 288 — “The Week From Absolute Chaos”In Episode 288, the lads return with a full week of pure, unfiltered madness.Andy kicks things off with a rant for the ages after his neighbours’ landlord randomly turns up and cuts down all their Sky dishes like a budget vigilante. As if that wasn’t enough, Andy then finds himself trapped inside an active stabbing crime scene in town — because of course he does.Meanwhile, Danny’s week has been just as bizarre. He bumps into Friend of the Pod Craig, who casually tries to encourage Danny’s kids to “have a poo and just… not flush it.” No one knows why. Craig refuses to elaborate.But Danny steps into hero mode too, helping an elderly lady after a nasty fall and somehow managing not to pull anything in the process. Then comes the ultimate test of patience: an awkward week-long visit from his father-in-law. And to top it all off, Danny meets up with Friend of the Pod Proudy, adding another layer of weirdness to an already stacked episode.It’s chaos, confusion, and classic Wafflers storytelling — all in one go.

287 - We should talk about we we should we should err best ermm favourite errr five five of our err favourite things that we find scary in the woodsDanny and Andy venture deep into the dark, dodgy depths of Britain’s creepiest woods to uncover the **Top 10 Scariest Things You Could Ever Find** — Wafflers-style.From a **mud-caked football covered in human bite marks**, to a **Polaroid photo of YOU taken when you definitely weren’t there**Expect laughter, panic, conspiracy theories, and at least three moments where Andy nearly shits himself.Grab a torch, hold hands if you’re scared, and join the lads as they break down the creepiest, weirdest, most “nah I’m going home” items you could ever stumble across in the woods.

This week on The Wafflers Podcast, Danny and Andy are back — and it’s absolute mayhem from start to finish.Andy’s just returned from For the Love of Horror convention, Danny’s accidentally seen one of Andy’s exes naked, and “the greatest moment” of Andy and his girlfriend’s life happened this week.But that’s not all — there’s was unexpected guest in the studio (a real snake), Danny cracks open his childhood diary from when he was 11, Andy gets shouted at in the streets again, and Danny uncovers a shocking family secret that changes everything… well, kind of.It’s weird, it’s wonderful, it’s The Wafflers Podcast — where even the diary entries have drama.

It all started — like most bad ideas do — in the group chat.Andy typed three cursed words: “Halloween weekend lads?”Now seven idiots — Danny, Andy, Pete, Mikey, Luke, Johnny and Craig — have found themselves in a creepy old farmhouse in the middle of rural Wales… because apparently that’s what “content” means these days.What begins as a daft weekend away for a Halloween special slowly spirals into something darker. The banter, the piss-taking, the inside jokes — they all fade as strange things start happening. Doors locked from the inside. Voices calling names. One by one, the lads start to vanish…Told through their own chaotic points of view, this cinematic Halloween episode blends found-footage horror, comedy, and pure Wafflers chaos. There’s Andy’s Ouija board made from a pizza box, Pete’s tragic attempts to stay sane, Luke’s doomed flirtation with a ghost, and Craig’s cryptic “genius” that might not be as clever as he thinks.But when Danny goes upstairs to “check his phone,” the jokes stop.Something’s waiting.And it’s not laughing anymore.🔪 Expect:Classic Wafflers humourCreepy storytelling

🎙️ The Wafflers Podcast: Graveyard FM 👻Welcome to Graveyard FM, the number one radio station for the living dead!Hosted by Danny Ghoulberry and Smegenstein, your favourite decomposing DJs are back from beyond the grave to bring you a night of chilling confessions, ghastly dilemmas, and undead bangers.Tune in as the pair tackle this year’s spookiest “Am I the Ghoulhead?” submissions — from hungry vampires to socially awkward werewolves — before diving into the filthiest corner of the afterlife with Rotten Confessions.Expect dodgy adverts from the underworld (including Afterlife Insurance, GhostNet, and Frank’s Spare Parts Emporium), questionable moral advice, and songs to raise the dead — all leading up to a séance gone horribly wrong when they fire up the Ouija board live on air…It’s creepy, it’s cheeky, it’s full of grave humour — and it’s The Wafflers’ most deadly episode yet.💀 Graveyard FM — The station that never dies.

**Ep 280: Urban Legends (feat. Tom Slemen Returns!)**The lads are back and things are getting spooky — and stupid — in equal measure. Danny and Andy welcome back the one and only *Tom Slemen*, Liverpool’s ghost guru, to dive headfirst into a load of Urban Legends that are somehow equal parts terrifying and ridiculous.There’s *The Bus to Nowhere* — a ghost bus that only appears to people who’ve completely given up (so Andy’s expecting it any day now). *The Thing in the Tunnel*, a mysterious creature haunting the underground Then there’s *The Two-Faced Boy*, *The Fisherman’s Ghost*, and the creepy *Cheshire Stalker* — a well-dressed, sweet-smelling weirdo that sounds suspiciously like someone we know… 👀In between ghost stories, Andy opens up about getting shouted at over his sexuality, Danny keeps trying to prove ghosts aren’t real (failing miserably), and Tom just sits there radiating supernatural energy. It’s creepy, it’s chaotic, and it’s classic Wafflers.**Spotify/Apple short version:***Ghost buses, tunnel creatures, and a suspiciously good-smelling stalker — Tom Slemen’s back and The Wafflers are terrified (sort of).*

Chaos is afoot! This week, the lads dive headfirst into animal attacks and outright lies. Danny recounts his dramatic trip to Liverpool, which ended with a rather unfortunate incident involving bird poo down his shin. Then, Andy battles a terrifying tale of a hungry, hungry goose. Finally, the gloves come off for a tense round of '9 Facts, 1 Lie', where trusting your best mate might be your biggest mistake.

🎙️ Episode Bio – The Wafflers: Never Have I EverThis week Danny puts Andy through the ultimate game of Never Have I Ever — Wafflers style. No drinks, no mercy, just confessions flying left, right and centre. From awkward childhood blunders to naughty secrets that probably should’ve stayed hidden, nothing is off the table.Expect oversharing, uncontrollable laughter, and Andy wishing he’d stayed quiet. Will Danny come out looking innocent, or will Andy’s confessions steal the show? Tune in for a mix of filth, embarrassment, and proper Wafflers chaos

Ep 279: Is It Weird Too..This week The Wafflers go full confessional as Danny and Andy tackle the ultimate “Is it weird..” list — from sniffing milk and clapping on planes, to peeling nuggets, licking plates, and eating ice cream with a fork. Things only get stranger as they debate favourite spoons, petrol-sniffing, imaginary arguments, and cartoon crushes. And of course, it wouldn’t be The Wafflers without the gross, personal, and downright filthy end of the list: sniffing underwear, bath-time wanks, and socks-on sex. It’s uncomfortable, relatable, and absolutely hilarious.Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Danny on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend

Ep 278: Assumptions, Misconceptions & Lip Locking ObsessionThe lads tackle your wildest assumptions about The Wafflers — debunking some, owning up to others, and causing plenty of new misconceptions along the way. Andy gets lost down a rabbit hole, Danny takes it far too literally, and in a bizarre turn, Danny spots Mikey in McDonald’s glued to someone’s face mid-snog. Pure waffle, pure chaos.

Ep 277: Ulcer Sedation, Danny’s VacationWhile Danny was sneaking off for sun, sangria, and siestas in Spain, Andy was stuck at home battling stomach ulcers and getting sedated like a budget rockstar. The boys reunite to swap tales of tapas and tummy trauma, holidays and hospitals — with the usual chaos, oversharing, and waffle along the way.

Andy’s back after being poorly, and Danny’s been spending his recovery time glued to Wife Swap reruns from the early 2000s. Things quickly go off the rails as Danny shares a story about sexual role play gone wrong, leaving Andy in stitches. But the real chaos kicks off in the main event—Danny and Andy attempt to plan each other’s perfect Sunday. Spoiler: their ideas couldn’t be further from perfect… Prepare for laughs, tangents, and absolute Wafflers mayhem!Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Danny on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend

Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Danny on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend

Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Danny on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend

Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email us @ [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend

After a two-month dry spell, we’re forcing ourselves back into your ears — raw and unlubed. Just pure waffle. Danny’s back with his smile, Andy’s still lost in his own head, and The Wafflers Podcast is as messy as ever. Welcome to ‘Reloaded and Unlubed’. You asked for this. (You didn’t.)Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquiries or to book a personal event email [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend

From exploding stomachs to magpie salutes — this episode dives headfirst into the bizarre things we believed as children. Danny, Andy, and Pete explore the myths that haunted their childhoods: 🌙 Did the moon follow you around like a needy ex? 🍝 Did raw pasta really explode your insides? 👁️ Would sneezing with your eyes open shoot your eyeballs across the room? 💦 And was there ever a more terrifying invention than the mythical “pee dye” in swimming pools? Also featuring: Pete’s acidic wee The flying coat incident Whispering secrets to a PS2 memory card And why Andy once cried in Tesco over a pavement crack Expect laughs, shock, and a surprising emotional turn, as Danny and Andy reveal some unexpectedly sad news at the end of the episode.

Everyone remembers that kid — the one who licked a bird, claimed to be a reincarnated Vietnam soldier, or smelled suspiciously like wee. This week on The Wafflers Podcast, we dive into the strange world of schoolyard oddballs and the unforgettable things they did that made us all go, “...what the hell?” From phantom PSP smut smugglers to moth-eating legends, we share real-life tales from Reddit and our own pasts — including a few about a certain lad we know all too well. Was he lying about hot air balloons? Did he really send rude videos from a jiffy bag at the bus stop? Join us for stories so weird, you’ll swear we made them up (we didn’t). Grab your headphones and prepare to cringe, laugh, and maybe remember the weird kid from your own school days.

Bird Flu, Teeth Town, and Lesbian Caravan Adventures Andy’s still battling the mystery illness—and live on air, the lads piece together the shocking truth: he’s caught bird flu. (Probably.) Meanwhile, Pete’s been back to the caravan... and this time, he brought company—two lesbians, invited purely to watch them kiss. Classy as ever. He also discovered Little Italy, a tiny town built entirely from teeth... in some random bloke’s garden. Yep, really. Plus, the boys dive into a batch of listener confessions—and let’s just say, you lot need help. Another chaotic week with The Wafflers!

Lice, lies, laughs, and luscious blondes Pete returns from London with head lice, a mysterious bum itch solved, a run-in with Tory joggers, a pancake-loving man with Down Syndrome, and a bold lady who knew he wasn’t from Liverpool. Oh, and he got a flat tyre—7 minutes from glory. Andy’s back from the brink after being bed-ridden and on death's door, and Danny… well, Danny’s discovered his in-laws (and the “big titted blonde” going on holiday with them) all listen to the podcast. Cheers to overdoing it on the gins, Dan. There’s Banana Drama, bizarre online “facts” about the Wafflers (Peter owns a sports car called The Beast apparently), and the return of Convolut—Danny’s weird guessing game where cryptic clues lead to band names. Plus, Danny finally watched Powers of Authority and Andy and Pete are seething with jealousy. Lice, lies, laughs, and luscious blondes—this one has it all.

No Pete. No Andy. No chaos? Not quite. This week, Danny’s joined by the ever-dramatic Mikey and the mysterious Vog. The trio attempts a Top 10 Blind Ranking of movies (with mixed success), play a round of Convolute, and accidentally unearth some truly questionable facts about Mikey Dodds. Midway through, they take a break to watch the long-awaited Powers of Authority (off-mic), and return to give their very honest thoughts. It’s a calmer one, a little less feral, but still full of charm, confusion, and at least one laugh-out-loud moment. Probably not.

This Week on The Wafflers Podcast Things get uncomfortably personal as the lads discover Andy’s shorts used to be his dad’s—and naturally, they become obsessed with investigating a mysterious yellow stain. What is it? Mustard? Piss? Ghost juice? Nobody's ready for the truth. Danny raw-dogged a 6-year-old’s birthday party (not like that!) after forgetting his phone and being forced to survive in a soft play centre with no escape. Pete tells us about his suspiciously isolated caravan holiday—parked right between a Maccies, Morrisons, and a chippy that delivers. Luxury. Andy went full metal goblin and attended a deathmatch wrestling show, returning with tales of gore, glitter, and goblin-based violence. This week’s Banana Drama features two mysterious YouTubers—Lord Lukan and Yellow Mustard—who showed up in Beeston to uncover the legend of the plate of bananas. The boys also play a new game: 10 facts, one is a lie. Expect chaos, confusion, and a passionate debate about windowsills and Liverpool FC. It’s stains, pain, and pure Wafflers energy—dive in! Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Pete on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Pete on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend

This Week on The Wafflers Podcast Guess who’s back! Mikey returns to the pod for the first time since episode 255, and boy, has life been chaotic. He’s got stories of bomb scares and evacuations at work and shares the sad news that he and his partner have split up since his last appearance. To top it off, Mikey even went on a date and got brutally stood up. Ouch. Meanwhile, Andy shares the heartbreaking news of his nan’s passing—RIP Carol—while Danny reveals he’s had a visit in his dreams from a long-gone frenemy. In this week’s Banana Drama, the boys investigate the mysterious statue of Beeston that seems to be nodding to the infamous plate of bananas. Pete’s causing trouble again, somehow managing to offend his 6-year-old nephew with one careless comment. Naturally. And, of course, things get competitive as Danny and Andy battle to swoon Mikey with their best date ideas. Andy goes for a swim, while Danny ups the ante with a night at Spanish Hooters. Who will win Mikey’s heart? It’s chaos, heartbreak, and a whole lot of laughter—don’t miss it!

The Tom Slemen Investigation: Lost in the Story In this special episode, Winston P. Sniffington sets out to uncover the truth about legendary storyteller Tom Slemen. But as the investigation unfolds, reality begins to crack. How does Tom know so much about Andy, Pete, and the infamous Peterfiles? Why do his stories seem eerily personal? And when Winston finally gets too close to the truth, he’s forced to question everything—even himself. Is Tom Slemen a real man, a myth, or something far more unsettling? Strap in for the most mind-bending episode of The Wafflers Podcast yet.

it's another week of absolute nonsense, and Banana Drama takes us back to The Great Banana Crash of 1996. Grimthorpe was a peaceful town—until a truck carrying 40,000 bananas lost control and turned the bypass into a potassium-fueled battlefield. Witnesses compared it to D-Day but with bananas, as fruit rained from the sky, stuffing letterboxes, clinging to church spires, and lurking in treetops like sinister yellow bats. Did the town ever recover? (No. No, it did not.) Meanwhile, Andy is “single”, which means it’s time for Danny and Pete to fight for his love with their best date ideas. Danny goes all out with a Chop Chop feast and live wrestling, while Pete takes a slightly darker approach—treating Andy to a romantic evening among the dead. Who will win his heart? Who will make him run for the hills? It’s history, romance, and absolute carnage—just another classic episode of The Wafflers Podcast!

This Week on The Wafflers Podcast The chaos continues as Danny brings us Banana Drama with breaking news from the banana scene—the infamous banana in Beeston, Nottingham has reappeared... in a whole new location! Meanwhile, Danny's daughter uncovers the shocking truth behind why Peter stinks of wee, and things get unsettling when an A.I. seems to know way too much about the lads. In a dramatic twist, Peter's split from Laura has the boys rallying to lift his spirits—with a date idea involving Maccies, naughts, and jet washing (because nothing says romance like power tools and fast food). It's bizarre, it's hilarious, and it’s classic Wafflers chaos—don’t miss it! Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Pete on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Pete on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend

**This Week on The Wafflers Podcast** The boys are back with more madness! This week, they debate a critical question: *How far into the queue would they go to meet Bonnie Blue?* Meanwhile, Andy's fan club has him convinced he's the MVP, and Pete reveals why his dad either hates him—or his new son-in-law. Andy shares stories from *The Love of Wrestling* show, where he met legends like *Mick Foley, Sabu,* and *Jake "The Snake" Roberts*. The lads also dive into a shocking list of movies Pete claims are better than sex with his current partner—*including Stuart Little* and *The Mummy*. Plus, Danny introduces *Banana Drama* with the tale of a woman who found a double banana, while Peter reveals the disturbing discovery of a half-eaten banana in a very questionable spot. To top it all off, Danny shares some very sad news, sparking an all-out battle for his love. It’s chaos as usual—don’t miss it!! Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Pete on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Pete on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend

The Wafflers Podcast – Ep. 260: Five Years of Madness 260 Mondays. No breaks. No regrets. Just pure waffle. This week, Danny, Pete, and the gang celebrate five years of nonsense with a mix of chaos and controversy. They play Guess the Singer, where riddles like "That fella likes sucking on iron" leave everyone second-guessing their music knowledge. Then, they dive into the Top 10 Smells That Linger 24/7—featuring everything from Monster Munch fridges to a strippers’ Naughts. And of course, Am I the Knobhead? delivers its most unhinged dilemmas yet. Is hammering a nail into someone’s tyre ever justified? And, well… the less said about the other one, the better. Buckle up. It’s been five years, and somehow, it’s only getting worse. Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Pete on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Pete on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend

This week on The Wafflers Podcast, Peter returns from his grand adventure in Iceland! He made friends with a lovely Chinese lady, but things took a turn when he found himself in a heated argument with a transgender person. What exactly went down in the land of fire and ice? Plus, we somehow managed to forget Banana Drama again—at this point, it's tradition. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and classic Wafflers nonsense! Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Pete on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Pete on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend

258 - New Year, No Cheer & Andy’s Rehab Premiere For the first time since Christmas, the boys are back together! They kick off with a classic Wafflers-style catch-up, talking New Year’s resolutions and Andy’s mysterious off-mic meeting with Navy Boy. Danny introduces a brand-new segment: Banana Drama! This week’s bizarre headline? A plate full of unpeeled bananas left in Nottingham, leaving the nation scratching their heads. Then, Pete and Danny share a hilarious pub story about their night watching the darts before things take a more personal turn—Andy opens up about his battle with addiction and his decision to go to rehab. In true Wafflers fashion, it’s a mix of raw honesty, laughs, and heartwarming moments. If you or someone you know is struggling with addiction, help is available: Alcoholics Anonymous UK – www.alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk Narcotics Anonymous UK – www.ukna.org Frank (Drug Advice & Support) – www.talktofrank.com Mind (Mental Health Support) – www.mind.org.uk Listen now for the laughs, the madness, and an important conversation about getting back on track. Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Pete on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Pete on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend

Tom and Danny have put together a classic story of Andy's missing Vietnam stories when Andy went to Vietnam and came back even more secretive then when he left

Classic moments from 201 -212 Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Pete on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Pete on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend

The Waffler's Big Fat Quiz of The Year 2024! 🎉 Get ready for the ultimate recap of 2024 with the "Big Fat Quiz of the Year"! Join the hilarious Danny the along with Luke Andy, and Mike in an epic battle for the title of champion of MVP. 🏆 🤔 Test your knowledge on the most obscure facts from 2024 Play along at home and see if you can score big on the 52-point challenge! 📝 Grab a notepad and pen (or an iPad for the posh sods) and immerse yourself in the laughter-filled quest for pointless trivia. Don't forget to share your answers on X, Insta, or WhatsApp– we want to celebrate your quiz prowess! Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Pete on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please  take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts.  It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.  Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend

🎙️ Presenting the grand spectacle of the year, it's time for the prestigious Golden Wafflers Awards! Join me in celebrating the epitome of podcasting excellence as we delve into the standout moments of 2024. From the crème de la crème guest to the most uproarious laugh, we've meticulously curated categories that capture the essence of our vibrant podcast. 🏆 Behold the nominees for The Best Song, Best Introduction and The Best Episode. Thousands of your votes have been tallied, making this not just an awards ceremony but a celebration of our incredible listener community. 🌟 As we reflect on the past year, we extend our heartfelt gratitude to each one of you for making The Wafflers a resounding success. May the anticipation build, the excitement peak, and the winners bask in the glory of being crowned the best in the world of waffling. Here's to another year of unforgettable stories, laughter, and podcasting excellence! Viva La Wafflers! Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Pete on [email protected] Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email [email protected] Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting