PODCAST · religion
West Cohasset Chapel
by Pastor Joe Franzone
We are a community of believers in Christ about ten minutes west of Grand Rapids in Northern Minnesota. We come together, week by week, to bring God glory through singing, hearing His Word preached, loving Him, and loving one another. Address: 24650 State Highway 6, Cohasset, MN 55721 Phone: (218) 999-9030 Email: [email protected]
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When Other Helpers Fail
Ephesians 1:13-23
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And So, It Begins: All You Need Is Need
Luke 18:9-14
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More Than Just A Kiss
Mark 14:43-52
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841
What Is Your Only Hope?
1 Peter 1:3-12
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840
Why The Gospel Needs A Vocabulary
Galatians 2:14-21
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Culture Club
Galatians 2:11-16
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838
Saint Patrick Charms the Snakes
(As told to Jeremy Lott) You may have heard the legend that Saint Patrick drove the snakes from Ireland, but I'm here to tell you it ain't, exactly, 100-percent true. Now it's true that Ireland has no snakes today and it's also true that Saint Patrick is the one that done it. But here's the thing: He didn't drive them snakes out. Nope, he outsmarted them. The snakes were always sinking their fangs into Irish people. And the people, well, they didn't like being bit one bit. So they all said, "Patrick, caaaan't you do something about it?" Back then, Ireland was crawling with snakes from Donegal to Cork and from Galway to Wicklow. But there was one place the snakes liked best, and that was on the banks of the River Shannon in Limerick. Them Limerick snakes were so thick on the ground that the fishermen couldn't cast their lines or launch their boats. If anyone so much as looked at them funny, the snakes would snap and hiss and generally start a stir. And that's what they done when Patrick came up on them and said, "Snakes, we have to talk." Patrick let them go on for a bit and then he snapped back, "I said talk, not hiss." "That ssssssilly human thinkssssss he can talk to ussssss," said one pit viper to the other snakes, who all had a good snake laugh at that. "Yes, that is what the silly human thinks," said Patrick. Them Limerick layabouts were stunned into shutting up. A human who could speak snake was a new thing to them. Finally, a large python cleared its throat. "Well what issssss it that you want to ssssssay to ussssss, human?" the python asked. "The Irish have been talking to me, and they think it's time for you to go," Patrick said. You may wonder why Patrick said, "the Irish" and not "we Irish." It's because he didn't come from here, but that's not what the snakes were wondering at that moment. They weren't wondering because they were coiling mad. "Then we'll bite them! We'll bite every lasssssst one of them," one rattler said. Many others joined in with threats and hisses. Again, Patrick let them get it off of their scaly backs for a minute before he spoke up. "My slithery neighbors, Ireland is a wet and chilly place for us humans, and we're warm blooded! Aren't you cold?" he asked. "Yessssss," a few snakes answered. "And wouldn't you rather go to where it's warm?" Patrick asked "Yessssss!" many more snakes said. "Rattler, wouldn't you like to slither through a nice Texas desert? And Adder, wouldn't you rather lounge on the banks of the Nile? And mamba, doesn't a sky island in an African rainforest sound good?" he asked. Many snakes nodded their snaky snouts. "Well then let us give you all a long vacation, and if you don't like it there you can always come back," Patrick said. Some snakes started to say "yessssss," but then the biggest, baddest one of them all spoke up. "You reek of liessssss, human. Why shouldn't I ssssssimply eat you insssssstead?" asked the anaconda. Now, I gotta give Patrick some credit here. He did not give into the fear that he must have been feeling. No, he told that great big snake, "I'm too much for you to swallow." And, well, that did it. "Ssssssurely you jesssssst, human. I can eat anything that movessssss, from a mousssssse to a rhinocssssserosssssss," the anaconda announced. So Patrick made a bet then and there. If he could name something that moved that anaconda couldn't eat, all the snakes would all go on that vacation. And if not, well then, he was supper. There must have been a twinkle in his eye when he said, "Eat the river." Anaconda hissed. Trapped by its own boast! Still, the great big snake gave it a shot. It slithered out into a ways into the river and opened its great mouth and tried to suck the water in. It wasn't long before the current carried it off. And I don't know much about snake religious notions. But if they have saints too then Patrick is one of them, because of what he did next. He'd won. The snake that was gonna eat him was a goner, but Patrick went right went i...
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But It Says It In The Bible!
Galatians 2:6-14
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Lay All Your Deadly Doings Down, Down at Jesus Feet
Galatians 2:1-10
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Bieito Rubido: Sánchez actúa en clave interna
O director de "El Debate" analiza a comparecencia do presidente do Goberno e a súa postura sobre a guerra contra Irán. Destaca que Sánchez non se referiu expresamente á ameaza de Trump de cortar relacións comerciais e opina que busca conseguir rédito electoral interno de crises internacionais.
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Revealed, Not Invented
Galatians 1:8-24
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830
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It's On!
Galatians 1:6-12
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The Fruit of the Spirit
Galatians 5:22-26
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Still Only One Gospel
Galatians 1:3-12
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Rescued! - All You Need Is Need
Galatians 1:1-7a
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City Life!—Part 2
Isaiah 25, 26:1
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City Life!—Part 1
Isaiah 25:1-12
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Three Lessons from Christmas
Matthew 2:13-23
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Let There Be Peace on Earth
Isaiah 26:1-6, 12
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What Happened to Your Joy?
Galatians 4:8-20
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817
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Peace In Our Neighborhoods: Advent – Hope
Romans 15:1-13
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Now, I Understand What You Tried to Say to Me: Ending Well
Acts 28:14b-31
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More Than Meets The Eye
Acts 27:13-37
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Endurance and The Gospel – Part 2
Acts 26:2-31
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The Valley of Vision: Hezekiah’s Water Tunnel
Isaiah 22:1-14
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Endurance and The Gospel - Part 1
Acts 26:2-31
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Heaven Is Like A Banquet
Matthew 22:1-14 & Luke 14:15-23
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A Man For All Seasons
Acts 23:9-13, 24:10-26
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(Christian) Courage in the Face of Mass Opposition—Part 2
Acts 22:22-23:11
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Compassion in the Face of Mass Opposition
Acts 21:10-14, 22:1-22
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I Will Send Him To You
John 16:5-15
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Righteousness From God
Philippians 3:1-10
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When God Doesn’t Seem Like God
Habakkuk 3:2-6
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Christ’s Bride - Part 2
Ephesians 5:21-33
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Christ’s Bride - Part 1
Ephesians 5:21-32
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When We Must Wait: When God Doesn’t Seem Like God
Habakkuk 2:1-4
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
We are a community of believers in Christ about ten minutes west of Grand Rapids in Northern Minnesota. We come together, week by week, to bring God glory through singing, hearing His Word preached, loving Him, and loving one another. Address: 24650 State Highway 6, Cohasset, MN 55721 Phone: (218) 999-9030 Email: [email protected]
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Pastor Joe Franzone
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